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Monday Night Raw #1130, January 19, 2015!!!

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Here we go people!!!! The week leading up to Smack Talk Centre’s biggest gathering is upon us!!! Sponsored by Eastfield FC! Have you got your days off booked? Babysitters sorted? Outfits worked to perfection? Have you got your A-Game on for Darts, Pool, WWE2K15? Have you marked the lottery? Is the STC Mascot -The MOP making its return after Beer Pong????



WWF PROPA TINGZOl’ school cats in the hiz-house!!!! Shout out to Mike Knoxxx and the BDSIR NETWORK… Yes they addressed possibilities of certain things happening… but I’m gonna ‘keep my mouth closed, and take that fat finger out my nose’!!!! If you know where I got that hip hop quotable from, tweet me @MZATheInfamous!!!

WWE honoring their black people in honor of MLK day!!! But the question remains: Will the New Day become tag team champions???? My Breath, I won’t hold… shout out to Yoda!

NO F**K!N ABOUT!!! BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!!! The Don who defeated the Don of Dons at WrestleMania!!!!

Seems like Brock has found his voice! Seth Rollins! Get your backside out here muthaf***a!!!

Say what???? Go in the back and treat Brock to a steak and discuss? You know Brock doesn’t roll like that!!!

But it’s still all about Cena… is he a failure? Is he the man he used to be? Should he put it all on the line? He wins the match, Rowan, Ryback, and Ziggler get their jobs back… he loses, Well it’s just Brock vs Seth at the Rumble… make a choice….. WWE UNIVERSE!!!! Use the WWE App!

(why don’t you get it Grant?) Well first, I haven’t got an Android phone – OK! Two… I don’t really care! Whoever Loses, I Win! I always win!!!!

I can’t lie – It feels kinda weird having Danny back fighting!!! And he gotta fight Bray Wyatt… these two smashed it last year at the Rumble!!!!

Danny’s fighting style hasn’t changed!!!! But check this out – if Danny fails to beat Glenn on Smackdown, he can’t be in the rumble!!!! Aaaaah sh!t!!!!!

Look at Ka- er I mean Glenn applauding Wyatt’s wrestling skill…. He probably learned manners after Wyatt f**ked him up with the Steel Steps at Summerslam 2013!

Glenn – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! What’s his beef with Danny???!!! Why he do this???? Interfered in the match, Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail – BLAOW!!!! Look at Glenn picking up the pieces! That’s right – Glenn would hit the chokeslam, and dropping the ground and pound on him… my hero Kane however…. would tombstone his clart 3 times!!!! And drag Brie to hell so he can ‘F**k Her Right In The Pu$$y!!!’


HA! HA! Great backstage segment with Nash & Hall rocking the nWo attire, HBK coming through and X-Pac, telling Triple to shut down the suit and run joke!!! Talking of jokes…. where’s X-Dow going???? It was a good impression I’ll give him that!!! I thought it was X-Pac for a hot minute! Even Triple taking a shot at HBK for hunting down animals!!! Hey – even if it means getting my fried chicken then I support HBK 100%!!! Black man needs his food yo!

Ok this is that Royal Rumble legends panel…Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair N!&&@, and HBK… all had their Royal Rumble fame…this should be good…

Oh snap – these three were in the Royal Rumble 92!!!! How crazy was that! The greatest rumble!!! Oh hang on pay attention… who’s gonna win the rumble? HBK says Bray Wyatt!!!! WHOA!!! Hogan says Danny Bryan! That’s my pick! Ric Flair N!&&@ says Dean Ambrose! and the Big Show don’t like that sh!t!!!! Notice – Big Show’s latest nemesis – Roman Reigns has yet to appear! Watch di ryde!!!!

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So this fool wants to cuss down the three legends! God bless the Nature Boy, trying to take on the Big Show… where was he going? Really? Bounces off the ropes – PPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Flair just got punched through school buses!!!

INJUSTICE!!! Roman Reigns comes down the stairs!!!! Big Show – you are in TROUBLE NOW!!! Look how Reigns dashed The Big Show over the top rope with ease!!!! Looks like Reigns put back on his proper Shield attire too! That’s what’s up!!!!

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OH SNAP! Dean Ambrose defeated Wade Barrett!!! Does this mean he can fight for the Intercontinental Title? F**k that! The Royal Rumble is coming!!!!!!

Ok this is it people!!! The New Day is here!!!!! They have improved their entrance… all 3 guys got mics coming to the ring and sh!t… talking all that positive vibes… I’m saying hmmmmm…. in fact No – I say SHOW SOME RESPECT DAMNIT!!!! What must MLK be thinking right now???

What – they brought back Cesaro’s swing? But with a twist – an assist by Tyson Kidd???? You are seeing two great tag teams right now in The New Day and Tyson Cesaro…. but the New Day takes it!!!!! When you hear Big E buss the New Day Clap…. THAT’S IT!!!

Wait a minute -isn’t the screen meant to go black & white when the nWo come out???? WWE FIX UP!!!

Good to see X-Pac is no longer getting booed anymore!!!!


Now what do these Illuminati Jabronies doing here? I’m sure Nash has one Jack Knife Powerbomb left in him! Can Scott Hall drop another Razor’s Edge? Has X-Pac still got those educated feet???

These devils keep running their mouth…. even Jay-Bee has had enough of this sh!t!!! He called up his bredrin – Ron Simmons! APA in the hiz-house!

Next minute – The New Age Outlaws show up too! 7 on 2 – that’s not fair surely? Well they f**k!n deserve it!!! Don’t let these devils cuss down the legends! Teach these devils manners!!!! Jay-Bee – bounces off the ropes – clothesline from hell – BLAOW!!!! Don’t f**k with the attitude era legends!!!

Roy Lucier – SHUT THE F**K UP – I see you – you brought me back in that miserable @$$ Wrestling Fanbase group of yours, then you run your mouth, talking about – you hope they don’t bury the Ascension…. You act like just because you are a historian, and you met most of the stars, that you know everything. The Grant Says this – he DOES respect you don’t get it twisted, but he only has 4 words for you…


Oh man! How the rarse is Cena gonna contend with Seth Rollins, Big Show & Glenn? Cena wins – Ziggler/Rowan/Ryback return. He loses – well bwoy!!!!! I got this feeling it’s gonna be one of those finishes… where the locker room rushes the ring… That’s after Cena winning by DQ… Oh hang on – can he win by DQ in a handicap maGRANT BODY THRONE - Ptch?

Yo they announced that Nattie & Paige take on the Bella Twins at The Royal Rumble…GASP! Nikki doesn’t defend her title! Ok get your complain on now muthaf***az!!!

Damn – R-Truth is still alive???? All this rhyming on the mic… only to tap out or pass out to the accolade…. GODDAMNIT!!!

Calling it now – Ryback is the one that’s gonna eliminate Rusev out that muthaf***a on Sunday!


Even though Truth lost on his born day… he’s right – in the rumble, everyone is gonna come for Rusev’s clart! Oh man!!! Rusev goose cook!!!!

Talking of goose cook… Brock told Rollins straight – he WILL F**K HIM UP!!! I dunno about you – but did you smell the doo-doo coming out of Rollins @$$??!!!!

On a real, BIG RESPECT to Seth Rollins – how many new stars can say they got to wrestle Brock Lesnar in the main event for the title? Exactly – NONE!!!!

OH SNAP! New match added to the Royal Rumble! The New Age Outlaws take on the illuminati devils a.k.a. The Ascension!!! WHOA! This is an honor for these new cats word up!

Enough of that sh!t – Time for Cena to prove he still da man! With the Authority watching at ringside! Yo Mike Knoxxx… I SEE YOU!!! Me nah seh nutin…. yet!

I can’t lie – it’s been peaceful without that idiot Ziggler running around shaking his @$$ and sh!t!

Look at that Triple TEEF! He’s dying to do something teef at ringside! and that sexy Stephanie…. do you think Cena was looking up Stephanie’s skirt while he was down for the ring out????


It’s not looking good people! HOL’ ON!!!!!! STING ON THE TITANTRON!!!! His presence was a mere distraction! Cena with the roll up! 1…….2……..3!!!!! OH SNAP!!!! MIKE KNOXXX WAS RIGHT!!!! TRIPLE TEEF HIM BEX!!!! Standing on the announce table barling Sting’s name!!!! Oh man! It looks more towards that Sting Vs Triple confrontation at WrestleMania!

Sh!t don’t stop! Brock’s music hit! F5 to Glenn – BLAOW!!! F5 to Big Show – BLAOW!!! Seth Rollins had to take foot and run!!!! IT’S ON NOW!!!!

You see? When Brock’s music hit or Sting appears, they MADE YOU LOOK!!!!!








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Monday Night Raw #1129, January 12, 2015!!!

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You IWC muthaf***az are obviously either blind, deaf, or stupid, you know why? Because last week, I saw THREE GUYS get ‘fired’… I had my best friend come check me the other day, and he told me – ‘someone told him that ZIGGLER got fired…’ and the worst part is: It’s still real to you damnit!!!! I can say two things: one, Kudos to WWE for still provoking emotion out of you muthaf***az, that shows that when a heel does his thing right, and fans are wilding for days, WWE did their job. The second, and most important… SHUT THE F**K UP!!!


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Big ups to Macho Man Randy Savage! Finally in the Hall of Fame!!! And rightfully deserved! For all you dumb muthaf***az who still want C***s B****t in the Hall Of Fame… GET IN THE CHAIR!!! RAW #1129! HOLD DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell John Cena looks his happy cheerful self…. maybe he’s had a revelation???

WHOA!!!! Cena using IWC tactics here!!!! Use the hashtag #AuthoritySucks! He knows he wasn’t accountable for that sh!t the Authority pulled! I’m not gonna join the trend for the simple reason – I LIKE THE AUTHORITY! Especially that Stephanie – OHHHH! Front way – Back way – I’d tear her @$$ up!!!!


Do we wanna see the three stars back in WWE? Well for me 2 out of 3 ain’t bad!!!! All Cena has gotta do, is defeat Seth Rollins…. in a Lumberjack match… sounds simple enough… Oh wait… it’s all the cats that support the Authority and all the Cena haters….

Wait a minute – the #1 Trend Worldwide is #RAWNewOrleans? I thought it was #Authority Sucks??? Isn’t that like an epic fail Cena? It’s only The Rock who can command such a trend!

Trust me Mike Cole: Cena doesn’t feel responsible… that’s the Authority using psychology on that sh!t! Now you jabronies love off your Ziggler, so you have no alternative to support Cena here! Is he a c**t now Robert Ashford! HA! I MADE YOU LOOK!

Maybe he is!!!! OH NO!!! The Big Show with the Sean Price Punch to Cena – P!!!!! Rollins wins! And Ziggler, Rowan & Ryback are still out of a job… BOO HOO – GET OVER IT!!! That’s what Ziggler’s brief says! OVER IT!!


So hold on… Naomi gotta fight with one arm tied behind her back??? I’d tie her with both hands but that’s just me – ahem – but if Ambrose doesn’t pass some stupid @$$ test he can’t fight in the rumble???

