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Monday Night Raw #1222, October 24, 2016!!!

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On this day, you wrestling fans can get your revenge! Why? I turned on my Facebook this morning, word up – seems like everybody on this Walking Dead thing. LOOK – I ain’t tryna watch no muthaf**!n zombies – OK! But damn this sh!t is real to you right? Yo wrestling fans – GET EM…

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Y’all know that muthaf**a who ‘dies’ said ‘cheque please’ and is not spending a dime on your crying @$$£$!

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In other news… on this day… something is supposed to happen which changes wrestlers lives… er… enlighten me????

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RAW 1222! BROCCCCCCCCK!!!! WHAT YOU GONNA DO KID?

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Standing ovation for he who has the dreaded list! Now you can buy the T-shirt! YES!!! Fantastic!

He has terrible news? What? The triple threat match scheduled for the main event has been cancelled? Whoever cancelled it must go on the list!

Hold up – the list is stolen???? What sort of atrocity? Quick – call Dexter! Put the criminal on the table! This is not right!

Crowd chanting – ‘Where’s the list?’ Kevin Owens doesn’t care about the list! DISRESPECT!

Maybe Stephanie got the list?! Nobody must leave the arena until the list is found!

SERIOUSLY STEPHANIE! You need to come over here and let me lay you down and… ok I’ll stop!

SETH ROLLINS GOT THE LIST! DEXTER SORT HIM OUT!

UH-OH! Stephanie is on the list???? That’s not right!

KEVIN OWENS IS ON THE LIST TOO? GOOD LORD!

Oh god – I hope Seth doesn’t do anything drastic to that list! It’s Jericho’s livelihood! It’s more precious than the World Wrestling Federation Championship!

For real Balding Club? You gonna just shut down Enzo & Cass up like that?

Obviously shutting down the mic is no problem! They did their promo anyway and got over with the crowd!

Enzo Amore defeated Anderson! Balding Club lose again! Internet Wrestling Community HOW YOU DOIN?

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Yep – Rusev isn’t afraid of Hell In a Cell… course you aren’t… Sasha and Charlotte are going in there! And just like I said to those two sexy @$$£$, I’m gonna say the same to you Rusev – Undertaker is NOT your opponent!

To those who think The New Day have gone stale… you might as well go to the tattoo parlour and get ‘Trump’ tattooed on your forehead like the STUPID IDIOT you are!

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This Cesaro and Sheamus sh!t is a repeat of Miz and Mizdow in a sense where you cheer one but boo the other relentlessly. You would think that they will become tag team champions, but given New Day’s 428 title reign (6 days away from the ‘sacred’ 434) I can’t see it happening.

Nice touches by WWE2K17 to make Cesaro’s Giant Swing and New Day’s Unicorn stampede OMG moves! Gives me an incentive to play as them, as if there were any doubt!

Kofi Kingston has learned a valuable lesson… never fly at Cesaro… you will run into an uppercut – BLAOW! His chin probably looks like James Ellsworth right about now!

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Jinder Mahal is actually killing me! ‘One must find the list, but first, he must find inner peace!’ Breathe in Breathe out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SUPERB!

Last time Bayley and Dana fought, there was some funny business that happened… they shall fight again! Bayley got that same sellotape on her shoulder that Cesaro got! Is there something going on there??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Hold on – an arm wrestling match???? Yo creative – 2003 is THAT WAY! The crowd want wrestling – Not arm wrestling!

Dana Brooke TEEEEEEEF! Bayley was on the verge of beating Dana in a dry @$$ arm wrestling contest but Dana had to drop a cheap shot! Like I say – if they did this 15 years ago the crowd would be invested!

Jericho said he would never put Stephanie on the list… well the Grant says Stephanie, you are on MY LIST… The list of GRANT BODY-P!

Aaaaaah sh!t Curtis Axel get serious now! No more AxelMania Royal Rumble sh!t, no more social outcast bullsh!t, time to be that man Mr Perfect and his grandfather raised him to be! Brukk up Bo Dallas blodclart!!!!

That’s f**ked up! All that talk, all that fire in his belly, and Bo Dallas still beat Curtis Axel in his hometown? Er Vince… get the future endeavoured list out…

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Braun Strowman has the list! He gave it him like… Sami Zayn is not on the list.. and after all that, Strowman made the list!

Oh dear the crowd didn’t like Roman Reigns promo to Rusev! Well you know Roman… he’s straight to the point, no-nonsense… no charisma either… oh well…

Titus – How you manage to wear good suit with those pink battyman socks? What sort of sh!t is that?

Contract signing between sexy @$$ Charlotte and sexy @$$ Sasha! OOOOH Charlotte’s figure… dayum she can join the list too! look at that tight @$$ outfit Sasha got on! She can join the list too! OHHHHHH!!!!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Thank god Mick Foley is true to himself, don’t wear those ridiculous suits or whatever it is WWE force you to wear!

That’s it Mick, let these women see sense about this Hell In A Cell sh!t, they think they fear nothing because they are not fighting Undertaker… seems like Charlotte ain’t listening! Maybe Undertaker himself should come out for real! Sound the gong… come on!

I know that’s what I would do if I was creative…

Foley is trying his best to let these women see reality…sounding a bit like Mankind himself…. he won the crowd over…he’s close to tears here! THIS SEGMENT IS OFF THE HOOK! Now sound the gong… Please!!!!!

They have signed the contract! It’s official! Man… it’s a damn shame Undertaker is not in the best of health as far as his hips. I would have flown him to Minneapolis and strike fear in these women, because if there is one thing I dislike, is WWE Superstars acting like they are not afraid of the cell and take this thing make joke.

Wow – Kendrick and Rich Swann shook hands before their contest! I guess it’s just a personal issue between Kendrick and TJ Perkins!

Wow – TJ says he and Kendrick had a contest 15 years ago, and Kendrick failed to beat him. So this is an ‘ether’ situation…

OH SNAP! Rich Swann defeated Kendrick! Er… can we make this a triple threat thing?

Braun Strowman finally gets better competition! Can Sami Zayn twist him up?

What? Braun doesn’t see real competition? Sami fought the best in Shinsuke Nakumura! He had match of the year with Cesaro! ARE YOU KIDDIN ME STROWMAN? YOU CAN’T WRESTLE NUH BLODCLART!

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Strowman walked away from Zayn! Well the Grant Says – I know it’s the video game, but why don’t you take on Grant in WWE2K17? I assure you – YOU WILL GET BUSS ARSE!

Dayum Kendrick is desperate isn’t he? What – he asked TJ Perkins to ‘let him win’? Er Vince… the future endeavoured list!!!!!!

When you hear that guitar riff…. THAT’S IT! THE BEAST INCARNATE IS HERE! Yo – I never told Goldberg to say what he said the last week!

Now bear in mind, Goldberg gonna get booed because it’s in Brock’s hometown!

Oh no! Heyman just put wrestling fans on blast for being fickle! It’s like 80% are chanting Suplex City and 20% are chanting Goldberg!

I see somebody holding a Damian Marley poster! He knows what time it is!

I thought Brock had choice words for Goldberg, then again… bad man move in silence…

I forgot about this so-called Triple Threat match… if the title isn’t on the line, you know Owens and Jericho are gonna combine their force and mash-up Rollins!

Even though it’s gonna be a cheesy @$$ Halloween episode of RAW next week, we got Goldberg again! That’s good!

Rollins is certainly no Austin or Rock – they would be putting beats on Jericho and Owens!

‘No mortal man’s gonna beat them both’… Bryon Saxton obviously doesn’t do his googles er – hello – the two aforementioned guys? Triple TEEF maybe? Undertaker?????? Goldberg? BRROCCCK LESNAR???

HOW THE RARSE DID SETH ROLLINS PIN BOTH GUYS? Yo Saxton – your foolish statement should get you on the list!

Dun know Owens and Jericho didn’t like that sh!t – they rushed him! But Rollins still got fight left! But it only ended in Owens dropping the powerbomb to Rollins spine first into the hardest part of the ring apron – BLAOW!

That was a good go-home RAW.. here’s me thinking I would have to skip a segment and talk about this chick who WWE just gave a tryout to…

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Monday Night Raw #1221, October 17, 2016!!!

