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Monday Night Raw #1179, December 28, 2015!!!

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AAAAAAAH SH!T!!! WWE playing the hand they dealt! They gonna fill that muthaf***a – I PROMISE YOU! The question remains – Will he fight?! Well if he announces this – surely it’s to fight right? Or is it trick knowledge to fill the WrestleMania seats in a business stunt?

RAW #1179! LETS GET THAT 2016 FLOW! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAAAH SH!T!!! VINCENT KENNEDY IN THE BUILDING!!! And my stream is f**k!n about!!! F****K!

ROMAN REIGNS IN THE BUILDING! Oh no… you don’t suppose Vincent Kennedy is gonna fire him? Nah he wants Roman to suffer… just like Austin suffered, like The Rock, Undertaker, HBK…Triple…

Nobody embarasses a McMahon!!! AAAH SH!T – Roman you will pay for this!!! The crowd are dropping the WHAT chant on Vincent Kennedy! I’m surprised he hasn’t said – SHUT UP WHILE I’M TALKING! And he still claims he is a certified billionaire! This segment is great! Crowd with the YES Chant supporting Reigns! Yo this kid is over rude boy!

Crowd chanting Daniel Bryan & CM Punk… but I don’t know why… and Vincent Kennedy is like – SHUUUUUDDDDDUP!!!!!! LAWWWWWWWD!

Is Vincent Kennedy throwing racial slurs against the Samoans??? Hey Vince – Samoan lives matter!!! Look what happen – you assaulted a police officer! Everytime you say ‘I’m Vince McMahon damnit’ something bad happens to you!!!! Vincent Kennedy is arrested like a common criminal! Roman Reigns should have poured beer down the back of his neck! I liked how Reigns had the mic to the police while they were saying Vince had a right to an attorney!!! Reigns smiling and sh!t!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Thy should have arrested Stephanie too – well I would have arrested Stephanie!!! Just for wearing those sexy @$$ knee high boots… SEXY B!TCH!!!

Stephanie in my thronePhoto courtesy of PG Kills WWE FB group

You mean to tell me I blinked and I missed Neville beat Kevin Owens??? You don’t do that!!! Now Neville is getting BUSS ARSE! Ok guys! two things you DON’T DO – tweet Owens in a negative, and counter his Pop-up powerbomb into a pin!!! If you do – RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

Holy sh!t! the referees were carrying Neville up the ramp, then Owens ran out – what a dutty clothesline – BLAOW! A move JBL would be proud of! But then Ambrose comes out!!!! Fist and fire all over Owens! Yes Ambrose! Get that fat f**k!

GRANT BODY -P!

John Cena fights Bertie in the Raw Main Event – will he win back the US championship? If he does, the haters be like – “Del Rio got buried – Cena’s making the League of Nations look…” I got an idea – you haters SHUT THE F**K UP! No new years resolutions from the Infamous Informer – I will continue to put the haters in their place!!!

Team BAD I love you but you can’t diss Brooklyn??? You three are lucky Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Sean Price are not here – they would tell you to Shut the f**k up and suck their d!ck with barbecue sauce – P!!!!

Jay-Z & Biggie Smalls – Sasha drop your draws!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

 

Becky – it’s not looking good for you girl – Sasha gonna mash you up – WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!Saying that these two always put on a fantasic contest…

Becky Lynch – High risk manuever coming up – splashes the whole of Tean BAD! She gonna pay for that I will assure you!

But Sasha is dominating Becky in this match! And she hollered – UNITY! with her Team BAD girls!

Aaaah sh!t! Becky hung up on the apron, Sasha bounces off the ropes, comes back makes a suicide dive – missed Becky – hit her two Set It Off sistas!

Good counter tchnique sequence in the closing moments of that match but Sasha with a roll up and pull the tights for the win! Yes people! We gonna see Sasha beat up Becky Lynch every week until big big WrestleMania… the pay off will be great folks! LET THE STORYLINE PLAY OUT!

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! They just showed a mugshot of Vincent Kennedy!!!! as soon as the STC boys get that shot – it will be here!

The New Day are right – you jabronies didn’t vote for them for tag team of the year – so they ain’t singing for your dumb @$$!

AAAH SH!T – HERE IT IS!!!! I can see the IWC using this for memes such as ‘arrested for not pushing Cesaro’, ‘bad booking’… oh no the possibilities are endless!

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Xavier Wuss! That should be his new name! Sin Cara was right to jump in when The New Day were teefin! But get the joke! Xavier take off shirt and was then like – you know what? Payback is a BIIIIIIIIIG E! Oh dear Sin Cara you are in trouble now!

First Kevin Owens, Now the New Day are telling Mike Cole how to call the match! And everytime Sin Cara gets brukk up by Big E, that trombone will play!

Oh dear… seems like Big E mashed up Sin Cara’s shoulder! Did you IWC trainspotters see the ref throw up the ‘X’ sign? You like to see that sh!t don’t you?! all those minor details! (f**kouttahere…)

Damn Sin Cara is determined he gonna finish this muthaf***a!

Well yeah – Big E finished it for you… spectacular moves aside – the Big Ending put you down son….

While The Miz does his Year in Review, It gives me the chance to plug the upcoming STC From the UK best of 2015 show… Hit the BDSIR NETWORK logo at the bottom of this blog and it will take you right there…

Yeah – no one wants to hear The Miz and his battyman self… not even the Ryback who says 2016 gonna be his year! You are the big guy, and Goldust likes big guys!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Talking of battyman… Zack Ryder is here! He claims 2016 gonna be his year too! Well The Grant says Zack Ryder is right – it will be his year when he finally gets FUTURE ENDEAVOURED!

GRANT BODY-P!

So what’s up R-Truth? He says vote for him for Superstar of the year! Ok Truth, I got you for 2016! But what about Heath Slater?? Or even The Big Show??? What is this – the future endeavoured segement?

The Big Show! Punched Slater through schoolbuses! Beat down Goldust and The Miz! R-Truth tries to knock himself out but it doesn’t work! CHOKESLAAAAAM! BLAOW! Ryback tries to test him… but he gets dashed out by Show! Crowd want him to retire! But Big Show is like F**K YOU! I’m gonna enter the Rumble at #1, and win that muthaf***a and go to big BIG WrestleMania!!! Oh ny god no – that must be prevented! In the words of he who WILL be at WrestleMania, if the Big Show is gonna headline Wrestlemania, then WrestleMania is gonna absolutely SUCK!

Crowd chanmting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day Style’!!! And New Day didn’t win the best tag team award… sorry kids you made a boo-boo there!

Good luck to the Uso Brudda and Ambrose… they face The League of Nations… they mashed them up last week…

Has Sheamus joined the Vincent Kennedy kiss my arse club? I mean I’m a fan of the 70 year old, but damn Sheamus!!!

Crowd chanting – We Want Lana! Wise strategy by Rusev to keep lana out of harms way… face it fans – you want Lana but Lana don’t want you!

Oh man the League of Nations dedicated the match to Vincent Kennedy! Uh-Oh – they best win this contest! If they don’t – bwoyyyyyyy!!!!

…and the League of Nations fulfilled their dedication to McMahon! That ain’t the issue – Kevin Owens straight up attacked Ambrose!!! Damn! Y’all should have voted for Owens last week! This is on your head fans… NOT MINE!

Kevin Owens – Powerbomb through the table – BLAOW!!!! Ambrose – him dead now!

Replaying the opening segment… did Stephanie just say that was police brutality???? Clearly Stephanie didn’t see what happened to Eric Garner! Vince could breathe perfectly!

John Cena has arrived! The 15x Champ is here! Come on Bertie, get out here so you can get Cenalised! defend the symbol of excellence!

But I might side with Bertie here… I mean, he says the people don’t deserve a US Championship Match… They chanted CM Princess Peach B!tch earlier… sh!t I would have said that in my promo! Sheeeeet – shoot on em!!!!

LAWWWD HAVE MERCY! Cena mentioned the Notorious B.I.G. and Jay-Z! Er… Bertie – I think you should put the title on the line!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

NOW BERTIE HAS PUT THE TITLE ON THE LINE!!!! HERE WE GO!!!

Jay-Z Biggie Smalls Bertie sh!t your draws! Cena going out for all! AND YOU DON’T STOP!

Before the battle commences… Shout out to Lemmy from Motorhead… I mean, this is RePPiN4U: Represent Real Hip Hop but I did like the tunes he made for Triple and Evolution… and that other tune – The Ace of Spades. Lemmy deserves his props. He gonna find himself in the HOF watch…. #LiveOnLiveLong

Damn Bertie is kicking down Cena all over that ring! Not looking good for the kids favourite!

Uh-oh!!! The ref knocked out, Cena hit the STF super move, now The League of Nations have come out to teef… and just for the record… Vincent Kennedy got bailed out… is he on his way back to the arena?

All that teefing! And Cena still kicking out at 2! Yes IWC smoke that sh!t and get high on it!

Cena had the match won, but the League of Nations are making sure Bertie doesn’t get Cenalised!

But the Usos! Mash up and all jumping in the fight! Just waiting for Roman to come down the stairs!

F**k the stairs! He hit the spear on Rusev! He’s beating on Sheamus!

OH NO! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE! Just in time! Oh sh!t!!!

Next week, Roman must defend his World Wrestling Federation Championship against Sheamus!!! Vincent Kennedy is gonna be the guest referee! If I was Roman, I’d study what Austin did when he was in that situation!

HAPPY NEW YEAR MUTHAF***AZ!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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 Monday Night Raw #1177, December 14, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1177, December 14, 2015!!!

Roman Reigns Brukk up Triple Teef

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!

Let me tell you something… I am tired as a muthaf***a… Saturday night, I stayed up til 6am watching the UFC, glad that Weidman lost because in my eyes he NEVER defeated my hero Anderson Silva, The way Aldo lost erased what happened with Ronda Rousey. 13 seconds… BLAOW!!!

Then there was TLC… Naomi looked sexy as f**k, the Triple Threat ladder match… off the hook. Deano – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! But that Roman Reigns – that man was BEXXXXXXXX!!! I haven’t seen Triple Teef f**ked up like that since… Batista in the Hell in a Cell in 2005!

RAW #1177! WE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN GAME OF THRONES – BELIEVE THAT! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaaaah sh!t! Stephanie gonna start this sh!t… she cannot be happy at all… If I was Reigns, or Ambrose or the Usos for that matter… I’d probably prepare for a long night…

I suppose Roman Reigns wants Stephanie to say ‘YOU’RE FIRED’ to his face… is she gonna slap him? Makes me wonder if that is wise!

