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Monday Night Raw #1211, August 8, 2016!!!

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DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

So Puff Daddy is producing the soundtrack for the new game… I saw the track listing and it looks like this:

  • Action Bronson & Joey Bada$$ (feat. Rico Love) – “What About The Rest Of Us”
  • Anderson .Paak – “Come Down”
  • Andy Black – “We Don’t Have To Dance”
  • Axwell Λ Ingrosso – “This Time”
  • Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”
  • Bring Me The Horizon – “Run”
  • FIDLAR – “Drone”
  • French Montana (feat. Kojak Black) – “Lockjaw”
  • iSHi (feat. French Montana, Wale, & Raekwon) – “We Run”
  • P. Diddy, Black Rob & Mark Curry – “Bad Boy For Life”
  • Travis Barker & Yelawolf – “Out of Control”
  • Twenty One Pilots – “Ride”
  • Yellow Claw (feat. Lil Eddie) – “We Made It”

THE GRANT SAYS: Four things – 1, I’m interested to hear the Anderson Paak track. 2, I can confirm that the Action Bronson track ‘What About The Rest Of Us’ is a great track which was played on our very own RePPiN4U HIP HOP SHOW. 3, Wu-Tang fans gonna be mad as f**k when they find out Raekwon has collaborated with Wale & French Montana, not the first time Raekwon has sought commercial appeal, and 4 – Bad Boy 4 Life is automatically the best tune on the soundtrack! AND THAT’S THE TRUTH!

GRANT BODY-P!

In other news: Did you see the Rio Olympic opening ceremony? Or more importantly – Did you see ANITTA?!!! The Grant Says – JENNIFER LOPEZ – MOVE YUH BACKSIDE! FIGURATIVELY  AND LITERALLY!

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RAW 1211! Why don’t they let the Infamous Informer do the hip hop side of the soundtrack and a rock soundtrack by a STC Member???

WWF PROPA TINGZ

What’s 10x better than a 20-minute promo by Triple TEEF? A 20 minute promo by Enzo & Cass! Now I feel sorry for Enzo here, because he was bussin skillz with Sasha last week…. then next minute we find out she got married! Sasha that’s cold baby girl!

Yes you cannot please everybody… I see a select few who are not feeling these two! I say HAND IN YOUR WRESTLING CARD! You attitards mean to tell me that you love everything that Road Dogg & Billy Gunn did back then but don’t rate this? YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. SERIOUSLY. GIVE ME YOUR CARD. YOU’RE DONE.

What we are seeing are four guys in Enzo & Cass, Jericho & Owens with top-notch mic skills! They are most likely to clash at the Summerslam joint!

Reading the twitter feed while  Jericho and Enzo are settling ‘It’, that is a good name – ‘JeriKO’… I can ride to that but only for this feud right here. I don’t want them to team for the long haul as Kevin Owens is too good for that. If he does I will compl… wait.. I’m NOT THAT GUY… I DON’T DO DRUGS!

The question remains – is Kevin Owens aware that Puff Daddy is in the building? Answers on a postcard please or tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Jericho – how long have you been in the game – a good 20 years at best right? So why you thought you won when you clearly didn’t hear Enzo tap or the ref call that he passed out?

They say Big Cass had ‘no choice’ but to kick down Jericho… er yes he did…. Kevin Owens was interfering, so would it not make sense for Big Cass to kick down Kevin Owens????

OH NO! Rusev is gonna rub it in to the 40-year-old virgins of the WWE Universe that he’s banging Lana on a regular now he’s put a ring on it! If I was Rusev I’d rub it in too, and wish them another 40 years of getting no pu$$y!

GRANT BODY-P!

While Braun Strowman beats on another CAW from WWE2K17, I’ll take this time to talk about my newest crush, the Brazilian singer Anitta… see this gir….. what the match finish already? Oh OK! I’ll promise you guys a pic of this chick who in my opinion is out to dethrone J-LO!

Wait a minute – Puff Daddy is inviting Mick Foley & The Family to the Bad Boy Tour??? Mick got good taste in music – he asked if Faith Evans gonna be there! YES MICK you just scored points from me! Just for you, here’s one of my favourite Faith Evans tunes!

When this tune used to drop in the club back in the day, your Infamous Informer would brukk out! Women would challenge him on the dance floor… aaaah the memories…

Darren Young & Titus O’Neill are fighting again so I’ll continue my stories of my past clubbing career… I remember my ex from Preston… she said to me after the club that while I disappeared to the big man’s room, women approached her and told her how ‘lucky’ she was she got me… Well THE GRANT SAYS – all you women lose because I long retired from the clubbing scene and I have a woman who loves me as much as I love her! Go back to your ‘bad boys and wannabe thugs’ who treat you wrong because that’s what you like right???

GRANT BODY-P!

Finally – someone worth watching! The Great Seth Rollins!

Er yeah Seth – Finn Balor is right – you was playing Pokemon Go, (and maybe taking selfies of your todger) while everybody else had to fight for the spot… suddenly I’m not feeling this promo… I know he’s supposed to get me invested in his fight with Finn Balor but.. I dunno Seth! Try again kid!

Sheamus Vs Cesaro???? Did we have this match like – last week? YES WE DID! Oh lawwd… Mick Foley you are slipping on your commissioner skills!

So while they fight let me hit you off with the Smack Talk Centre’s official theme for Summerslam, a lot better than that Flo-Rida crap let me tell ya!

I love both Sheamus and Cesaro.. but it’s like, fans say they could watch Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens feud for months… I can’t say the same for these two…

Oh man they have built this contest good eh? Randall Vs Brock Lesnar… it’s true, there’s no history between the two other than they trained at OVW, and they both became the youngest World Wrestling Federation champion… Brock is right – Randall ain’t sh!t compared in terms of accomplishments, don’t forget – Brock did what Randall failed to do at WrestleMania, but let’s not get into that! That alone puts Brock in a league of his own. Brock is a machine, but Randall has voices in his head which makes him borderline psycho… what do you think guys?!!!

Can’t lie to ya – these wrestling matches are boring me this week… just thrown together, some of them are repeats from last week… no storyline or nothing…taht’s not like me – normally I find a positive outlook on RAW… perfect time to talk about my new crush – Anitta…

See here I was watching the Rio Olympics opening ceremony, when suddenly this woman graces my screen… when I tell you my jaw dropped and my Johnson stood at attention…

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I thought – what a sexy gyal! WHAT A WOMAN! Then I took to YouTube and Twitter to find out more… YO THIS GYAL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAD PEOPLE! This woman can and will end your career if she twerks on you!

Ok this segment should give me the most joke! Let’s get back to Infamous Informer mode with this wedding ceremony between Rusev & Lana Machka!

Lana’s wedding dress though!!! she’s not supposed to show that much leg is she???? Hey I’m not complaining!

The question remains – will those two terrible singers come out to sing like they did for Triple and Stephanie?! Answers on a postcard please!

Rub it in guys! I’m just waiting for Roman Reigns to f**k it all up!

OH SNAP – The crowd chanting BORING!!!!! Oh my days!!! Yo Roman where you at rude boy?

Wait a minute – Roman Reigns gonna be the Best Man? Hold up – you know what that Best Man film is about don’t you???