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Expect your precious little ratings to go up wrestling nerds! You obviously care more than the USA Network anyway! Goldberg is gonna be in the muthaf**!n house!

In Other News: Paige has popped the question to Bertie!!! Isn’t it like, the other way round? And so soon? Has 6 months passed and sh!t? I remember Kevin from Total Divas… the poor guy tried to make it work… Well consider this Kevin – YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE!

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RAW 1221! If you cannot do what other men have done
What other nations have done, what other races have done
Then you should have died!!!!!

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The World Wrestling Federation Champion Kevin Owens is here and he hasn’t forgotten his friend Chris Jericho, and Chris Jericho hasn’t forgotten his list! Who’s going on the list this week? How about that muthaf***a who tried to test Mick Foley on the twitter dm? (What’s up Roy Lucier! You know what I’m talking about right!)

Everyone chanting for Y2J! That man is turning face before WrestleMania I assure you!

Jericho is in his wrestling brief… he looks like he’s about to fight right now!

“I will not let that career shorten my career…” Kevin Owens you are 100% correct – your opponent is not the don of dons!

OH NO!!!!! Bad officiating from the referee last week….. you know what that means….

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Kevin Owens says he’s gonna retire Rollins! He can’t do that! Rollins is trying to stir the pot between Owens & Jericho! I think Rollins is not afraid of the list, I knew it… THE CHAIR is much worse!

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS SPARKLECROTCH!!!! That sh!t must be trending by now surely! Rollins is basically saying that Jericho is a battyman! COLD!!!!

wait a minute – I thought Jericho wanted to compete against Rollins by himself! What’s that Kevin Owens doing out here?

Kevin Owens – TEEEEEEEEEEF! Rollins caught in the Walls of Jericho, Rollins crawling to the ropes, but Owens pulls the ropes away from him!

It didn’t stop Rollins dropping the pedigree on Jericho though – BLAOW!!!!!

I guess WWE gonna hype the crowd (and not so much the viewers) by showing Goldberg clips over the years! I see what you’re tryna do WWE – You’re switching the ropes to purple!

Wicked question Lita… Shawn Michaels. Undertaker. Triple H. Mick Foley. Now Charlotte and Sasha are gonna join those legends… but I still don’t feel the intensity or hatred between Sasha & Charlotte… the respect is there, but hatred? Nah!

Charlotte – you ain’t lying when you say genetically superior… but can you handle the Infamous Informer’s genetically superior majestic member? It is custom-built for sexy thighs like yours!

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I wasn’t gonna write about the Golden Truth… but Mark Henry is with em… I like that! Whoever their opponents are.. they’re DEAD!

The Shining Stars and Titus? Er… hold on… that’s quite an even contest GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DOactually!

…and it was Titus who felt the World’s Strongest Slam – BLAOW! THAT’S WHAT I DO!

WHOA! Chris Jericho hot at Kevin Owens!!!! Nearly called him a Stupid Idiot!

Stephanie McMahon shut that down straight away! She pretty much answered the challenge Shane and Danny set her! Survivor Series – it’s gonna POP OFF!

The New Day just put Sheamus on blast! Not helping his ‘bredrin’ Cesaro last week, f**k!n about on FB LIVE, they got the crowd chanting ‘SHAME!’

The New Day celebrating 420 days as World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! They are going for the 478! And I support them 478%!

Right at this point, my stream died (SHAME) and I understand that Cesaro went on FB live! They can’t do this!!!!! Cesaro has gone in the crowd and joined the Cesaro section! Sheamus lost his match! SHAME!!!!!!!

Don’t get a heart attack wrestling fools! YES WWE are showing Goldberg vs Hollywood Hogan! You really should get a grip… yes I don’t give Hogan ratings either… but until Vincent Kennedy publicly states that the WWE will never acknowledge somebody, you jabronies need to simply – SHUT THE F**K UP!

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If this fool Bo Dallas is on… time for me to disappear and make a coffee… and oh yeah, shout out to Christine Bleakley… for NO REASON!

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Hold up – I come back and I see Bo Dallas beating up Curtis Axel? Er… I don’t get it? Ahh… irrelevant..

Bayley – time to brukk up that Dana Brooke for trying to embarass you in front of your friends and relations last week! Well done 2K GAMES by the way – how you manage to make Dana Brooke look like a hugly gyal who look like she enjoys hed?

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Hold up – Dana beat Bayley???? WHOA! oooh the IWC are gonna be p!$$£d at that!

Wait – Paul Heyman is here – well via WWE live studios that is… clearly the WWE Universe in Denver are down with Goldberg, and that will p!$$ Brock Lesnar off! And if Goldberg says YES to the challenge… he will be victimised, emasculated and conquered! OHHH SNAP!

But the viewers at home (or should I say the IWC) are not excited?!!!! They say Goldberg isn’t half the man he used to be physically! Last time I check, Roman Reigns nearly beat Brock… I’m just saying! Undertaker got him at Summerslam last year (albeit shady styles) but still!

Braun Strowman wants better competition… so Foley sends 3 jobbers after him… YAWN…. Er.. is there a female I can give a shout out to for no reason?

Or maybe I won’t nee to do that at this time! Sami Zayn thinks he can take Strowman! This man fought Nakumura! The best that ever did it today! Strowman – you have no chance!

Lana has a message for Roman Reigns! Is it “SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!!!!”

Yo Mama Rusev look kinda good still! She’d get it!

How can you peoples BOO Rusev’s family! How can you chant BORING? Have you lost your mind? SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!

No ENZO! What the hell is that you wearing? Sorry Enzo – this is why you get pinned all the time – your hip hop is on point, your lyrics are powerful, but your attire ain’t right!

That reminds me – Gallows & Anderson – known by my STC From the UK team as – The ‘Balding Club’ are in the WWE2K17 DLC! That’s GOOOOOOOD! Big Cass just beat Anderson quicktime! Oh lawd – the IWC gonna be SUPER BEX!

AAAAAAH SH!T – The 6-man cruiserweight tag team jump off gonna be OFF THE HOOK! I’m looking forward to that sh!t!

Oh boy… The Hell In a Cell joint is gonna be in Sasha’s hometown… Charlotte claims she don’t need peoples to back her… Sasha… I’m so glad she isn’t labeled a ratchet… so disrespectful! Sasha has been watching the Hell In a Cell matches! Of course you’re not afraid Sasha… you’re not facing the UNDERTAKER! Somebody remind these women PLEASE!

WWE got their theme tune for Hell In a Cell… but this is RePPiN4U: Represent The REAL HIP HOP! Here’s my official theme! EPICNESS may not even be enough to describe this!

Wait a minute – Stephanie cannot compare herself to the Rock & Sock Connection??? Has she lost her mind too? She hasn’t got an ‘Al Snow’ to f**k with?

Before Goldberg comes out, why the f**k is Travis Davis sending me death metal music in my inbox? Do I look like I worship the devil to you? Even my friends in STC who may be into Death metal won’t like that sh!t! This is HIP HOP YOU DYAM ARSE!

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THIS IS IT!!!!

Since the beginning of modern civilizationGenerations have witnessed and inherited the only conflicts of world wars
But behold the marriage supper of the lamb and the bridegroom onto his bride
Then shall the earth’s children know the true expression of ONE LOVE
Then mother earth shall honeymoon in peace
Forever eliminating the aspirations, lust and anguish of wars and rumors of wars…

I AM MARKING THE F**K OUT HERE!!!!

Can’t lie to ya – I never thought I’d see this dude back in the World Wrestling Federation!

Goldberg’s wife is OFF THE HOOK!!!! DAYUUUM!!! SHE COULD GET IT!

F**K THE HATERS – You wanna carry on being miserable and pessimistic – GETTTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!

Fans are like – NO! Don’t keep it in the video game! Goldberg is like – Brock – You’re NEXT! and Brock… YOU’RE LAST! AAAAAAH SH!T!

Brock Lesnar is BEX!!! He Gonna be on RAW next week! Yo keep me outta this – y’all started it!

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Monday Night Raw #1220, October 10, 2016!!!

