Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!
My dude Mike Knoxxxx at B.D.S.I.R. Network has done cartwheels all weekend! Half of facebook changed their profile picture, the other half b!tching and inadvertedly provoking race wars. Next thing I know, a 45 year old Infamous Informer comes from the future, comes to me and says this: “Genysis Is Skynet. The future is not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.”
Well the 35 year old (Present) Infamous Informer says: Can I at least watch the Undertaker 25 year special on WWE Network? At least if the world blows up I won’t need to see him retire. I’m not sure if I can take that sh!t!!!
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE! RAW #1173! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!
It’s the go home show before the Survival Series… I sincerely hope RAW is off the hook this week… don’t let me throw up a babestation pic like I did last week! Word on the street is Paige Turnah and Clare Richards was on this week… I see you Ed mond Mulhall about to change the channel – FOCUS! This week, Roman Reigns fights Cesaro, a heartbreak match if I ever saw one, who Kalisto got? Oh he got Del Rio… uh-oh… Owens got Neville… argh man… Ziggler got Ambrose… well Ambrose is going through because Ziggler got beef with Tyler Sneeze… are all these matches jumping off on RAW? Only one way to find out! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!
AAAAAH SH!T this is how we gonna start this sh!t??? Druids coming to the ring??? Yo Wyatt YOU F**KED UP! When the Druids have to come out – YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
The Wyatts will never Rest In Peace? This ain’t no normal tag match stupid crap….
Oh HELLLLL NAAAAAWWWW!!! You mean to tell me that Wyatt turned the druids against the brothers and they folowing the buzzards too? Ok Wyatt boy you gone too far now! Damnit where Paul Bearer at? Can’t his everlasting HOF spirit do something here?
Neville & Owens, both former NXT adversaries… fight for a higher prize! This match should be off the hook!
Well we knew Owens was gonna advance… Neville needs another move besides the Red Arrow… once he gets that, it’s like JBL said when Owens hit the Pop-up Powerbomb: BALL GAME!
Damn they acting like this match between Charlotte & Paige goes back to April 2014 when Paige beat AJ Lee for the Divas title??? I wished they stopped with this Divas Revolution sh!t when they wake up and realise it was I, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P! started it, (what did you do???) I had faith and never went to the toilet like you guys did – I supported the divas from day 1! You all followed after me so SHUDDUP!
Now I think about it… All Roman Reigns had to do was ‘be Triple H’s Man???’ HAVE YOU SEEN RmMAN’S WIFE TRIPLE TEEF??? She’s prettier than yours! and that’s saying something!
If your name is Nicola Hardwick – LOOK AWAY NOW…
(Nicola might delete me off her facebook now…)
GRANT BODY – P!!!
R-Truth you gonna lose to this Tyler Sneeze…. you should Breeze through this fool! Oh hell naw – where my refreshments at…
I admit though – nice touch when he takes a selfie – his phone is connected to the titantron so that’s really good when ‘Summer Breeze’ takes a selfie after a victory…
I find it amusing how JBL & Mike Cole are promoting ‘Undertaker Week’ on the network straight after RAW… er, what if I told you, that Undertaker week has been available a few hours before RAW jumped off?! (Well this is pointless because by the time this blog goes out y’all already watching…)
Next match: Ziggler Vs Ambrose… Backing Ambrose here, lets be real – it’s leading up to the heartbreaking match – Ambrose Vs Reigns at the Survival Series…
YO! Ziggler with that mad ‘X-Factor’ on Ambrose from the top ropes… should have been curtains but Ambrose rolled out the ring!
I knew Ambrose was gonna win, but I thought Selfie Breeze was gonna f**k it up for Ziggler… Ambrose advances, he faces Kevin Owens at the Survival Series…that should be interesting…
AAAAH SH!T – If Ambrose wins the World Wrestling Federation Championship, he’s gonna turn WWE into the Ambrose Asylum!!! Do you see what I’m saying? Do The Knowledge people – it’s Ambrose Vs Reigns for the title! One of em turning evil for sure!
IT’S A NEW DAY YES IT IS!!!!
