Monday Night Raw #1208, July 18, 2016!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

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In other news, Ric Flair is engaged for the 5th time! The lady in question – she is 56… looking like 36!!!! You think Ric gotta invest in a lot of apple crumble and smarties????

GRANT BODY-P!

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RAW #1208! I’ve still gotta put the KRS-One show review to put out, I have tunes to play and interviews to carry out, then I’m gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

Wait a minute Shane – you can’t interrupt the RAW commissioner???? Oh yeah Vincent Kennedy said last week ‘even if you break the law’! Ok Shane carry on!

BACKFOOT!!! RAW gonna get a cruiserweight division exclusive? That will be their extra hour jump off???? WHOA!

OH SNAP! Mick Foley gonna be the GM of RAW???? I wasn’t expecting that pick at all! Stephanie is think best for business here!!!! He was named #1 all time favourite GM of all time on WWE Countdown!

Now Shane’s GM – You jabronies had to leak that sh!t on the internet didn’t you! This is the part where I mark out… but I can’t, because you MUTHAF**AZ LEAKED IT!

#DEATHTODIRTSHEETS

So I just done the knowledge – Mick Foley gonna keep RAW very attitude-like and ruthless – Danny Bryan gonna keep SmackDown on that quality wrestling vibe! Everyone is a winner!

12-man tag team jump off! New Day/Cena/Enzo/Cass VS Wyatt Bullet Club! This is sure to make Teddy Long fall over in his chair! Plus Deano the Champion, Rollins the challenger for the World Wrestling Federation Championship, but first! Jericho & Owens Vs Zayn & Cesaro! Yep – RAW gonna be good this week! And I haven’t mentioned Sasha & Charlotte’s sexy @$$£$!

It still annoys the f**k outta me that Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are going one on one with no stipulation… but hey, I think they are looking to steal the show, and sometimes, just a single match will do!

I would have booked a three stages of hell jump off between these two and end the sh!t once and for all… In my opinion, y’all dropped the ball WWE!

Right, let’s make Darren Young great again… he and Bob Backlund are babyfaces… let me see his wrestling skill and how it relates to Backlund…he’s fighting Bertie… whoa… Bertie is a former world champion, former royal rumble winner –

RECORD SKIP – MIZ – YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SEXIEST WIFE IN THE WORLD – If my Johnson does not go hard for Maryse – SHE IS NOT THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD! let me show you an example of the sexiest woman in the world…

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Roselyn Sanchez ladies and gentlemen… in my opinion, the sexiest woman in the world. When a woman looks so sexy it hurts your eyes to even look at her, THAT’S what you call sexy and beautiful.

By the way Datten Young won that match against Bertie… moving on…

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OH NO! Even John Cena is capitalizing on the latest trend #BeatUpJohnCena! Enzo is officially a certified G – He got the Wu-Tang sign tattooed on his arm – You can’t teach that! Enzo is tearing up the Bullet Club lyrically!

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Could the ’35th of Neverary’ be this Sunday at Battleground?!!! Even Cena is like dayuuum! I can’t believe they are talking about the Wu-Tang Clan – and how dare John Cena say Wu-Tang got like – ’20 members in it’? he’s supposed to be a hip hop head?

JOHN CENA – GET IN THE CHAIR!

Bullet Club – I love you guys but you cannot beat up The New Day? They my boys!

Good to see Xavier Woods get his groove back! He was shook a few weeks ago, maybe the Wyatt Compound did him good! Oh no he mentioned Pokemon Go… A STUPID GAME! Good thing the Wyatts turned up – because they don’t play!

Yeah – f**k all this tagging sh!t – just all get in there and have an all out war! That’s how I like my tag team matches!

In that big war, it was Styles who it the Styles clash on Enzo – BLAOW! BALL GAME! Now usually, Whatever happens on RAW reflects on the PPV, But SmackDown is LIVE as well… but will the Infamous Informer be live tomorrow? Stay tuned!

Seth Rollins cutting a promo coming down the stairs on some old school Shield empty arena sh!t… it would have been good to have Deano and Roman do the same thing. Oh bloody hell Roman – why did you have to smoke them trees???

Check it out – Becky Lynch fights Natalya at the Battleground, and Charlotte and Dana fight Sasha Banks and a mystery partner… smart money says BAYLEY! Do the knowledge… you know it makes sense! And don’t get mad if Charlotte doesn’t defend her championship… I support Charlotte’s title run!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Big ups to Jay-Bee – Mike Cole asked him – when he was the longest reigning champion on Smackdown, who DIDN’T he wanna face – and without hesitation he said the don of dons – THE UNDERTAKER! Respect level for JAY-BEE tunn up  by 1000!

Oh man… Natalya f**ked it up for Becky Lynch in that tag team contest, leaving Dana and Charlotte to f**k up Sasha Banks…personally I would have picked Asuka or Nia Jax to be my partner for Battleground but it all makes sense like Common himself!

YES! Deano cut a promo handling a camera which the Shield used to hold! They really taking it there! Aaaah makes me annoyed about Reigns!!!! And I rate that dude!

I’m not gonna say sh!t about this tag team match apart from – Sheamus & Rusev – KILL ZIGGLER & WACK RYDER!

It is gonna intrigue me how this World Wrestling Federation Championship match is gonna go down… has to be a clear winner right? Roman Reigns isn’t there to f**k it up, WWE have set the tone in Reigns absence…

Wait a minute – RAW & SMACKDOWN GM’s watching this match close up… Er….

Look at Seth working brain with Stephanie, hoping that she and Foley will draft him first – remember – RAW gets the first pick… Mike Cole makes a great point about Foley having this understanding with Deano in terms of fighting style and inspiration…

I love the storytelling here – Deano’s unorthodox fighting style is no match for Seth Rollins – he did say that he is always two steps ahead from his former Shield brethren!

Deano with counter techniques of his own! Seth hit Ambrose with the powerbomb into the turnbuckle only to be responded by a dirty deeds super move! Rollins with mar instinct and ring presence, rolls out of the ring so that Ambrose can’t get the pin!

Rollins responds – PEDIGREE! one, two and…. KICK OUT!!!! Deano has experienced Triple’s pedigree – he ain’t sweating Rollins pedigree I assure you!

The battle continues, and the ref is knocked down inadvertently – a superplex off the top ropes, but with both shoulders own on the mat… the dazed ref counted to 3 – Did Seth Rollins win the match???? Stephanie claims he did… hey – Vincent Kennedy said ‘break the rules’ so… she’s only doing what daddy dearest told her to do!

YES – The Infamous Informer will be doing double time every week from now on! Now is a good time to get my Thrive on – if you don’t know – GET TO KNOW!

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