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Monday Night Raw #1166, September 28, 2015!!!

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ON THIS DAY IN 1998…

Ok back to reality folks!!!! Stop your noise, kleenex tissues away… we are in the reality era b!tch!! We have a Bi-Polar Kane, a little girl who to me…needs a slap in her mouth corner, and it’s a New Say, YES IT IS!

Charlotte, show this b!tch manners! Kane, show Rollins what time it is! and New Day – #SaveTheTables! RAW #1166! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZDrinking cappuccino at this ungodly hour… is that a smart move? It could be actually, I’m watching RAW Live… a Hell In A Cell match scheduled between Brock & Undertaker at the end of the month? They want to build this powerfully!

I wouldn’t mind watching that NXT Q&A thing afterwards on the buufta award-winning WWE Network either… so get the caffeine down ya son!

Er Seth… how was hell??? Did you get a tan down there??? Did you get bikini lines???

GRANT BODY – P!!

John Cena has resurrected the US Open Challenge!!! WHOA! JBL just noted that Cena is one win behind Ric Flair on the United States Championship reigns (Cena – 5, Flair – 6), and one win behind Ric Flair in the World Title (Cena – 15, Flair- 16)….

OH SH!T!!!! HAHAHA!! The NEW DAY gonna answer Cena’s challenge! Who’s reppin? Come on Xavier – get in there! Play that trombone!

COME ON XAVIER!!!! I wanna hear that!!!! NEW US CHAAAAMPS!

AAAAAH SH!!!!!!T! The referee sent Kingston & Big E to the back…. MUTHAF***A! Come on Xavier, use the steel chair! Lick him down with the trombone… SH!T!

USE THE POWER OF POSITIVITY WOODS! Oh man…. pray for him people!

Cena with the STF – Xavier couldn’t go out like that – The New Day came back and TEEEEEF! But the Dudly Boyz came out right after them! I guess it’s a 6-man jump off – Dudleyz and Cena Vs The New Day! LET’S GO!

NEW DAY ROCKSTHERE’S ONLY ONE MONTH LEFT WWE GAMERS!

HA! HA! HA! HA! The New Day like a merry-go round taking turns to kick down Cena’s Blodclart in the corner! Oh the haters gonna love that!

YES! Bubba side-stepped Big E, but Big E speared Cena on the outside!

Dudley Boyz looking to have this match won, the Whassup headbutt to Kofi’s reproductive system!

The 3D attempt was failed when Xavier holds on to Bubba’s foot! Kofi recovers and hits the Trouble in Paradise super move to D-Von’s head top – BLAOW! NEW…DAY WINS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Kane is KILLING IT! Somebody filed a complaint against my hero Kane… that’s not right! So he gotta be evaluated… look at him! Coffee in one hand, holding the hand of the human resources lady in the other, hear Kane – Have you seen that great show on E! Total divas? the Bellas… they’re great!

GRANT BODY – P!!! KANE YOU DUTTY BWOY!!! I’m sure you can plant one in Nikki just like you did Lita hahahah!

Mark Henry Vs Big Show – AGAIN? Oh f**k this – Mark gonna lose again, and it’s The Biiiiig Shoooow… I’m gonna take a leak – this guy SUCKS!

Let’s throw a pic of Lita as we know her NOW for no reason…

Bellas-Lita-TrishDamn I hate the Miz and his battyman outfits but his Miz TV show this week… I can’t f**k!ng stand Paige’s voice… I’m gonna get my sister to f**k her up…

Becky Lynch’s voice isn’t that much better… but at least she isn’t as annoying…

I’d like the record to show that Charlotte has held the title for 7 days… come on Charlotte – 294 days to go!!!!

After the Bellas and Becky & Charlotte stop squabbling, here comes this b!tch…Well they seem to have a common enemy – the Belladashians… but it’s like – if I was Becky & Charlotte – I’d clap down Paige before she does it to them…

Watch this – Becky or Charlotte will call for the tag and Paige will leave the ring and walk away like the stupid little b!tch that she is…

Well see what happened was, Bella kicked Charlotte into Paige, Paige thought – f**k it – I’m out this b!tch, Natalya confronts Paige, Paige is like – go on then – take over… but comes back and baits up Natalya… as far as the DivasWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P! match, I’m not sure how this may turn out – I just know Nikki faces Charlotte again, but somewhere down the road to hell Natalya & Paige will clash… and I hope the veteran beats out the spoilt b!tch’s BLODCLART!

KANE IS KILLING IT!!! Did you know he got Seth Rollins a gift? The ‘severed’ head from the statue that Sting destroyed? Kane is proper f**k!n with Rollins right now! I mean, Seth got Kane a trip to Hawaii right? So Kane is only giving back!!!

Wyatt Bwoy Vs The PTP… even Sky Sports thought f**k it – I CAN’T TAKE NO MORE OF THIS SH!T!!! How about some babestation lads??? Who’s on tonight? Paige Turnah? Lucy Zara? Kandi Kay? Or my personal favourite – Sophia Lares???

Oh no wait – Sky fixed up… on with the show!

Stardust Vs Neville – URRRRRRGHHHHH! Yes these two are exciting to watch but I’m bored… it’s not a fair thing to sya, it’s sounds contradictory… but these two fight already! And  WWE wonders why muthaf***az switch to Monday Night Football… fans claim they want wrestling but truthfully this repetitive wrestling sh!t bores me – GIVE ME SOME JOKE! Just like what Kane and Rollins is doing now!

Can I say thank you King Barrett for shutting down this match? NAH not really… because I’M A KING… not that muthaf***a…

This HR Chick – ‘Ashley’ she kinda cute still! I think Seth Rollins wants a close look at this… uh-oh…

AAAAH SH!T!!! Footage of the demon Kane!!!!

But Kane used a great chess move – Kane got footage of his own! Making Seth look bad!

According to the evaluation, ‘Ashley’ determined that Kane can do his job effectively! But Rollins having none of it! Rollins mash-up Kane with the chair!!! Brukk up his leg! The EMTs had to take him away on a stretcher! Send him away in an ambulance! BUT WAIT! the Ambulance STOP! You don’t call the ambulance to carry Kane’s @$$ out???!! AAAAAAH SH!!!T, see there’s Kane, the D.O.O. then there’s the demon – IT’S KAAAAAAAANE!!!! Suddenly Rollins got diarrhea! Strikes the demon with the chair – THE CHAIR HAD NO EFFECT! Kane grabs Rollins by the neck! CHOKESLAM!!! Now that’s that sh!t I like! I’m feeling this storyline – f**k what you think!

Rusev Vs Kevin Owens – who wins? Certainly not The Ryback! Rusev and Kevin Owens combine their force and beat on the Ryback before Ziggler comes out…

Look Stephanie – you ain’t gotta challenge the Infamous Informer – The Man In the Purple Suit – Grant Body – P to #KeepDancing for childhood cancer – THE GRANT SAYS – I challenge YOU Stephanie to dance WITH The Infamous Informer – Grant Body – P! Can you wine your body, wiggle your belly, wine and go up, wine and go down??? Can you do the Boom shak-a-lak Stephanie??? Can you make the wallpaper strip Stephanie???

GRANT BODY – P!

Ok I’ve mastered the BRRRROCCCK LESSSSNARR…but now I gotta master a new phrase – SUUUPLEXXXX CITTTY!

Well Big Slow feels confident doesn’t he going into Madison Square Gardens? How is Big Slow gonna ask Paul to imagine the future without Brock Lesnar when Brock is going to Hell In A Cell with the Don of DONS! The TRUE MASTER of the Hell In A Cell? Sounds biased? maybe, but Undertaker defeated Triple Teef in the Cell at WM28… I know my history – Taker & Triple were tied at 7 wins each in the cell, but then Undertaker defeated Triple WITH Shawn Michaels in that muthaf***a… put me on Mastermind…specailist subject – UNDERTAKER from 1990 to present!  I would win that muthaf***a!

MAIN EVENT – Roman Reigns Vs Bray Wyatt – er… I’ve seen this match already right??

OH SNAAAAP! Roman Reigns just called Wyatt a b!tch!!!! That’s the eater of worlds you’re talking to! He turned the moon red! He put water on Mars! SH!T!!!

Roman Reigns said he was gonna end this sh!t with Wyatt…he nevr said anything about ending it on a pinfall! That’s what you gotta do – you gotta F*K HIM UP! From the day Wyatt started messing with Roman’s daughter, that’s something you just DON’T DO!

But Bray Wyatt – charging Reigns through the barricade – BLAOW!!! Who’s that screaming – Nicola Box – stop that!!! But wait!!! Reigns somehow uses counter technique – spears Wyatt through the table – BLAOW!!! That’s what I’m talking about – straight RUCKUS!!! None of this wrestling wrist lock headlock takeover rubbish! I was just not in the mood for all that you FEEL ME?!

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1165, September 21, 2015!!!