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I’m a keep it 100, I did NOT watch RAW live this week, I got some beauty sleep (because The Infamous Informer is a handsome muthaf***a) found myself at GAME and proudly purchased WWE2K17 and played the hell out of that sh!t! Undertaker is STILL DA MAN!!!!

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In Other News: Yo WWE – Fire Paige already – she’s not down with the team, and I don’t give a f**k about her for 60 days. We don’t need her – plenty women killing it now, from Ember Moon to Asuka to Charlotte sexy @$$ to Naomi fantastic @$$! Bertie doesn’t give a f**k about her! She will see soon!

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RAW 1220! Paul Heyman has an announcement about BRRRROCKK, LESNAR….. Christmas Eve, the night before WWE2K17…. UH-OH!!!!!

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For real Sasha? That was you siiting there in the crowd when Trish & Lita was fighting for the World Wrestling Federation Championship over 10 years ago? Shiiiiiid camera man you should have picked that up! Er actually maybe not… Sasha was not of breeding age at that time!

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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Charlotte and Sasha INSIDE HELL IN A CELL??? Er Sasha re-think this! This is the same match The Undertaker threw Mick Foley off the top and chokeslammed him through the cell! This is the same cell that Triple H & HBK grabbed Vince’s head top and shoved it up Big Show’s @$$! This is the same cell that Shane jumped off the top and missed Undertaker and crashed into tables! This is the same cell that 6 of the top dudes went in and destroyed each other! Stephanie jump in there and protect your investment! I don’t wanna see Sasha’s pretty face scratched up in there?!!!! I don’t wanna see Charlotte’s lovely legs scarred up in there?!!!

Even Charlotte looked confused when she came out like – why is RUSEV coming out here? Didn’t he marry Lana the other day? Shiiiiiid I better dye my hair! Rusev likes blondes!

“Nobody cares about your stupid women’s revolution…” Er Rusev… 2012 is THAT WAY!!!!!

WROOOOOOOOOY!!!! Charlotte cussing out Rusev!!!! FANTASTIC!

Look at these morons chanting YES for women’s HELL IN A CELL! Undertaker! Where are you? STOP THIS! THIS IS YOUR PLAYGROUND! NOT ANYONE CAN GO IN THERE???!!!!

Charlotte wants to go in there!!!! Where’s Ric Flair?!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

LAWWWWWD! Rusev took the mic from Charlotte, but Sasha took the mic from Rusev like she’s ready to clap him down! I think Sasha, Charlotte & Lana should combine their strength and beat down the Bulgarian Brute!

Lana picks up the mic! Is she gonna say SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL! I swear she killed me last week when she said that!

Lana says they need to know their place! Lana is right – Hell In A Cell is not for women?!!!! Especially sexy ones like Sasha & Charlotte! They both clapped her down! OH SH!T this is great!

AND THEY BOTH KICK DOWN RUSEV! FANTASTIC! RUSEV HIM BEX!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1218, September 26, 2016!!!

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I just wanna take this time to thank everybody who has supported me over the last 5 years in my journey of becoming a qualified journalist. Smack Talk Centre, BDSIR Network/Fox Sports, Cage Amateurs UK, Wargwarn UK, KicFM and Wild1 Radio. Thank you all for letting me be myself. Here’s to another 5 years of giving you joke with this WWE sh!t, because let’s face it, I will NEVER HAND IN MY WRESTLING CARD. If there was ever a moment that I should have done it for real, was when the Undertaker lost at WrestleMania, but here I am still an optimistic, proud wrestling fan who doesn’t take the spectacle too seriously. The moment you do that – YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM. Here is to another 5 years of RePPiN Real Music 4U as well. I don’t live in the 90s like certain people. Great music till comes out and I’m just grateful and humbled to be apart of that.

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In other news: At time of this blog, there are people installing new heaters in the home. The way RAW is lately, it’s not worth staying up to watch the sh!t, however the cruiserweights are in effect now so that should quicken the pace. So I’m playing catch up now according to WWE.COM/YouTube.

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RAW 1218! STC Member Aydenn Wardle said he would hand in his wrestling card if The Club don’t win the tag titles this week… so Gallows, Anderson, you better come through!

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I guess we won’t be having the Roman Reigns US Title invitational!

Now this is what I’m talking about! A rivalry that gets so personal that they gonna have to drop the cell on em! Rusev & Reigns are destroying each other! Rusev ready to drop chair shots on Reigns but he responds – spear – BLAOW!!! And then Reigns beats him down with the chair!

Note: It’s not confirmed that there will be a Hell In A Cell match between Rusev & Reigns but this is where their rivalry seems to be going.

Cesaro got more sellotape on his arm! What is he trying to make this a fashion accessory? Well I guess it’s better than getting a tattoo of your lover’s name on your arm…

You gotta be kidding me! You mean after all that…Sheamus & Cesaro fought all those matches, only to end in a draw, and now Foley gives them a TAG TEAM TITLE opportunity? Oooooh the IWC ain’t gonna like this! This is just WWE’s way of not pulling the trigger on Cesaro’s push, at the same time not trying to forget about Sheamus… BLOODY WASTE OF TIME! I’m glad I didn’t waste my time watching that best of seven sh!t…

Yes Stephanie is 100 on this one… how is Foley gonna question her integrity when it came to the main event of Clash of Champions when it is HIS JOB as the GM to make sure the match went right? Foley you are slippin son! That plus the fan putting you on blast about the Cesaro/Sheamus situation?

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YEAH! BE A BUSINESS MAN MICK! GET IN THE CHAIR! AND SHUDDUP!

THIS IS IT! The New Day Vs The Bullet Club! World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship! Will Wardle hand in his wrestling card?

Say what? I didn’t even know The New Day’s super move was called the Midnight Hour! 400 days and counting and I didn’t know that sh!t????

Oh snap! The Bullet Club with the Magic Killer on Big E – BLAOW! New Tag Team Champions in the World Wrestling Federation!

1! 2 and…. KOFI KINGSTONS BREAKS THE COUNT!

KOFI KINGSTONS! Busted open, face looking like a crimson mask, hit the trouble in paradise super move! 1, 2 and…. 3!!!! OH SNAP!!!!!! WARDLE – GIMME YUH CARD… YOU’RE DUN! WAIT TIL THE MASTER DEBATERS FIND OUT!!!!

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I’m gonna miss him, he was great on STC From The UK… he brought me Blue Pants…

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SIDE NOTE – My lady doesn’t like me posing with other women in pics… but this is a wrestler from NXT back in the day! Just to clarify!

 

 

 

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Monday Night Raw #1216, September 12, 2016!!!

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UFC 203 has passed. And you know what? I’m not gonna talk about that muthaf***a. Not worth the Infamous Informer’s time. Let’s talk about AJ Styles – the NEW! World Wrestling Federation Champion!!!! I hear the jabronies complaining now… like – think of his future opponents – Randy Orton, Kane, Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena etc… once again – you fools know all the answers don’t you! I’ll talk to Shane McMahon and see if he can get AJ Styles to defend his title against YOU… I’m sure YOU will put butts in the seats won’t you?

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In other news: #JusticeForNaomi – Nothing against Becky Lynch winning, but even I as part of the NaoMob, who loves Naomi unconditionally, knows that it makes NO SENSE to have her as champion at this time as regards to storyline. Think about it people – Carmella & Nikki have beef – Carmella was beating on Becky before she lost – how the f**k does Naomi fit in the storyline?

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RAW 1216! One more week of this long-winded RAW sh!t before the cruiserweight man dem come through and switch this sh!t up!

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I think I’m gonna have a few good ol’ games of Ultra Street Fighter IV while RAW is on… I dunno I got this feeling RAW gonna drag as usual…hopefully for the last time!

Roman Reigns fights Kevin Owens! He defeats him… he will be in a Triple Threat Match! Bt enough of that sh!t – Charlotte is here… look at her tight dress… she look like she ready for me to take her out for some all you can eat natural selection!

You got something to get off your chest? Yeah that dress Charlotte – TAKE IT OFF!

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Have you lot being reading dirt sheets again? Guys I keep telling you – and I’m a qualified journalist – STOP READING THOSE SH!TS! How are you gonna believe that the women’s match is pulled from Clash of Champions?

