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Monday Night Raw #1201, May 30, 2016!!!

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Straight up and down, I think WWE are trolling you b!tch @$$£$. I put ONE guess in this sh!t, and I say it’s the new WWE2K17 game. All you muthaf***az guessing anything from Rey Mysterio to Kurt Angle. Me? I’m not gonna rack my brains, waste energy on thinking that somebody else coming through other than Cena.  My experience and common sense says that when WWE tease something cryptic like this on twitter, it never turns out to be a big star or return. You lot gonna be angry after this week’s RAW let me tell ya!

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In other news, er…this NXT Takeover Brooklyn thing being cancelled… are you fans really that dumb? The NXT Takeover: The End joint is JUST THE NAME TO MARK ‘THE END’ OF THE FINN BALOR VS SAMOA JOE SAGA. This blog is for intelligent wrestling muthaf***az only. I could go on a wrestling rant about this to expose you but that can wait…

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RAW #1201! John Cena can save you. He don’t need to save me because I’m already saved!!!! YOU FICKLE FOOL!

10 BELL SALUTE FOR MEMORIAL DAY. NUFF RESPECT DUE!

I thought we were gonna start this sh!t with John Cena and get this sh!t out the way but nope – Shane McMahon come cross!

Why boo Stephanie? I bet some of you get turned on if your woman slapped your face during carnal activity…

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Dayum Stephanie got that Vincent Kennedy bass in her voice when she says – Welcome to Monday Night RAW!!!

I know the McMahons don’t like to be interrupted… but when the New Day come out… they know how to get Stephanie dancing!

Look at Stephanie trying to hide her face when New Day whine their waist…

Where is Shane going???? Dropping two foot! I think Stephanie is going in!! NO! not these Vaudevillian dinosaur jabronies? God damnit I wanted to see Stephanie twerk it twerk it!

TRIPLE TEEF CRY MEME

Blasted Vaudevillians… yo Xavier – lick them down with the trombone!

Oh snap! The Bullet Club mans attacking the New Day for no reason! Hold on – there IS a reason… they want the belts… uh-oh…!!!! Magic Killer to Big E – BLAOW!!!

Come on Big Show you know full well Apollo Crews don’t back down from nobody! Have you seen his fighting style Big Show???? OBSERVE…

Trust me – he ain’t backing down from nobody!!!!

Er…. what’s my hero Kane got to do with the Warcraft film? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me – @MZATheInfamous!

Mixed response by the Green Bay Wisconsin crowd to my dude Roman Reigns! It’s all good! A DON DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP!

HERE WE GO! TWO BAD BULL CLASH! SETH ROLLINS COMING TO PROVE HE STILL DA MAN!

Hold up – why did Seth u-turn on THE GUY??? Oh.. he wants to chat instead… maybe not! he threw away the mic and thought – f**k it! or maybe not… ah I see… mind games!!!!! Roman Reigns folding his arms like – COME ON SON!!!

Why are the crowd chanting Justin Beiber??? Am I missing something? Answers on a postcard!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PRE-ORDER WWE2K17 AND PLAY AS GOLDBERG?????!!!! LET THE INTERNET WRESTLING FOOLS BEGIN THEIR B!TCHING!

I’m guessing the 2K showcase mode has you play as Goldberg and go through all 172 matches…

I guess this is the part where Rusev runs down America on Memorial Day and then – AVENUE!!!

Oh I get it… Zack Ryder gonna get f**ked up by Rusev, then that’s when his bredrin Cena comes out… in the meantime I’ll pre-order my WWE2K17…

SWITCH!!!! Titus O’Neill!!! He’s carrying the American flag… here we go again… and just like that… Titus went from being fired for touching Vincent Kennedy to becoming the top face… in one fell swoop!

With that now, we got the main event jump off as a 6-man tag featuring the participants of the munny innah bank ladder match, guess who becomes #7… AVENUE!!!!!

OH NO! Even Stephanie is disgusted with Charlotte! OK – Charlotte you know you f**ked upGRANT BODY PHENOM right? WOW! Called her a waste of talent! Not even Eva Marie or Cameron got that!

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Enzo & Cass – officially best trash talkers on the mic now! Dudley Boyz know not to talk back – just come to the ring and fight! No doubt, if you put the New Age Outlaws and 2 Cool in a pot a stir – ou would get Enzo & Cass. They in the wrong era rude boy!

AVENUE!!! STC’s Robert Ashford is swearing at the screen, STC’s Stephen Cooper has kicked his woman out of bed and he has applied the vaseline… JOHN CENA IS BACK!!!

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AAAAAAH SH!T! Cena still thinks he run tingz! But the music hit – THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! And the crowd didn’t do sh!t! That should have been a mark-out moment right there!

AJ STYLES! LET’S GO CENA! AJ STYLES! LET’S GO CENA! Now we know why AJ Styles is not in the munny innah bank match! This chant has been going on for two, three minutes straight! Ok I take it back about the crowd!

Fancy that – AJ Styles – who used to be a TNA guy, is saying Welcome back to John Cena???? WHOA!

Hold up – the Bullet club mans out to cause trouble… but SWITCH! AJ STYLES TURNED EVIL AGAINST CENA! THEY BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!!!! WROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! THAT WAS DAN!

We should calm down after that, but now we got Natalya, Dana Brooke and Charlotte sexy @$$ out here…

Nattie needs back up – Charlotte & Dana on that double team sh!t… but Becky Lynch runs out ready to throw fist and foot! Charlotte & Dana got outta there…

Ok Ziggler and Corbin gonna have a technical wrestling contest… f**k that – I’ll leave you to watch that sh!t – I like ruckus… like what I saw with Styles and Cena!

WTF! Ziggler switched up – a kick in Corbin seedbag – BLAOW!!! Thank god I didn’t have to sit through that sh!t – that would have bored me to death!

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The Miz is so wack that he has to put his Facebook live video on the titantron – because he knows no one will watch that sh!t on their own accord!

I guess there won’t be a seventh entrant in the munny innah bank ladder match.. but hey, there are still a few weeks left until the PPV…

Oh no! Jericho’s ‘stupid idiot’ catch phrase has caught on! Are the T-shirt designers brainstorming ideas right now?

A string of signature moves by each person culminating to a Dirty Deeds super move from Deano gives him, Sami Zayn and Cesaro the win over Y2J, Owens and Bertie…

Enough of that sh!t… while I marked out over the WWE2K17 game, I didn’t stop to realise that the car Goldberg was travelling in, was heading to ‘suplex city’…and Goldberg had a smirk on his face… don’t panic wrestling fools…IT’S JUST A GAME!

SALUTE. GRANT BODY-P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1200, May 23, 2016!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ROMAN REIGNS HATERS: Put your hand in your pocket. Pull out your wallet and open it up. See your wrestling card next to your bank card? Take it out and give it to me. YOU ARE A F**K!N FOOL – OK! Roman Reigns and AJ Styles put on a war. The Miz steps up his game against Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens & Cesaro. Dana Brooke combines her force with Charlotte. The Bullet Club brukk up the Usos. Jericho calls you fans ‘stupid idiots’ after finds himself in a bed of thumb tacks, Rusev near broke Kalisto in half. Seth Rollins has come back for his championship belt. And there you are STILL COMPLAINING. F**k out my face like Man Utd said to Van Gaal!

GRANT BODY-P!

In other news, I shed no tears. Since both Cody and Adam Rose asked for their releases, I wish them well, as I won’t miss them, I might miss Eden though… just a little bit…

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RAW #1200! As we enter the forbidden battle that is finally about to unfold after 3 years on the making… Roman Reigns Vs Seth Rollins!

LET’S START THIS SH!T BALTIMORE! SETH ROLLINS IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!

Uh-oh he has a point! You muthaf***az were cussing out Rollins while he was champion… called him wWWF PROPA TINGZeak, a coward, hiding behind the authority… but you missed him right? If Seth switches on you… OH SH!T HE HAS!!!! All your fan mail got set on fire! See that’s what happens when you don’t keep it real jabronies! The Infamous Informer is the realest ninja alive, THAT’S OFFICIAL!

Here’s my dude  Roman Reigns!!! he didn’t say a rarse and now Shane is here! At least let me eat my peanuts yo!

THE HOT MONEY IN THE BANK JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns the champion! Seth Rollins the challenger, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Sami Zayn vs Sheamus… one of them gonna be in the match… I love Sheamus but Sami Zayn – your time now!

The Brogue kick is NO MATCH for the Helluva kick!!! Sami advances!!! Sheamus is in the dustbin this year!