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Sshhhhhh….. I’m not supposed to be online… even Virgin Media can’t stop me from laughing at you fools. Getting angry that Jericho was the mystery partner? WOW. Angry that Cena won the US Title and he might start his open challenge sh!t again?

Now I’m not laughing, because it looks like Sting really mashed up himself in his match against Seth Rollins. Is this retirement for the legend? Another dream match just a dream in Undertaker Vs Sting? RAW #1165! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI don’t ever recall The Wyatt Family ever starting this RAW sh!t…

…and Roman is like – ENOUGH OF THIS SH!T – I’m coming down the stairs and I’m still gonna f**k you up…send your Wyatt b!tches to the back, no referee, let’s END THIS SH!T!

For real??? The rest of the crew just had to teef? Dean Ambrose comes down the stairs! They need to combine their Shield Force and f**k up Strowman like back in the day! (Well not quite like back in the day because there’s no Rollins.) But where Y2J at? You think he’ll come out and help?

Nope – but they get a VIPER!!! Randall Orton… the Apex Predator!!! The Wyatts are lucky Randall didn’t kick them in their head!

AAAAAAAAH SH!T! So hold on! Did Brock Lesnar f**k up Kane that bad, that Kane now has a split personality? One some bi-polar next level sh!t? Check it – Seth Rollins opens the door looking for Triple & Steph, but who does he see? Corporate Kane in his suit and Sunday School Trousers! He’s all happy and sh!t! Like he has no idea what happened at the Night of Champions! He’s on some Professor Klump/Buddy Love sh!t!

OHHHHHHH!!! Lillian Garcia talking Spanish announcing the Lucha Dragons to the ring! It’s bad enough Lillian fine as f**k but if you are not aroused by the Spanish language spoken by a woman… KILL YOURSELF!

GRANT BODY – P!

So if you missed the Pre-Show on the WWE Network, tough t!tt!£$ – you gotta see the match on RAW. Love Neville and the Lucha-Lucha, I like the Ascension as they have unknown potential, Stardust – we know he got skills, but me see that match already. So it is with regret that nature calls and I gotta do a #2… excuse me…

151049-no-more-heroes-3966Aaaah that felt so much better… ah where was we? Oh yes, Mark Madden is good but MIKE DOGG is THE BEST!

For REAL!!! Bo Dallas still lives??? Did Brock kill him then Bo climbed himself out of the grave because he BO-LIEVES??? He’s gonna go back in there because he’s up against the Ryback…

Quote from Kevin Owens to Michael Cole – “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet…” Yo Kevin – tell these Internet Wrestling B!tches that! they might appreciate Pro Wrestling & Sports Entertainment  a bit better!

RIC FLAIR N!&&@! He and Charlotte are gonna show Nikki what a celebration looks like! Nikki surpassed the record last week, and no one came to her bashment hahahahahaahaha! Tell me Ric… did you put it in Paige & Becky?

GRANT BODY – P!

His proudest moment of his life happened when his daughter defeated (in his words) a great champion in Nikki Bella! GUNSHOT TO YOU WRESTLING B!TCHES! Who the f**k is Mark Madden???!!!

Oh HERE WE GO!!! PAIGE HAS TURNED EVIL!!!! F**K THAT B!TCH!!!! She cussed down the entire diva division…

I knew all along it was all about Paige from the beginning of this sh!t… Charlotte needs to slap that b!tch upside the head… Yeah Paige get on ‘our’ side talking the truth about the Bellas sleeping their way to the top… but I was never a Paige fan from the beginning. Always respected her fighting style, but the day she cussed down Naomi, I closed the book on Paige’s B!TCH @$$!

Props to Nikki, she also spoke truth. As soon as you champion, the real snakes emerge… like Paige herself.. Nikki had to deal with that sh!t for 301 days from her rivals and the IWC. Now Charlotte gonna get it… it’s the sad truth.

Maybe Paige offered Ric Flair some pu$$y and Ric turned it down and said ‘I like my meat medium well???

GRANT BODY – P!!

Aaah man I love Mark Henry & Sheamus…. Sheamus became a hero for life because he prevented Ziggler winning the rumble one year… shut down al the Ziggler fools… I have said for years that Ziggler ain’t sh!t… but then I remembered, I’m just the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Ladies Favourite – Grant Body – P!

Talking of that fool Ziggler, he teams up with the Dudley Boyz, goin up against The New Day & Rusev! OH NO!!!! I can feel it – they gonna make Rusev do something funny!

HA! HA! HA! Corporate Kane is giving me joke!!!! He’s a bit ‘too happy go lucky for my liking!’ Where’s the mask?! It’s GONE! He’s going out to find it!

You know who else is giving me joke? Natalya. If anyone is ‘frustrated’ it’s Natalya… she just put on her granny panty girdle and told Paige to watch where she walks… I don’t hit women – it’s WRONG. But rather Natalya verbally slap Paige up than me!

NOOOOO!!!! We must build a wall around DudleyVille! We must stop the table madness! We have a voice! Together we can save the tables!!! Let us begin! I hold the first brick…

Build a wallOh I get it…. I never clocked on that New Day used a Donald Trump quote and flipped it around…

OH SH!T!! Xavier playing Rusev’s theme with the trombone! While Ziggler is getting BUSS ARSE! It’s like, he’s showing Jimmy Hart how to do it!

Even Summer Rae’s getting in there!!! Look how she’s handling the trombone! DUTTY GYAL!!!

What???? Rusev just yelled at Ziggler – Lana’s is MINE! She will never be YOURS! Damn Rusev… Lana pu$$y must have been THAT GOOD!

GRANT BODY – P!

And just for no reason… let’s throw up a pic of Lana… just for STC’s Premiere Dutty Bwoy – Edd Mulhall!!

Lana BattySlap that @$$ up 2 time!

In fact I’ll leave Lana to you. Naomi is all mine! I love her more and more each day. Here’s a th20150921_220014ought… what if Natalya defeats my baby? #WrestlingIsStoryline so I wanna see how it plays out…

Nice cat-like suit Natalya! Compliments go a long way people. I’m not Ladies Favourite for nothing… ever wonder why they call me ‘Mr Grant’????

Oh dear… I thought Natalya was actually gonna win that… but I’m glad she didn’t! Damn Naomi – YOU ARE AMAZING!

FOR REAL??? The crowd are chanting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day style’? They got Big Show in preparation for his encounter with the beast BRRRROCK LESSSNARR! Cesaro doesn’t wanna get punched through school buses again!

OHHH CESARO! I mean, he got that power – suplexing The Big Show from the outside to inside the ring! And that didn’t save him from getting that inevitable – PPPPPPPP!

Big Show talking sh!t about Brock! I mean, yes, You buss up Brock’s blodclart back in Survivor Series 2002… this is 2015 muthaf***a – it’s a different Brock Lesnar you ah deal wid! back then He never had all that suplex city business and UFC fighting skill!

By the way – what was that about ‘Cena’s open challenge’ Cena haters? Don’t you retards have enough? I mean, you put so much focus and energy hating on a man, you don’t realise that’s what keeps him on his game! You haters just DON’T THINK… do you???

He’s fighting Seth Rollins for the US title… so, let me get this understand so i can understand this… what if Cena retains? Does that mean he’s ‘buried’ the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? YOU DUMB RARSE!

You lot argue that out… while I just wait for the Demon Kane to come out and f**k up Rollins again!

Uh-OH!!! I mean… Cena defeats Rollins… in a way does that mean he’s the #1 contender for the title? Hmmm interesting…

Corporate Kane appears on the titantron! Smiling and all! He’s like YO! You need to be the BEST Champion you can be! But the DEMON Kane appears from beneath the ring! Comes after Rollins! Drags him down all the way to hell!!!! Oh LAWWD HAVE MERCY!!! (Yes we know how it was done you smarks – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!) Ok – a storyline with both personas at once is cool! I can ride to this!

Take it away Method Man…. IT’S KAAAANE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1164, September 14, 2015!!!

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It’s all about the ladies tonight!!! On this day, Nikki Bella has TIED with AJ Lee in her title reign. However, should she defeat Charlotte and the EVIL PCB, the miserable @$$ IWC will blow their top while I REJOICE! If Charlotte wins, she prevents Nikki’s Kardashian Reign of Terror, Justice is restored and the IWC wipe the sweat off their foreheads, while I REJOICE! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Then there’s Team BAD… who are robbed of every turn to become champion..I love Tamina. I love Sasha… but that Naomi… I have been in love with her as I have been with my real life lady. I sing this track to my real life lady. Trending on twitter today was #NaomiAppreciationDay or #GiveNaomiAChance… I’m not the only one in love with Naomi. even Trish Stratus, perhaps the greatest women’s champion and Hall Of Famer gives Naomi props…

Trish Stratus giving Naomi Props

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They best make the Divas title match the final segment on RAW this week! RAW #1164! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZInstead of complaining about Triple Teef taking 20 minutes to get to the point… apparently they got a massive announcement… what is it – they brought TNA because they won’t be on TV no more???

