Monday Night Raw #1183, January 25, 2016!!!

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Can I be the first to say…. TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! Right there are still a number of you who still don’t understand what the word ‘TEEF’ means… it’s Jamaican slang, and I will break it down here and now.

According to the Urban Dictionary… Literally means ‘damn thief’ but is more used in a situation where someone is trying to rip you off. 

1) Jamaican slang for “to steal”

2) When you feel you’ve been cheated or conned and is unfair. Used a lot when playing video games, especially fighting ones.

And that’s what ‘TEEF ‘ means people… Triple H is one of the best heels to ever do it, and that’s what Triple did at the Royal Rumble. He ‘ripped you off’. He ‘stole’ the championship because he’s a corporate employee, the WWE superstars were conned, cheated, the opportunity was unfair…GET IT?! Unfortantely there are a number of jabronies who failed to do the knowledge and grasp the fundamental rule of professional wrestling: WRESTLING IS STORYLINE. So when I hear some you complain, and then even come up with ‘what they should have done’ or ‘what they must do next’ BELIEVE ME… YOU DO NOT MAKE SENSE.

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I expect RAW to open up with Triple saying something like: ‘I AM THE GAME-ERRRR, I AM THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION -ERRRR, AND I GOT A 2 DOLLAR HOE OF A WIFE-ERRRRRR!!!!’

Really? Are people actually asking why Triple needs to be champion?? Obviously a lot more people have not done the knowledge! Really WWE Universe are you THAT retarded?

Simple – he doesn’t need to be champion!!! DYAM ARSE! Y’all act like you forgot what happened at the TLC joint! When Roman mash up Triple! It’s all revenge – FOOL!

We can’t do anything about Triple as the champion it seems! Complaining on the internet is useless! It feels like late 1999/2000 all over again!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Crowd chanting for Roman…. then Vincent Kennedy interjects – “That’s not the respect we’re talking about – SHUDDUP!!!”

Wait a minute what about the 30 day defense clause??? (he’s the C.O.O. of the company he can do what he wants!) Oh BLAST! Turns out he’s not defending at Fast Lane, instead will be a #1 contender’s match… winner goes to WrestleMania…

You see what I mean??? TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

It also means the ‘dream’ is dead as far as a match with Triple Vs The Rock this year….

Too many Roman Reigns quotes by The Authority!!! This #1 contenders match is pointless – we know it’s Triple Vs Reigns at WrestleMania… and dude is gonna win… I dunno man 100,000+ fans at the AT&T Stadium in Dallas, Texas and millions watching around the world know this is a no-brainer… saying that most of you are retarded…

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Great contest between Dolph Ziggler & Kevin Owens yet again… I know some of you think I’m starting to like Ziggler – Well yeah…. ON TOTAL DIVAS! Because that’s what he is quite frankly…

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Welcome to the big league AJ STYLES! Yes I know the IWC don’t necessarily see WWE that way… a lot of em think the NJPW is the sheeeet…and hey – I’m not arguing with them! But I’m a WWE guy, I’m not gonna get jokes watching the New Japan joint so… welcome to the big league AJ STYLES! Your opponent – Chris Jericho!

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This is the second time I am actually seeing AJ Styles fight (first time was at WrestleKingdom 10) and I can see why the fans are getting their jerk on! Hopefully this will totally kill the CM Princess Peach B!tch chants…

AJ Styles out wrestled Jericho! For those who don’t know like me… this guy is serious! To think… Austin Aries and Samoa Joe are here too! And big BIG WrestleMania 32 soon come!

Aaaah yes… Becky Lynch Vs Sasha Banks… brings back memories hey NXT fans???!!!

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Hey by the way who said Sasha was injured??? And where’s Sasha’s Team BAD sistrins? I thought it was all about UNITY??? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Wait a minute Becky & Sasha were having a good old competitive wrestling contest! Why Charlotte interfering for??? Yo shout out to Charlotte daddy – RIC FLAIR! He got in Becky’s tongue at the Royal Rumble… and did a strut after that! HE IS DA MAN!!!

 

Becky would get it – no doubt! GRANT BODY-P!

Everytime I miss an episode of RAW due to circumstances beyond my control The Rock appears!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! This time… The New Day??? I love The New Day & Francesca II (The trombone) but I don’t want The Rock to cuss these lot??? OH NO!!!!

YES NEW DAY! NOW THAT IS A SHIRT!!! I need that in my life! WWEShop.Com HERE I COME! Right after… I pay these bills!

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Even The Rock loves the promo material The New Day is coming with! They cannot be denied!

I’M DEDDIN! The Rock hasn’t spoke yet and New Day asking Rock – I am himWhere your Championship Gold at? Where dat tho? Hahahahahahahaha! THIS IS GREAT!

OH SNAP! they doing the thing what The Rock does with his tongue!!! That lalalalallalalalalalalallalalallala-loaaaaaaaw!!!!

But now… The Rock is gonna roast em…. HERE WE GO!!!!

OH LAWWWWD! ‘Lama Penises strapped to their head’!!!! And Xavier is like – ‘WHAAAAAAAAAAAT’???!!!! The Rock just killed it in one line!

Big E is has his eyes bulging, looking like that dude who saw Brock break the streak at WrestleMania XXX!

NO!!! Three Unib!tches in a circle!!!! Rock STOP IT!!!

Three men cannot manage The Rock! They turning their back and walking out! They can’t do that!

That’s why The Rock…much like Triple Teef… always has a Plan B….

The Usos come out to beat on The New Day! Rock Bottom to Big E – BLAOW!!!!

Uso brudda hit the Samoan drop to Kofi Kingston – BLAOW!!!!

Get in there Xavier!!!! Your turn to get BUSS ARSE!

He got kicked down by the Usos! Spinebuster by The Rock! And now, the most electrifying move in all of entertainment toady – THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!!

And to think…. Paige was asking where Natalya was at and if she works here anymore… look here now! They are pairing up against Brie Bella and Alicia Fox!

I have a question for all my WWE2K16 cats: Have you assigned Daniel Bryan’s move set to Brie Bella??? Yes I know you already created/downloaded AJ Styles! All I know is – WWE2K17 gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

Hang on – WHAT??? Did you hear what Mike Cole said on the Kalisto Vs The Miz contest? “Here’s the cover again, and a kick out at #25…??!!!!” WHOA!!!! I’ve heard King Kong Bundy say ‘I WANT FIVE!’ I’ve heard Big E Langston say ‘I WANT FIVE!’ But The Miz wants ‘TWENTY-FIVE???!!!’ He must be out of his mind!

I know what Mike Cole meant – get your thong out your arse fool!

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OHHH SNAP! The Shield (minus Rollins)! Beat down the boy Rusev! Powerbomb through the table – BLAOW!!! Oh dear Rusev ain’t crushing Lana for a week now! I hear Lana crying out there… to that The Grant says – SHUT-TUP!!! Payback for Rusev taking reigns out the game at the Royal Rumble!

Well Stephanie made the news – Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & Brock Lesnar will fight at the Fast Lane! Winner faces Triple TEEF at WrestleMania! Er… YAWN!!!! Roman wins, Wyatt will cost Brock, and Ambrose is in a ladder match defending his title – how about that! That’s the Infamous Informer’s call! Come on WWE come better than that! RESPECT MY CONGLOMERATE!

 

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