Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
This goes out to a one Nicole Bella… you might wanna think about trading your wedding dress for a black dress just like Hilary Banks did on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air… you won’t be marrying Jonathan Cena… you best start looking for eligible wrestling fans who are dying to stick their little matchstick into you…
REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A POTATO! DON’T BE A TRAGEDY like…STC’s Mike Moeller… yes it’s his opinion, but he said this is the worst build up ever. The Perfect Plex crew described this as the Eminem Stan story…
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RAW 1297! CAN I ROCK IT? (YES YOU CAN!!!)
I got the jaffa cakes, the Rockstar – The Energy Drink, the pudding… yo! This is big BIG WRESTLEMANIA!!!
Shout out to the dude in the audience with the ZZ Top beard – you got a Wu-Tang shirt on! MAXIMUM RESPECT!
Funny how Triple Teef & Steph know the ‘rules’… they break the rules all the time! Triple is ULTIMATE TEEF!
Aaaah sheeeeeet Steph is hitting secret power points of Ronda! ‘The world knows how you handle losses!’ Ronda counters! ‘are you left-handed or right-handed Steph?’ (Right of course) – ‘well I just wanna make sure you can still sign my cheques after I break your arm!’
But the face off killed me!!! Somehow that evil Triple Teef used the microphone and lick Kurt Angle in the back of his head! The distraction enabled Stephanie to grab Rousey and suplex her through the table!!!! OH MY DAYS! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!
Yo – don’t be surprised if I don’t talk about the actual wrestling matches this week!!!
Go on Sonya Deville! Go on girl! Kick that Bayley’s behind!!!
You think Mike Cole, The Coach and Corey Graves will call Bayley – ‘Mrs Aaron Solow?!’
If you’re wondering ‘what in blazes was that all about…’ let me see if the tweet is still there…
I’m surprised he’s got a verified account… I DON’T KNOW THAT FOOL!
Oh dear! Sasha helped Bayley while she was getting buss arse but Bayley & Sasha cannot sort out their sh!t!
265-0!!!! GOOD LORD!!! Yo Charlotte – don’t get using any bullsh!t @$$ Taser on Asuka’s breasts to break the streak!
I guess I should congratulate Miz & Maryse on the birth of their daughter! But I can’t be bothered….
The Miz claims you are gonna see three of the absolute best wrestlers in that Intercontinental contest! That includes himself! Monroe sky (the baby) has changed him and made him a better man! That holds true but does it make him a better wrestler???? Like Busta Rhymes I’m saying HMMMMMMMM!
You know what – Mike Cole is being a b!tch here! The Miz is a FATHER now! He has responsibilities! He’s tryna act like Miz should be in the ring at tip-top condition! I’m not a Miz fan but Miz – CLAP MIKE COLE IN HIS HEAD PLEASE!!!
WOW! I have never heard The Miz so genuinely positive about a match! And the Miz didn’t even teef! That match between Balor & Rollins was don!
Oh man this is it people! We are gonna see what creative are made of! Will the don of dons answer Cena’s challenge??? I just wanna know how…
Bwoy it looks like Cena has finally given up on the don!!! The fans haven’t – they are still chanting his name! I’m just nervous of the whole thing!
Atlanta is not making enough noise to summon the Undertaker! Come on Atlanta! Chant his name like Chicago chants CM PUNK! Chant his name like you did the day after WrestleMania when his name was chanted for 10 minutes straight!
“You may have left your hat in the ring… but you left your balls at home…”
Wow! Still NO UNDERTAKER! Ok NOW I am dumbfounded! Maybe we just gotta stay tuned to the end!
Come on Nia?!?!!!! Why did you confide in a bad minded person like Alexa Blitch? The gyal has NO MANNERS! Acting like her sh!t don’t stink!
Wait a second – Alexa & Mickie face Dana Brooke and Asuka??!!! This should be good!
I’m supposed to be watching Asuka fine @$$ but I just discovered that RePPiN4U HIP HOP SHOW is featured in a new article! HOLY SMOKES!
Mickie got caught with the Asuka lock! Asuka now – 266-0! You know what that also means too? That Asuka & Miz will WIN the mixed match challenge because that will be 267-0!
There is no way Brock and Paul are simply gonna stand in the ring and just… chat…
WWE superstars have barricaded the ramp like Double R is gonna pass through them… He’s only gonna either come down the stairs, or come through the crowd!
Paul Heyman dared to talk about breaking the Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak! You would have thought the gong would have sounded right there!
Double R really did come through the entrance! Oh no! He called Brock a Part Time Bastard!
OH SNAP! THEY LET HIM THROUGH!!!! Double R come for Brock! And 5 five superman punches was not enough to keep Brock down – F5 – BLAOW!!!!
Here’s me thinking that the gong would have sounded even in a segment that may or may not have made sense… but it’s like yo, I was so convinced that Undertaker had retired from last year, I made myself believe that but then this storyline with Cena had me second guessing… but the gong has not sounded at all! There’s no match up graphic, nothing! Am I really saved from the chair which STC’s Ian Cooper was hoping for???