Oh for real??? Sting is fighting in the ring on RAW??? Vs The Big Show??? Damn we rewinding back to the Monday Night War and sh!t! But it’s A New Day! The best muthaf***az on RAW right now!

NOOOOOOOO!!! Stephanie dropping two foot with the New Day! And Triple Teef is joining in!!! He got to the point in 10 minutes!!! That’s a record!! OH MY DAYS I know Steph is a hip hop head but Triple…… YO!!! That just made my day!!!!! Quick!! get a GIF out here and fast! we need to show the people!

Look how long Lillian’s hair has grown! Look how long my d!ck has grown!!! Damn I gotta fix my trousers like The Rock!

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GRANT BODY – P!!!

I think the crowd are really chanting NEW…DAY ROCKS now!!! Xavier is killing it with the trumpet!

Does Xavier realise that the Tag Team Titles are on the line against the PrimeTime Players??? He better not f**k around with the trumpet too much! The New Day are so over that even Sasha Banks has to hang out with em!

New Day mash-up the Primetime Players, but don’t forget the Dudley Boyz!!!! They fight at the Night of Champions joint!

AAAAH SH!T!!!! Ric Flair is in the house???? Oh man! Er… Nikki… UH-OH!!!! Is your moms here? Is John Laryngitis here???

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Ok this is the part where I boo!!!! I DISLIKE PAIGE!!! Imagine if she loses again… OH MY DAYS!!!!

Sasha is the opponent!!!! HERE WE GO!!! Brukk her up like a BOSS!!!

That was a mean German Suplex to Sasha by Paige though! Good Lord – Is her name Paige Lesnar now?

YES!!!! Sasha came back with the submission victory! And dash Becky and her ugly friend out the ring!!! YES! Paige lose THREE TIMES!!!! Yo Shad! You feel me though right?!!!

Ok! So Last week on RAW, the Wyatts f**ked up Randall. On Smackdowns… they f**ked up Uso. They will f**k up anyone who dares to join the Shield. Hmmm… who’s gonna be the mystery partner??? Good storyline swerve WWE!

Is The Miz sure he wants to interview all three Wyatt bwoy dem?

Watching the segment about Connor The Crusher… it made me think… You think Danny Bryan might be the mystery partner? Just that WWE and Danny ain’t saying sh!t?? You know for element of surprise? I’m not ruling it out!

Miz is either brave or stupid…. just because Undertaker f**ked up Wyatt at WrestleMania does not mean The Miz can stand up to him now… he’s stupid if you ask me!

SHAME! The Miz f**ked up his line! Or maybe that was part of the plan! He said – ‘I am not apart of The Shield at Hell In A Cell’… HAHA FOOL! That so-called celebrity doo-doo is coming down his Louis Vuitton drapes!

Uh-OH!!!! The Shield are coming down the stairs!!! They don’t care!!!

So there is a THIRD guy ready to go against the Wyatt bwoy them??? I wonder if wrestling fans are gonna hit the buckey shop and place their bets?

Ok sing along if you know the words! John Cena SUCCCCCKS! John Cena SUCCCCCCCCCCCCKS! BIG TUUUUNE!

I F**K!N LOVE SHEAMUS ENTRANCE!!!! I’m sure every week I say that!

On a real, If I was Sheamus… I wouldn’t cash in at NOC… you know why? Because next month is the Hell In A Cell. You don’t wanna defend your title in there???!!!

Excuse me while Cena Vs Sheamus is on… I need to take a nap… action, reaction. cause and effect!

BDSIR STC NOCUrgh that match bored me…. if these two have a future feud, please no single @$$ matches!!! Throw the chairs and tables and kendo sticks in that muthaf***a!

No No No No Ryback!!! Don’t sing like Elvis again!!! It’s bad enough that Triple Teef was dancing! Ryback and Kevin Owens gonna have a row at the Night of Champions joint. Owens running down a book which inspired Ryback…

Damn Owens who boxed you in your head top??? You probably deserve it! Hahahah!

Well anyway….that confrontation didn’t impress me much like Shania Twain….I should have went back to sleep… enough of this! Put on Sting Vs Big Show!!!!

What a great promo by Nikki & Charlotte! OHHHH SH!T – this is what we have waited for people! Can Charlotte Flair end the Kardashian Charade? Or will Nikki realise her goal? And have AJ P**k forced against her will and give props on twitter?

But is it bad booking on WWE’s part? depends what they have planned for Sting Vs Big Show… weWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P! know Seth Rollins gonna come through and teef…maybe Seth Rollins will use di hammer??

But the time has come! #WhoeverLosesIWIN! It doesn’t matter to me! Even Trish Stratus has given Charlotte props! Oh man! She has to win now!!! But I smell controversy! I smell it as strong as KFC!

Nikki’s fighting style has continued to improve! Now she getting all technical with it! Working with the left arm of Charlotte!

Oh lawwd! Nikki, continuing to put in work….but Charlotte, the #1 contender, counters to a powerful powerbomb to Nikki!

NO! TEEEEEEEEF!!!! The Bellas used Twin Magic! Charlotte hasn’t done it has she??? Little confusion there… Charlotte thought she won… Stephanie clocked it, and now Charlotte won by disqualification and Nikki keeps the title which means…. NIKKI HAS DONE IT!!! AJ LEE get to your twitter! Personally… if that was me, I would have restarted the match. But Charlotte can fight again and if Nikki tries to teef – she loses the title! Doesn’t matter – she got the 295, and by Sunday, she will get the 300!!! YES!! NIKKI HAS WON!!!

I’m gonna head to twitter right now and congratulate Nikki! It’s a celebration B!TCHES!

TOLD Y’ALL! I ALWAYS WIN! GRANT BODY – P!!!

Suddenly, this storyline between Dolph & Rusev has become wack…with Lana and her little panties out the picture I’m no longer invested. Am I looking forward to Night of Champions? Well… not really… I gotta be honest… boring @$$ single matches, no stipulations… but there is that Shield Vs Wyatt business which is interesting and we don’t know how the title match gonna turn out…

For real? The stream is just gonna crash like that? So now I don’t get to see Sting fight The Big Show? Ha – F**kouttahere… just know that I WON. I see you out there yelling out expletives like ‘f**k WWE’! You should have stayed on the winning team!TEAM GRANT BODY- P!!!

I dedicate this tune to myself. Enjoy being angry… SUCKAS!!!!!

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#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

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Monday Night Raw #1163, September 7, 2015!!!

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Big Big shout out to you cats across the pond on this good Labor Day…. we don’t have Labor Day over here… The evil Cameron and his cronies like to see us work and work until our back breaks!!! And talking of back-breaking, Labor day doesn’t apply to Vincent Kennedy and his employees!

Pizza in hand, a bag of peanuts, some jaffa cakes and a pint of Lilt… Infamous Informer ready to outsmart you fickle wrestling jabronies! RAW #1163! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZLast week, Raw kicked off with Sting. This week, Seth Rollins kicks off Raw… Go on Seth – give me some joke!

Apparently Sting stole the statue… there is no substantial proof! Crowd is like – Where’s Your Statue?? Yeah Rollins – where the statue deh??? Have you tried the lobby??? Ask Triple??!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh he seems to see this as a positive!!! The opportunity to mash-up two sure-fire hall of famers? Doesn’t matter to me – I win in any case… either I see the statue, or Sting wins and my Co-Host of STC From The UK is p!$$£d off or Sheamus cashes in and ALL OF YOU are p!$$£d off!

AAAH SH!T! Sting got the statue!!! The proof is there!!! What if Sting smashes the statue??? Now talking of Sheamus, he might cash in his cheque!!! NAH!!!

Sheamus warned Rollins – He might have to fight three times at Night of Champions!!! Now some of you want Sheamus to cash his cheque… right – you fickle muthaf***az can shut the f**k up straight up and down! Last time I checked… YOU DON’T WANT Sheamus as your WWE Champion… so don’t root for him to cash his cheque… you DUMB RARSE!

Notice – Charlotte and Becky look happy… Paige… not so happy… GOOD! Paige makes me feel sick each time I see her!

Sheamus Vs Randall again???? I love those guys but I don’t feel like watching them again… but I like Triple’s thinking here – Seth gotta fight twice though… show them that Seth can fight the Ryback and he can fight alongside New Day Vs PTP & Cena…

OH SNAP!!! Charlotte wants to fight Nikki for the title NEXT WEEK so that Nikki don’t break the record! Does Charlotte realise what she’s done??? She’s put the weight of the world on her shoulders!WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Come on Sasha! MASH UP PAIGE – show her you are the TRUE #1 contender for that title!

AAAH SH!T!!! Sasha wins via distraction roll up! Thanks to my beautiful and sexy Naomi! Paige always looks like she’s gonna barl when she loses… stop being a wuss and take the L! Deal with it! Brie has to!!!

