Monday Night Raw #1161, August 24, 2015!!!

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0325_vince-mcmahon-wrestling_1024x576-e1395844800718What’s wrong Internet Wrestling B!tches? Don’t you want to wish Vincent Kennedy a Happy 70th Birthday? What’s wrong with you? Because you didn’t like the finishes of the main events at Summerslam??? Cena lost… that’s what you wanted right??? What – Seth ‘cheated’? He’s a HEEL!!! That’s what Steve Austin said right? This sh!t has been happening from before you born, you’ve been watching this sh!t for 40+ years… you still ain’t had no pu$$y.. and only now you’re complaining? ARE YOU DUMB MUTHAF***A??!!!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN! B!TCH!

RAW #1161! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTriple says Summerslam lived up to the hype… well 90% of these idiots think otherwise… oh sh!t – they really gonna do a statue for Rollins??!!! WHOA!!! It’s gonna be unveiled TONIGHT!!! (At time of writing this!) THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!!

OHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!T!!!! Somebody is FUUUUUMING!!! Unless you have been under a rock… The Don of Dons actually tapped out but the ref didn’t see it… the timekeeper rang the bell… if he’s eligible to do that, why doesn’t he do it every time there’s a DQ or underhanded tactics? F**KOUTTAHERE!

For real? Brock wants to face the Don of Dons now? Funny that how so knowledgable Heyman is in Social Media and Internet… he should know that Undertaker dun flew back to Texas…

Bo Dallas should have flew back to Texas… how about SUPLEX CITY B!TCH??!!!!

It’s like the red ring of death was floating over Bo’s head! Half a dozen suplexes… and an F5…. I’ll get my black suit and dark glasses…

FuneralI should shed tears for Bo Dallas but….

GRANT BODY -P!!!

Presenting the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions…. THE NEW DAY!!!!! THEY ARE KILLING IT WITH THE TROMBONE!!!! Since when did they become 10x even more funny?!!!

You still not feeling their gimmick wrestling fools???

Xavier is outta order and bright! He can’t play the trombone while The New Day are contest…..MUTHAF***A!!!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ???!!!!

I THOUGHT THESE CATS WERE IN TNA LAST WEEK???? THEY JUST BRUKK UP THE NEW DAY AND PUT EM THROUGH A TABLE – BLAOW!!!!!

THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN SUMMERSLAMS!!!!

Dudley Boyz

Photo courtesy of @KingVaughnjr720

Damn the statue exists!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! #WrestlingIsStoryline!!!!

I’m still marking the f**k out… Wyatts, Shield I love you but yo – I can’t speak on your rematch now – That was OFF THE HOOK!

WTF NOW????? WHO THE F**K IS THAT??? BLOODY BIG WYATT MUTHAF***A JUST DESTROYED THE SHIELD!!!! I mean…. He choked them out and threw them around like rag doll!!! HOLY F**K!!! Why didn’t all this happen at Summerslams?????

THIS MUTHAF***A HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN NXT APPARENTLY!

No one’s even interested in your Miz TV…. actually yes they are! COME THRU PAIGE! CHARLOTTE! BECKY!

Er Miz… Saying you mastered the Figure Four to Charlotte is almost as dumb as Bo Dallas earlier! Tell him Charlotte – look where that got him!!!!

Paige – SHUT THE F**K UP – your voice is f**k!n horrible!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Didn’t these BellaDashian jabronies lose to PCB at Summerslams???? These b!tches need to shut the f**k up as well?

In three weeks and one day (22 days).. that’s what, RAW after Night of Champions, Nikki hits the 300??? One more title defense left (at least) and she’s done it??? Backing Nikki (unless her opponent is any member of Team BAD!)

But the crowd wants Lana???? I mean, Lana is a sexy muthaf***a but she doesn’t fit into the equation you dummies!

Too much foolishness going on in the STC page – some people haven’t grasped the idea of spoiler threads… and I’m missing this great Diva’s contest!

