SmackDown Live: #956, December 19, 2017!

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Steph Women's Royal Rumble

This is what I’m talking about!!! In fact most of us called this! But just like that, I am hype for the Royal Rumble! If you are still that fan who wants bra and panties matches… TOTAL DIVAS is THAT WAY!! Or better still – Babestation is on 364 days a year! (Not sure if they are on Christmas day…only STC’s Edd Mulhall knows the answer to that…

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Smackdown LIVE #956! You know Stephanie won’t go to the A Show… her ego is bigger than her t!tt!£$!

Smackdown A show

Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn are still employed thanks to Danny Bryan! They will continue to run joke!

Enough of that sh!t – Danny Bryan talking about the women’s royal rumble! Oh man imagine the surprises! Trish Stratus has already hinted at returning to the ring for that night!

Uh-Oh! Shane McMahon is here! He’s still hi-fiving the crowd!

Truthfully I don’t want these two to clash! It’s a heartbreak!

Now back to the matter at hand! Shane says his emotions got the better of him in the match at Clash of Champions!

Crowd chanting ‘Thank You Daniel’! Because it would have been a shame to lose such talent as Owens & Zayn, even though they are TEEF!

Shane warns Danny not to f**k with Owens & Zayn too much! He could be rig- WHOA! Danny tells Shane to fire him? He doesn’t want Shane to turn into Mr McMahon!

This is some serious slow building here with the storylines! Yo Danny – I have seen Shane at his worst back in 1999… holy smokes – he was a bastard! I’ll never forget that sh!t!

The Bella Twins got over 1 MILLION subscribers! Ok wrestling fans – OWN UP! You act like you hate them but come on now! You can’t tell me that if they both wanted to suck your little tools you would say no!

GRANT BODY-P!

Uh-Oh!!!! Do The Usos have American Alpha 2.0 on lock???? They are now #1 contenders for the tag titles! But f**k all that – My sexy mistress is coming out! You know she got something to say about the Royal Rumble match!

“Well that package was pretty amazing…” Well The Grant Says – Charlotte – you haven’t seen MY PACKAGE!!!

OH MY GOD!!! SOMETHING’S HAPPENING! YO YO YO!!!

Charlotte just confirmed – winner of the women’s Royal Rumble goes to big BIG WrestleMania! And now my wife is here! This is my desired champion right here! But wait – I don’t want my wife and mistress to tear each other apart!

Naomi just called the Riot Squad CHICKENHEADS!!! And got the crowd chanting! THAT’S MY WIFE RIGHT THERE!! THAT’S NOT PG!

chickenhead

1. a female who likes cock 
2. a female who likes giving head, bobbing up and down like a chicken

Just like the commentators said – Naomi is going HAM on these chickenheads!

You know what – maximum respect goes out to Aiden English – he could have got lost in the shuffle and ultimately future endeavoured – but his opera gimmick has got over with the fans. That could have failed very easily!

WHOA!!! Danny Bryan just said he didn’t save the clart of Owens & Zayn! He did it for the greater good! He even said he would fire them himself if they don’t stop their sh!t!

So RAW is going live on Christmas Day for real! NO WAY!!! In Chicago too? You know the fans – all they want for Christmas is CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! But nope – they get GRANT WWDJC2JOHN CENA! The Grant says – there will be NO INFAMOUS INFORMER BLOG NEXT WEEK! I’ll be tucking into that big piece of turkey! And some Mince Pies!

GRANT BODY-P!

“All Mariah Carey wants for Rusev Day is an Aiden English album…!” HAHAHAHAHA Corey Graves got lyrics!

Only The New Day and Rusev Day could take a goofy match and make it entertaining! Remember – if you take wrestling seriously – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!

“The New Day ruined Rusev Day! The children will never forgive you!” When did Corey Graves become so funny? Jerry Lawler must have been teaching him!

That is a dream team for real! Strong Style, Snake Style, and AJ STYLES!!!

On the other team… THE ULTIMATE TEEF!!! Owens & Zayn, and Jinder Mahal… JINDER MAHAL!

Of course – the team with STYLE! But Zayn eating the pin is not gonna bode well with Jinder Mahal haters!

F**k the haters anyway – TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY! I mean, a women’s Royal Rumble though! I best get to work on that STC Gathering video…

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