Come on Bayley get your words out  you wanna shot at the title?

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Say what – Dana suggests Sasha Banks and Bayley should fight in a best of 7 series? OH HELL NAW! Charlotte is right – We don’t wanna see that sh!t – even though it’s Sasha’s fine @$$!

WHOA!!! Dana is taking no more sh!t! Five fingaz said to Charlotte’s face – SLAP!!!

Now it’s a Triple Threat Match! Winner fights Charlotte at Clash of Cha,pions! Suddenly I’m backing Dana Brooke here! It’s like I told my youngest sister – don’t take no sh!t from those b!tches at work!

Charlotte doesn’t believe Dana can win! Charlotte sitting at commentary – Charlotte – you can sit next to me if you want!

Massive honesty from Charlotte – she would rather face Sasha for the title – usually the champion would say ‘it doesn’t matter who I face’…

Card will not be subject to change – Sasha pins Bayley! Dana not involved in the decision and Dana went in still!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx of the SoulNSports/BDSIR NETWORK – I thought that as well, I swore blind Sasha’s shoulders were down as well! Bayley you can put in for an appeal!

Why doesn’t the Shining Stars invite me to Puerto Rico? Did they just mention Sofia Vergara?

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HOLLA AT ME SHINING STARS! MY TWITTER IS @MZATheInfamous! I-DES-ERVE-IT! I-DES-ERVE-IT! I will grab hold of Sofia, turn into the chojin and tear her @$$ up!!!

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My gawd – that gyal is hot – talking of hot… my pizza should be ready by now!

Time for us to drink in the gift of Jericho’s highlight reel! What could happen here may determine the main event for Night – er I mean Clash of Cha- er I mean UNFORGIVEN!

WHOA! Sami Zayn just called Jericho a stupid idiot!!! On his own show! He can’t do that! And he just said the gift of Jericho sucks! And the big one – he bigged up Jericho on how he was one of the best that ever did it and regulated to being Kevin Owens b!tch! GOOD LORD!

That must have hit a secret power point – Codebreaker to Zayn – BLAOW!!!! Will they fight later? Will they fight next week? Will they fight at the Clash of Champions?

OFFICIAL!!! The match is running! I think it is as good as guaranteed to say that Roman Reigns will be in that Triple Threat Match! So you fans – shut the f**k up!

Yes! Nia Jax! Look at the fool Alicia Fox – She don’t want none like the World Wrestling Federation Champion!GRANT BODY P

I know Alicia did not just kick my girl Nia in her mouth! Bad move Alicia! But hey – you put up more of a fight than that CM Princess Peach B!tch!

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Nia just rushed Alicia trough the barricade – BLAOW! She’s not like most girls at all! Not even Chyna has done that!

Alicia felt the power alright, she won’t be having a New Day!

Thank god The New Day destroyed 5mins37secs of that wack Bullet Club footage from last week… what could you have done in 5mins37 seconds? You could have a bowl of Booty-Os, you could knock out the pu$$y in 5 mins 37 seconds (as long as you don’t finish first that is…) You could watch CM Princess Peach B!tch get brukk up twice (2mins 14 seconds twice with a minute to laugh) or do what I do, listen to one of the greatest Wu-Tang tunes ever made!

Now that AJ Styles is the World Wrestling Federation Champion.. it seems like destiny for Gallows & Anderson to claim the tag titles surely? They gonna begin World Domination!

Did I hear right? Seth called Triple TEEF a coward????? If this was 16 years ago I would whole heartedly agree!

YOOOO! Kevin Owens is speaking the truth here! He put Seth Rollins on BLAST! Throughout Seth’s career, he had always had someone back him – whether it was The Shield, J&J Security, Kane, the list keeps going, but most of all – Triple TEEF! Redesigned, Rebuilt, REPLACED! WOW!

Here’s the twist – Mick Foley says that Seth cannot jump in and teef in the contest between Roman & Kevin Owens! But what if that evil Triple TEEF jumps in again?

OH SNAP!!!! Foley warned Rollins! But Rollins didn’t business! He jumped in and stamped out Kevin Owens, and baited Reigns out of the title!

Or maybe not! Foley restarted the match! Oh man!

Looks like honeymoon done! Rusev came through and costed Reigns the opportunity! I bet y’all happy about that right!

The question remains – what happens now that Seth interfered in the match? Will there be some sort of stipulation? Well THE GRANT SAYS THIS – There is NO INFAMOUS INFORMER blog next week – the graduation ceremony is the day after and it will be celebrations aplenty, no sitting down watching wrestling for me next week – Ladies – show your newest graduate your t….er then again DON’T – If you value your life! My woman knows wing chun kung fu! Even Nia Jax don’t want none!

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Monday Night Raw #1215, September 5, 2016!!!

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So… how was your Labor Day?

See, the UK doesn’t believe in such a holiday. The UK government wants us to work work work work work like Rihanna! Then when we get paid, they take the money away from us and call it tax. Now if it was Rihanna herself, I would put in the work work work work work!

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In other news: I’ll just leave this here…

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Bwoy some of those bumps she took at the Summerslams didn’t look good at all… let’s see how long she’s out the game for… not too long I hope… or is it a switch? Mark Henry changed the announcement game with that sh!t!

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All is not well between Stephanie & Mick Foley!!! But SWITCH! Stephanie feels embarrassed of her husbands actions! She swears that she had nothing to do with what happened! Foley I feel you son, it’s that dirty TRIPLE TEEF!!! He cannot be trusted!

It’s a celebration the world over! Kevin Owens – the NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! But last time I check, he doesn’t like all this balloons and pyro? Remember what he did in Japan last year? Beast From The East on WWE Network? THE GRANT REMEMBERS!

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Yes! Owens you DO deserve it! And in typical Owens fashion, he throws it back in their face! Oh well, the IWC d!ck riding is over!

Let’s see if Seth Rollins has turned face, or at least a tweener!

He’s blaming it all on Stephanie! Look – how can Stephanie jump in there and throw punches and kicks and hammers?

Holy crap – Seth Rollins just got suspended? Hang on – Mick Foley just reversed the sh!t!

Foley is the General manager after all! Kevin Owens will defend the title against Seth Rollins at the Clash of the Champions joint! I would have renamed it ‘Unforgiven’ but hey…

Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa- Mick – you can’t put Kevin Owens in a match against Sami Zayn???? There goes that stipulation…

Jericho – now you gotta face Seth Rollins for running off your mouth – you stupid idiot! Now you’re gonna get – IT!

Damn that Charlotte…. I hear voices in my head and they talk to me about Charlotte’s physique!

Can Bayley knock off the women’s champion with a distraction roll up? Remember I told ya!

Look at Dana with a clipboard taking notes like she’s in a wrestling lecture 101! She’s hoping for that first class honors! If she doesn’t get a 2.0. average she will get expelled!

Even after Charlotte worked the legs of Bayley, Dana faces her scholarship being revoked! Bayley’s victory now earns her a title shot!

HAHAHAHAHA! Charlotte just called Bayley the – Sesame Street kid! That is brilliant! Bayley will forever be associated with children’s tv! If you so much as find Bayley attractive – SLAP YOURSELF! Well better her than Paige anyway…

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Seth Rollins got himself disqualified here in his match against Jericho… Seth is BEXXXXX!!! He might send Jericho for the Tandem Engine!

Seth actually channeled his rage and made it a competitive match up! Seth hits the pedigree on Jericho and gets the win! Not sure what that Triple TEEF thinks of that now!

Sorry Cesaro section, and sorry Sheamus fans! This best of 7 thing BORES ME. YEAH I SAID IT. Cesaro got sellotape all over his back now, look how long he got that sellotape on his shoulder! BACKSIDE! Wake me up when it’s over…

Giving a massive born day shout out to my co-host of STC From The UK -The Sadistic Shadfather! Ladies – SHOW THIS MAN YOUR TITT1£$!

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I wasn’t gonna say anything about this tag team match but when Enzo Amore dived through the ropes to Shining Stars and then stood up folding his arms RUN DMC STYLE – YOU CAN’T TEACH THAT!

Come on guys give me something to write about!

Thank you Sami & Owens! They just confirmed their rivalry is not dun!