Look at Stephanie’s face!!!! Can looks kill Roman Reigns? That’s what I wanna know!

NO ROMAN! You can’t say it’s your daughter’s birthday???!! You can’t say you can’t wait to see her again? Oh my god you might have shot yourself in the foot here!

WHOA! He just called the McMahon family a DISGRACE!!! Yo Roman – you’re on your own kid!

Good lord! That was like 515 slaps to Roman’s cheekbone! But wanna hear a fate worse than death? A fate worse than being fired? VINCENT KENNEDY IS ON HIS WAY! Er… Roman – you have DONE IT NOW!

AAAH SH!T! Deano Vs Ziggler! This will be an epic contest!

Yo! The Slammy Awards is next week… get your vote on! But This Week on the BDSIR NETWORK – It’s the Smack Talk Centre Slammy Awards! The group has cast their votes, and the results are in! Tune in Saturday! 5pmUK 12pmEST – NOT TO BE MISSED!

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Follow us – on the tweeter @stc_wwe!

And because I said ‘tweeter’, lets get a pic of Gabi Castrovinci from Tough Enough… for no reason!

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Without a doubt, a highlight of my journalistic career this year – interviewing this beautiful young woman… expect the unexpected muthaf***az!

Talking of expect the unexpected… Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose just got buss arse by Kevin Owens! He’s not happy at all… he just powerbombed their blodclart for no reason! Well yes there was a reason – he lost his Intercontinental title and he is BEX! But why beef with Ziggler? Ziggler did nothing to him???

AAAAH SH!T!!! THIS ECW SH!T STARTED IN PHILLY! The Dudley Boyz, Rhyno and Tom Dreamer are gonna Bring Da Ruckus to the Wyatt Bwoy dem! YO!!! RAW has been OFF THE HOOK SO FAR!!!

Word up something must have happened back there in the creative team… the kick up the backside must have been serious!

OH SH!T! the limosuine has pulled up! Vincent Kennedy is HERE!!!! You know I’m sitting here in the UK and even I’m nervous! R-Truth and Bo Dallas have stopped fighting!

What the hell was the camera crew thinking giving Vincent Kennedy an ordinary steel chair! Did you see how he kicked it out their hand and said – “GIMME THAT CHAIR!!!” pointing to the leather rocking chair!

Roman Reigns knows he’s in trouble – check it – he’s not coming down the stairs this time! It’s down the ramp! I’m gonna pray for him seriously!

Vincent kennedy wants Reigns to get down on his hands and knees to apologise! Is he gonna join the Vince McMahon kiss My @$$ club???

No way!!! HE’S 70 YEARS OLD ROMAN! DON’T DO IT!!!

Saved by Sheamus… thank goodness… crowd chanting – ‘you look stupid’… Sheamus is right – YOU THE FANS pay your money to see him…

CHECK IT!!! Vincent Kennedy has granted a World Wrestling Federation Championship Match! Roman Reigns Vs Sheamus! But if Reigns doesn’t win…

…and Vincent Kennedy kicks Roman in the D!CK! Oh man! STC’s Nicola Hardwick is gonna be distraught about that surely!

PRAY FOR ROMAN PEOPLE… CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICS TO ROMAN….

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Ryback – you might as well have went out there by yourself against Bertie and Rusev… they just mash-up Wack Swagger! Why do you chant – We The People? You The People can’t do sh!t! I the Infamous Informer MAKES SH!T HAPPEN!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Hold up? Someone told me that Neville was on the NXT tour in the UK! What’s he doing on RAW??? Damn that plane did some serious flying!

HERE WE GO!!!! Extreme Rules up in this biatch! I wanna see tables! chairs! a 2×4 with barbed wire! Tables on fire! FYRE! (PG GRANT ) – AAAAAAAAHHHH SH!T!!!!

Come on Rhyno!!! I want him to GORE somebody’s blodclart!

The Dudleys brukking up the Wyatt man dem! They mash up Rowan’s family jewels! Just as well, he probably has sex with goats and sh!t!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

They hit the superplex/bomb on Luke Harper!!! Right on the chair – BLAOW! BACK BRUKK!

“NOW WE ARE HOME! WHERE WE BELONG!!!” D-Von is in his element!!!

MUTHAF**KA!!! Tommy Dreamer just dropped Luke Harper through the tables off the stage! He just showed Cena how to do it!!!

Tommy Dreamer! Attacking Strowman with the kendo stick! Strowman grabs him, charges him through the barricade!

The Dudley Boyz! Drop the 3D on Harper through a table! BLAOW!!!

But Rhyno, went for the GORE, but got kicked in his head! Rhyno now, set up on the table, Eric Rowan, jumps off the top ropes – splashes Rhyno through the table – BLAOW!!

What a match, that match right there, might have been better than the entire Extreme Rules PPV this year! Team ECW lose but Paul Heyman must be proud wherever he’s at in the world!

OH NO!!! The New Day are here!!!! Just when Raw couldn’t get any better this week! They got something to say… uh-oh…

Wait a minute… you don’t think The New Day are gonna give The Uso brudda props as is the Lucha Dragons? I man, Xavier hasn’t got his trombone…

Well I thought that was sincere! But then The New Day continued their celebrations! Come on Usos! Lucha Dragons! Have a heart!

Now this is what I came to see! Brie Bella & Alicia Fox fight Charlotte & Becky Lynch…but check it – my girls Team BAD have brought a ticket??? I don’t remember them being banned from tWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!he building or anything…

Are TEAM BAD chanting for Becky???? Interesting…

What’s more interesting was – Ric Flair tripped up Alicia, enabling Becky to get the Disarmour submission move! Becky don’t know about it! Hmmmm…

Look at Vincent Kennedy! He’s telling Rusev & Bertie to make sure they teef so that Roman Reigns gets fired! Deano! usos! ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?!!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! Look at Vincent Kennedy! In his chair with his foot cock up! Full on jack ups!!! This is it people! Roman Reigns wins, he’s the World Wrestling Federation Champion! Roman Loses, and it could be a celebration for the IWC!!! And guess what? I STILL WIN you know why? Vincent Kennedy alone has made Raw great, then (almost) everything else that followed was superb!

You know what? Vince at ringside with the World Wrestling Federation Championship on the line might not be cool yo! Bret Hart you see what I’m saying though right?

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Oh man… this could be f**ked up in the highest order… I mean, it’s Roman Reigns Daughter’s birthday… if he gets fired… his wife might get bex!

One other thing – fans – STOP wishing for Reigns to turn heel… IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT THIS POINT! You are acting without the benefit of intellect – STOP IT!!!

Samoan drop off the top rope by Reigns! You think he’s closing 2015 with the title??? On the flipside, ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation… I can’t see how a Reigns heel turn is realistic at this point…

Sheamus applies the cloverleaf submission, I thought Vincent Kennedy was gonna pull a fast one!

NO WAY TEEEEEEF!!! Vincent Kennedy pulled the referee out of the ring! Roman Reigns busted open! Aaah man!

Sheamus hit the White Noise… Reigns kicks out though! This isn’t good!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! Rusev and Bertie attacking Reigns! He’s still fighting! OH SNAP! Reigns hit the superman punch to Vince!!! Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick and Reigns kicked out again!

OH MY DAYS!!! Reigns hit the spear!!!! The leg is hooked! 1……2…..and…….3!!!!!!!

Roman Reigns – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION!!!!! BACKSIDE!!!! Now RUN FOR THE HILLS KID! Last longer than 5minutes 15 seconds this time!

Now this has changed EVERYTHING!!!!! If only Deano came out and celebrated with him….

They say the road to WrestleMania begins at the Royal Rumble, F**K THAT – The sh!t just started NOW!

Roman - new WWF CHAMPION!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1176, December 7, 2015!!!

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For the record… that Extreme Brother is NOT me, Infamous Informer, ladies favourite GRANT BODY-P! The guessing game is on! People have said Spike Dudley, people have said the Hardys… some have even said Rhyno… RVD… Sandman, SABU! Personally I hope it’s SABU or Rhyno… Big ups to that man Rhyno, representing at the PWL joint at Walsall last Friday! Great dude, getting the kids to beat up his opponent! BEAUTIFUL!

RAW #1176! Send for the Tables, Ladders and the Chairs! Shout out to WWE fan -Chilli of TLC! – HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaaaaah sh!t! These guys are OFFICIAL! They are – The League Of Nations! I like these cats! Even Bad News Barrett – he paid is pennants back in Manchester UK when Undertaker buss up his clart!

Oh snap! Sheamus says there’s not a group of four cats that can test them! But Yo! The Wyatt bwoy say are you sure??!!! We are official bad mans too! Crowd love this! But wait! Are they gonna clash or are they gonna fight a common cause?

Fireworks POP OFF! This is where we find out who joins Tom Dreamer the Dudley Bwoy!!!

BACKSIDE!!!! RHYNO! I saw that muthaf***a last week!!!! Damn the plane travels fast!

HOL’ON!!!! The Roman Empire coming down the stairs!!! The Usos & Ambrose! Now THAT is how to start this wrestling sh!t!!!!

This is INSANE! The Wyatt Bwoy Vs The League of Nations Vs The Roman Empire Vs Team ECDub! What a shame, Survivor Series was last month… oh well, we got it now muthaf***a! Better late than never!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

MUTHAF***A! WHAT SORT OF MOVE WAS THAT? A super powerbomb/superplex from Strowman and the Usos to…. sh!t this is too much!!!! But Tommy hit the Dreamer Driver! Wyatts leave the building! Which part of them should I fear? They should fear my dutty foot!

AAAAH SH!T! Roman & Rhyno face off! but before they could fight Sheamus and Rusev interfere! The Dudley Boyz! Hit the 3D on Rusev! But Sheamus comes through with a brogue kick – BLAOW! Team ECdub out the game…

Shout out to Deano Ambrose! The Raving Lunatic is celebrating his born day on Raw getting his birthday beatings!!!

Hol’ on – Where’s Sheamus going???? He can’t put his fist in the ground??? Beating his chest sending for a brogue kick, but ran into a spear from Reigns – BLAOW!!!! The Roman Empire Reigns Supreme!

THAT IS HOW TO START THIS WRESTLING SH!T! But with just over 2 hours to go, can they keep up the momenonmum??? (YES I SAID THAT CORRECTLY! Shout out to John Witherspoons!)

Renee Young looks sexy as f**k!!! You know the birthday boy getting in her panties after this!

GRANT BODY-P!