Seriously… I think Shadfather’s theory of Paige turning against her team mates may just happen! Paige loses twice??? Woo-hoo!!! Don’t know who told Paige to run down Naomi like that! Serves her right!

WHAAAAAAAT!!!! Ambrose & Reigns coming down the stairs like old times!!! They should have done that at Summerslams! Ok Ascension… get ready to get BUSS ARSE!

Who’s gonna be the mystery partner to fight with The Shield against the Wyatt bwoy dem?You wrestling fools start your wishful thinking by photoshopping Baron Corbin in the fight card… then you start your stupidness by putting Virgil or Chris Benoit in the pic… obsessed you are… OBSESSED with a MURDERER!!!! That ain’t healthy y’all! SORT YOUR SH!T OUT!

Hmmm… Kevin Owens wishes the Ryback Good luck in his match??? We all know Kevin Owens is full of crap… I mean… he don’t like muthaf***az wishing him luck… he takes that sh!t as an insult!

Ryback – you’re not winning this match… Owens gonna f**k it up and he’s after your title… Remember I TOLD YA! IWC – shut the f**k up!

Oh no!!! Sting appears on the titan tron like – ‘Yo Rollins! What you doing in the ring? I thought you wanted this statue??’ Ryback beat him!!! You know what that means!

Yo Sting is f**k!n with Rollins right now! You know what he did with the statue? He got a Sting mask right…. and he put it over the statue’s face! I got a crazy feeling Sting may do something with that statue… (NO YOU FOOLS HE’S NOT GONNA F**K IT) – Consider this… you know Austin is running that podcast with Edge & Christian right?? It made me think of this…

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Monday Night Raw #1162, August 31, 2015!!!

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WTF is going on??? Has the wrestling world gone mad? One off the hook episode of RAW last week and now everyone gone lost their minds… Dean Ambrose nearly gets attacked, one stupid gyal gets her b!tch @$$ fired for supporting racist symbols and sh!t, Hulk Hogan begs for forgiveness, now we know Hulkamania is mortal… then some stupid diva obsessed muthaf***a shoots outside the WWE Performance Center… on top of all that, the musical genius turned fool Kanye wants to run for President of the United States in 2020… all this and John Cena hit 16 title reigns!!! To quote Vincent Kennedy from 1998…..

DON’T LET HIM IN HERE!!!!

RAW #1162! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1161, August 24, 2015!!!

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0325_vince-mcmahon-wrestling_1024x576-e1395844800718What’s wrong Internet Wrestling B!tches? Don’t you want to wish Vincent Kennedy a Happy 70th Birthday? What’s wrong with you? Because you didn’t like the finishes of the main events at Summerslam??? Cena lost… that’s what you wanted right??? What – Seth ‘cheated’? He’s a HEEL!!! That’s what Steve Austin said right? This sh!t has been happening from before you born, you’ve been watching this sh!t for 40+ years… you still ain’t had no pu$$y.. and only now you’re complaining? ARE YOU DUMB MUTHAF***A??!!!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN! B!TCH!

RAW #1161! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTriple says Summerslam lived up to the hype… well 90% of these idiots think otherwise… oh sh!t – they really gonna do a statue for Rollins??!!! WHOA!!! It’s gonna be unveiled TONIGHT!!! (At time of writing this!) THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!!

OHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!T!!!! Somebody is FUUUUUMING!!! Unless you have been under a rock… The Don of Dons actually tapped out but the ref didn’t see it… the timekeeper rang the bell… if he’s eligible to do that, why doesn’t he do it every time there’s a DQ or underhanded tactics? F**KOUTTAHERE!

For real? Brock wants to face the Don of Dons now? Funny that how so knowledgable Heyman is in Social Media and Internet… he should know that Undertaker dun flew back to Texas…

Bo Dallas should have flew back to Texas… how about SUPLEX CITY B!TCH??!!!!

It’s like the red ring of death was floating over Bo’s head! Half a dozen suplexes… and an F5…. I’ll get my black suit and dark glasses…

FuneralI should shed tears for Bo Dallas but….

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Presenting the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions…. THE NEW DAY!!!!! THEY ARE KILLING IT WITH THE TROMBONE!!!! Since when did they become 10x even more funny?!!!

You still not feeling their gimmick wrestling fools???

Xavier is outta order and bright! He can’t play the trombone while The New Day are contest…..MUTHAF***A!!!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ???!!!!

I THOUGHT THESE CATS WERE IN TNA LAST WEEK???? THEY JUST BRUKK UP THE NEW DAY AND PUT EM THROUGH A TABLE – BLAOW!!!!!

THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN SUMMERSLAMS!!!!

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Damn the statue exists!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! #WrestlingIsStoryline!!!!

I’m still marking the f**k out… Wyatts, Shield I love you but yo – I can’t speak on your rematch now – That was OFF THE HOOK!

WTF NOW????? WHO THE F**K IS THAT??? BLOODY BIG WYATT MUTHAF***A JUST DESTROYED THE SHIELD!!!! I mean…. He choked them out and threw them around like rag doll!!! HOLY F**K!!! Why didn’t all this happen at Summerslams?????

THIS MUTHAF***A HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN NXT APPARENTLY!

No one’s even interested in your Miz TV…. actually yes they are! COME THRU PAIGE! CHARLOTTE! BECKY!

Er Miz… Saying you mastered the Figure Four to Charlotte is almost as dumb as Bo Dallas earlier! Tell him Charlotte – look where that got him!!!!

Paige – SHUT THE F**K UP – your voice is f**k!n horrible!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Didn’t these BellaDashian jabronies lose to PCB at Summerslams???? These b!tches need to shut the f**k up as well?

In three weeks and one day (22 days).. that’s what, RAW after Night of Champions, Nikki hits the 300??? One more title defense left (at least) and she’s done it??? Backing Nikki (unless her opponent is any member of Team BAD!)

But the crowd wants Lana???? I mean, Lana is a sexy muthaf***a but she doesn’t fit into the equation you dummies!

Too much foolishness going on in the STC page – some people haven’t grasped the idea of spoiler threads… and I’m missing this great Diva’s contest!

NO – Not the dreaded CM P**K chant??? What is wrong with these idiots? How retarded are you?

God damn muthaf****az tryna spoil sh!t while RAW is on… I’m like a Wu-Tang Ninja – I’m Swinging Swords left and right – I’m not the boss but you will respect my authoritaaaaaaah!!!

Just in case you forgot who I am, I am the Infamous Informer, Fellow Admin of the FB group – WWE smack talk centre. I am militant, but fair…. GRANT BODY -P!!! The links are at the bottom of the page. Request to Join – Don’t be a Weirdo!

Here he is – The dude who cost Cena the title at Summerslams – This dude needs to talk! But not really – it’s not hard to figure out – he’s a wrestling fan like you and me! (Well not quite like me…) He’s on that Cena hating bandwagon – he don’t want Cena to hit 16 title reigns and match Ric Flair’s record!

HOLY SH!T!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!! RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!!! SH!T!

But Flair may give Cena the approval! OFFICIALLY! He said it in interviews!

CONFIRMED! Ric Flair was pulling for Cena!

Now Cena is coming out to beat out Jon Stewart’s blodclart!

Oh man!!!! Cena always talks truth! He gave people like Owens, Neville & Zayn a chance and elevated the mid card divsion…look at Jon Stewart working brain on Cena…yes he can win back the title… but look Jon Stewart… I gotta over the streak broken… in time fans will get over the inevitable… it’s only been delayed… then again fans haven’t got over HBK in Montreal, even though HBK and Bret Hart play WWE2K16 together – they have an advanced beta copy you see.

HBK BRETCena Haters are the worst. You know why? Because 95% of them cannot back it with an intelligent response…it’s like convincing the Ku Klux Klan that black people are great… The ignorance is off the chart and they cannot be reasoned with or bargained with.

Hey – shout out to Lana! She ditched the blouse and skirt and has gone all out! Let’s get a picture of this sexy b!tch!

Lana new lookShame Ziggler ruined the picture…

GRANT BODY – P!

You know The New Day is so over with the fans that they use the New Day clap with anything now…on this case the 8 man tag match with Orton/Ziggler/Ryback/Cesaro Vs Sheamus/Rusev/Big Show/Kevin Owens! it’s getting up there with the Yes Chant and the What? Chant too… which is near 15 years old! But you complain about Austin on the cover of this year’s game… you retarded fools!