For real Sheamus? You just gonna beat on my dude Apollo Uhaa  for no reason? you have an iron clad respect from me but you don’t beat on my dude! But wait – didn’t I say that Crews & Sheamus would clash a few weeks ago??? I suggest you check out my past blogs on Cage Amateurs UK or on Fox Sports 1340am!

Er New Day…. it’s not RAW’s birthday… I mean, we celebrating 1200 episodes I understand that… but RAW’s birthday is the same as the Infamous Informer’s birthday – January 11!!!! I turned 13 that day RAW started! Do your googles wrestling fans!

I AM THE REALEST NINJA ALIVE THAT’S OFFICIAL!

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…and then there were three!!! I predicted at least one of those Social Outcast muthaf***az would be fired!!!

OH NO! They got Heath Slater’s b!tch @$$ with the birthday cake!!! That’s what he gets for trying to ruin sh!t for the New Day!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! The Miz with his annoying @$$, vs Cesaro!!! Maryse stop your noise and get this d!ck in your mouth!!

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The Miz getting uppercutted in his jaw bone from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST!!! That’s it Cesaro – KILL HIM!!!!

Cesaro is killing Miz with so much uppercuts, that Maryse may have to sing that tune by  Obie Trice – you gotta have some teeth!

Ceasro qualifies! I should bloody think so after all those uppercuts! Hey – anybody seen Obie Trice? Real name no gimmicks??? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE!!! TWEET ME @MZATheInfamous!

Seth – I don’t blame you for wanting to hug Stephanie!!! The girl was in my dreams last week though did I tell you? She was all up on me, feeling on The Grant’s Strudel… she and Eva Marie??? I still haven’t figured out what that dream meant… it will manifest soon I’m sure of it!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! You mean to tell me Apollo Crews is still out here smiling and sh!t after he got ambushed by Sheamus for no reason?? Come on WWE come better than this! Anyway I would like to see Crews win but I’d rather Jericho get through so that Crews can mash-up Sheamus… in other words…

WHOEVER LOSES… I WIN!!!

Excellent – Jericho hit the Codebreaker super move on Crews… now Crews can deal with Sheamus!

Ketch Sheamus watching the match! He likes that sh!t!

AAAAH SHEEEEEEEET!!! Now THAT’S A RETURN!!! F**K ROLLINS – It’s all about Enzo Amore!!! HOW YOU DOIN MY G???!!!

While Big Cass puts the beats on Bubba Ray Dudley… here’s a pic of Eden… FOR NO REASON!

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Dana Brooke got t!tt!£$, Charlotte got legs… and there is that dastardly Ric Flair! This is what I’ve come to see! Where’s my ice cream???!!!

Sorry Dana, you can’t walk down the ramp in those heels! I figured it out what is so sexually

appealing about Charlotte! I have a thing about tall women.. I always have… and I’m 6 ft 3!

How is the crowd gonna chant ‘boring’ to Ric Flair??? So disrespectful!GRANT BODY PHENOM

WHOA!!!! Charlotte turned on her father???? I get it – it was
YOU who said Charlotte is too much like her father and they should split up… unbelievable! Ric Flair is crying and sh!t! She just said – “you are dead to me” to Ric Flair! I’m not sure I can continue this blog! Even Charlotte has joined the Flair Files! THIS IS ALL SHAD’S FAULT!!!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Deano vs Ziggler! Deano all the way here!

So the storyline goes that Corbin is all about ruckus, and he’s not down with the technical wrestling matches… Ziggler wants to show him the beauty of a technical wrestling match… sounds like jabs and right hooks at the IWC if you ask me!

Ambrose advances to the MITB! Talking of the IWC… their dream could be realised as all three former Shield members could all collide… personally I think it’s corny but hey, whatever makes you happy right?

THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! I think Kevin Owens wants some! MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF!

AJ Styles gives Roman props!!! I bet you don’t like that right? Well you haven’t been in the ring with him – so SHUT THE F**K UP!

Sheeeet…. The Bullet Club is done too??? Styles is gonna do him and Gallows & Anderson gonna do them? Ok this has changed everything!!! Hey Wardle – we need to chat!

Oh my days that was brilliant! Mike Cole doing his job and Kevin Owens is like “Shut up Cole I can hear you!!!!”

The first powerbomb onto the steel steps may have sealed Styles fate… because the second pop up powerbomb got Owens into the MITB match! 5 guys in! 2 slots to fill! Who is going in! best tune into Smackdown!

Well you guys can… I got better things to do than watching wrestling all blodclart day!

SALUTE. GRANT BODY-P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1198, May 9, 2016!!!

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“Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven…” (Undertaker to Shawn Michaels, Feb 2009)

That’s how I feel with this University thing I got going on!

Because of that, I’m playing catch up with this week’s RAW, and by the looks of things, nothing special really happened… I turn on my Facebook and usually I see spoilers all over the shop. Instead I see no pu$$y getting wrestling jabronies running down Cameron because she got future endeavored…y’all need to go to your room and get your jerk on because I KNOW you got pics of Cameron back there…

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In other news, Ryback’s displeasure has been compared to that of CM Princess Peach B!tch… at least the Ryback is trying to work something out with Vincent Kennedy… Not like Philippa, who actually went out and totally disregarded what brought him to the dance in the first place.

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RAW #1198! To you b!tches who made that hoax about Bobby Heenan, you sick f**k – GET IN THE CHAIR!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell the Highlight reel is back! Complete with the super Jeritron 10000 or whatever it’s called! If your guest isn’t Stephanie then I’m not interested…

Jericho you MURDERER! First you killed Francesca, now you killed Mitch??? How is this guy walking the earth?? That’s it – I’m calling the po-lice! I ain’t no snitch, but WWE is a family show… and Jericho is teaching the kids how to KILL!

For real??? They gonna push Big Cass already???? I hear you jabronies saying – that’s because Vince McMahon likes big guys! Ok so explain Titus and the Ryback to me then? FOOL!

Bad move Jericho – you should never back down from Big Cass! You just labeled yourself SAWFT!!!!

Jericho is like OH HELL 2 DA NAW!!! Dashes back to the ring – only to get kick down by Big Cass – BLAOW!!!

Baron Corbin Vs Ziggler… didn’t I see this match already? …..NEXT!!!

How da rarse did Fandumbgay escape the future endeavoured list and not Sandow? Now I know why you wrestling fans are mad! I’m surprised there isn’t a petition! Here’s me hoping PWL bring him & Cameron over! YES! I wanna get my hands on that Cameron… OHHHHH!!!!

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OH MY GOD!!! I think Goldust fancies Fandango!!!! What is all this whining up their body wiggle that belly boom shak-a-lak sh!t??? I think Tyler Breeze likes that sh!t too! I’m close to handing in my wrestling card… then I remember Naomi…

Guess Who Loves Naomi More

OK I’m good now… lets continue!

OH NO! NOT THAT DASTARDLY RIC FLAIR! Ok so he’s banned from ringside at the Extreme Rules joint, but he’s not banned from this match! Come on Charlotte! Use your sexy legs and kick down Paige!

Why would he argue with Nattie? Nattie was just sitting there looking pretty! Oh I get it… he wants some of that Canadian Steak… TJ is not around so Ric Flair is like – you want a man with experience!

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NO! Shane has sent referees after Flair! He can’t do that! Can’t he support his daughter? OH SNAP! Paige used the distraction roll up pin! Paige can fight for title! Well THE GRANT SAYS – No you’re never gonna get it – NOT THIS TIME! Shout out to En Vogue! I used to have wet dreams about them in my teenage years… YEAH I SAID IT!

Told ya… I have weakness for long legs!

I love that Helluva kick by Sami Zayn to the Miz mouth corner – BLAOW! It’s officially a Fatal Four Way jump off at the Extreme Rules joint which says show stealer written all over it! But we already knew that!

For real? They brought Dana Brooke to the dance? YES!!!! You know what this storyline with Dana, Emma and Becky reminds me of? Remember Lay-Cool Vs Mickie James? I can ryde toGRANT BODY PHENOM this! I heard my beautiful Naomi is mash-up, she needs to come to me for some healing, I would love to see Team BAD Vs EmD! Throw the creative book out the window and let them go at it!

Oh lawwd look pon Rusev – he’s showing Kalisto how to do it! Throwing Sin Cara all over the shop!

OH NO! Another distraction roll up crime by Sin Cara to Rusev! It should be Lana signalling for ‘Rusev Crush’ not Rusev! Oh no… Lana rompin shop lock up tonight!