Now #LumberjackMatch is the #1 trend pon di twitter? HA! F**k all that – follow us pon di twitter – @stc_wwe and use the hashtag #fcukouttahere!

Next week on RAW: Hogan, Michaels, Razor Ramon and Ric Flair N!**@ all up in effect!!!! I see what’s going on there… that’s a WWE Network UK move… and guess what? I’m still not sending for that rarse!!! At least not now!

What’s this sh!t Big Slow be talking???? Did you listen to half the sh!t he says??? Nah, me either… something about Roman Reigns being a loser… even my stream can’t be bothered with this sh!t! it’s gone and crashed on me! Now I don’t know what Roman Reigns said to Big Slow! Or was it a blessing in disguise? Answers on a postcard please!

Maybe I should send for the WWE Network… this is not cool yo!

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Look how long Alicia Fox has done this wrestling sh!t… if she can’t defeat Naomi with one hand tied GRANT - BODY - Pbehind her back Alicia will bring shame and disgrace to herself!

I bet that makes Booker-T feel sweet when he saw Alicia drop the scissors kick on Naomi! It made me feel sweet just seeing Naomi full stop!!! I bet sex with her is out of this world!!! That @$$ tho!!!


On a real though, I love Stephanie but she doesn’t wanna f**k with Naomi… I’m telling you that from now! She put Naomi in that predicament in the first place!

I gotta respect any one who goes against Miz… knowing everything Miz does Sandow does! Down to the bumps! I respect them because how can they not laugh?! Because I’m an Undertaker fan… I’d love to imagine what would happen if he went against The Miz with Sandow there too? THAT would have me in stitches…

Damn I gotta say, Today is a good day for anyone who supports the Authority!!!! I mean, Big Show punches Roman through school buses, Alicia wins her match, Seth Rollins beats Cena, now The Miz defeats the Uso brudda!

Come on WWE! I know you want Roman Reigns to be your next top dude but you cannot deny Danny’s popularity, why won’t you let things run naturally??? It will break my heart to see cats boo Roman Reigns out of the building because he was…’forced down our throats’… look at Danny! He got the Yes movement rolling again, after jabroni journalists were quick to talk sh!t on their blogs talking about – the YES movement is over… does it matter if he has the look? He has the skills and with a simple YES! Chant brings a powerful message to the youth! Even your father Stephanie, embraces the chant now…

You need to get with the programme baby girl!

I see what you tryna do, anything to put Danny back on the shelf… so you send Glenn after Danny… er Steph, that ain’t gonna work you know why? because it was My Hero Kane who took out Bryan… not Glenn you silly girl!!!

By the looks of this brawl, Danny’s fighting style remains unchanged! I sincerely hope he has an alternative top rope move! I don’t know about that flying headbutt yo!

I don’t get it – why is Natalya & TJ at ringside when Paige and Brie Bella are fighting? Answers on a postcard please!

Oh I remember now! TJ has his hands on the Bellas lately hasn’t he?? See if wrestling recycles itself then if I wrote the script I would have had Cena suddenly come out and drop the AA/FU on TJ for ‘no reason!!!’ (No Reason??? Well you do the knowledge… observe…)

Haha! Paige just slapped TJ – WHAMMMM!!! And Natalya liked that sh!t! Look how fine Natalya is! I’m telling you man – Natalya ain’t getting that good loving… I gotta song for you Natalya, and it goes a lil’ something like this:

And I know you’re getting bored, dealing with him,

I know you miss my lovin, my thuggin, Thug Lovin!!!!


Who else than to induct Randy Savage than the other half of the Mega Power himself – Hulk Hogan!

Macho Man Randy Savage – SALUTE THIS MAN! I have to admit though, I wasn’t a fan of him, I didn’t dislike him either… he was just one of the guys that was there that you simply couldn’t miss! What I can say, Macho Man was my dude in Spiderman!

“Please Lock the Cage Door At This Time!!!” Doesn’t it sound TEEF when the announcer says that? We need him for WrestleMania 31 that’s my word!!

I can imagine the IWC saying stupid sh!t like – ‘Spiderman knows how to take bumps!!!’

WHAT SORT OF MOVE WAS THAT BY THE ASCENSION??? It was like a double team reverse release flapjack or some sh!t!!! OH LAWWWD – I dunno you know! They could be better than the Road Warriors… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Quote from Mike Cole ‘They say they are better than Demolition, the Road Warriors, the Powers Of Pain… Soon they are gonna compare themselves to the Mega Powers’… Uh oh don’t rattle Hogan’s cage Cole!!!

…and now we will never know who is the official bad man between Ryback and Rusev (storyline folks don’t get cocky) so instead we get Ambrose Vs Rusev… er I like both guys… so I wanna see a good clean fight, ok???!! Ok er maybe not…

Gotta say I love that move by Dean Ambrose – I’m sure it’s in the WWE2K15 game – where he looks like he’s gonna fall out the ropes but bounces back and claps em down with a mean clothesline!

Damn Ambrose! You must be the only dude that loses matches and the IWC b!tches don’t call you a jobber/someone who gets buried!!! Damn the Authority is killin em this week!

WHOA!! They made Brock speak on the mic!!!! (Hold your heart Grant) Don’t worry I’m here!!!! He says he gonna conquer everybody! YES!!!!

Contracts signed, no going back now! Is it me or does it seem that Brock has become more of the ‘neutral’ or ‘tweener’ character here? Because Mr Tandem Engine (Rollins) has taken this heel sh!t to a new level! (well not quite Triple’s level) but you get the idea!

HERE WE GO! Seth takes the first swing, misses, Cena comes with counter technique, Brock Lesnar – German Suplex to Cena! German Suplex to Rollins! Cena recovers, FU to Lesnar through the table – BLAOW! Turns to Triple – and says this -‘Do you see me now??’ (WrestleMania 31 hint)

Rollins recovers, bounces off the ropes, Curb Stomp to Cena – BLAOW! Here’s the big one – bounces off the turnbuckles, Curb Stomp to Lesnar – BLAOW!!!

I know what you’re thinking… Rollins is a DEAD MAN at the rumble! I don’t think Triple is a fan of Ice Cube, but Stephanie knows her hip hop, and as far as the Authority… she’s gotta say, Today Was A Good Day!









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Monday Night Raw #1128, January 5, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1128, January 5, 2015!!!

If there is a overfiend,

There must be an Evil King.

Where Daniel Bryan is present,

There too, is The Authority….


Don’t get it twisted – I’m not calling Daniel Bryan a ‘God’… that’s something wrestling fans do. I simply took that excerpt from my favourite manga anime film of all time and flipped the words around. The landscape has changed…. get ready Danny, prepare for hell part 2!!!

Happy new year muthaf***az! My new years resolution is to refrain from cussing wrestling fans, and as you can see already, I have broken that resolution. RAW #1128! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZOh man everybody is in the ring… I’m just waiting for the Authority’s music to hit… I was more hoping for Vincent Kennedy’s music to hit and tell them all about RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!

Don’t worry Cena I forgive you… I wanted the Authority back, especially Stephanie! She was away too long if you ask me!

Stephanie – those boots though!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Triple – I suggest you send a restraining order against me! Those boots are not corporate!!!!

WTF??!!!! Seth didn’t have to cash in his cheque!!! Seth is in the triple threat match at the Royal Rumble! God damnit I just created that promo video!

OH NO! It gets worse! It’s John Cena Appreciation Night too!!!! The Authority guarantees that they will deliver? That’s a good idea for the IWC – or should I say – CURRRRTISSS!!! to NOT tune in this week!

Come on Barrett!!!! Destroy that Ziggler!!! make Barrett look strong damnit!!!!

Damnit that bastard won! But I’m afraid Barrett has some baaad news!!! He’s destroying Ziggler! Next thing you know Glenn comes out and ‘forgets to mention’ that this is 2 out of 3 falls??? SUPERB!!! Keep going! Barrett with the Bull hammer & Wasteland super move – BLAOW!!!! That’s what I’m talking about!

Why the f**k did Ziggler kick down Glenn for??? Now look what happen – Barrett wins! YES!!!! I forgive you for burying The Undertaker – you destroyed the IWC’s favourite battyman!!!! BRAVO!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE – the Authority say they have no issues with anybody – they are starting on a clean slate… A LIE!!!! Ziggler pinned Rollins to get rid of the Authority at Survivor Series… so you know they gonna make Ziggler’s life a living hell!

Is it me or has Renée Young cut her hair??? Not bad! Just don’t over do it like Penny from Big Bang Theory…

Vanity Fair And Vera Wang Celebrate The Opening Of Vera Wang On Rodeo Drive

So heartbreaking…. I blame her husband… even Howard from Big Bang doesn’t throw shots at her anymore… remember every week Howard would talk about how he would get in Penny’s pu$$y????


WHOA!!! The Ascension has picked up on the Road Warriors comparisons by the IWC???? Look what you’ve done!!!!! It’s YOUR FAULT!!!! I have no sympathy. You open your dirty mouths too much!

I wonder why Rusev & Lana have started doing promos backstage…. is it because every time they are out Ryback brukks up his clart?!

YES-SA! here’s my dude – Roman Reigns! The DON! F**k the haters… they was on Roman’s d!ck this time last year…. when you brukk up the Big Show, you are punching the haters through school buses!

… but the Big Show is taking Reigns like a rag doll! Show wasn’t interested in a straight wrestling match… it was all about using the stairs and destroying Reigns! Finish him if you’re bad Big Show… Reigns bounces off the ropes, spear to the belly – BLAOW! The stairs drop on Show’s head top!!!! HAHA! What a wassack!

Well Natalya is here! Seems like she wasn’t in trouble after all for eating those brownies!!!! Oh hang on… Paige comes out here – who started that mess in the first place!

Oh snap!!!! Natalya pinned the divas champion! See? Now if you win the title, you can pay for the car you damaged!!! Somebody take that Need For Speed game away from Natalya?!!!!

Hang on – this is a mad situation? Mercury & Noble acting as referees for this Harper & Rowan match?? What sort of sh!t is that???

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE – Rowan lost… all this is, it’s the Authority’s revenge… everyone that was on Team Cena is to be f**ked up… it started with Ziggler, now Eric Rowan… Big Show already turned evil so that’s him out of the equation… hang on who else was in that team??? Oh yeah – Ryback…. uh-oh….

Booker-T – DUTTY BWOY!!!! About it’s gonna get hot in here – DAMN RIGHT!!! Naomi & Alicia Fox to fight?!! Forget about the Usos and Miz & Mizdow (Yeah I said it) I wanna see someone’s weave pulled out! Hopefully not Naomi’s!!!


Oh snap!!! Ambulance tables????? somebody gonna have splinters in their back tonight!!!!

Did Booker-T make reference to the Attitude Era in this match??? Don’t say that Booker – you will have muthaf***az wanking!!!

Booker-T you are slippin son! Bray Wyatt – the epitome of Darkness??? If only there was an Undertaker (in his prime)/Wyatt feud… that would be instantly feud of the year!

I don’t remember Booker-T being in an ambulance match??? Wrestling trainspotters help me out here! When did that happen? Answers on a postcard please! tweet me @MZATheInfamous or @stc_wwe!