Where has Reigns got these super mic skills from??? This is what I mean! Let Roman be Roman!!! He’s throwing shots left and right here!!!!

Rusev can’t take this sh!t – he goes and attacks Reigns! And look what happen – Rusev bumps into Lana and her face meets the wedding cake! NOW she looks magically delicious!

GRANT BODY-P!

Ok this is what I came to see! Sasha, Dana Brooke, Charlotte, you three sexy @$$£$ steal the show! Show dem how fi do it!Grant BODY RIO

Confirmed – Charlotte was champ for 309 days and never made a big deal about it…

See I would have seen the match, but my woman called me.. oh well, I could turn off RAW at this point, but NO… I don’t half @$$ my blogs to you wonderful people!

WROOOOOOOY!!!! OK that’s the best segment on RAW this week – Finn Balor’s promo on Seth Rollins, breaking down the legend of his name!!! Now THAT is how to get invested!!! Followed by another video promo by the Bullet Club who have ow discovered an epidemic called ‘ringpostitis’… LADIES! You do not want a man who suffers from that condition!

Even with Big E down, that doesn’t stop The New Day’s power of positivity… well apart from Luke Gallows… oh no they gonna give Kofi Kingston a case of RingPostItis – but Xavier Woods is like – f**k that – I will beat this chair into your chrome dome! (no chair shots to the head Grant) FOR REAL? Well kick the Bullet Club in their cratches then!

Yes, RAW wasn’t supposed to focus on the GMs, but Vincent Kennedy did also say – ‘even if you break the law’, and the crowd seem to love Danny Bryan!

I don’t get it – why would Rusev interrupt this segment right here? He looks dressed to fight! He can’t crush Danny Bryan? Has he gone insane? Cesaro – you are going about this the wrong way! Yes you would get a championship opportunity if you beat Sheamus last week, but the US TITLE was not what the IWC had in mind!!!!

Talking of Sheamus – he tried to teef!!! Cesaro hit the neutralizer super move but the ref was down! Cesaro had the match won!

Sheamus f**ked it up for Cesaro… well the Grant says.. RAW was boring this week, slow-paced, I thought Sasha, Dana and Char- Roman Reigns with a spear to Rusev at the end of the match – BLAOW!!!!

Ok as I was saying… RAW only started to get better 2.5 hours later in the show… that’s not good enough cretins! The quicker you get your cruiser weight jump off going the better.

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Monday Night Raw #1210, August 1, 2016!!!

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…And NEW!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION, SASHA BANKS!

Never mind Charlotte come over here for consolation… take out my majestic member, put it between your wet lips… and suck!

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In other news… shout out to Lillan Garcia.

She won’t be in effect anymore because her father got hit with the cancer. She gotta stay close to him, as we all would with our loved ones.

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WWF PROPA TINGZ

It’s like Sasha is Ice Cube and Charlotte is DEEBO, remember Next Friday? Right at the beginning Deebo breaks out of jail and screams at Ice Cube – THIS IS THE REMATCH! Well this is what’s gonna happen THE SUMMERSLAM!

Oh snap – so Charlotte DID break Nikki Bella record! How come it wasn’t acknowledged properly! Why? Because WWE was taking shots at AJ Lee which in effect was taking shots at CM Princess Peach B!tch!

Now JERICHO – Why you defending Charlotte like that??? What – she your new crush now? I don’t quite understand this?

Jericho dissing Hip Hop – unforgivable! Enzo Amore must come and defend real hip hop! GET HIM ENZO!

Enzo want a piece of Sasha! All you wrestling fools get back in line! Enzo upgraded from Carmella to Sasha! BACKSIDE!GRANT BODY PHENOM

The question remains – we are in a new era right? And women are treated like the men up in here, so… do the women (in this case Sasha & Charlotte) wrestle Jericho & Enzo? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Dana Brooke – TEEEEEEEEF!!!! Charlotte gets the win – but the real winner is Jericho – look at him with his arms round Charlotte and Dana as he retreats from Big Cass after the match – if I was Jericho I’d be on that ‘taster’s choice’ like Big Pun… Oh I forgot – Jericho is not a Hip Hop fan so he wouldn’t know anything about that!

GRANT BODY-P!

Right wrestling fools – Brie Bella won Best Female Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards – keyword – TEEN. You wrestling fools are NOT TEENS. You are grown men. So stop your complaining! STUPID IDIOT!

Say word??? Mark Henry gonna be the WWE Ambassador for the Rio Olympics? He gonna re-open the Hall Of Pain? RECORD SKIP – Foley gonna throw him in a title match against Rusev? Just like that???? Wrestling purists – I don’t wanna hear your noise – your way of wrestling storylines BORES ME!

GRANT BODY-P!

Golden Truth – f*k outta here with that Pokemon Go sh!t I hope the Shining Stars beat you! Grown adults killing themselves running after stupid teddies and sh!t – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! Get lick down by a bus, fall off a cliff – all sorts of sh!t!

F**KINHELL THIS ENTRANCE!!!! Make Finn Balor the face of WWE AND DUN! The fans ain’t feeling the dude Reigns – THIS IS THE MAN RIGHT HERE! Er not you Rollins – even though you are a bad man too!

Seth makes a great point – this is the first face of NXT Vs Greatest face of NXT! This should be a fantastic contest at Summerslam!

Massive shout out to Lana & Rusev on their wedding! Lana loves the wedding dress so much she had to wear it on RAW! $75,000 for the dress?!!!! BACKSIDE!!!!! That US Title money is serious!!!

Shout out to STC’S Edmond Mulhall – I heard he is distraught over Lana being a married woman…dude – just shake Rusev hand and say well done – I did with Jimmy USO!

NO WAY! Rusev running down the Americans saying they rigged the Olympic games! That time the Russians have been banned from olympics!

Roman Reigns wants to test him! But hear the twist – the fans are CHEERING for Reigns! See now we know – it;s confirmed – as long as Reigns is nowhere near the title picture, they will cheer Reigns! As long as Reigns doesn’t talk, they will cheer him! I guess if it’s good for Cena it is good for Reigns! THE GRANT SAYS – PUNISHMENT!!!!!!

Wait a minute – I thought Darren Young was a Smackdown guy? Ah forget it – let me get my ice cream for when Nia Jax fine self comes out… YEAH I SAID IT!

GRANT BODY-P!

Sheamus & Cesaro must compete, winner could have a future title match opportunity… I can see the Cesaro section assuming the position with their palms at the ready wrapped around their todger!

Why is Ariel Munroe rolling her eyes at Nia Jax? LISTEN – You are not very good-looking love… you favor one of those ‘Felicia’ type women… be grateful the Infamous Informer acknowledged you!

This is the part where The New Day lose to the Bullet Club, then Bullet Club become #1 contenders for the titles…

Instead of stating the obvious, let me take this time to tell wrestling fans – yeah you experts in the glasses and white coats – RAW is NEVER going back to 2 hours anytime soon – The Cruiserweight Division soon come to dazzle fans with their high paced action. So STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

TWIST! The New Day won the match, but they got destroyed by the Bullet Club for their actions! The question remains – do the Bullet Club still become #1 contenders???? Whichever the case – New Day goose cook – their Booty-Os and gay innuendos are coming to haunt them!