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…and what sort of friend is Alicia Fox? So happy that her friend is having her ‘debut’ against my girl Nia Jax, but she’s not there to support her at ringside? HA – Alicia fool-fool anyway, who lets a grown man dump her on twitter? F**KOUTTAHERE!

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OH NO! The Old Day? Now that is cold! Now I’m no expert, but when black people grow old… they DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT! They stand strong! Take my Uncle Ferdy for example, he is 90 years old… he can still out dance you young women! Even Ric Flair would struggle!

Seriously RAW you need those cruiserweight cats in your show. Once those are up in there, we gonna see a better fast paced show, RAW may pull off big moments such as Sasha Banks or Kevin Owens winning titles, but Smackdown is the overall better show right now.

Oh snap – Sasha is here, but she got bad news for us. OH SH!T… er wait there…- wait a minute – Dana Brooke can’t fight an injured Sasha????

SWITCH! Sasha did the Eddie Lie Cheat & Steal technique on Dana! The bad news is for Charlotte – she’s coming back for her title at the Clash of Champions joint!  – BUT WAIT – Bayley beat Charlotte too! I smell Triple Threat match!

I’m not gonna talk about this match with Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens – f**k that – let’s throw up a pic of AJ Lee – for no reason!

AJ TIGHT UP SKIRT

I see some of you wishing AJ Lee would come back – well THE GRANT SAYS – Once she divorces that wimp who I’d give a good thrashing – I believe she would return! But until that time… dreams are only dreams!

OH SNAP! Roman Reigns wants the title too! Er didn’t the prizefighter realise that once you become the champion – you’re the hunted? Foley is like – if he can beat Owens, then it will be a Triple Threat Match! UH-OH!!! But here’s the twist – Jericho might not let that happen!

No sign of that dirty Triple TEEF! I was expecting him! But see, that’s what happens when you expect something in WWE – You only find yourself disappointed!

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Monday Night Raw #1214, August 29, 2016!!!

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So… how was your Bank Holiday Monday?

I saw videos of police ‘daggering’ women at the Notting Hill Carnival… if you don’t know what that is, I suggest you hit the YouTube and type in ‘Dancehall daggering’… be warned – NOT FOR THE WEAK IN BED!

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In other news: I’ll just leave this here…

IWC PRAYING

Some of you muthaf***az don’t even believe in God, so how you gonna pray hoping for Kevin Owens to win???? This is blasphemy people! I have nothing against Owens winning the World Wrestling Federation Universal Championship, but now those folks at Heelbook posted this, I’m hoping for the opposite! I’m all for seeing you fools angry over some sh!t!

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Now, if I go off on random subjects it basically means RAW is wack in places!

Kevin Owens – the clear favourite here by the crowd! Maybe his time is now!!!!

Big Cass – the dark horse! Not many believes he can win but I can see him bringing a great showcase!

Seth Rollins – with the most talk out of everybody! He’s a safe bet!

However, bad man move in silence… Roman Reigns ain’t saying sh!t! He’s just bringing the pain on all his opponents! That’s right – boo him! THAT’S THE MAN I’M BACKING!

Seriously I’m loving the new stages of RAW & SmackDown! Might be too late for WWE2K to hook it up on the new game!

Jericho’s promo was superb! Neville you are a don but you gonna get the gift of Jericho! You will drink it in!

Very interesting how RAW advertises a Smackdown PPV in Backlash on their stage…

OH NO! The New Day got their hands on Bayley!!!! Look at Bayley whining her hips! Does nothing for me but I bet it does a lot for you guys!

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They gonna be fighting Dana Brooke and the Bullet Club! This should be a very entertaining contest!

Now, Nia Jax ain’t like most girls… and that’s the type the Infamous Informer likes!!!! Shout out to her opponent from Texas… she kinda cute still… don’t hurt her too much Nia!

The Bullet Club have had a career change! Now they are carers for the retirement home? They are still on The New Day’s case! They recruited Dana Brooke as a nurse! Hey I’m all for sexy @$$ nurses but if Dana is anything like this woman pictured below… RUN HARD!!!!! DON’T LOOK BACK!

Lindsey

Hollyoaks fans – you feel me though right!!!!

Showing a feature on Seth Rollins – the question remains – is WWE2K17 going to keep the curb stomp? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Uh-Oh! Sasha just called Charlotte a coward! She lucky Charlotte didn’t go off on one just like the Miz did to Danny Bryan!

Talking of that – it will be addressed on Smackdowns this week! It will be very interesting to see where this leads!

The New Day – 372 days as W…W…E… TAG…TEAM…CHAMPIONS! Can they beat the reign  of Demolition? I seriously doubt it to be honest people, the competition is too powerful!

NAHHHH! When the New Day were doing the unicorn stampede, they should have let Bayley step in there and stomp a mud hole in Karl Anderson’s @$$ and walk it dry! Missed a trick there!GRANT BODY P

I gotta rate that sexy @$$ Charlotte on commentary, wearing that tight leather leggings complementing her legs…dayuuum! Make me wanna bark like DMX! Where my dawgs at – UFF-UFF-UFF!

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Bayley and The New Day win against Dana and the Bullet Club! The story here is about Bayley’s momentum, not the Bullet Club’s quest to claim the championships from New Day, so get your head out your arse jabronies!

What’s the score on this Cesaro Vs Sheamus thing? Answers on a p – actually f**k that – I have something better than that to talk about – this goes out to anyone in the area! A signing with friend of the STC – Ric Flair N!&&@!

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Say word? The winner out of this best of 7 series gets a future title shot? Good luck to them both, doesn’t matter to me! I’m still not watching this sh!t!

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Fans – friendly reminder – especially you UK fans – quit complaining about the frequent adverts while RAW is on. I know it’s frustrating as hell, but unless you air your grievance to USA Network, nothing will be done!

Massive respect to WWE putting together a package for Mr Fuji… he was so TEEF back in the day!

Aaah sh!t – the sexy @$$ Stephanie is out here to sort out this situation with Brock Lesnar…word is she fined him just $500! There was a parody ‘go fund me’ campaign to help Brock Lesnar pay off the fine!!!!

Now the crowd might be chanting ECW, oh sh!t they are chanting CM Punk! Wait – are we in Chicago? Why don’t they chant ‘F**k her right in the pu$$y’????

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Has Heyman got one up on Stephanie? She reluctantly accepted an apology, and left the ring… what happened to the defiant slap in the face? I’m not too sure why, but Heyman used a lot of big words – Harvard University style and said something about the ‘Board of Directors’… and it had Stephanie shook… but Heyman throwing dollar bills at Stephanie like she’s a stripper was comedy gold!

While Darren Young tackles Titus O’Neill (ahem…) I wanna introduce to you my latest lust interest… I don’t know what it is about this woman but I would tear her @$$ up!

jenny

Her name is Jenny Scordamaglia people… she’s on a channel called Miami TV…Youtube her @$$. She is the luckiest woman on earth – you know why? Because the Infamous Informer is a retired clubber… and had he be out there… it would be CURTAINS for Jenny Scordamaglia!

If you are familiar with the anime film above, that’s Jenny and I’m the demon. GRANT BODY-P!

Aaaaah sh!t it’s gonna go off! The main event! Roman Reigns! Kevin Owens! Seth Rollins! Big Cass! One of these muthaf***az gonna become te World Wrestling Federation Universal Champion!

WAIT! Big Cass – you can’t describe Seth, Kevin & Roman as SAWFT?!!!!!! Have you lost your mind?!!!!!

…AND THEY ARE UNDER WAY! I got my lilt drink, and my double choc biscuits!

Good lord these four are out to steal the show with big boots! mean clotheslines, flying through and over top ropes!

Look at Kevin Owens screaming at Mick & Stephanie like – IT’S MY TITLE! I don’t think Foley is gonna screw you out the title… I mean Foley of all people… he remembers Survivor Series 1998!

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A superman punch followed by a kick to the jaw bone and a frog splash off the top ropes and Big Cass is out the game! I knew he lost his mind!

Roman Reigns – you tryna hit too many superman punches! You not gonna win being so repetitive!

Crowd are loving this! All three men refusing to die!