So that’s what happened!!!! I wasn’t a WCW guy during the Monday Night Wars anyway…

OH SNAP!!!! Wyatt laid out on the table! Ambrose climbs the ambulance, jumps off, elbow drop to Wyatt right through the table – BLAOW!!!!

Call The Ambulance

I haven’t heard that in a while! Mike Cole – ‘A Sister Abigail on the concrete floor!’ Not as good as JR, but he tries… and with that… Bray Wyatt drives Ambrose to the hospital! Knowing Bray, I don’t think Ambrose will make it to the hospital!

Yeaaaaaaah boyeeee! the Usos and that sexy…… SEXY… Naomi… a REAL woman…. not that pale piece of clay you call Paige!

Oh no Miz beat the Uso brudda… damnit…. not to worry the story continues… Ryback vs Rollins – calling it now – Rusev will interfere and teef…

Wait a minute…. Glenn is joining in and now it’s a handicap match??? TEEEEEEF!!! Well I’ve seen Ryback Shell Shock two men before at one time… I can’t see how this is different…


Well I called it wrong… is wrestling still predictable CURRRRTISSS??? Hahahahaha! Ryback held his own still… but two curb stomps to Ryback’s head top, plus the beating from Glenn and the two stooges… 4 on 1? Forget about it!

When Adam Rose comes on, normally I would send for my p!$$ break… but I don’t need the toilet… and The New Day is out here…so it’s worth staying put…

I feel sorry for New Day though… they are not connecting with the fans…. The Grant says this – if they came out as a new Nation of Domination, y’all still complain and say it ain’t the same. I do like the New Day clap though…

OH SNAP!!! Cesaro & Tyson Kidd were ‘Rosebuds’ in disguise and sh!t? attacking the New Day? Their super move is awesome though!!!!

Oh man they are really giving Cena props for this!!! Let’s appreciate him! He brought back the Authority! The best thing he ever did!!!!

Sh!t I wished I brought back the Authority… Stephanie calls Cena her hero… I wished I could show her my gratitude…

TEEEEEEEF!!! Why is Triple bringing out ‘Team Cena’ to appreciate Cena??? I got a bad feeling about this!

WTF??? Suspensions for Rowan, Ryback & Ziggler??? Don’t you think they’ve been punished anyway???

OH SNAP!!!! FIRED????!!!!! They can’t do this???? Well Ziggler I don’t mind but not the other two???!!!

Oh no! it’s a celebration!!!! Stephanie’s dancing!!!! Triple verbally USED DI HAMMER!!!!!

Er…. Vincent Kennedy… er… need a lil’ help here…..

One last thing… The Infamous Informer is coming of age this Sunday… so…. what you getting him???

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Monday Night Raw #1127, December 29, 2014!!!

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So here’s me chilling, getting my Tekken on, my Need For Speed on (shout out to my bamboo) enjoying my 36 Seasons album, check my Facebook and I see this:

Danny Bryan Crossroads

I don’t want to wish the worst, but I hope Danny doesn’t announce his retirement when Edge & Christian are hosting… how f**ked up would that be? But WAIT!!! He says he’s LOOKING FORWARD to announcing this… think positive people!!!!!

So with Edge & Christian hosting this week, do you think we will see that old-school coming from the crowd entrance? If that old school theme? I think that’s important!

You think you know The Infamous Informer…. and on this day, I see clearly! RAW #1127! IT’S SO REAL TO ME!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZOh no…. WWE has started with Edge’s retirement speech… NOT A GOOD OMEN!

Edge & Christian are in the hiz-house! Ok Time to crack open the BBQ Pringles!

Oh no the crowd don’t like that! Seth Rollins on the Cutting Edge Peep Show??? I like that! Plus he gotta fight Roman Reigns!

Rusev Vs Ziggler?? WORD??!!!! Er what – completely naked??? Christian have you gone cumse-cumsa??? Oh you come to your senses… a naked Lana! YES!!! Jerry Lawler likes the sound of that one!

Here we go let’s get our 5 second pose on! RECORD SKIP –

OH NO!!!!! NOT HIM??!!!! Hang on Brock… Edge is retired with a mash-up neck!!! Christian got too many concussions! They can’t run out the ring???! Oh SH!T!!!! Send for the ConChairTow!!!! OH NO….

HEYMAN GOT KILLER LINE ALREADY!!! He said Brock will penetrate and snap the virgin neck of John Ce- oh look here now you call his name and there he goes talking sh!t to the camera, salutes the universe, runs into the ring, throws his cap in the audience… you know the routine!

Look at Brock laughing at Cena!!!! OH NO!!! Cena just said his new years resolution is to beat Brock!!!! Oh my god no!!! 16 times champion for Cena??? Haters get to eating your fruity pebbles!

Rusev Vs Ziggler!!!! Champion Vs Champion! I’m gonna enjoy this! Right all you muthaf***az chanting U-S-A in support of Ziggler – SHUT-TUP!

Ziggler – prove to me that you’re not gay – you say that you steal people’s girlfriends – There’s Lana over there – GET IN HER PUTIN!!!!

BEAUTIFUL!! Rusev stomping out Ziggler like a government mule until he got disqualified… sent for the Accolade super move, Ziggler tappin like a b!tch… but Ryback wants some of that Russian Steak…. That is after he’s beat down Rusev that is!!!


Hold up – have WWE put back on the 6 Month Committment on their Network???? You know IWC trainspotters are gonna screenshot that sh!t!!! Means nothing to me though… birthday season is coming… PUT THE WOMEN ON NOTICE!!!

Oh snap!!!! Ryback was eliminated at Tough Enough in 2004??? Damn he’s schooling us yo!!!! Where’s this going? That he’s going to be in the Rumble?

I wonder if the science behind this real talk with Ryback is to shut down the IWC’s negativity? STC’s Ian Cooper thinks it’s a shot at Roman Reigns? Never saw it like that…

Oh snap! Ryback is a positive brother!!! This man has earned MORE PROPS from me!!! Yes! The speech was a shot at the IWC for real! It probably was a shot at CM P**K as well about his injury he sustained over his career! Ryback is the f**k!n man – OK!

Two gyal with sexy thighs collide! Nikki Vs Natalya! Whoever Loses – I WIN!!!! I ALWAYS WIN!!!

The only problem with that – it was only 2 minutes long… come on WWE – Sasha Banks and Charlotte Flair had a good 20 minute match at best!SAM_3845

Wait a minute – Naomi is bigging up The Miz for putting her on to future projects!!! Even Miz looks confused!!!! The plot thickens!!!! I’m interested in this one… after all, Naomi is the wife that got away!

Tag team championship match jump off! Miz & Mizdow Vs The Uso brudda!!! Naomi don’t get involved baby girl!!!

JAY-BEE!!! HAHAHA!!! He just called The Miz a good humanitarian! I like that!!!

This tag team match is great! Super moves kicked out of! How is this gonna end? Naomi? Maybe those Ascension dudes?

NO!!!!! USO’S TAKE BACK THE TITLES!!!! LAWWWWWD!!!!! Somebody getting some sex tonight!!!! Yo Jimmy Uso – use the power invested in me to give her that good loving!!!!

Ok – I don’t know how y’all take ‘pokes’ on Facebook… but The Infamous Informer takes it as a playful sexual nature… what I wanna know is, why are married women poking your boy at 2:22am? Come on ma, you know I got a bamboo!!! If this was 5 years ago, me and you could run!!! Where’s your husband at???? Guys – keep your women in check! I’ve messed with married women before! Y’all lucky I have a woman who loves me! And I love her!


First Ryback, now it’s Cesaro’s moment of clarity! Is this Vincent Kennedy’s way of telling the roster to step their game up???

OH SNAP!!! I’m afraid I’ve got some Bad News!!!! He’s turned good! Er who do I support? (Barrett buried The Undertaker in 2010 Grant) That he did…. er….

Barrett with the Bullhammer to Cesaro – BLAOW!!!! Oh well, better luck in 2015 mate!

Oh boy… Luke Harper Vs Wack Swagger… backing Harper here!!!! Beat his @$$ and feed him to the crocodiles!!!

I don’t know why y’all chant We The People… I talk the truth – Swagger is WACK and you never take heed… y’all act like y’all got all the answers… I don’t know the wrestling biz inside out and I don’t wish to either… because if I do, I become ONE OF YOU!!!!

Is Big Show speaking for my favourite people – yes you – the IWC? He says Roman Reigns ain’t that dude, Seth Rollins is! Are you just hating Bi Show because he’s The Rock’s cuzzo and you and him go way back????

I think Big Show is a bit on the D of Rollins…. Rollins is a don no doubt… Big Show talking about he loves’ watching him’ in the ring… personally I love ‘watching Layla’ in the ring… but hey! To each their own!


Oh Big Slow why you do that to Roman Reigns??? F**k it I’m saying it – this is Big Show Vs The Rock 2015! Yeah I said it!!!! I understand Reigns wanting to be militant but a few Rock-esque jokes wouldn’t hurt rude boy!

The Grant Says this – All that talk from Wyatt & Ambrose, sometimes we complain and say their sh!t is boring… but when WWE put it all together in a promo for the Ambulance Match next week on Raw…. it’s like – WROOOOOOY! I gotta tune in next week!!!! OH SNAP – Call the Ambulance to come and pick up the people!!!!

Uh-oh… this is it people… Danny Bryan is here! Dude sent out a tweet that has the IWC dreading… I sincerely hope I can tell the IWC to Get in the Chair….

Oh man Danny’s filling up with tears…. Come on Grant man up!!!

Come on Danny! Shawn Michaels was out the game for 4 years!!!! You can come back too!

OH SNAP!!!! 2015 ROYAL RUMBLE!!!! Danny is BAAAACCCCK!!!! You know what? The Grant Says This – Danny knew when he was coming back… he just didn’t say sh!t!!! And now, it’s about that time we played our Official STC advertisement for the Royal Rumble!!!


Oh man Miz & Mizdow have to fight again… against the Illumin – er Ascension??? The ignorant crowd chanting L.O.D….. YOU DUMB RARSE!!!

My moms ain’t gonna let me watch WWE again! If she finds out the Ascension’s titantron got that Illuminati sh!t all over it.. I’ll be in big trouble!!!!

Oh boy… this Cutting Edge Peep Show is gonna be DON! Seth Rollins invites John Cena AND BRRRROCCCK LESNAR???? A new years toast? RAW is gonna end in RUCKUS!!!

He invited Big Slow as well??? Wow this is a New Years Celebration! I can’t lie, I’m gonna miss 2014… I mean, meeting Rita Ora & Ghostface Killah in the SAME YEAR???

SETH ROLLINS – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!!! You know what he did? He took out Christian, The Big Show, grabbed Edge by his neck back, put him in the ground, Rollins, called out Cena, forced him to bring back the Authority or Edge, aka Father, Husband…will be in a wheelchair!!! Cena had no choice! Did we think he would bring back the Authority like that? HELL NAW!!! What does Cena get for his trouble? A curb stomp in his head top – BLAOW!!!! Next thing you know, Big Show, Lesnar, Heyman, the stooges, Rollins, all celebrating on stage, and Triple’s music hits! They they are! Triple & Stephanie! With champagne in hand! DRINK UP! IT’S A CELEBRATION B!TCHES!!!! That segment right there should get a Slammy award!!


