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Monday Night Raw #1241, March 6, 2017!!!

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Suddenly CM Princess Peach B!tch losing wasn’t so bad now does it?

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In other news: Talking of CM Princess Peach B!tch, WWE RAW is in Chicago… oh boy… after Double R’s win over Strowman at the Fast Lane joint and Goldberg now the new World Wrestling Federation Champion, the fans are up in arms (apart from me, because I always win) But this time even I, the Infamous Informer fears for WWE’s safety… I seriously think WWE should turn back and go to Green Bay Wisconsin or something… it’s like that film ‘The Grey’ I watched at my moms the other night… the wolves pretty much took out an entire squad. That’s the Chicago Fans, all for their saviour, CM Princess Peach B!tch!

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RAW 1241! GOD BLESS JOJO!

13,135 CM Princess Peach B!tch worshippers welcoming  Jericho in the building!

Can you believe it why????? Jericho wants to know why… I told you why three frigging weeks ago!

Jericho was ready to cuss bad words! He might as well!

If Jericho was not his best friend? So who is Owen’s best friend? A big mac?

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I’m actually surprised the Chicago crowd are cheering Goldberg… come on internet fans – WWE can’t edit out live chants!

The Friends of Jericho! Cheer him on maaaaaaan!!!!! They are down with Jericho Vs Owens at the big BIG WrestleMania! US TITLE ON THE LINE!

…and the fight is on! Oh no Samoa Joe TEEEEEEEF!!!! Sami Zayn is on his way! Maybe that rumor is true about that dastardly Triple Teef is putting together on some power trip sh!t!

Let me tell you something – I am yawning crazy here, I actually have a job interview in the morning, so RAW best come through because bwoy!!!!!

Er – what? Sami Zayn Vs Kevin Owens AGAIN? Oh for f**ks sake… I’m grabbing a pudding… you want some? No? Ok more for me!

…and here we go with the CM P**k chants during a cruiserweight match involving Neville… I swear I hate that muthaf***a… WHO THE F**K IS HE? FOH!

Crowd causing trouble chanting for Austin Aries… do they know something I don’t?

Neville says there is no one on his level! Hmmm… so this is the jump off for WrestleMania? Neville all up in Aries face and he dropped Neville with a mean clothesline! well The Grant says – unless there is some ladder match for the tag team titles at the big BIG WrestleMania… not every muthaf***a is gonna get paid!

Here he comes… the NEW! World Wrestling Federation Champion!!! If you don’t like that sh!t – gimme your card and get the f**k outta here!!!

“This title belongs to YOU”! WHOA! Go ahead – complain on the internet – YOU THE WRESTLING FANS ARE THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION!

Oh my god! That didn’t take long for Brock to come out, F5 Goldberg and regard him as Brock’s B!tch!

This wrestling sh!t is boring me – admittedly I’m waiting for Roman and Strowman to do their thing hoping that the gong will hit , in the meantime let’s give it up for JoJo shall we? even Double R himself knows!

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If a woman’s behind is flatter than JoJo… IT’S NOT A BEHIND! Some of you jabronies need to know what a BACKSIDE IS!

Big ups to Rick Rude! HIM TOO RUDE!!!! Newest inductee in the Hall Of Fame! This class is crazy!!!!

Wait a minute… why does Stephanie look bex and want Foley to go into her office? He didn’t do anything wrong did he? Oh yeah – He booked Sami Zayn Vs Kevin Owens again didn’t he? Oh yes – he’s in trouble!

Introducing the New Day Popcycle! I wished they debuted the ice cream bars in Chicago! But the crowd have been quite behaved actually… maybe they were shook after Stephanie put them on blast last time…

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Watching Bayley buss a promo and I can see a dumb@$$ in a purple T-Shirt that looked too tight with his tongue hanging out like a retard! You can tell he can’t get any pu$$y!

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Who’s gonna be Bayley’s next opponent for the big BIG WrestleMania? Sasha Banks?! Sounds cool but what about the long-legged sexy @$$ Charlotte? What about The Bottom and the Breasts – Nia Jax?

Uh-Oh – Stephanie’s sexy @$$ is out here and the CM P**k chants started! Stephanie grant-body-pshut them down again! Chanting for a LOOSER!!!!! The crowd is losing this big time! Tried to drown out Stephanie’s voice! And epic failed!

There is an issue with Sasha the Boss and Stephanie the boss! I so want Sasha and Stephanie to clash – the storyline would be epic!

Check it out – if Sasha beats Bayley -it is a triple threat match at WrestleMania for the women’s title. However – If Sasha loses – It’s Bayley Vs Charlotte… now, in this case, I want Sasha to LOSE. I wanna see Stephanie and Sasha to destroy each other!

Damnit! Charlotte tried to teef – but it backfired and Sasha advances to big BIG WrestleMania! BLAST!

Imagine that – Seth Rollins is on that rehab to get back to big BIG WrestleMania and he has the dastardly Triple Teef poster as incentive and motivation!

Now they restarted the vignettes for ‘Emma’ coming soon… Aaaah woman just take it out and start!

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Here we go!!! Braun and Double R gonna clash!!! Wait for the gong!!! PLEASE!

AAAAAAH SH!T!!!! But check it – Braun, the monster among men has sense – he LEFT THE RING!

But not Double R… who claims it’s his yard… Undertaker takes one look at the sign. CHOKESLAMS DOUBLE R TO HELL!

It’s the match I didn’t wanna see… but Double R… you dealing with the best that ever did it now… this is it – if Undertaker gives you props and the crowd still doesn’t accept you… I feel bad for you son!

Dedicated to Stephanie McMahon… this tune is for you girl! SHUT EM DOWN!!!!(Remind me to tweet you…)

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Monday Night Raw #1240, February 27, 2017!!!

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It’s not often I feel embarrassed about my Hip Hop community, constantly talking about Remy Ma Vs Nicki Minaj… I have to retreat to my wrestling folk. I wanna know – when is Beth Phoenix gonna come through and clap down Charlotte? (Hey – I love Charlotte – y’all already know!) Big ups to that woman – NOW INDUCTED IN THIS YEAR’S HOF!

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In other news: Which brings me to Chyna… I smell a childish move by WWE. Maybe I’m looking into it too much (like a lot of you wrestling fans do) But check it – Beth Phoenix – muscular bodybuilding features, second female to enter the Royal Rumble… man-handling male wrestlers…. hmm sounds all familiar doesn’t it? Chyna did that sh!t first, and because of Triple & Stephanie, she’s not in the HOF… One year after Chyna’s death… just a few weeks before she tried to make closure… yeah maybe I am looking into it too much – playing too much Batman Arkham Knight that is!

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RAW 1240! Gotta hit the FastLane! That means WWE – don’t slow pace this sh!t! No 30mph – none of that sh!t!

Sorry guys – crappy streams have made me miss 10 minutes of this sh!t…. Kevin Owens is still confident against Goldberg! (Come on Owens… you got skills but – between me and you – how much did you pay Brock to f**k him up???)

These muthaf***!n Shining Stars… I can’t wait til big BIG WrestleMania is over… so that WWE do the future endeavoured sh!t, get rid of these two and word on the street is the Hardy Boyz are not in the TNA joint any more… (ooooh come back to WWE -) OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH PUNK!

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Now… didn’t New Day fight Rusev & Jinder Mahal last week? Don’t let me put on Streets of Rage now!

Er wait a minute – Hardbody Mahal???? Probably Hard’budy’ Mahal being forced to walk around with Lana with the tight up skirt and can’t f**k her!