Oh F**k – Tyler Breeze Vs Ziggler again??? No – it turns out Tyler gonna sit down in his little VIZ place while Ziggler fights Kevin Owens… by the way – VIZ stands for Very Insignificant Zilch!!! Shout out to Lady C from that Celebrity Jungle show!!!

Lady C

Come on Mr King of Twitter – brukk up Ziggler!!! Beat out his blodclart! Meanwhile I’ll go and make my pudding… momenonmum slowed down already – chu!

Meanwhile birthday boy Deano was doing the same thing I was doing! Only he had popcorn and a cola in hand watching the match! cue more memes with that picture!

Er… If Kevin Owens picks up the win, ow come Deano’s music is playing? Oh that’s because Deano wants to congratulate is TLC opponent I guess…

I guess Ambrose had enough of the popcorn, and his thirst was quenched… he just threw the rest of the popcorn and cola in Owen’s face!! He can’t do that! He will pay for that I will assure you!

My girls are on! All three of them! Sasha & Naomi (with Tamina) team up to go against Team Bella. Well the Grant says this: If Team Bella win, that’s because Naomi was pinned, and all my NaoMob on twiWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!tter will not be pleased! But I cannot see that happening…

HA! Alicia & Brie – you have NO CHANCE!

Naomi – mind Alicia’s weave!!! It’s not like Jodeci are on stage!!! Or Method Man for that matter, Ginuwine and guys of that nature!

GRANT BODY-P!

YES!!! What mi tell yuh! Naomi hit Brie with the Rear View – BLAOW!!! That’s what’s up! WAIT A MINUTE! The New Day!!!! They have formed an alliance with Team BAD! They combined their force!! Team BAD now have Unicorns on their head top! At last! Their chemistry backstage has now manifested onto TV! It’s official! Team BAD now have the creative keys!

UNITY!!!!

…and coincidentally, The Usos are at ringside…I dare one of the New Day members to take shots at Naomi… actually no I don’t!!!

Oh no they didn’t! One of the Lucha Dragon got tossed to the outside, Big E hits a belly to belly throw, and Xavier lies down next to the fallen Lucha and sends for the trombone!!!! He can’t do that!!!

A Triple Threat Ladder Match for the Tag Team Championship at the TLC joint! AAAAG SH!T! That match will be off the hook!

OH NO! Xavier blowing the trombone in Uso face, dem get bex and take the trombone from him abd beat him! Kofi distracted, got pinned by Lucha Dragon! Usos running off with the trombone and the Unicorn hats! The Usos will pay for that I will assure you!

Now THAT’S a good promo by Reigns aimed at Sheamus!!! F**K the haters!!!! I don’t know what secret he learnt… but that was good! That’s why even I, the Infamous Informer, Grant Body-P had to distance myself from the IWC last week and even my own Smack Talk Centre crew… all I saw was negativity against Reigns, Sheamus and his squad, I thought – THAT’S ENOUGH! I switched off my notifications for a hot minute… miserable AIN’T THE WORD to describe you fools!

GRANT BODY -P!

Ok this week’s Miz TV should be good… is Charlotte turning evil? Or rather, is she becoming the dirtiest player in the game? But she can’t kick women in their cratches??? Let’s find out!

Oh man! The genes are strong!!! Introduce Ric & Charlotte properly fool!

Oh sh!t! Charlotte feels sorry for Maryse!!! Return imminent!!! Don’t hold your breath pervs!!!

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I hope this ain’t no double turn bullsh!t… I still support Charlotte 100-1000!!!! Paige is too disrespectful – she just slapped Ric Flair in his mouth – CHARLOTTE F**K HER UP!

Maybe it’s similar to the Brock/Undertaker situation where the heel/face thing was non existent… and I think that’s what’s happening here.

I understand that Rusev & Lana are in love and all that, all that kissing… it’s great, but damnit GET A ROOM!!! SH!T!!!! It’s like seeing two people on facebook constantly reminding us how they love each other and sh!t… posting all those pics… I see the science! You’re there thinking… F**KOUTTAHERE!!!

No sign of it on FB

Listen to the crowd, they want Lana…yeah I know, I want Naomi too…

So that’s why Titus O’Neill is f**k!n with Stardust… he wants him to be Cody Rhodes… you remember him, the guy who put the prestige back into the Intercontinental Title… that dude from Legacy, but check it – is that what you really want to accomplish Titus? I mean, there’s a kid out there who says Stardust is his favourite wrestler, he signed a honorary WWE contract with Stardust… does Titus really wanna break that kid’s heart? I’m just saying…

Let me guess – Bertie Vs Swagger at the TLC joint – chairs match for the US Title? I notice Colter mentioned Cena’s name because Bertie felt embarrassed tripping over Colter’s scooter while in retreat of Swagger swinging the chair.. well that’s that match predicted!!! Sorry Swagger! You ain’t winning that title!

Remind me to download The Dudleys, Rhyno and Dreamer from community creations on WWE2K16… then again I might forget…

AAAAH SH!T! Team ECDub Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem… Elimination Tables Match at the TLC joint!!! This PPV is shaping up really nicely actually!!!

Sheamus said he was gonna teach Roman Reigns a lesson! Reigns is punctual! Tables, Ladders & Chairs all over the ring! Remember back in the days when the pupils showed up early and the teacher was late??? The temptation was there just to leave school and act like nothing happened?

Oh hang on! Sheamus is here! HERE WE GO!

Why is Sheamus chatting? Get down there and bring the ruckus!!!

For real Sheamus?! Roman put you on blast! The Irish love to fight! What happened Sheamus?? I want to be ENTERTAINED!!!

At least Roman is entertaining me! He’s like.. come on Sheamus, I’ll get rid of the chair, I’ll get rid of the table, I’ll get rid of the ladder too – OOPS – nearly threw the ladder at your b!tch @$$!

AAHH SH!T – the fight is on!!! Roman and Sheamus! Roman And Sheamus! Come on Roman! Kick Sheamus in the d!ck!!! (sorry Nicola Hardwick couldn’t resist!)

Sheamus thought he dodged the bullet with the first spear, but he wasn’t ready for the second one – SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE – BLAOW!!! Roman will pay for that I will assure you!

(I used to love when Jerry Lawler used to say that!)

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Monday Night Raw #1175, November 30, 2015!!!

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Wrestling fans are f**k!n crazy… you know what I’m saying? WWE is ridden with injuries, muthaf***az are posting pics of a fat @$$ man wearing not very much, Y’all need to stop that battyman sh!t! Some wannabe jabroni wants to be called The Rock JR, one idiot claims the only reason why Bret Hart is famous is because of the screwjob, and y’all still want the muthaf***!n attitude era back, and y’all can’t spell attitude properly. RETARDNESS LEVEL OVER 9000! Y’all act like WWE never survived the Monday Night Wars and sh!t… It’s the world of the Internet Wrestling Community folks, and their nemesis is out to shut em all down! THAT’S WHAT I DO!

RAW #1175! I LOVE THIS WRESTLING SH!T! I LOVE NAOMI MORE THOUGH! – HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZDo you think Vincent Kennedy or Triple Teef will open the show and announce that we are shifting to a new format because you are tired of having your intelligence insulted? NOT A CHANCE!!! Snap out that f**k!n dream!

Where’s Xavier Woods Intercontinental Championship? The Miz had to take it from his house and give it to Xavier after he brukk up his blousecup at Street Fighter 2! It was brilliant! Yo I need to show you that… it could be better than this week’s RAW!

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So that was what the confetti was for! I thought the New Day won Deal Or No Deal! Nope – it’s to give Sheamus the championship welcome that he so rightfully deserves! Look at Sheamus in his good suit!!! And he gelled his hair back!!! Look at him dancing with The New Day! Xavier blowing the trombone! They taking the pi$$! Sheamus 5:15 says – I JUST WHIPPED ROMAN REIGNS @$$! Cue the shirts! It will sell by the bucketload! Pyro going off and all sorts!

HOL ON! During the celebrations Roman Reigns attacks Sheamus! Superman Punch  – BLAOW!!! And him gone with the title! He can’t do that! And he’s smiling about it!

There he is, celebrating and running jokes with The Usos and Deano, then they bump into Triple & Steph! But check it out! Triple asks for the belt back, Roman plays mind games with Triple and gives it to Stephanie…well  I would give it to Stephanie too…jussaying…

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But hear the joke! Stephanie says he gotta fight Sheamus for the World Wrestling Federation Title, but he gotta brukk up Sheamus in 5minutes 15 seconds! Well The GRANT SAYS – Stephanie, I’d usually go two and a half hours to three, but with you, lasting less than 5:15 for YOU to cum shouldn’t be too hard.. PAUSE!

BAH GAWD THAT IS ENOUGH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!

BACKSIDE!!!! Lana back on TV for the first time since her injury, it looks like she went back to wearing the tight blouse & skirt! And you fools thought she was gonna be fired after her tweets to Paige calling her a bully… you ‘stupid Americans’!!!

(Note from The Grant: I love my American People. You have given me crazy opportunities. You know who you are… I give you mad props!)

The crowd still wants Lana!!! Forget about it now guys! Back to the vaseline and the sock for you!!!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Love conquers all! Break ups to Make ups right Method Man?!!! Rusev is like – You and I til the day we die!

Lana says she and Dolph never did the nassssty! Crowd are like – YES YOU DID! Rusev was like – he never put it in Summer! Er… YES YOU DID!!!

Look at Rusev getting in that tongue! THAT’S HOW TO DO IT ZIGGLER!!

Now I think about it… I believe Lana was telling the truth… maybe Ziggler wanted to put it in where it stinks and not in the pink…I told you Ziggler was cumse-cumsa!

NO!!! FOR GAWD SAKES NO! WHAT A NO GOOD HEINOUS HUMAN BEING!

I cannot believe what Triple Teef just said to Deano…if Roman fails to defeat Sheamus in 5:15, not only does Roman lose his shot at the TLC joint, but Deano loses his Intercontinental opportunity as well? OH COME ON!!! Ok this is the part where I cannot call what’s gonna happen here!

For real? The Wyatt man dem double chokeslammed the Dudley bwoy through tables on SmackDowns????

AAAH SH!T! The Dudley Boys got tables with the Wyatts names on them? Come on New Day step in and stop this! Save The Tables! I don’t care if it’s the rotten Wyatts – HOLD UP – Tommy Dreamer??? I thought that dude retired???!!! Guess not!