Oh dear – Big Slow made a mistake – punched Sheamus thru school buses… Orton hit the RKO – BLAOW! Orton picks up the W, but Rusev & Owens don’t like that! Owens hits the Rusev assisted cannonball into Big Show, then  kicks Big Show in his mouth corner, Ryback & Cesaro hold Big Show high up, Randall with another RKO – BLAOW!!! Do I feel sorry for Big Show? I should, but I don’t…

Braun Strauman is his name? Abigail’s Black Sheep??? Aaaah man… Roman… you and Ambrose cannot defeat him… you will have to call for back up…

Saomoa Joe back up

Meme courtesy of STC member Craig Blick

The grand ceremony is about to begin and John Cena has been thrown out the building! OH NO! Surely nothing can go wrong!!!

Wait a minute, I just thought… you don’t think the Birthday man himself is gonna turn up and ruin this… DID YOU??

OH SH!T!!! Stephanie just mentioned him!!!! LET’S JOIN AND SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hold up…. you don’t think Vincent Kennedy IS THE STATUE??? “IT’S ME ROLLINS!!!”

The STC may think Kane is the dude in the statue!

Enough talk already! Let us see!!!!

MUTHAF***A!!!! STING???!!! STC’S MANNY G CALLED IT!!! HOLY SH!T!!! NO WAY! He just beat out Rollins Blodclart! My god – THIS EPISODE OF RAW MAY JUST BE A CANDIDATE FOR OMG MOMENT OF THE YEAR! Notice, as one leaves (Undertaker) another enters (Sting)! Now it’s official! Triple TEEF just said it – At Night of Champions… Seth Rollins defends the WWE Championship against STING!

The question remains – what about Cena? Well I suppose he gets his rematch clause for the US Title…

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Monday Night Raw #1160, August 17, 2015!!!

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OHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!!!

I had to watch this again rude boy… Come on WWE… NO WAY can you make this a one on one wrestling contest… I want CHAIRS! TABLES! STEEL STAIRS! SHOVELS! FIGHT IN THE CROWD! FIGHT ‘TO THE DEATH’!!!

BRRRRROCCCCK LESSSSNARRRR! THE UNNNNNNDERTAAAYYYKERRR!!! One does not simply break the streak and lives! #1160! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoWe in Brock Lesnar’s hometown! The roof gonna go off in this b!tch!!! Throw the PG rating out the window from NOW!!!

Before we know that Raw is gonna be Off The Hook… it doesn’t hurt to endure a 20 minute segment of Triple H saying absolutely NOTHING-ERRR!!!

As for Stephanie… damn you know Triple is pulling that long hair when he rides it in!!!

How can a match be bigger than WrestleMania??? That doesn’t make any sense???? I understand the hyping part… but f**k it – I’m not complaining!

Contract signing! an F-U into the contract table? A Curb St- er I mean a Pedigree through the contract table??

Hold up – Champion Vs Champion in Nikki Bella Vs Sasha Banks!!! Ok that’s changed everything!

The host of Summerslam is Jon Stewart? Er nah – F**k that – the HOST of Summerslam is none other than me – Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, The Daywalker, Ladies Favourite Man In the Purple Suit – GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hold up – didn’t Seth Rollins have a beef with Jon Stewart???? Er… UH-OH!!!!!! Maybe Stewart should be the special guest referee for the Cena Rollins match???? DO IT WWE!!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!! Even Jonathan Coachman from ESPN will be covering the Summerslams!!!! There’s your dumb dirt sheets for ya… you d!ckheads thought he was coming back huh??? What was that? You were getting the WWE Network if Coach comes back??? You bumblehead fool – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

Now, Cesaro and Randall team up… that’s cool. Kevin Owens & Sheamus team up… hmm how long will this last?

The fans chanting ‘You Look Stupid…’ Sheamus is like – RESPECT THE HAWK! Yeah muthaf***az! If you can respect the beard… you can respect the Hawk!!! (Oh wait…)

We got fans with representing the ‘Cesaro Section’… You still think he’s missing something Vince????

OHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!T!!! THE DON OF DONS WILL SPEAK!

“When the grym reaper calls your name, there is no apology…

When the grym reaper calls your name, there is no remorse…

…BROCK LESNAR, YOU WILL NEVER REST IN PEACE…”

AAAAH SH!!!T! This Lesnar dude gonna burn in hell!!!!

SAY WHAAAAT???? If Seth Rollins beats John Cena at Summerslams, he will have his own statue in the WWE Headquarters???? ooh I can’t wait to get on the STC Predictions show on BDSIR Network!!!!! Anyone who tells me that Seth Rollins gonna win…. oh boy oh boy!!!!

Gotta love Ambrose handing Wyatt a chair and warning him if he makes one false move… Ambrose gonna f**k him up!!! What’s wrong Wyatt? You miss your rocking chair that Abigail gave you? That’s what you get for f**k!n around with the true DON OF DONS!

YO!!! BIG RESPECT AND BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO THE STC ADMIN – IAN ANTHONY COOPER A.K.A. #MRSELFIE! SALUTE THIS MAN!!! (But not the tattoo on his arm hahahahaa!)

Thankfully the PWL Money In The Bank briefcase is covering that abomination of a tattoo!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

After so many power moves from Luke Harper, one superman punch and a spear later – BLAOW! Reigns wins! Ha – the Roman haters gonna hate that one! Well f**k you!

I so want Tamina to defeat Becky Lynch in this contest… but I know it won’t happen… I’d do the bogle if Tamina won!

Fans chanting Happy Birthday to Paige… yeah well… HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS GARVEY!!!! SALUTE TRUE GREATNESS!

Oh well…. no bogling for me tonight… there is still Nikki Bella Vs Sasha Banks… backing Sasha… but in a strange way… I want Nikki to win… #DoTheKnowledge

Mark Henry you’re my dude but real talk – put the American Flag down! Cena already closed that chapter with Rusev…

How the f**k is Summer Rae gonna call Lana a gold digging whore??? Lana helped Rusev earn that medal – Summer Rae is trying to live off the medal… f**kouttahere!! Just open your legs and let me put it in!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I love the Bulgarian flag when it pops off with Rusev looking serious on that sh!t!!!! I wished it was done for Summerslams though…

Lana calling out Summer Rae??? We gonna see Lana’s little panties again??? Why have I got this feeling that Ziggler fool is gonna show up!

THERE YOU GO!!! Ziggler! Kicks down Rusev – BLAOW! Lana! kicks down Summer!!! BLAOW!!!

MAKE THE MATCH AT SUMMERSLAMS DAMNIT!!!

I’d rather see a big dude punch thru school buses on a film called Vendetta than a queer-looking dyam arse who thinks he’s a marine! In the meantime I want he who likes to be fed more to shell shock the Miz like he’s Shredder to the Turtles!

OHHHH Ryback wants The Big Show! Your eyes might be bigger than your belly Ryback!!!!

Big Show is like – nah! GO AHEAD AND STAAAAAAARRRRRRRRVE!!!!

Dayuuum is that a marble table???? Ok guys no physicality! gotta be 100 for Summerslams!!!!

Imagine if Rollins did defeat Cena??? I’d chip in and build that statue myself! Hell – I’m sure all the Cena haters would get in there and work hard!

For real? Cena held the WWE Universe hostage for a decade? He’s a disease??? WHOA!!! Rollins injected the serum! Rollins is the cure!!! Cena haters are masturbating right now! YES – the same haters who also said – Rollins is not a good champion! Guess what b!tches! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Oh damn Cena put Rollins on blast! Hand picked by Triple… and the fans don’t say sh!t about him! Oh lawwwd… Cena put The Rock on blast before – how many guys can say they have done that?!

AAAAH SH!T Cena said he’s gonna do something that will haunt TRIPLE for the rest of his life! He SAID IT! He will become champion for the 16th time!!!!! Oh lawwwd he’s talking about Ric Flair…. Aaaah sh!t this is not cool!!! Triple was never Ric Flair’s b!tch!!! Why have I got this feeling Ric Flair gonna appear at Summerslam????

Can’t make out if the crowd are chanting NEW…DAY ROCKS or SUCKS!!! How can you NOT like the New Day??? And Kofi’s clap is funny as f**k!

10 matches announced. The card is complete! the question remains – who gonna be the kick off match??? Or is there one??? Well true say we don’t need to worry about a HOF segment or a musical performance which is usually wack…

RECORD SKIP??!!!! Did Wade Barrett just refer to himself and Stardust as the ‘Lords of Darkness’??? and the Don of Dons is in the building????

Beautiful Lady, Go Ladies, Lovely Lady, GO LADIES! Lovely Ladies! GO LADIES!

Ok this is the match I’m looking forward to! Nikki Bella vs Sasha Banks! #WhoeverLosesIWIN! I always win!!!!

AND HERE WE GO!!! Show dem how to do it Sasha!

Sasha killing Nikki right now! And she’s dropping press ups – LIKE A BOSS!!!

Even Nikki is stepping her game up again with her fighting style!