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Dayuuum Stephanie how come you are putting Foley on blast like that? I know he has made crappy Raws but sheeeeeet! Obviously Stephanie is inspired by Remy Ma! Stephanie – I know that when Triple leaves the house you turn off that Motorhead and you rocking that real hip hop!

Marvellous! Charlotte is here! The sexiest woman on RAW – yeah I said it! Dana cannot test her, Sasha is fine but her body doesn’t match Charlotte’s… Nia Jax – OWWWWW she fine but she doesn’t ooze the sexuality like Charlotte does… Emma doesn’t count because she grant-body-pwasn’t even there! But Charlotte saying that Bayley cheats to win is crazy hahaha! She’s the worst for it!

…and as for Bayley… please – she looks only 12!

WrestleMania is in 40 days? Last time I check – it was 34 days according to Mike Cole! Charlotte do your arithmetic!

The combined force of Bayley and Sasha Banks is not enough to take down Nia Jax! Why didn’t she enter the rumbles? Randy Orton may not have won right now!

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Yo – throw Nia Jax in the match at the Fast Lane joint – Triple Threat that muthaf***a! She just pinned Bayley again! You sure you walking into big BIG WrestleMania with that title Bayley????

Braun Strowman wants a contract signing so that Double R doesn’t take foot and run up the stairs!

First Kofi Kingston, now Enzo Amore – why are they wearing these vests that is too short for them showing their belly button and sh!t? They claim to be Hip Hop but they are embarrassing me yo!

Blodclart – WWE Network is 3 years old? Never even noticed… where the party at? That makes WWE Network a Pisces… I notice in my track record that me and Pisces women get along really well…

It’s a real shame that despite the aggression Titus O Neill is showing against Sheamus he is only gonna end up on his back looking at the lights after one brogue kick…

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Ok let me see the condition of Mr Rollins… the man is walking down the ramp with crutches… I’m just waiting for him to throw the thing away and say TRIPLE H! I’M COMING FOR YOU N!&&@!

I’m not falling for it Seth!!!! Mark Henry set the bar for sob stories! Why the f**k is the crowd chanting CM P**k? I swear HANG YOURSELF!

It doesn’t look like the doctors will clear him for WrestleMania? and that evil dastardly Triple TEEF is smiling about it! I’m still waiting for the swerve!

Samoa Joe is at ringside too! Oh lawwwd! This is bad! Double R get out here! Send a tweet to Ambrose – do something!

Triple admitted to using Rollins and spitting him out! THAT DIRTY TRIPLE TEEF!!!!!!

Triple warns Rollins not to come to Big BIG WRESTLEMANIA!!! Rollins is like – F**k YOU!

Wait a minute – is Big Show tryna join the Wyatt family? What is it with these long @$$ beards? Are they the new sexy feature or something? Ladies holla at me on the twitter – @MZATheInfamous!

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She’s that chick who you would let man handle you in the bed but you play it off like it’s the other way around! SALUTE THIS WOMAN!!!! The question remains – who is going to induct her? Smart money says Edge but I’m sure she would want her peers to do the honors! (I still think it’s WWE’s sly way of slapping Chyna in the face though…)

Wait a minute – didn’t Sasha and Nia fight at the Royal Rumble joint? Now they gonna fight again at the Fast Lane joint? Bookers you are boring me with this no stipulation sh!t!

I like the dude Cesaro but you wrestling fools have put this guy on this pedestal like he’s the baddest! I don’t get that vibe I’m sorry – Samoa – KILL HIM!

Just like that, Samoa Joe brukk up Cesaro’s blodclart – especially after Cesaro tweeked his knee falling off the apron. It makes me wonder who his WrestleMania opponent is gonna be…

Could it be Sami Zayn? They are already fighting at the Fast Lane joint! Oh man this is ruckus by the both of em! This can’t be a basic wrestling match come WrestleMania surely?

Irresisable Force vs Immovable Object my black @$$! Double R got buss arse every week! Roman Reigns Needs a Superman KICK if he has any chance of brukkin up Braun Strowman!

Everybody talking to Mick Foley like sh!t! I think STC’s Wardle is right – All this disrespectful talk and Foley referring himself as a ‘legend’ is pointing towards the Don Of Dons…maybe it IS Braun Strowman Vs Undertaker at WrestleMania!

Er guys… I thought you were gonna sign this contract???? Double R is like – F**k that – Spear Strowman through the barricade – BLAOW! And the crowd actually chanting for Roman! Or is it Strowman????

Double R goes for the spear – Strowman sidesteps and drives Reigns into the turnbuckle – f**k!n up the ring ropes! Double R gotta be f**ked up now! Maybe not – Double R signed the contract! Of course he is!

Like I said – he needs a superman KICK! a superman steel chair! a superman tank!

Me garne ah mi bed – much better than last week… but sh!t it wasn’t easy getting through the sh!t…

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Monday Night Raw #1228, December 5, 2016!!!

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Rude boy, I’m buzzing, came back from the Clothes Show… my lil sis met a member from JLS, there were models everywhere yo, every corner I turned… with the Bottom…. and the BREASSSSSSSTS!!! But I had to hold it down coz if my moms catch me she would clap me in my head!

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In other news: The Smack Talk Centre got official T-Shirts yo! You can get them customise to your tastes too! Don’t Delay! Get Yours today!

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RAW 1228! The Infamous Informer needs to get his shirt word up! Customised and all that! What’s my motto? WHOEVER LOSES, I WIN!

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What’s good Seth Rollins! WHOA! He wants TRIPLE TEEF? Are you sure? Er… rude boy! That pedigree to Jericho was a message to Triple Teef? How do you get to him? No – not by defeating Kevin Owens… you gotta flirt with Stephanie! You gotta grab her by the pu$$y! He’s going about this all wrong people!

Er – what? Kevin Owens is gonna fight Sami Zayn? I thought these two were never to clash! and The Big Show is back? backside! He must want some Christmas money!

Just because you’re the World Wrestling Federation Champion DOES NOT MEAN you can boss around somebody who has been in the game as long if not longer than you! Chokeslam to Kevin Owens – BLAOW! Then Seth picks up his carcass for another pedigree – BLAOW!

Thanks to this stupid stream, I missed the entire Daivari Vs Jack Gallagher match… it’s like yo, I don’t have time to catch up like that – I am The Infamous Informer, Grant Body-P! And much like Vincent Kennedy, I have an ego the size of my 4-9-3-11!

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Word? Kevin Owens is in the festive season and getting Jericho all these fly gifts? Jericho says they are still not good! Oh dear! Meanwhile, Rusev and Lana are arguing! She took off her ring and dashed it ah ground! Then I heard the no pu$$y getting fat stinking @$$£$ cheering like they gotta chance… isn’t that a bed? where you can ‘sleep’ with Sunny for $50???

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Wrestling fans – if you gotta do that to get a cheap thrill… KILL YOURSELF!

Wait a minute Lana – I thought Rusev was the only man who could have you? Hold up!You getting Enzo Amore to your hotel room and bring his Wu-Tang Sword? Enzo DON’T DO IT! IT’S A TRAP! YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED WITH LITA AND DEAN MALENKO!

Actually this happened 16 years ago around this time! Whoa!