“As crazy as ECW was there’s nothing like the Wyatts…” Er JBL…I swore blind Undertaker and Kane f**ked them up like two weks ago… I got four words for you…

Haha The Wyatts tried to put the Dudleys through the table again but SWITCH! Bubba Ray charged into Wyatt! Through the table – BLAOW!!! AAAAH SH!!!!T! Calling it now – we know these guys will find themselves in a tables match , but they gonna set those muthaf***az on fire, especially if Tommy Dreamer is involved1 All they need now is SABU! And it would be a wrap!

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I’m not a Zeb Colter fan but I like his new direction, me and him are alike in a way that he hates ‘haters on social media’… I hear ya Zeb… all they do his whaaawhaaawhaa like b!tches, crossing their legs and sh!t!

Hmmm Charlotte and Becky Lynch are interested in a spot of sparring! Watch Paige get involved in this sh!t and make it a Triple Threat affair at the TLC joint… again, Team B.A.D. getting dissed… if the ultimate goal is for any member of Team B.A.D. to get the title at WrestleMania… then you know what? I’m good!

Hold up – RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!! Oh no!!! He loves hanging with his daughter doesn’t he? Or more like – his daughter’s friend Becky!!! Careful girlPedo Pete… Ric Flair loves his women young… a bit like Peter from Hollyoaks!!!

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Ok maybe not THAT young but you get the point…

You can’t put The New Day on commentary??!!!! For that 5 minutes and 15 seconds… they killed it on commentary more than Mike Cole & JAY-BEE! Then they teefed the Lucha dragon and The Uso Brudda which means, The New Day defend their titles against NOBODY! If Teddy Long was here… that would not be happening, you would hear him say – Now hold on a minute playa!

Creative are going IN this week! Lucha Dragons get their shot at the tag titles, but if Roman fails to defeat Sheamus in 5:15 minutes… then The Usos lose too? STEPHANIE TEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!

Hold up – has creative gave Team BAD the creative keys as well? They cutting promos against Brie Bella and quoting UNITY!!!! in a Rick James voice! Brie Bella, you gonna get your @$$ kicked! Your Brie Mode is no match for Team BAD’s UNITY!!! And just for that, I wanna see my baby… I would make love to her.. to Raphael Saadiq’s Ask Of You…

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 Just give me all your lovin’
Girl, I’ll do all the rubbin’
That’s all I ask of you
I’ll kiss you anywhere
(I’ll kiss you anywhere, baby)
Yes, love, even there (Even there)
That’s all I ask of you!!!

You can’t call me a dutty bwoy when my LOVE – (not LUST) for Naomi is REAL!

AAAH SH!T!!! They running the match NOW??? I smell a swerve….

OH MY DAYS! Sheamus has got a Sheamus 5:15 shirt!!!! I’m telling ya – that’s gonna fly off the shelves! There’s even a hashtag! And you call Sheamus boring… how STUPID do YOU LOOK!

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Wait a minute – TEEEEEEEEEF!!!! Sheamus has assembled his team! Bertie, Barrett and Rusev – They are the League of Nations! OH NO!!!! They just baited up Roman Reigns! Does that mean Deano and the Usos lost their championship opportiunities???

But what killed me was Sheamus put his sweaty arms round poor Lillian!!! HA! HA! HA! Yes – YOU were the ones who said Sheamus is boring… YOU DUMB RARSE!

Thank you stupid stream – now I missed the Charlotte Vs Becky Lynch contest! But check it – has Charlotte adapted to her father’s teefing tactics? I caught the end and it looked like Charlotte mash up her leg, Ric Flair had the ref distracted and Charlotte defeated Becky with a distraction roll up pin! TEEF! Charlotte is only being true to her genes! Dirtiest playa in the game right? Yep I see the science here.. they gonna turn Charlotte heelish because the crowd love Sasha… the boss lady gonna walk into her title match as the FACE. As far as Naomi & Tamina… I don’t know…

Hold up… you mean to tell me that The New Day now join the League of Nations to take on the Roman Empire (Roman, Deano, Uso Brudda) That’s 7 Vs 4??? TEEEEEEEEEF! But we have seen worse… We have seen 11 on 3, we have seen the Rock Vs The McMahon Helmsley Regime… don’t get me started on that…

AAAH SH!T! The Roman Empire are taking turms stamping out The New Day just like how they do it in the corner! (remind me to adjust settings on WWE2K16…)

That’s not good, Y’all USOS LOOK ALIKE! One of em jumped off the top ropes and mashed up his knee… it best be for show – WWE cannot suffer another casualty! All I’m saying is – some of those injured muthaf***az better make quick recoveries like Cena… either that or WrestleMania becomes NXTMania! Well I’m sure you jabronies wouldn’t mind that now would you?

One man down in the Empire and Xavier sent for the 8th tag team partner – THE TROMBONE!

But the combined force proved too much for the Roman Empire… well looks like creative gonna be paid bonus this month because that was a cracking show, because Vincent Kennedy must have gave you guys one piece of cussing after last week! And big ups to the cameramen! Great job fellas! You caught this shot beautifully…

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Monday Night Raw #1174, November 23, 2015!!!

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Now that your time of the month is over, you got all your complaints out your system, you threw away your wrestling tampons… always the same every month… ‘The PPV was sh!t…Roman didn’t turn heel, I wanted Kevin Owens to be champ, The Wyatts should have beat the Undertaker – they are getting buried… blah blah blah blah blah’ – SHUT THE F**K UP!

I thought you wasn’t watching again? Hey – The Only Way is Essex is THAT WAY! Don’t forget to cancel your WWE Network…

You still here? #WhoeverLosesIWIN, talking of which, Shout out to STC’s Aydenn Wardle! He’s a nice FELLA!

See what I did there? GRANT BODY-P!

RAW #1174! I LOVE THIS WRESTLING SH!T – LET’S GO!

WWF PROPA TINGZI’m actually looking forward to Triple’s opening segment… all he wanted to do was shake Roman’s hand… there was no need for the spear!!!

I notice they haven’t customised Sheamus’ title belt yet… he doesn’t look stupid people – Sheamus looks great with that title!

I thought the one question Sheamus had for these fools was – ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? I didn’t expect him to ask -Who looks stupid now?! That is an appropriate question – because Roman Reigns come down the stairs… smiling! And the fans are cheering for him! They booed him the night before? Fickle fools… uh oh.. is Stephanie about to slap Roman Reigns???

Well you know what? Roman always did say to Triple… ‘We gonna have our own game of thrones – Believe That!’ I will always remember that line… but why did Rusev appear out of nowhere and kick down  Roman like that? Sheamus follows up – Brogue Kick to the jaw bone of Reigns – BLAOW!!!!

TLC Jump off – Sheamus the Champion, Vs Roman Reigns the Challenger! Tables Ladders & Chairs match!!! Rather disappointing I thought, I was hoping for The Usos Vs The New Day Vs The Dudley Boys in a Tables Ladders and Chairs match…but I don’t complain on the internet… Ain’t got time for that!

Talking of which… first match – Dudley Boys Vs The Wyatt pu$$y bwoy dem… they were NO MATCH for the Don of Dons and his Brudda!

Ha! The Wyatt bwoy might be able to defeat the Dudley Boyz and mash dem up, but they harvested the Undertaker and Kane’s power and still couldn’t beat them??? They are WEAK!!!! To quote Liu Kang to Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat…

“All those souls and you don’t have one of your own… I pity you sorcerer!”

You wanted Sasha Banks, I wanted Sasha Banks (but Naomi more) HERE SHE IS! Sorry Becky Lynch fans! But hey, shades of NXT Takeover though right?WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

I should really call the match but that Naomi… apart from my real-life lady – Naomi is everything I want in a woman…

You know what I love about Sasha though? She loves her video games too, I see her out there on the UpUpDownDown channel on YouTube controlled by The New Day…but I bet she couldn’t beat my woman at Need For Speed Undercover…and I’m sure she cannot test me once I don the Purple Suit in Tekken because after all… I am HIM you don’t see my picture???

Sasha Banks – STILL undefeated on RAW!!! Is it her time come the TLC jump off? Uh Oh… don’t tell me that Ugly Paige still thinks she is still in line? She claims Charlotte’s arms were underneath the bottom rope when she executed her figure 8 super move… What sort of sh!t is that??? She rolls the footage and I’m sorry, if I was the ref – I would let that off – how the f**k are you gonna control your arms when in a submission move like that? You know what Charlotte – if it means you gotta f**k up Paige again – I’m all for it!

OH NO!!!!! The New Day are starting their Country Music Jamboree Open Tag Team Championship Challenge? If this is aiming to diss country music I’m all for it because most of those country music artists support the confederate flag… NO ONE LISTENS TO THAT SH!T!!

OH SH!T!!!! The New Day are going in!!! COUNTRY MUSIC IS WACK!!!!

Lucha Dragons have accepted the challenge!! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

Hold the brakes! Uso Brudda want to accept the challenge too! I think New Day are trying to get out of it!!!

OH NO! You can’t cancel the Open Challenge??? I thought these titles were the symbol of excellence? (that’s the US title Grant) is it??? Aww shucks…

WHOA! Mark Henry & Neville had a wrestling contest, Henry lost, and Neville wasn’t inducted in the Hall of Pain??? Yo Neville… you gonna make it! YOU GOING TO THE TOP! I just don’t know when…

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This is interesting… Stardust and Goldust are on seperate teams… Stardust riding with the Ascension and Goldust riding with the Primetime Players… I remember Goldust saying he had no desire to fight his brother… and I think they did, but the match fell flat and was quickly forgotten. Sure it was a pre-show or something – what was it? Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

It’s gonna interest me what that fool Colter gotta say about the state of MexAmerican Address…

If this is so MexAmerica, why can’t Bertie & Zeb get that belt customised? The MexAmerican championship? Damnit creative what’s holding you back? Is it the Irish Madman who my radio co-host Shadfather calls Vincent Kennedy?

I was wondering when Wack Swagger was gonna show up and re-ignite his rivalry with Bertie, just don’t get drink/weed driving okay fool?

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The truth of the matter is this – Zeb left yo @$$ Swagger because you failed to defeat the Super Athelete Rusev, and Rusev proceeded to break Zeb’s legs, and Swagger let that happen! Obviously Swagger forgot about that sh!t… but that doesn’t mean I’m now a Zeb Colter fan – FAR FROM IT!

So here we go, the rematch for the World Wrestling Federation Divas Championship… Paige face it 0 you can’t manage Charlotte… by the way – how long has Charlotte held the champonship for now? Just over two months right?

Come on Charlotte… now is your time… THIS Is your destiny! BREAK PAIGE’S LEGS!!!

Big ups to Charlotte – she respects Paige as a competitor… You know I don’t know if even I can give Paige credit for that… the day she dissed my sexy, beautiful and dangerous Naomi… she sealed her fate.

