Monday Night Raw #1195, April 18, 2016!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

We’re playing for England {Inger-land}
We’re playing the song
We’re singing for England {In-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one on one [Repeat: x 4]

Aaaaaah sheeeeeeeeeet!!!! I’m still RePPiN the Roman Empire ain’t nothing changed! The rest of you are sheep! “Oh I hate Roman Reigns – well sheeet I hate Roman Reigns too!” F**KOUTTAHERE! “Roman should change his attire – yeah he should start wearing brief -” F**KOUTTAHERE You cumse-cumsa Tyler Breeze selfie loving muthaf***a!

“Truthfully I think them n!&&@$ is gay
Always havin a party with no DJ
I had to hold my head in disbelief
Them short-winded n!&&@$ tried to smoke the chief!!!”  Keith Murray, Hot To Def, 1996

WE DON’T DO  THAT OVER HERE – THIS IS THE INFAMOUS INFORMER! RePPiN4 the SMACK TALK CENTRE, BDSIR NETWORK, CAGE AMATEURS UK!

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In other news, there will be a Total Bellas show coming in the October… if it is all about the Bellas then not even Danny Bryan might be able to save the show…

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RAW #1195! Purple Suit On, let’s God Fist Combo these muthaf***az!

wwf logo16,956 fans in the UK representing! Including STC’s very own Stephen Cooper! 16,956 chanting Deano! The Ambrose Asylum start NOW!!!!

And Shane McMahon is the guest!!!! WICKED!!!

Apparently fans are so supportive of Shane running RAW for the past few weeks, so it’s just the internet b!tches who has a problem with it… ah I see..!!!

Talking of internet b!tches… here’s one… yeah I said it – I’m talking to you Kevin Owens!

The prizefighter is an honest man, but being honest has brought Sami Zayn out! let the decade long feud continue!

With Jericho looking to come out.. yes I see where this is going! KO & Y2J tag team against Ambrose and Zayn??? Am I right Shane???!!!

Did Shane just tell Jericho to watch the Highlight Reel on the WWE Network for $9.99??? He can’t do that!

Well I was half right…Zayn vs Owens and Y2J Vs Ambrose at the Payback joint!

Actually I was 3/4 right… Zayn Vs Jericho jump off now… then later on – Owens Vs Deano!

“Highlight Reel is symbolic! It’s like the Piper’s Pit, the APA Bar Tap!” Don’t ya just love JBL?!!! The APA Bar Tap was my favourite, especially the little office they had – you had to knock the door that was right in the middle of backstage – but the joke is you REALLY had to knock the door! Observe…

Cesaro has mastered the ‘Unicorn Stampede’!!! and Xavier sends for Francesca II! This week’s victim? BERTIE a.k.a. Alberto Del Rio! Remember back in the days when Bertie and Sheamus had beef? Funny how things change eh?

Look at Maryse standing by her man! Lana where you at? How come you not supporting???

WROOOOOY!!! The women’s title match at Payback is gonna be DON! Since Ric Flair loves to teef, Natalya gonna have Bret Hart in her corner!!! Aaaah sh!t!!! Yes the same guy who gave Wrestlemania 32 a 4/10 or a 3/10!GRANT BODY PHENOM

8 woman tag team contest! Sasha, Becky, Natalya I got love for you, I got NONE for Paige, but I gotta back my girls Charlotte, Tamina & Naomi! I care not for Summer Rae though… she can pinned for all I care…

Charlotte just tapped out to Natalya’s sharpshooter! and Bret Hart had nothing to do with it! HA! means NOTHING!

Oh man… i don’t think the Usos are gonna make it… look at that! Shoulder mash up, Vaudevillians win! A fresh final to determine the #1 contenders to The New Day’s championship! The question remains… will the Usos exact their revenge on the bullet club mans? Because that’s what I envision for next week’s RAW – a huge 6 man tag team contest – Usos/Reigns Vs Bullet Club Styles!

Yo Social jabronies! Where’s your friend at – Adam Rose??? I told the fool don’t try to come around here tryna get high, I’m NOT GUY… I DON’T DO DRUGS!!

For a hot minute I thought Kevin Owens and Apollo Crews were going to clash! A future feud waiting to happen maybe? Who got the baddest powerbomb???

FOR REAL THOUGH OWENS?!!! You just gonna drop a frog splash of the apron to Ambrose on the outside!!! CRAZY!

OH SNAP! After a fantastic contest, Deano is victorious over Kevin Owens! One frog splash too many, a missed cannonball… and a dirty deeds into the canvas – BLAOW! But then Jericho thought he’d drop in and visit – Code breaker – BLAOW!

The question remains – did Stephen Cooper come back home doing the Fandango dance???

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