Wait a minute… Iron Sharpens Iron? NO…. Charlotte Vs Sasha in an Ironman MATCH? UH-OH!!!!!! I thought last week was the final chapter! The IWC taking the p!$$ on some one potato two potato sh!t… and The Grant said this… this is some Rock (Sasha) Vs Triple H (Charlotte) sh!t! Let me guess – Ric Flair gonna be the referee…. they are referencing him a lot lately…

Massive respect to Rich Swann! The NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!

This should be a fantastic contest! Swann Vs TJ Perkins! It really is Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite! Lets go!

Sorry I couldn’t be bothered to check it out though….You know I’m just interested in what happens in Room 112 where the playas dwell!

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Major issues between Bayley & Alicia Fox???? Since when? I mean, I’m down with the Ironman match, but what happened in creative? Are they saving Bayley’s moment for WrestleMania? Where does this leave Miss Bottom and the Breasts? Yes I’m talking about Nia Jax! As for you Summer Rae – you have no bars!

WTF? Lana sending sexy faces on Enzo’s phone? What is this???? When she saw Enzo’s 4-9-3-11 two weeks ago she loved it! She lucky it was his and not mine! Because SHE CAN’T HAVE ME! NAOMI IS ONE OF TWO WOMEN ON THE PLANET EARTH WHO CAN HAVE ME!

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Tussle In Texas? A wha de? Mark Henry Vs Titus O’Neill! Maybe I should pay attention here…

Maybe not – that was less than 1:26 seconds! Come on – that should be headlines!

RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!!!! What’s he doing here?!!!! He just gave Enzo the limo! Oh snap! Enzo  really thinks he’s gonna get some Kentucky!

Roman Reigns! The man you guys say should turn heel just because you hate him, but forget that the 18-34 demographic is NOT WWE’s target audience! I pity you… I really do!

Jericho is the challenger! World Wrestling Federation United States Championship!

Shout out to STC member Jonathan Carrington, really wanted Reigns to tap… Don’t be like them Jonathan! They are sheep Jonathan!

Looks like Rusev ain’t gonna turn up! He’s at the hotel! He’s gonna destroy Enzo! Oh lawd!

ENZO NO!!!!!

OWWWWWW!!! LANA!!!!! THAT RED SILK SH!T SHE GOT ON! I can see Edmond Mulhall dribbling from here!!!!

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GET OUTTA THERE ENZO! SHE’S GIVING HIM STRAWBERRIES! THIS IS NOT PG!

LANA RIPPED ENZO’S VEST! OH MY GOD NO!!!! SHE TOLD HIM TO TAKE OFF HIS PANTS! RUSEV WANTS TO KILL!

Enzo I tried to tell ya! Lana – that girl is POISON!!!!

I would talk about New Day, Cesaro & Sheamus, and Balding Club at this time but quite frankly I still wanna talk about Lana and Enzo… I saw some idiots in a certain wrestling group complaining about Vincent Kennedy trying to break Lana & Rusev up, just goeGRANT BODY PHENOMs to show how Stupid And Idiotic you are and you don’t act without the benefit of intellect! quick to type on Facebook, look who looks like a STUPID IDIOT NOW?!

Wait a second – Charlotte is gonna apologose to her father? I say Ric should beat Charlotte with the belt and tell her to respect her elders! (F**k me Charlotte, you are lucky I’m taken!)

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Where Dana at Charlotte? See this is what happens when you mistreat people… Charlotte I love you but you gonna end up like that chick in Game of Thrones if you’re not careful… Shame… SHAME!

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And the WHAT chants continues after 15 years! AUSTIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

Charlotte I’m a good listener but stop chat and take this 4-9-3-11 in yo’ mouth!

No need for that – here comes RIC FLAIR N!&&@!

Beat her with the belt Ric!

WHOA!!!! WHAT A MEAN RIGHT HAND! AND RIC DROPPED ON THE GROUND! SHADFATHER MUST BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN HIS ROOM! HE’S THINKING – THIS IS IT!

Sasha coming down to defend Ric but she got buss arse too! Oh man! Considering what Sasha wants to do to you Charlotte (and me if I was single) 30 minutes isn’t  LONG ENOUGH!

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Monday Night Raw #1223, October 31, 2016!!!

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…and, NEW! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION, CHARLOTTE FLAIR!

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AAAH SHIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!! Can’t lie, my jaw dropped, and not because Sasha’s @$$ was getting exposed in that cell for all you saddos to get your hardon over…

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In other news… how the backside does a jabroni from Cambridge come all the way down to Walsall and farce up himself with an interview with Scott Hall? Taking up mine and the Express & Star’s time? No one invited his b!tch @$$. There WILL be the very short interview with myself and the bad guy this weekend on STC From The UK – BDSIR NETWORK – The Best Damn Show In Radio!

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RAW 1223! It’s Halloween! The one night in the year where Paige looks normal. But we ain’t gonna see that stupid b!tch! GRANT BODY-P!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

No f**k!n about! Goldberg is coming out NOW!!!!

They booing Brock Lesnar now though! and Heyman is straight up shutting this promo down!

Goldberg looks like he wants to spear Heyman all the way to hell!

Heyman still throwing shots at Undertaker’s streak! Damnit!

NO! BROCK IS HERE???? Aaaaah look at Heyman laughing… will he be laughing in a hospital facility nearby?

No Brock… but Rusev???? OH BOY… he’s gonna be NEXT!!!!

NO! I KNOW RUSEV DID NOT TRY TO LICK DOWN GOLDBERG?!!!!!!!!!!

JACKHAMMER TO RUSEV – BLAOW!!!!

…AND A SPEAR TO HEYMAN – BLAOW!!!!!! LAWWWWD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!

What the rarse is Byron Saxton and Corey Greaves wearing?????? The Infamous Informer is not down with this Halloween sheeeeeeeet! And now Enzo is fighting one o the members of the Balding club in a trick or street fight match???? Oh hell to the no! Actually it might be jokes I won’t knock it!

Enzo Amore looks even more of an idiot in that Toy Story sheeeeeeet! I am the grinch of Halloween… if that makes any sense!

The Balding Club just got f**ked up by 35 pumpkins…wow… the WWE have truly f**ked up what was meant to be the baddest stable in New Japan Pro Wrestling history..Yo Vincent Kennedy – why you hate on these guys? What did they do to deserve this????

Meanwhile… they called the ambulance to pick up Paul Heyman… I have a question – will Dr. Goldberg visit him and hit him over the head with a bed pan and stick  dutty big needle up his @$$????

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Now with Kendrick as the new World Wrestling Federation Cruiserweight Champion we should get some joke now…told you guys – quality wrestling matches is NOT ENOUGH!

TJ Perkins: THE GRANT SAYS THIS TO YOU: If Kendrick tries to teef, simply pause the game, enter UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, Y,B,X,A.You should hear the ring bell if you did it right. Then TJ Perkins, you should have infinite lives! Now say ‘Thank you GamesMaster’!

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Aaaaah sh!t TJ Perkins bex because Kendrick walked out the match! So he attempts to break his legs! Talk about salty! That’s like sending hate mail online!

Braun Strowman seeks better competition! He finally gonna get it! Winner of the battle royal will be in Team Raw against Team Smackdown at the Survivor Series! So he best win that muthaf***a!

WWE win whole heap of awards! Congratulations! Shame we the fans couldn’t see you get those awards….moving on!

Oh dear… Foley wasn’t feeling the antics of Kevin Owens and Jericho! They were ultimate teef! But the list is in Jericho’s hand! THIS IS NOT GOOD!

Oh that’s f**ked up! Foley’s career ended in Hartford Connecticut! And Jericho & Owens are letting Foley know about the GREAT TRIPLE H!!!

