Monday Night Raw #1148, May 25, 2015!!!

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Since my computer decided to crash just before RAW, this week’s blog comes courtesy of WWE.Com.

Well now, what do I see? a Ronda Rousey interview??? Hmmm that seems to be an interesting read…

…and RAW takes place at Nassau Coliseum for the last time… Even Vincent Kennedy had to come out and give a shout out…

 

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OK enough of all that sh!t! On May 31, 2015, you will all bear witness, to the Elimination Chamber!!!! RAW #1147! Hold-Dat – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThey still on this ‘new face of WWE crap???’ I guess WWE is still in that transitional period then…

So all Ambrose has to do is come down to the ring, and sign the contract for the WWE Title at the Chamber, bear in mind there is Rollins, J&J, Glenn, Stephanie and Triple Teef in the ring???? F**k it – I’d do it! J&J are heediat, Glenn is SAWFT (shout out to NXT) Stephanie has a mean slap (more of a turn on than a turn off) that Triple Teef though… if I see that hammer ME GARNE! Gotta make ninja moves!

OH SNAP!!!! That is injustice still! Roman coming down the stairs!!!!

I was ready to see ruckus until Stephanie sent for a Taaaag Teeeeam Match!! Teddy still doing the one foot skank!

Oh yes, it is Roman Reigns birthday! Glenn and Seth hoping to give birthday beatings! I bet some of the STC ladies not mentioning any names (Nicola) would love to clean the Roman penis!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Amazing move by Rollins! Took the tag from Glenn, bounced off the top rope and dropped a flying knee Sagat style to Ambrose! TIGER!!!!

Rollins ran his mouth earlier about Ambrose ‘not in his league’…but Ambrose got Rollins with the backslide pin! Uh-Oh I have a feeling where this is going…

Oh dear Rusev still bex! What’s worse than losing at WrestleMania? Watching his woman kiss an American twice!!! THE GRANT SAYS – Rusev – you lucky it was Ziggler and not a ninja like me! Because once Lana goes Grant Body P, she will fall weak at the knees!

Luckily for Lana, The Grant has love for Naomi & Layla… Lana is temptation incarnate though!

Looks like Lana and Rusev are about to reconcile! She must have listened to the STC From The UK show when the Infamous Informer revealed that Ziggler is GAY!

Ok Lana, all you gotta do is tell Rusev those three words: I WAS WRONG! Yeah girl – you know you’re wrong! You turned traitor against Vladimir Putin and kissed an American! The ultimate betrayal!

Wait a minute…. Lana’s face change??? But Lana…. YOU’RE WRONG! Ziggler is not interested in you! He’s GAY!

Oh man! Rusev’s pimp game is tight! He owns Lana! He told her to get back in the ring! And so she does like a fool! WHOA! Where’s the baby powder at?

WHOA!!! Or maybe not! Lana just marched up to him and cussed down his clart!!! Lana used the Wu-Tang lyrical sword!!!! AND DROPPED THE MIC like her name was Chris Rock!

Maybe Rusev really did say ‘I Quit’ in Bulgarian… or he said something along those lines!

Look at Rusev’s face! She put the baby powder on him!!!! She told him! YOU DON’T OWN ME!!! Well The Grant Says – Lana, Vince McMahon has a contract that says otherwise!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Haha I can hear the IWC b!tching about this match… Ryback defeated King Barrett… they be like ‘Barrett should win every match now he’s the king… nah they ruining his charac-” OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH PUNK!

Er… who is Stephen Armel??? This Stardust kid just unleashed his dragon breath on him! Ooooh Stephen didn’t like that sh!t!!! I think Stephen wants to beat out his blodclart!

Now Bo Dallas wants to start trouble… reigniting the NXT rivalry…. and now they gotta match at the Chamber… you know what…. that match gonna be off the hook if the match is NXT standards!

I think Dallas is cheering on Neville! All he has to do is BO-Lieve!

…and he did! Red Arrow – BLAOW!!! Well that’s what happens when you spazz out at a fan with a ticket! Ask the PWL crew who start on the Infamous Informer! They end up losing their matches!

Another muthaf***!n match with Ziggler and Sheamus???? When will Ziggler ever learn…

Look at Lana.. she is so proud of her ‘new man’… I suppose love is blind! The Man is Ga…. oh forget it Lana… you’ll soon learn… uh-oh why has Rusev got a smile on his face???