I’m gonna get heat for this but – f**k the Cesaro section! I like Cesaro… who doesn’t? I hate the section. For that – I’m backing Sheamus – he got Iron Clad respect from me – he’s in that elite club with Batista and Enzo Amore!

OK I hold my hands up – Cesaro section gets the win! Well done kid – you are responsible for the Cesaro internet section bussin their nuts all over the keyboard!

GRANT BODY-P!

What the F**K is Jinder Mahal doing back???? Where Rhyno at? GORE this sumb!tch straight to TNA!

TWIST! Jinder Mahal just kicked Heath Slater in his jaw bone! Kicked his ticket to RAW! WOW! Mick Foley laid it down – Mahal & Slater had to fight for that spot! So now – Mahal is on RAW, Rhyno is on Smackdown… Heath – seriously – TNA is waiting for you…

No doubt Seth Rollins Vs Sami Zayn will be a great contest – but really and truly I’m not interested – I’ll speak when Brock Lesnar comes on…

HAHAHA I see you Roy Lucier, complaining about Puff Daddy appearing on RAW next week… look Roy – our favourite hip hop artists ain’t never gonna grace a WWE ring – oh wait… BUSTA RHYMES did back in 2002…

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OH WELL – GRANT BODY-P!

The ruler of the BROCKTAGON! I LOVE IT!!! But he got caught with the drugs – allegedly…

Heyman speaks the truth – the New Era has to step up to BRRROCCCK LESSSNAR! He broke the streak – you will bow down!!!!!

Heyman’s killer promos are second nature – but he slipped up big time! He said that Randall will NEVER hit an RKO at Brock Lesnar – and he said it repeatedly but then literally – an RKO OUT OF NOWHERE – BLAOW!!!!! Heyman’s face! In shock just like it was at WrestleMania 30! Stephanie bex! Sends security after Randall! Randall on top of the stairs – spreading his arms out! OH LAWWWD – Randall gonna pay for this I will assure you!

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Monday Night Raw #1209, July 25, 2016!!!

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…And STILL!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, DEAN AMBROSE!

I was wondering why the internet was so quiet, but I’m glad you guys finally got your Shield orgy… CAN WE MOVE ALONG NOW PLEASE?

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In other news… I’m still without internet, (Or electric or food for that matter) so this blog is based on the highlights of RAW… so I warn you now, eating a snickers WILL NOT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

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It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, and it’s a new era…. For me!!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

When in doubt, blame Reigns…. look at his face – he looks like he wants to hit a superman punch in Stephanie’s mouth! That’s why there’s no champion on RAW folks! Seriously Roman Reigns I have a new theme song for you… I’ll unleash it later…

BACKSIDE! So there’s two Fatal4Way matches. winner faces each other in the main event on RAW, winner of that faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam for the Universal Championship? Wait – that means Seth can go out and play Pokemon Go while these guys battle it out?

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Trust me – if Roman Reigns came down to this… He’d get over ONE TIME!

FOR REAL? They gonna put on my girl Nia Jax now? YES! Oh lawd she just shown that poor girl how to do it… When that turkey thigh of Nia’s lands on your t!tt!£$ there should be a Mortal Kombat X-ray effect word up!

FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Cesaro VS Finn Balor Vs Kevin Owens Vs Rusev!

WORD!!!! Rusev positions himself underneath Balor & Owens, turns a superplex into a massive powerbomb off the top! Cesaro, Balor and Owens mash-up!

In the end, Balor hits the Coup de grace on Rusev! Spread your arms out people – Balor advances!

Second FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns Vs Sami Zayn Vs Chris Jericho Vs Sheamus!

See this is why I can NEVER boo Roman Reigns and why I keep it 100… doing that Undertaker like move over the top ropes crashing on Sheamus, Zayn and Jericho, it just tells me that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. All Y’all are sheep, gotta catch Pokémon zombies!

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Y2J Hoping to give Reigns the gift of Jericho and drink it in, dashes for him – Reigns jumps over him showing great agility, comes off the ropes – spear – BLAOW!!!! Reigns advances! Haters shut the f**k up!

Thank god those stupid outcasts are no more… they were my bathroom break word up! Enter Mr irrelevant – Curtis Axel… yep that sounds about right – mash him up Neville!

He calls himself that because he was the last pick in the draft… if it is any consolation Curtis your friend Heath Slater is still sitting there in the draft room waiting to be picked!

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Look at the state of his eye god dayuuuuuum! That must have been a mean uppercut from DEEBO!

“NEGATIVITY WON’T AFFECT US, CLAP ‘CAUSE IT’S INFECTIOUS…” – The New Day

Well THE GRANT SAYS Xavier you did look kinda shook from the Wyatts! But hey, I’ll play along… New Day longest reigning tag team champions! it’s a celebration! B!TCHES – Show the New Day your t!tt!£$!

OH MY DAYS they added the clip with Triple & Stephanie twerking! DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

WHO WANTS TO BE AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE NEW DAY? As much as I love them, it’s not gonna be The Infamous Informer you know why? The Infamous Informer is a man of pride, and the Infamous Informer does not TWERK!

(he will whine up against a kriss gyal and make the wallpaper strip though….)

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OH NO!!!! The Bullet Club have come for the New Day or more so, their W….W….E… WORLD…. TAG…. TEAM… CHAMPIONSHIPS!

They hit the Magic Killer on BIG E – BLAOW!!!!

Now it’s just hit me what could possibly happen… but I gotta see how SmackDown plays out first…

NO NOT THE HONORARY NEW DAY MEMBER!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU! See this is the part where Jim Ross would normally go off on one! Because that man has a family who loves him!

They spat in the New Day shirts And threw them at the dude! DISRESPECT! If that was me I would have jumped over the barricade and throwing lefts and rights! I KNOW WING CHUN IP MAN KUNG FU!

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What has Braun Strowman done to his headtop? And when did local competitors from WWE LIVEWIRE get drafted on RAW? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me at @MZATheInfamous!

Yo WWE – I heard Enzo & Cass quoted my boys (Wu-Tang) in their promo again this week! So why you showing me highlights of their match with the Shining Stars? Their highlights are the promos they drop! FIX UP!!!!!!

Charlotte must defend her title against Sasha Banks! A lot sooner than I imagined! I was hoping for a Summerslam jump off!

With the Universal Championship about to jump off, are we gonna have the same for the tag titles and women’s championship on Smackdown?

OH SNAP! Charlotte with the women’s title in Sasha’s face like ‘ you will never have this!’ Sasha kicked it out her hand and rushed her.. LIKE A BOSS!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Sasha using the Eddie Guererro LIE CHEAT & STEAL TECHNIQUE! She threw the belt at Dana, Sasha throws herself on the floor like she got clocked in the head with the belt, the referee throws Dana out the building!!!! Sasha killin the full set of teet!!!

UNBELIVABLE! Charlotte jumps off top ropes, reverse moonsault and takes Sasha down!

Wait a minute, Charlotte goes for the cover… on the outside? This isn’t falls count anywhere is it? If not – why you IWC fools not clowning her like you did Cameron when she pinned Naomi’s t!tt!£$ on the mat????

