Smack Talk Centre-Raw
Monday Night Raw #1058: September 2, 2013!!!
I’m feeling like the world’s against me Lord Call me crazy, but strangely I love the odds….
They gunning for me, wanna see me fall You know my story, I’ve been through it all Night’s I’ve felt like dying, but I ain’t crying What didn’t kill me, made me strong as iron….
That’s the story of Daniel Bryan against the new corporation led by the evil TRIPLE TEEF… F**K the bullsh!t, you gotta go out chair swinging!!!!
Pringles in hand, Ginger Nuts, chocolate cake, KA Pineapple soda… that’s how I roll!!! RAW #1058!!! HOLD DAT – BLAOW!!!
While I do agree with Randall saying that Danielson doesn’t have a chance in hell against him, yeah that’s because Randall you have the Shield backing you and the McMahons backing you…. yuh too TEEEEEEEEF!!!!
What I do like, is that the more Randall and Triple talk sh!t on the microphone that Danielson can’t do sh!t… the more the crowd get behind the beard and get Danielson to bring the ruckus!!!!
But has Triple hit the bullseye here? Triple tells Big Show he can’t do sh!t… and if he does he will be at the jobcentre trying to get that Christmas job at Royal Mail, but the twist is – Big Show has an Iron Clad contract!!!! Is that the dude Danielson should really be angry about???? Haha Triple wuk brain on Danielson! Now the two must fight in the main event!!! So there you go IWC! that answers your question about the Iron Clad factor! Some of you think he might turn evil against Bryan as well!!! Imagine that!!!!
OH SNAP!!! Because Cody Rhodes thought that Danielson Vs Randall was good for business… Triple TEEF thought well… ok you’re entitled to your opinion because after all you are an @$$hole, you’re getting married very soon, you can fight Randall, you lose, you lose your job, you lose your fiancé… how you gonna pay for your wedding??? You lose your mind, and you will be also checking for Royal Mail for that Christmas job!!!
THE GRANT SAYS – COME ON RANDALL!!!! RKO HIS BLODCLART!!!
Yo Miz – if you’re fighting Fandumbgay, how you gonna come out without Rosa Mendes???? Are you mad boy???? You lucky you won that muthaf***a…
Don’t think that Booker-T’s wise words of wisdom are getting through to Danielson… when is the last time we saw dude??? Yo the plot thickens big time! But I don’t blame Danielson! You have to fight the powers that be! MLK had that speech just over 50 years ago… it applies to Danielson too!
Booker-T I hear ya but FIX UP!!! 400 years plus of slavery rude boy!!!!
BIG UPS TO DEAN AMBROSE!!!! Brukk up that pink vest & panty wearing fool!!!! I’m loving this more and more and more!!! That’s it Ryback! PICK UP THE PIECES!!!
BRILLIANT!!!!! GWARN RYBACK!!!! CHANT GOLDBERG NOW MUTHAF***A!!!
OH SNAP!!! Did Stephanie just say to Big Show that giants don’t live that long???? First they bring out Doink The Clown in a promo (R.I.P.) They have Booker-T talk all this sh!t going against everything Malcolm X and MLK ever said, now this???? Right that does it… I never thought I would do this in a blog, but it has to be done…
What the f**k is going on I can’t go to sleep, They keep giving beats to Danielson I can’t go to sleep, They told Big Show he’s gonna die it’s hard to go to sleep, There are no true heroes I couldn’t go to sleep….!!!
Hold up – EDGE coming on RAW next week???? What can he do??? He got more words of wisdom for Daniel Bryan too? Well how about that for someone who claims he doesn’t miss the business???
I don’t think even Jericho or the Undertaker have been so cryptic in their promos like the Wyatt family, now they on it like – Where’s Kane??? Well all the SMARKS know, yeah that includes me too.. but let’s play along for a hot minute. WHERE HIM DEH??? I hope he’s recreating his sorcery! Oh yeah I forgot the Wyatt family dem mash him up! Y’all want me to follow the buzzards when you failed to put up a simple Raw feed? I’ve been grinding for the STC while you watching a muthaf***!n transfer window??? GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!!! HA! HA! TALK SH!T NOW!
I’ve had a thought, maybe Triple has given Cody Rhodes extra incentive to step his game up and win his match against Randall??? That extra Ruthless Aggression??? If you love your woman THAT MUCH you WILL WIN THE MATCH!!! IT COULD HAPPEN!!!
How ironic, that Rhodes ‘career threatening’ match is against a guy he used to kiss arse to back in the Legacy days!!!! Twitter is blowing up, fans talking about – they will lose their mind if Rhodes loses? He vowed to become World Heavyweight Champion before Sandow!!! It’s almost as emotional as not letting the streak be broken to John Cena! It;s as gripping as Jeff Hardy becoming WWF Champion against Undertaker in 2002! Listen to the crowd! Crowd TUN UP!!!!
OH NO!!!! NO!!!! FOR GOD SAKES NO! I’m not a Cody Rhodes fan…. but to end like this???? Surely there must be a riot brewing in the locker room…. I have but two words to say….
I can’t go to sleep, I can’t close my eyes… They fired Cody and now he’s gonna lose his prize, They got Sandow laughing in front of Cody’s seeds, There’s still no rebel to stand up to Trips and Randy…
CM Punk may claim he’s the best wrestler in the world, but him seh wrestling ain’t what he’s tryna do… now he’s out to f**k up Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel BIG TIME… You say that sort of sh!t in the ring Punk, I EXPECT BLOOD!!!!!
Here comes the girl that the IWC are licking out her pussy all of a sudden… just because AJ put the Total Divas on blast? Good for her she made great points, but watch da ryde… COME ON NAOMI! Er – record skip – the Total Divas just went SHIELD on AJ!!! So much for the #1 Contenders Match!!! I love this wrestling sh!t as much as the next man… actually maybe I don’t… sorry I don’t eat drink sleep this wrestling sh!t!!! I saw what happened to that kid who threw tantrums because The Rock won the WWE Title at the Rumble earlier this year – I don’t wanna become like that! WORD IZ BOND!
This must be Damien Sandow’s grandest day! Triple just fired Rhodes… I bet the monkey is off his back now!!!
WHOA!!!! Now Brie, Nattie, and Trin- oh hang on wrong blog – Naomi will fight AJ for the Divas title at the Night of Champions joint…. if this was one on one, whoever faced AJ would have won… the title, but now…..
Is this how it goes down in the streets now? Every main event – the entire roster comes out? When are these guys gonna grow a backbone and go on strike???? Even the referees had backbone back in the day check it…
Clearly Big Show’s heart ain’t in this sh!t, but he’s gotta decorate the Kitchen Table… uh oh… look what happen now, Triple TEEF has to come out….
The Shield brukk up Danielson again, and Triple & Steph pretty much @$$ raped Big Show into punching Daniel Bryan through school buses… it was the most emotionally painful – PPPPPPPP!!! I’ve had to watch… a locker room full of helpless superstars who can’t even rush the ring…
All because Danielson wouldn’t get in the chair…
I can’t go to sleep… I can’t shut up son….
The power is in your hands…. stop all this crying and be a man….
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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