NO – Not the dreaded CM P**K chant??? What is wrong with these idiots? How retarded are you?

God damn muthaf****az tryna spoil sh!t while RAW is on… I’m like a Wu-Tang Ninja – I’m Swinging Swords left and right – I’m not the boss but you will respect my authoritaaaaaaah!!!

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Here he is – The dude who cost Cena the title at Summerslams – This dude needs to talk! But not really – it’s not hard to figure out – he’s a wrestling fan like you and me! (Well not quite like me…) He’s on that Cena hating bandwagon – he don’t want Cena to hit 16 title reigns and match Ric Flair’s record!

HOLY SH!T!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!! RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!!! SH!T!

But Flair may give Cena the approval! OFFICIALLY! He said it in interviews!

CONFIRMED! Ric Flair was pulling for Cena!

Now Cena is coming out to beat out Jon Stewart’s blodclart!

Oh man!!!! Cena always talks truth! He gave people like Owens, Neville & Zayn a chance and elevated the mid card divsion…look at Jon Stewart working brain on Cena…yes he can win back the title… but look Jon Stewart… I gotta over the streak broken… in time fans will get over the inevitable… it’s only been delayed… then again fans haven’t got over HBK in Montreal, even though HBK and Bret Hart play WWE2K16 together – they have an advanced beta copy you see.

HBK BRETCena Haters are the worst. You know why? Because 95% of them cannot back it with an intelligent response…it’s like convincing the Ku Klux Klan that black people are great… The ignorance is off the chart and they cannot be reasoned with or bargained with.

Hey – shout out to Lana! She ditched the blouse and skirt and has gone all out! Let’s get a picture of this sexy b!tch!

Lana new lookShame Ziggler ruined the picture…

GRANT BODY – P!

You know The New Day is so over with the fans that they use the New Day clap with anything now…on this case the 8 man tag match with Orton/Ziggler/Ryback/Cesaro Vs Sheamus/Rusev/Big Show/Kevin Owens! it’s getting up there with the Yes Chant and the What? Chant too… which is near 15 years old! But you complain about Austin on the cover of this year’s game… you retarded fools!

Oh dear – Big Slow made a mistake – punched Sheamus thru school buses… Orton hit the RKO – BLAOW! Orton picks up the W, but Rusev & Owens don’t like that! Owens hits the Rusev assisted cannonball into Big Show, then  kicks Big Show in his mouth corner, Ryback & Cesaro hold Big Show high up, Randall with another RKO – BLAOW!!! Do I feel sorry for Big Show? I should, but I don’t…

Braun Strauman is his name? Abigail’s Black Sheep??? Aaaah man… Roman… you and Ambrose cannot defeat him… you will have to call for back up…

Saomoa Joe back up

Meme courtesy of STC member Craig Blick

The grand ceremony is about to begin and John Cena has been thrown out the building! OH NO! Surely nothing can go wrong!!!

Wait a minute, I just thought… you don’t think the Birthday man himself is gonna turn up and ruin this… DID YOU??

OH SH!T!!! Stephanie just mentioned him!!!! LET’S JOIN AND SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hold up…. you don’t think Vincent Kennedy IS THE STATUE??? “IT’S ME ROLLINS!!!”

The STC may think Kane is the dude in the statue!

Enough talk already! Let us see!!!!

MUTHAF***A!!!! STING???!!! STC’S MANNY G CALLED IT!!! HOLY SH!T!!! NO WAY! He just beat out Rollins Blodclart! My god – THIS EPISODE OF RAW MAY JUST BE A CANDIDATE FOR OMG MOMENT OF THE YEAR! Notice, as one leaves (Undertaker) another enters (Sting)! Now it’s official! Triple TEEF just said it – At Night of Champions… Seth Rollins defends the WWE Championship against STING!

The question remains – what about Cena? Well I suppose he gets his rematch clause for the US Title…

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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