One more thing IWC! You negative muthaf***az- GET IN THE CHAIR!!!







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Monday Night Raw #1126, December 22, 2014!!!

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WWE is truly like Christmas: as a kid, you are mad excited, tossing and turning in the bed and sh!t, waking up your whole fam as soon as it hits daylight to open those presents… as an adult, all you do whine and complain like a B!TCH! WWE puts on a Christmas show for the kids, and you whine and complain? This is the part where I don’t consider myself a wrestling fan. I’m disgusted with you all. You make me sick. You are not worthy of reading this. F**k that – if you don’t like it, read it anyway! (Shout out to Mike Knoxxx!!)

Tiz’ Da Seazon To Be Jolly! Now nyam yuh turkey and SHUDDUP!!! RAW! #1126! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!


I didn’t watch live due to family commitments so lets see what WWE wants me to see…

So out of Ho Ho Hogan’s sack we got Big Show Vs Roman Reigns, remember Big Show, you gotta make him look strong now!

We got Bray Wyatt Vs Dean Ambrose in a ‘Miracle on 34th Street Fight’… if the Royal Rumble wasn’t coming up I would recommend a three stages of hell match between these two lunatics…

What the rarse does Cena want? Don’t tell me he wants to sit on Hogan lap…

What? Seth Rollins wants to sit on Hogan’s lap as well??? I don’t think Hogan’s leg pythons can handle the weight!

The only man to bring the Authority back is John Cena… damnit Cena BRING THEM BACK!!! Robbing the fans of seeing sexy Stephanie… and those Triple TEEF interviews I like to see every Wednesday, SORT IT OUT CENA!

But first! Cena Vs Rollins… and his stooges! After a great contest, Cena picks up the victory… that’s gonna please STC’s Curtis Geensen…. his favourite Warrior Princess prevails again! (You think he secretly fancies John???)


You mean to tell me you let Fandango beat yuh??? When will you fools be real with me and admit??? I wanna see you on your crusty knees and say this: ‘Grant, you are right… Swagger is WACK!!!’ It’s ok… I’ll forgive you for your insolence… maybe…

OH NO! Exotic Express shut down!!! Of all the times Adam Rose has partied, he chose the festive season to be a Grinch… R-Truth showed him What’s Up, and now Adam Rose is beating on the bunny big time! Look at the women in the express! They’re in shock! There’s still a party over here ladies! On the plus side, it’s about time we got to see Adam Rose use his real skills properly… stop this nonsense and let’s see what you can really do… LEO KRUGER!!!

(side note, I couldn’t care less… just bring the Express ladies to me…. GRANT BODY – P!!!)

Remember what I said Big Show?? You gotta make Roman look strong!!! Do you think he was successful people? a count-out victory??? I’m sure I said something like – Big Show & Roman Reigns might be the last 2 in the rumble… in case you haven’t figured it out, I’m taking the p!$$ out of you Roman Reigns haters… the more you run him down… the more I’m gonna support him! Same goes for Cena… Yeah I said it! I’m more of a Reigns fan than Cena… I truly sick of the hating and whining…

Hmmm I kinda like Brie Bella’s attire…tell that b!tch to come here??? Let me rip what’s left of that outfit! Sorry Danny… your woman is fine…

Did Brie just blow a kiss to Tyson Kidd???? She can’t do that???!!!! Yo Danny – Talk to your girl yo!!!! That ain’t good!

And for no reason… let’s throw a pic of Natalya as the attire she wrestles in now…f**k that – it’s Christmas damnit!

Natalya Christmas

Gotta show those thighs Natalya!!!!

HA! HA! Yes Luke Harper! Lick him down! About he’s lifting up his Intercontinental Title Belt! F**k the introduction!!! BEAT DOWN ZIGGLER! Don’t let me down this time Harper! In fact – f**k that – what would Bray Wyatt think???

Dayum Harper is killing Ziggler in that ring! Keep going! Get the title!!!! Harper the TITLE!!!!

Was that me or was Mike Cole stepping up his commentary game??? Yo Billal of the STC – I think Mike Cole heard ya!

Sh!t… Ziggler’s coming back… he still has a conscience…. (Anime/Urotsukidoji fans will understand this pic…)

Faust Urotsukidoji 2BASTARD!!!! Two super kicks followed by a Zig-Zag, and Harper couldn’t get up from that! CURSES!!!! DAMN YOU ZIGGLER!!! You just gone and ruined Christmas!!!

Now THIS IS THE SH!T I’m waiting for! Lana & Rusev pon Piper Pit!!! Let’s see Lana tell Rowdy Roddy Piper to SHUT-TUP!

Wait a minute… Piper has a gift for Rusev & Lana? Well I’m not sure about Rusev but I have a ‘gift’ for Lana!!! All she gotta do is lift her tight skirt up, move panties to the side and let the music tell the story as I Put It In her Putin!

Draw down yuh draws and bend dung, skin out gyal meh want put it in deh!!!
How you caan brukk off di hood suh? Skin out gyal meh want put it in deh!!!


OH SNAP – That’s the present??? Ryback complete with a bow tie??? That leaves Lana vulnerable!!! Use di Hot Rod Piper!!! Actually bad idea – Goldust is back there – I remember what happened in 1996!

Now if I was the booker I would have had Goldust come back out on Piper’s Pit and start the rivalry again!!! HA! HA!

OHHHHHHH!!! Oh my goodness! Summer Rae, Cameron, Alicia Fox, Emma, and especially Naomi they look HOTTTT in those Santa’s helper outfits!!! (er what about Pai-) MOVE YUH BACKSIDE!!! I’m sorry – I don’t find a pale @$$ zombie looking like she come from that film -World War Z attractive!

Why are you fools chanting for Paige??? Seriously you guys have gotta sit me down and convince me why Paige is hot… you got 20 seconds….. SHE’S NOT!!!!SAM_3844

She calls herself an ‘anti-diva’ but she finds herself on Total Divas??? The show that YOU DON’T SUPPORT?!!!! Ok – when she’s on a show getting naked – don’t say SH!T to me… OK???

What sort of move was that by Alicia Fox???? That’s a bad gyal move!!! Cameron ain’t getting up from that sh!t!!!

Do you think Bray Wyatt celebrates Christmas??? Can you imagine him doing Christmas shopping in Merry Hill? No, me either…

Who has been wrapping steel chairs in those presents under the tree??? Dean Ambrose is the Christmas spirit alright!!!

No!!! Bray you can’t do that! That’s the Kitchen Table! How are the Wyatt family gonna eat? You just threw Dean Ambrose on the table….

You know what some idiot said on a wrestling group on FB? (Not naming them as it’s publicity for them – ) he said, he’s fed up of Ambrose in these type of matches… he wants to see Ambrose in a wrestling match…. f**k!n idiot! Now I’m starting to think you fans is gay…. always want ‘wrestling matches’…. I’m only interested in wrestling my woman on the mattress!


Ambrose just lost to Wyatt… but that don’t mean sh!t!!!! Him nah dun!!! Climbs top ropes, elbow drop into Wyatt on the table – BLAOW!!!!

THE GRANT SAYS: Considering I watched this on WWE.Com, it wasn’t really that bad as far as a Christmas show goes… it could have been mad cornier than that… but f**k that – next week, we got Edge & Christian in the house! Y’all best get your HiPhones and Samsung Galaxys ready for that sh!t!!!

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It’s Christmas!!!! Gimme some of that Good Ol’ Love!!!!










Monday Night Raw #1125, December 15, 2014!!!

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Don’t confuse it with sleep, I might be the only person in the world who hasn’t watched NXT R Evolution. I’m taking y’all word for it! I heard it was DON! I’m not gonna argue or counter, matter of fact I got no bars simply because, I haven’t seen it! The truth is, I WAS watching it, I saw the first match with Kevin Owens & CJ Parker, but my stream went down, and I thought chu, me garne ah mi bed! I won’t have time to catch up on it now as I’m a busy man. If I don’t catch wrestling live, chances are I won’t catch up. Sorry guys!


I did however see the TLC joint, oh hang on – don’t forget the stairs! And it was a cool PPV. That’s it. But please, don’t compare it to NXT R Evolution. That’s like comparing the new Wu-Tang Album to Ghostface Killah’s 36 Seasons. A lot of you are doing that and it doesn’t make sense. You’re not acting without the benefit of intellect.

Ziggler – New I.C. champ! Cena’s going to the Rumble! Now we know not to f**k with Wyatt’s rocking chair! This means RAW! #1125! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZShout out to Chris Jericho – he’s in the building!!! And he’s running the dance this week! Shout out to all the jabronies still figuring out who that anonymous laptop GM is…. you WASSACK!

Jericho has come for his Slammy award that Fandumbgay rudely accepted last week! Somebody gonna get buss arse, and somebody gonna get f**ked!!! (Yes I’m talking to you Rosa Mendes!)


What’s up Heyman!!! Where’s your friend at? Watching Real Housewives of Orange County with the WWE Championship belt??!!!

Why you got beef with Jericho homes???? He won the award for Extreme moment of the year as voted by the fans! Did you vote on the WWE App Heyman? Dude I’m a big fan but shut the f**k up!!!!

Jericho wants his $200 as well! Heyman give up the money! You owe him that sh!t from 1995! Dude – that should come with interest! Oh hang on Heyman addressing Rollins…. UH-OH!!!

Suddenly Rollins is addressing Heyman! I thought he was ‘buried’ Internet Wrestling Attitards??? You don’t know the meaning of the word – SHUT THE F**K UP!

Hold up Rollins – how are you gonna call Cena a coward when you got two-man behind you fighting with you???? Now look what you done – you call his name and Cena comes out! Come on Cena – PUT HIM ON BLAST!!!

That he did! Rollins – you’re not a MAN!!!! A man stands on his two feet – he don’t hide behind Triple Teef & Stepha- oh hang on I would get behind Stephanie!!!!


Jericho got the Money, Power & Respect so, since Paul Heyman won’t give Jericho back his $200, I suppose he’s gonna beat it out of him! I would! Christmas is coming – Jericho gotta get that turkey for his family!!! PAY UP!!!

Seth Rollins Vs John Cena in a steel cage match… yeah let me see your stooges interfere in that one Rollins!

You gotta be kidding me… people can choose between a No Holds Barred match, or a Street Fight, or an Extreme Rules Match???? I’m not Vincent Kennedy…. but all those matches are the same sh!t!!!! One of these days I wanna interview Mitchell Cole and ask him what the difference is!

I’m not a Ziggler fan, but why are WWE referring to him as ‘the future’??? He’s been in this wrestling sh!t from 2006 as a member of the Spirit Squad and sh!t… that’s nearly a decade yo!

Oh dear…. Eric Rowan isn’t doing very well is he? He keeps getting punched through school buses… all you gotta do is put on your buzzard mask and look at Big Show funny… I promise you, he’s not the master of his own bladder!

