So here’s me chilling, getting my Tekken on, my Need For Speed on (shout out to my bamboo) enjoying my 36 Seasons album, check my Facebook and I see this:
I don’t want to wish the worst, but I hope Danny doesn’t announce his retirement when Edge & Christian are hosting… how f**ked up would that be? But WAIT!!! He says he’s LOOKING FORWARD to announcing this… think positive people!!!!!
So with Edge & Christian hosting this week, do you think we will see that old-school coming from the crowd entrance? If that old school theme? I think that’s important!
You think you know The Infamous Informer…. and on this day, I see clearly! RAW #1127! IT’S SO REAL TO ME!!!
Edge & Christian are in the hiz-house! Ok Time to crack open the BBQ Pringles!
Oh no the crowd don’t like that! Seth Rollins on the Cutting Edge Peep Show??? I like that! Plus he gotta fight Roman Reigns!
Rusev Vs Ziggler?? WORD??!!!! Er what – completely naked??? Christian have you gone cumse-cumsa??? Oh you come to your senses… a naked Lana! YES!!! Jerry Lawler likes the sound of that one!
Here we go let’s get our 5 second pose on! RECORD SKIP –
OH NO!!!!! NOT HIM??!!!! Hang on Brock… Edge is retired with a mash-up neck!!! Christian got too many concussions! They can’t run out the ring???! Oh SH!T!!!! Send for the ConChairTow!!!! OH NO….
HEYMAN GOT KILLER LINE ALREADY!!! He said Brock will penetrate and snap the virgin neck of John Ce- oh look here now you call his name and there he goes talking sh!t to the camera, salutes the universe, runs into the ring, throws his cap in the audience… you know the routine!
Look at Brock laughing at Cena!!!! OH NO!!! Cena just said his new years resolution is to beat Brock!!!! Oh my god no!!! 16 times champion for Cena??? Haters get to eating your fruity pebbles!
Rusev Vs Ziggler!!!! Champion Vs Champion! I’m gonna enjoy this! Right all you muthaf***az chanting U-S-A in support of Ziggler – SHUT-TUP!
Ziggler – prove to me that you’re not gay – you say that you steal people’s girlfriends – There’s Lana over there – GET IN HER PUTIN!!!!
BEAUTIFUL!! Rusev stomping out Ziggler like a government mule until he got disqualified… sent for the Accolade super move, Ziggler tappin like a b!tch… but Ryback wants some of that Russian Steak…. That is after he’s beat down Rusev that is!!!
GRANT BODY- P!!!!
Hold up – have WWE put back on the 6 Month Committment on their Network???? You know IWC trainspotters are gonna screenshot that sh!t!!! Means nothing to me though… birthday season is coming… PUT THE WOMEN ON NOTICE!!!
Oh snap!!!! Ryback was eliminated at Tough Enough in 2004??? Damn he’s schooling us yo!!!! Where’s this going? That he’s going to be in the Rumble?
I wonder if the science behind this real talk with Ryback is to shut down the IWC’s negativity? STC’s Ian Cooper thinks it’s a shot at Roman Reigns? Never saw it like that…
Oh snap! Ryback is a positive brother!!! This man has earned MORE PROPS from me!!! Yes! The speech was a shot at the IWC for real! It probably was a shot at CM P**K as well about his injury he sustained over his career! Ryback is the f**k!n man – OK!
Two gyal with sexy thighs collide! Nikki Vs Natalya! Whoever Loses – I WIN!!!! I ALWAYS WIN!!!
Wait a minute – Naomi is bigging up The Miz for putting her on to future projects!!! Even Miz looks confused!!!! The plot thickens!!!! I’m interested in this one… after all, Naomi is the wife that got away!
Tag team championship match jump off! Miz & Mizdow Vs The Uso brudda!!! Naomi don’t get involved baby girl!!!
JAY-BEE!!! HAHAHA!!! He just called The Miz a good humanitarian! I like that!!!
This tag team match is great! Super moves kicked out of! How is this gonna end? Naomi? Maybe those Ascension dudes?
NO!!!!! USO’S TAKE BACK THE TITLES!!!! LAWWWWWD!!!!! Somebody getting some sex tonight!!!! Yo Jimmy Uso – use the power invested in me to give her that good loving!!!!
