Monday Night Raw #1098: June 9, 2014!!!

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Ooooooooh that TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEF!!!! WTF did that muthaf***a say to Seth Rollins to make him turn evil? It’s one of those moments, at least to me, I’m not mad at Seth, but more Triple! Oh he got that shovel out alright! I wanna take it and whack it in his head! Ok so what’s gonna happen this week?  By the way Triple, that’s my line muthaf***a, ‘Whoever Loses, I WIN!’ NOT YOU!!!!

IS THIS THE END OF THE SHIELD? WILL THE SHIELD BRING IN ANOTHER RECRUIT? WILL SETH CONTINUE TO TIMBERLAND BOOT STOMP MUTHAF***AZ? RAW #1098! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZUh-Oh!!!! Blockbuster announcement??? Why do Triple & Stephanie look so happy???? Oh no I bet it’s something to do with Danny Bryan being stripped of the title??? Oh my god no!!!

OH SNAP!!! The doc said it all! Game over!!!! Damn Danny… I suppose we gotta make it burn like the CM Punk fans last week…nothing we can do folks, Danny Bryan – no longer Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion… Brie Bella sacrificed herself, for nothing….

Watch out for the Lama (Triple TEEF) tryna plot your tragedy…

Whoa! Sheamus Vs Bad News Barrett in a qualifying match for the Money Inna Bank? THE GRANT SAYS two things: One, we are in for another great brawling contest, and two, one of them won’t need to defend their own titles respectively at the PPV!

Plus, Randall Orton doesn’t have to qualify – he’s automatically added in the match???? TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

What’s wrong STC UK???? Wade Barrett not qualifying??? Ha – SHUDDUP!!! As entertaining and talented as Barrett is, remember one thing – he helped bury the Undertaker alive. THAT is UNFORGIVABLE. It was none of his dyam business!

Ok Bray Wyatt you are reborn…. whoopie doo! All Cena did was put you in a box and you couldn’t get out of it for 10… that box wasn’t even a casket! Reborn my stinking foot!

OK GUYS PAY ATTENTION! Lana is here with her fine @$$!

How is she gonna disrespect Barack Obama??? Seriously Lana which black guy (or should I say n!**@) done you bad???? I’m sure Mike Knoxxx will go out, find him and skin him alive!

HA! HA! Rusev’s opponent: Wack Ryder! Yes he got TV time, and he’s gonna lose, YEAAAAH!!! RUSEV – CRUSH!!!!!!

YEAAAH! TAKE THAT WACK RYDER! AND SHUDDUP!!! AND DISPLAY DE RUSSIAN FLAG!

Rybaxel to go against Goldust again? And R-Truth is his partner this week? Why doesn’t Goldust just find Booker-T? I hated that team back then only because I felt that Booker-T was a true singles competitor – 5 times WCW champion rude boy, look at the main event scene back then and I didn’t even watch WCW!

Rybaxel win again! That’s 3 times now!!!! WHOA!!!! They keep going like this they could go for the tag team titles!

How dare that biatch Summer Rae pour milk all over my Layla….. Look here Summer rae – just because you can’t get d!ck because your facial features are f**ed up… what a waste, sexy legs and nothing to show for it… I’d still put it in tough, just pull her hair – straight backshot business!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

My poor Layla look like 100 men cum all over her face…. that biatch Summer Rae WILL SUFFER!!!

You see w’happen when those 3MB idiots try to talk sh!t? Send for The Shield!!!! Ambrose & Reigns YOU GOT THIS!

Look at that fool Slater tryna get away… Spear by Reigns on the stage – BLAOW!!!!

OH LAWWWD Dean Ambrose has a twisted promo for Seth Rollins! HE’S GONNA F**K YOU UP ROLLINS!!!

Catch Seth Rollins! Full on suit!!! Hair tied back!!!! Watching the screen fromGRANT - BODY - P backstage! Roman Reigns is gonna f**k up Randall! So it’s safe to say that Randall ain’t winning that title at Money Inna Bank! And as for Triple…. I feel like I’m in attitude era again… I WANT THAT MUTHAF***A DEAD!!!! Reigns promises to destroy him!!! LET ME HELP YOU REIGNS!!! I need to invest in some swat gear!

Glad to see my baby cleaned herself up after that sketal Summer Rae tried to humiliate her…oh for f**k sake what the f**k is Damien Sandow wearing? Because Layla is here, I’m gonna stick around…

The fans cheering for Sandow!!!! I wished they cheered for him when he was in his purest form!