I love The New Day! Full of positivity.. just like me!!! I can’t help but feel that during their interview with Renée Young dastardly dark thoughts were going through their head! I mean Big E was sweating for crying out loud! Renée is HOT!!!! Now STC member Dawn Bayley can back me up on this, but if three black men are around one attractive woman such as Renée, bad things are bound to happen… she’s seen me and my boys around a female…


Bella Twins Vs Natalya & Alicia Fox… makes me think of that new Total Divas advert… I’m a bit upset that Naomi isn’t in it this season, but those divas get a n!**@ d!ck hard!!!

Look at Jericho… he’s hosting the highlight reel… I hope he says some hot sh!t to Lana!!! I WOULD!!! If she said SHUT-TUP to me… I’d tell her – YOU SHUT-TUP!!! Stick this d!ck in your mouth!!!

Y2J Lana

GET HER Y2J!!!!! OH NY GOD NO!!!! He thinks something is not right between Rusev & Lana!!! Rusev so ‘stressed out’!!! he wants to show Lana his ‘Sputnik’!!!! OH NO!!! Lana & Jericho, trying to ‘SHUT-TUP’ each other!!! Was it me or was Lana going red in her face? Because we know that in real life Lana & Rusev are f**k!n!!!! Jericho killed me in this segment!!!!

Picture them married, Lana & Rusev, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.  They remember the first time, Lana & Rusev… F.U.C.K.I.N.G.!!!

Rusev tried to keep a straight face!!!! That was BRILLIANT!

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!! RYBACK???? Ok – I am confident – Ryback can take him!!!! I believe Ryback can win! Rusev had to retreat yo!!!!

#DoTheKnowledge moment – They just showed the vignette for The Ascension….. one of ‘em looks like Undertaker’s younger brother on some ministry sh!t! They on the come up!!! But yo – guess who came out to fight straight after? The New Day…. just doing the knowledge…

You are joking…. you cats in Detroit could NEVER be chanting for CM P**k…. I don’t get it… The New Day Vs Gold/StarDust… you are seeing WRESTLING…. that’s what you want right?

Now you’re chanting NXT… well f**k off to NXT wand watch their product!!!! Understand who I am: I am The Infamous Informer, and I hate negative wrestling fans! SAM_3844Here’s a remote – change the channel! And Shut the f**k up!

So that’s what their super move is called? The Midnight Hour! I like that sh!t!!!!!

You know what else I like? Even though I see Glenn in his Sunday School Trousers, there is always hints of my hero Kane trying to come out… he just told Adam Rose he and Glenn are fighting…. Party’s Over Tell The Rest Of The Crew!!!

Mitchell Cole – STOP calling Glenn the Big Red Monster! The man wears Sunday School Trousers, he doesn’t bring fire & brimstone anymore… he’s as human as you and me!

Or maybe not…. he just double chokeslammed Adam Rose & The Bunny…OH SNAP!!!! The TOMBSTONE!!! TOMBSTONE!!! KANE JUST TOMBSTONED THE BUNNY!!! (In my best JR Voice!)

I don’t know why Jericho bothered to go into his wrestling attire just to fight Paul Heyman… I’d just throw on something like The Rock would wear when he fought Mankind!!!

Rock bioMaybe Jericho should have taken that $200 cheque that Heyman wrote… because Heyman uttered the dreaded words – BRRRRROCCCK, LESSSSNAAAR!!! Hang on – HE’S HERE???!!!!! OH SNAP!!!! He just smiled in Jericho’s face…. Jericho was like – Er…. f**k that – the best defense is a great offense! Well that didn’t go so well – F5 – BLAOW!!!! What makes matters worse, Fandango decides now is a good time to come out! Looks like Fandango is gonna hold on to that Slammy a lil’ while longer!!!

Ha! Fandango dancing with Rosa Mendes and NOT putting it in – INJUSTICE!!! Roman Reigns is coming down the stairs!!!! He just speared Fandango out is dancing shoes!!! Now what does this Big Slow want!!! Reigns warned him – Come down to this ring and see w’happen to yuh! Superman punch in the mouth – BLAOW!!!! Even Big Slow was like – LAWWWWWWD!!! Found himself retreating for the hills like a dyam arse! Roman Reigns should have taken off with Rosa… that’s what I would have done! I got a spear for her too.. after all she loves being sexual and walk naked all over the house!


WWE doing more sh!t regarding Sting & The Undertaker on the WWE Network…. I’m saying hmmmmmmm….

Look at Naomi watching her man whupp The Miz’s @$$… Jimmy Uso – You are the second luckiest bastard on this planet I swear down! (So who’s the first Grant???) Who else??? ME!!!! Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P! When your girl plays Tekken, Call Of Duty, Need For Speed, is a WWE/UFC fan, and loves the Wu-Tang Clan, plus she’s a Native/Canadian, then me and you can have a conversation!

Well that cage….. it’s coming down…. Seth & Cena gonna fight…. and Brock is in the building… Oh boy…. somebody gonna get buss arse tonight!

Oh hell naw!!!! Ho Ho Ho Hogan on the Christmas show next week??? Cage Amateurs UK can I get the week off???

If Seth Rollins wants to teach Cena a lesson, why did he try to escape the cage so quick????

When will Cena learn that his 5 moves if doom no longer work??? Guaranteed his opponent will counter that technique or kick out at 2 somewhere?

Dayuuuum! Seth & Cena destroying each other in that muthaf***a! Cena hit the FU/AA super move from the top of the cage! Cena got this!!!!

OH SNAP!!!! CENA & SETH DEAD NOW!!!!! Now my common sense and instincts would say – LEAVE THE CAGE and RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!! Oh no too late – Brock’s in the cage! I think he’s just gonna say hello to Cena… 3 German Suplexes!!! BLAOW-BLAOW-BLAOW!!! All that while Seth is watching…. I would have been GONE!!!

Wait a minute!!! (JR VOICE) Paul Heyman & Rollins are shaking hands!!!!! OH HELL 2 DA NAW!!!! Rollins just become the new Heyman guy on some Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance Shang Tsung Quan Chi sh!t???? Hmmm… I think Rollins is clever here if you ask me! Do I wanna get buss arse by Lesnar? I think I’ll pass! join forces…. hey – if you brought a new car… you would buy insurance on that sh!t wouldn’t ya??!!! Exactly – so SHUDDUP!!!!







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Monday Night Raw #1124, December 8, 2014!!!

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It’s the image that shocked the world, broke the internet, got muthaf***az bussin a nut.. wait a minute… This is the THIRD TIME I’m starting the blog off this week! To me it’s like, every time WWE pulls off something controversial, this guy pictured above steals their spotlight. Now he’s a UFC fighter… I wanna know how my people at Cage Amateurs UK think about all this… mixed opinions across the board, personally I think Philip will actually do better than the nay-sayers are thinking and get this – those nay-sayers are CM P**K worshippers!!! they have turned their back! You see me? I’m a Rock fan… when he moved into movies I still supported him and he is still the man, OK! When Brock had his UFC time in there, I supported him. Even though he broke my dude’s streak, he’s still the man… OK!!!! Whatever happened to loyalty?

SLAMMY AWARDS!!! If you didn’t vote on the WWE App, You can’t say sh!t!!! RAW, 1124, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZBig ups to Seth Green! You know why? He just put all the other garbage awards on blast! They all phony, they are all pre-determined and sh!t… we know FULL WELL Iggy Azazel could never win best Hip Hop Artist?????!!!!

Damn look how little Seth is to Miz & MizDow!!! Ha! Enough of that sh!t… who gets the THIS IS AWESOME! award??? We find out after Dolph Ziggler Vs Seth Rollins!

At the TLCS PPV joint, Ziggler faces Luke Harper for the Intercontinental Title in a Ladder match… that will be an exciting contest.. Ziggler has earned my respect, but F**K DOLPH ZIGGLER!!! Backing Luke Harper all the way son!

YES Rollins! Curb stomp that b!tch into the canvas!!! It doesn’t change the fact that I don’t like his @$$!

Sting wins the award! Let’s be real he turned the internet upside down! that is until CM B!TCH decided to speak out… attention seeking B!TCH!!!!

Wait a minute – Seth Rollins – you can’t accept that award in Sting’s absence???? (I think you’ll find he can Grant…) Him too outta orda & bright!

Side Note – Seth – I still can’t ‘hate’ you…. you supposed to be the top heel and I can’t hate you… DAMN!

Earlier Slammy Awards: The Rock won insult of the year (when he dissed Lana), The Usos won Tag Team of the year, Dean Ambrose won best breakout star, hashtag of the year – #RKOouttanowhere and Fan participation – goes to ‘You Sold Out’ to Seth Rollins… can’t argue with those apart from the last one – every time the Authority came out or AJ Lee would fight the crowd would take their d!cks out, start wanking as they cry – ‘CM P**K!’


Oh snap – the New Day beat Dust2Dust??? BRILLIANT!!! Wait a minute – not John Meningitis???!! NO!!!!!!! Ok who won Shocking Return of The Year???

Well we know who WON’T be winning…. my good Wu-Tang friend – Batista! Y’all hating… thank god I’m not like you!!! Look at Batista now – starred in one of the blockbusters of the year and now him dep pon the new James Bond Joint…. when I play this video below, I am sure Batista will approve…

Laugh at them Batista! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

YES…. my dude, my first hero The Ultimate Warrior wins the award…. rightfully deserved!

Wise words from Paul Heyman to Seth Rollins: You wanna be the future? F**K UP JOHN CENA!!!

WORRRRRD!!! Charlotte dep pon Raw???? WICKED!!!! Where’s the cocoa butter… (Sorry Ric!!!)



I see the science though, promoting that NXT R-EVOLUTION sh!t this Thursday!!! I’ll be on that no doubt!!!!

I know y’all hate that show, but I’d love to see Charlotte on Total Divas…. that way we see Ric Flair n!**@!!!

Nah f**k that – we need a tribute song for Charlotte! You think Charlotte could make it to be 16 time Women’s champion??? OH SNAP – Natalya beat Charlotte????!!! WHOA! Er…

Ok here we go – OMG moment of the year… I know where this is going… I’m ok don’t worry…

Well it was no surprise! The 1 behind the 1 in 21&1 claims that award…. DAMN YOU HEYMAN!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!! Ok I’m alright now…

Oh lawwd I never clocked it from last week!!!! Ambrose destroyed the rocking chair????? HE’S DUN IT NOW!!!!! Dayuuum that’s what Bray Wyatt did in retaliation on SmackDown??? F**ked up the throat of Ambrose with the chair? Imagine if this was TV-14 mode…. good gawd almighty…


Out of Darkness, cometh light… in the form of Dean Ambrose out of an ambulance???? OH SNAP!! So er.. what does this mean??? Does the loser leave in an ambulance on some TLC Ambulance match sh!t???? Please WWE make this sh!t happen!