Foley admits to needing JeriKO for TEAM RAW, but also puts his trust in Mr RR himself, the man who wrestling sheep love to hate! The man the women want to drop squats on his d-

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HAHAHAHAHA! The crowd chanting Roman Sucks but Foley says ‘his wife loves him’!

Roman was gonna dress as a stupid idiot for Halloween but they didn’t have any Jericho costumes!GRANT BODY PHENOM

I thought Roman was going on the list! I thought we were all going on the list! Look what happen now! Roman fights Jericho for the World Wrestling Federation US Championship!

I don’t understand why everyone is rushing Titus O’Neill instead of Braun Strowman???? Foolish move if you ask me!

It’s down to Strowman and Sami Zayn? The crowd is behind Zayn but Vincent Kennedy is behind Strowman (PAUSE!)

Zayn tried! God damnit he tried! Team Raw only needs one more person in their team! They got Jericho, Owens, Braun, Roman, smart money says Mr Rollins!

The Smackdown team hasn’t assembled yet but going by the knowledge we have now – AJ Styles has gotta be in the team surely! I expect Ziggler to be in the team too! I think it’s safe to say that the titles may not be on the line at this PPV!

WHOA!!!!! THE NEW DAY HAVE DRESSED UP AS PAPA SHANGO, KAMA MUSTAFA AND THE GODFATHER! So wait, where the hos at? SORT IT OUT!!!!

They need to get a Francesca III too!

Wait a minute – didn’t we have this 6 man tag team cruiserweight match at the PPV? No No No I need the toilet… soon come…

Ok I’m back now… look who it is – it’s Miss sexy legs herself – Charlotte! 3-time champion already… she might hit 16 times before John Cena!!!!!

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I’m glad Charlotte called out every woman on Smackdown apart from my NAOMI… because she knows Naomi will BUSS HER ARSE!!!!!

Team RAW as far as the women ill be interesting… I mean, who they got? Charlotte, Bayley, Dana… and that’s it??????? No Paige, Sasha might make it still… hold on – NIA JAX… THAT BOTTOM…AND THE BREASTS!!!!! Let’s show appreciation to this sexy @$$ straight away!

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Is it me or is Bayley stumbling on her promo?????

Talking of that BOTTOM…AND THE BREASTS!!!! Here she is! Nia Jax gonna destroy Bayley! Kill her…. KILL HER!!!!!!!!

Charlotte is right – THIS ISN’T NXT ANYMORE! This is the World Wrestling Federation! Where the big girls play!

I can see you guys looking at the Infamous Informer funny…. big girls need love too… and they got nothing to lose! They will give you the ride of your life! Sometimes those skinny gyal ain’t the one! You want that meat… nah mean!

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UH-OH! If Jericho defeats Roman Reigns, he’s gonna turn te US Title into the Canadian Title! Since my woman is Canadian… I know who I’m backing!

Should have known Kevin Owens was gonna teef… but could Rollins reunite with his former Shield bredrin??? Oh my days yes he has!!!! The crowd chanting for The Shield!!!! They were booing Reigns like 10 minutes ago! Fickle fools!

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Monday Night Raw #1222, October 24, 2016!!!

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On this day, you wrestling fans can get your revenge! Why? I turned on my Facebook this morning, word up – seems like everybody on this Walking Dead thing. LOOK – I ain’t tryna watch no muthaf**!n zombies – OK! But damn this sh!t is real to you right? Yo wrestling fans – GET EM…

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Y’all know that muthaf**a who ‘dies’ said ‘cheque please’ and is not spending a dime on your crying @$$£$!

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In other news… on this day… something is supposed to happen which changes wrestlers lives… er… enlighten me????

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Standing ovation for he who has the dreaded list! Now you can buy the T-shirt! YES!!! Fantastic!

He has terrible news? What? The triple threat match scheduled for the main event has been cancelled? Whoever cancelled it must go on the list!

Hold up – the list is stolen???? What sort of atrocity? Quick – call Dexter! Put the criminal on the table! This is not right!

Crowd chanting – ‘Where’s the list?’ Kevin Owens doesn’t care about the list! DISRESPECT!

Maybe Stephanie got the list?! Nobody must leave the arena until the list is found!

SERIOUSLY STEPHANIE! You need to come over here and let me lay you down and… ok I’ll stop!

SETH ROLLINS GOT THE LIST! DEXTER SORT HIM OUT!

UH-OH! Stephanie is on the list???? That’s not right!

KEVIN OWENS IS ON THE LIST TOO? GOOD LORD!

Oh god – I hope Seth doesn’t do anything drastic to that list! It’s Jericho’s livelihood! It’s more precious than the World Wrestling Federation Championship!

For real Balding Club? You gonna just shut down Enzo & Cass up like that?

Obviously shutting down the mic is no problem! They did their promo anyway and got over with the crowd!

Enzo Amore defeated Anderson! Balding Club lose again! Internet Wrestling Community HOW YOU DOIN?

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Yep – Rusev isn’t afraid of Hell In a Cell… course you aren’t… Sasha and Charlotte are going in there! And just like I said to those two sexy @$$£$, I’m gonna say the same to you Rusev – Undertaker is NOT your opponent!

To those who think The New Day have gone stale… you might as well go to the tattoo parlour and get ‘Trump’ tattooed on your forehead like the STUPID IDIOT you are!

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This Cesaro and Sheamus sh!t is a repeat of Miz and Mizdow in a sense where you cheer one but boo the other relentlessly. You would think that they will become tag team champions, but given New Day’s 428 title reign (6 days away from the ‘sacred’ 434) I can’t see it happening.

Nice touches by WWE2K17 to make Cesaro’s Giant Swing and New Day’s Unicorn stampede OMG moves! Gives me an incentive to play as them, as if there were any doubt!

Kofi Kingston has learned a valuable lesson… never fly at Cesaro… you will run into an uppercut – BLAOW! His chin probably looks like James Ellsworth right about now!

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Jinder Mahal is actually killing me! ‘One must find the list, but first, he must find inner peace!’ Breathe in Breathe out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SUPERB!

Last time Bayley and Dana fought, there was some funny business that happened… they shall fight again! Bayley got that same sellotape on her shoulder that Cesaro got! Is there something going on there??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Hold on – an arm wrestling match???? Yo creative – 2003 is THAT WAY! The crowd want wrestling – Not arm wrestling!

Dana Brooke TEEEEEEEF! Bayley was on the verge of beating Dana in a dry @$$ arm wrestling contest but Dana had to drop a cheap shot! Like I say – if they did this 15 years ago the crowd would be invested!

Jericho said he would never put Stephanie on the list… well the Grant says Stephanie, you are on MY LIST… The list of GRANT BODY-P!

Aaaaaah sh!t Curtis Axel get serious now! No more AxelMania Royal Rumble sh!t, no more social outcast bullsh!t, time to be that man Mr Perfect and his grandfather raised him to be! Brukk up Bo Dallas blodclart!!!!

That’s f**ked up! All that talk, all that fire in his belly, and Bo Dallas still beat Curtis Axel in his hometown? Er Vince… get the future endeavoured list out…

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Braun Strowman has the list! He gave it him like… Sami Zayn is not on the list.. and after all that, Strowman made the list!

Oh dear the crowd didn’t like Roman Reigns promo to Rusev! Well you know Roman… he’s straight to the point, no-nonsense… no charisma either… oh well…

Titus – How you manage to wear good suit with those pink battyman socks? What sort of sh!t is that?