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OH SNAP! SASHA GOT THE BANK STATEMENT SUPER MOVE ON CHARLOTTE! It’s curtains for her now!!!!

SASHA BANKS – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!

Roman Reigns Vs Finn Balor! Winner faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam!

Roman starts the match off aggressively here, throws Balor around the ring like a rag doll! Clubbing him in the corner! What a vicious, violent side to Roman Reigns here!

Finn Balor is playing counter technique! He has to out manuever the big man!

Reigns going for the Razor’s Edge Powerbomb but gets countered into a pinning predicament!

GOOD LORD! Reigns counters into one powerbomb, still holding on into a sit-down powerbomb! THIS IS THE MAN YOU BOO??? I PITY YOU… SERIOUSLY!

Balor kicks out and Reigns is smiling about it!!! There’s plenty of fight left in the kid!

Balor gaining momentum! Jumps off top ropes – hits the coup de grace – BLAOW!!!

1,2 AND….. BUMBACLART!!!! FINN BALOR IS GOING TO SUMMERSLAM! Where’s the Summerslam logo so he can point to it?!!!!!! And it was his birthday too! Imagine all that on his debut in the main roster!

SPREAD YOUR ARMS PEOPLE! THIS IS HUGE! Just when the IWC were jerking off from the Shield orgy from Battleground, they must have blasted their semen with this one! ONE MUTHAF***A DON’T LIKE IT – VINCE RUSSO… Just wait til STC FROM THE UK on BDSIR NETWORK THIS WEEKEND… I’m gonna BURN HIS SOUL LIKE ETHER!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1208, July 18, 2016!!!

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Virgin Media: you sent me the bill with an outstanding balance of an undisclosed amount. I understand that you need to conduct business, but if you have a heart, you will let the Infamous Informer watch RAW & SmackDowns this week? It’s so crucial! End of the month, the bill will be paid – CASH!!

In other news, Ric Flair is engaged for the 5th time! The lady in question – she is 56… looking like 36!!!! You think Ric gotta invest in a lot of apple crumble and smarties????

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RAW #1208! I’ve still gotta put the KRS-One show review to put out, I have tunes to play and interviews to carry out, then I’m gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

Wait a minute Shane – you can’t interrupt the RAW commissioner???? Oh yeah Vincent Kennedy said last week ‘even if you break the law’! Ok Shane carry on!

BACKFOOT!!! RAW gonna get a cruiserweight division exclusive? That will be their extra hour jump off???? WHOA!

OH SNAP! Mick Foley gonna be the GM of RAW???? I wasn’t expecting that pick at all! Stephanie is think best for business here!!!! He was named #1 all time favourite GM of all time on WWE Countdown!

Now Shane’s GM – You jabronies had to leak that sh!t on the internet didn’t you! This is the part where I mark out… but I can’t, because you MUTHAF**AZ LEAKED IT!

#DEATHTODIRTSHEETS

So I just done the knowledge – Mick Foley gonna keep RAW very attitude-like and ruthless – Danny Bryan gonna keep SmackDown on that quality wrestling vibe! Everyone is a winner!

12-man tag team jump off! New Day/Cena/Enzo/Cass VS Wyatt Bullet Club! This is sure to make Teddy Long fall over in his chair! Plus Deano the Champion, Rollins the challenger for the World Wrestling Federation Championship, but first! Jericho & Owens Vs Zayn & Cesaro! Yep – RAW gonna be good this week! And I haven’t mentioned Sasha & Charlotte’s sexy @$$£$!

It still annoys the f**k outta me that Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are going one on one with no stipulation… but hey, I think they are looking to steal the show, and sometimes, just a single match will do!

I would have booked a three stages of hell jump off between these two and end the sh!t once and for all… In my opinion, y’all dropped the ball WWE!

Right, let’s make Darren Young great again… he and Bob Backlund are babyfaces… let me see his wrestling skill and how it relates to Backlund…he’s fighting Bertie… whoa… Bertie is a former world champion, former royal rumble winner –

RECORD SKIP – MIZ – YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SEXIEST WIFE IN THE WORLD – If my Johnson does not go hard for Maryse – SHE IS NOT THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD! let me show you an example of the sexiest woman in the world…

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Roselyn Sanchez ladies and gentlemen… in my opinion, the sexiest woman in the world. When a woman looks so sexy it hurts your eyes to even look at her, THAT’S what you call sexy and beautiful.

By the way Datten Young won that match against Bertie… moving on…

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OH NO! Even John Cena is capitalizing on the latest trend #BeatUpJohnCena! Enzo is officially a certified G – He got the Wu-Tang sign tattooed on his arm – You can’t teach that! Enzo is tearing up the Bullet Club lyrically!

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Could the ’35th of Neverary’ be this Sunday at Battleground?!!! Even Cena is like dayuuum! I can’t believe they are talking about the Wu-Tang Clan – and how dare John Cena say Wu-Tang got like – ’20 members in it’? he’s supposed to be a hip hop head?

JOHN CENA – GET IN THE CHAIR!

Bullet Club – I love you guys but you cannot beat up The New Day? They my boys!

Good to see Xavier Woods get his groove back! He was shook a few weeks ago, maybe the Wyatt Compound did him good! Oh no he mentioned Pokemon Go… A STUPID GAME! Good thing the Wyatts turned up – because they don’t play!

Yeah – f**k all this tagging sh!t – just all get in there and have an all out war! That’s how I like my tag team matches!

In that big war, it was Styles who it the Styles clash on Enzo – BLAOW! BALL GAME! Now usually, Whatever happens on RAW reflects on the PPV, But SmackDown is LIVE as well… but will the Infamous Informer be live tomorrow? Stay tuned!

Seth Rollins cutting a promo coming down the stairs on some old school Shield empty arena sh!t… it would have been good to have Deano and Roman do the same thing. Oh bloody hell Roman – why did you have to smoke them trees???

Check it out – Becky Lynch fights Natalya at the Battleground, and Charlotte and Dana fight Sasha Banks and a mystery partner… smart money says BAYLEY! Do the knowledge… you know it makes sense! And don’t get mad if Charlotte doesn’t defend her championship… I support Charlotte’s title run!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Big ups to Jay-Bee – Mike Cole asked him – when he was the longest reigning champion on Smackdown, who DIDN’T he wanna face – and without hesitation he said the don of dons – THE UNDERTAKER! Respect level for JAY-BEE tunn up  by 1000!

Oh man… Natalya f**ked it up for Becky Lynch in that tag team contest, leaving Dana and Charlotte to f**k up Sasha Banks…personally I would have picked Asuka or Nia Jax to be my partner for Battleground but it all makes sense like Common himself!

YES! Deano cut a promo handling a camera which the Shield used to hold! They really taking it there! Aaaah makes me annoyed about Reigns!!!! And I rate that dude!

I’m not gonna say sh!t about this tag team match apart from – Sheamus & Rusev – KILL ZIGGLER & WACK RYDER!

It is gonna intrigue me how this World Wrestling Federation Championship match is gonna go down… has to be a clear winner right? Roman Reigns isn’t there to f**k it up, WWE have set the tone in Reigns absence…

Wait a minute – RAW & SMACKDOWN GM’s watching this match close up… Er….