HOLD UP! Sasha got the Bank Statement super move on Nikki! Nikki tapping out! AAAAAH SH!T – do you know what this means? Wait – let me do the knowledge…

It could be a long shot, but at NXT Takeover Brooklyn, it’s Nikki Bella who interferes and costs Sasha the NXT Title, thus Bayley winning. But I don’t think NXT is about that storyline sh!t so, I still see Sasha losing… then next week’s RAW or any RAWS after that or Night of Champions joint, Sasha will LOSE against Nikki for the Divas title… extending her campaign for 300+ days… who will break that reign? CHARLOTTE FLAIR. Remember I told ya!

DAMN LIKE I SAID – THE ROOF HAS BLOWN OFF! CONFETTI ALL OVER THE SHOP!

NO!!!! PAUL HEYMAN HAS A HYMN! HE’S SINGING GLORY GLORY BROCK LESNAR!!! NOW THE BELL HAS TOLLED! YOU DUN IT NOW!

Oh hang on – Mind games… it’s the Undertaker – who is getting booed – but that’s ok – it’s in Lesnar’s home town… It’s all good!

I thought Brock was gonna do all the talking! Oh sh!t – the bell tolled again!

THE DON OF DONS! Ok so he’s getting booed – NO PROBLEM… because Summerslam they in Brooklyn – not Minnesota!

Dolph Vs Rusev! Sheamus Vs Orton! Fatal 4 Way Tag Title Match! Ryback Vs Miz Vs Big Show IC Title! The Shield Vs The Wyatts! Owens Vs Cesaro! Stardust and Barrett Vs Neville & Green Arrow! PCB Vs B.A.D. Vs BellaDashians! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAAR Vs THE UNNNNNDERTAAAYYYYYKERRRR! They are all…

TRIBES AT WAR!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1159, August 10, 2015!!!

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I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar, doo-dar, I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar-doo-dey!!!

BlondtourageI CAN RIDE TO THAT! Hell – I CAN RIDE ALL THAT!!!!

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I’m mourning the loss of rapper Sean Price, but he would want the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P to continue talking trash on Raw for you guys! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1159! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWelcome to Monday Night Rollins!! Is Seth Rollins still in a good mood? Is he still gonna do his open WWE title challenge? I wonder what the criteria is this week?

OHHH SH!T!!! Seth is killing Cena with the Straight Outta Compton references!!! Cena too busy listening to Dr.Dre’s new album!!! Watch all the memes come out with ‘Straight Outta Action’ with Seth dropping the Sagat Tiger Knee into Cena’s nose corner!

Rollins is KILLIN CENA! Showing a pic of Cena with his nose all buss up! Seth is saying Cena is applying for Tough Enough! Yo Rollins! Don’t make my eye water!!!!

When you hear the siren, that means Rollins – you shut the f**k up and Cesaro will speak on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!!!

Oh dear Kevin Owens f**ked up his lines!!!! Something Roman Reigns has NEVER done… wrestling fans – I like Owens but – YOU LOSE!

Randall comes out, he feels he deserves a shot… Everybody running their mouth, Seth just had to run his mouth too much didn’t he? ‘I don’t care what the Authority thinks…’ So this his how it goes down according to Triple TEEF… Randall, Cesaro, and Kevin Owens fight in a Triple Threat match. Winner fights Rollins for the WWE Title… Cena might not even make it to Summerslams!!!  Or so they will have you believe…

Beautiful lady… Go Ladies… Lovely Lady… GO LADIES!!! Lovely lady! GO LADIES!!!!

Team B.A.D. Vs  The BellaDashians!!!! You already know who I’m backing… if only I had 3 d!cks like the demon in Urotsukidoji 2 for all three of Team B.A.D….

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Haha Y’all had to change your name! what happened to Submission Sorority? Did Stephanie McMahon whip you like a slave and say your name is TEAM PCB???

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Team PCB talking sh!t at commentary… Just remember what you saw at the top of the blog…

MUTHAF***A!!! See – F**K PAIGE. How the f*k can she say Tamina & Naomi don’t matter? BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER YOU DUMB B!TCH!

I respected her on Austin’s show last week but I’ve just lost that respect. F**K PAIGE. YOU DON’T MATTER B!TCH!

I completely forgot about that Stephen Amell fool… I hope Stardust buss up his blodclart!

WHADDUP NEW DAY!!!

What the f**k? I thought Los Matadores were the #1 contenders??? Yo WWE you’re f**k!n around right now! I understand it’s Summerslam and sh!t… just get it over with and draw for the Tables Ladders and Chairs and the stairs! These teams need to get that Summerslam money damnit!

I do like that sh!t by Los Matadores – Kofi running at him, and dude stops Kofi in his tracks, and OLE!!!! That didn’t stop New Day getting the win though…catch Big E wine up him waist!!! Is he dating Gabi Castrovinci or something?????

For real! Fatal 4 way Tag team match at Summerslams?! Los Matadores & Lucha Dragons jumping in the game! New Day are cool with that… they got Renée doing the New Day Clap… and she doing it in rhythm!!! Yo Ambrose – TALK TO YO GIRL!

Wyatt’s Vs The Shield 2 confirmed!! OHHHH SH!T!!!!! Everyone is bringing the ruckus at Summerslams!!!

Ay-yo, to that stupid muthaf***a throwing the Munny Inna bank Briefcase at Roman Reigns head top at a house show: I hope you are proud of yourself, was you going to WrestleMania 32??? Well you ain’t going now you dumb muthaf***a…the security should have boxed you down and broke your nose before throwing your b!tch @$$ out!

WORD? NXT Takeover, Summerslams and RAW sold out??? Vincent Kennedy getting that birthday money!!!!

Note: Vince McMahon’s Birthday is Aug 24, the day after Summerslam…

“…and that’s Vintage Orton… the BACKBREAKER to Owens…” – Mike Cole

Yes wrestling fools, what was that about Vince telling commentators what to say and what not to say??? YOU DYAM ARSE!

(apparently the word ‘backbreaker’ among other words are banned by Vince McMahon, according to the ‘experts’ who are known as FANS…)

This Triple Threat match is off the hook! Whoever loses out of Cesaro, Randall, and Kevin Owens… I WIN! And I’m sure YOU WIN TOO!

Well I lied… Randall wins by dropping the RKO on both muthaf***as… STC’s Ian Whitfield won’t be happy about that! He wants Cesaro pushed… #WrestlingIsStoryline – you gotta stick with the program! You can’t just give Cesaro the belt like that and throw off everything???

Hmmm… I wonder why they got Daniel Bryan in a Pepsi advert doing weight lifting??? That dude looks well and clear to wrestle… don’t you??? Whoa… I wonder… if Cena can’t make it back in time…

WHAAAAAAT!!! I will most definitely check that Undertaker Vs Brock Lesnar special pon di BUUFTA AWARD WINNING WWE Network! How this match is still ‘sanctioned’ is beyond me… both dons gonna be at RAW next week… in Minneapolis Minnesota no less… Brock’s home town???? Might as well shut down every wrestling match from now – (except the divas…) Every wrestler must get their bouncer game right!!!

Byron Saxton – I am ashamed – you’re afraid of a man who wears a straw hat and walks round with an electric lantern? And all these idiots got their stupid iPhones lighting up for him? Foolish humans… I’m the daywalker. I wear a purple suit… I slay fools like Bray Wyatt with the Wu-Tang Sword!

Haha! The crowd chanting – SIT DOWN BYRON! Yeah Byron! Siddung and Shuddup!!!

I know it’s Miz TV… but Miz – Shut the f**k up – I wanna hear Danny Bryan speak!!!!

The YES movement is powerful!!! Yes Danny!!! You are the F**K!N MAN OK!

I think Danny Bryan should kick down the Miz! F**k all this I.C. title sh!t – no one is interested in that sh!t!!! Danny Vs the Miz at Summerslams – make it happen!

I do wanna read that book of Danny’s… Might make a purchase… problem is that too many hot hip hop albums coming out!

UH-OH!!!!! It’s the man whose super move reminds me of Sean Price!!!! One more time Big Show… punch The Miz thru schoolbuses again!

OH DAYUUUM! Ryback is here!!! Er maybe the I.C title is running! Could this be a fatal 4 way thing? Because Danny nah seh nutun about his health yet! After all….

…or maybe not… take as long as you need Danny… I still wanna read that book…

Divas three team elimination match at Summerslams???? OHHH SH!T!!! Well so much for what I saw on twitter earlier… there’s still next week though!!!

Let’s keep on the Diva ting… she says Dolph Ziggler is back after Summerslams??? What a shame.. I wanted to see him get buss arse again… why can’t Summer Rae & Lana go at it themselves and dun? The wrestling saddos like to cum in their y-fronts because they saw Lana’s panties…

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That is some sexy sh!t – Rusev said – Summer – CRUSH! And Summer hit Lana with the accolade super move! FO’REAL THO??? I forgot how sexy Summer’s legs were!

Haha Stardust box down Stephen Amell! Amell now, jumps over the barricade, rushes the ring and throws lefts and rights at Stardust! Let me guess, by the knowledge I saw with Barrett & Neville, are Barrett & Stardust gonna team up against Neville & Amell???