WAIT A MINUTE! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!  He just drop the pedigree on Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins!

KEVIN OWENS! IN SHOCK! BUT HE IS THE NEW! UNDISPUTED, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!

BACKSIDE!!! He snatched the belt from Foley and gave it to the prize-fighter! Even Stephanie is in shock! We don’t know what role Triple plays in all this draft business!

Calling it right now – Roman & Seth will combine their force to take out Triple TEEF! What if Triple goes to Smackdown and takes out Ambrose? This will be the trigger to turn Seth face! Seth could win Royal Rumbles and then he truly Redesigns, Rebuilds, and Reclaims his title at WrestleMania 33. REMEMBER I TOLD YA!

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Monday Night Raw #1212, August 15, 2016!!!

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Right… I just come back from London after an epic Tekken tournament, and after RAW last week, I just didn’t have the passion, energy, drive to watch 3 hours of that sh!t. So I’m playing catch up this week. RAW, you got one more chance to convince the viewers that Summerslam is gonna be the sh!t! Big weekend a gwarn with NXT, UFC 202.. so DON’T FAIL ME!

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In other news: I’ll just leave this pic here.

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Look Rusev, it’s your own fault Roman Reigns crashed your sh!t last week… your segment was wack, it dragged on, now if you celebrated like Edge and Lita did back ten years ago (PG GRANT) – No – Vincent Kennedy said Steph could break the law so I wanted to see Rusev get in Lana’s panties live on RAW!

That’s the Mick Foley I know – that dude who comes out in his judging clothes – not that guy in a stupid @$$ suit!

WHOA! That sexy @$$ Stephanie defending Mick Foley? Er..stay close to your loved ones folks!

Roman Reigns realised the women (or his wife) don’t like the ruff beard he had going on! He sends his apologies to you women, and sends apologies to Rusev for finding his wife on redtube! STC’S Edmond Mulhall knows all about that don’t you Ed? He knows where all the naked videos of Taryn Terell is at!!! DUTTY BWOY!

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Rusev just called Roman a greasy pig?!!! I don’t know about you guys but who looks more like a greasy pig out of the two? If you say Roman – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! Go and play Pokémon on your phone like a good little boy go on…!!!

Rusev gonna defend his woman! AND RIGHTFULLY SO! NO ONE disses my woman and lives!!!

Cesaro and Sheamus will compete in a best of 7 series starting from the Summerslam joint! I don’t know about this… this was superb with Chris Benoit & Booker-T, but this? I seen them fight twice already and I’m bored with their @$$£$…

WTF is that? A female Doink? Even my Nia Jax looks confused! Nia, dispose of this fool!

These Bullet Club mans are giving me joke! Ringpostitis?!!! Can they find a cure for this wrestling cancer too?

They have an unhealthy interest in breaking the balls of the New Day… I GET IT! It’s because The New Day get all the sexy gyal on their UpUpDownDown Show! AWW! I SEE NOW!

Jon Bon JeriKO? I love Enzo & Cass but they better be careful who they dealing with! One man who powerbombed MGK to the depths of hell where he belongs and the other – who gives women the gift and makes them drink it in!!!

Hold up – Jericho running away from Big Cass? That’s uncharacteristic surely!!! He must be wukkin brain!

Oh it’s that good old-school heel technique of running around the ring and then the fan favourite running into an enemy attack – only this time Big Cass dropped a clothesline on Kevin Owens!

Damn Roman! Who boxed you in your eye? Was it STC’S Stephen Cooper? Is that why he’s in hiding now? Because the women want your blood?

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Look here! Titus and Darren Young fighting like a well oiled unit!!! OH WAIT – PAUSE!

I guess there was mis-communication between Titus & Darren… Titus doesn’t want to be great again!

Shining Stars pick up the win but I don’t see the crowd clapping or anything! They just sitting there like – NEXT! See I told you jabronies this was gonna happen if you brought the brand extension back – but as usual, I’m just the Infamous Informer – I don’t know anything do I?

I understand the wrestling concept of ‘making an impact’ and have all eyes ears and voices on you… but Heath Slater… er… going after Brock Lesnar? That’s like DDP going after The Undertaker’s then-wife – Sara! Undertaker f**ed him up so bad, the next time we saw DDP – he’s practicing yoga to heal his wounds!

OH MY GOD – Heath interrupted Heyman??? then Brock took the mic to speak???? Get my black suit please we may have a funeral to attend here…

Heath is thinking of his kids!

“I got kids too, come on in here. I feel you, let’s talk about your kids…I don’t give a sh!t about your kids!” OH MY DAYS THAT’S THE LINE OF THE NIGHT! GIVE THAT BEAST AN AWARD!

Heath he disrespected your kids! You gotta defend your honor – BOX HIM! It might be like Will Smith boxed ‘Mad Dog’ but you would die for your kids right?

OH NO! HEATH SLATER IS NOW IN SUPLEX CITY!!!! Was it worth it? I hear the Rage of Sparta music in the background! 911 CALLING!!!! GRANT BODY P

F5 TO SLATER – BLAOW!!!!! Ok how does this suit look on your boy? I think I’m ready to pay my respects to Heath Slater now…

You mean to tell me that while Charlotte & Dana were chatting backstage the guy in the background was reading newspaper like nothing happened? He must be cumse-cumsa surely!

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Look at Seth Rollins breathing in the fresh air… DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

Look at him looking for the ‘demon king’ like he’s looking for his dog named Kirby!

Instead of picking up that kriss gyal, Seth finds Neville! Who warns him – you don’t f**k with Finn Balor the demon! HIM NAH READY!

Oh no – not Jon Stewart at Summerslam again??? Who let him in the door? Foley you sir are slippin! You mean to tell me that’s the best you can do? You couldn’t get Method Man up in there?

Method man Summerslam

BLOODY USELESS YOU ARE FOLEY! USELESS I SAY!

Stephanie & Mick seem to get along really well! Better him than me – I would be so tempted to ask her if I can get some p-

MICHAEL EARL GRANT!!!!

Alright I’ll behave!

Whoa-Whoa-Whoa – PAUSE – DID I HEAR RIGHT? Beyoncé & Jiggaman gonna be at the Brooklyn party when Sasha retains her women’s title! Yo over here Sasha! This man needs an invitation!

Talking of invitations., Charlotte invites Sasha to the ring… but that dastardly Dana Brooke – TEEF!!! Now the dutty gyal of the game got Sasha in the figure 8!

Look at Dana Brooke getting in there and putting her boots into Sasha chest! Taking her boss glasses and braking them in half! Oh boy when Sasha catches up with her she gonna be in deep…. doo-doo!!!

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I don’t speak about The Golden Truth that much, but if the Bullet Club take R-Truth and give him Ringpostitis then I fear that these Bullet Club mans have a problem with us brothers… #BlackBallsMatter

NO WAY! The New Day rushed the Bullet Club! Luke Gallows was gonna have his balls broken by Francesca! Oh the humility! With that right there… I just done the knowledge… this is a feud. It’s not over at Summerslams….

It’s really good to see Xavier Woods step up his aggression game too… very impressed since the Wyatts had him shook!

Watching the demon king/Seth Rollins segment, my flatmate was ‘disgusted’ of the devilishment of Finn Balor! So instead of me spreading my arms in unison in the entrance, I found myself laughing! My flatmate was like – ‘Dexter – put him on the table!’

But I heard about the stupid fan who jumped in and tried to big up his chest against Seth and Seth pitch him one side! I don’t wish death on nobody but that muthaf**in top flight security should have tasered his dumb @$$ just like they did that ex Aston Villa footballer.. may he R.I.P.

Rusev! Now fighting for his girl’s honor! Hey Rusev – keep it in the family right? I mean… The Rock claims he’s been up there!!!

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Rusev applies the accolade super move! Will Reigns tap? Or will Rusev bend his back out? (yeah I know… doesn’t sound right!) That’s wrestling for ya!

Reigns reaches the ropes! Reigns got nothing to lose though! Reigns hits the spear on Rusev – BLAOW!!! Rusev is lucky the title is on the line – but that’s the guy Lana loves?

MORAL OF THE STORY – Fighting for honor don’t mean sh!t in the World Wrestling Federation! ONLY TITLES COUNT! Fighter’s pride how dull!