Look at Seth working brain with Stephanie, hoping that she and Foley will draft him first – remember – RAW gets the first pick… Mike Cole makes a great point about Foley having this understanding with Deano in terms of fighting style and inspiration…

I love the storytelling here – Deano’s unorthodox fighting style is no match for Seth Rollins – he did say that he is always two steps ahead from his former Shield brethren!

Deano with counter techniques of his own! Seth hit Ambrose with the powerbomb into the turnbuckle only to be responded by a dirty deeds super move! Rollins with mar instinct and ring presence, rolls out of the ring so that Ambrose can’t get the pin!

Rollins responds – PEDIGREE! one, two and…. KICK OUT!!!! Deano has experienced Triple’s pedigree – he ain’t sweating Rollins pedigree I assure you!

The battle continues, and the ref is knocked down inadvertently – a superplex off the top ropes, but with both shoulders own on the mat… the dazed ref counted to 3 – Did Seth Rollins win the match???? Stephanie claims he did… hey – Vincent Kennedy said ‘break the rules’ so… she’s only doing what daddy dearest told her to do!

YES – The Infamous Informer will be doing double time every week from now on! Now is a good time to get my Thrive on – if you don’t know – GET TO KNOW!

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Monday Night Raw #1207, July 11, 2016!!!

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Well then! Brock Lesnar mash-up the dude Mark Hunt, Portugal won the Euro 2016, and muthaf***az are complaining about this Summerslam match up. I thought you guys wanted this match??? Do you want a refund like that idiot who complained because Danny Bryan was injured? You never heard the story? Check this out…

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THE GRANT SAYS THIS: This muthaf***a hasn’t had any pu$$y in all his life! And is not likely to get any pu$$y any time soon! He gonna die and be in a box….a VIRGIN!

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In other news,  just remind me to put up a nice picture of that Miesha Tate lady…. I feel bad for her because she lost her title… but god damn – GOD DAMN!!!!!

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RAW #1207! I’m gonna put on my purple suit, god fist combo no pu$$y getting basement jabronies online, then I’m gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!

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OH NO! VINCENT KENNEDY IS ON THIS WEEK! We gonna see the Vincent Kennedy walk! He’s gonna say sh!t like “In this very ring…” and “I’m Vince McMahon damnit!” If I was Shane and Steph, I would hide behind the couch!!!!

This is gonna jump off with the battle royal! Winner gets to fight The Miz at the Battleground… because he’s The Miz… and he’s a B!TCH!!!

Wait a sec – did I just see Bob Backlund? YES I DID SEE Bob Backlund! Darren Young is out there… but I’m not watching him too much… he might think I want something….

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Yes Miz I agree with you – Maryse is beautiful but she doesn’t get my d!ck hard – SORRY!

Darren Young has won the sh!t! By eliminating NOBODY!!!!! I suppose he was the last man in the ring…. and the crowd are down with Darren Young! But I bet Darren Young wants to get down with the crowd!!!

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UH-OH!! The Rollins Report???? He got exclusive footage of Roman Reigns disrespecting the fans? I GOTTA SEE THIS!!! As a journalist, my ears and eyes will be razor-sharp like The RZA!

Plus! On the Battleground Highlight Reel… Jericho talks to Randall! Oh boy… that should be good!

So they remixed Wack Ryder’s music… wicked wow…. sense my sarcasm???? PENNY TAUGHT ME!

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Excellent work Sheamus! You mash-up Batty Ryder! Ten the super athlete put him in the accolade super move and accepts Ryder’s challenge for the US Championship! in which, Batty Ryder will lose again! This time Rusev… BREAK HIS BACK like your name is Bolo Yeung!

Ok we gonna see the footage!!!! What did Roman Reigns do? Was he that guy? Was he doing drugs? Did he cheat on his wife and find himself in a sex tape? Or was it that WrestleMania 31 footage when he pushed a fan for being all up in his grill?

Typical Seth Rollins! Editing the Roman Reigns interviews he had with Mike Cole! GET OUTTA HERE!!!! Edge & Christian did the same sh!t on their show that reeks of awesomeness! Only that I struggled to laugh at most of their sketches…

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Both Deano and Seth just delivered killer promos!!! They are doing a superb job of filling the void that is Roman Reigns!

Seth wants that one on one jump off so bad – he got it! But he wants to do it on his terms… dude – YOU STILL GON’ LOSE!!!

Still not amused that the Zayn Vs Owens jump off is a single match at Battleground… where is the muthaf**k!n stipulation WWE? They already had a single match in NXT! I don’t wanna see that sh!t again???? If you gonna end the feud… END IT RIGHT!

OH SNAP! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE! He’s gonna name the new ‘commissioner’ of Smackdown when it jumps off next week! NO – WRESTLING FANS – IT’S SOMEBODY ‘NEW’… someone who hasn’t run the show before! It’s a new era FOOL!

OH NO! John Cena is ‘practicing’ at the ESPY show? What sort of show is that??? Enzo & Cass are gonna get brukk up! Then the Bullet Club are gonna take a plane, fly down to wherever this show is…. and then…………….er….then er……………………………er…………………………………………………………………………….. BEAT UP JOHN CENA!!!!!!

Anytime these social idiots are on, that’s the time I disappear… so I’ll be back, after… I get this ice cream, pay some bills, and BEAT UP JOHN CENA! Get em TITUS! BRUKK THEM UP!

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Miesha Tate, what I WOULD LOVE TO DO TO YOU… half guard, full guard, mounted position, side control, work you all over that octagon!!!

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You mean to tell me Sasha punched Dana through school buses so much that Dana’s  messed up headtop challenged her to a match? Dana… I’ll have New Cross Hospital on notice, and if STC’S Ed Mulhall comes to visit… I cannot help you…

OH MY GAWD THAT IS ENOUGH!

AAAAAHH SH!T The New Day gone to the Wyatt Compound…. hey Wyatt – BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!! That was some wild sh!t!!!! PG gone out the window! That right there… they just showed the Hardy Bwoy how to do it!

By the way, I have not seen that video the Hardys have done… nor do I have any interest in watching 17 minutes of that sh!t! I am the Infamous Informer and I have better things to do!

Come on kids, How can you want Cena when he’s not there??? You want the Bullet club an excuse to beat him up?

Er…. maybe the kids have summoning powers!!!! John Cena is here! Now the Bullet Club can beat him up!!! Er kids… can you chant Naomi then she can turn GRANT BODY PHENOMup at my door????

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Now this is what I came to see! Dana you fine but you gonna get BUSS ARSE! As for you Charlotte, you look like you ready to jump out on a casual date with your boy!

Gotta say Dana Brooke is going in with this match though!!!!

Charlotte – I love you but you are outta order and bright – Sasha doesn’t get lucky – no one has been able to defeat her since she jumped on RAW! But you forgot about all that didn’t you Charlotte? Get down on your long knees, take it out my majestic member, and put it between your wet lips, and suck!

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This is it! We gonna find out who gonna be running tings! They left this segment til last… so this is bound to leave my jaw dropped!

Haha Steph and Shane gotta fight their corner in the boardroom! Vincent Kennedy turn into Alan Sugar now!