Contract signing between sexy @$$ Charlotte and sexy @$$ Sasha! OOOOH Charlotte’s figure… dayum she can join the list too! look at that tight @$$ outfit Sasha got on! She can join the list too! OHHHHHH!!!!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Thank god Mick Foley is true to himself, don’t wear those ridiculous suits or whatever it is WWE force you to wear!

That’s it Mick, let these women see sense about this Hell In A Cell sh!t, they think they fear nothing because they are not fighting Undertaker… seems like Charlotte ain’t listening! Maybe Undertaker himself should come out for real! Sound the gong… come on!

I know that’s what I would do if I was creative…

Foley is trying his best to let these women see reality…sounding a bit like Mankind himself…. he won the crowd over…he’s close to tears here! THIS SEGMENT IS OFF THE HOOK! Now sound the gong… Please!!!!!

They have signed the contract! It’s official! Man… it’s a damn shame Undertaker is not in the best of health as far as his hips. I would have flown him to Minneapolis and strike fear in these women, because if there is one thing I dislike, is WWE Superstars acting like they are not afraid of the cell and take this thing make joke.

Wow – Kendrick and Rich Swann shook hands before their contest! I guess it’s just a personal issue between Kendrick and TJ Perkins!

Wow – TJ says he and Kendrick had a contest 15 years ago, and Kendrick failed to beat him. So this is an ‘ether’ situation…

OH SNAP! Rich Swann defeated Kendrick! Er… can we make this a triple threat thing?

Braun Strowman finally gets better competition! Can Sami Zayn twist him up?

What? Braun doesn’t see real competition? Sami fought the best in Shinsuke Nakumura! He had match of the year with Cesaro! ARE YOU KIDDIN ME STROWMAN? YOU CAN’T WRESTLE NUH BLODCLART!

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Strowman walked away from Zayn! Well the Grant Says – I know it’s the video game, but why don’t you take on Grant in WWE2K17? I assure you – YOU WILL GET BUSS ARSE!

Dayum Kendrick is desperate isn’t he? What – he asked TJ Perkins to ‘let him win’? Er Vince… the future endeavoured list!!!!!!

When you hear that guitar riff…. THAT’S IT! THE BEAST INCARNATE IS HERE! Yo – I never told Goldberg to say what he said the last week!

Now bear in mind, Goldberg gonna get booed because it’s in Brock’s hometown!

Oh no! Heyman just put wrestling fans on blast for being fickle! It’s like 80% are chanting Suplex City and 20% are chanting Goldberg!

I see somebody holding a Damian Marley poster! He knows what time it is!

I thought Brock had choice words for Goldberg, then again… bad man move in silence…

I forgot about this so-called Triple Threat match… if the title isn’t on the line, you know Owens and Jericho are gonna combine their force and mash-up Rollins!

Even though it’s gonna be a cheesy @$$ Halloween episode of RAW next week, we got Goldberg again! That’s good!

Rollins is certainly no Austin or Rock – they would be putting beats on Jericho and Owens!

‘No mortal man’s gonna beat them both’… Bryon Saxton obviously doesn’t do his googles er – hello – the two aforementioned guys? Triple TEEF maybe? Undertaker?????? Goldberg? BRROCCCK LESNAR???

HOW THE RARSE DID SETH ROLLINS PIN BOTH GUYS? Yo Saxton – your foolish statement should get you on the list!

Dun know Owens and Jericho didn’t like that sh!t – they rushed him! But Rollins still got fight left! But it only ended in Owens dropping the powerbomb to Rollins spine first into the hardest part of the ring apron – BLAOW!

That was a good go-home RAW.. here’s me thinking I would have to skip a segment and talk about this chick who WWE just gave a tryout to…

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Monday Night Raw #1221, October 17, 2016!!!

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Expect your precious little ratings to go up wrestling nerds! You obviously care more than the USA Network anyway! Goldberg is gonna be in the muthaf**!n house!

In Other News: Paige has popped the question to Bertie!!! Isn’t it like, the other way round? And so soon? Has 6 months passed and sh!t? I remember Kevin from Total Divas… the poor guy tried to make it work… Well consider this Kevin – YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE!

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RAW 1221! If you cannot do what other men have done
What other nations have done, what other races have done
Then you should have died!!!!!

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The World Wrestling Federation Champion Kevin Owens is here and he hasn’t forgotten his friend Chris Jericho, and Chris Jericho hasn’t forgotten his list! Who’s going on the list this week? How about that muthaf***a who tried to test Mick Foley on the twitter dm? (What’s up Roy Lucier! You know what I’m talking about right!)

Everyone chanting for Y2J! That man is turning face before WrestleMania I assure you!

Jericho is in his wrestling brief… he looks like he’s about to fight right now!

“I will not let that career shorten my career…” Kevin Owens you are 100% correct – your opponent is not the don of dons!

OH NO!!!!! Bad officiating from the referee last week….. you know what that means….

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Kevin Owens says he’s gonna retire Rollins! He can’t do that! Rollins is trying to stir the pot between Owens & Jericho! I think Rollins is not afraid of the list, I knew it… THE CHAIR is much worse!

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS SPARKLECROTCH!!!! That sh!t must be trending by now surely! Rollins is basically saying that Jericho is a battyman! COLD!!!!

wait a minute – I thought Jericho wanted to compete against Rollins by himself! What’s that Kevin Owens doing out here?

Kevin Owens – TEEEEEEEEEEF! Rollins caught in the Walls of Jericho, Rollins crawling to the ropes, but Owens pulls the ropes away from him!

It didn’t stop Rollins dropping the pedigree on Jericho though – BLAOW!!!!!

I guess WWE gonna hype the crowd (and not so much the viewers) by showing Goldberg clips over the years! I see what you’re tryna do WWE – You’re switching the ropes to purple!

Wicked question Lita… Shawn Michaels. Undertaker. Triple H. Mick Foley. Now Charlotte and Sasha are gonna join those legends… but I still don’t feel the intensity or hatred between Sasha & Charlotte… the respect is there, but hatred? Nah!

Charlotte – you ain’t lying when you say genetically superior… but can you handle the Infamous Informer’s genetically superior majestic member? It is custom-built for sexy thighs like yours!

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I wasn’t gonna write about the Golden Truth… but Mark Henry is with em… I like that! Whoever their opponents are.. they’re DEAD!

The Shining Stars and Titus? Er… hold on… that’s quite an even contest GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DOactually!

…and it was Titus who felt the World’s Strongest Slam – BLAOW! THAT’S WHAT I DO!

WHOA! Chris Jericho hot at Kevin Owens!!!! Nearly called him a Stupid Idiot!

Stephanie McMahon shut that down straight away! She pretty much answered the challenge Shane and Danny set her! Survivor Series – it’s gonna POP OFF!

The New Day just put Sheamus on blast! Not helping his ‘bredrin’ Cesaro last week, f**k!n about on FB LIVE, they got the crowd chanting ‘SHAME!’

The New Day celebrating 420 days as World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! They are going for the 478! And I support them 478%!

Right at this point, my stream died (SHAME) and I understand that Cesaro went on FB live! They can’t do this!!!!! Cesaro has gone in the crowd and joined the Cesaro section! Sheamus lost his match! SHAME!!!!!!!

Don’t get a heart attack wrestling fools! YES WWE are showing Goldberg vs Hollywood Hogan! You really should get a grip… yes I don’t give Hogan ratings either… but until Vincent Kennedy publicly states that the WWE will never acknowledge somebody, you jabronies need to simply – SHUT THE F**K UP!