Ok – I don’t know how y’all take ‘pokes’ on Facebook… but The Infamous Informer takes it as a playful sexual nature… what I wanna know is, why are married women poking your boy at 2:22am? Come on ma, you know I got a bamboo!!! If this was 5 years ago, me and you could run!!! Where’s your husband at???? Guys – keep your women in check! I’ve messed with married women before! Y’all lucky I have a woman who loves me! And I love her!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
First Ryback, now it’s Cesaro’s moment of clarity! Is this Vincent Kennedy’s way of telling the roster to step their game up???
OH SNAP!!! I’m afraid I’ve got some Bad News!!!! He’s turned good! Er who do I support? (Barrett buried The Undertaker in 2010 Grant) That he did…. er….
Barrett with the Bullhammer to Cesaro – BLAOW!!!! Oh well, better luck in 2015 mate!
Oh boy… Luke Harper Vs Wack Swagger… backing Harper here!!!! Beat his @$$ and feed him to the crocodiles!!!
I don’t know why y’all chant We The People… I talk the truth – Swagger is WACK and you never take heed… y’all act like y’all got all the answers… I don’t know the wrestling biz inside out and I don’t wish to either… because if I do, I become ONE OF YOU!!!!
Is Big Show speaking for my favourite people – yes you – the IWC? He says Roman Reigns ain’t that dude, Seth Rollins is! Are you just hating Bi Show because he’s The Rock’s cuzzo and you and him go way back????
I think Big Show is a bit on the D of Rollins…. Rollins is a don no doubt… Big Show talking about he loves’ watching him’ in the ring… personally I love ‘watching Layla’ in the ring… but hey! To each their own!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Oh Big Slow why you do that to Roman Reigns??? F**k it I’m saying it – this is Big Show Vs The Rock 2015! Yeah I said it!!!! I understand Reigns wanting to be militant but a few Rock-esque jokes wouldn’t hurt rude boy!
The Grant Says this – All that talk from Wyatt & Ambrose, sometimes we complain and say their sh!t is boring… but when WWE put it all together in a promo for the Ambulance Match next week on Raw…. it’s like – WROOOOOOY! I gotta tune in next week!!!! OH SNAP – Call the Ambulance to come and pick up the people!!!!
Uh-oh… this is it people… Danny Bryan is here! Dude sent out a tweet that has the IWC dreading… I sincerely hope I can tell the IWC to Get in the Chair….
Oh man Danny’s filling up with tears…. Come on Grant man up!!!
Come on Danny! Shawn Michaels was out the game for 4 years!!!! You can come back too!
OH SNAP!!!! 2015 ROYAL RUMBLE!!!! Danny is BAAAACCCCK!!!! You know what? The Grant Says This – Danny knew when he was coming back… he just didn’t say sh!t!!! And now, it’s about that time we played our Official STC advertisement for the Royal Rumble!!!
THEY SHOOTING!!! AH DANNY MADE YOU LOOK!!!
Oh man Miz & Mizdow have to fight again… against the Illumin – er Ascension??? The ignorant crowd chanting L.O.D….. YOU DUMB RARSE!!!
My moms ain’t gonna let me watch WWE again! If she finds out the Ascension’s titantron got that Illuminati sh!t all over it.. I’ll be in big trouble!!!!
Oh boy… this Cutting Edge Peep Show is gonna be DON! Seth Rollins invites John Cena AND BRRRROCCCK LESNAR???? A new years toast? RAW is gonna end in RUCKUS!!!
He invited Big Slow as well??? Wow this is a New Years Celebration! I can’t lie, I’m gonna miss 2014… I mean, meeting Rita Ora & Ghostface Killah in the SAME YEAR???
SETH ROLLINS – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!!! You know what he did? He took out Christian, The Big Show, grabbed Edge by his neck back, put him in the ground, Rollins, called out Cena, forced him to bring back the Authority or Edge, aka Father, Husband…will be in a wheelchair!!! Cena had no choice! Did we think he would bring back the Authority like that? HELL NAW!!! What does Cena get for his trouble? A curb stomp in his head top – BLAOW!!!! Next thing you know, Big Show, Lesnar, Heyman, the stooges, Rollins, all celebrating on stage, and Triple’s music hits! They they are! Triple & Stephanie! With champagne in hand! DRINK UP! IT’S A CELEBRATION B!TCHES!!!! That segment right there should get a Slammy award!!
TAKE A BOW SETH ROLLINS, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!!! YO JIM JOHNSTON – GET THAT DEAL WITH CAPCOM DAMMIT!
One more thing IWC! You negative muthaf***az- GET IN THE CHAIR!!!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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