I LOVE THAT MOVE BY CHARLOTTE! She catches Paige in the haed scissors, and flips Paige around like a suplex using her legs three times! Wicked move!

Paige & Charlotte are putting on a technical wrestling clinic here! But check it – y’all didn’t like that sh!t at the Survivor Series. I thought you wanted wrestling right? That’s why I can’t f**k with the so-called hardcore wrestling fans…

…and they are probably complaining that the match ended in a double count out on the internet, yeah like mark Zuckerberg can help them… he doesn’t give a f**k… he’s sitting in his mansion with b!tches saying CHING CHING!!!

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Somebody tell me why Heath Slater is wasting my and your time apppearing on TV? Do I have to post up another babestation pic???

Maybe I won’t need to! Ryback just woke up.. it’s feeding time! Slater tries to crack the Ryback with the guitar… it had NO EFFECT! Counterattack – Shell Shock to SLATER – BLAOW!!!!

Up next… Deano and Ziggler team up Vs Battyman Breeze and the World Wrestling Federation Twitter Champion – Kevin Owens! Check this in the latest in his series of putting dumb fans on blast!

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I don’t know whether to watch this match… because of Deano and Owens, I am 50% interested… the other 50%… wants to see Kandi Kay again…

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Main event jump off! Rusev Vs Roman Reigns! So hold on, I gotta make modifications on WWE2K16 now right? Sheamus & Rusev, they as good as Authority now! Remember back at WrestleMania 26? Sheamus and Triple Teef had beef? Look at em now… WOW!

You know this is straight TEEF when Sheamus is there constantly clapping down Reigns everytime he’s on the outside, the ref clocked it and now Sheamus has to leave the building!

It all comes together now! Why did Barrett come and teef? Because we got a Eurovision Union between Rusev, Barrett and Sheamus! Roman Reigns cannot overcome this??? WWE2K16 people… put these three together, Call em The Eurovision B!tches!

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Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!

My dude Mike Knoxxxx at B.D.S.I.R. Network has done cartwheels all weekend! Half of facebook changed their profile picture, the other half b!tching and inadvertedly provoking race wars. Next thing I know, a 45 year old Infamous Informer comes from the future, comes to me and says this: “Genysis Is Skynet. The future is not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.”

Well the 35 year old (Present) Infamous Informer says: Can I at least watch the Undertaker 25 year special on WWE Network? At least if the world blows up I won’t need to see him retire. I’m not sure if I can take that sh!t!!!

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE! RAW #1173! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoIt’s the go home show before the Survival Series… I sincerely hope RAW is off the hook this week… don’t let me throw up a babestation pic like I did last week! Word on the street is Paige Turnah and Clare Richards was on this week… I see you Ed mond Mulhall about to change the channel – FOCUS! This week, Roman Reigns fights Cesaro, a heartbreak match if I ever saw one, who Kalisto got? Oh he got Del Rio… uh-oh… Owens got Neville… argh man… Ziggler got Ambrose… well Ambrose is going through because Ziggler got beef with Tyler Sneeze… are all these matches jumping off on RAW? Only one way to find out! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

AAAAAH SH!T this is how we gonna start this sh!t??? Druids coming to the ring??? Yo Wyatt YOU F**KED UP! When the Druids have to come out – YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

The Wyatts will never Rest In Peace? This ain’t no normal tag match stupid crap….

Oh HELLLLL NAAAAAWWWW!!! You mean to tell me that Wyatt turned the druids against the brothers and they folowing the buzzards too? Ok Wyatt boy you gone too far now! Damnit where Paul Bearer at? Can’t his everlasting HOF spirit do something here?

Neville & Owens, both former NXT adversaries… fight for a higher prize! This match should be off the hook!

Well we knew Owens was gonna advance… Neville needs another move besides the Red Arrow… once he gets that, it’s like JBL said when Owens hit the Pop-up Powerbomb: BALL GAME!

Damn they acting like this match between Charlotte & Paige goes back to April 2014 when Paige beat AJ Lee for the Divas title??? I wished they stopped with this Divas Revolution sh!t when they wake up and realise it was I, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P! started it, (what did you do???) I had faith and never went to the toilet like you guys did – I supported the divas from day 1! You all followed after me so SHUDDUP!

Now I think about it… All Roman Reigns had to do was ‘be Triple H’s Man???’ HAVE YOU SEEN RmMAN’S WIFE TRIPLE TEEF??? She’s prettier than yours! and that’s saying something!

If your name is Nicola Hardwick – LOOK AWAY NOW…

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(Nicola might delete me off her facebook now…)

GRANT BODY – P!!!

R-Truth you gonna lose to this Tyler Sneeze…. you should Breeze through this fool! Oh hell naw – where my refreshments at…

I admit though – nice touch when he takes a selfie – his phone is connected to the titantron so that’s really good when ‘Summer Breeze’ takes a selfie after a victory…

I find it amusing how JBL & Mike Cole are promoting ‘Undertaker Week’ on the network straight after RAW… er, what if I told you, that Undertaker week has been available a few hours before RAW jumped off?! (Well this is pointless because by the time this blog goes out y’all already watching…)

Next match: Ziggler Vs Ambrose… Backing Ambrose here, lets be real – it’s leading up to the heartbreaking match – Ambrose Vs Reigns at the Survival Series…

YO! Ziggler with that mad ‘X-Factor’ on Ambrose from the top ropes… should have been curtains but Ambrose rolled out the ring!

I knew Ambrose was gonna win, but I thought Selfie Breeze was gonna f**k it up for Ziggler… Ambrose advances, he faces Kevin Owens at the Survival Series…that should be interesting…

AAAAH SH!T – If Ambrose wins the World Wrestling Federation Championship, he’s gonna turn WWE into the Ambrose Asylum!!! Do you see what I’m saying? Do The Knowledge people – it’s Ambrose Vs Reigns for the title! One of em turning evil for sure!

IT’S A NEW DAY YES IT IS!!!!

New Day got skullies now? NICE!!! Oh for real? I’d rock that skullie! Like how the time is cold! My near bald head cannot withstand the cold! It’s the One Year Anniversary of The New Day’s debut!!! It’s a celebration b!tch! Take a kick to the neck! F**k your film biatch!

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Only joking – I got love for Ronda, and if she’s anything like he who celebrates 25 years with WWE, she will remember when Undertaker once said: “I will not let that be the last image of me that is remembered through the ages…” So with that said, let’s get a pic of Miss Rousey how WE would like to see her!

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You know who else I got love for? Melissa Joan Hart. But why would she f**k with Kevin Owens??? Lazy wrestler??? THE MAN BEAT JOHN CENA!!!! Sorry Sabrina, or Clarissa or whatever you call yourself these days…

Uh-Oh, what does that Triple Teef want from Cesaro??? This is the guy the fans voted for on WWE.Com, and it ain’t no IWC sh!t – this is the WWE Universe sh!t!

cesaro-to-winBut I still don’t get it – why isn’t the capacity crowd holding up Cesaro Section signs??!!! Cesaro connects with the fans right?

But check it – The Roman Empire is in the house! They love he who Reigns!

Here we go! Somebody’s heart gonna get broken! Is it gonna be the IWC? or is it gonna be Nicola Hardwick? Just in case you are curious who Nicola is, the links are at the bottom of the blog – REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A WEIRDO!

One thing is for sure: #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Check it – Cesaro now wears knee pads… maybe that’s what Triple meant when he said – ‘Maybe you need that extra something Cesaro’!!

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Did you see that spectacular cartwheel off the top ropes by Cesaro? I’d give him the title just for that! That was some Strider sh!t!!!

Cesaro, springboard off the top ropes, and a flying uppercut to Reigns chin bone – BLAOW! DAYUUUM!!!

Man… Cesaro is killing it! Caught up in the giant swing, into a sharpshooter, into a crossface and Roman Reigns STILL got out of it! ooooh the IWC will be mad about that one…

This is crazy because Roman is using counter technique against Cesaro! He’s playing defensive-offensive!

Reigns went for the Superman Punch, but Cesaro clocked it – Uppercut while Reigns was mid-air! SH!T!

What a crazy sequence of moves! But unfortuantely, Cesaro lose again… Ok IWC fans change your profile pic to the Swiss Flag… PrayForCesaro..

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…and a show of respect… what did I tell you earlier? Whoever Loses – I WIN. I always WIN. You can never defeat, The Grant! IMPOSSIBLE!

The Wasteland ain’t sh!t compared to DudleyVille! Truth be told I don’t want the Ascension to be future endeavoured or sent back to NXT – all they need is good storyline to back em. You can’t just throw them in the ring and get brukk up every week? But I do support Boots to Illuminati!

Aaaah dayuuum! Lillian going full Spanish to announce Kalisto and Bertie? Do I have to fix my trousers like The Rock again???!!!

Suddenly I think Bertie gonna lose this match, I have a feeling Swagger gonna f**k it up for Bertie… the feud is lit again this time for the US Title…

NOPE!!! Kalisto was denied!!! Bertie faces Roman Reigns! That should be an interesting contest…

Note: Sheamus is nowhere to be seen… I’m just saying…

But now… Charlotte and Paige must sign the contract for the Divas championship…

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Look how Paige cocks her foot up on the table… I hope she falls off the chair and lands on her backside!

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Is it me or is Charlotte making herself more attractive ever since she won the championship? Hey it works for me – can’t believe she said she wanted to be like Paige…

One thing about the Infamous Informer, he is not an emotional man… I can’t stand to see all this crying and bullsh!t… X-Factor is THAT WAY CHARLOTTE!

How the f**k is Paige gonna run down Ric Flair??? #WrestlingIsStoryline but I can’t stand her, I lost respect for her, she come from a wrestling family herself… F**K PAIGE. She ain’t SH!T.

Well at least Paige is doing her job really well.. I can’t think of another woman I really hated in the WWE… But Charlotte, she run down your family… you know what that means? If you have to get disqualified just to f**k up Paige, you know what? I don’t blame you! About time this little b!tch learnt manners and got knocked the f**k out like Holly did to Ronda!

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Monday Night Raw #1172, November 9, 2015!!!

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Seth Rollins mash up

It’s like skynet went online and half the wrestling world blew up, the other half are f**k!n hypocrites, hating on Seth Rollins one minute, now he’s injured, they throwing get well memes all over the shop. GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE! I can’t stand those fickle wrestling fans who don’t keep it real…

GRANT BODY – P!

YO! WWE RAW INNA HENGLAN THIS WEEK! A tournament announced to decide the new World Wrestling Federation Champion, and it starts right here!

