Monday Night Raw #1240, February 27, 2017!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

It’s not often I feel embarrassed about my Hip Hop community, constantly talking about Remy Ma Vs Nicki Minaj… I have to retreat to my wrestling folk. I wanna know – when is Beth Phoenix gonna come through and clap down Charlotte? (Hey – I love Charlotte – y’all already know!) Big ups to that woman – NOW INDUCTED IN THIS YEAR’S HOF!

GRANT BODY-P!

In other news: Which brings me to Chyna… I smell a childish move by WWE. Maybe I’m looking into it too much (like a lot of you wrestling fans do) But check it – Beth Phoenix – muscular bodybuilding features, second female to enter the Royal Rumble… man-handling male wrestlers…. hmm sounds all familiar doesn’t it? Chyna did that sh!t first, and because of Triple & Stephanie, she’s not in the HOF… One year after Chyna’s death… just a few weeks before she tried to make closure… yeah maybe I am looking into it too much – playing too much Batman Arkham Knight that is!

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RAW 1240! Gotta hit the FastLane! That means WWE – don’t slow pace this sh!t! No 30mph – none of that sh!t!

Sorry guys – crappy streams have made me miss 10 minutes of this sh!t…. Kevin Owens is still confident against Goldberg! (Come on Owens… you got skills but – between me and you – how much did you pay Brock to f**k him up???)

These muthaf***!n Shining Stars… I can’t wait til big BIG WrestleMania is over… so that WWE do the future endeavoured sh!t, get rid of these two and word on the street is the Hardy Boyz are not in the TNA joint any more… (ooooh come back to WWE -) OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH PUNK!

GRANT BODY-P!

Now… didn’t New Day fight Rusev & Jinder Mahal last week? Don’t let me put on Streets of Rage now!

Er wait a minute – Hardbody Mahal???? Probably Hard’budy’ Mahal being forced to walk around with Lana with the tight up skirt and can’t f**k her!

GRANT BODY-P!

Dayuuum Stephanie how come you are putting Foley on blast like that? I know he has made crappy Raws but sheeeeeet! Obviously Stephanie is inspired by Remy Ma! Stephanie – I know that when Triple leaves the house you turn off that Motorhead and you rocking that real hip hop!

Marvellous! Charlotte is here! The sexiest woman on RAW – yeah I said it! Dana cannot test her, Sasha is fine but her body doesn’t match Charlotte’s… Nia Jax – OWWWWW she fine but she doesn’t ooze the sexuality like Charlotte does… Emma doesn’t count because she grant-body-pwasn’t even there! But Charlotte saying that Bayley cheats to win is crazy hahaha! She’s the worst for it!

…and as for Bayley… please – she looks only 12!

WrestleMania is in 40 days? Last time I check – it was 34 days according to Mike Cole! Charlotte do your arithmetic!

The combined force of Bayley and Sasha Banks is not enough to take down Nia Jax! Why didn’t she enter the rumbles? Randy Orton may not have won right now!

GRANT BODY-P!

Yo – throw Nia Jax in the match at the Fast Lane joint – Triple Threat that muthaf***a! She just pinned Bayley again! You sure you walking into big BIG WrestleMania with that title Bayley????

Braun Strowman wants a contract signing so that Double R doesn’t take foot and run up the stairs!

First Kofi Kingston, now Enzo Amore – why are they wearing these vests that is too short for them showing their belly button and sh!t? They claim to be Hip Hop but they are embarrassing me yo!

Blodclart – WWE Network is 3 years old? Never even noticed… where the party at? That makes WWE Network a Pisces… I notice in my track record that me and Pisces women get along really well…

It’s a real shame that despite the aggression Titus O Neill is showing against Sheamus he is only gonna end up on his back looking at the lights after one brogue kick…

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Ok let me see the condition of Mr Rollins… the man is walking down the ramp with crutches… I’m just waiting for him to throw the thing away and say TRIPLE H! I’M COMING FOR YOU N!&&@!

I’m not falling for it Seth!!!! Mark Henry set the bar for sob stories! Why the f**k is the crowd chanting CM P**k? I swear HANG YOURSELF!

It doesn’t look like the doctors will clear him for WrestleMania? and that evil dastardly Triple TEEF is smiling about it! I’m still waiting for the swerve!

Samoa Joe is at ringside too! Oh lawwwd! This is bad! Double R get out here! Send a tweet to Ambrose – do something!

Triple admitted to using Rollins and spitting him out! THAT DIRTY TRIPLE TEEF!!!!!!

Triple warns Rollins not to come to Big BIG WRESTLEMANIA!!! Rollins is like – F**k YOU!

Wait a minute – is Big Show tryna join the Wyatt family? What is it with these long @$$ beards? Are they the new sexy feature or something? Ladies holla at me on the twitter – @MZATheInfamous!

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She’s that chick who you would let man handle you in the bed but you play it off like it’s the other way around! SALUTE THIS WOMAN!!!! The question remains – who is going to induct her? Smart money says Edge but I’m sure she would want her peers to do the honors! (I still think it’s WWE’s sly way of slapping Chyna in the face though…)

Wait a minute – didn’t Sasha and Nia fight at the Royal Rumble joint? Now they gonna fight again at the Fast Lane joint? Bookers you are boring me with this no stipulation sh!t!

I like the dude Cesaro but you wrestling fools have put this guy on this pedestal like he’s the baddest! I don’t get that vibe I’m sorry – Samoa – KILL HIM!

Just like that, Samoa Joe brukk up Cesaro’s blodclart – especially after Cesaro tweeked his knee falling off the apron. It makes me wonder who his WrestleMania opponent is gonna be…

Could it be Sami Zayn? They are already fighting at the Fast Lane joint! Oh man this is ruckus by the both of em! This can’t be a basic wrestling match come WrestleMania surely?

Irresisable Force vs Immovable Object my black @$$! Double R got buss arse every week! Roman Reigns Needs a Superman KICK if he has any chance of brukkin up Braun Strowman!

Everybody talking to Mick Foley like sh!t! I think STC’s Wardle is right – All this disrespectful talk and Foley referring himself as a ‘legend’ is pointing towards the Don Of Dons…maybe it IS Braun Strowman Vs Undertaker at WrestleMania!

Er guys… I thought you were gonna sign this contract???? Double R is like – F**k that – Spear Strowman through the barricade – BLAOW! And the crowd actually chanting for Roman! Or is it Strowman????

Double R goes for the spear – Strowman sidesteps and drives Reigns into the turnbuckle – f**k!n up the ring ropes! Double R gotta be f**ked up now! Maybe not – Double R signed the contract! Of course he is!

Like I said – he needs a superman KICK! a superman steel chair! a superman tank!

Me garne ah mi bed – much better than last week… but sh!t it wasn’t easy getting through the sh!t…

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