Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
Since y’all muthaf***az are not watching the World Wrestling Federation Live because of E3, I’m not watching it live either! I’m not watching E3 either… I GOTTA BETTER THINGS TO DO! Every year the same muthaf***a pops up in my FB inbox like ‘you watching E3’? THE GRANT SAYS – F**K E3! I’M NOT THAT GUY! That gaming aspect of me, getting excited over video games… it died a lonnnnnnnnng time ago!
REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A POTATO! DON’T BE A TRAGEDY like…CM PRINCESS PEACH B!TCH! Yes he won the lawsuit… but that don’t mean sh!t! He got buss arse in the octagon AGAIN. Dana White is locking him off, and Corey Graves ran down his clart! F**K CM PRINCESS PEACH B!TCH! You may have respect for him, BUT I DON’T!
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RAW 1307! COREY GRAVES IS MY NEW HERO!
YEAH CALM THE F**K DOWN INTERNERDS!!! I’m gonna use that!!!!
I’m guessing this is how RAW & Smackdowns gonna start, with ladders in the ring and muthaf***az arguing about who is winning this sh!t…
BUMBACLAAAAAT LOOK AT BARON CORBIN HEADTOP! Did I miss a hair vs hair match or something?
Kevin Owens giving me joke! Saying Braun is too damn big!!!!
Even Alexa Blitch is giving me joke! That was a great line I admit!
“Y’all sounding like the Real Housewives of WWE!”
Did you see Braun’s face when Alexa says he’s gonna win? He was like ‘yeah you’re gonna get this d!ck’!
OMG look at Breezango… getting more and more cumse-cumsa! What the f**k is all this frilly sh!t going on? I’m no fan of Ziggler & Wackintye, but I hope they buss up their clart!
Nice to see Roman Reigns smiling! Probably because he knows the WWE are editing out the boos for YouTube!
The Grant Says The B Team might be doing their thing… but I hope they get deleted!!! If Hardy & Wyatt can send for the lake of reincarnation and throw those B Team muthaf**az in there… then they can be one big happy family! Especially for Bo Dallas & Wyatt!
So the Riott Squad are going to start taking black lipstick and branding their opponents after they beat them down? Very NWO-ish don’t you think?!!!
You know what – let’s throw a pic of this woman… FOR NO REASON!
HOLY SMOKES THOSE BREASTS THOUGH!!!! Even the top she got on is saying – GOD DAYUUUUUUUUUUM!
WTF does Curt Hawkins have on? That’s some cumse-cumsa sh!t too! I’m glad No Way Jose boxed him down like that! 0-201 now muthaf***a! You lucky this ain’t UFC! You lose twice and that’s it – you’re GONE!
The question remains – who was that long black-haired girl in the No Way Jose parade?
Wait a minute – has Sami Zayn brought the Stone Cold Steve Austin Skullbuster to WWE? There’s even a bell at the end of the rope climb!
Sami Zayn’s Skullbuster was SAWFT! Lashley knocked it out in less than a minute! Zayn didn’t like that sh!t so what does he do? Assault Lashley!
Elias just told me RAW was in Little Rock Arkansaw! Not really a ‘wrestling crowd’ is it?
Look at that – it’s a custom – made guitar for when Elias wins the Intercontinental joint at Money In The Bank! Did my dude Askem paint that for you?
Oh no! Rollins just noticed the Custom made guitar! Crowd be like – BURN IT DOWN! So why doesn’t Rollins do just that? Light a match and burn that muthaf***a? But I suppose stamping on it works just as well…
Ooooooh it looks like Ronda Rousey has improved on her mic skills! She has put in serious time down there at the performance center! SHE IS RONDA ROUSEY! AND SHE IS BORN READY!
She wasn’t ready for that headbutt from Nia though!
Ronda sending for the arm bar! Nia trying to block! Can Ronda get it? YES!!! NIA WAS TAPPING LIKE A BEEEEEATTTCH! HOLY SMOKES!
Bobby Roode, Kevin Owens and Finn Balor combing their force to take Braun Strowman out the game! I got a bad feeling about this!
Kevin Owens with a frog splash off the top of the ladder to Strowman through a table – BLAOW!
And even with those super moves, Braun STILL got up!!!!
Hit Owens with the Running Powerslam on the ladder – BLAOW! One, Two and…. THREE!
This one didn’t end in me deddin on the floor, But I know who will be deddin – VIRGIN MEDIA if I don’t pay those bills!