RAW #1172! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ14,362 Fans in attendance! And that includes some of our very own Smack Talk Centre members! BIG UP!!! But don’t act silly! I will put you on blast!!!

Sh!t is funny because I’ve compared the Shield members to Austin (Ambrose), The Rock (Reigns), and Triple (Rollins). Dude is out up to 9 months at best. You know when he comes back it will be that ovation Triple had in 2002. Was it at MSG? I can’t remember… Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous! Thank You For The Support!

I wonder what Roman Reigns gotta say about this? I mean, he was the #1 contender, but it seems that has been thrown out the window…

Funny thing is, I’m not so interested in the tournament as I am the Undertaker/Wyatt storyline…

Oh boy, Triple Teef talking the truth to Roman Reigns…. if Roman Reigns reminds me of The Rock… (well durr…) could Roman Reigns turn evil at the Survivor Series? Just like The Rock did at the Survivor Series in 98… to me it doesn’t matter whether Reigns turns evil or not.. the fans will feel what they feel about him. Triple… asking Reigns to pretty much join the Authority… Now there’s no Rollins for 9 months… OHHH CRAP Reigns has declined the offer! Take the offer and shove it up his candy @$$? I would have told Triple ‘No’ as well, but in a much nicer way… but now I look at it… if Triple is building towards his match with The Rock at WrestleMania, Roman Reigns is the key…

LET’S START THIS SH!T! Roman Reigns Vs Big Show to kick off the tournament!

STC’S Nicola Box is one of the 14,362 in attendance! We know how she feels about Roman Reigns, I can hear Nicola screaming from here! She feels almost the same as how I feel about Naomi… I hope Naomi’s beautiful @$$ is there this week…

…and so should Nicola scream her head off until her vocal chords are destroyed! Roman Reigns advances… the tournament brackets are now set up…and by that glimpse…it is clear that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline WILL continue… which means any fans who thought otherwise I got four words for ya…

Wayne Rooney in the hiz-house! Big up Manchester United! Shout out to my ninja Irah and his brother Icy Fresh! Shout out to STC’s Bossman – Jamie Maverick Shields who might be swimming in his own sperm count!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh dear! Kevin Owens trying to insult the British Crowd and run down the Royal Family just backfired! NEWSFLASH Kevin – WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY! Yeah I said it! The day Diana died, it was a WRAP. Maybe we care about Diana’s side of the family…

Good luck to Titus O’Neill… if the mighty John Cena couldn’t test Kevin Owens at first… Titus my ninja – you have NO CHANCE! But hey – The 1-2-3-Kid defeated Razor Ramon, so anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

FOR REAL! They doing Undertaker week on the Network all next week??? THAT’S IT!!! But Eddie Guerrero celebrates 10 years after his passing..yo WWE what you gon’ do???

Renée I’m not feeling your dress you wearing… Yo Deano – Talk to your girl!!!

I sincerely hope Becky Lynch beats out Paige’s blodclart… but since Paige is the #1 contender.. I can’t see Becky winning this…

WWE just released the official Survivor Series theme tune. It’s actually not bad… but you know the Infamous Informer always got a better one…

WHOA!!!! Anything CAN happen in the World Wrestling Federation! Becky just out-wrestled Paige! But Paige BEX!!! She put Becky in the PTO submission on the announce table! But did the crowd just boo Charlotte? Nah it couldn’t be so… where’s the cotton buds at – might have to clean out my ears on that one…

OH HELL NO – The two guys I hate – The Miz & Dolph Ziggler are facing each other to advance in the tournament, this is the part where I’m gonna go to the toilet, wash my hands, come back and tell you about what I purchased today…

WWE 50 BOOKSo here I was hunting down that Undertaker 25 Years of Destruction Book, but suddenly the book is hard to obtain. Did the distributors make a fatal error in mot printing enough copies? But I saw this book, It;s a steal at £6… so I snapped the sh!t up…

Alternatively I could tell you who’s on babestation tonight… That Kandi Kay – she is BAAAAAD!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH SNAP!!! Crowd chanting -Who Are Ya? To Zeb Colter!! They dropping WHAT chants to him! AAAH SH!T – Zeb is putting England on BLAST! He says Germany tells England what to do! He says soon Vladamir Putin will tell them what to do!!! and England complains about people crossing the borders! WHOA!!! That’s the man YOU supported England fans… you were saying – WE THE PEOPLE and sh!t… I have NO SYMPATHY.

Jesus Have Mercy that Naomi… please Uso can I borrow your wife for a weekend? Like for my 36th Birthday in January? I’mWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!in love with your wife. I can’t hold it back! Did you see how Naomi entered the ring? OHHHHHHH!

I don’t know why Natalya is f**k!n around with Team B.A.D. she may have defeated my Naomi but the three of em just f**ked her up and Naomi put the glasses on Natalya while she was caught up in the Bank Statement!! Come on WWE, hand Team BAD the creative keys just like you did New Day!

Now word on the street is I should pay attention to this match… because you internet jabronies splattered the picture/video all over Facebook… Wade Barrett is in the ring with Sheamus running his mouth at Wayne Rooney…. now personally, I’m not a Rooney fan, but that’s another issue altogether. So I’m gonna pay attention to Sheamus Vs Cesaro…

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

Sheamus Vs Cesaro could be the show stealer here! Amazing counter techniques by both men the likes of which we have never seen! I said this before I’ll say it again, I don’t think you love Cesaro as you claim, if you really love Cesaro, why isn’t the arena full of Cesaro Section signs? Not just a small area?

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Cesaro killing it with those shoryukens! Rooney loves that sh!t! Barrett BEX! Barrett starts shooting his mouth off – Rooney boxes him in his mouth – BLAOW!!!! OH SH!T!!!!

NEXT MATCH!!! Deano Vs Tyler Sneeze all over his b!tch @$$! He just called Renée ugly, and he got Summer Rae by his side? Seriously guys, you cannot possibly support Tyler Sneeze. He just made The Miz and Ziggler look straighter than Indian hair!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Come on Deano! BEAT OUT TYLER’S BLODCLART!

Damn! Some kid is angry with Summer Rae/Tyler Sneeze! ‘That’s what you get when you mess with Dolph Ziggler!’ It’s still real to them damnit!!

OH NO!!!! THE NEW DAY ARE HERE!!! Ok let’s hear their Power of Positivity… that’s right! it’s an OUTRAGE!!! 16-man tournament and New Day are not in it? BLOODY DISGRACE!

NEW DAY’S insults to Europe have failed! Oh man!!!! But it doesn’t matter – New Day Vs Neville & Usos should be a thrilling contest, Not sure if it will top Cesaro vs Sheamus though…

They call that move – The Unicorn Stampede… Where all three New Day guys circulate in the corner and stamp out their opponent… I forgot to check if it’s in WWE2K16… if not then it should be in the new moves pack…

So the Tournament Brackets look like this:

WWE title TournamentI heard y’all not feeling the tournament!!! Oh well!!! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!!! You hate when I say that don’t you? It’s because I speak the truth – didn’t I tell you earlier that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline is the main thing right now? We celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons… you can keep your tournament! Truth be told I haven’t cared about the World Wrestling Federation Title holder since The Rock lost the title at WrestleMania 29! That’s due to me being an Undertaker fan!

Here they come, the wannabe Children Of the Corn – The Wyatt Man dem… claims he got Undertaker & Kane’s powers… this should be good… his ‘eulogy’…

British crowd singing ‘the whole world in his hands…’ That’s a NO from me: Grant Cowell!

Bow our heads and give thanks to my Dons??? YOU OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

Where’s your super powers Wyatt? How come you can’t use em?

AAAAAAH SH!T!!!! UNDERTAKER & KANE ARE BACK!!! They have come to f**k up Wyatt! Wyatt tries his usual sh!t, and all his Wyatt boys have appeared… Rowan & Harper – DOUBLE CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! Braun Strowman knocks the Dons down with a double clothesline… but the dons rise up! grabbed Strowman and threw him over the announce table! Then… Wyatt left… Kane kicks him down! Both grab him by the neck – CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!!! Yes Wyatts, you can beat one of them down and there’s 4 of you, but you cannot withstand the combined might of the OGs – the Brothers of Destruction! The only thing I was a little disappointed with, was that Jim Johnston should have played this sh!t because he got it in the production truck, and if he did, it would truly be CURTAINS for the Wyatts!

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Monday Night Raw #1171, November 2, 2015!!!

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I wanna give a BIG SHOUT OUT to Jerry the King Lawler. That man is officially indestructible. He was calling a match, then he had heart attack, and Lawler defeated death. Most recently he was in a car accident. The man emerged with not one scratch pon him. Defeated death again! You think he’s somehow related to that Hayden Panettierre cheerleader girl in Heroes? I’m sure he has had dirty thoughts about her… she’s young after all…

GRANT BODY – P!

We are celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons! Shout out to WWE.Com who got the divas all dressed up in sexy Undertaker like wear! Throughout this week’s blog you will see the divas in their ‘Undertaker’ gear… GOD DAYUUUUM!!!

RAW #1171! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoYo I got that new WWE2K16! On PS3 though. Because PS4 costs too much!!! People – I put it like this – it’s an eyelash BETTER than WWE2K14 on last gen, which means WWE2K15 is straight garbage! Take that sh!t back to the store and trade the sh!t in! I have it on good authority that the PS4/XBoxOne versions are brilliant. COP YOURS NOW!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! Uh-Oh… Roman Reigns! Please Roman, don’t talk longer than 5 minutes! Just be straight up, tell Seth Rollins you’re gonna beat out his blodclart, then go back up the stairs!!!

He actually took my advice!!! Well done Reigns! That’s all you need!

Forget what Rollins said, he was actually gonna go down and test Reigns! But the Authority just had to show up… but that’s ok..that Stephanie… sexy f**ka!!!!

AAAAAH SH!T! We gonna have a Survivor Series jump off on RAW? Team Rollins Vs Team Reigns! WHAAAT! But why have I got this feeling Team Rollins gonna teef and brukk up Roman’s team before the match even happens? Then Reigns gotta run the gauntlet? Will we see Triple Teef sing Another One Bites The Dust again?

Talking of the video above, Dolph Ziggler is set for action… now he got this beef going with Tyler Breeze, the new battyman of the WWE. Yes, Ziggler has passed the baton on! Tyler Breeze, a man of phenomenal skill, is wearing frilly boots, loves himself, and wears pink wrestling tights. Sorry guys… that’s GAY!