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This is the part where I will allow you to complain about how Gallows, Anderson and Styles are now known as ‘The Club’… that’s WACK! How did we go from the 4 Horsemen, to the Road Warriors, to the Hart Foundation, to the NWO, to D-Generation X, to the Brothers of Destruction, to the NEXUS, to the Aces & Eights to The Shield…. to THE CLUB???? Knock yourself out wrestling fans… I won’t stop you this time!

Looks like some mind game business between Roman Reigns and AJ Styles! Styles was gonna hit Reigns with the Styles clash on the steel chair… Roman look like he was gonna clock Reigns with the chair if Styles went for the flying forearm!

If you boo Kevin Owens over Wack Ryder – YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! Pop up Powerbomb to the fool – BLAOW! Woo Woo Woo – KNOW THAT MUTHAF***A!

OHHHHHH!!!! “You see the Vaudevillians, come from an era, where they were not too kind to people like us…” BIG E JUST SEALED IT RIGHT THERE! I wonder what my peoples at Perfect Plex/Fox Sports Radio gotta say about that???!!! Vaudevillians – YOU GON LOSE THAT MATCH AT TH EXTREME RULES JOINT!

Like the switch up to ‘smart phone users!’ but we know what New Day meant really!

Wait a minute – the Vaudevillians come and teef during the New Day Vs Dudley Boys match – but I see no Shane with security to escort these 14th century fools out of here???? That’s not right!

What in blazes is Deano doing with Jericho’s jacket on? He can’t wear that!!! That’s not yours!

OH SNAP! Deano brukk up the jacket! Jericho gonna catch cold now! That cost $15,000! Do you realise Jericho has to go back on tour with Fozzy now to make that money up??? Either that or get his moms to stitch it back up for him! Now Big Cass is out here! Er… oh no! Looks like Jericho has become the millennium bug! It’s the end of his world as he knows it! can he save himself and break the code?

Jericho just slapped him! Cass is like – WORD??? You slap like a b!tch! You must have taught yourself that!

“ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!!!” Holy crap – Jericho goose cook! Deano with the Dirty Deeds to Jericho – BLAOW! What’s that I smell? I smell – I SMELL – DOO DOO! coming from Jericho brief!

Finally what’s this I hear? Kevin Owens fighting Brock Lesnar in June? Cena fighting Shinsuke Nakumura? let me guess – Nakumura has to ‘prove himself’ against Cena because – he’s the face who runs the place right? If Nakumura loses – even I will join in the riots with you guys!

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Monday Night Raw #1197, May 2, 2016

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you’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own!!!!

I stand before you a man with a headache. You know those headache’s you actually enjoy, because you just celebrated history been made. Leicester’s premiership victory was like the Karate Kid fairytale. It was like the Redman & Method Man concert in Birmingham O2 Institute last week. It was like The Undertaker when he hit 21-0 against CM Princess Peach B!tch… (the sweetest streak victory in my opinion!) You know the women of Leicester are getting the most sex this week!

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In other news, Roman Reigns is STILL your World Wrestling Federation Champion! And oh yeah – SHUDDUP!

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RAW #1197! By the way did I mention The Ryback is my favourite wrestler now??? HAHAHAHAHA GRANT BODY-P!

WWF PROPA TINGZStephanie you sexy as f**k but what’s in the bag? You bought the Infamous Informer something? a PS4 with Street Fighter V? You’re too kind!

Oh it’s for Shane… oh snap it’s that picture frame that Vincent Kennedy broke! Sheeeet – hang it up Shane (the picture that is!)

I don’t exactly understand why Kevin Owens wants to re-focus on the Intercontinental Championship… at the same time, I understand that Money Innah Bank soon come.

Where are the Gucci shoes Mr Cesaro??? Aaah sh!t he makes a case about been screwed out the Intercontinental Championship! LET’S DO THIS SH!T! Winner becomes #1 contender!

Don’t start the match yet – let me grab my pizzas from out the oven!

Oh dear – if The Miz & Maryse are gonna be so annoying at ringside, then no wonder Kevin Owens and Cesaro had to uppercut the glasses off Miz’s Money Maker! Sami Zany gets involved, then holds the Intercontinental Title in the air, and the spirit of Danny Bryan is felt in St Louis!

Meanwhile…Stephanie McMahon is seen flirting with Deano… and in the Ambrose Asylum… she says Deano can ask her anything… ANYTHING??? Deano rustling his hands like ‘now you’re talking’! GOD DAYUUUUUM! The first question I’d ask her.. is ‘can I get some pu$$y???’

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Oh hell naw they gonna team R-Truth with Tyler Battybwoy? I’m surprised Goldust doesn’t fancy him… Oh no he found a tag team partner… what a downgrade… Fandango went from Summer Rae… to an upgrade in Layla (which I might add – got Fandango on my bad side eternally) to Rosa Mendes, to Goldust???? This is the part where I take a long sheeeeet!

You can watch this video while I’m gone…

Yeah I know… random…

Due to Enzo being shut down temporarily, Big Cass becomes a New Day member for the week! That is cool! Now beat down these Vaudevillian fools! (the Dudley Boyz are not fools though…) It is a real shame that the tournament sponsored by Booty-Os got shut down like that.

This match is cool but where’s my favourite wrestler – The Ryback????!!!!

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You know it would have been a mark out moment if Roman Reigns said ‘The question is, can the three of you take on the three of us?’ And instead of the Usos, Rollins and Ambrose appeared… but that can wait!

Oh snap! I wasn’t gonna write about this but Emma defeated Becky Lynch! WHOA! They are really changing sh!t up aren’t they!GRANT BODY PHENOM

HERE WE GO!!!!! This is what I came to see! Nope – not Ric Flair – not the Ryback – but the Ambrose Asylum! Do us proud Deano! Ask Steph the dirtiest questions!!!

Maybe he won’t… I mean… Renee Young though… and she wears a B.I.G. t-shirt…

Hmmm why is Stephanie acting so nice all of a sudden???? And is Deano playing mind games here?

Oh snap! Stephanie can’t cancel the Ambrose Asylum???? And she brought back the Highlight reel? But Steph – Jericho cusses you on a regular basis! Er… I don’t understand this!

FOR REAL! Titus O’Neill is back! He won’t touch Vincent Kennedy again! And there’s no League of Nations! and Baron Corbin enters the arena! There’s my champion! It would have been Titus but…

Battle Royal US title jump off! Winner fights Kalisto!

Hold up – Apollo Crews is in there! Er… I change my pick!

Wait a minute – Corbin is eliminated by Ziggler, and Apollo Crews eliminated by Sheamus… that makes things interesting!

Oh dear! Zack Ryder getting stamped out by the… can I call em League of Nations??? I could for about 20 seconds!

Ryder & Rusev – last guys in the battle royal! COME ON RUSEV! Don’t let this fool win! Rusev has DONE IT! Here comes Lana with her sexy @$$! Get back the title and start the second reign of terror!

Calling it now – Rusev defeats Kalisto… then John Cena comes back on Memorial Day because Lana & Rusev start calling the crowd ‘Stupid Americans!’ Just like that – Cena drops the AA on Rusev again and then the John Cena invitational starts again! Remember I told ya!

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OH NO! Turns out that Charles Robinson is apart of the Flair family! Lil’ Naitch! TEEEEEEEEF!!! It all comes together now! There’s something about that leggy Charlotte… ah that’s right – it IS her legs! You know I have a weakness for women with long legs! I gotta a song for you Charlotte and your long legs… it goes a lil something like this… bring your sexy legs here…

She keeps looking at me
So now she gon’ get it
She want it
And by the wonderful moaning
That makes a beautiful night, baby
What a beautiful life, baby!

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Uh oh – somebody is bex! I don’t think Nattie has come out to ch… or maybe she has… oh no she’s out to cuss Ric! Take it easy Nattie!

Why has Ric Flair took off his jacket???!!!! NO! Nattie put Ric in the sharpshooter! Watch his ticker! Because when the clock goes tick…

I smell an I Quit match between Nattie & Charlotte at the Extreme Rules joint! Don’t you!

Ok – I can ryde to a submission match… but Ric Flair banned from ringside? No Stephanie that’s preposterous! You need to re-think this!

Ok main event jump off! The Roman Empire Vs The Bullet Club! AAHHH SH!T It’s about to go down!

Bullet Club wins the ruckus! But Styles ain’t tryna use the steel chair! But he used it on the Usos! Roman saw it! Oh dear Styles you gonna get f**ked up!

OH SNAP!!! Roman sets Styles up, powerbomb through the table! BLAOW!!!! GOOD LORD! You don’t f**k with Roman’s fam!

