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…And NEW!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION, SASHA BANKS!
Never mind Charlotte come over here for consolation… take out my majestic member, put it between your wet lips… and suck!
In other news… shout out to Lillan Garcia.
She won’t be in effect anymore because her father got hit with the cancer. She gotta stay close to him, as we all would with our loved ones.
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It’s like Sasha is Ice Cube and Charlotte is DEEBO, remember Next Friday? Right at the beginning Deebo breaks out of jail and screams at Ice Cube – THIS IS THE REMATCH! Well this is what’s gonna happen THE SUMMERSLAM!
Oh snap – so Charlotte DID break Nikki Bella record! How come it wasn’t acknowledged properly! Why? Because WWE was taking shots at AJ Lee which in effect was taking shots at CM Princess Peach B!tch!
Now JERICHO – Why you defending Charlotte like that??? What – she your new crush now? I don’t quite understand this?
Jericho dissing Hip Hop – unforgivable! Enzo Amore must come and defend real hip hop! GET HIM ENZO!
Enzo want a piece of Sasha! All you wrestling fools get back in line! Enzo upgraded from Carmella to Sasha! BACKSIDE!
The question remains – we are in a new era right? And women are treated like the men up in here, so… do the women (in this case Sasha & Charlotte) wrestle Jericho & Enzo? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!
Dana Brooke – TEEEEEEEEF!!!! Charlotte gets the win – but the real winner is Jericho – look at him with his arms round Charlotte and Dana as he retreats from Big Cass after the match – if I was Jericho I’d be on that ‘taster’s choice’ like Big Pun… Oh I forgot – Jericho is not a Hip Hop fan so he wouldn’t know anything about that!
Right wrestling fools – Brie Bella won Best Female Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards – keyword – TEEN. You wrestling fools are NOT TEENS. You are grown men. So stop your complaining! STUPID IDIOT!
Say word??? Mark Henry gonna be the WWE Ambassador for the Rio Olympics? He gonna re-open the Hall Of Pain? RECORD SKIP – Foley gonna throw him in a title match against Rusev? Just like that???? Wrestling purists – I don’t wanna hear your noise – your way of wrestling storylines BORES ME!
Golden Truth – f*k outta here with that Pokemon Go sh!t I hope the Shining Stars beat you! Grown adults killing themselves running after stupid teddies and sh!t – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! Get lick down by a bus, fall off a cliff – all sorts of sh!t!
F**KINHELL THIS ENTRANCE!!!! Make Finn Balor the face of WWE AND DUN! The fans ain’t feeling the dude Reigns – THIS IS THE MAN RIGHT HERE! Er not you Rollins – even though you are a bad man too!
Seth makes a great point – this is the first face of NXT Vs Greatest face of NXT! This should be a fantastic contest at Summerslam!
Massive shout out to Lana & Rusev on their wedding! Lana loves the wedding dress so much she had to wear it on RAW! $75,000 for the dress?!!!! BACKSIDE!!!!! That US Title money is serious!!!
Shout out to STC’S Edmond Mulhall – I heard he is distraught over Lana being a married woman…dude – just shake Rusev hand and say well done – I did with Jimmy USO!
NO WAY! Rusev running down the Americans saying they rigged the Olympic games! That time the Russians have been banned from olympics!
Roman Reigns wants to test him! But hear the twist – the fans are CHEERING for Reigns! See now we know – it;s confirmed – as long as Reigns is nowhere near the title picture, they will cheer Reigns! As long as Reigns doesn’t talk, they will cheer him! I guess if it’s good for Cena it is good for Reigns! THE GRANT SAYS – PUNISHMENT!!!!!!
Wait a minute – I thought Darren Young was a Smackdown guy? Ah forget it – let me get my ice cream for when Nia Jax fine self comes out… YEAH I SAID IT!
Sheamus & Cesaro must compete, winner could have a future title match opportunity… I can see the Cesaro section assuming the position with their palms at the ready wrapped around their todger!
Why is Ariel Munroe rolling her eyes at Nia Jax? LISTEN – You are not very good-looking love… you favor one of those ‘Felicia’ type women… be grateful the Infamous Informer acknowledged you!
This is the part where The New Day lose to the Bullet Club, then Bullet Club become #1 contenders for the titles…
Instead of stating the obvious, let me take this time to tell wrestling fans – yeah you experts in the glasses and white coats – RAW is NEVER going back to 2 hours anytime soon – The Cruiserweight Division soon come to dazzle fans with their high paced action. So STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
TWIST! The New Day won the match, but they got destroyed by the Bullet Club for their actions! The question remains – do the Bullet Club still become #1 contenders???? Whichever the case – New Day goose cook – their Booty-Os and gay innuendos are coming to haunt them!
I’m gonna get heat for this but – f**k the Cesaro section! I like Cesaro… who doesn’t? I hate the section. For that – I’m backing Sheamus – he got Iron Clad respect from me – he’s in that elite club with Batista and Enzo Amore!
OK I hold my hands up – Cesaro section gets the win! Well done kid – you are responsible for the Cesaro internet section bussin their nuts all over the keyboard!
What the F**K is Jinder Mahal doing back???? Where Rhyno at? GORE this sumb!tch straight to TNA!
TWIST! Jinder Mahal just kicked Heath Slater in his jaw bone! Kicked his ticket to RAW! WOW! Mick Foley laid it down – Mahal & Slater had to fight for that spot! So now – Mahal is on RAW, Rhyno is on Smackdown… Heath – seriously – TNA is waiting for you…
No doubt Seth Rollins Vs Sami Zayn will be a great contest – but really and truly I’m not interested – I’ll speak when Brock Lesnar comes on…
HAHAHA I see you Roy Lucier, complaining about Puff Daddy appearing on RAW next week… look Roy – our favourite hip hop artists ain’t never gonna grace a WWE ring – oh wait… BUSTA RHYMES did back in 2002…
OH WELL – GRANT BODY-P!
The ruler of the BROCKTAGON! I LOVE IT!!! But he got caught with the drugs – allegedly…
Heyman speaks the truth – the New Era has to step up to BRRROCCCK LESSSNAR! He broke the streak – you will bow down!!!!!
Heyman’s killer promos are second nature – but he slipped up big time! He said that Randall will NEVER hit an RKO at Brock Lesnar – and he said it repeatedly but then literally – an RKO OUT OF NOWHERE – BLAOW!!!!! Heyman’s face! In shock just like it was at WrestleMania 30! Stephanie bex! Sends security after Randall! Randall on top of the stairs – spreading his arms out! OH LAWWWD – Randall gonna pay for this I will assure you!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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