It’s only right that the original dutty bwoy gets to present the Diva Slammy award… Well I know who won’t win… my bamboo Layla… but that’s ok, I don’t complain on the internet and I don’t lock myself in a basement…I don’t smell of bad odour…

YES!!! AJ Lee wins diva of the year!!!! I cam run with that!!!! RESPECT!!! Oh dear the Bellas and Paige are bex about it! To that the GRANT SAYS THIS: Paige – SHUDDUP!SAM_3845 Brie – STOP YOUR NOISE! Nikki – TAKE OFF YOUR TINGZ!!! You wanna baby? Taste my super sperm!


Oh snap!!!! Luke Harper Vs Eric Rowan in singles competition??? This should be good!

I can’t help feeling that these two are merely sparring with each other… like you can’t see any intensity with this sh!t… at the same time they are not afraid to destroy each other for no reason!

Ok this LOL award… it ain’t gonna be in my taste… personally I think when Triple TEEF was singing Another One Bites the Dust to Cena… ok the mother’s day shout out from MR.T was a good one…

Or the princess pudding – yeah that one gotta win! Vickie & Steph throwing themselves in the soup… that was brilliant! hated Vickie but to see Steph like that – OHHHHHH!!! Remind me to buy the Stephanie McMahon Fitness DVD for my fam for Christmas… I can tuck into my mince pies watching that sh!t!!! OH YEAH!!!

Mizdow wins!!! Well ok I give him props! The creativity and energy behind that sh!t… wait there – The Miz can’t accept the award??? OUTTA ORDER & BRIGHT!

I think Lana should get the ‘every man wants to f**k her’ award… F**K that – she should get the ‘every woman wants to get a strap-on and f**k her award!!!’ That includes the straight women!


Shout out to the Shield – Best faction, Danny Bryan Vs The Authority – Best Feud, yes it was emotional still…. that TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEF!!!!! Danny & Brie gets best couple… I gotta agree there! Then again there is me & Layla…

TLC Kick off – New Day Vs Dust2Dust… backing New Day ALL DAY!

Here’s my latest hero! Ryback!!! Respect to that man! People get hurt in wrestling – it is what it is… Ryback threw CM B!tch through a table… BIG DEAL! You don’t know pain??!!! The Undertaker, threw Mankind off the top of the cell, chokeslammed him through the cell onto the canvas, worse than that, Terry Funk got chokeslammed out of his smelly trainers… until you experience that… SHUDDUP B!ATCH!!!!


Shout out to JAY-BEE – he acknowledged Vincent Kennedy’s hit song – STAND BACK! I think that should be re-released for Christmas #1… do you know how many downloads that would get on iTunes??!!!!

WHAAAAAAAT!!! Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat to present the Match Of the Year award? I say Seth Rollins Vs Dean Ambrose Hell In A Cell… but I never voted on the WWE App… so lets see what they got…

WORRRRD!!! Team Cena Vs Team Authority won the award!!!! I can’t front – that match was don!!! Ziggler takes the award…F**K Ziggler – Sting should take that sh!t! He shut down the authority! Ziggler didn’t do sh!t!

Summer Rae is obviously bex she didn’t win diva of the year… well firstly Summer, you don’t teef next gyal boyfriend! two, you don’t disrespect Natalya at her own yard! And three, you don’t d!ck tease Fandango! Four, you ain’t even that nice!


Good to see Rob Van Dam in the hiz-house!!! Let’s see who wins the Extreme moment of the year!

Brock Lesnar gotta win this surely!!! He f**ked up John Cena big time! Saying that… My hero Kane did drop three tombstones to Danny Bryan and f**ked up his neck…

Rock-stone!!! Chris Jericho wins! the cross body off the top of the cage to Bray Wyatt!!! Props to Jericho! I disagree but hey… I didn’t vote so therefore… – wait a minute – Fandango – you can’t accept the award – where you going???!!!

Trust my stupid @$$ laptop to crash on me… it was a slow @$$ process to get back in it… to discover that Roman Reigns has won Superstar of the Year??!!! WHOA!! I bet the IWC are up in a frenzy here… just remember you b!tch @$$ low-lifes without the benefit of intellect, you didn’t vote on your muthaf***!ng WWE app, so shut the F**K UP!!!!

Since I’ve seen Big Show Vs Cena like 400 times, I wasn’t tryna watch this sh!t again… but what happened at the end was the Team Cena Vs Team Authority sh!t…. this time with Tables, Ladders, Chairs & Stairs! Ruckus all over the place including the Big Show punching Ziggler & Cena through school buses, Ryback dropping meat hook clotheslines, then Seth Rollins and his stooges dropping the triple powerbomb to Cena through the table – BLAOW!!! even Triple & Steph had to stop halfway through intercourse to watch that sh!t!!!!









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Monday Night Raw #1123, December 1, 2014!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1123, December 1, 2014!!!


It’s the image that shocked the world, broke the internet, got muthaf***az bussin a nut.. wait a minute… didn’t I start last week’s blog like this? It matters not! CM P**K, YOUR SAVIOR (He ain’t mine) finally broke his silence! He said a lot of things, and no doubt, it will impact this weeks RAW! Expect a lot of CM P**K chants loud as f**k… expect the laptop GM to be booed out of the building… can we get a surprise appearance by Edge to break that muthaf***a? Make no mistake: This week should be an explosive one…


WWF PROPA TINGZ…and here we go, Michael Cole under the orders of the laptop talking sh!t… Has Cena come out to break the laptop??? I hope so! This is your chance to get cheered for once fool!

Somebody got a ‘Staph infection sign’!!! Making reference to the CM P**k podcast… expect that to be confiscated…. god damn that muthaf***!n lap top – Cena break that sh!t! Stop chatting! Thank god Cena sorted that sh!t! Just close that blasted thing! That’s what I do when jabronies come up in my Fb inbox!!!


Seth Rollins: Who’s next to take over RAW? JBL? Ha! the fans like that idea! Batista… not so much… Eric Bischoff…. well he was entertaining still I can’t lie!

Will it bunn Rollins to ask Cena nicely to bring back the Authority? If I was Cena I’d tell Rollins to join the Cena kiss my bl- er I mean white @$$ club! Hang on – that lap top is still working???

Seth Rollins Vs John Cena Tables match at the TLC joint – if Cena loses, he can forget about fighting Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble! I LIKE THAT!!! Come on Seth!!! (We know that ain’t happening!)

RUCKUS IN DI DANCE! Seth and the stooges attack Cena, Ryback joins the ruckus! I’m surprise the crowd didn’t boo him for you know… CM P**k reasons… Glenn shows up in his Sunday School Trousers, Eric Rowan takes off his buzzard mask ready to throw fists and kicks, Bi-Polar Show intervenes with his dry self and punches Cena through school buses, Luke Harper gets involved… it all ends with Seth Rollins powerbombing Cena through a table – BLAOW!!!! THAT’S AN OPENING! GREAT START GUYS!

Tag Team Turmoil jump off! Winner fights the tag team champions Miz & Mizdow! Oh snap it’s the NEW DAY!!! They are all about A Better Tomorrow!

Remind me to do some sort of modifications on WWE2K15 to make The New Day official! I’d rather like the name – Black Men United – but I’m just a fan… what do I know?

Oh ny god no… Adam Rose & the Bunny are a team? Can you imagine if they become the #1 contenders??? That would be f**ked up!!!

Thank god that’s not the case! Usos are the #1 contenders! Anyway enough of that sh!t!!!!

Wait a minute – what do Miz & Mizdow want with Naomi??? I know she sexy as f**k but….they want her to join Hollywood??? I gotta raise the people’s eyebrow here!

Look who pulled up in the limo! VINCENT KENNEDY!!! UH OH!!! Somebody’s in trouble!!!!

Slammy awards next week!!! Hosted by Seth Green??? I don’t know that fool! This only means one thing… it’s about that time to present the annual STC awards! More details on the FB group – – request to join – DON’T BE A WEIRDO!

Follow us pon di twitta – @stc_wwe! That’s how the f**k we roll!!!

Back to the action – I think Bi-Polar Show just hit Eric Rowan in the back with the steel steps – BLAOW!!!

Right kiddies! Who do you want to partner with AJ Lee? Alicia Fox, Natalya or my choice – Naomi? Use that WWE App on your HiPhone6! Truth be told I would choose all 3 because my love for women is untold, but I bet those IWC B!tches would try to vote for CM P**K… hahaha get off his d!ck!!! Do you know that there are actually jabronies out there who think this podcast sh!t is a work? Shows how deluded CM P**K worshippers really are – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!


F**K me that Rosa Mendes can dance!!! All that Spanish fly Rhumba sh!t… if Fandango ain’t getting in that pu$$y he’s truly a battyman!

Hol on – what happened to Wack Swagger? did he get deported??? Nah – turns out Zeb Colter’s leg got f**ked up!!!! Oh seen!!! I get it now! I think Rusev did it!

I have to confirm the rumours – I am not human…. I have to hold my sack and fix my trousers every time Lana says – SHUT-TUP!! God damn I wanna ramm my cocky up her ‘Putin’!!!


Say what? Is Sandow THAT over that have now put the stunt tag titles on for sale?! Them sh!ts gonna sell more than the Tag Team Titles???

OH SNAP! Mizdow won using the Figure 4 Leg Lock!!! Actually f**k that – My Uso brudda just slapped up The Miz in his money-maker! STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!! I agree! It kinda reminds me of that storyline when Kurt Angle wanted to put it in Booker T’s wife….


The question remains – is Dean Ambrose Vs Bray Wyatt (TLC match) gonna be the main event? Or is it gonna be Seth Rollins Vs John Cena (Tables match)???? Remember I told ya, it will be under scrutiny by the Internet Wrestling B!tches…

Talking of b!tches… here are some that I like to see on the telly: The Bella twins! I just wanna know who is gonna team up with AJ… sorry guys it’s not Paige… I still don’t see the fascination… I’m sorry! To flip this in the way how The Rock said it: Grant Body P

So let me get this straight, we go from the powerful Trish Stratus, to the thong song wearing Lita, to the leggy Stacy Keibler, to the Sultry Melina… to my baby mother Layla… all the way to…….. PAIGE???

That’s what’s up! come in Naomi!!! Shake dat @$$! WATCH YOURSELF!!!

I was wondering when those CM P**K chants would kick in….

Thank goodness for the fans who actually have sense and chant AJ Lee… the others are GAY! Maybe the fans who have sense are fed up with the worshippers…

So suppose Cena loses that match at TLC (which he won’t), who does become the #1 contender? In fact f**k that – Paul Heyman counters the IWC’s b!tch @$$ ways… Brock Lesnar is must see!!!! If he was there every week he wouldn’t mean sh!t! In fact – Don’t blame Brock – don’t blame WWE – BLAME YOURSELVES!!! YOU are the ones who wanted Brock to become champion, but when this wise man here tried to tell y’all pizza eating morons that Brock wouldn’t be there every week you thought I was talking sh!t because I don’t read the muthaf***!n dirt sheets… unlike you jabronies I use the benefit of intellect…trying to reason with you is like arguments with your woman – Even if you make sense the woman always thinks she’s right… was I being sexist just now? You DAMN RIGHT!


So if this six man tag team match is the main event… does this mean Vincent Kennedy got the last segment? UH -OH!!!!