Roman haters I put this to you… If you saw somebody beating on your family, would you or would you not snap and beat out that person’s blodclart? If you still boo Roman – YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM!

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Monday Night Raw #1196, April 25, 2016!!!

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What the f**k is going on I can’t go to sleep,

Eddie’s mamacita is gone I couldn’t go to sleep,

First the king, then the queen, now the prince it’s hard to go to sleep,

Me and ‘Mrs Jones’ don’t have a thing going on I can’t go to sleep…

Shout out to ‘Mrs Jones’… she knows who she is… hell, she’s not even a wrestling fan so she won’t be reading this… but STC’s Susan Brunton might have an idea who she is, hell – she was in her class back in school days… I’m just thinking back 20 years ago how things might have been in an alternate world… the way we were?? Me & ‘Mrs Jones’ would have at least 6 kids by now!

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In other news, fans are anticipating how RAW is gonna start this week… will we see a video package dedicated to Chyna? Will the bell toll 10 times? Or will it just be one screen saying Joanie Laurer 1969 – 2016… whatever WWE does, it’s bound to be met with scrutiny…

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RAW #1196! It’s a Great Day In the Mourning! TIME TO GET PAYBACK!

WWF PROPA TINGZWhoa… no 10 bell salute… yo my hands are clean, maybe it’s a good idea to turn off every notification in wrestling groups… yep… I have assignments to complete! And I will have seen Method Man & Redman live…

So much for ‘not sticking around’… see that’s what happens when you believe the dirty dirt sheets! Shane gonna jump off the show!

UH-OH!!!! Look who is here! Stephanie!!!! Oh no… don’t tell me she gonna be like ‘get the hell out of my ring!!!!’

Oh no! Stephanie is a Hartford baby!!! Put some respeck on her name!!!!

Vincent Kennedy is gonna decide if Shane or the Authority gonna run RAW! Oh no… that Triple TEEF is gonna come back with his hammer at the Payback joint!

SWITCH! Shane sent security after Stephanie and dashed her out the building! yes he can so that – he’s still in charge at least til Payback!

So good to hear Sheamus music entrance again… unless they can turn this League of Nations rubbish around then I say shut it down…

Catch the outfits of Gallows & Anderson! They mean business!!!! Someone getting f**ked up on RAW I can assure you!

OH NO! The New Day quoted Birdman and Prince! Leave it to the hottest faces in the company! Wait a minute – the Vaudevillians say they gonna party like it’s 1899???? They can’t do that! I bet Enzo & Cass gonna party like it’s 2099! And you can’t teach that muthaf***a!

Look at The New Day loving this!!!! Doesn’t matter who wins…. the fans win here!!!

Ok Usos… you guys are great and always are… but the Bullet club mans are gonna destroy you! My advice…Just stick and move… wear them down… use the distraction roll up and get the f**k outta there!

What do I know? I’m just a fan who has never laced a pair of boots and always got food by my side watching this wrestling sh!t on a computer! The difference between me & you? I make this look good!

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“They (Gallows, Anderson, AJ Styles) were part of a ‘club’ down there (Japan)”… that’s it go ahead and complain that Mike Cole is told not to address them as the ‘bullet club’! Knock yourself out! I should be watching this match examining their fighting style, and there is ‘bullet club’ chants from the Hartford Connecticut crowd!

The Bullet Club, ready to finish the Uso brudda… and Roman Reigns came through and rushed the ring! He’s still about that injustice!

***the remainder of this blog will be caught up on WWE.Com, since the stream decided to f**k up… and that’s not good… I got such a busy week! Yes it’s assignment week, and you know how that is!***

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Check it out! Lana is back with Rusev at ringside! But now I’m playing catch up, so answers on a postcard please – did Lana tell the fans to SHUT-TUP??? Did she signal for the Rusev Crush? And did she do this pictured below?

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Because if she didn’t… that’s why Rusev lost to Sami Zayn!!!! Sorry Melina, you have been dethroned as the most flexible woman in WWE history!

I’m sorry, I just can’t help but think that Stardust Vs Apollo Crews is this generation’s Goldust Vs Ahmed Johnson…

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…and if you remember that feud… you would be glad that the product today is now PG!

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“What do I do? I win matches, I make history, I demand respect…”  Sounds like Jericho is on that delusional birdbwoy sh!t too!

Dean Ambrose should kneel down and kiss Jericho’s $1500 boots? One, the boots look bruk down, my trainers are in better condition! And I’ve had them for two years! And two, this ain’t 1995 fool!!!

Well Jericho demanded an apology right? Well in true WWE Attitude style (gasp!! he said it!! -) Get over yourself jabroni – Deano apologized for whuppin Jericho’s @$$!

THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!  THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Ooooooh that’s gotta be extra painful I mean… it’s on the ANNOUNCE TABLE! Quick! Call the ambulance to come and pick up the people!

HAHAHAHAHA That dutty Ric Flair! He likes what he sees! And I’m not talking about the wrestling contest! I’m talking about Emma! He looks like he wants some of that flamin’ gallar!GRANT BODY PHENOM

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Natalya makes Emma tap out to the sharpshooter! Charlotte doesn’t look impressed! I’ll tell who does look impressed – RIC FLAIR! Not only does he want the flamin gallar, he wants some Canadian Maple Syrup!!!!

I’m calling it now – The Miz & Rusev will feud somwhere down the road. The fact of the matter is this – we all love Lana. Lana & Rusev gonna turn face at some point remember I told ya… if Maryse is looking to get physical I can definitely see it coming…

“I am used to being criticized by the faceless, nameless, anonymous internet trolls and tough guys…” WHOA!!!!! Mike Mizanin I’m gonna put some RESPECK ON YOUR NAME!

So Cesaro thinks he’s some James Bond figure? The women love the Swiss Superman! I think it’s cheesy (oh wait – get it!!!) but hey… it works so run with it!

These guys using cheesy movie quotes and sh!t! They would have fit well at WrestleMania 21… All those classic movie sketches they did? That was cool… even Undertaker did one!

AAAAAH SH!T I was hoping Cesaro would havbe took the challenge! Could he giant swing The Miz with Maryse laid on top of him sideways??? Best save that for WrestleMania 33 right??!!!

Haha Cesaro held the IC belt high, gave it back to Maryse, left the rng and fixed his jacket! SUPERB!

Before we head into Roman Reigns Vs Bertie, let’s take a look at Chyna’s career…

Big respect to Chyna, she set off a lot of sh!t broke down walls… I mean, first Royal Rumble entrant as a female, first female intercontinental champion… and she re-invented the kick in the d!ck (Shout out to STC’s Nicola Hardwick!) If only Chyna kicked death in the d!ck…

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Roman Reigns shows that distraction roll ups don’t work on him! Sorry Bertie, the Bullet Club’s appearance is not enough! Use all your skills!

Where the Uso’s at???? Get out here and help your cuzo! Yo Jimmy! Send Naomi to me I GOT THIS!

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This is so interesting! AJ Styles is like – nah nah I got this!  But Roman is keeping his wits about him! Superman Punch to Styles – BLAOW! Bullet Club back in… putting the beatdown to Reigns, then Styles comes through with the phenomenal forearm – BLAOW!

OH SNAP! I think Finn Balor trolled you jabronies! Lost his title and told you ‘see you Monday…’ so there you were jerking off and look what happen! He could have meant another NXT signing! He could have meant see you down at the coffee shop! He could have meant – see you at O2 Academy Birmingham for the Redman & Method Man show!

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Monday Night Raw #1195, April 18, 2016!!!

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We’re playing for England {Inger-land}
We’re playing the song
We’re singing for England {In-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one on one [Repeat: x 4]

Aaaaaah sheeeeeeeeeet!!!! I’m still RePPiN the Roman Empire ain’t nothing changed! The rest of you are sheep! “Oh I hate Roman Reigns – well sheeet I hate Roman Reigns too!” F**KOUTTAHERE! “Roman should change his attire – yeah he should start wearing brief -” F**KOUTTAHERE You cumse-cumsa Tyler Breeze selfie loving muthaf***a!

“Truthfully I think them n!&&@$ is gay
Always havin a party with no DJ
I had to hold my head in disbelief
Them short-winded n!&&@$ tried to smoke the chief!!!”  Keith Murray, Hot To Def, 1996

WE DON’T DO  THAT OVER HERE – THIS IS THE INFAMOUS INFORMER! RePPiN4 the SMACK TALK CENTRE, BDSIR NETWORK, CAGE AMATEURS UK!