Ziggler fighting Owens… oh dear… it will be a great contest, but Ziggler cannot withstand Owens pop-up powerbomb super move!

Ziggler leg mash-up though… Come on Owens – Charlie Horse that muthaf***a! KILL HIM!!! And KILL TYLER BREEZE while you’re at it!

And another thing – Tyler Breeze taking selfies – that’s GAY as well – yeah I said it! Now in the Smack talk Centre we have a dude who takes selfies – We call him #MrSelfie, but he doesn’t act like he loves himself and sh!t! He takes selfies with his fans!

I will say that is OUTTA ORDA & Bright what Breeze did, Ziggler all f**ked up on the canvas and Breeze taking selfie right by him! HE CAN’T DO THAT!

You know what I don’t understand, if you wrestling fans love Cesaro so much, why is it that there is a small Cesaro section in every arena and not the capacity crowd? Doesn’t sound logical to me…

Now Stardust & The Ascension are running around with ‘Stardust Section’ banners over their head too… these Ascension guys have lost direction, they are supposed to be official bad men who strike fear into every tag team! Now no-one is scared of these guys!

I knew that WACK Swagger would get involved in this Del Rio/Colter sh!t… didn’t I tell you that last week? At least the ignited feud has given Swagger something to do…

Now Zeb – don’t talk about my Canadian people like that (“I’d ask the Canadian people to join us if they were not so simple-minded”) Just because you now supporting Bertie… does not mean I like you – I DON’T! I keeps it real – if the Infamous Informer don’t like you – then damnit – HE DON’T LIKE YOU! Whether you turn face or heel!

Check it – WWE are promoting Batista and his new James Bond movie! We have not seen the last of he who despite the fact he’s a Wu-Tang Fan, insists on wearing skinny jeans and funny looking Bluetista attire!

FOR REAL!!! NOW INDIA have the WWE Network???!!! I gotta say WWE how could you disrespect Cena’s most loyal fans like that? By acquiring India, revenue is gonna go through the roof with John Cena (or should I say Jhon Chyena) as the most watched superstar on the network! UK fans – APOLOGISE to WWE – we acted like spoilt brats when we wanted our network!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH HELL 2 THE NO!!! That blubbering potato stick in his beard Wyatt has teefed Undertaker and Kane’s powers??!! He can summon Thunder, Lightning & Fire??? He’s DONE IT NOW!!!!

But since Undertaker is due on Smackdown next week in the UK, I love to see how this plays out! But The GRANT SAYS THIS: NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER…

OH NO!!!! Looks like Team Rollins is complete! joining Rollins: Kevin Owens, and The New Day! Once again – the New Day killed me! They used the Power of Positivity on Seth Rollins and guess what – IT WORKED! Rollins is there, dancing to the New Day Trombone! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Roman Reigns team is yet to be completed… but we don’t need to worry about that – it’s time for the laydeez!!!

Winner faces Charlotte at the Survivor Series joint! It is painfully obvious who is gonna win, so I’m gonna back Sasha, because she is Team B.A.D. and that’s how it goes!

YES! LOVE IT! Sasha kicked Paige out the ring and said “That’s right! This is MY HOUSE now!” TELL HER SASHA!!!

I love Sasha as much as the next man, but I’m gonna keep it real. Why does Sasha look like she bleached her skin? Answers on a postcard – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Sasha is fine but Naomi is still the sexiest woman on the roster – YEAH I SAID IT!

Meanwhile Becky Lynch is getting it in and beating out Paige’s blodclart!

Did Becky just… did she just drop a triple super plex on Paige, Sasha and Brie from the top? I think she did! That was off the hook!

Brie dropping the Yes kicks, Sasha issuing everybody Bank Statements, but that b!tch Paige hit Becky with the Ram-Paige super move… damnit!!! But was it surprising? Of course it wasn’t! Time for Charlotte to KILL the Anti-Diva once and for all!!

REPRESENTING TEAM REIGNS! Roman, Deano, The Ryback, and THE USOS! They’re BACK!! Roman called to his family!!! Now this Survivor Series match can jump off!

Look at Xavier running off his mouth like ‘I GOT THIS!’ – BLAOW! A ‘super kick’ in Xavier’s jawbone! Oh dear, the suoer kick is not sacred anymore… but let’s be real, there was a unique way how HBK did it.. he personalised that move. You were all jerking off when Ziggler did it and you named him the next HBK! So to that I say – SHUDDUP!

Oh dear the Power of Positivity is not working for The New Day! Kingston has been eliminated! Big E kicked in the door and hit the Big Ending Super Move on Jey Uso – BLAOW! He’s eliminated!

Jimmy Uso, with ANOTHER super kick to Big E, The remaining table saving member finds himself on the outside, Jimmy goes Uso Crazy, but runs right into a pop-up powerbomb from Owens – BLAOW!! Back Brukk!!

Ryback responds… Shell shock to Big E!!!

Rollins jumps in. Pedigree! The PEDIGREE to The Ryback!

Owens & Rollins teaming up and ,mashing up Ambrose, but they failed to realise that Lunatics have the strength of 10 men! Dirty Deeds to Owens – BLAOW!!! Now the tables are turned! Only Rollins left! He can’t take the pressure, so he thought f**k it – Steel chair to the gut of Ambrose – a shot to the back of Roman Reigns – I’m out this b!tch!

You may not like that but it masks who could possibly win in the title match… and that’s the science behind that! But Deano – talk to your girl – she took it upon herself to let us drool over her!

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1170 October 26, 2015!!!

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“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)

From what I heard from Hell In a Cell, Brock was bleeding, but the person who needed a coffin was the Undertaker! The whole Wyatt Family beat him down and carried him away after the match… I hope they know what they’re doing… it took 4 men (Plus Brock) to destroy the Don of Dons, but Undertaker is ONE MAN. Who is the TRUE Face of Fear? I put that to YOU!

I’m on catch up, WWE.Com will tell the Infamous Informer how it went down! RAW #1170! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZOk, this is how it goes down. 4 matches set up. The winner advances to the Fatal 4 Way jump off. The winner faces Seth Rollins for the World Wrestling Federation Championship at the ‘Survival Series’. (Shout out to Spotface!) The San Diego crowd love the contest between Reigns & Kingston. They love the contest between Owens & Cesaro. Reigns & Owens advance so far… I already have a feeling where this is going…

What was that? Every TALK SHOW wants a piece of Paige? Well the Grant says I can’t speak for Fox Radio 1340am Hopewell but STC from the UK sure as hell DON’T WANT A PIECE of your undernourished @$$!
GRANT BODY-P!!!

Seems as though there’s a reconciliation with PCB??? I dunno it doesn’t look settling from where I’m sitting in the University of Wolverhampton!!!

BELLADASHIANS! What a way you look nice in your lil’ white & red wrestling attire!!! Make me wanna slap it up two-time!

Oh so the PCB are working powerfully! Show the Belladashian dem how to do it!WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Good reverse psychology by Brie…”You want Becky???” The crowd would chant YES… but if they did, Brie would kick Charlotte on the Danny Bryan tip! Luckily the crowd clocked on and chanted NO! As she kicked Charlotte in her chest!

Oh man! I have yet to see somebody kick out of Nikki’s rack attack super move… (We know some NXT women who can Grant) I’ll keep it in mind!

Hol on…. Paige – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has truly turned evil against Charlotte & Becky!!!! Kicked dem down, hit em with the RamPaige super move and got Charlotte in the Paige TapOut Submission move! I HATE THIS UGLY FALSE T!TT!£D B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TCH!!!!!

If this leads to a Divas title match at the Survival Series… I hope Charlotte twists this b!tch back to Henglan! Then my sister can F**K her up some more!
GRANT BODY – P!!!

BIG UP BERTIE! NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION United States…CHAMPION!!! Drop the BOMB on em!

What I don’t get is… I thought Zeb Colter don’t like people crossing the borders so why is he supporting a man he accused of doing that??? Wack Swagger ain’t gonna like this surely?

What made Colter change his tune? He said John Lennon talked sense into him with a tune call ‘Imagine’… you sure it wasn’tDr.Dre & Snoop Dogg???

It’s all about MexiMerica now! I can ride to that… maybe Colter was locked up in jail and got ‘American History X’ in the shower…

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Bertie defeats Neville in another good contest… oh I remember! Lillian can announce him in Spanish again!!!! It’s a NEW DAY, YES IT IS! (Pun intended!) Bertie advances!

With that said, let’s emblazon a pic of Lillian’s fine @$$ (literally) to remind us why The Rock had to fix his trousers…

Lilian ass

THINGS I WANNA DO TO DAT @$$!!!!

Check this out from WWE.Com’s own Anthony Benigno:

“There might be something to this international coalition of pain that Rusev, Sheamus & King Barrett have cooked up. Not only have the foreign menaces dispatched of Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville, but they also rebounded from a disappointing showing at Hell in a Cell Kickoff to roll over Ryback & The Dudleys on Raw in a battle of the collective losers from Hell in a Cell.”

Has creative finally clocked on to a storyline which was in the WWE’12 Videogame? I smell a Survival Series traditional match in the oven don’t you? It just needs extra seasoning…

Hey you got a new rocking chair Wyatt! NICE! It would be a shame if someone set fire to it…

RAW_1137_Photo_258-3166632548WHAAAAAAAAAAT??!!!! The demise of the Undertaker has become Wyatt’s resurrection??? Wyatt you wait til I get WWE2K16… I’LL FIX YOU!!! I ain’t placing my hand on my television set?!!!! I’ll place my fist in your mouth though Wyatt!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

OHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! FYYYYRE! IT’S KAAAAAAAANNNNE!!!!!! Come on Kane! DESTROY WYATT! He OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT! BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!!!

How dare Wyatt stay in his seat! MUTHAF***A!!!

A wha de? The Wyatt bwoy dem, double chokeslam to Kane – BLAOW!!!

They took off with Kane just like they did his brother!!!!

I gotta round up my clan and destroy these fools!

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On a real – I LOVE THIS STORYLINE! Have creative handed the keys to the Wyatts as well???

Do the knowledge – Ziggler & Big E fighting for the final spot in the Fatal 4 Way #1 contender main event… Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae are watching at ringside… as I see that, I already knew Ziggler ain’t gonna be the #1 contender… but a future contest between Breeze and Ziggler would be fantastic… shame I’m not a fan of either of em…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! Big E taking a bite out of Tyler & Summer’s food while he’s fighting!

Hey, if creative handed the keys to New Day, don’t you think Big E should incorporate a 5-Count when he pins his opponent’s shoulders to the mat??