Shane got the Smackdown spot, Stephanie got RAW, RAW is still 3 hours… Vincent Kennedy wants them to compete even if they break the law!!!! Inherit the keys to the kingdom! Each gotta employ a general manager as well! Ahhh sh!t! I can hear the fans crying -‘take it back to TV 14! That’s breaking the law!’ And Stephanie nearly brukk her ankle coming down the ring steps! It would be a sad day to see Stephanie with a brukk foot! Then she tried to do the Vincent Kennedy walk! HAHAHAAHAHA! DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

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Monday Night Raw #1206, July 4, 2016

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THE GRANT SAYS THIS: VOTE JOHN CENA FOR PRIME MINISTER.

I don’t care if some of you jabronies hate him…I don’t care if he’s not even British. JOHN CENA IS DA MAN. I will be cheering for him this week on RAW. One thing he will do where David Cameron, Roy Hodgson, Boris Johnson, Chris Evans and Nigel Farage failed to do: NEVER GIVE UP. THEY GAVE UP! They sold you all down the river! JOHN CENA KICKS OUT OF 2! The only place where Cena cannot rule, is SUPLEX CITY!!!!

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In other news, no news… just remind me to put up a nice picture of that Serena Williams lady…. god damn – GOD DAMN!!!!!

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RAW #1206! There better not be any dutty big spiders interrupting the proceedings this week! They will suffer the same fate as the one last week!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

Everybody on that 4th July vibe! Even the heels! Sheeeeeeeet Kayfabe is dead!!!!

I hate food fights…. such a waste… I think of those starving in Africa and sh!t… sh!t is disgusting….talk about showing love for the troops – it’s all good but use your WWE money and feed the poor muthaf***a!

That’s what this WWE sh!t is all about! Good hearted comedy vibes! No need to be so damn serious all the time! We left the EU for Pete’s sake, the UK is about to go into Anarchy! And there she is in the middle of it all, Lillian Garcia, singing the American national anthem in celebration!

…and here’s me waiting for Rusev to interrupt the proceedings… oh sh!t – it’s not 1998 anymore!

GRANT BODY-P!!!!

That was the best rendition of the anthem I have ever heard Lillian sing… that girl sung with her heart star!

OH SH!T HE CAME OUT FOR REAL!!!! I WAS ONLY JOKING! He wants to rename the day as Rusev Day! He can’t do that surely! His opponent – Titus O’Neill – AGAIN?? He better win this muthaf***a word up… big BIG Independence Day??

Titus’ attire actually looks decent for once, long shorts with Old Glory emblazoned on it, yet I can’t help but feel that it looks like pyjamas!

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BLOODY USELESS! He lost in front of his family, and he lost in front of America… Titus… I shake my head…and TURN MY BACK!

If Enzo Amore doesn’t win best mic skills of the year for naming every single president in history – Something seriously wrong with the WWE Universe! Yo Enzo – I heard you got a Wu-Tang Tattoo! You have made it in my iron clad respect club, joining Batista!

OWWWWWWWWW! Dana Brooke & Charlotte in their black numbers! Where is my purple…. wait – nah let me draw for my black suit this time!SABU GRANT

Sasha is in all black too! LAWD HAVE MERCY – The lord is my shepherd – he know what I want!

Good lord Sasha told Charlotte about herself!! And dropped a Sean Price punch on Dana AGAIN!

…And I hope Dean Ambrose drops Sean Price punches Miz through school buses! Maryse… I know you are supposed to be sexy but… I don’t know – you just don’t do it for me…

Do you know what I love the most about Dean Ambrose title reign? JBL’s anger! He says kids hide behind chairs and couches when they see him! Well the Grant says – how do you explain Bray Wyatt… or the don of dons – THE UNDERTAKER????? Who has been champion 7 times?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Deano is actually on commentary for the Spanish announce table! Never been done before – that’s CREATIVITY!

Seth Rollins continuing to get the fans to boo his promo he cut on the announce table.. he even struggled to compare the fans to Roman Reigns himself! And that didn’t work! So Deano decides to stand on the announce table -and he’s like – Dirty Deeds – BLAOW!!! Shame the table didn’t break…

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That should be an incentive to make me watch right? Nah f**k it – because ‘Facebook’ will tell you…

GRANT BODY-P!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! VICKIE GUERRERO CAN’T BE THE GM OF RAW/SMACKDOWN???!!

DON’T HASHTAG VICKIE RUNS SMACKDOWN LIVE! That;s like voting to leave the EU! (Oh wait….)

Yo – The Big Show’s TEAM USA rally talk was good… but it isn’t better than when Vince McMahon rallied team WWF against the WCW/ECW Alliance!

Look at Austin standing tall like he’s superman and sh!t! And when he hit Undertaker…. Undertaker gave him one look, and Austin put his head down… oh what? we not in 2001 no more???? We have to fast forward to Golden Truth Vs Vaudevillians? Oh f**k that – I’m going to get… what – the match finish already? I can see the IWC complaining about that one!

YOU HEAR THAT BOYS AND GIRLS! JOHN CENA SAYS NEVER GIVE UP! DON’T BE LIKE OUR WUTLESS SO CALLED POLITICIANS! DON’T BE LIKE ROY HODGSON! DON’T BE LIKE CHRIS EVANS!

BLOODY WIMPS THE LOT OF EM!

OH NO! The Bullet Club claim they gonna get rid of Cena! AJ Styles says his Bullet Club are his insurance policy! He says they will prevent Cena from sending for the shovel!

The Bullet Club say the love beating up John Cena! More than Christmas! More than getting on top of their hot asian wife! WHOA! They renamed July 4 to ‘BEAT UP JOHN CENA DAY’!!!! That’s gonna be trending surely!

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See what I’m gonna do this week, is play Mortal Kombat XL, listen to some Wu-Tang, have sexy time with my lady, then BEAT UP JOHN CENA!

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NO!!!! The New Day can’t say that about the Wyatt man dem????? Saying they ‘keep it in the family’????? Xavier is right – I hope New Day take this Wyatt challenge seriously! Otherwise we won’t see UpUpDownDown again!

I hope this match doesn’t show USA go on like they are better than the rest of the world in this massive 16-man elimination match!

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Let this sink in people! Wack Swagger, Wack Ryder in the main event, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn on the same side… well not for long – Owens just had to hit Zayn with the chair… this would be f**ked up if Wack Ryder was to win this sh!t for Team USA… after all, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

After Cesaro turned on his team and uppercut everyone in sight apart from the Big Show, Wack Ryder pins him… oh my god this cannot be happening!

Big Show tagged in – drops the Sean Price punch on Jericho and the chokeslam to Bertie! Only Sheamus left!

Wack Ryder hit the Rough Ryder on Sheamus and picks up the win…. F**K OUTTA HERE! I’m off to Beat Up John Cena… but first, let me leave you with this thing of beauty…

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NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 15: Tennis champion Serena Williams attends the 2015 Sports Illustrated Sportsperson Of The Year Ceremony at Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on December 15, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

 

 

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Monday Night Raw #1204, June 20, 2016!!!

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The defending champion, Roman Reigns, with a vicious, violent side to him as he battles the man who never lost his championship in Seth Rollins…

Seth Rollins, counters the spear into the PEDIGREE! But Reigns kicks out!

Seth Rollins, hit the second pedigree, Rollins, reborn, rebuild, RECLAIMED his WWE Championship… BUT WAIT!