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If this fool Bo Dallas is on… time for me to disappear and make a coffee… and oh yeah, shout out to Christine Bleakley… for NO REASON!

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Hold up – I come back and I see Bo Dallas beating up Curtis Axel? Er… I don’t get it? Ahh… irrelevant..

Bayley – time to brukk up that Dana Brooke for trying to embarass you in front of your friends and relations last week! Well done 2K GAMES by the way – how you manage to make Dana Brooke look like a hugly gyal who look like she enjoys hed?

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Hold up – Dana beat Bayley???? WHOA! oooh the IWC are gonna be p!$$£d at that!

Wait – Paul Heyman is here – well via WWE live studios that is… clearly the WWE Universe in Denver are down with Goldberg, and that will p!$$ Brock Lesnar off! And if Goldberg says YES to the challenge… he will be victimised, emasculated and conquered! OHHH SNAP!

But the viewers at home (or should I say the IWC) are not excited?!!!! They say Goldberg isn’t half the man he used to be physically! Last time I check, Roman Reigns nearly beat Brock… I’m just saying! Undertaker got him at Summerslam last year (albeit shady styles) but still!

Braun Strowman wants better competition… so Foley sends 3 jobbers after him… YAWN…. Er.. is there a female I can give a shout out to for no reason?

Or maybe I won’t nee to do that at this time! Sami Zayn thinks he can take Strowman! This man fought Nakumura! The best that ever did it today! Strowman – you have no chance!

Lana has a message for Roman Reigns! Is it “SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!!!!”

Yo Mama Rusev look kinda good still! She’d get it!

How can you peoples BOO Rusev’s family! How can you chant BORING? Have you lost your mind? SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!

No ENZO! What the hell is that you wearing? Sorry Enzo – this is why you get pinned all the time – your hip hop is on point, your lyrics are powerful, but your attire ain’t right!

That reminds me – Gallows & Anderson – known by my STC From the UK team as – The ‘Balding Club’ are in the WWE2K17 DLC! That’s GOOOOOOOD! Big Cass just beat Anderson quicktime! Oh lawd – the IWC gonna be SUPER BEX!

AAAAAAH SH!T – The 6-man cruiserweight tag team jump off gonna be OFF THE HOOK! I’m looking forward to that sh!t!

Oh boy… The Hell In a Cell joint is gonna be in Sasha’s hometown… Charlotte claims she don’t need peoples to back her… Sasha… I’m so glad she isn’t labeled a ratchet… so disrespectful! Sasha has been watching the Hell In a Cell matches! Of course you’re not afraid Sasha… you’re not facing the UNDERTAKER! Somebody remind these women PLEASE!

WWE got their theme tune for Hell In a Cell… but this is RePPiN4U: Represent The REAL HIP HOP! Here’s my official theme! EPICNESS may not even be enough to describe this!

Wait a minute – Stephanie cannot compare herself to the Rock & Sock Connection??? Has she lost her mind too? She hasn’t got an ‘Al Snow’ to f**k with?

Before Goldberg comes out, why the f**k is Travis Davis sending me death metal music in my inbox? Do I look like I worship the devil to you? Even my friends in STC who may be into Death metal won’t like that sh!t! This is HIP HOP YOU DYAM ARSE!

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THIS IS IT!!!!

Since the beginning of modern civilizationGenerations have witnessed and inherited the only conflicts of world wars
But behold the marriage supper of the lamb and the bridegroom onto his bride
Then shall the earth’s children know the true expression of ONE LOVE
Then mother earth shall honeymoon in peace
Forever eliminating the aspirations, lust and anguish of wars and rumors of wars…

I AM MARKING THE F**K OUT HERE!!!!

Can’t lie to ya – I never thought I’d see this dude back in the World Wrestling Federation!

Goldberg’s wife is OFF THE HOOK!!!! DAYUUUM!!! SHE COULD GET IT!

F**K THE HATERS – You wanna carry on being miserable and pessimistic – GETTTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!

Fans are like – NO! Don’t keep it in the video game! Goldberg is like – Brock – You’re NEXT! and Brock… YOU’RE LAST! AAAAAAH SH!T!

Brock Lesnar is BEX!!! He Gonna be on RAW next week! Yo keep me outta this – y’all started it!

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Monday Night Raw #1220, October 10, 2016!!!

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I’m a keep it 100, I did NOT watch RAW live this week, I got some beauty sleep (because The Infamous Informer is a handsome muthaf***a) found myself at GAME and proudly purchased WWE2K17 and played the hell out of that sh!t! Undertaker is STILL DA MAN!!!!

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In Other News: Yo WWE – Fire Paige already – she’s not down with the team, and I don’t give a f**k about her for 60 days. We don’t need her – plenty women killing it now, from Ember Moon to Asuka to Charlotte sexy @$$ to Naomi fantastic @$$! Bertie doesn’t give a f**k about her! She will see soon!

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RAW 1220! Paul Heyman has an announcement about BRRRROCKK, LESNAR….. Christmas Eve, the night before WWE2K17…. UH-OH!!!!!

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For real Sasha? That was you siiting there in the crowd when Trish & Lita was fighting for the World Wrestling Federation Championship over 10 years ago? Shiiiiiid camera man you should have picked that up! Er actually maybe not… Sasha was not of breeding age at that time!

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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Charlotte and Sasha INSIDE HELL IN A CELL??? Er Sasha re-think this! This is the same match The Undertaker threw Mick Foley off the top and chokeslammed him through the cell! This is the same cell that Triple H & HBK grabbed Vince’s head top and shoved it up Big Show’s @$$! This is the same cell that Shane jumped off the top and missed Undertaker and crashed into tables! This is the same cell that 6 of the top dudes went in and destroyed each other! Stephanie jump in there and protect your investment! I don’t wanna see Sasha’s pretty face scratched up in there?!!!! I don’t wanna see Charlotte’s lovely legs scarred up in there?!!!

Even Charlotte looked confused when she came out like – why is RUSEV coming out here? Didn’t he marry Lana the other day? Shiiiiiid I better dye my hair! Rusev likes blondes!

“Nobody cares about your stupid women’s revolution…” Er Rusev… 2012 is THAT WAY!!!!!

WROOOOOOOOOY!!!! Charlotte cussing out Rusev!!!! FANTASTIC!

Look at these morons chanting YES for women’s HELL IN A CELL! Undertaker! Where are you? STOP THIS! THIS IS YOUR PLAYGROUND! NOT ANYONE CAN GO IN THERE???!!!!

Charlotte wants to go in there!!!! Where’s Ric Flair?!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

LAWWWWWD! Rusev took the mic from Charlotte, but Sasha took the mic from Rusev like she’s ready to clap him down! I think Sasha, Charlotte & Lana should combine their strength and beat down the Bulgarian Brute!

Lana picks up the mic! Is she gonna say SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL! I swear she killed me last week when she said that!

Lana says they need to know their place! Lana is right – Hell In A Cell is not for women?!!!! Especially sexy ones like Sasha & Charlotte! They both clapped her down! OH SH!T this is great!

AND THEY BOTH KICK DOWN RUSEV! FANTASTIC! RUSEV HIM BEX!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1218, September 26, 2016!!!

