Monday Night Raw #1317, August 20, 2018!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

I should talk about how GREAT Summerslam was, but then Luke Gallows, much like Charlotte Flair fine @$$… just had to steal the spotlight… He’s dating Nia Jax y’all! I don’t know who his former wife was… but this dude upgraded BIG TIME! He is representing for the lads! Who needs Smackdown Tag Team Titles when you’re putting it in Nia Jax? For those who don’t know who his former wife was… she looks a little something like this…

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Amber O’Neal (Luke Gallows alleged ‘former’ wife)

Dayuuuuuum she would GET IT still… she looks like one of those ‘dirty chicks’… but nothing is mentioned of any divorce… I’m saying HMMMMMMMM!

GRANT BODY-P!

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RAW 1317! I told you fans you couldn’t stop Roman Reigns forever… you’re more stupid than I thought if you think you had that sort of power!

RR and R

Look at em… the Happy Couple… Double R & Double R!

Right, I have been informed that I could be a five time, five time, five time, five time, FIVE TIME! UNCLE… so I must be prepared to drop everything at a moment’s notice! LET’S DO THIS WRESTLING SH!T!

Amazing agility by Apollo Crews! But this is the Authors of Pain we are dealing with here!

What sort of stupid question is that? Double R (Reigns) ain’t afraid of Braun Strowman? He was in a war with Brock Lesnar! He defeated the UNNNNNNDERTAKER! Braun Strowman FEARS Undertaker okay? Don’t let me bring up evidence!

Finn Balor never lost the belt! It’s only right! He should be up first!

“Roman Reigns, beat Brock Lesnar for the Universal title – no one’s complaining, there’s no excuses…”

I’m afraid you’re mistaken Paul Heyman! The internerds are STILL making noise about that… the d!ckheads… down to the 434 FB wrestling page – who screenshotted  Brock’s shoulders off the canvas when pinned – f**k!n retarded CM Princess Peach B!tch no pu$$y getting muthaf***az – MOVE THE F**K ON AND SHUT THE F**K UP!

SEAN PRICE - STFU

Shall I wear this T-Shirt to the next STC gathering? HMMMMMM!

WHOA! Brock Lesnar IS entitled to a rematch… but it’s gonna be a lonnnnnng time from now! NICE! Keep the door open! Very good!

Oh no! Kurt Angle used Hip Hop terminology to say NO to Paul! You know that tune by LL Cool J???? YES he used that! Forgetaboutit!

Gotta give Braun props! He’s straight up and down with his competitors! Be prepared for his arrival when he cashes his cheque!

Was it Curt Hawkins who broke Elias guitar? maybe! But he’s 0-218! Who is gonna be the 1 in 218???? Imagine if it was Elias… oh shame… I would instantly future endeavor him!

Thank goodness for that – 0 & 219! Maybe he should fight James Ellsworth – OH WAIT – HE’S GONE!!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

I can’t believe this B-Team is over with the fans… the B in B-team stands for BACKFOOT!

That’s why Scott Dawson beat Bo Dallas b!tch @$$… F**KOUTTAHERE!

Come on Dash Wilder! Lead by example! YES!!!! 2 for 2! That’s what’s up!

Haha that amused me… Sasha took out Ruby Riot, Bayley took out Liv Morgan, and Sarah logan stood around looking dopey and sh!t waiting for Ember Moon to take her out too! She had a DIME BAR moment!

Why is Mike Cole talking about the ‘numbers game’ when it was 3 on 3? Fair and square? Does he not know arithmetic? He had a DIME BAR moment too!

Dean Ambrose back in the game! Where is this ‘heel turn’ you wrestling experts were talking about? YOU FOOLS!

GRANT BODY-P!

Yes Seth Rollins! Use your infinity gauntlet fighting technique! Drew Wackintyre tried to teef, and Ziggler ate the dirty deeds! BEEEEAAAATTCHHH!

I didn’t even realise it was Thanos he paid homage to! MAD RESPECT!

LAWWWWWWD My phone went off! I thought it was family but it was my alarm… see I set the alarm but my sister woke me up like she was gonna have the baby but that was a false alarm!

Oh dear! Half the fans still booing this man (Roman Reigns) Such fools! You don’t even know why you’re booing him! YOU F**K!N ZOMBIES!!!

How the f**k is Baron Corbin not trying to make this match happen between Roman Reigns & Finn Balor? HE NEVER LOST THE BELT! I swear down Baron Corbin is a straight up B!TCH!

What? It was in breach of contract that Demon Balor came out to fight at Summerslams? F**K OFF!

A wha de rarse? Stephanie taking credit for ‘molding’ Ronda Rousey?

Actually nah f**k that – what are THE BELLA TWINS doing there? They can’t be there???? Am i missing something?? I just noticed them! SECURITY!!!!!!

Hang on – the women wanna be like Stephanie McMahon??? I’m scratching my head here!

(believe me guys I’m not trying to go profane here!)

Ronda is telling Stephanie how it really goes down! I LIKE THIS! Ronda remaining humble!

Don’t expect me to feel sympathy for Alexa Bl!tch… her arm is f**ked! If I was Ronda I would break the other arm!

The question remains – where’s Nia Jax??? Is she getting it on with Luke Gallows????

Ronda only breaks arms to those who deserve it! Looking at Stephanie like – DON’T F**K WITH ME WOMAN!

Ronda Rousey gonna turn gangsta at any moment!

OH SH!T She got Stephanie! At all the women stood there and watched! They are gonna pay for this I will assure you!

UH-OH!!! Ok this is where I truly pay attention! Triple Teef has unfinished business with the don of dons! Undertaker is dun with you Triple GET OVER IT! You can’t defeat him!

Triple just said he will work until the day he dies to make WWE better! GOOD FOR HIM! But dude… you want to fight The UNNNNNDERTAKER!!! That’s not the way to go about it homie!

Apparently Vince said to Triple that he should step back in the ring with The Undertaker and Triple said HELL NO!!! Maybe Triple DOES value his life after all! would YOU step in the ring with The Undertaker???? EXACTLY that’s what I thought!

Well Triple had a change of heart again… the one thing that always disturbed me going waaaaaay back in say 2001-ish, was that Undertaker once said in an interview that he would like Triple H to be his last opponent before retiring… but in Melbourne Australia? Doesn’t seem quite right does it?

While Double R successfully retains his championship against Finn Balor… the monster among men saunters to the ring… I hope there is fight left in you Roman!!!

Strowman is cashing in his cheque! Here we go! He kicked down Double R!

HANG ON – THE SHIELD! HOLY SMOKES!!!! The Rottweilers mauling on Braun!

TRIPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE – BLAOW!!!!

Even though JoJo fine @$$ announced it, the bell DID NOT RING! It was NOT a failed cash in! Y’all gotta remember that!!!!

The question remains… did Luke Gallows become the one minute man? Suddenly He and Nia LOCK OFF!!!????!!! That pu$$y must be REALLY GOOD!

Luke Gallows epic fail

 

 

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