PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ROMAN REIGNS HATERS: Put your hand in your pocket. Pull out your wallet and open it up. See your wrestling card next to your bank card? Take it out and give it to me. YOU ARE A F**K!N FOOL – OK! Roman Reigns and AJ Styles put on a war. The Miz steps up his game against Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens & Cesaro. Dana Brooke combines her force with Charlotte. The Bullet Club brukk up the Usos. Jericho calls you fans ‘stupid idiots’ after finds himself in a bed of thumb tacks, Rusev near broke Kalisto in half. Seth Rollins has come back for his championship belt. And there you are STILL COMPLAINING. F**k out my face like Man Utd said to Van Gaal!
In other news, I shed no tears. Since both Cody and Adam Rose asked for their releases, I wish them well, as I won’t miss them, I might miss Eden though… just a little bit…
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RAW #1200! As we enter the forbidden battle that is finally about to unfold after 3 years on the making… Roman Reigns Vs Seth Rollins!
LET’S START THIS SH!T BALTIMORE! SETH ROLLINS IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!
Uh-oh he has a point! You muthaf***az were cussing out Rollins while he was champion… called him weak, a coward, hiding behind the authority… but you missed him right? If Seth switches on you… OH SH!T HE HAS!!!! All your fan mail got set on fire! See that’s what happens when you don’t keep it real jabronies! The Infamous Informer is the realest ninja alive, THAT’S OFFICIAL!
Here’s my dude Roman Reigns!!! he didn’t say a rarse and now Shane is here! At least let me eat my peanuts yo!
THE HOT MONEY IN THE BANK JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns the champion! Seth Rollins the challenger, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Sami Zayn vs Sheamus… one of them gonna be in the match… I love Sheamus but Sami Zayn – your time now!
The Brogue kick is NO MATCH for the Helluva kick!!! Sami advances!!! Sheamus is in the dustbin this year!
For real Sheamus? You just gonna beat on my dude Apollo Uhaa for no reason? you have an iron clad respect from me but you don’t beat on my dude! But wait – didn’t I say that Crews & Sheamus would clash a few weeks ago??? I suggest you check out my past blogs on Cage Amateurs UK or on Fox Sports 1340am!
Er New Day…. it’s not RAW’s birthday… I mean, we celebrating 1200 episodes I understand that… but RAW’s birthday is the same as the Infamous Informer’s birthday – January 11!!!! I turned 13 that day RAW started! Do your googles wrestling fans!
I AM THE REALEST NINJA ALIVE THAT’S OFFICIAL!
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…and then there were three!!! I predicted at least one of those Social Outcast muthaf***az would be fired!!!
OH NO! They got Heath Slater’s b!tch @$$ with the birthday cake!!! That’s what he gets for trying to ruin sh!t for the New Day!
MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! The Miz with his annoying @$$, vs Cesaro!!! Maryse stop your noise and get this d!ck in your mouth!!
The Miz getting uppercutted in his jaw bone from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST!!! That’s it Cesaro – KILL HIM!!!!
Cesaro is killing Miz with so much uppercuts, that Maryse may have to sing that tune by Obie Trice – you gotta have some teeth!
Ceasro qualifies! I should bloody think so after all those uppercuts! Hey – anybody seen Obie Trice? Real name no gimmicks??? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE!!! TWEET ME @MZATheInfamous!
Seth – I don’t blame you for wanting to hug Stephanie!!! The girl was in my dreams last week though did I tell you? She was all up on me, feeling on The Grant’s Strudel… she and Eva Marie??? I still haven’t figured out what that dream meant… it will manifest soon I’m sure of it!
MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! You mean to tell me Apollo Crews is still out here smiling and sh!t after he got ambushed by Sheamus for no reason?? Come on WWE come better than this! Anyway I would like to see Crews win but I’d rather Jericho get through so that Crews can mash-up Sheamus… in other words…
WHOEVER LOSES… I WIN!!!
Excellent – Jericho hit the Codebreaker super move on Crews… now Crews can deal with Sheamus!
Ketch Sheamus watching the match! He likes that sh!t!
AAAAH SHEEEEEEEET!!! Now THAT’S A RETURN!!! F**K ROLLINS – It’s all about Enzo Amore!!! HOW YOU DOIN MY G???!!!
While Big Cass puts the beats on Bubba Ray Dudley… here’s a pic of Eden… FOR NO REASON!
Dana Brooke got t!tt!£$, Charlotte got legs… and there is that dastardly Ric Flair! This is what I’ve come to see! Where’s my ice cream???!!!
Sorry Dana, you can’t walk down the ramp in those heels! I figured it out what is so sexually
appealing about Charlotte! I have a thing about tall women.. I always have… and I’m 6 ft 3!
How is the crowd gonna chant ‘boring’ to Ric Flair??? So disrespectful!
WHOA!!!! Charlotte turned on her father???? I get it – it was
YOU who said Charlotte is too much like her father and they should split up… unbelievable! Ric Flair is crying and sh!t! She just said – “you are dead to me” to Ric Flair! I’m not sure I can continue this blog! Even Charlotte has joined the Flair Files! THIS IS ALL SHAD’S FAULT!!!
MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Deano vs Ziggler! Deano all the way here!
So the storyline goes that Corbin is all about ruckus, and he’s not down with the technical wrestling matches… Ziggler wants to show him the beauty of a technical wrestling match… sounds like jabs and right hooks at the IWC if you ask me!
Ambrose advances to the MITB! Talking of the IWC… their dream could be realised as all three former Shield members could all collide… personally I think it’s corny but hey, whatever makes you happy right?
THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! I think Kevin Owens wants some! MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF!
AJ Styles gives Roman props!!! I bet you don’t like that right? Well you haven’t been in the ring with him – so SHUT THE F**K UP!
Sheeeet…. The Bullet Club is done too??? Styles is gonna do him and Gallows & Anderson gonna do them? Ok this has changed everything!!! Hey Wardle – we need to chat!
Oh my days that was brilliant! Mike Cole doing his job and Kevin Owens is like “Shut up Cole I can hear you!!!!”
The first powerbomb onto the steel steps may have sealed Styles fate… because the second pop up powerbomb got Owens into the MITB match! 5 guys in! 2 slots to fill! Who is going in! best tune into Smackdown!
Well you guys can… I got better things to do than watching wrestling all blodclart day!
SALUTE. GRANT BODY-P!!!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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