DEAN AMBROSE! Claps Rollins in his head with the briefcase, CASHES IN HIS CHEQUE! Hits Rollins with the Dirty Deeds – BLAOW!

DEAN AMBROSE – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION!

In other news, Smackdown Live July 19 will be the OFFICIAL DAY of the draft… yep that will get butts in the seats… y’all know everyone will be tuning in!

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RAW #1204! It just hit me, where was the confetti when Deano won the title??? I like this though… he could be a true menace to Steph and society!

I’m watching Renee Young interviewing Sami Zayn on the Raw pre-show, is it me, or does Renee look ‘glowing’?????? I mean, she is gorgeous and flirtatious every week, but this week in particular….

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No way! Dean Ambrose nearly left the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt in the WWF PROPA TINGZtaxi????? IS HE INSA….. OH WAIT!!!!

LOOK AT HIM! The title looks good on him don’t you agree!

Yes Rollins! The bible say – What Goes Around, Comes Around, and lick you in your head side with the briefcase! Talk about poetic justice!

I wonder what Roman Reigns is gonna do… he will shake Deano’s hand won’t he?

Yeah Reigns – f**k the fans!!!! They don’t know what the f**k they talking about! The women & children tryna counter the virgin’s chants of ‘YOU CAN’T WRESTLE!’ and big respect to Roman Reigns for telling the fools to chill, drink their beer and shut the f**k up!

Seth Rollins says the title was ‘stolen’… ah-nah! Seth, you did it to Reigns, and Deano did it to you, so you too need to shut the f**k up!

Damnit, Stephanie is not in effect… and she’s not in the Infamous Informer’s bed… but Shane is the bossman this week, and he says Seth & Roman must battle it out this week! Winner fights Deano at the Battleground joint!

If it turns out to be the Shield triple threat orgy this only means something big about to go down for the Summerslam…

…and the Kevin Owens Vs Sami Zayn feud continues! But I’m not interested in the match itself… I wanna know where it goes storyline wise!

Zayn wins on this night! But he forgot the golden rule! You NEVER win against Kevin Owens!!!! Owens kicked Zayn in his mouth! The ruckus continues! What stipulation they gonna have going into the Battleground? I say LOSER LEAVES RAW match… on some Last Man Standing match! you can’t answer the count of 10, your @$$ is going to Smackdowns! Even Mike Cole is hinting at it!

The fight still spilling backstage! Not quite Brock & Undertaker but you know how it goes!

Oh no! Who let John Meningitis in??? We don’t want him to run Smackdown???!!! Or Raw for that matter!

I love Enzo & Cass! Well who doesn’t? But Enzo’s attire yo, you defo can’t teach that and I don’t wanna be taught that!!!

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I’ll tell you something else – I don’t wanna be taught what the Vaudevillians are wearing either! It’s straight baggy jeans, timberlands, XXL shirts over here! Pimp suits! None of that pansy sh!t!

Can’t we get DMX for WrestleMania 33 to bring in AJ Styles? (what? it’s not DMX’s tune??? aaaah sheeeet…. he’s making a comeback as well!)

Wait a minute! AJ Styles wants the bullet club to apologize for f**kin up the match with Cena???? They tryna pull a fast one!

They apologized! Now they must apologize to Cena! They should kowtow to him!!!!

Wow Cena got the whole crowd behind him! How the hell did he do that????

I love the Bullet Club’s heel creativity!!! AJ Styles can’t fight Cena???? He gotta go on the Austin podcast!!!! Styles says Anderson should be punished for his insolence!

Cena about to hit the AA on Anderson… here comes Gallows and Styles! Stamp out his blodclart! MAGIC KILLER – BLAOW! Then a Styles Clash – BLAOW!

Ok, Baron Corbin is out here… who is he fighting? Wack Ryder? This is a downgrade – in the meantime – here’s a pic of Renee Young… for NO REASON!

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Charlotte says when she mash-up Team PCB, she rose to the top…. that she did… on MR GRANT DADDY!!!! I took her long legs, Thrust her hips on my Johnson and she went – WOOOOOOOOOO!

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Paige Vs Charlotte for the World Wrestling Federation Women’s championship! Come on Charlotte! Not long to go girl! Hey, there’s a FB wrestling group calledGRANT BODY PHENOM The 434, how come there isn’t a Facebook wrestling group called The 301? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Dana Brooke’s foolishness costed Paige the championship, too bad! But I fear Charlotte’s title reign may end soon, she might not break the 301, because Sasha has returned! Charlotte sent Dana after Sasha! The boss punched Dana thru school buses – PPPPPPP! She has come for the belt! No more UpUpDownDown games!

Rusev – you sir are the #5 luckiest dude walking the planet with that Lana! #4, Triple TEEF with Stephanie, #3, Deano with Renee Young, #2, Uso with Naomi, and #1… ME! GRANT BODY-P! With the love of my life – HIP HOP! She knows who she is.. I LOVE YOU BABYGIRL!

OHHHH SNAP! RUSEV DUN IT NOW! He disrespect Titus kids! Titus is all fist and fire! But if that was me, I wouldn’t come down to the ring with wrestling trunks on, it would be straight TIMBERLAND BOOTS, ROC-A-WEAR Jeans, KARL KANI SHIRT, steel chair in hand and somebody ain’t making it to the altar!

Could a Shane Vs Jericho feud be brewing???? Jericho called Shane a stupid idiot! Shane says those 69 thumbtacks won’t be sh!t if Jericho calls him that again!

MAIN EVENT JUMP OFF! Seth Rollins Vs Roman Reigns! Deano at ringside sitting right next to JAY-BEE!

COLE: How do you feel over the last 24 hours since winning the title?

AMBROSE: I haven’t slept, I’m wearing the same clothes…

WE KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING… DON’T WE PEOPLE! YOU DIRTY DAWG YOU!

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Fans – if you gonna be anti-Reigns, don’t count with him while beats down Rollins in the corner with those clubbin’ blows! YOU DYAM ARSE!

After a gruelling battle, both guys failed to make the 10 count! But Shane says NO! Deano says NO! It’s the SHIELD ORGY AT BATTLEGROUND! The match you always wanted!

And now the Austin podcast has jumped off! Now Styles… don’t get the Bullet Club up in there! Austin took out the NWO!

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Monday Night Raw #1203, June 12, 2016!!!

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It’s showtime!

She ain’t got no Money In The Bank
She be walkin round actin all stank
Now she at the party lookin at me
Hopin she could get saved by me
I’m lookin at her like I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl
She got her hand open like I’m finna pay that girl!

In other news, Insane Championship Wrestling is coming to Smack Talk Centre’s home town of Wolverhampton Nov 4… well THE GRANT SAYS HE’S NEVER GOING! Y’all can enjoy yourselves…I don’t support that narstyness, one man take out his tings and put it in next man face and jerk it at the crowd, me nah pay mi munny to see a man privates! NO SAH!

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RAW #1203! It’s about that time again people! THE RAW BEFORE MUNNY INNAH BANK! I GOT MY PEANUTS AND ICE CREAM… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!!!

