Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
UFC 203 has passed. And you know what? I’m not gonna talk about that muthaf***a. Not worth the Infamous Informer’s time. Let’s talk about AJ Styles – the NEW! World Wrestling Federation Champion!!!! I hear the jabronies complaining now… like – think of his future opponents – Randy Orton, Kane, Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena etc… once again – you fools know all the answers don’t you! I’ll talk to Shane McMahon and see if he can get AJ Styles to defend his title against YOU… I’m sure YOU will put butts in the seats won’t you?
In other news: #JusticeForNaomi – Nothing against Becky Lynch winning, but even I as part of the NaoMob, who loves Naomi unconditionally, knows that it makes NO SENSE to have her as champion at this time as regards to storyline. Think about it people – Carmella & Nikki have beef – Carmella was beating on Becky before she lost – how the f**k does Naomi fit in the storyline?
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RAW 1216! One more week of this long-winded RAW sh!t before the cruiserweight man dem come through and switch this sh!t up!
I think I’m gonna have a few good ol’ games of Ultra Street Fighter IV while RAW is on… I dunno I got this feeling RAW gonna drag as usual…hopefully for the last time!
Roman Reigns fights Kevin Owens! He defeats him… he will be in a Triple Threat Match! Bt enough of that sh!t – Charlotte is here… look at her tight dress… she look like she ready for me to take her out for some all you can eat natural selection!
You got something to get off your chest? Yeah that dress Charlotte – TAKE IT OFF!
Have you lot being reading dirt sheets again? Guys I keep telling you – and I’m a qualified journalist – STOP READING THOSE SH!TS! How are you gonna believe that the women’s match is pulled from Clash of Champions?
Come on Bayley get your words out you wanna shot at the title?
Say what – Dana suggests Sasha Banks and Bayley should fight in a best of 7 series? OH HELL NAW! Charlotte is right – We don’t wanna see that sh!t – even though it’s Sasha’s fine @$$!
WHOA!!! Dana is taking no more sh!t! Five fingaz said to Charlotte’s face – SLAP!!!
Now it’s a Triple Threat Match! Winner fights Charlotte at Clash of Cha,pions! Suddenly I’m backing Dana Brooke here! It’s like I told my youngest sister – don’t take no sh!t from those b!tches at work!
Charlotte doesn’t believe Dana can win! Charlotte sitting at commentary – Charlotte – you can sit next to me if you want!
Massive honesty from Charlotte – she would rather face Sasha for the title – usually the champion would say ‘it doesn’t matter who I face’…
Card will not be subject to change – Sasha pins Bayley! Dana not involved in the decision and Dana went in still!
Shout out to Mike Knoxxx of the SoulNSports/BDSIR NETWORK – I thought that as well, I swore blind Sasha’s shoulders were down as well! Bayley you can put in for an appeal!
Why doesn’t the Shining Stars invite me to Puerto Rico? Did they just mention Sofia Vergara?
HOLLA AT ME SHINING STARS! MY TWITTER IS @MZATheInfamous! I-DES-ERVE-IT! I-DES-ERVE-IT! I will grab hold of Sofia, turn into the chojin and tear her @$$ up!!!
My gawd – that gyal is hot – talking of hot… my pizza should be ready by now!
Time for us to drink in the gift of Jericho’s highlight reel! What could happen here may determine the main event for Night – er I mean Clash of Cha- er I mean UNFORGIVEN!
WHOA! Sami Zayn just called Jericho a stupid idiot!!! On his own show! He can’t do that! And he just said the gift of Jericho sucks! And the big one – he bigged up Jericho on how he was one of the best that ever did it and regulated to being Kevin Owens b!tch! GOOD LORD!
That must have hit a secret power point – Codebreaker to Zayn – BLAOW!!!! Will they fight later? Will they fight next week? Will they fight at the Clash of Champions?
OFFICIAL!!! The match is running! I think it is as good as guaranteed to say that Roman Reigns will be in that Triple Threat Match! So you fans – shut the f**k up!
Yes! Nia Jax! Look at the fool Alicia Fox – She don’t want none like the World Wrestling Federation Champion!
I know Alicia did not just kick my girl Nia in her mouth! Bad move Alicia! But hey – you put up more of a fight than that CM Princess Peach B!tch!
Nia just rushed Alicia trough the barricade – BLAOW! She’s not like most girls at all! Not even Chyna has done that!
Alicia felt the power alright, she won’t be having a New Day!
Thank god The New Day destroyed 5mins37secs of that wack Bullet Club footage from last week… what could you have done in 5mins37 seconds? You could have a bowl of Booty-Os, you could knock out the pu$$y in 5 mins 37 seconds (as long as you don’t finish first that is…) You could watch CM Princess Peach B!tch get brukk up twice (2mins 14 seconds twice with a minute to laugh) or do what I do, listen to one of the greatest Wu-Tang tunes ever made!
Now that AJ Styles is the World Wrestling Federation Champion.. it seems like destiny for Gallows & Anderson to claim the tag titles surely? They gonna begin World Domination!
Did I hear right? Seth called Triple TEEF a coward????? If this was 16 years ago I would whole heartedly agree!
YOOOO! Kevin Owens is speaking the truth here! He put Seth Rollins on BLAST! Throughout Seth’s career, he had always had someone back him – whether it was The Shield, J&J Security, Kane, the list keeps going, but most of all – Triple TEEF! Redesigned, Rebuilt, REPLACED! WOW!
Here’s the twist – Mick Foley says that Seth cannot jump in and teef in the contest between Roman & Kevin Owens! But what if that evil Triple TEEF jumps in again?
OH SNAP!!!! Foley warned Rollins! But Rollins didn’t business! He jumped in and stamped out Kevin Owens, and baited Reigns out of the title!
Or maybe not! Foley restarted the match! Oh man!
Looks like honeymoon done! Rusev came through and costed Reigns the opportunity! I bet y’all happy about that right!
The question remains – what happens now that Seth interfered in the match? Will there be some sort of stipulation? Well THE GRANT SAYS THIS – There is NO INFAMOUS INFORMER blog next week – the graduation ceremony is the day after and it will be celebrations aplenty, no sitting down watching wrestling for me next week – Ladies – show your newest graduate your t….er then again DON’T – If you value your life! My woman knows wing chun kung fu! Even Nia Jax don’t want none!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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