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In other news, there will be a Total Bellas show coming in the October… if it is all about the Bellas then not even Danny Bryan might be able to save the show…

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RAW #1195! Purple Suit On, let’s God Fist Combo these muthaf***az!

wwf logo16,956 fans in the UK representing! Including STC’s very own Stephen Cooper! 16,956 chanting Deano! The Ambrose Asylum start NOW!!!!

And Shane McMahon is the guest!!!! WICKED!!!

Apparently fans are so supportive of Shane running RAW for the past few weeks, so it’s just the internet b!tches who has a problem with it… ah I see..!!!

Talking of internet b!tches… here’s one… yeah I said it – I’m talking to you Kevin Owens!

The prizefighter is an honest man, but being honest has brought Sami Zayn out! let the decade long feud continue!

With Jericho looking to come out.. yes I see where this is going! KO & Y2J tag team against Ambrose and Zayn??? Am I right Shane???!!!

Did Shane just tell Jericho to watch the Highlight Reel on the WWE Network for $9.99??? He can’t do that!

Well I was half right…Zayn vs Owens and Y2J Vs Ambrose at the Payback joint!

Actually I was 3/4 right… Zayn Vs Jericho jump off now… then later on – Owens Vs Deano!

“Highlight Reel is symbolic! It’s like the Piper’s Pit, the APA Bar Tap!” Don’t ya just love JBL?!!! The APA Bar Tap was my favourite, especially the little office they had – you had to knock the door that was right in the middle of backstage – but the joke is you REALLY had to knock the door! Observe…

Cesaro has mastered the ‘Unicorn Stampede’!!! and Xavier sends for Francesca II! This week’s victim? BERTIE a.k.a. Alberto Del Rio! Remember back in the days when Bertie and Sheamus had beef? Funny how things change eh?

Look at Maryse standing by her man! Lana where you at? How come you not supporting???

WROOOOOY!!! The women’s title match at Payback is gonna be DON! Since Ric Flair loves to teef, Natalya gonna have Bret Hart in her corner!!! Aaaah sh!t!!! Yes the same guy who gave Wrestlemania 32 a 4/10 or a 3/10!GRANT BODY PHENOM

8 woman tag team contest! Sasha, Becky, Natalya I got love for you, I got NONE for Paige, but I gotta back my girls Charlotte, Tamina & Naomi! I care not for Summer Rae though… she can pinned for all I care…

Charlotte just tapped out to Natalya’s sharpshooter! and Bret Hart had nothing to do with it! HA! means NOTHING!

Oh man… i don’t think the Usos are gonna make it… look at that! Shoulder mash up, Vaudevillians win! A fresh final to determine the #1 contenders to The New Day’s championship! The question remains… will the Usos exact their revenge on the bullet club mans? Because that’s what I envision for next week’s RAW – a huge 6 man tag team contest – Usos/Reigns Vs Bullet Club Styles!

Yo Social jabronies! Where’s your friend at – Adam Rose??? I told the fool don’t try to come around here tryna get high, I’m NOT GUY… I DON’T DO DRUGS!!

For a hot minute I thought Kevin Owens and Apollo Crews were going to clash! A future feud waiting to happen maybe? Who got the baddest powerbomb???

FOR REAL THOUGH OWENS?!!! You just gonna drop a frog splash of the apron to Ambrose on the outside!!! CRAZY!

OH SNAP! After a fantastic contest, Deano is victorious over Kevin Owens! One frog splash too many, a missed cannonball… and a dirty deeds into the canvas – BLAOW! But then Jericho thought he’d drop in and visit – Code breaker – BLAOW!

The question remains – did Stephen Cooper come back home doing the Fandango dance???

ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE!

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Monday Night Raw #1191, March 21, 2016!!!

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I stand before you an ashamed wrestling fan. Yeah I said it. I am disgusted to be apart of this community. I put it to you. I’m not a father but I am a proud uncle. Suppose one day I decided to take my niece and nephew to a local indie wrestling show, and the performers act like they gonna drop the people’s elbow but instead takes down his draws and reveals his sexual reproductive system for everyone to see, knowing that it’s filmed? Doesn’t look good does it? SORT YOUR SH!T OUT JABRONIES!

In other news, Sting denies any form of retirement… at least for now… looks like my STC From The UK co-host’s celebrations were premature…

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RAW #1191! Have you heard of Fifth Harmony? Nah, me neither, but I googled em… they can come to WrestleMania ANYTIME!

WWF PROPA TINGZI wonder why Stephanie looks so happy? Oh yeah I forgot – I GOT IN THAT PU$$Y And turned into the chojin!!!!

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Oh dear Triple is not at RAW! We got 60 seconds to get refund! I didn’t put my hand in my pocket – did you???

Sheeeet! Roman Reigns doesn’t come down the stairs anymore! You jabronies hope he turns heel… I told you last week – ABANDON HOPE! What you think he’s gonna do – I already beat up Stephanie’s pum-pum!

How did Roman Reigns manage to silence Stephanie??? I mean I was gonna use a pillow but…

Stephanie tried to slap him! Roman used his kung fu and blocked it! “Now I’m the authority!”

You are still deluded… aren’t you? How is a ‘Double Turn’ (between Reigns & Triple) gonna work? Please wrestling fans… USE YOUR BENEFIT OF INTELLECT!

Crack open the Jaffa Cakes and the Supermalt – AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens! Y’all ready for some wrestling??? Sure you are… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

How did Styles kick out of Kevin Owens frog splash? Er it’s very simple really… he used his chi and wrestling instincts and combined his mental and physical prowess and kicked out at 2! YES AJ Styles can do it too muthaf***a!

How does chanting for AJ Styles make you LOSE the match? If you are not the fans and you are Chris Jericho! You guys need to sort a stipulation for this sh!t!

Where is Ziggler going? In fact where is The Miz going? All of a sudden these muthaf***az wanna test Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Title? I thought Sami Zayn had beef with Owens?

Here he is! Mr Zayn! Ok just throw all these muthaf***az in a ladder match for big BIG WrestleMania!

Well KO is hoping that those three jabronies can battle it out for the chance… Well, Ziggler, Zayn and Miz could make for a fantastic contest!

Talking of jabronies… are you STILL negative about WrestleMania??? Are you still throwing ignorant memes? Well meme no more… first Mick Foley gives Deano a bat with barbed wire, now Terry Funk gives Deano a chainsaw???? Er Brock… I never thought I’d say this but… YUH GOOSE COOK!

Is it me or Kevin Owens sound intimidated when he was speaking to Stephanie? HAHAAHAHA!

New Day Rocks so much that even the League of Nations have to laugh at their promos! New Day Killing em! They just said to Sheamus – they could have named him ‘Stephen’! Er… that IS HIS NAME RIGHT??!!!

Oh no! As Rusev is getting beat down by Big E, Xavier sends for Francesca II! I think it’s safe to say that the New Day have turned face under our noses folks!

Wait a minute… Vincent Kennedy has an announcement regarding Hell In Ah Cell? Ok this is the part where I get nervous… not around the Wyatt fools though… they talking sh!t as usual…sounds like at least for the moment, Braun Strowman wants to test Deano… if Deano is bringing his new gifts with him, Braun Strowman will become Doodoo Brown Strowman!

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By calling yourselves ‘Voltron’ Social Outcasts… you have insulted the Wu-Tang Clan. That is something you just don’t do!

NOW Look what you done! FYYYYRE!!! IT’S KANE!!!! Dashed those Social idiots out! Then chokeslammed The Big show from the top ropes – BLAOW! There’s my dude for the Andre the Giant Battle Royal jump off this year!

WHAAAART? Fandango still works here? I suppose he gotta get that WrestleMania money… that’s it Jericho…. KILL HIM… wouldn’t it be crazy if AJ Styles came out chanting ‘Y2J’ and throw him off his game and have Fandango win? It would be HUGE!

WHOA!!! What the rarse did I just say! AJ Styles chants ‘Y2JACK@$$!’ but Jericho was still able to win… come on now stipulation!!!!

“I’d love to see that at WrestleMania…” NO YOU DON’T MIKE COLE! You saw it already how many blodclart times!

Yo they are hyping up this Hell In A Cell match with all these promos and what both Shane and Undertaker can do… aaaah sh!t the hype is real people! Whoever Loses – I WIN! Shane wins… he takes control of the company. Undertaker wins, I TAKE CONTROL of theGrant Body Pcompany! Whatever the outcome… I WIN!!!!

Hold up – How come Kevin Owens is switching this up! How come he’s announcing Stardust, Sin Cara & Zack Ryder???

Uh-Oh! Sami Zayn gonna deal with the case! Miz & Ziggler are on their way too! Yes – throw the lot of em in the ladder match! DO IT STEPHANIE!

