Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
So… how was your Bank Holiday Monday?
I saw videos of police ‘daggering’ women at the Notting Hill Carnival… if you don’t know what that is, I suggest you hit the YouTube and type in ‘Dancehall daggering’… be warned – NOT FOR THE WEAK IN BED!
In other news: I’ll just leave this here…
Some of you muthaf***az don’t even believe in God, so how you gonna pray hoping for Kevin Owens to win???? This is blasphemy people! I have nothing against Owens winning the World Wrestling Federation Universal Championship, but now those folks at Heelbook posted this, I’m hoping for the opposite! I’m all for seeing you fools angry over some sh!t!
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RAW 1214! ANYONE BUT KO! I CARE NOT FOR THE IWC!
Now, if I go off on random subjects it basically means RAW is wack in places!
Kevin Owens – the clear favourite here by the crowd! Maybe his time is now!!!!
Big Cass – the dark horse! Not many believes he can win but I can see him bringing a great showcase!
Seth Rollins – with the most talk out of everybody! He’s a safe bet!
However, bad man move in silence… Roman Reigns ain’t saying sh!t! He’s just bringing the pain on all his opponents! That’s right – boo him! THAT’S THE MAN I’M BACKING!
Seriously I’m loving the new stages of RAW & SmackDown! Might be too late for WWE2K to hook it up on the new game!
Jericho’s promo was superb! Neville you are a don but you gonna get the gift of Jericho! You will drink it in!
Very interesting how RAW advertises a Smackdown PPV in Backlash on their stage…
OH NO! The New Day got their hands on Bayley!!!! Look at Bayley whining her hips! Does nothing for me but I bet it does a lot for you guys!
They gonna be fighting Dana Brooke and the Bullet Club! This should be a very entertaining contest!
Now, Nia Jax ain’t like most girls… and that’s the type the Infamous Informer likes!!!! Shout out to her opponent from Texas… she kinda cute still… don’t hurt her too much Nia!
The Bullet Club have had a career change! Now they are carers for the retirement home? They are still on The New Day’s case! They recruited Dana Brooke as a nurse! Hey I’m all for sexy @$$ nurses but if Dana is anything like this woman pictured below… RUN HARD!!!!! DON’T LOOK BACK!
Hollyoaks fans – you feel me though right!!!!
Showing a feature on Seth Rollins – the question remains – is WWE2K17 going to keep the curb stomp? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!
Uh-Oh! Sasha just called Charlotte a coward! She lucky Charlotte didn’t go off on one just like the Miz did to Danny Bryan!
Talking of that – it will be addressed on Smackdowns this week! It will be very interesting to see where this leads!
The New Day – 372 days as W…W…E… TAG…TEAM…CHAMPIONS! Can they beat the reign of Demolition? I seriously doubt it to be honest people, the competition is too powerful!
NAHHHH! When the New Day were doing the unicorn stampede, they should have let Bayley step in there and stomp a mud hole in Karl Anderson’s @$$ and walk it dry! Missed a trick there!
I gotta rate that sexy @$$ Charlotte on commentary, wearing that tight leather leggings complementing her legs…dayuuum! Make me wanna bark like DMX! Where my dawgs at – UFF-UFF-UFF!
Bayley and The New Day win against Dana and the Bullet Club! The story here is about Bayley’s momentum, not the Bullet Club’s quest to claim the championships from New Day, so get your head out your arse jabronies!
What’s the score on this Cesaro Vs Sheamus thing? Answers on a p – actually f**k that – I have something better than that to talk about – this goes out to anyone in the area! A signing with friend of the STC – Ric Flair N!&&@!
Say word? The winner out of this best of 7 series gets a future title shot? Good luck to them both, doesn’t matter to me! I’m still not watching this sh!t!
Fans – friendly reminder – especially you UK fans – quit complaining about the frequent adverts while RAW is on. I know it’s frustrating as hell, but unless you air your grievance to USA Network, nothing will be done!
Massive respect to WWE putting together a package for Mr Fuji… he was so TEEF back in the day!
Aaah sh!t – the sexy @$$ Stephanie is out here to sort out this situation with Brock Lesnar…word is she fined him just $500! There was a parody ‘go fund me’ campaign to help Brock Lesnar pay off the fine!!!!
Now the crowd might be chanting ECW, oh sh!t they are chanting CM Punk! Wait – are we in Chicago? Why don’t they chant ‘F**k her right in the pu$$y’????
Has Heyman got one up on Stephanie? She reluctantly accepted an apology, and left the ring… what happened to the defiant slap in the face? I’m not too sure why, but Heyman used a lot of big words – Harvard University style and said something about the ‘Board of Directors’… and it had Stephanie shook… but Heyman throwing dollar bills at Stephanie like she’s a stripper was comedy gold!
While Darren Young tackles Titus O’Neill (ahem…) I wanna introduce to you my latest lust interest… I don’t know what it is about this woman but I would tear her @$$ up!
Her name is Jenny Scordamaglia people… she’s on a channel called Miami TV…Youtube her @$$. She is the luckiest woman on earth – you know why? Because the Infamous Informer is a retired clubber… and had he be out there… it would be CURTAINS for Jenny Scordamaglia!
If you are familiar with the anime film above, that’s Jenny and I’m the demon. GRANT BODY-P!
Aaaaah sh!t it’s gonna go off! The main event! Roman Reigns! Kevin Owens! Seth Rollins! Big Cass! One of these muthaf***az gonna become te World Wrestling Federation Universal Champion!
WAIT! Big Cass – you can’t describe Seth, Kevin & Roman as SAWFT?!!!!!! Have you lost your mind?!!!!!
…AND THEY ARE UNDER WAY! I got my lilt drink, and my double choc biscuits!
Good lord these four are out to steal the show with big boots! mean clotheslines, flying through and over top ropes!
Look at Kevin Owens screaming at Mick & Stephanie like – IT’S MY TITLE! I don’t think Foley is gonna screw you out the title… I mean Foley of all people… he remembers Survivor Series 1998!
A superman punch followed by a kick to the jaw bone and a frog splash off the top ropes and Big Cass is out the game! I knew he lost his mind!
Roman Reigns – you tryna hit too many superman punches! You not gonna win being so repetitive!
Crowd are loving this! All three men refusing to die!
WAIT A MINUTE! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! He just drop the pedigree on Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins!
KEVIN OWENS! IN SHOCK! BUT HE IS THE NEW! UNDISPUTED, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!
BACKSIDE!!! He snatched the belt from Foley and gave it to the prize-fighter! Even Stephanie is in shock! We don’t know what role Triple plays in all this draft business!
Calling it right now – Roman & Seth will combine their force to take out Triple TEEF! What if Triple goes to Smackdown and takes out Ambrose? This will be the trigger to turn Seth face! Seth could win Royal Rumbles and then he truly Redesigns, Rebuilds, and Reclaims his title at WrestleMania 33. REMEMBER I TOLD YA!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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