New Day got skullies now? NICE!!! Oh for real? I’d rock that skullie! Like how the time is cold! My near bald head cannot withstand the cold! It’s the One Year Anniversary of The New Day’s debut!!! It’s a celebration b!tch! Take a kick to the neck! F**k your film biatch!
GRANT BODY – P!!
Only joking – I got love for Ronda, and if she’s anything like he who celebrates 25 years with WWE, she will remember when Undertaker once said: “I will not let that be the last image of me that is remembered through the ages…” So with that said, let’s get a pic of Miss Rousey how WE would like to see her!
You know who else I got love for? Melissa Joan Hart. But why would she f**k with Kevin Owens??? Lazy wrestler??? THE MAN BEAT JOHN CENA!!!! Sorry Sabrina, or Clarissa or whatever you call yourself these days…
Uh-Oh, what does that Triple Teef want from Cesaro??? This is the guy the fans voted for on WWE.Com, and it ain’t no IWC sh!t – this is the WWE Universe sh!t!
But check it – The Roman Empire is in the house! They love he who Reigns!
Here we go! Somebody’s heart gonna get broken! Is it gonna be the IWC? or is it gonna be Nicola Hardwick? Just in case you are curious who Nicola is, the links are at the bottom of the blog – REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A WEIRDO!
One thing is for sure: #WhoeverLosesIWIN!
Check it – Cesaro now wears knee pads… maybe that’s what Triple meant when he said – ‘Maybe you need that extra something Cesaro’!!
Did you see that spectacular cartwheel off the top ropes by Cesaro? I’d give him the title just for that! That was some Strider sh!t!!!
Cesaro, springboard off the top ropes, and a flying uppercut to Reigns chin bone – BLAOW! DAYUUUM!!!
Man… Cesaro is killing it! Caught up in the giant swing, into a sharpshooter, into a crossface and Roman Reigns STILL got out of it! ooooh the IWC will be mad about that one…
This is crazy because Roman is using counter technique against Cesaro! He’s playing defensive-offensive!
Reigns went for the Superman Punch, but Cesaro clocked it – Uppercut while Reigns was mid-air! SH!T!
What a crazy sequence of moves! But unfortuantely, Cesaro lose again… Ok IWC fans change your profile pic to the Swiss Flag… PrayForCesaro..
…and a show of respect… what did I tell you earlier? Whoever Loses – I WIN. I always WIN. You can never defeat, The Grant! IMPOSSIBLE!
The Wasteland ain’t sh!t compared to DudleyVille! Truth be told I don’t want the Ascension to be future endeavoured or sent back to NXT – all they need is good storyline to back em. You can’t just throw them in the ring and get brukk up every week? But I do support Boots to Illuminati!
Aaaah dayuuum! Lillian going full Spanish to announce Kalisto and Bertie? Do I have to fix my trousers like The Rock again???!!!
Suddenly I think Bertie gonna lose this match, I have a feeling Swagger gonna f**k it up for Bertie… the feud is lit again this time for the US Title…
NOPE!!! Kalisto was denied!!! Bertie faces Roman Reigns! That should be an interesting contest…
Note: Sheamus is nowhere to be seen… I’m just saying…
But now… Charlotte and Paige must sign the contract for the Divas championship…
Look how Paige cocks her foot up on the table… I hope she falls off the chair and lands on her backside!
GRANT BODY -P!!
Is it me or is Charlotte making herself more attractive ever since she won the championship? Hey it works for me – can’t believe she said she wanted to be like Paige…
One thing about the Infamous Informer, he is not an emotional man… I can’t stand to see all this crying and bullsh!t… X-Factor is THAT WAY CHARLOTTE!
How the f**k is Paige gonna run down Ric Flair??? #WrestlingIsStoryline but I can’t stand her, I lost respect for her, she come from a wrestling family herself… F**K PAIGE. She ain’t SH!T.
Well at least Paige is doing her job really well.. I can’t think of another woman I really hated in the WWE… But Charlotte, she run down your family… you know what that means? If you have to get disqualified just to f**k up Paige, you know what? I don’t blame you! About time this little b!tch learnt manners and got knocked the f**k out like Holly did to Ronda!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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