Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
I’m a keep it 100, I did NOT watch RAW live this week, I got some beauty sleep (because The Infamous Informer is a handsome muthaf***a) found myself at GAME and proudly purchased WWE2K17 and played the hell out of that sh!t! Undertaker is STILL DA MAN!!!!
In Other News: Yo WWE – Fire Paige already – she’s not down with the team, and I don’t give a f**k about her for 60 days. We don’t need her – plenty women killing it now, from Ember Moon to Asuka to Charlotte sexy @$$ to Naomi fantastic @$$! Bertie doesn’t give a f**k about her! She will see soon!
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RAW 1220! Paul Heyman has an announcement about BRRRROCKK, LESNAR….. Christmas Eve, the night before WWE2K17…. UH-OH!!!!!
For real Sasha? That was you siiting there in the crowd when Trish & Lita was fighting for the World Wrestling Federation Championship over 10 years ago? Shiiiiiid camera man you should have picked that up! Er actually maybe not… Sasha was not of breeding age at that time!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Charlotte and Sasha INSIDE HELL IN A CELL??? Er Sasha re-think this! This is the same match The Undertaker threw Mick Foley off the top and chokeslammed him through the cell! This is the same cell that Triple H & HBK grabbed Vince’s head top and shoved it up Big Show’s @$$! This is the same cell that Shane jumped off the top and missed Undertaker and crashed into tables! This is the same cell that 6 of the top dudes went in and destroyed each other! Stephanie jump in there and protect your investment! I don’t wanna see Sasha’s pretty face scratched up in there?!!!! I don’t wanna see Charlotte’s lovely legs scarred up in there?!!!
Even Charlotte looked confused when she came out like – why is RUSEV coming out here? Didn’t he marry Lana the other day? Shiiiiiid I better dye my hair! Rusev likes blondes!
“Nobody cares about your stupid women’s revolution…” Er Rusev… 2012 is THAT WAY!!!!!
WROOOOOOOOOY!!!! Charlotte cussing out Rusev!!!! FANTASTIC!
Look at these morons chanting YES for women’s HELL IN A CELL! Undertaker! Where are you? STOP THIS! THIS IS YOUR PLAYGROUND! NOT ANYONE CAN GO IN THERE???!!!!
Charlotte wants to go in there!!!! Where’s Ric Flair?!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
LAWWWWWD! Rusev took the mic from Charlotte, but Sasha took the mic from Rusev like she’s ready to clap him down! I think Sasha, Charlotte & Lana should combine their strength and beat down the Bulgarian Brute!
Lana picks up the mic! Is she gonna say SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL! I swear she killed me last week when she said that!
Lana says they need to know their place! Lana is right – Hell In A Cell is not for women?!!!! Especially sexy ones like Sasha & Charlotte! They both clapped her down! OH SH!T this is great!
AND THEY BOTH KICK DOWN RUSEV! FANTASTIC! RUSEV HIM BEX!!!!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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