Ok we gonna see Xavier Woods lose to Bo Dallas…. oh man… word is Dallas gotta streak….. OH BRRRROOCCCK!!!!

Brock break Bo dallas streak

How dare the crowd chant muthaf***!n CM PUNK when two stars that come from NXT are performing for the crowd…. F**K YOU!

WHOA! RVD Vs Cesaro for Money Inna Bank match? This is not right!!!! I think both guys should be up in there! It’s gonna be a great contest though!

DAMN YOU PAUL HEYMAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL! Making me think that Brock Lesnar was in the building, to celebrate his victory over the don of dons, only to swerve and introduce Cesaro! It’s ok Heyman, keep talking that Undertaker sh!t and see w’happen! You think just because Undertaker lost at WrestleMania he’s not done with you??? OH BOY OH BOY!

This is a nice idea: For those who DON’T qualify, why don’t they compete in a  standard Money Inna Bank ladder match and put the briefcase up in that muthaf***a?

WROOOOY! Cesaro qualifies! This should be good!!!! Can he win? I wouldn’t rule it out!!!! Not after the André The Giant Battle Royal! No one saw Cesaro winning!

Before Seth Rollins breaks his silence: Let’s give a big BIG BIG!!!! 30TH BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO THE MAN WHO STARTED THE SMACK TALK CENTRE,THE MASTERMIND HIMSELF!!! JAMIE MAVERICK SHIELDS!

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Sorry Seth Rollins, your music is wack!!! I told you to send for the Street Fighter IV Seth theme!

Why is Michael Cole interviewing him??? What happened to Miz TV? What happened to Jericho’s highlight reel? What happened to Piper’s Pit?

Anyway enough of that sh!t – Seth Rollins was like – Well I created The Shield, but it was a business ting. we defeated every 3 man combination, took out the best peoples. After Evolution who we gonna mash-up next? Exactly….gotta keep it moving…. Now I said my peace, if Reigns & Ambrose Feel Like An Enemy, COME AFTER ME!

Nice trap Rollins! The Wyatt mans was all up in there, while Rollins take foot and run! Who comes to save the day? YES your friend John Cena! I suppose Cena will join the Shield against the Wyatt man dem! Silence! the Divas are on!!!

Once again Paige battles Alicia Fox, and Alicia brought Aksana with her just to make sure everything is in order… more like she’s gonna TEEF!!!

I suppose Paige believes she gotta play fire with fire! bi-polar with bi-polar! And she defeats Alicia! UH-OH….. this weeks target – Aksana! Well I suppose Alicia sees Naomi has her ‘sista’…. that’s what you get for tryna take out her eye! ere, nyam this popcorn! And drink this water while you’re at it!!!! I don’t blame Alicia one bit! Gotta stick together sistas! You’ve seen the film SET IT OFF!

What? Oh no not Wack Swagger…. who’s his opponent? What? Santino? Ok time for the pudding… I’ll be right back…

Ok I’m back now…. that match is not of consequence. Now we move on to the main event. That Triple TEEF promises the end of The Shield… what does this mean then? Ambrose turns on Reigns? Reigns turns on Ambrose? Or the impossible – Cena turns evil against The Shield???

Ok maybe I’m asking too much… but The Undertaker’s streak brukk for Christ’s sake!

…and let the beatings begin!!!

Ok Seth Rollins where you at? I know you’re lurking somewhere! Randall – I’m not convinced that you posted a photo of yourself pon twitter about – you’re on vacation… for all I know that could have been a year ago! And Triple TEEF is walking around with that hammer surely!

That’s a bit embarrassing for Bray Wyatt? Or was it embarrassing for the Minneapolis crowd? Wyatt commands the maestro, and no one singing The Whole World In His Hands? Is that a sign that the WWE Universe are fed up with that song already?

Oh dear Cena’s 5 moves have failed! What is he gonna do now?

Not to worry – Roman Reigns spear to Harper – BLAOW!!!! Er so Triple, where was this grand scheme, this master plan to destroy the Shield for good? You just talking out your @$$ now ain’t ya! But the fact that Roman Reigns is after Triple’s Blodclart sweetens me, it’s almost like The Rock Vs Triple TEEF all over again…

GRANT BODY – P!

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