Before we go any further I would like to wish the man himself a great birthday. Happy Birthday to Wolverhamptons Finest
Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
I wanna take this time and say THANK YOU to the Celtic Warrior Sheamus, who happily volunteered to take the Infamous Informer’s Birthday beatings for him! I gotta give him props, he took those suplexes like a boss… and put up a good fight in the process! Since the day Sheamus eliminated Dolph Ziggler out the Royal Rumble a year or so ago, that man can do nothing wrong in my eyes! Gratitude is infinite Sheamus!!
My facebook has blown up. My twitter has blown up. my phone has been firing all day. Yes! It is The Infamous Informer’s 36th Birthday! Do you think perhaps just once I might use the bathroom by myself?
GRANT BODY -P!
RAW #1181! LAYDEEZ! SHOE THE BIRTHDAY BOY YOUR T!TT!£$!!!
See this is history right here… because the first time, the title was vacant. This time, Roman is defending the title. NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. Hold up!!!! Roman coming down the stairs!!!
Roman believes he can win! Well I would! Roman eliminated the most people! He won the rumble last year (yeah I see your blood about to boil…you really need to let bygones be bygones!)
So this is how it goes down – Vincent Kennedy is putting Roman to the test! In a 1…Vs All match… you mean like, the whole roster are gonna rush Roman Reigns??? The only man who may not have to be in it is Deano… who got blindsided by my hero Sheamus! Their contest starts now!
Sheamus looks like he never met Brock Lesnar! I know the house shows don’t exactly count… but Sheamus looks like he just won the powerball!
Clearly these two love to fight… there will be no contest today!!! Was Sheamus busted open? Irrelavant – Kevin Owens rushed Ambrose!
I apologise for I was meant to writ the SmackDown Blog last week, Kevin Owens and Ambrose had an Intercontinental title match, and by the looks of things… that didn’t go anywhere… to quote STC’s Aydenn Wardle… It HAS to be a falls count anywhere thing or something at the Rumble… don’t talk to me about a single match… these two wanna destroy each other – not use headlock takeovers and fireman’s carry and sh!t! You wanna see that – the highly credited WrestleKingdom 10 is on YouTube now – I can say this – I haven’t got time to watch that sh!t!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
The situation may change again!!!! Whoever wins the Royal Rumble, becomes the World Wrestling Federation Champion… but also faces BRRRROCCCCK LESSSSNAR??!!!! Assuming the haters are right… are WWE trying to cook a Reigns vs Lesnar II? But with the roles reversed??? Vincent kennedy doesn’t like the idea… suddenly I don’t think I would wanna win the Rumble now!!!
You know… considering that, Undertaker in the main event of the very first RAW, and sharing a birthday with Mary J Blige… The Infamous informer has always been a ‘blessed’ man… ask your woman…
GRANT BODY – P!!!
This Highlight Reel should be off the hook!!!! The New Day as the guests?? Y2J got lyrics to go??? He just called em – Green Day???
Aaaah sh!t – Jericho got the Jeritron 65000! what happened to the last one? Oh yeah Jericho broke his own sh!t putting Shawn Michaels head through it!!!
Jericho claims to win the Rumble!!! I suggest you reconsider Jericho… Brock might already be at WrestleMania waiting…
The New Day are here! They wouldn’t break the Jeritron gidgets gadgets would they???
And Hold up – The Uso brudda???!! New Day bex they not the tag team of the year – I don’t blame em… that Save The Tables campaign went in vain… Look at the Usos flashing the awards in New Day’s face… come on guys! Power of positivity! don’t be bex – that’s negative vibes!!!
That’s the spirit Xavier! Play that Trombone! But playing it in Jericho’s face??? er…not a good idea! Did you see how Xavier ran a mile after jericho scared him hahahaha!
Xavier tried to teef! But Jericho picked up the trombone… and committed the most abomidable of all sins – he broke the trombone!!! How could he do something like that???
WHOA! Vincent Kennedy sticking to his guns! He refuses to let Heyman and Lesnar have their way! Ok this just got interesting…
Big ups to Sting! First entrant in the Hall Of Fame 2016! But some of you jabronies say he doesn’t deserve it… well THE GRANT SAYS – you don’t deserve that large pizza you just got while you sitting on your @$$! You fat f**k – you broke your New Years Resolution already!
I don’t know where these Social Outcasts are going! Y’all better start fighting for your contracts – let alone fight the Wyatts!
Backside! just before the Wyatts was about tto f**k up these fools… The Ryback comes out like – don’t f**k with me! The question remains – they got Big Show too – why didn’t he come out after the Wyatt man dem?
Kalisto – YOUR TIME NOW! Can you mash up Bertie for the World Wrestling Federation for the US Title?
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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