Get the paperwork signed and sorted by 9am the next morning! Not 9.03, not 9.36! Red Arrow & Green Arrow jumping in the ring against Stardust & Barrett! at Summerslams!!! Remember the unwritten rule of celebrities and wrestling…

Now we know that Randall is in a lose-lose situation, because Sheamus will bait up Randall’s opportunity to main event Summerslams… however, Randall could miraculously win, then Sheamus cashes his cheque and f**ks Randall over… after all, Sheamus did hint at it!

More likely the latter… personally, I think Sheamus will attempt at a cash in at Randall shuts that down… enough talk! Let’s watch the match…

“there’s a lot of trolls on social media – Rollins does everything a champion should do…” AMEN JBL!!!! and AMEN!!!

Now wrestling fools… remember #wrestlingisstoryline… so don’t get mad when Sheamus f**ked up the wrestling contest… Randall stopped Sheamus cashing his cheque…

But I have a question: Why the f**k does the referee f**k about when someone cashes the cheque? All this long argument, just give the blasted thing to Lillian and make it happen!!! I know really wrestling fools… I don’t get angry like you!

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Monday Night Raw #1158, August 3, 2015!!!

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They call him the Rowdy One. They call him the Best Heel of All Time. Well I call him Rowdy Roddy Piper. To be honest, I don’t necessarily agree, but I do think that he sparked off a lot of sh!t. He set the bar of what a heel should be, he set the standard of controversial segments, Piper’s Pit was the Godfather…Now we have Miz TV.

So let’s pay respects to a pioneer, the foundation of this thing we call wrestling. Rowdy Roddy Piper, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

I’m expecting a 10 Bell Toll for this man. But we gotta keep it moving folks! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1158! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWasn’t the crowd meant to stay silent through the 10 Bell toll? F**k!n DISRESPECTFUL.

OHHHHH SH!T!!! Seth Rollins can’t wear that shirt??!!! I hope that haters know that if they buy that shirt…. CENA GETS PAID???? (If you don’t know what shirt I mean either watch RAW or look at WWEShop pon di hinternet!

And the crowd loves this sh!t! Knee into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!!! Cena could be out the game, maybe out for Summerslam too… but it’s John Cena! He will come at the 11th hour! Crowd chanting ‘THANK YOU ROLLINS!’ I’d laugh if Cena’s music hit…

THERE YOU GO! TITLE FOR TITLE! SUMMERSLAM! I think my Co-Host (Shadfather) is right – The US Title gonna get CENALISED!

FOR REAL? Seth is gonna drop a WWE Title Open Challenge???? BACKSIDE!!! I knew Seth was a good man! I knew Seth was a fighting champion! What if Brock steps up???? I hope Seth is aware that he’s in the building!!!

Oh come on!!! The opponent has to be under 6ft tall? Sh!t that’s me out of the running!

FOR REAL? NEVILLE is under 6ft???? WROOOOOOOOOY!!! Go on kid! Get the title! This could be a Jeff Hardy/Undertaker 2002 moment!!!!

NEVILLE IS KILLIN EM!!!! Think of Summerslam Neville! You can headline Summerslams!!!!!

No way! was that a ‘botch’? The ref might have counted to three from that pinning predicament!

Neville hit the Red Arrow on Rollins! ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! OH SH!T!!!! Rollins foot was on the rope!!!! DAMNIT!

Come on Neville! Come on Kid! One more Red Arrow – NOBODY HOME!!!

Rollins Hit the PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! ONE, TWO, DAMNIT! That match was OFF THE HOOK! Rollins was that close to losing his title! The Ref might be in trouble though! Was there hesitation when he counted Rollins shoulders to the mat the first time?

Kofi Kingston takes the pi$$ when he comes down to the ring in his entrance! Skipping and smiling like a battyman!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Los Matadores mash-up on the outside, and there’s Big E and Xavier laughing at them!!! They remind me of Takeshi’s Castle when the contestants end up in the drink!

Cena might be at home, but The Bella B!tches are here!!!! 253 days!!! Less than 50 days to go! HOLD ON NIKKI!!!

So Paige’s team is now called the Submission Sorority! I LIKE THAT!!! VERY GOOD! Shame it took em nearly a month to come with that name…

Mike Cole now acknowledging AJ Lee’s title reign! UH-OH!!!! You’re standing on Dangerous Ground Cole!!! Too close to the crown, let’s see if you know the bounds!

Team B.A.D. Have got their little shirts and everything! I should get one for my new niece!!! Beautiful And Dangerous! or as I like to call em… B.A.D.I.B. Beautiful And Dangerous INNA BED!

GRANT BODY-P!

The Bellas lose again??? Oh dear… face it Bellas – you’re wack!!!

Come on Team B.A.D.I.B…. you should embrace JoJo! and make her welcome! You could be the Nation of Domina-…. OH YEAAAAAH!!!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

But Yo Naomi baby girl! How you gonna call out Ronda Rousey name??? Don’t run your mouth! You saw what happened to that brazilian chick! 34 seconds later – IT ALL OVER!!!

34 seconds

See the Miz is one of those muthaf***az I can’t stand when it comes to honoring the deceased… it’s so contrived and fake… Bigging up Piper like that… you expect me to believe that? F**KOUTTAHERE!

Cesaro and Kevin Owens are guests on the Miz TV joint… they gonna fight at Summerslams… you know that match gonna be off the hook!

I love the elevation of Cesaro! The IWC are right for once! PUSH CESARO and leave Tyson Kidd at home! Stay home Tyson, clean up the place! Oh hang on – that’s what Shadfather does while you’re away! I’ve noticed Natalya has become more freaky on Total Divas recently… I wonder why that is????

GRANT BODY – P!

Dayuuum WWE still supporting UFC footage of Ronda Rousey dedicating her 34 second beatdown!!!! Dana White you talking sh!t about WWE being fake… the Chair awaits… and you’re my dude because I’m a UFC fan!

What? Mark Henry ain’t 400lbs no more? He’s 399lbs? He’d better brukk up that Rusev dude! But I like Rusev though… oh well – WHOEVER LOSES – I WIN!

I don’t get it – I thought Swerved was axed Shadfather??? Or are you Swerving us??? WWE promoting that sh!t! I don’t get it!

HAHAHAHA!! Sheamus is an honorary Wyatt this week? Actually has a nice ring to it… Sheamus Wyatt… Yo WWE it’s about time y’all started making these Summerslam matches official!

For Real? WACK RYDER is here? And he’s fighting WACK BARRETT? Ok toilet break…

What happen – Wack Ryder lose again?? HAHAHAHAHA!! You see – that’s what happens when you’re CM Princess Peach B!tch approved…you’re cursed for life!

UH-OH!!! Another BUUFTA AWARD WINNING PROMO BY PAUL HEYMAN!

NO!!! PAUL HEYMAN CALLED THE UNDERTAKER A B!TCH???!!!! NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT!!! Heyman you are brilliant but I’m going off to help Undertaker build that casket for you… oh lawwwwd!

Why the f**k did Brock Lesnar throw the stairs in the ring like that? I’ma keep watching…

Oh so he’s standing on it is he? Ok…so according to MR DIRT SHEET, Undertaker asked for a rematch, BEGGED for a rematch against Brock Lesnar the following WrestleMania (31)? And Vincent Kennedy said NO? Can we get confirmation of this Vince?

OH SH!T – is the Don of Dons going to Suplex City??? Heyman is trying to convince me and use that propaganda! He’s very good…. but he’s NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

The one thing he’s convinced me of – this match is TOO BIG for WrestleMania???!!!! Personally I think Undertaker & Brock know that their WrestleMania match was not good enough and they want to steal the show, especially as Undertaker is in better shape…

Heyman has pointed out that Undertaker has never beat Brock Lesnar… Yo Heyman, by saying that, Undertaker has WON. that’s not a prediction, it’s a SPOILER!!!

OHHHH SH!T – here comes Paige with her Submission Sorority… COME ON NAOMI! Make this gyal look mash-up for

THE INFAMOUS NIECE!!!

the Austin podcast! Send the b!tch back to freak island!

Oh hang on… Paige wearing the HotRod shirt… she can’t lose this match surely!

Haha I like that! Naomi is battering Paige! Telling her to ‘Kiss My Lights’!!! And kick her in her mouth! GWARN GIRL!

Naomi – I’m not mad at you girl, Paige wore the Hot Rod shirt… give her that one… but any other night – Paige ain’t sh!t!!! Only joking Paige but it is MY WOMAN you dealing with! The one with the most sense on Total Divas, that chick you turn to for advice!

OHHH SH!T! Some fool named Stephen Amell wants to test Stardust next week on RAW… seriously guys who is this fool? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Main event time already??? The Shield and Randall Vs The Wyatts and Sheamus! LET THE RECORD SPIN!!

