Monday Night Raw #1311, July 9, 2018!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

THIS FOOL!

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Imagine! This fool woke up out of his bed to air out this sh!t.. in case you haven’t heard, Brock Lesnar suddenly appeared at UFC and caused a bit of ruckus with Daniel Cormier. I respect Brock’s gangsta, if I wanted to make history and become WWE & UFC Champion at the same time… WHY NOT? I don’t know when this fight will happen, and wrestling fans – NEITHER DO YOU, so stop with the fake UFC posters… Vince McMahon is NO FOOL – IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MONAAAAY!

GRANT BODY-P!

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RAW 1311! You don’t mind if I throw up a picture of Lacey Evans for no reason do you? This woman is sexy as f**k… in the most classy way! Cannot wait to see her on main roster in the future!

Straight off the jump! Loving this! Lashley stepped up to Double R like – go to your yard and call me out. But I ain’t coming to talk sh!t! THIS IS GOOD!!!! Did you see the smile on Double R’s face? He’s like – THAT’S WHAT’S UP!

And that’s exactly what Double R did!!!

“Hold on a second!!!” No Kurt!!! Let em go at it!

Double R & Lashley is like – NAH – F**K THAT!!!

WOOOOOOOOIIIIIII!

It’s another one of those ‘I’m gonna kill you!/You’re gonna have to!’ segments!

You mean to tell me the combined might of The Authors Of Pain are not enough to hold Double R & Lashley back? Are you serious right now? They are built like 2 double-decker buses and sh!t!

WOOOOOOOOIIIII! Roman Reigns ran the ropes one side, come back the other side, and leapt over like 30 superstars including Lashley! That’s the Undertaker move right there! And you idiots say Undertaker cannot pass the torch to him at MSG? You are more stupid than I thought!

GRANT BODY-P!

Dayuuuum Mickie is that your attire? OWWWWWWWWWW! WWE2K19 sort it out!!!

Too bad she got buss arse big time though!

That dutty gyal Alexa Blitch beating Nia with the Kendo stick! Nia look like she was in pain but next minute she caught the stick like ‘yeah I gave you power… I made you buck wild… HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!’

Where’s No Way Jose’s massive and crew? They should be there ready to rush Mojo Rawley and beat out his blodclart!

Jose lose again… deary me… you mean the WWE brought this dude up from NXT to be a JOBBER?

Now you got my attention! I shall put my name down and so I can play as Ronda Rousey! I knew Rey Mysterio wasn’t enough! But I gotta put my name down for Soul Calibur VI though… I best get me a J.O.B.! Either that or win the lottery…

I think WWE heard you guys running them down about the small promos the superstars do with big words appearing on screen..looks like they stopped that sh!t – instead I have to see Alexa’s ugly face talk sh1t about Nia…

Yeah I said it! Decent body, ugly facial features, plastered in foundation. Yeah you think you’re in heaven having sex with Alexa but when you wake up in the morning to see what Alexa REALLY looks like you be like – JEEEESAAAAAAAS CHRISSSSSST!

GRANT BODY-P!

So is this Hardy/Wyatt/BTeam beef not leading to an ultimate deletion? I think the boat might be missed here… I’m no longer interested…the PPV is Extreme Rules and an Ultimate Deletion fits that mold… SMH!

AH LIE!!! Is Seth Rollins tryna say that Drew Wackintyre likes to have sex with sheep??? Extreme Rules 2018And there are photographs of that sh1t? I DON’T WANNA SEE THAT! NARSTY MUTHAF***A!

Oh no! Bobby Lashley doesn’t like or respect Double R! Right up the haters alley right? I call this the forbidden match… yet so excited to see it!

Has Trish Stratus been teaching Liv Morgan the matrix move? Very impressive when fighting Ember Moon of all people!

Mike Cole: “Why do you have a blue tongue?”

Liv Morgan: “Because I like the colour blue dummy…”

THE GRANT SAYS… Maybe she likes oral sexual activities with the smurfs????

OH MY GAWWWWWD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Kevin Owens seems to be in one piece after cleaning toilets last week!!!

Kevin is scared for his life because of Braun and Kurt Angle is deddin!!!

Maybe he isn’t in one piece! He got a doctor’s note! At least he’s following company policy!

OH NO! I don’t think the doctor’s note covers him for Sunday! He has to fight Braun in a steel cage! And there’s no Sami Zayn to help him!

Best get an ambulance on the ready!

So wait a minute.. if Seth could beat Wackintyre, then Wackintyre would be banned from ringside during the Ironman match… It didn’t work out too well… but Seth… don’t you have  a friend who can back you at ringside too??? You know, that dude who gets in Renee Young’s panties on a regular???????

GRANT BODY-P!

Now if you excuse me, France Vs Belgium is on (at time of this blog…) If I was INN-GLUNN… I would want France to win… because they failed to beat Belgium! And Belgium are my picks to win the whole sh!t!

YEAH I SAID IT!

Oh yeah… that pic of that Lacey chick…with her Grand National looking @$$..

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