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I just wanna take this time to thank everybody who has supported me over the last 5 years in my journey of becoming a qualified journalist. Smack Talk Centre, BDSIR Network/Fox Sports, Cage Amateurs UK, Wargwarn UK, KicFM and Wild1 Radio. Thank you all for letting me be myself. Here’s to another 5 years of giving you joke with this WWE sh!t, because let’s face it, I will NEVER HAND IN MY WRESTLING CARD. If there was ever a moment that I should have done it for real, was when the Undertaker lost at WrestleMania, but here I am still an optimistic, proud wrestling fan who doesn’t take the spectacle too seriously. The moment you do that – YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM. Here is to another 5 years of RePPiN Real Music 4U as well. I don’t live in the 90s like certain people. Great music till comes out and I’m just grateful and humbled to be apart of that.

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RAW 1218! STC Member Aydenn Wardle said he would hand in his wrestling card if The Club don’t win the tag titles this week… so Gallows, Anderson, you better come through!

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I guess we won’t be having the Roman Reigns US Title invitational!

Now this is what I’m talking about! A rivalry that gets so personal that they gonna have to drop the cell on em! Rusev & Reigns are destroying each other! Rusev ready to drop chair shots on Reigns but he responds – spear – BLAOW!!! And then Reigns beats him down with the chair!

Note: It’s not confirmed that there will be a Hell In A Cell match between Rusev & Reigns but this is where their rivalry seems to be going.

Cesaro got more sellotape on his arm! What is he trying to make this a fashion accessory? Well I guess it’s better than getting a tattoo of your lover’s name on your arm…

You gotta be kidding me! You mean after all that…Sheamus & Cesaro fought all those matches, only to end in a draw, and now Foley gives them a TAG TEAM TITLE opportunity? Oooooh the IWC ain’t gonna like this! This is just WWE’s way of not pulling the trigger on Cesaro’s push, at the same time not trying to forget about Sheamus… BLOODY WASTE OF TIME! I’m glad I didn’t waste my time watching that best of seven sh!t…

Yes Stephanie is 100 on this one… how is Foley gonna question her integrity when it came to the main event of Clash of Champions when it is HIS JOB as the GM to make sure the match went right? Foley you are slippin son! That plus the fan putting you on blast about the Cesaro/Sheamus situation?

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YEAH! BE A BUSINESS MAN MICK! GET IN THE CHAIR! AND SHUDDUP!

THIS IS IT! The New Day Vs The Bullet Club! World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship! Will Wardle hand in his wrestling card?

Say what? I didn’t even know The New Day’s super move was called the Midnight Hour! 400 days and counting and I didn’t know that sh!t????

Oh snap! The Bullet Club with the Magic Killer on Big E – BLAOW! New Tag Team Champions in the World Wrestling Federation!

1! 2 and…. KOFI KINGSTONS BREAKS THE COUNT!

KOFI KINGSTONS! Busted open, face looking like a crimson mask, hit the trouble in paradise super move! 1, 2 and…. 3!!!! OH SNAP!!!!!! WARDLE – GIMME YUH CARD… YOU’RE DUN! WAIT TIL THE MASTER DEBATERS FIND OUT!!!!

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I’m gonna miss him, he was great on STC From The UK… he brought me Blue Pants…

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SIDE NOTE – My lady doesn’t like me posing with other women in pics… but this is a wrestler from NXT back in the day! Just to clarify!

 

 

 

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Monday Night Raw #1216, September 12, 2016!!!

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UFC 203 has passed. And you know what? I’m not gonna talk about that muthaf***a. Not worth the Infamous Informer’s time. Let’s talk about AJ Styles – the NEW! World Wrestling Federation Champion!!!! I hear the jabronies complaining now… like – think of his future opponents – Randy Orton, Kane, Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena etc… once again – you fools know all the answers don’t you! I’ll talk to Shane McMahon and see if he can get AJ Styles to defend his title against YOU… I’m sure YOU will put butts in the seats won’t you?

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In other news: #JusticeForNaomi – Nothing against Becky Lynch winning, but even I as part of the NaoMob, who loves Naomi unconditionally, knows that it makes NO SENSE to have her as champion at this time as regards to storyline. Think about it people – Carmella & Nikki have beef – Carmella was beating on Becky before she lost – how the f**k does Naomi fit in the storyline?

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RAW 1216! One more week of this long-winded RAW sh!t before the cruiserweight man dem come through and switch this sh!t up!

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I think I’m gonna have a few good ol’ games of Ultra Street Fighter IV while RAW is on… I dunno I got this feeling RAW gonna drag as usual…hopefully for the last time!

Roman Reigns fights Kevin Owens! He defeats him… he will be in a Triple Threat Match! Bt enough of that sh!t – Charlotte is here… look at her tight dress… she look like she ready for me to take her out for some all you can eat natural selection!

You got something to get off your chest? Yeah that dress Charlotte – TAKE IT OFF!

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Have you lot being reading dirt sheets again? Guys I keep telling you – and I’m a qualified journalist – STOP READING THOSE SH!TS! How are you gonna believe that the women’s match is pulled from Clash of Champions?

Come on Bayley get your words out  you wanna shot at the title?

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Say what – Dana suggests Sasha Banks and Bayley should fight in a best of 7 series? OH HELL NAW! Charlotte is right – We don’t wanna see that sh!t – even though it’s Sasha’s fine @$$!

WHOA!!! Dana is taking no more sh!t! Five fingaz said to Charlotte’s face – SLAP!!!

Now it’s a Triple Threat Match! Winner fights Charlotte at Clash of Cha,pions! Suddenly I’m backing Dana Brooke here! It’s like I told my youngest sister – don’t take no sh!t from those b!tches at work!

Charlotte doesn’t believe Dana can win! Charlotte sitting at commentary – Charlotte – you can sit next to me if you want!

Massive honesty from Charlotte – she would rather face Sasha for the title – usually the champion would say ‘it doesn’t matter who I face’…

Card will not be subject to change – Sasha pins Bayley! Dana not involved in the decision and Dana went in still!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx of the SoulNSports/BDSIR NETWORK – I thought that as well, I swore blind Sasha’s shoulders were down as well! Bayley you can put in for an appeal!

Why doesn’t the Shining Stars invite me to Puerto Rico? Did they just mention Sofia Vergara?

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HOLLA AT ME SHINING STARS! MY TWITTER IS @MZATheInfamous! I-DES-ERVE-IT! I-DES-ERVE-IT! I will grab hold of Sofia, turn into the chojin and tear her @$$ up!!!

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My gawd – that gyal is hot – talking of hot… my pizza should be ready by now!

Time for us to drink in the gift of Jericho’s highlight reel! What could happen here may determine the main event for Night – er I mean Clash of Cha- er I mean UNFORGIVEN!

WHOA! Sami Zayn just called Jericho a stupid idiot!!! On his own show! He can’t do that! And he just said the gift of Jericho sucks! And the big one – he bigged up Jericho on how he was one of the best that ever did it and regulated to being Kevin Owens b!tch! GOOD LORD!

That must have hit a secret power point – Codebreaker to Zayn – BLAOW!!!! Will they fight later? Will they fight next week? Will they fight at the Clash of Champions?

OFFICIAL!!! The match is running! I think it is as good as guaranteed to say that Roman Reigns will be in that Triple Threat Match! So you fans – shut the f**k up!

Yes! Nia Jax! Look at the fool Alicia Fox – She don’t want none like the World Wrestling Federation Champion!GRANT BODY P

I know Alicia did not just kick my girl Nia in her mouth! Bad move Alicia! But hey – you put up more of a fight than that CM Princess Peach B!tch!

