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Rude boy, I’m buzzing, came back from the Clothes Show… my lil sis met a member from JLS, there were models everywhere yo, every corner I turned… with the Bottom…. and the BREASSSSSSSTS!!! But I had to hold it down coz if my moms catch me she would clap me in my head!
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RAW 1228! The Infamous Informer needs to get his shirt word up! Customised and all that! What’s my motto? WHOEVER LOSES, I WIN!
What’s good Seth Rollins! WHOA! He wants TRIPLE TEEF? Are you sure? Er… rude boy! That pedigree to Jericho was a message to Triple Teef? How do you get to him? No – not by defeating Kevin Owens… you gotta flirt with Stephanie! You gotta grab her by the pu$$y! He’s going about this all wrong people!
Er – what? Kevin Owens is gonna fight Sami Zayn? I thought these two were never to clash! and The Big Show is back? backside! He must want some Christmas money!
Just because you’re the World Wrestling Federation Champion DOES NOT MEAN you can boss around somebody who has been in the game as long if not longer than you! Chokeslam to Kevin Owens – BLAOW! Then Seth picks up his carcass for another pedigree – BLAOW!
Thanks to this stupid stream, I missed the entire Daivari Vs Jack Gallagher match… it’s like yo, I don’t have time to catch up like that – I am The Infamous Informer, Grant Body-P! And much like Vincent Kennedy, I have an ego the size of my 4-9-3-11!
Word? Kevin Owens is in the festive season and getting Jericho all these fly gifts? Jericho says they are still not good! Oh dear! Meanwhile, Rusev and Lana are arguing! She took off her ring and dashed it ah ground! Then I heard the no pu$$y getting fat stinking @$$£$ cheering like they gotta chance… isn’t that a bed? where you can ‘sleep’ with Sunny for $50???
Wrestling fans – if you gotta do that to get a cheap thrill… KILL YOURSELF!
Wait a minute Lana – I thought Rusev was the only man who could have you? Hold up!You getting Enzo Amore to your hotel room and bring his Wu-Tang Sword? Enzo DON’T DO IT! IT’S A TRAP! YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED WITH LITA AND DEAN MALENKO!
Actually this happened 16 years ago around this time! Whoa!
Wait a minute… Iron Sharpens Iron? NO…. Charlotte Vs Sasha in an Ironman MATCH? UH-OH!!!!!! I thought last week was the final chapter! The IWC taking the p!$$ on some one potato two potato sh!t… and The Grant said this… this is some Rock (Sasha) Vs Triple H (Charlotte) sh!t! Let me guess – Ric Flair gonna be the referee…. they are referencing him a lot lately…
Massive respect to Rich Swann! The NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
This should be a fantastic contest! Swann Vs TJ Perkins! It really is Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite! Lets go!
Sorry I couldn’t be bothered to check it out though….You know I’m just interested in what happens in Room 112 where the playas dwell!
Major issues between Bayley & Alicia Fox???? Since when? I mean, I’m down with the Ironman match, but what happened in creative? Are they saving Bayley’s moment for WrestleMania? Where does this leave Miss Bottom and the Breasts? Yes I’m talking about Nia Jax! As for you Summer Rae – you have no bars!
WTF? Lana sending sexy faces on Enzo’s phone? What is this???? When she saw Enzo’s 4-9-3-11 two weeks ago she loved it! She lucky it was his and not mine! Because SHE CAN’T HAVE ME! NAOMI IS ONE OF TWO WOMEN ON THE PLANET EARTH WHO CAN HAVE ME!
Tussle In Texas? A wha de? Mark Henry Vs Titus O’Neill! Maybe I should pay attention here…
Maybe not – that was less than 1:26 seconds! Come on – that should be headlines!
RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!!!! What’s he doing here?!!!! He just gave Enzo the limo! Oh snap! Enzo really thinks he’s gonna get some Kentucky!
Roman Reigns! The man you guys say should turn heel just because you hate him, but forget that the 18-34 demographic is NOT WWE’s target audience! I pity you… I really do!
Jericho is the challenger! World Wrestling Federation United States Championship!
Shout out to STC member Jonathan Carrington, really wanted Reigns to tap… Don’t be like them Jonathan! They are sheep Jonathan!
Looks like Rusev ain’t gonna turn up! He’s at the hotel! He’s gonna destroy Enzo! Oh lawd!
OWWWWWW!!! LANA!!!!! THAT RED SILK SH!T SHE GOT ON! I can see Edmond Mulhall dribbling from here!!!!
GET OUTTA THERE ENZO! SHE’S GIVING HIM STRAWBERRIES! THIS IS NOT PG!
LANA RIPPED ENZO’S VEST! OH MY GOD NO!!!! SHE TOLD HIM TO TAKE OFF HIS PANTS! RUSEV WANTS TO KILL!
Enzo I tried to tell ya! Lana – that girl is POISON!!!!
I would talk about New Day, Cesaro & Sheamus, and Balding Club at this time but quite frankly I still wanna talk about Lana and Enzo… I saw some idiots in a certain wrestling group complaining about Vincent Kennedy trying to break Lana & Rusev up, just goes to show how Stupid And Idiotic you are and you don’t act without the benefit of intellect! quick to type on Facebook, look who looks like a STUPID IDIOT NOW?!
Wait a second – Charlotte is gonna apologose to her father? I say Ric should beat Charlotte with the belt and tell her to respect her elders! (F**k me Charlotte, you are lucky I’m taken!)
Where Dana at Charlotte? See this is what happens when you mistreat people… Charlotte I love you but you gonna end up like that chick in Game of Thrones if you’re not careful… Shame… SHAME!
And the WHAT chants continues after 15 years! AUSTIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Charlotte I’m a good listener but stop chat and take this 4-9-3-11 in yo’ mouth!
No need for that – here comes RIC FLAIR N!&&@!
Beat her with the belt Ric!
WHOA!!!! WHAT A MEAN RIGHT HAND! AND RIC DROPPED ON THE GROUND! SHADFATHER MUST BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN HIS ROOM! HE’S THINKING – THIS IS IT!
Sasha coming down to defend Ric but she got buss arse too! Oh man! Considering what Sasha wants to do to you Charlotte (and me if I was single) 30 minutes isn’t LONG ENOUGH!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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