Everybody needs a WrestleMania pay check right???

Calling it now – Either Owens will retain, or Sami Zayn becomes the next Intercontinental champion…. the feud will continue into a personal one on one situation between the two at the Backlash joint. (Extreme Rules Grant) – yeah yeah I know! For those jabronies who think Zack Ryder gonna win… ABANDON HOPE!

Check it out, Stephanie calls Triple to pick her up, they about to leave the building. Just as the car pulls off, look who’s waiting… Roman Reigns! He wants to beat down Triple’s Blodclart! Roman is so lucky it wasn’t 15 years ago when Triple had 10 men behind him! But makes his escape! He gonna get his hammer for sure!

So while Natalya and Charlotte compete in the ring, and Sasha and Becky are squabbling on commentary, lets throw up a pic of my wife who got away… look at her soul glow!

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While R-Truth fights Bubba Ray Dudley, we got breaking news from the bossman of the BDSIR NETWORK – MIKE KNOXXX! He has a special interview with the man called Kevin Owens! The World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion! It is a CANNOT MISS episode! Tuesday 5pmEST 9pmUK – DROP THE BOMB ON EM! (Download links available after the show!)

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UH-OH!!! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE!!! This is it… this is where I get nervous with the announcement…

WHOA! Shane could be Undertaker’s most formidable WrestleMania opponent??? More than Brock? Triple? MICHAELS???? Are you sure Vince?

Now Vincent Kennedy has said it now! Vince’s b!tch? If Undertaker doesn’t win, it will be his ‘last’ WrestleMania??? What does that mean? Undertaker retires? Or Undertaker just cannot compete at WrestleMania? Oh F**k… I knew this was gonna happen!

Suddenly I cannot write anymore… give me a moment… or a week for that matter…

SALUTE. GRANT BODY-P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1190, March 14, 2016!!!

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I really like this part of the year… you know why? Not just because big BIG WrestleMania is coming, but our friends over in the states have turned their clocks forward. That means from now until WrestleMania we can watch RAW an hour earlier. That means all being well, less yawning, more marking out, and if things get a bit stale, there’s always babestation!

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RAW #1190! Have you jabronies finished complaining about Deano Ambrose foot not underneath the rope? You really don’t want Triple Vs Reigns don’t you? ARE YOU THAT RETARDED?

WWF PROPA TINGZWord!!! We just gonna kick off with the World Wrestling Federation tag team titles? The New Day have destroyed the League of Nations on the twitter and the YouTube!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx of the BDSIR NETWORK…as much as I love the New Day, there are certain aspects of them I DON’T LIKE. The unicorn stupidness on their head, twerking in guys faces, the rainbow on their T-shirts, and the cereal – Booty-Os… don’t get me wrong, it’s fortified with vitamins and iron, good for the kids, but to have kids say – ‘we are eating booty-os doesn’t sit well with me either… very cumse-cumsa tendencies… That’s not right!

Interesting… Xavier Woods is representing for the New Day in this tag team championship contest… I’m a bit nervous here… League of Nations could take it here… because Kofi doesn’t play the trombone! Oh No…

It’s all good! Xavier pinned Rusev and held the tights! New Day still champions but League of Nations bex! They mash-up The New Day! hey guys! The New Day just turned face… and we didn’t notice!

DAMN YOU LEAGUE OF NATIONS!!! But I gotta keep it real…by the LONS beating down the New Day like that, they gotta get that heat back, be relevant again as that destructive heel force. Looks like New Day need a 4th dude to join them! But they dun treated Mark Henry bad… Yo look no further than the Man In the Purple Suit himself! The Infamous Informer wouldn’t mind putting his timberland boots in Wade Barrett’s nose! One condition: I don’t do that booty shaking unicorn sh!t! I’m NOT THAT GUY, I DON’T DO DRUGS!

Unlucky Ambrose… after all you were dealing with TRIPLE TEEEEEEF! He paid the referee off… that’s my story, but I don’t complain about that sh!t… I keep it moving… but aaaaaaah sh!t!!!! That guitar riff! BRRROCCCK LESSSNARRR!!!  Grab the steel chair Deano!

Looks like Deano come prepared! He had a crow bar in his inside pocket! HERE WE GO!!!

Or maybe not… Brock is thinking about it! he doesn’t wanna get cunk in his head top!

Two shell shocks to Sin Cara – BLAOW!!! You don’t think Ryback is eyeballing the US Title???

Well I be damned! Ryback is on some David & Goliath sh!t for the big BIG WrestleMania!

Now what I wanna know is, why does Stephanie McMahon wanna address me? Does she have a steak cooked well done for me? Am I in for what could happen next?

HAPPY STEAK & BJ DAY GUYS! GRANT BODY-P!

Until I see official celebration cards in Clintons, that is NOT an official holiday! That was made up by some fat IWC muthaf***a who can’t get no pu$$y and it was rubbed in his face a month earlier!

Oh no! It is the Attitude era again! Stephanie is in a glorious mood, and Triple is gonna start his promo… I am the game-errrr… I beat Dean Ambrose within an inch of his life-errr, and Stephanie’s gonna cook me a fat steak and give me hed-errr!

Oh man.. Triple is hitting it on the head here with this ‘hope’ sh!t! It’s true – you jabronies had hope that Deano was gonna win… you deluded fools!

HOLY SH!T Triple is going in!!!! GET EM TRIPLE TEEF! I love when he throws shots at you fools! The man is talking about people’s wife and kids! Talking about how they live on hope! I LOVE THIS!

WHOA! TRIPLE TEEF GUARANTEED THAT ROMAN REIGNS WILL FAIL AT WRESTLEMANIA! But why did Dolph Ziggler’s music hit??? Oh well, join John Morrison in your future endeavour fool!

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“You love Dolph Ziggler right?” Nah not really Triple, I can’t stand the f**ka!

Ok Triple – this Ziggler is getting outta orda & bright… I’m not sure where Stephanie is going with this proposal…

WHOA!!!! Stephanie gonna put Ziggler up against Triple Teef himself! Once again… y’all got hope… ABANDON HOPE! Triple – USE DI HAMMER! I’ve never rooted for Triple so much!

Look how little Renee Young is to the League Of Nations! They just challenged the New Day on some gang warfare business! Yo NEW DAY – HOLLA AT ME! I know Mishima Kung Fu! I have my woman on my side! LET’S DO THIS! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

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YES! TEAM BADDER THAN BAD mash-up Brie Bella! But according to Lana, it’s Brie that has beef with her… but enough of that sh!t… when I saw Naomi in that ring… I had to play that Raheem DeVaughn tune again.. or that Torae tune -Override when he says this –

When I’m alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall
And think of you pinned against it, we getting it on
While I’m getting you off, I’m on top
You telling me to do everything except stop
We drop and roll, it’s a fire we cannot control
I’m in deep past your cervix and served ‘til I got your soul
Lock and load and then BANG!

Let me guess, Team Bad and Lana Vs Brie, Alicia & Paige at Big BIG WrestleMania? I can ryde to that! Let’s throw a pic of Lana… for NO REASON!

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YOOOO! Mick Foley passing the torch… or should I say… the 2×4 with barbed wire to Dean Ambrose??? To aid him in his battle against BROCK LESNAR???? Ok if you are not ready for this big BIG WRESTLEMANIA – YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM! SLAP YOURSELF, UNFRIEND ME, UNFOLLOW ME, because clearly, me and you are not on the same wave length! I happen to be more attractive to the women than you as well! My d!ck is bigger than yourrrrrrs!

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AAAAH SH!T! Here we go! Dolph Ziggler Vs Triple TEEF! If Ziggler wins… he can choose a match of his choice for big big WrestleMania! I should root for Ziggler… but I want Triple to use the hammer!!!!

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Yes Triple! Brukk up Ziggler’s shoulder! Then… UUUUUUUSE DI HAMMER!

Ziggler is fighting valiantly! Stephanie is at ringside! If in doubt Steph, you know what to do!

I told you muthaf***az! ABANDON HOPE! Triple H with the pedigree – BLAOW! Ziggler does not surv- wait a minute! Roman Reigns coming down the stairs – No – he chose the ramp! and Reigns is BEX!!!! He busted Triple Teef open! He’s box him up all over the ring! He was gonna use the TV screen and buss up Triple! But even The Uso brudda and Mark Henry had  to restrain him and told him to let Triple live til WrestleMania! This has to be No disqualification! A normal wrestling contest is no good!

Big ups to Jacqueline! Now in the Hall Of Fame! My moms will be pleased! She used to love Jacqueline! And I love her too!