The answer is No but Raw ends as it pretty much began… Cena’s team – or should I say Ziggler’s team – wins the match, but Bi-Polar Show just had to get involved didn’t he? F**k all that – check it – Now they calling Erick Rowan ‘Big Red’??? You see Glenn, f**k around and next man takes your name…. and guess what else – we’re not gonna hear from that stupid laptop either… all that guessing sh!t you was doing… you wonder why I didn’t partake – simply put – IT’S STUPIDNESS!!!!







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Monday Night Raw #1122: November 24, 2014!!!

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Sting-WWE-Survivor-SeriesIt’s the image that shocked the world, broke the internet, got muthaf***az bussin a nut.. it got me pulling a muscle in my thigh. Mark out moment of the year? I THINK SO!!! Even I gotta give props where props is due… big up to Dolph Ziggler… the WWE gave him his moment. For those select few muthaf***az who STILL thought this PPV was wack… you know what – KILL YOURSELF. I’m DUN with you b!tches.

For those who are still down with the WWE, welcome. I am your host, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P!!! Let’s enjoy this sh!t… who’s gonna be the new boss man?

RAW#1122: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWait a minute you two jabronies (Triple& Steph) can’t be up in here!!! Sting sealed your fate… now get the f**k outta here! Unless you gonna give me some pu$$y Stephanie…


Look here Triple Teef – don’t cuss us!!! Your team lost – look how long Seth Rollins covered Ziggler while Sting buss your arse – you mean to tell me he rested off and still got pinned? WTF???? NO!!!! DANNY BRYAN?!!!! Let me guess – is Danny the new boss man??? OH SNAP!!!! Tell me it’s true!!!! That’s what you get for f**k!n around with Danny too much Triple!!!! Your B+ player is now the A+ BOSS!!!! Now go to your room! And SHUDDUP!

CONFIRMED!!! Danny is the man!!!! Well at least for tonight!!! Get Team b!tch @$$ Authority out here… Mark Henry you let a sell out Sean P your @$$ through school buses… Look at Glenn… I used to look up to him… Now Danny got him selling popcorn and sh!t…. f**k me… he used to set fire on people and sh!t….

Luke Harper gotta fight Dean Ambrose for the I.C. title… we know the Wyatt man dem – even though they on that solo tip, they are still fam… I’ll leave it at that!

OH SNAP!!! Either Rusev has to fight in a battle royal for his US title, or he must pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America… I know which one I’d pick!!! Even Mark Henry had to laugh at that sh!t!

Talking of Mark Henry, he’s gotta fight Ryback and sh!t!!!! I don’t think Mark is sweating that sh!t!

Or maybe not… man can’t get up after a meat hook clothesline…. how I shake my head…

…and as for Seth Rollins, I can’t see what the problem is… because Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury are talented in their own right, they can take John Cena and Dolph Ziggler surely???

Oh dear! Vincent Kennedy is bex with Steph & Triple! I did try to tell Triple, he must use di hammer… he didn’t do that – had he did it – the Authority would still be in power… I like that though – he was like – GET IN THE CAR!!!!! HA! HA!

But I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news….

Vincent Kennedy said he’s NEVER sorry for anything he’s done… I’m not so sure because the CM P**K worshippers will pull you up for this….

UH-OHHHHH!!!! Looks like Bray Wyatt’s brother was about to be f**ked up by Ambrose! I knew Bray looks out for his fam!!! He’s straight assaulting Ambrose and burying him with those chairs yo! Understand this: Their match at the TLC joint is gonna be straight RUCKUS!!! Just how I like it! f**k all this arm drag and camel clutch sh!t… all that front facelock and fireman’s carry sh!t… I wanna see someone get f**ked up!!!

Looks like this ‘New Day’ will have to wait… I support them … they are fighting for A Better Tomorrow!!! Only 1 week left Wu-Tang fans!

While Santino and that Cable Guy dude talk sh!t about wrestling… here’s a commercial break, in light of the ‘New Day’….

How crazy is that? Because Mizdow is the stunt double, he’s got replica tag team championships!!! Haha that’s cool! The creativity just keeps on going!

Wait a minute what is The Miz tryna pull here??? While MizDow is struggling to fight against the Dust Brudda?

MizDow did all the work wearing em down and sh!t… and Miz comes in and finishes them off? All to protect his so-called money-maker? Why doesn’t somebody take a steel chair and lick him in his head? (those moves are banned Grant) DAYUUM!!!!!

HAHA that’s f**ked up! Glenn has to serve chips and not bunn them up… Paul Bearer must be turning in his grave and as for his brother… he must have disowned him by now!

Now is Sgt Slaughter going down to face Rusev a smart move??? Smart money tells me it’s not!!!

You don’t think Rusev & Lana are really gonna put their hands on their hearts and do this are they??? Lana sounds like she’s about to get raped hahahaha!


Seems as though Rusev would rather fight the entire locker room then…

…or maybe not… Rusev about to f**k up Slaughter, here comes that idiot Swagger… does he really think he can take Rusev for the US Title? He failed before, he will fail again!!!

I gotta be real – this Raw is slow-paced this week… where’s the divas? Put them on! That Ani James lady is on babestation – don’t let me put her on!

I think Glenn is actually enjoying his new job! I would throw mustard all over Santino’s fool fool @$$ too!

GOD DAMNIT I HATE THAT FANDANGO!!! First Summer Rae, then Layla, now Rosa Mendes??? He must have f**ked one of em… surely??? Well he better not have had a piece of my Layla… I’LL KILL HIM!

I just found out that the killer of Mike Brown has not been indicted…f**k me…

Now look at this big fool named Big Show… only tried to save his job on some bullsh!t now it’s backfired on his brown nose @$$…

Those crocodile tears don’t sit well with me Big Show… Chu – send for babestation…


She has no idea what I’d do to her…… some say I’m not human….that I turn into the beast around women like Ani James….

YEAH THE MUTHAF***!N Divas are on!!!! What’s that you jabronies were saying that AJ Lee is leaving the WWE to play happy families with CM P**k… seriously you… oh I forgot… I’m talking to myself here… those Internet Wrestling B!tches don’t read my sh!t because my sh!t hits the fan!The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!


Oh dear…it was only right Brie turned evil anyway… talent is not sexually transmitted!!!! You can’t say that AJ!!!! Do you know how much men would love to run up Nikki’s pu$$y? Get all up in her guts????

Am I seeing right? The Bunny & Adam Rose Vs Tyson Kidd & Natalya??? This is a mixed tag team match right???? See I wasn’t gonna write about this sh!t but I’ve wondered… have you jabronies created ‘The Bunny’ on WWE2K15???

OH NO! Ryback is hungry! He’s heading to the concession stand! I gotta bad feeling about this! Remember Glenn! The customer is always right!!!!

Now I bet those b!tches who haven’t handed in their wrestling card are probably on some ‘Why do they have to team Ziggler & Cena together…’ more like ‘why does Cena have to share the top face’s spotlight?’ Seriously you b!tches, if you happen to be reading… SHUT THE F**K UP. It’s all you f**k!ng do… I’m not a Ziggler fan but I’d look like a fool if I didn’t give the man props… and mama don’t raise no fool!!!!

Well the people (kids) have voted on that WWE app… 93% landslide! Seth Rollins teams with J&J Security a.k.a. Patterson & Brisco!!!! Come on guys get in there! It’s only Cena & Ziggler! If that was me I would be throwing punches left & right!

Oh Mercury & Noble couldn’t you do better than that???? Supposed to be top flight muthaf***in security and…. what the f**k?

Just when it doesn’t get any worse… the muthaf***!n laptop GM is back next week? Where’s Edge when we need him??? You know Triple did say we will be begging for him back… I think he’s right! TRIPLE!!! COME BAAAAACCCCCK!!!! Sorry Danny,, but Raw was WACK!!!!







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The Jobber Blogger #135 – TNA: IMPACT WRESTLING – 19/11/14

Jobber Blogger logo2Well isn’t this something huh? Uncharted territory for TNA. Yup, I get two weeks off! How about that.

Though on one hand that sounds rather daunting and I’ve not written The Jobber Blogger every week since… before it even started. That’s some kind of astrophysics nonsense right there!

But alas, I am only taking the break purely because TNA don’t have any more Tapings to run.

This week’s episode of Impact was the last episode of Impact to ever air on Spike TV.

But what they are doing is a series of Clip Shows highlighting some of the best action from 2014.

Which actually is quite exciting in itself, but this means I can actually get my head round to looking at my own “Best of 2014” article, so it’s all good… in the hood.

goodinthehoodHad to be done…. I didn’t make it though.

But worry not you crazy TNA fans, because TNA have a new home set for 2015 with Destination America!


Yes Destination America is in parts connected to Discovery I believe, and given that they run EY’s “Off the Hook” it’s clear sailing for the next few years.

It’s either a 2 year or 3 year deal they’ve signed, but Impact isn’t out of business. In fact, quite the opposite.

Dixie apparently didn’t want to sign just any new deal, she held out to get MORE TNA than just Impact.

Extra shows, like an American Bootcamp perhaps, or dare I say it, a second TNA show a week, because Impact is great, but TNA is packed with stars and potential stories that don’t get covered every week.

Either way, it’s exciting times. Apparently TNA are hitting 2015 with a complete overhaul, new logo, new graphics, and now they have a Television Deal they can finally get Wrestlers signed long term.

So yes, I am excited for the future of TNA.

Which brings me to one of the reasons I don’t rate WrestleZone as an editorial based website.

Comments like “TNA is the biggest joke in the Wrestling industry”.

I don’t get that.

Now don’t get me wrong, TNA is full of flaws, trust me, you can 134 issues of The Jobber Blogger and I’ll detail them all every week.

But TNA is also a company that takes risks, albeit a smaller group of risks recently, playing more to “what worked” before and trying to pull some momentum from the WWE. It’s not like WWE is the legit Wrestling programme either, seems to me they put their foot wrong more than TNA do.

Still TNA carries with it this theme that people think it’s a joke. For me, as a Wrestling fan, I love TNA. I think TNA has lost its way the last few years and it doesn’t seem to quite feel as proud of itself as it once did, and as a fan who wears the TNA logo on his shirts with pride, that pride has slipped because of it.

It does feel that every time I write The Jobber Blogger I end most of my rants and thoughts with “I hope”.

And I’m sick of hoping and TNA not delivering, but now the ball is firmly in their court, they have a brand new deal, and by the sounds of it they are not going to let this opportunity slip by.

So 2015 should be very interesting indeed for us TNA fans.


I actually quite like throwing in a little Write up about Bootcamp every week. Though by the time anyone reads this the latest episode of Bootcamp will have aired and my ramblings are about the previous week.

This was “filler” week. A program about them travelling to America, sure it gave us a little bit of an insight to the guys behind the Wrestling persona.

Compared to the roll Bootcamp was on, this took a step back, but I understand why. Given what next’s week show is going to be about, then I am on board.

All this show did for me was make me dislike Grado, a lot.

I wasn’t keen on him to start with, I don’t think he’s got anything going for him outside from some crowd support, but he’s not “impressive”.

