Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
The other day Facebook pulled up this memory…
Sometimes Mark Zuckerberg can do something right! Aaah man these are memories right here! This is how the Smack Talk Centre gets down! See we are not your average Facebook wrestling group nah! When the big four PPVs come together, so do we, and we don’t complain on the internet the next day either! We know this wrestling sh1t is jokes, and we get the pum-pum on a regular!
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RAW 1315! We gonna see Ronda Rousey fight! In her little kilt and her little sports bra…ooooh GOD-DAYUUUUUUUUM!
I just wanna get this over and done with because Street Fighter V just got updated and I wanna get my Sagat on and Tiger Uppercut muthaf***az!
(By the way – STC’s Nigel Summers – stop the blodclart complaining – Street Fighter V is a constantly updated game for these things to happen! It’s not like you gotta go out and buy a new game every time for £65… SHUDDUP!)
GRANT BODY-P! I hate millennials!
Elias new documentary came out! Have you watched it yet? NO? Neither have I don’t worry about it!
Walk With Elias out on iTunes… DON’T BUY THAT SH!T! Buy this instead…
This is quality music. You think Bobby Lashley is into Kool G Rap?
Now we are ‘forced’ to watch the documentary live… this is like soundcloud muthaf***az running up my Facebook inbox telling me to check out their sh!t then I find its mumble rap!
Lashley checked out the documentary! WOW! He did the work for me!
Hold up – I’m interested in the documentary that Lashley wants to direct! (No it doesn’t involve Ronda Rousey good try guys) Lashley just told them to film Elias getting BUSS ARSE!
I don’t usually pay attention to minor details such as this but it’s worth noting that last week, Apollo defeated Azam, but this week, Rezar defeated Titus O’Neill. Hmmm… ok that’s enough pondering.
OH SNAP!!!! NOW THAT’S GOOD! Right – B-Team & Revival were in a tag match, both legal members were looking for the tag – next minute the Wyatt Arts popped off and then you saw Matt Hardy on one end and Wyatt himself on the other end reaching their hand out for the tag!!!! NOW THAT IS ORIGINAL MIND GAMES! NEVER DONE BEFORE! Maximum props for creativity!
So glad Bobby Roode defeated Mojo Rawley… had he lost that match I’m not sure I could look him in the eye again! How embarrassing if a man came out all GLORIOUS acting like he’s GOD and then lost to some overhyped idiot!
Kurt Angle giving maaaaad props to Ronda Rousey! But not Brock Lesnar!!! I’m still not down with this ‘work on your day off malarky’ but hey – ride out the storyline the internerds be on!
Oh dear I think Baron Corbin dropped himself in it here! Running his mouth talking sh1t to Kurt saying ‘you’re just the general manager, all you do is make matches…’
That made Kurt think right there!!! Kurt DOES make the matches! Double R Vs Baron Corbin! LET’S DO THIS!
But before that, let’s watch Sasha & Bayley fight the uglt Riott squad again! (Well they’re not that ugly really – but compared to Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville… I don’t care if Deville rides for the Lesbians – SHE WOULD GET IT!)
Oh no! Ruby Riott is back in effect! She has come to teef! Who would have thought a talented wrestler uglier than Paige would emerge in Ruby Riott????
Can you believe Kevin Owens is STILL f**k!n with Braun Strowman even after Strowman f**ked him up so many times? I think I’d rather climb mountain than f**k with Strowman word up!
Jinder Mahal and his bredrin wants to f**k with him too! These guys actually want to see the box! You know the one where they lie in and the maggots feed on em while they rot into a skeleton?
If this Seth Rollins Vs Ziggler/Wackinytre feud doesn’t escalate then I’m not writing about this sh!t… don’t get me wrong – they will always put on great matches… but to go from Ironman to a match scheduled for one fall? F**K THAT!
Hahaha Double R was bussin up Corbin’s clart, Corbin was like – f**k this – and tried to walk away, only to be met by Finn Balor! Do you know who Balor is Corbin? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES???!!!!
So The Kevin Owens Show segment happened BEFORE all that popped off! I thought as much, Jinder Mahal looked fresh…
OH NO! Braun is underneath the Kevin Owens Show stage?! He’s gonna tip it over! What makes rain hail snow and earthquakes???? BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Aaaah yes! This is what I’ve been waiting for! Ronda Rousey Vs Alicia Fox! with Alexa Blitch being TEEF on the outside!
Aaaah sheeeeeet – Alicia hasn’t read the news! When Ronda gets bex – THAT’S IT!
Alicia is getting twiss up in that ring star!!! Happy 10 year anniversary Alicia!
Rousey is like – ‘This is what’s gonna happen to your b!tch @$$ when mi finally ketch yuh!”
Alicia – tap out NOW before she applies that hold – OH TOO LATE!
Alexa looks worried! And so she should be!!! LIL’ BEEEEAAATCH!!!
Hold up – Alexa tried a cheap shot and it went wrong! DYAM ARSE!
Ok now we get serious… Paul Heyman breaks his silence about Brock Lesnar… the thumbnail shows a distraught looking Heyman… LET’S GO IN…
First of all – Renee Young…GUUUUUUURRRRRLLLL!!!
The man is in tears! OH NO! What did Brock doooooooo? Rape his wife in front of him? Slap up his kids?
Heyman looks like the rehab centre is calling him! Dayuuuuum!
But he still believes that Roman Reigns has no chance against Brock! The man survived 5 F5’s… and got his head buss open…aaah man!
But Double R has something to say about all this!
Holy smokes – Roman Reigns said – FAMILY BUSINESS… he’s talking about the Samoan legacy through the ages of the World Wrestling Federation… ok this is next level…