Monday Night Raw #1243, March 20, 2017!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

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I have handed in my Smack Talk Centre card. Only temporarily. I had to walk away from the stupidness. You guys can’t keep Paige out your mouth like Paige can’t keep d!cks out of her mouth. I look on Roy Lucier’s International Wrestling Fanbase group and I see they have kept it moving. STC still on about that ugly dutty gyal who look like she died the last week. So I had to do the right thing, and WALK AWAY.

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In other news: I am also disappointed in Xavier Woods. Suddenly his achievement of hitting 1 MILLION Subscribers on Up Up Down Down is over shadowed by the atrocity that is that devil you call Paige. Even Stephanie was on the show playing Streets Of Rage 2… but guys come on – Stephanie was straight FLIRTING with Xavier… now if something did happen with him and her – THAT would be worth talking about!

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RAW 1243! I am the Infamous Informer. The Day Walker. GRANT BODY-P! And I am representing MY muthaf***!N SELF. And the BDSIR NETWORK!

I got Double Choc digestive and an Uncle Nurishment on Deck. RAW GIVE ME SOME JOKE!!!!

Well… Mick Foley is still here… Brooklyn crowd chanting for him strong but don’t like the idea of him being humbled…

OH NO! Mick Foley is quitting the game and Triple TEEF is locking off his mic! Stephanie gonna come out now like – GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING!

Stephanie looking f**kable as usual! Cue the mean slap!!!!

Now why would Sami Zayn come out now? This makes no sense?

Sami is gonna make a stand! Er… this is not very smart – you know Steph is gonna set Samoa Joe on your @$$ – then that’s a… wait – CM P**K chants! Nope – no diss this time in Stephanie!

Anyway as I was saying… WrestleMania match about to be made…

Oh that’s ok… the match is now – not WrestleMania!

Zayn is on some mad overselling from Joe!!!! LOVE IT!!!!

From this point Virgin Media cut off my services, so I can only go by what YouTube shows me.

God dayuuum – Samoa’s eyes were rolling in the back of his head when he applied the super move on Zayn! He had to tap for his own good word up!

Uh-Oh! The Docs say that Rollins is out the game! It will take months before he’s in full effect! Well the Grant says, why didn’t this happen for Danny Bryan? Why didn’t we hear from the docs via satellite? Yeah I know – #WrestlingIsStoryline – I’m smarter than you jabroni!

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Word on the street is a new GM will replace Mick Foley and that person could be Kurk Angle. I would love to see that 100-1000! You know why? Because he would have to work with Stephanie… and we know what happened there don’t we people!

There’s Mick hugging everybody… then there’s that dastardly TRIPLE TEEF by the exit door!!! OH NO!!!! What’s he gonna do??!!!!

Triple just smiled at him and said – HAVE A NICE DAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I wasn’t expecting that! I expected Triple to brukk him up and kick him out the door!

DAYUUUM DANA BROOKE IS ALL FIST & FIRE AGAINST CHARLOTTE! SHE’S GOIN IN! Ha – better her than ME!grant-body-p

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So much for that – Charlotte kicked her down with those sexy long legs and strong thighs of hers and Dana was seeing lights after that!

WTF is Kendrick doing with Akira Tosawa’s passport? This is bad! Saying that – Tosawa has a bit of WWE wages now – he can buy a replacement one quick time and he should get by say…. WrestleMania???!!!

OH SNAP! Now when Jericho said he was gonna put Kevin Owens on blast, I never thought he would go back to his teenage years! KO wanting to be Jericho and all sorts! Is that a Sunny poster on his door?! Now we know how KO gets his wank on!

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He’s a fan of Jericho! MARKING OUT MAAAAN!!!! FANTASTIC! That’s the line of the week!

Good lord! I thought KO was the Twitter King! Private messages put on blast! How can I look at KO the same way?

OH – TEEEEEEEF!!! Kevin Owens! Samoa Joe! The new 2 man power trip!!!! Assaulting Jericho! You think Zayn will come out this time?

Nope – Joe nah touch him – Jericho tried to fight back – but KO with the Pop Up Powerbomb – BLAOW!!!!!

OH MY GOD HE RIPPED UP HE LIST!!!! SACRLIEDGE!!!! Oh man!!! This has become real personal now! If this was Game of Thrones, that would cost him his head!!!

Aaah sheeeeet they taking it back to 1997 with this Goldberg Brock Lesnar business! WWE are good with this hype sh!t but can they fool the fans a third time with these minute matches????

Well look at that! THE NEW DAY! ON THE TELLY! You muthaf***az reading the dirt sheets talking about they wouldn’t be on TV because of all the Paige sh!t… and there he is! Mr Up Up Down Down himself… maybe him getting 1 Million subscribers saved his clart after all…

I like the fact that they are all dressed properly as well… maybe Steph and Vince are in a good mood? We saw Triple earlier – he’s definitely in a good mood!

Why are the crowd chanting for that b!tch? No I don’t mean Paige – I mean CM P**k? Yo Triple – use the hammer and knock em upside the head! IDIOTS! MILLENIALS!!!

Seth Rollins! TRIPLE TEEF! Non sanctioned jump off at WrestleMania! That means Triple can use the hammer! And Seth can’t take it to Judge Judy if he gets f**ked up!

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The little girl who loves to hug Vs the bottom and the breasts??? Didn’t we have this match last week?

Just realised – it’s no DQ – you think Bayley knows how to swing a steel chair? That’s her best chance of winning and even then…

Oh crap – Nia heard me – she’s the one with the steel chair!!! Uh-Oh…

Bayley you silly girl! Now Nia is going to WrestleMania! Which is GOOOOOOOOOOOD! There’s my champion right there! Sasha I love you, Charlotte I wanna get in your thighs, but Nia… THERE IS MY CHAMPION RIGHT THERE!!!!

Just when it looked like Double R was gonna send the fans home bex because he was about to defeat the monster among men…. the Don of Dons appears!!!

Capacity crowd in Brooklyn chanting for the Undertaker!

Strowman tried to teef! CHOKESLAM!!!! BLAOW!!!!! Undertaker dun warned him!

But Double R caught the Undertaker with a spear!!!! Oooooooh the IWC doesn’t like that! Neither do I! It’s forbidden!!!

But the Undertaker sat right up! And slit his throat to Double R! OHH ROMAN YOU HAVE DUN IT NOW!

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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