From what I see on YouTube, RAW was almost as dragging as last week… take Brock away, take the Rollins segment away, RAW was wack… don’t get me wrong, I got some joke out of it, it’s what I do! But imagine sitting through it… good lord!

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DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

So Puff Daddy is producing the soundtrack for the new game… I saw the track listing and it looks like this:

  • Action Bronson & Joey Bada$$ (feat. Rico Love) – “What About The Rest Of Us”
  • Anderson .Paak – “Come Down”
  • Andy Black – “We Don’t Have To Dance”
  • Axwell Λ Ingrosso – “This Time”
  • Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”
  • Bring Me The Horizon – “Run”
  • FIDLAR – “Drone”
  • French Montana (feat. Kojak Black) – “Lockjaw”
  • iSHi (feat. French Montana, Wale, & Raekwon) – “We Run”
  • P. Diddy, Black Rob & Mark Curry – “Bad Boy For Life”
  • Travis Barker & Yelawolf – “Out of Control”
  • Twenty One Pilots – “Ride”
  • Yellow Claw (feat. Lil Eddie) – “We Made It”

THE GRANT SAYS: Four things – 1, I’m interested to hear the Anderson Paak track. 2, I can confirm that the Action Bronson track ‘What About The Rest Of Us’ is a great track which was played on our very own RePPiN4U HIP HOP SHOW. 3, Wu-Tang fans gonna be mad as f**k when they find out Raekwon has collaborated with Wale & French Montana, not the first time Raekwon has sought commercial appeal, and 4 – Bad Boy 4 Life is automatically the best tune on the soundtrack! AND THAT’S THE TRUTH!

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In other news: Did you see the Rio Olympic opening ceremony? Or more importantly – Did you see ANITTA?!!! The Grant Says – JENNIFER LOPEZ – MOVE YUH BACKSIDE! FIGURATIVELY  AND LITERALLY!

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RAW 1211! Why don’t they let the Infamous Informer do the hip hop side of the soundtrack and a rock soundtrack by a STC Member???

WWF PROPA TINGZ

What’s 10x better than a 20-minute promo by Triple TEEF? A 20 minute promo by Enzo & Cass! Now I feel sorry for Enzo here, because he was bussin skillz with Sasha last week…. then next minute we find out she got married! Sasha that’s cold baby girl!

Yes you cannot please everybody… I see a select few who are not feeling these two! I say HAND IN YOUR WRESTLING CARD! You attitards mean to tell me that you love everything that Road Dogg & Billy Gunn did back then but don’t rate this? YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. SERIOUSLY. GIVE ME YOUR CARD. YOU’RE DONE.

What we are seeing are four guys in Enzo & Cass, Jericho & Owens with top-notch mic skills! They are most likely to clash at the Summerslam joint!

Reading the twitter feed while  Jericho and Enzo are settling ‘It’, that is a good name – ‘JeriKO’… I can ride to that but only for this feud right here. I don’t want them to team for the long haul as Kevin Owens is too good for that. If he does I will compl… wait.. I’m NOT THAT GUY… I DON’T DO DRUGS!

The question remains – is Kevin Owens aware that Puff Daddy is in the building? Answers on a postcard please or tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Jericho – how long have you been in the game – a good 20 years at best right? So why you thought you won when you clearly didn’t hear Enzo tap or the ref call that he passed out?

They say Big Cass had ‘no choice’ but to kick down Jericho… er yes he did…. Kevin Owens was interfering, so would it not make sense for Big Cass to kick down Kevin Owens????

OH NO! Rusev is gonna rub it in to the 40-year-old virgins of the WWE Universe that he’s banging Lana on a regular now he’s put a ring on it! If I was Rusev I’d rub it in too, and wish them another 40 years of getting no pu$$y!

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While Braun Strowman beats on another CAW from WWE2K17, I’ll take this time to talk about my newest crush, the Brazilian singer Anitta… see this gir….. what the match finish already? Oh OK! I’ll promise you guys a pic of this chick who in my opinion is out to dethrone J-LO!

Wait a minute – Puff Daddy is inviting Mick Foley & The Family to the Bad Boy Tour??? Mick got good taste in music – he asked if Faith Evans gonna be there! YES MICK you just scored points from me! Just for you, here’s one of my favourite Faith Evans tunes!

When this tune used to drop in the club back in the day, your Infamous Informer would brukk out! Women would challenge him on the dance floor… aaaah the memories…

Darren Young & Titus O’Neill are fighting again so I’ll continue my stories of my past clubbing career… I remember my ex from Preston… she said to me after the club that while I disappeared to the big man’s room, women approached her and told her how ‘lucky’ she was she got me… Well THE GRANT SAYS – all you women lose because I long retired from the clubbing scene and I have a woman who loves me as much as I love her! Go back to your ‘bad boys and wannabe thugs’ who treat you wrong because that’s what you like right???

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Finally – someone worth watching! The Great Seth Rollins!

Er yeah Seth – Finn Balor is right – you was playing Pokemon Go, (and maybe taking selfies of your todger) while everybody else had to fight for the spot… suddenly I’m not feeling this promo… I know he’s supposed to get me invested in his fight with Finn Balor but.. I dunno Seth! Try again kid!

Sheamus Vs Cesaro???? Did we have this match like – last week? YES WE DID! Oh lawwd… Mick Foley you are slipping on your commissioner skills!

So while they fight let me hit you off with the Smack Talk Centre’s official theme for Summerslam, a lot better than that Flo-Rida crap let me tell ya!

I love both Sheamus and Cesaro.. but it’s like, fans say they could watch Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens feud for months… I can’t say the same for these two…

Oh man they have built this contest good eh? Randall Vs Brock Lesnar… it’s true, there’s no history between the two other than they trained at OVW, and they both became the youngest World Wrestling Federation champion… Brock is right – Randall ain’t sh!t compared in terms of accomplishments, don’t forget – Brock did what Randall failed to do at WrestleMania, but let’s not get into that! That alone puts Brock in a league of his own. Brock is a machine, but Randall has voices in his head which makes him borderline psycho… what do you think guys?!!!

Can’t lie to ya – these wrestling matches are boring me this week… just thrown together, some of them are repeats from last week… no storyline or nothing…taht’s not like me – normally I find a positive outlook on RAW… perfect time to talk about my new crush – Anitta…

See here I was watching the Rio Olympics opening ceremony, when suddenly this woman graces my screen… when I tell you my jaw dropped and my Johnson stood at attention…

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I thought – what a sexy gyal! WHAT A WOMAN! Then I took to YouTube and Twitter to find out more… YO THIS GYAL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAD PEOPLE! This woman can and will end your career if she twerks on you!

Ok this segment should give me the most joke! Let’s get back to Infamous Informer mode with this wedding ceremony between Rusev & Lana Machka!

Lana’s wedding dress though!!! she’s not supposed to show that much leg is she???? Hey I’m not complaining!

The question remains – will those two terrible singers come out to sing like they did for Triple and Stephanie?! Answers on a postcard please!

Rub it in guys! I’m just waiting for Roman Reigns to f**k it all up!

OH SNAP – The crowd chanting BORING!!!!! Oh my days!!! Yo Roman where you at rude boy?

Wait a minute – Roman Reigns gonna be the Best Man? Hold up – you know what that Best Man film is about don’t you???

Where has Reigns got these super mic skills from??? This is what I mean! Let Roman be Roman!!! He’s throwing shots left and right here!!!!

Rusev can’t take this sh!t – he goes and attacks Reigns! And look what happen – Rusev bumps into Lana and her face meets the wedding cake! NOW she looks magically delicious!

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Ok this is what I came to see! Sasha, Dana Brooke, Charlotte, you three sexy @$$£$ steal the show! Show dem how fi do it!Grant BODY RIO

Confirmed – Charlotte was champ for 309 days and never made a big deal about it…

See I would have seen the match, but my woman called me.. oh well, I could turn off RAW at this point, but NO… I don’t half @$$ my blogs to you wonderful people!