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Ok lets see where they go with this Jericho & AJ Styles situation… Jericho done bunn up the Y2AJ T-shirt… you better put a stipulation on this muthaf***a!

Oh dear… Jericho is bex that everybody chanting for AJ styles… why can’t Jericho be bex when everyone was chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch last week?

AJ drops the phenomenal forearm on Jericho – BLAOW! Looks like WWE want to push that as the supermove as opposed to the Styles Clash… not saying it’s banned… but I think WWE want Styles to limit the Styles Clash for special occasions,at least in my estimation.

OH NO! Here we go! Vincent Kennedy believes The Undertaker is his instrument of destruction! Here he comes! OH SH!T! Er… Vince… LEAVE THE RING!

What? Vincent Kennedy just told the Undertaker not to put his hands on him again???!!! Clearly Vince’s 70-year-old @$$ forgot what happened to him in 1998… or 2003 for that matter!

Let’s see what Shane gotta say!

Maybe he said too much! “I might be Vince’s son, but you (Undertaker) are Vince’s b!tch!”

The Undertaker! grabs Shane by the neck! But Shane is quick on his feet! Rights and lefts by Shane! Undertaker feels nothing! Throws Shane back in the corner! Shane still too quick! Vincent Kennedy pushes Shane into Undertaker! CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! Vince likes what he sees! Undertaker snaps his head to Vince! Vince leaves the ring! WISE MOVE! Undertaker, cuts his throat to Vince! OH LAWWWWD!

I don’t care if this match makes sense or not – Shane – kid you gon lose! Y’all muthaf***az wishing for a new era… you gonna get the same sh!t for the next 10 years regardless of the winner!

ABANDON HOPE!

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Monday Night Raw #1189, March 7, 2016!!!

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Peace intelligent wrestling fans and peace to retarded wrestling fools around the world! Thank you for your patience with me bringing this blog to you. I really shouldn’t be writing this because I have an essay to complete and my laptop charger died on me but thanks to STC’s Lee Ashbourne he hooked me up. Something he didn’t have to do but he did why? Because he respects my conglomerate. For that I respect him for it. SALUTE.

Now I missed RAW this week, I heard some of you were anticipating a big return, some of you went as far as thinking it’s CM Princess Peach B!tch just because it’s in Chicago… you guys are OFFICIALLY the epitome of what the negative side of the Internet Wrestling Community is. Yes ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation and Shane McMahon proved that 2 weeks ago… but I the Infamous Informer stand here as a PROUD Anti-Punk fan. I don’t worship somebody who doesn’t give a crap about me as a fan or the wrestling business. Take a good look at yourself CM P**k worshippers. YOU ARE RETARDED.

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RAW #1189! I’m surprised WWE didn’t draw up this tune for their WWE Network show this weekend!

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WHOA!!!! Shane telling it like it is! That’s what the IWC have been saying for months now! Vince is out of touch! The talented wrestlers don’t get props while the stars with no skills get pushed to the moon! Shane is out to end it! Or is he saying that just to make the internet fans happy? Keep it real with yourself – sometimes you say sh!t that your partner wants to hear right?

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AAAAH SH!T! When you hear the gong and the lights go out… THAT’S IT SHANE YOU’VE DUN IT NOW!

NO!!! VINCENT KENNEDY TRICKED US!!! Why he do this!!!!

Look at Shane – he’s dying to laugh here!!!

Oh no! Shane written OUT of Vincent Kennedy’s will! Stephanie gets everything! Oh well wrestling fans, we get NOTHING!

Awwww look at the pic of Vincent Kennedy and Shane when they were young! I’d like to add IWC idiots, that Vince used the word – WRESTLING in his promo… so with that – shut the f**k up!

OH MY DAYS! Vincent Kennedy took the photo and destroyed it! He can’t do that! This is Wrestlemania X-Seven all over again! He’s never gonna forgive Linda for giving birth to him!

“It’s so ironic that my greatest creation, is gonna put to rest, my greatest failure…”

WHOA! Worse than the XFL Vince????

Look at Shane go! Fighting off 4 security guards with the kung fu he’s been learning lately! GET DEM Ip Shane!

Shout out to Roy Lucier and the International Wrestling Fanbase – apparently Neville used a move that the late Hayabusa used in memory of his recent passing. Big those guys up – I would not have known that.

Owens was about gonna end Neville when suddenly! Sami Zayn comes through! Remember Owens nearly brukk his back and took him out the game!

He’s the guy who came back!!!! And you guys wanted CM Princess Peach B!tch… you still marked out though right?! YOU DYAM ARSE!

Wait a minute… has Lana got the freedom to wear what she wants now? She dressing more like that Ziggler kid than what Rusev likes with the tight blouse and skirt!

…and Brie Bella let Summer Rae beat her! Disgraceful! She uses Danny Bryan’s moves, wears his attire and cannot win a match? I know he’s leaving the game but come on!

Lana walking in the ring barefoot… she’s out to slap up Brie and show her panties I guess! Wrestling nerds PUT THE CREAM DOWN!

Lana just used the X-Factor super move on Brie! Wasnt that Brie’s super before it was X-Pac’s??? Anyway I have it on good authority that Lana can actually fight…

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and I guess we gonna see that at big BIG WrestleMania. But if Danny Bryan is in Brie’s corner, it’s gonna hurt me to boo her… f**k that – WHOEVER LOSES – I WIN!

I gotta give Triple his props because he didn’t have to defend his title at all until WrestleMania because after all he is TRIPLE TEEF… I guess he clocked on that the IWC might have him up for it, best of luck to Deano… I sincerely hope (like all of you wrestling fans) that this makes things interesting in the storylines…I would hate to see Roman Reigns booed out of Dallas but at the same time the beef is between Roman and Triple to begin with. Fans can’t see that fundamental concept, that’s where I call them IDIOTS.

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“Roadblock is just a name that some idiot in the marketing department came up with…” WHOA TRIPLE SAID THAT???

He just called Ambrose a speed bump or a pothole! That’s not right – Ambrose – BEAT HIM!

No Triple – The Authority doesn’t always win – THE INFAMOUS INFORMER ALWAYS WINS!

What did Dolph Ziggler do to get buss arse by The League Of Nations? Was he shaking his @$$ again like a faggot??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Never mind guys – JBL told me – he was trolling the authority on the twitter… only the Infamous Informer can do sh!t like that, like walking like Vincent Kennedy, talk like Triple Teef, and show Stephanie how nasty I can be in the sack!

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Four hot women fighting each other in the ring, who’s the winner here? RIC FLAIR N!&&@!

Look at him! Observing at ringside – just keep your eyes off my Naomi, or else I will joinI am himShadfather in his Flair Files quest!

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“Becky Lynch refered to her (Sasha Banks) as Nicki Minaj…” What an insult if I ever heard one! How dare Becky say that! Right – Anyone but Becky for the World Wrestling Federation Divas Championship at WrestleMania!

YES TAMINA! Brukk up Becky’s blodclart! (Becky I love you but you don’t diss Sasha like that!)

Michael Cole acknowledges what happened to Naomi happened to Conor McGregor, and if that is the case, then Naomi baby girl, NO SHAME in losing to Sasha. I still love you!

Charlotte stepping in to brukk up Becky & Sasha – TEEF!!!!! Now that it’s a Triple Threat match.. my prediction may have changed slightly…

Superb contest between The New Day & Y2AJ… Jericho goes for the Codebreaker – Big E uses counter technique – into the Big Ending – BLAOW! New Day wins!

OH SNAP!!! Jericho just turned evil on AJ Styles! You mean to tell me that WWE made those shirts and after like a week this happens?!!! The GRANT SAYS something must have changed within creative… maybe WWE’s original plan was to have these two ride together but the fans were like – NO – we wanna see AJ Styles shine as a singles competitor! Stop this Tag team sh!t! Triple Codebreaker to AJ Styles – BLAOW!!!

I don’t care how good of a wrestler Tyler Breeze is – if he dresses like a faggot – I got no props for him… Tyler is WACK! Kalisto out shined him on every level.. I think Breeze should join the social outcasts and then eventually, future endeavoured and off to TNA with his cumse-cumsa @$$!

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Big ups to the Big Boss Man – HALL OF FAME 2016! Yes I can ride to that! But you see what corruption get him? Hung up by the cell by the Don of Dons! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!

Golden rule of fighting Wyatt – you don’t fight one, you fight all four, and unless you are Undertaker & Kane, you don’t stand a chance! Even Stone Cold Steve Austin was once tempted to rush the ring and drop stunners on the Wyatt man dem! (Hold that thought – WrestleMania 32 is in Dallas Texas after all!)