Seeing him drinking and picking his nose, PICKING HIS NOSE, constantly. Nope.

Don’t like him.

And that’s it really, he seemed like a bit of a mess and picked his nose all the time, and I don’t want to see him anymore. Kay Lee Ray for the win!


lucha-underground-tnaredlineAnd of course, before I jump right into IMPACT, one of my main thoughts about TNA taking some time off and running a clip show, is that there is a new Show in town, and it’s awesome.

The more time TNA have off, the more it plays in the favour of Lucha Underground.

It’s a fantastic show, I can’t get enough of it. Of course it amplifies some of Wrestling’s stupidity, Wrestlers seem to have this idea that they are “good actors” because they act in Wrestling. Difference is they don’t act well. Some are good, most are not. My point is that when you take a show like Lucha which creates these awesome Cinematic backstage segments, and you then fill it with the stars who can’t at all, it’s an awesome looking but cringe worthy amateur film.

Regardless, Lucha is refreshing, intense and completely awesome. I love it. Highly recommend.

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bluelineTNA: IMPACT WRESTLING – 19/11/14

So yes, the last TNA Impact Wrestling show of the year, and at the time perhaps the last Impact show as we knew it. But as I stated above, TNA seems to be kicking it into a new gear for 2015.

Which is good news, as Impact opened with Bobby Roode – fresh off his “promotional” week, funny how they couldn’t get him booked for one show out of 6 possible days.

I’m not even going to get into it anymore, I give up.


Roode was fired up from the actions of Lashley last week, but to dance around the subject rather than go in face first, Roode gave us all a speech about how everybody in the world has a friend!

FanhebnerThat guy doesn’t have a friend.

But yes, Lashley beat up EY last week and now Roode is furious.

So out came Lashley and they went at it. Truth be told, I liked the setting of this fight, I’m sick to death of the security running in to break up every fight, that’s a terrible idea, especially when it so over used like TNA do.

However this week felt right, the grudge between Lashley and Roode feels right and them going at it in the crowd looked awesome.

We’ve been promised Roode vs. Lashley match number 3. Now here me out, if TNA sign Lashley to a long term contract, then I want Lashley to destroy Roode. Roode is my guy, I love him to bits. But if Lashley is going to stick around in TNA for the foreseeable future – which I hope he is, they have one shot to do this right, in my eyes. Now obviously make it extremely hard fought, but Roode only just beat him to win the title in the first place.

Now Lashley is ticked off and charging through guys, he dominated Aries and beat him down, it was awesome. Roode should take Lashley to his limits, but Lashley should prevail. That’s what I want.

But, if they go with Roode retaining, then I want Storm to bloody up Roode and take the World Championship.

Either option is good, but Roode holding the belt for a long run, I’m not as keen on currently. But then I just prefer Heel Champions, and I like long runs with Championships, usually on Heel Champions.

Who knows, I don’t care, more TNA! Just do a good job and I’m happy… Do my idea, and I’m ecstatic!

bluelineTaryn Terrell vs. Gail Kim vs. Havok – Knockouts Championship

The story of this match is that neither Taryn or Gail could have possibly defeated Havok unless they both took her out, and even that was a challenge.

Now I like that about Havok, her look and persona, I’m not 100% on board with, but I like it enough to be interested.

Taryn is my least favourite though, but she has my respect, hard working and hard hitting, and that puts the Knockouts and Women’s Wrestling in general on a scale I love to support, I can’t say a credible thing about Women’s wrestling if it was an ordinary Diva’s match. Even some years ago…. maybe more so some years ago.

But the Knockouts, they back it up, and I love it. Hence Kay Lee Ray being my favourite, I want more of it, I want them in the main events more, I love that. Gail and Taryn have pushed further with Women’s wrestling in recent years, and it’s awesome to see. Havok adds to that perfectly given her pure size and power, throwing Gail and Taryn face first into the steps and guard rail respectively from her shoulders, cringing sight.

Though I think Havok’s slam to Gail on the floor was the worst.

Either way this was one of the best matches through-out 2014 for the Knockouts, one of the best, I have my own personal favourites. A category I’m still toying with for my “Best of 2014” article.

Gail and Taryn both dived from the top rope taking out Havok twice with Cross-Bodies, a Eat Defeat and Cutter later and Havok was out of the picture.

Gail went for a Roll-Up on Taryn which was counted giving Taryn the win.

Given the contract status of Havok, I’d say a Taryn vs. Havok match would be in the pipeline, and honestly I don’t see how Taryn could win in that situation – believably.

I had a feeling Taryn would pick up the win, and though she was my least favourite in the match, I guess it feels right. I’d rather her have the belt than Gail have another reign so quickly. Of course I’d rather Havok retained. But then that’s a whole other rant.


Kenny King vs. Chris Malendez

Having Malendez on a flagship show of a network called “Destination America” is no bad thing.

However I just can’t get into Malendez. I knew I would have difficulty going in, he is fantastic, impressive, inspiring, all the things he should be. More so for how he dealt with his injury and rose above it to achieve his dreams regardless.

That is awesome.

But is he presented as awesome, he still carries this “you can’t do that” attitude whilst he competes. People will naturally look at it differently given his condition, but then it’s Wrestling, it’s not Ballet as the saying goes, for surely someone in his position to get into a Company that is so competitive as it is, let alone with a physical set back like he might have, naturally people are going to exploit it.

Just by looking at it, it seems like he doesn’t belong. This isn’t me saying he doesn’t belong, I’m talking in terms of how Wrestling is portrayed as a form of entertainment, then of course the guys in the back are going to single him out. He can’t compete on the basic level with them, let alone in the Main Events. That sort of attitude, but yet given his situation it feels as if Wrestlers treating him like that is a bad thing, but it’s not. It’s totally normal and deserving.

My point being since his debut which was hyped up, I’ve not seen Malendez do anything. Now this is booking, nothing more. But you can’t tell me how good he is, then show me nothing that solidifies that.

He hasn’t won, he’s been beaten up a lot, and now he’s got his ass kicked. Yes he’s impressive and done some things I wouldn’t expect, but he’s not actually done more than that. So I’m not siding with him currently.

Could change.

MVP showed up and beat down Malendez with a chair. As my previous rant, I like Heels, so I am naturally drawn to that, so yes, MVP attacking Malendez with a chair wins me over. So perhaps my perspective is vastly different from those who might prefer the faces.

Anderson ran out to his aid, but Malendez is injured.

Ethan Carter the Third called out Rockstar Spud and I loved this segment!

I like EC3 enough, I like much better than I did a year ago, now Spud was awesome, he was the saviour of TNA for quite some time. I’m sure everyone was sick of Dixie, but having Spud out there was brilliant, made it all worth it. I’m still not convinced this Face turn will hold up to what people like about Spud, but I’m hoping it will.

This however, goes a long way to making that so. I said some weeks back, when Spud and EC3 actually square off, Spud should get his ass kicked.

Now before I go off about what I liked from this segment, I shall state that I laughed a fair bit to the comment from EC3 about JB:


I know I shouldn’t have found that funny, but I did… a lot.

Spud power walked out and kicked EC3 in the nuts and it was on. Both EC3 and Spud had some battle scars afterwards, but the pair of them made it feel much more real, more so than even the likes of Roode and Lashley.

EC3 just pummelled Spud into the ground – violently.

Tyrus then joined in and EC3 then cut Spud’s silly hair.

It was disrespectful and degrading, but awesome. Spud needs that. If Spud is looked at as a real threat, he loses his appeal. If he can fight, but lose, he retains that quality we like so much.

In this case, people will warm to him more so, not to mention maybe even put over EC3 in a more legit light.

Good stuff!

bluelineTommy Dreamer vs. Bram – No DQ

Given the benefits to TNA by being on a Channel titled “Destination America” I do wonder about TNA’s global reach.

Magnus, Bram, “The Freak”, Spud, Bootcamp 2. British.

TNA is a proud Worldwide show which I’m sure won’t be a problem, in fact I guess it might even help, if Magnus was the Champion again, that would certainly annoy some people.

Or a lot of people, but I meant because he was an Englishman, not because he wasn’t a great Champion. We’ve had a lot of World Champs this year. AJ, Magnus, EY, Lashley and Roode. AJ was still in TNA at the start of the year, how crazy is that. So was Sting. Sad times.

Anyway, back to the match.

Despite my recent dislike of “that era” coming around “again” in TNA, I didn’t mind it as much this week.

I think Dreamer on his own is a good thing, plus he himself doesn’t seem to hold onto ECW, I love that he pushes TNA, even if the crowd aren’t as much into it.. which makes, less sense?

Bram and Dreamer put on a brutal, hard hitting match, shame Magnus got involved again, I was feeling a turn coming, either he on Bram, or Bram on Magnus. But no, just the surprise involvement of Al Snow.

Which was cool to see, Al seems in a much different place these days to where he used to be, and he’s in great shape, so that’s all good.

I still think Bram should win all of these matches.

Luckily he did defeat Dreamer after throwing him head first into the Chair wrapped in Barbed-wire then connecting a Jumping DDT for the win.

bluelineDJ Z vs. Tigre Uno vs. Manik vs. Low Ki – X-Division Championship

I am unsure of why Joe was written out with injury. Must be some kind of Contract / Money reason, rather than purely Storyline.

I don’t need to say it again of how much I love Tigre Uno? Or do I? Because he is awesome.

All of these guys are awesome and had a fantastic X-Division Match. I think it was fairly obvious where the Belt would go, which only means Low Ki and Samoa Joe are going to keep this thing going a little longer, which honestly I’d rather it wind down, than gear up again.

I think Manik taking the gold would make more sense, but of course I want more Uno, but whatever.

Low Ki hits a Top-Rope Ki-Crusher on Uno and takes the win and becomes the new X-Division Champion.

bluelineLast week I said the “Next Week on Impact Wrestling” segment at the end of the show actually got me excited! And it was because of MVP attacking Kurt, we didn’t know it was Kurt, but who else would it have been?

MVP beat down Kurt in the back earlier on in the night, but Kurt then took to the ring to Call out MVP.

MVP is livid, sick of this place and how it operates, which is good, I like this MVP. It didn’t take long till MVP and Angle were exchanging blows which was almost weird to see. This is Kurt Angle after all, but he being out of action and also dressing Smarter for some reason makes him feel less – Wrestler orientated and less ring ready.

Anderson ran out to get revenge on King and MVP for their attack on Malendez, Bobby Lashley came out to help out MVP and King – which is awesome in itself, I don’t want them to break up. And of course Roode came out to battle Lashley.

So yes, we’ve seen this time and time again, but given that this was the last show for at least a Month, it had more meaning in it.

I want things to be changed up, take MVP and Angle out of the ownership position, I don’t even want a Director as an on air character anymore. Least not like it has been for soooo manny yearrrrs!

It just felt good, and again, totally looking forward to TNA in 2015!

So for now, that is the end of The Jobber Blogger for a while I guess…. I don’t think I will be Writing up a Clip show?

I don’t know yet, see what happens.

I shall get to work on the “Best of 2014” Article and hope everyone has a good few weeks!

Till then!

Dan Wilkinson




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