Rusev ready to bait it up… Ziggler kicks him down, turns round – BLAOW!!!! Brogue kick to the face!!! IN YO FACE!!!! Sheamus win again!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

RUSEV – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!! Beats up Ziggler, puts the Accolade on him, and tells Lana – KISS HIM NOW!!!! SUPERB!!!! Rusev – the SUPER ATHLETE!!!

Ok it’s about that time people! Cena’s US Title open challenge! You get the Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla… then Here Comes A New Challenger! Get Ready For The Next Battle…. Wack Ryder???? SERIOUSLY BRO? He must be still mad that Eve kissed up John Cena!!!! I mean GOD DAMN she was fine!!!

THAT’S HOW TO DO IT ZIGGLER! Cena is getting in that tongue!!!! Yo Gracie – you are a lucky muthaf***a! I used to have it bad for Eve… ahh the memories…

Hang on – ZACK RYDER – TEEEEEEEEF! He’s using the Entourage crew distract Cena so he can get the distraction roll up! Shadfather are you watching this????!!!

HAHAHA!!! Wack Ryder went for the 450 splash and missed!!!! Attitude Adjustment – BLAOW!! F**K YOU RYDER!!! (see what I did there???) I have no sympathy… Well done Cena! Eve should have come out and kicked Ryder in his d!ck again!!! That would have been great! I don’t care if it was Ryder’s home town of Long Island! F**k him and his stupid internet show!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now you got those stupid internet muthaf***az at ‘PG Kills WWE’ FB group who want Cena to LOSE the US Title… they might be the most immature group I have come across. Some of their memes are funny, some are just plain IGNORANT. If you are a member of that group – LEAVE THAT BLODCLART. Bunch of kids! Don’t know their wrestling history and sh!t!

OH BLAST! Somebody clap Mike Cole across his head-side! The muthaf***!n Battle Royal was meaningless. Naomi was the TRUE #1 contender… NOT Paige… I hate when he says that sh!t! No wonder STC’s twitter handler Billal da VIPAH wants him fired… DO YOUR GOOGLES MUTHAF***A!

This RAW gets better!! And I mean that in a good way! Ziggler loses, then Ryder loses, now Paige loses to Tamina! YES! Everything’s going my way!!!!

Is it me or has Nikki Bella put hair extensions in her head top? Nikki, you gon lose that title and your hair! Naomi, you are looking sexier than ever… that yellow top you got on, those boots, tights… OOHHHHHHHH!

Wait a minute… 10 guys against 3 men??? Glenn that’s TEEEEEEEF! Saying that… didn’t a similar thing happen with The Shield??? Come on New Day! Use your positivity! You can beat them!

Oh no!!! Xavier Woods running his mouth and everyone rushed the ring!!!! That’s called positivity! Because New Day won the match by disqualification! Xcellent Xavier! You used your pHd skills!!!

The question remains: Why isn’t Vincent Kennedy concerned about the well-being of these 12 superstars inside a structure like the Elimination Chamber? What about protecting his investment??? Maybe he learned from last time…

So how come WWE.Com manage not to show why Ambrose got ‘arrested’? What the f**k did he do?? I never saw this live neither do I have time to catch up so tweet me @MZATheInfamous… I would prefer a stamped address envelope with your answer on it though…

When Triple Teef is in the ring saying sh!t like ‘I Am The Game-errrr…’ That’s INJUSTICE!!!! Roman Reigns is back!!!! beat down the Authority!

Look at Seth Rollins putting the boots on Reigns!!!! Stamping him out like he’s in a Mobb Deep video!

But wait…. the PO-PO???!!! Who called the PO-PO???!!! Is Triple gonna get arrested for being teef all these years??? TAKE HIM AWAY! He’s too TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

Roman’s smiling!!! Maybe he called the cops!!! Little snitch!!!!

HOLY SH!T! Dean Ambrose!!! He got two night sticks on him! Big Boss Man would be so proud! The Authority gonna do time! HARD TIME!!!!

Ambrose beating them down! But the numbers game catch up with his blodclart! The nightstick on the canvas! Seth picks it up! OH SNAP – Roman takes it from him! Seth goose cook! And the ruckus continues! J&J back in it! Glenn back in it! But Roman – double spear to J&J – BLAOW!!!

Superman punch to Glenn! Ambrose hits the Dirty Deeds super move on Glenn – BLAOW!!!

It’s ON NOW!!!! Talk about a surprise PPV – it’s gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

OFFICIAL STC THEME FOR WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2015:

It’s ON NOW!!!! Talk about a surprise PPV – it’s gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

OFFICIAL STC THEME FOR WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2015:

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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