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Nia just rushed Alicia trough the barricade – BLAOW! She’s not like most girls at all! Not even Chyna has done that!

Alicia felt the power alright, she won’t be having a New Day!

Thank god The New Day destroyed 5mins37secs of that wack Bullet Club footage from last week… what could you have done in 5mins37 seconds? You could have a bowl of Booty-Os, you could knock out the pu$$y in 5 mins 37 seconds (as long as you don’t finish first that is…) You could watch CM Princess Peach B!tch get brukk up twice (2mins 14 seconds twice with a minute to laugh) or do what I do, listen to one of the greatest Wu-Tang tunes ever made!

Now that AJ Styles is the World Wrestling Federation Champion.. it seems like destiny for Gallows & Anderson to claim the tag titles surely? They gonna begin World Domination!

Did I hear right? Seth called Triple TEEF a coward????? If this was 16 years ago I would whole heartedly agree!

YOOOO! Kevin Owens is speaking the truth here! He put Seth Rollins on BLAST! Throughout Seth’s career, he had always had someone back him – whether it was The Shield, J&J Security, Kane, the list keeps going, but most of all – Triple TEEF! Redesigned, Rebuilt, REPLACED! WOW!

Here’s the twist – Mick Foley says that Seth cannot jump in and teef in the contest between Roman & Kevin Owens! But what if that evil Triple TEEF jumps in again?

OH SNAP!!!! Foley warned Rollins! But Rollins didn’t business! He jumped in and stamped out Kevin Owens, and baited Reigns out of the title!

Or maybe not! Foley restarted the match! Oh man!

Looks like honeymoon done! Rusev came through and costed Reigns the opportunity! I bet y’all happy about that right!

The question remains – what happens now that Seth interfered in the match? Will there be some sort of stipulation? Well THE GRANT SAYS THIS – There is NO INFAMOUS INFORMER blog next week – the graduation ceremony is the day after and it will be celebrations aplenty, no sitting down watching wrestling for me next week – Ladies – show your newest graduate your t….er then again DON’T – If you value your life! My woman knows wing chun kung fu! Even Nia Jax don’t want none!

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Monday Night Raw #1215, September 5, 2016!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

So… how was your Labor Day?

See, the UK doesn’t believe in such a holiday. The UK government wants us to work work work work work like Rihanna! Then when we get paid, they take the money away from us and call it tax. Now if it was Rihanna herself, I would put in the work work work work work!

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In other news: I’ll just leave this here…

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Bwoy some of those bumps she took at the Summerslams didn’t look good at all… let’s see how long she’s out the game for… not too long I hope… or is it a switch? Mark Henry changed the announcement game with that sh!t!

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All is not well between Stephanie & Mick Foley!!! But SWITCH! Stephanie feels embarrassed of her husbands actions! She swears that she had nothing to do with what happened! Foley I feel you son, it’s that dirty TRIPLE TEEF!!! He cannot be trusted!

It’s a celebration the world over! Kevin Owens – the NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! But last time I check, he doesn’t like all this balloons and pyro? Remember what he did in Japan last year? Beast From The East on WWE Network? THE GRANT REMEMBERS!

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Yes! Owens you DO deserve it! And in typical Owens fashion, he throws it back in their face! Oh well, the IWC d!ck riding is over!

Let’s see if Seth Rollins has turned face, or at least a tweener!

He’s blaming it all on Stephanie! Look – how can Stephanie jump in there and throw punches and kicks and hammers?

Holy crap – Seth Rollins just got suspended? Hang on – Mick Foley just reversed the sh!t!

Foley is the General manager after all! Kevin Owens will defend the title against Seth Rollins at the Clash of the Champions joint! I would have renamed it ‘Unforgiven’ but hey…

Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa- Mick – you can’t put Kevin Owens in a match against Sami Zayn???? There goes that stipulation…

Jericho – now you gotta face Seth Rollins for running off your mouth – you stupid idiot! Now you’re gonna get – IT!

Damn that Charlotte…. I hear voices in my head and they talk to me about Charlotte’s physique!

Can Bayley knock off the women’s champion with a distraction roll up? Remember I told ya!

Look at Dana with a clipboard taking notes like she’s in a wrestling lecture 101! She’s hoping for that first class honors! If she doesn’t get a 2.0. average she will get expelled!

Even after Charlotte worked the legs of Bayley, Dana faces her scholarship being revoked! Bayley’s victory now earns her a title shot!

HAHAHAHAHA! Charlotte just called Bayley the – Sesame Street kid! That is brilliant! Bayley will forever be associated with children’s tv! If you so much as find Bayley attractive – SLAP YOURSELF! Well better her than Paige anyway…

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Seth Rollins got himself disqualified here in his match against Jericho… Seth is BEXXXXX!!! He might send Jericho for the Tandem Engine!

Seth actually channeled his rage and made it a competitive match up! Seth hits the pedigree on Jericho and gets the win! Not sure what that Triple TEEF thinks of that now!

Sorry Cesaro section, and sorry Sheamus fans! This best of 7 thing BORES ME. YEAH I SAID IT. Cesaro got sellotape all over his back now, look how long he got that sellotape on his shoulder! BACKSIDE! Wake me up when it’s over…

Giving a massive born day shout out to my co-host of STC From The UK -The Sadistic Shadfather! Ladies – SHOW THIS MAN YOUR TITT1£$!

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I wasn’t gonna say anything about this tag team match but when Enzo Amore dived through the ropes to Shining Stars and then stood up folding his arms RUN DMC STYLE – YOU CAN’T TEACH THAT!

Come on guys give me something to write about!

Thank you Sami & Owens! They just confirmed their rivalry is not dun!

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…and what sort of friend is Alicia Fox? So happy that her friend is having her ‘debut’ against my girl Nia Jax, but she’s not there to support her at ringside? HA – Alicia fool-fool anyway, who lets a grown man dump her on twitter? F**KOUTTAHERE!

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OH NO! The Old Day? Now that is cold! Now I’m no expert, but when black people grow old… they DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT! They stand strong! Take my Uncle Ferdy for example, he is 90 years old… he can still out dance you young women! Even Ric Flair would struggle!

Seriously RAW you need those cruiserweight cats in your show. Once those are up in there, we gonna see a better fast paced show, RAW may pull off big moments such as Sasha Banks or Kevin Owens winning titles, but Smackdown is the overall better show right now.

Oh snap – Sasha is here, but she got bad news for us. OH SH!T… er wait there…- wait a minute – Dana Brooke can’t fight an injured Sasha????

SWITCH! Sasha did the Eddie Lie Cheat & Steal technique on Dana! The bad news is for Charlotte – she’s coming back for her title at the Clash of Champions joint!  – BUT WAIT – Bayley beat Charlotte too! I smell Triple Threat match!

I’m not gonna talk about this match with Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens – f**k that – let’s throw up a pic of AJ Lee – for no reason!

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I see some of you wishing AJ Lee would come back – well THE GRANT SAYS – Once she divorces that wimp who I’d give a good thrashing – I believe she would return! But until that time… dreams are only dreams!

OH SNAP! Roman Reigns wants the title too! Er didn’t the prizefighter realise that once you become the champion – you’re the hunted? Foley is like – if he can beat Owens, then it will be a Triple Threat Match! UH-OH!!! But here’s the twist – Jericho might not let that happen!

No sign of that dirty Triple TEEF! I was expecting him! But see, that’s what happens when you expect something in WWE – You only find yourself disappointed!

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