WROOOOOOOY!!!! OK that’s the best segment on RAW this week – Finn Balor’s promo on Seth Rollins, breaking down the legend of his name!!! Now THAT is how to get invested!!! Followed by another video promo by the Bullet Club who have ow discovered an epidemic called ‘ringpostitis’… LADIES! You do not want a man who suffers from that condition!

Even with Big E down, that doesn’t stop The New Day’s power of positivity… well apart from Luke Gallows… oh no they gonna give Kofi Kingston a case of RingPostItis – but Xavier Woods is like – f**k that – I will beat this chair into your chrome dome! (no chair shots to the head Grant) FOR REAL? Well kick the Bullet Club in their cratches then!

Yes, RAW wasn’t supposed to focus on the GMs, but Vincent Kennedy did also say – ‘even if you break the law’, and the crowd seem to love Danny Bryan!

I don’t get it – why would Rusev interrupt this segment right here? He looks dressed to fight! He can’t crush Danny Bryan? Has he gone insane? Cesaro – you are going about this the wrong way! Yes you would get a championship opportunity if you beat Sheamus last week, but the US TITLE was not what the IWC had in mind!!!!

Talking of Sheamus – he tried to teef!!! Cesaro hit the neutralizer super move but the ref was down! Cesaro had the match won!

Sheamus f**ked it up for Cesaro… well the Grant says.. RAW was boring this week, slow-paced, I thought Sasha, Dana and Char- Roman Reigns with a spear to Rusev at the end of the match – BLAOW!!!!

Ok as I was saying… RAW only started to get better 2.5 hours later in the show… that’s not good enough cretins! The quicker you get your cruiser weight jump off going the better.

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Monday Night Raw #1210, August 1, 2016!!!

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…And NEW!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION, SASHA BANKS!

Never mind Charlotte come over here for consolation… take out my majestic member, put it between your wet lips… and suck!

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In other news… shout out to Lillan Garcia.

She won’t be in effect anymore because her father got hit with the cancer. She gotta stay close to him, as we all would with our loved ones.

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WWF PROPA TINGZ

It’s like Sasha is Ice Cube and Charlotte is DEEBO, remember Next Friday? Right at the beginning Deebo breaks out of jail and screams at Ice Cube – THIS IS THE REMATCH! Well this is what’s gonna happen THE SUMMERSLAM!

Oh snap – so Charlotte DID break Nikki Bella record! How come it wasn’t acknowledged properly! Why? Because WWE was taking shots at AJ Lee which in effect was taking shots at CM Princess Peach B!tch!

Now JERICHO – Why you defending Charlotte like that??? What – she your new crush now? I don’t quite understand this?

Jericho dissing Hip Hop – unforgivable! Enzo Amore must come and defend real hip hop! GET HIM ENZO!

Enzo want a piece of Sasha! All you wrestling fools get back in line! Enzo upgraded from Carmella to Sasha! BACKSIDE!GRANT BODY PHENOM

The question remains – we are in a new era right? And women are treated like the men up in here, so… do the women (in this case Sasha & Charlotte) wrestle Jericho & Enzo? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Dana Brooke – TEEEEEEEEF!!!! Charlotte gets the win – but the real winner is Jericho – look at him with his arms round Charlotte and Dana as he retreats from Big Cass after the match – if I was Jericho I’d be on that ‘taster’s choice’ like Big Pun… Oh I forgot – Jericho is not a Hip Hop fan so he wouldn’t know anything about that!

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Right wrestling fools – Brie Bella won Best Female Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards – keyword – TEEN. You wrestling fools are NOT TEENS. You are grown men. So stop your complaining! STUPID IDIOT!

Say word??? Mark Henry gonna be the WWE Ambassador for the Rio Olympics? He gonna re-open the Hall Of Pain? RECORD SKIP – Foley gonna throw him in a title match against Rusev? Just like that???? Wrestling purists – I don’t wanna hear your noise – your way of wrestling storylines BORES ME!

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Golden Truth – f*k outta here with that Pokemon Go sh!t I hope the Shining Stars beat you! Grown adults killing themselves running after stupid teddies and sh!t – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! Get lick down by a bus, fall off a cliff – all sorts of sh!t!

F**KINHELL THIS ENTRANCE!!!! Make Finn Balor the face of WWE AND DUN! The fans ain’t feeling the dude Reigns – THIS IS THE MAN RIGHT HERE! Er not you Rollins – even though you are a bad man too!

Seth makes a great point – this is the first face of NXT Vs Greatest face of NXT! This should be a fantastic contest at Summerslam!

Massive shout out to Lana & Rusev on their wedding! Lana loves the wedding dress so much she had to wear it on RAW! $75,000 for the dress?!!!! BACKSIDE!!!!! That US Title money is serious!!!

Shout out to STC’S Edmond Mulhall – I heard he is distraught over Lana being a married woman…dude – just shake Rusev hand and say well done – I did with Jimmy USO!

NO WAY! Rusev running down the Americans saying they rigged the Olympic games! That time the Russians have been banned from olympics!

Roman Reigns wants to test him! But hear the twist – the fans are CHEERING for Reigns! See now we know – it;s confirmed – as long as Reigns is nowhere near the title picture, they will cheer Reigns! As long as Reigns doesn’t talk, they will cheer him! I guess if it’s good for Cena it is good for Reigns! THE GRANT SAYS – PUNISHMENT!!!!!!

Wait a minute – I thought Darren Young was a Smackdown guy? Ah forget it – let me get my ice cream for when Nia Jax fine self comes out… YEAH I SAID IT!

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Sheamus & Cesaro must compete, winner could have a future title match opportunity… I can see the Cesaro section assuming the position with their palms at the ready wrapped around their todger!

Why is Ariel Munroe rolling her eyes at Nia Jax? LISTEN – You are not very good-looking love… you favor one of those ‘Felicia’ type women… be grateful the Infamous Informer acknowledged you!

This is the part where The New Day lose to the Bullet Club, then Bullet Club become #1 contenders for the titles…

Instead of stating the obvious, let me take this time to tell wrestling fans – yeah you experts in the glasses and white coats – RAW is NEVER going back to 2 hours anytime soon – The Cruiserweight Division soon come to dazzle fans with their high paced action. So STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

TWIST! The New Day won the match, but they got destroyed by the Bullet Club for their actions! The question remains – do the Bullet Club still become #1 contenders???? Whichever the case – New Day goose cook – their Booty-Os and gay innuendos are coming to haunt them!

I’m gonna get heat for this but – f**k the Cesaro section! I like Cesaro… who doesn’t? I hate the section. For that – I’m backing Sheamus – he got Iron Clad respect from me – he’s in that elite club with Batista and Enzo Amore!

OK I hold my hands up – Cesaro section gets the win! Well done kid – you are responsible for the Cesaro internet section bussin their nuts all over the keyboard!

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What the F**K is Jinder Mahal doing back???? Where Rhyno at? GORE this sumb!tch straight to TNA!

TWIST! Jinder Mahal just kicked Heath Slater in his jaw bone! Kicked his ticket to RAW! WOW! Mick Foley laid it down – Mahal & Slater had to fight for that spot! So now – Mahal is on RAW, Rhyno is on Smackdown… Heath – seriously – TNA is waiting for you…

No doubt Seth Rollins Vs Sami Zayn will be a great contest – but really and truly I’m not interested – I’ll speak when Brock Lesnar comes on…

HAHAHA I see you Roy Lucier, complaining about Puff Daddy appearing on RAW next week… look Roy – our favourite hip hop artists ain’t never gonna grace a WWE ring – oh wait… BUSTA RHYMES did back in 2002…

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The ruler of the BROCKTAGON! I LOVE IT!!! But he got caught with the drugs – allegedly…

Heyman speaks the truth – the New Era has to step up to BRRROCCCK LESSSNAR! He broke the streak – you will bow down!!!!!

Heyman’s killer promos are second nature – but he slipped up big time! He said that Randall will NEVER hit an RKO at Brock Lesnar – and he said it repeatedly but then literally – an RKO OUT OF NOWHERE – BLAOW!!!!! Heyman’s face! In shock just like it was at WrestleMania 30! Stephanie bex! Sends security after Randall! Randall on top of the stairs – spreading his arms out! OH LAWWWD – Randall gonna pay for this I will assure you!

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