Ha! The Wyatts & Sheamus had no chance!!!! The Shield & Randall mash them up! All I know is, I’m looking gimmick matches at Summerslam involving all these guys… Roman Reigns and Wyatt fight already so up the stakes with them, Sheamus & Randall fight already so do the same with them! I don’t wanna hear no singles match!

That’s enough for me! Me garne ah mi bed… I was gonna watch the Austin Podcast with Paige… but I can’t be bothered. It’s only Paige… I’ll check it in the week… F**k that…

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Monday Night Raw #1157, July 27, 2015!!!

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I am him: Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, GRANT BODY -P! I will tell you straight up and down – I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN. Only exception is if it’s in relation to this week’s RAW. I’m already sick of the sh!t over the weekend.

But that Terminator WWE2K16 though!!!! First thing on payday I’m taking my backside to GAME and pre-ordering that sh!t! I can’t see what the problem is with you gaming/wrestling nerds, you want special characters in games but you complain? Oh yeah I forgot, I don’t like your kind anyway!

If the crowd chant for Hogan, I won’t hold it against them. But after that, y’all gotta let it burn. RAW #1157: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZYou watch, I’m in effect live this week and Brock Lesnar & Undertaker are not at RAW. It would be just my luck.

…and how does the show start? With the evil one himself – TRIPLE TEEEF!!! I am the gamerrrr…. I couldn’t control the situationerrrrrrr, I can’t get to the point in 20 minuteserrrrrr!!!

The rumours are true rude boy!!!! Summerslam 4 hours – GOD DAMN!!!! RILEY’S WOLVERHAMPTON – GET READY!!!!

What? More announcements? Ok Dean Ambrose Vs Big Show I can ride to that, Sasha Banks Vs Paige – Show her who the boss is Sasha! And Randy Orton Vs Kevin Owens??? Bellas Vs Charlotte/Becky? Big wrestling matches ah gwarn!

Seth Rollins – don’t expect me to stand up and say you’re the greatest champion of all time, you didn’t fight Undertaker & Brock Lesnar therefore…. you’re ONE OF the greatest pu$$!£$ of all time!

You just insulted John Cena my dude! OH SH!T – Cena paid his dues in the apology tour! He wants #16!!!! I support this! I’m all for upsetting the IWC!!!!

YES MOVEMENT for Cena Vs Rollins for the WWE title? No? Stephanie just trolled us all! God damn you woman! Go and kiss dog!

GRANT BODY-P!

But Cena gotta defend his US Title against Rollins? Looks like the apology tour continues! I can ride to that! Backing Cena all the way! Cena successfully defends… I called it last week – Title for Title at Summerslam – REMEMBER I TOLD YA!

I though Ambrose was on some Eddie Guerrero sh!t – untying Big Show’s laces then taking out his legs! It was purely strategy to recoup…

Remember back in the days? When Big Show used to do the chokeslam and that would be it?

Yo Miz – keep telling yourself you’re the baddest muthaf**a in the WWE – f**k around and the glass will smash! I know somebody who you tell you different!

OHHH SNAP!!!!! Ambrose went for the suicide dive, and landed right into Big Show’s fist – PPPPPPPP! Ambrose ain’t making the ten count f**k that!

And even after all that, Ambrose got to his feet, Big Slow was gonna finish him… Ambrose sidestep – BOOM – right into the barricade!

For real???? Fandango is still alive???? Oh well he ain’t now… Neville just settled him with the Red Arrow… What’s Stardust beef with Neville??? Does he fancy him or something??? I think Stardust thinks a Red Arrow is one of those Ice lollies you get from the ice cream man…..

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Paige’s team don’t want none of B.A.D…. sh!t I DO!!! I want all of that Sasha, I want that Tamina roughness, and I want Naomi to drop squats on my c-MZA DAYWALKER 2

SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!

You see this is why Grant is not a Paige fan, she got Charlotte and Becky Lynch wearing ‘This Is My House’ shirts… they don’t have a team name, so it’s still all about Paige… mannn… f**k that b!tch!

LET’S GO SASHA!! Kill her! Destroy her completely!

You will see… in months to come, Paige gonna f**k over Becky and Charlotte… remember I told ya!

Aaaah sh!t why the ref throw out the women at ringside? What is he gay too? If that was me, I’d send for a next referee and I’ll go away with Charlotte, Becky, Naomi & Tamina! Me and them four would have a REAAAL good time!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YES! MY GIRL SASHA HIT PAIGE WITH THE BANK STATEMENT!!! Whose house is it now b!tch!!! That’s what’s up!

For real Rusev? You gonna get Summer Rae a dutty dawg? Good idea Rusev call the dog – Dolph Ziggler! That’s a great name!

He got Summer Rae a dead fish??? Oh my days – he’s tryna say Lana pu$$y smells??? OUTTA ORDER & BRIGHT!

Pushing the boundaries are we Triple Teef??

OH NO! Lana kick down Summer Rae! and rub her face in the fish! You know what Lana’s tryna say right???

GRANT BODY – P!

Haha I just love when Rusev is cussing! Face it Rusev – you want Summer Rae to dress like Lana on some Action Bronson biting Ghostface style and sh!t – admit it – Summer Rae was just the consolation prize!

What I wanna know is, why are muthaf***az concerned about Axelmania? The Grant says – F**K AXELMANIA! AxelMania is dead, and in its death, long live the DAYWALKER!!! GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ok – a lil mathematics – last week, Los Matadores beat the PTP, I thought that makes them #1 contenders… this week Lucha Dragons beat Los Matadores… both matches had The New Day causing the distraction… is it me or do I smell a Fatal Four Way match at Summerslam? Come on! Throw the Tables, Ladders and the Chairs in there let’s do this!!! (Oh sh!t am I asking too much? I better get my mind out the attitude era!)

For real Wyatt? You just gonna say that the parents don’t love their kids? Well at least he isn’t speaking cryptically…he’s gotta point though, the police don’t protect us… they wanna destroy us because they can and get away with it…

Wyatt gonna digress about some pet… I guess he’s talking about Luke Harper coming back to him… yeah yeah where’s the Shield??? Come down the stairs!!!

I guess the Shield can’t be bothered… lets continue the Divas revolution! See I like Becky & Charlotte, I hope they brukk up the Bellas.. it’s that Paige I’m not a fan of!

…and while they come down the ramp and get ready for their contest against the Bellas, check this exclusive interview that MIKE KNOXXX and GRANT BODY – P interviewed, the beautiful, sexy, don’t take no sh!t, former Tough enough competitor – Gabi Castrovinci! Don’t just look at her and wank off… CLICK THE PIC NUH MAN!!!!

11693889_10206409570616322_7326486061945163969_n247 days??? COME ON NIKKI!!! You can do it girl! If you don’t make it, I won’t be mad though… divas division stepped up!

I got this feeling somewhere down the road Triple gonna give Gabi a tryout anyway… he sees that uniqueness in her… You see? Winning Tough Enough ain’t sh!t!

OH SNAAAP! Becky Lynch use the DISARMOUR super move! Alicia Fox tapped out like a b!tch! Alicia in my bad books too!

Sheamus at ringside while Kevin Owens and Randall fight? Hmmm I think we know who gonna win this one! Unless of course Cesaro finds himself out here!

See Randall ain’t like John… Randall is more of that dark hero sh!t… Randall will f**k you up – Cena won’t!

Sheamus – you do realise I was sitting there waiting for you to interfere in  that match… so what stipulation you and Randall gonna have???

I knew Cesaro would get involved but it didn’t work out too well for him – pop-up powerbomb – BLAOW!!! Try again kid!

Ok main event time! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! COME ON CENA!!! What – you thought Cena was gonna be in mid-card forever??? YOU DUMB RARSE!!!

Quote of the week – “If you’re a champion your ego should be out of control… look at Floyd Mayweather… he’s out of control… he’s never been beat…” (JAY-BEE) Let’s be real – from time Big Show couldn’t manage Mayweather, my dude Pacquiao couldn’t take him back in May! Yo Mayweather haters… you gotta make it burn!

Oh dear! Seth Rollins hit the Tiger Knee right into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!! That should have been a Mortal Kombat X-Ray moment! Yeah the crowd would chant ‘This Is Awesome!’ because Cena nose brukk up!!!!

Go on muthaf***a, tell me this wrestling thing is fake…. oh that would be you CM Princess Peach B!tch!! That’s why I lost respect for that fool! And Cena just beat Rollins with a f**ked up nose!!! YES CENA!!! The respect I once had for CM Pnuk… is now handed over to Cena! What you gonna do now Rollins? You gotta defend your title at Summerslam!!! (Why have I got this feeling Rollins gonna get away again??? Either that or Sheamus cashes his cheque against Cena and win???

Quality wrestling contests, no sign of Undertaker & Brock (as I thought,) and no Hogan chants! WOW! maybe there is hope for humanity!

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