It just breaks my heart knowing that soon Ambrose and Reigns will collide… I see Ambrose telling Reigns how close he is to the title before getting screwed…I seen it though… like a Zenith, you know what I mean?

I see you Miz! Rocking the WWE2K16 game! I got mine!!!! (Well I’ll have it Friday) GET YOURZ! But don’t act like you badder than Austin, Miz… he can’t fight but he can still drop stunners and mudholes on ya and walk it dry!

Big up Seth Rollins! The current World Wrestling Federation Champion! It doesn’t matter to him who he faces at Survival Series – he defeated my hero Kane… I’d be feeling good too if I was him!

OH SNAP! Kevin Owens and Ziggler tried a big super plex on Bertie, but Bertie fights out of it, then Reigns with a superman punch to Bertie outta nowhere – BLAOW! Ziggler with a super kick to Reigns! Owens comes through with a suplex to Ziggler! Owens is feeling it! Cannonball to Ziggler! But as he drops another cannonball to Bertie, Reigns hits Bertie with his running front drop kick from the outside!

Owens & Reigns square off! The crowd is going nuts! Owens about to hit the pop-up powerbomb, but Reigns uses counter technique – Superman punch to Owens jawbone!

Reigns comes off the ropes – SPEAR to Owens – BLAOW!!!! Roman Reigns – NEW #1 contender!!! The women’s panties are wet!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Shout out to STC’s Felix Pizarro – he seems pessimistic about WWE’s direction to big BIG WRESTLEMANIA 32… We still In October! How does he figure that? WrestleMania 32 is in APRIL!!!! I’d love to hear from him…DON’T YOU???

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Monday Night Raw #1169, October 19, 2015!!!

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“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)

I don’t usually promote gun violence in Hip Hop, but this is the tune that explains the situation! Roman Reigns throwing superman punches like a shot-gun – BLAOW! Wyatt dropping that Sister Abigail on muthaf***az – BLAOW! Brock Lesnar throwing those suplexes on the canvas hear the back and neck go BLAOW! The Undertaker, Hit ’em with the Tombstone BLAOW!!!

It’s Hell In A Cell on Sunday people! SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN! AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME! RAW #1169! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI had a bit of a power nap earlier… I might just check that Austin Podcast with BRRROCCK LESSNAR afterwards! Ric Flair, Shawn Mike, Undertaker, all in effect! OH SH!T IT’S GOING DOWN!

THE GLASS SMASH!!! AUSTIN IS HERE!!!!! You know what that means??? Some muthaf***a is gonna get STUNNERED!!! Where’s Vincent Kennedy??? Get out here so you can stunnered! I don’t care if you 70!

If you’re ready for WrestleMania 32, give me a hell yeah!!! Wait a minute, Austin promoting the spectacle! Now he’s introducing the Don of DONS to the stage!! AAAAAH SH!!!!T!!! IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!!!

Undertaker says ONE SENTENCE….

OH SH!T – The guitar rift!!!! BRROOOCCK LESSSNAR!!!! Ok Undertaker – Hit the pyro on Brock! DO IT!!!

HERE WE GO!!!!! Undertaker got NOTHING TO LOSE!!!! LET’S DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

WAIT! Lesnar takes a U-Turn under Heyman’s jurisdiction!!!! FANS! This is NO HEEL/FACE THING! Do not ask such foolishness! It’s BROCK LESNAR! IT’S THE UNDERTAKER! I was looking for the pyro… but alas… I don’t think that sh1t scares Brock anyway! It might scare Heyman though… GOD DAMNIT these two should have been on RAW to do all this kinda sh!t in the weeks leading up!

It’s sing along with John Cena! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUCCCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUCCCCKS! Who’s gonna answer the US Open Challenge? The Symbol of Excellence?

What? 6 man tag? Cena & The Dudleys Vs The New Day! I can ride to this! FEEEEEEL DA POWWWWA!!!!

I’m not feeling The New Day T-Shirt they brought out though… it’s on some cartoony sh!t with some pony on a rainbow sh!t… NO SAH!!! THAT AIN’T RIGHT!

You can look at it on wweshop.com… I’m not displaying it here!!!

NO WAY! NEW DAY ROCKS! They did it again!!!

HANG ON – NO!!!! NOT THE TABLES!!! DON’T DO THIS!!!! BIG E! KOFI! HELP HIM!

NO NO NO NO NO!! – BLAOW!!! XAVIER DEAD NOW! Another table destroyed, our children deprived of another table to do their education…. excuse me… I gotta have a moment…

Crying

Holy god… my girls are on!!! Now Team BAD, you saw what your backstage rivals New Day did, now I want you sexy three to do the same!

F****************K!!!!! Those accursed Bellas! But Wrestling Is storyline, Sasha hasn’t been pinned or submitted, Nikki advances to her match with Charlotte at the cell… That’s ok! I promise not to tweet my displeasure on twitter like some other people do… I’m still #NaoMob ain’t nothing changed!

By the way – Follow me on the tweeter @MZATheInfamous! LADIES! If you look good, I’ll follow you back. Hip Hop artists! I’ll follow you back too. But LADIES! If you are ugly, if rappers send me trap music….or if my EX tries to follow me like she did recently… ME BLOCK YUH!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

True story – my EX found me on twitter and told me she finished with her man who she dissed me for, then she kinda made that assumption about your boy – The Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, being married with children like Al Bundy… I was like nope, not married, but not single either! She unfollowed me from twitter after that…

GRANT BODY – P!

My stream is F**K!NG up – and I am getting agitated with this sh!t – I have no Idea what the f**k HBK and Seth Rollins is talking about, something about people calling themselves the 2.0. of someone great, and I agree – you muthaf***az want people like Seth and Ziggler to be the ‘next HBK’, you wanted CM Princess Peach B!tch to be the ‘next Austin’ you want Wyatt to be the ‘next Undertaker’… F**KOUTTAHERE WITH THAT BULLSH!T! I don’t want no muthaf***a to try to be the Grant Body-P 2.0.??!!! Unless he’s my nephew?!!!

HBK talking sense

Photo meme courtesy of @KingVaughnjr720 & The Wrestling Wrealm

While Seth Rollins fights the Ryback, it’s worth noting that ‘Corporate’ Kane has been suspended after ‘Demon Kane’ came through last week and chokeslammed everybody!

It’s also worth noting that Seth Rollins has now been WWE Champion for over 200 days… shout out to Spotface from Perfect Plex/SoulnSports Radio on Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell – I heard him once say Seth Rollins gonna hold the title by WrestleMania and DEFEND IT SUCCESSFULLY…
Word on the street is The Wyatt man dem got Randall and brukk him up… I bet the International Wrestling Fanbase know what REALLY happened… Dean Ambrose gonna go it alone against them on RAW…

Nice referee outfit Summer Rae…. let’s get a pic of that emblazoned up on here!

Summer Rae refereeLet’s hope Referee Tonya Stevens doesn’t see this… I will get in BIG TROUBLE!!!

Good 6-man contest between Rusev, Barrett & Sheamus Vs Neville, Dolph and Cesaro… skills galore and they not on the Hell In a Cell card… well that’s not for me to complain, that’s for YOU!!! I’ve already got Brock Vs Undertaker… and Seth Vs Kane so I’m GOOD! Hold on – and Roman Vs Wyatt! Me bless!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

OHHHH NO!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!!

I am having such a nightmare with this stream – why is it that every time someone like Austin, Undertaker, Ric Flair, someone like that comes on, the stream has to f**k up… now I have no idea what Ric Flair said… next thing I know Roman Reigns is calling the Wyatts PU$$Y, has set two chairs out for him and Wyatt to sit and chat…. probably about what happened on Hollyoaks this week.. YO – Have you been watching that sh!t?? I should be writing a blog on that – Hold up – Eric Rowan is back? Now there’s 4 of these muthaf***az? I can feel the Survivor Series coming!

WTF????? Reigns & Ambrose about to fight the Wyatts, guess who is about to join the fight???? SETH ROLLINS??? LET THE WANK FEST BEGIN!!! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THIS IS AWESOME!

F**KOUTTAHERE!

Charlotte about to fight Brie and make an example out of her… BREAK HER LEGS CHARLOTTE!

Look at that ungrateful brat Paige watching from the back… can’t Team BAD brukk her up or something for no reason??? I really WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!can’t stand her!  They lucky I’m not on the creative team! Team BAD would be killing it like New Day, that’s my word!

Hold on – how long Charlotte had the belt now? Was that 28 days??? Great work Charlotte! On day at a time!

I like Brie’s new fighting attire… nice… Brie uses Danny Bryan’s move set, no one says sh!t, but you wanna complain about Charlotte acting like her father, who has her father’s blessing… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Little jabroni – SHUDDUP!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Paige tells Renée a.k.a. Sally Jesse Raphael that she wants to put this ugliness behind her… NEWSFLASH! How you gonna do that Paige when YOU ARE UGLY??? The first thing you must change is YOU… It’s TRUUUUUUUUE!

GRANT BODY – P!

Sorry Mark Henry – you’re my dude, I understand you’re jobbing for the talent now, but Kevin Owens too good for you rude boy!

Pop-up powerbomb to Mark Henry – BLAOW!!!! Uh-Oh Ryback yuh goose c-

WHAT??? Ryback showing Kevin Owens that I can do a powerbomb too MUTHAF***A!!! BLAOW!!! AAAH SH!T! Just when I thought I had the prediction, WWE changes the scenario!

Well WWE always said… CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE… now we got a John Cena Open Challenge at the PPV, plus the kick off show has changed to a 6 man jump off between the guys we saw earlier… Neville/Ziggler/Cesaro vs Barrett/Sheamus/Rusev…

Is this really gonna jump off? The Shield Vs The Wyatts??!!!! Crowd chanting THIS IS AWESOME! I’m just waiting for Seth to turn against The Shield again… or my hero Kane to appear…

For real? Seth calling shots???? I’ll start this sh!t!!!! Reigns & Ambrose are like – Gwarn then! If yuh bad!

Rollins is actually putting in work!!!! He’s getting in there throwing lefts and rights!

Thanks a lot stream – now I don’t know how Seth disappeared from the match… probably walked out as usual… all I know is, Ambrose use the Kendo stick, got disqualified, and all ruckus broke loose!!!!

I’m kinda disappointed in some of the segments, I felt Undertaker could have dropped some pyro… either that or ruckus… I have no idea what happened with Ric Flair so tweet me on that, HBK could have kicked own Seth Rollins but that was ok, and my hero Kane could have scared Rollins with some fire pyro or something… with that said… SOMEBODY GONNA END UP IN A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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