Monday Night Raw #1201, May 30, 2016!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

 

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Straight up and down, I think WWE are trolling you b!tch @$$£$. I put ONE guess in this sh!t, and I say it’s the new WWE2K17 game. All you muthaf***az guessing anything from Rey Mysterio to Kurt Angle. Me? I’m not gonna rack my brains, waste energy on thinking that somebody else coming through other than Cena.  My experience and common sense says that when WWE tease something cryptic like this on twitter, it never turns out to be a big star or return. You lot gonna be angry after this week’s RAW let me tell ya!

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In other news, er…this NXT Takeover Brooklyn thing being cancelled… are you fans really that dumb? The NXT Takeover: The End joint is JUST THE NAME TO MARK ‘THE END’ OF THE FINN BALOR VS SAMOA JOE SAGA. This blog is for intelligent wrestling muthaf***az only. I could go on a wrestling rant about this to expose you but that can wait…

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RAW #1201! John Cena can save you. He don’t need to save me because I’m already saved!!!! YOU FICKLE FOOL!

10 BELL SALUTE FOR MEMORIAL DAY. NUFF RESPECT DUE!

I thought we were gonna start this sh!t with John Cena and get this sh!t out the way but nope – Shane McMahon come cross!

Why boo Stephanie? I bet some of you get turned on if your woman slapped your face during carnal activity…

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Dayum Stephanie got that Vincent Kennedy bass in her voice when she says – Welcome to Monday Night RAW!!!

I know the McMahons don’t like to be interrupted… but when the New Day come out… they know how to get Stephanie dancing!

Look at Stephanie trying to hide her face when New Day whine their waist…

Where is Shane going???? Dropping two foot! I think Stephanie is going in!! NO! not these Vaudevillian dinosaur jabronies? God damnit I wanted to see Stephanie twerk it twerk it!

TRIPLE TEEF CRY MEME

Blasted Vaudevillians… yo Xavier – lick them down with the trombone!

Oh snap! The Bullet Club mans attacking the New Day for no reason! Hold on – there IS a reason… they want the belts… uh-oh…!!!! Magic Killer to Big E – BLAOW!!!

Come on Big Show you know full well Apollo Crews don’t back down from nobody! Have you seen his fighting style Big Show???? OBSERVE…

Trust me – he ain’t backing down from nobody!!!!

Er…. what’s my hero Kane got to do with the Warcraft film? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me – @MZATheInfamous!

Mixed response by the Green Bay Wisconsin crowd to my dude Roman Reigns! It’s all good! A DON DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP!

HERE WE GO! TWO BAD BULL CLASH! SETH ROLLINS COMING TO PROVE HE STILL DA MAN!

Hold up – why did Seth u-turn on THE GUY??? Oh.. he wants to chat instead… maybe not! he threw away the mic and thought – f**k it! or maybe not… ah I see… mind games!!!!! Roman Reigns folding his arms like – COME ON SON!!!

Why are the crowd chanting Justin Beiber??? Am I missing something? Answers on a postcard!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PRE-ORDER WWE2K17 AND PLAY AS GOLDBERG?????!!!! LET THE INTERNET WRESTLING FOOLS BEGIN THEIR B!TCHING!

I’m guessing the 2K showcase mode has you play as Goldberg and go through all 172 matches…

I guess this is the part where Rusev runs down America on Memorial Day and then – AVENUE!!!

Oh I get it… Zack Ryder gonna get f**ked up by Rusev, then that’s when his bredrin Cena comes out… in the meantime I’ll pre-order my WWE2K17…

SWITCH!!!! Titus O’Neill!!! He’s carrying the American flag… here we go again… and just like that… Titus went from being fired for touching Vincent Kennedy to becoming the top face… in one fell swoop!

With that now, we got the main event jump off as a 6-man tag featuring the participants of the munny innah bank ladder match, guess who becomes #7… AVENUE!!!!!

OH NO! Even Stephanie is disgusted with Charlotte! OK – Charlotte you know you f**ked upGRANT BODY PHENOM right? WOW! Called her a waste of talent! Not even Eva Marie or Cameron got that!

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Enzo & Cass – officially best trash talkers on the mic now! Dudley Boyz know not to talk back – just come to the ring and fight! No doubt, if you put the New Age Outlaws and 2 Cool in a pot a stir – ou would get Enzo & Cass. They in the wrong era rude boy!

AVENUE!!! STC’s Robert Ashford is swearing at the screen, STC’s Stephen Cooper has kicked his woman out of bed and he has applied the vaseline… JOHN CENA IS BACK!!!

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AAAAAAH SH!T! Cena still thinks he run tingz! But the music hit – THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! And the crowd didn’t do sh!t! That should have been a mark-out moment right there!

AJ STYLES! LET’S GO CENA! AJ STYLES! LET’S GO CENA! Now we know why AJ Styles is not in the munny innah bank match! This chant has been going on for two, three minutes straight! Ok I take it back about the crowd!

Fancy that – AJ Styles – who used to be a TNA guy, is saying Welcome back to John Cena???? WHOA!

Hold up – the Bullet club mans out to cause trouble… but SWITCH! AJ STYLES TURNED EVIL AGAINST CENA! THEY BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!!!! WROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! THAT WAS DAN!

We should calm down after that, but now we got Natalya, Dana Brooke and Charlotte sexy @$$ out here…

Nattie needs back up – Charlotte & Dana on that double team sh!t… but Becky Lynch runs out ready to throw fist and foot! Charlotte & Dana got outta there…

Ok Ziggler and Corbin gonna have a technical wrestling contest… f**k that – I’ll leave you to watch that sh!t – I like ruckus… like what I saw with Styles and Cena!

WTF! Ziggler switched up – a kick in Corbin seedbag – BLAOW!!! Thank god I didn’t have to sit through that sh!t – that would have bored me to death!

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The Miz is so wack that he has to put his Facebook live video on the titantron – because he knows no one will watch that sh!t on their own accord!

I guess there won’t be a seventh entrant in the munny innah bank ladder match.. but hey, there are still a few weeks left until the PPV…

Oh no! Jericho’s ‘stupid idiot’ catch phrase has caught on! Are the T-shirt designers brainstorming ideas right now?

A string of signature moves by each person culminating to a Dirty Deeds super move from Deano gives him, Sami Zayn and Cesaro the win over Y2J, Owens and Bertie…

Enough of that sh!t… while I marked out over the WWE2K17 game, I didn’t stop to realise that the car Goldberg was travelling in, was heading to ‘suplex city’…and Goldberg had a smirk on his face… don’t panic wrestling fools…IT’S JUST A GAME!

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