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Clearly that Triple TEEF is not afraid of Wyatt! Crowd chanting YES! As if they gonna clash… FOOLS!

I think Deano as got the picture! TRIPLE TEEF setting up the announce table! But Deano hit the Dirty Deeds on Triple – BLAOW!!!! Aaaah sh!t!!!! That’s it Deano, get these fools gassed up! Because once Triple uses the hammer… THAT’S IT!

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Monday Night Raw #1188, February 29, 2016!!!

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CHRIS ROCK – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!!

This man showed the Oscars how to do it in 10 minutes! I wanna shout out to the 5% nation, I respect that you good people see things for what they are and not what they appear to be, I saw your comments regarding Chris Rock’s opening monologue… but can’t you just laugh and clap along for once??!!!!

As far as I’m concerned, Chris Rock is DA MAN. Kevin Hart cannot touch him I’m sorry, then I tyrn my attention to wrestling fans – Mick Foley is funny I give him that on stand up, but he cannot touch Chris Rock, nor can Dolph Ziggler, none of those wrestlers you watch when they do stand up. Yeah I said it – NONE OF THEM.

You guys marked out last week in my absence, now it’s MY TURN! THE UNDERTAKER IS BACK! I’m team Undertaker… f**k your little brand extension! Anything to get Cesaro over…

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Dom’t get it twisted – I like Cesaro… but even I gotta side with Vincent Kennedy here – he IS missing something! And that’s REAL!

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RAW #1188! I might have missed a big RAW last week, I sure ain’t missing this one!

WWF PROPA TINGZI wonder why Rusev is in such a good mood? If anyone can body slam him, they win his Maserati car… YO SIGN ME UP! It’s only Rusev! It’s not like it’s Andre The Giant now is it?

Here he comes… that dirty, that evil… TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

Now they booing his @$$… they were cheering him last week! Ha! You wrestling fans are fools, you don’t keep it 100-1000 like me, Infamous Informer, GRANT BODY-P!

Nashville crowd chanting for Roman… WOW! No one challenges authority… but Deano knows NO AUTHORITY!!! After getting battered by Brock Lesnar, Triple ain’t nuthin right?

I’m loving this back and forth sh!t with Ambrose and Triple Teef! I’m just waiting for Ambrose to cheap shot Triple in his big nose! Ambrose wants to challenge Triple for the World Wrestling Federation Championship!

Well Triple is like – you fight Bertie first, then I’ll give you an answer.. see Deano could beat Bertie, and Triple could turn round and say f**k you! I’m the authority, I don’t have to defend my sh!t!

Yo Charlotte is looking fine more and more each day! I’m telling you her Divas Champion wages is been spent wisely on those facials! Grant & Leva

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Sasha Banks Vs Becky Lynch… winner points to the sign and fights Charlotte! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

Great technical counter moves by both women here! Bet you’d never hear me say that now would you? As my moms would say, two bad bull meet up!

Look at Ric Flair! With a smile on his face watching the match! Anyone would think he’s watching one of those Brazzer films!

Look pon this now… Sasha hit the sunset flip, and they lying on the mat in a reverse 69 with both shoulders on the canvas… I don’t know why the crowd are chanting Triple Threat for, I could have told you this last week… well I be damned – I DID!

Since the Wyatts are not f**k!n with the Undertaker this year, I have no interest in what Wyatt has to say!

I can tell you one thing I don’t really like about the commentary… they keep talking about ‘WrestleMania Moment’… I mean, now they got fans like ‘where the Mania Moment at?’ ‘Nah man WrestleMania was sh!t, because there was no WrestleMania moments!’ the matches could be off the hook, but if there’s no moments, then the IWC complaining begins!

AAAAH SH!T! Stephanie is gonna bring her speech for her Vincent J. McMahon Legacy of Excellence award! It’s all about that ‘GONG’! If that tolls… Stephanie GET OUT OF THERE!!! He might have one of these prepared for you!

You don’t wanna be on one of those again… DO YOU STEPHANIE??

She does look ravishing though GOD DAMN!!! Yo Undertaker get the cross out here!!!

Well… Stephanie’s acceptance speech was heartfelt right? I was hoping for the gong… didn’t get it… so I think I’m gonna tweet my displeasure…. I’ll be back in a bit…

WHO THE F**K DO YOU THINK I AM??? My momma taught me better than that! I’m Not That Guy… I DON’T DO DRUGS!

Shout out to the fan in the crowd with the sign ‘LILLIAN DRIVES ME LOCO!’ You DAMN RIGHT! Let’s get a pic of Lillian and Natalya up here… FOR NO REASON!

Ok Kofi be like your brothers and take off the stupidness off your headtop! Ok New Day are pushing it here! They claim to be more legit than Edge & Christian! Snoop & Dre! Sonic & Tails! Even Grant Body-P & Ghostface Killah!

Now you guys gotta deal with Y2AJ… love to know where this storyline is going… I’m sure the IWC want Styles to be in the main evenyt straight away, because you know, the fans are such great businessmen!!!

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That’s it Xavier! When in doubt… send for the trombone! it always works!

OH NO! Kofi just tapped out to the Walls of Jericho! I’m glad Jericho said ‘challenge for the tag titles next week on RAW’… hold up – IN CHICAGO???? Oh no not there… not ther place where they probably got a statue of CM Princess Peach B!tch emblazoned in city where they worship it like a wresssstlingggg…… GOOOOODDDDDDD!

AAAAAH SH!!!!!T! HERE WE GO!!! Huh??? Vincent Kennedy???!!! Well yes that’s cool as well!

Vincent Kennedy is 70 years old… if that gong sounds… I hope Vincent Kennedy got a nappy/diaper on!

He’s the instrument of destruction! But Vince! You don’t have an URN????

Told ya! As soon as the door shut – THAT’S IT! Shane goose cook! er Shane… you better learn that kung fu I saw you doing!

Oh sh!t… er Shane… you won’t be in Vince’s will if you don’t defeat Undertaker! Oh no! What happened to all those businesses you had Shane-O??? Vince is gonna shut down Shane as a biological son! He can’t do that!

In all honesty what an anti climax! I was hoping Undertaker was gonna chokeslam Vince to hell but… he basically said – CHEQUE PLEASE!

Oh boy… there’s gonna be a lot of jabronies complaining on the internet now! But me? I’m better than that. I’m gonna grab a pudding… chocolate cake and custard is the one!

Uh-Oh – Kevin Owens in the house… Mike Cole make sure you call the match and don’t talk about WWE Network, or WrestleMania moments… NONE OF THAT SH!T!

Has Lana took her WWE wages and brought some t!tt!£$??? Don’t make em any bigger than that now!

What do you think guys? Answers on a postcard – tweet me -@MZATheInfamous!

Meanwhile my wife who got away – Naomi needs to beat down that BellaDashian… sorry Brie but your Danny Bryan fighting style is no match for my Naomi!

Naomi with a new submission move and mash up Brie! It looks like CM P**k’s Anaconda Vise! If you muthaf***az start I shall sword swing and lyrically annihilate you! But what is Lana’s beef with Brie??? You don’t suppose we might see Lana fight at WrestleMania???

I think my Smack Talk Centre crew are right when they say – When Deano fights Bertie, the League of Nations will rush Deano, then Triple Teef will come and do the same to Ambrose what he did to Reigns…

Yo Facebook just told me that Meagan Good is live now (at time of this blog)… shall I forget this wrestling sh!t and watch Meagan???

Looks like something is going down at the church where she’s at… but why on a Monday night? Makes no sense… is she gonna get baptised? Or is she baptised already? Answers on a postcard please – TWEET ME!

Bertie is killing Ambrose!!! And that evil motorhead music hasn’t hit yet!

NOW THE EVIL MOTORHEAD MUSIC HAS HIT! And that Triple Teef is loosing his tie!

“You will never beat The Authority Dean”! Next minute Deano boxed Triple in his mouth! throwing lefts and rights! But Triple responds – pedigree – BLAOW! Triple is like – Ok Deano – next week me and you! Deano is like – ‘Thanks Hunter!’ Triple is like – HELL TO THE NAW!! Throws Deano across the announce table and hits the ground and pound on Deano!!!

If you ask me Deano got lucky compared to Roman Reigns! This can work both ways – Brock could interfere and batter Deano, or/and Roman could interfere and attack Triple! Either way… aaaah sh!t – this Road to WrestleMania is looking good! Maybe Undertaker didn’t have to say much in retrospect… Bad man move in silence!

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