It’s been called the biggest Money In The Bank this year???? I know they have to hype it up but that’s huge! Considering how the 2011 one was built up! It was like WWE was facing an apocalypse!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe New Day might be an addict for sneakers but I’m not so sure they can run through Enzo & Cass, the Vaudevillians and the Bullet Club so easy!

This is what we came to see! The New Day in a verbal sword skills contest against Enzo & Cass!

Enzo can’t talk about ‘Francesca’ like that???? She ain’t a slut like Stephanie????? Did someone throw the PG rating out the window?

I find it amusing how the Vaudevillians claim they are ‘quite manly’ when their wrestling attire looks too tight….!!

Did I just hear the bullet club be branded ‘SAWFT’???? I think I did! Do these guys know who they are talking to? They put the Japanese wrestlers on notice!

The New Day… 295 days as World Wrestling Federation tag team champions! They hang on another month, and they beat the record of Brian Kendrick & Paul London! With that said, I’m backing New Day ALL THE WAY  at the Munny Innah Bank!

Sometimes it shows that too much clowning doesn’t win you matches… Bullet Club – the only serious tag team, hit Kingston with the Magic Killer – BLAOW! BALL GAME!

This week! In the Ambrose Asylum – Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns! The Shield reunited! Well sort of… this segment right here could tell the story!

Now some of you wrestling fools actually made a meme and it looked like this:

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See this is why you fans are NOT GOOD BOOKERS. You are NOT GOOD BUSINESS PEOPLE. Seth & Roman are in a feud currently for the World Wrestling Federation Championship this Sunday with Deano possibly in the middle. So how the f**k are the Shield on the same page? A match of this magnitude should be saved for a Summerslam or more likely Survivor Series…USE YOUR BRAAAAAAAAINNN!!!!

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Oh HELL NO! What is Ka- er I mean Glenn doing in his Sunday School trousers???? Actually he gave me joke – he gave Shane a letter of recommendation from The Undertaker????!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW THAT’S FUNNY!

Oh dear! Rusev with an ambush attack on Titus! He’s tryna take Titus out the game early! He put the belt in Titus face like ‘you never gonna get this sh!t!’ THAT’S how to build a US Title match!

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Ok let’s reunite The Shield!!!! Er… sort of!

Looks like Seth is not such a party pooper after all! He brought up all the good times! Got the crowd chanting Boo-tista, all sorts of sh!t!

Seth is giving Roman props! Why can’t you fans give him props! And Seth keeps it 100!

Great comeback promo by Roman!!!! You still not gonna give him props?

Even Deano just hit them with the warning! He could cash in his cheque and beat the both of em! He just hit the Dirty Deeds on Roman – BLAOW! Your dream match could well happen this Sunday at the Munny Innah Bank! It ain’t my dream match… my dream match happened April 1, 2012 in Miami FLORIDA! And it involved a special referee, a Cell and a man I hated in the attitude era and a man who is and always will ne the don of DONS!

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More flirting between Deano & Stephanie!!!! If anything happens… Renee Young… you know where to find me! On di twitter! @MZATheInfamous!

Question – if Paige keeps yelling ‘THIS IS MY HOUSE!’, does she pay the rent on that wrestling ring? Answers On A Postcard please!

OH SNAP!!!! Paige just pinned Charlotte! Right after Dana Brooke threw Charlotte’s fine self back in the ring! Get Paige a title match against Charlotte on Smackdown and make Paige lose! I wanna see Charlotte break the record of 301 days damnit! Then, I’ll long d!ck her, and break her ovaries!

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MUNNY INNAH BANK JUMP OFF MATCH! Sheamus Vs Apollo Crews! But Sheamus, kick down Wack Ryder’s teeth so far down his throat that Wack Ryder can’t say WOO WOO WOO any more!

Apollo Crews just rushed Sheamus!!!! He went in and beat out his blodclart!

Good lord what a counter technique into a sunset flip pin by Zayn! Even Cesaro wasn’t ready for that sh!t! Now to those who say wrestling is ‘dying’, get out the attitude era and shut the f**k up! In fact go to your room! Go and watch E3 or something…

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FOR REAL???? This match is 15 years in the making? THE WWE GUY VS THE TNA GUY! It’s a contract signing!!! WrestleMania quality according to Mike Cole! Yeah man forget Las Vegas, let’s go back to Dallas Texas! Fill that muthaf***a up to 100,000+ again! Let’s do this WrestleMania 32.5 sh!t!!! Cena mentioning all other promotions where Styles won more than 15 championships! All we need is Undertaker! Brock Lesnar! Triple TEEF! The Rock! Goldberg!

Oh snap! There are two contracts… if AJ Styles signs the one with The Club at ringside… but he would be a member of the B!TCH CLUB! Cena you outta order & bright!

WHOA! AJ STYLES claims he would have been the man if he was in the WWE 15 years ago! I’m not so sure AJ because that dirty Triple Teef was the champ with Evolution! You probably would have been on Smackdown or something! You gotta keep it real yo!

Check it out! If Kevin Owens and Bertie cannot co-exist, then the Lucha Dragons would take their place in the munny innah bank ladder match! Oh well Lucha fans, you can have hope right?

Hang on – Kevin Owens was gonna walk out the match? I thought he wanted the briefcase? every week he’s like – That’s MY CONTRACT!

So hold on… Zayn is on commentary, Kevin Owens wants in, Bertie finds himself as timekeeper, so does that make Cesaro the special guest referee for this Deano vs Jericho match?

Nope – he gonna be the ring announcer… No Shane!!!! Referee would have been so much better!

Looks like Glenn is out of the running to run Smackdown as well… I don’t know why Shane didn’t put the testicle incident behind him – he’s a proud father of three isn’t he???

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Kevin Owens chatting a bit too much, and Deano slaps the headphones off Owens headtop!

We knew ruckus would break loose, but Cesaro is a joker isn’t he? fighting in his good suit and dark glasses like his name is Agent Smith!

Meanwhile Jericho climbs the ladder and claims the briefcase! Problem is, it was on RAW… YOU STUPID IDIOT!

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Monday Night Raw #1202, June 6, 2016!!

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In a way I feel sorry for Michael Bisping. It took him about a decade to finally climb the UFC mountain, but this muthaf***a Brock Lesnar had to steal the limelight didn’t he! Now they sent Mark Hunt to deal with the conqueror! No one can beat him in WWE, So they had no choice!

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In other news, I have no sympathy for Ariel Helwani. He should know better as a journalist, you don’t leak sh!t and spoil sh!t on the internet. He couldn’t give UFC fans the mark out element of surprise satisfaction. UFC were 100-1000% right to ban his b!tch @$$… Dirt sheets are the devil, and this is living proof.

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RAW #1202! Can we not talk about RAW and talk about the beautiful Arianny instead? NO? ARRRRRR DAMNIT!!!!

Where the backside this interview deh? While I’m waiting for RAW to start,  and Paul Heyman said he interviews Brock Lesnar… 7pm EST he said. I’m here checking his twitter, WWF PROPA TINGZhis YouTube, and I don’t see a rarse. Heyman Hustle my back foot!

So w’happen – Jericho, Owens, Zayn, Cesaro, Ambrose and Bertie are all standing on ladders cutting a promo? Ok interesting! Ambrose is like – enough foolishness – lets start fighting so I can brukk up your blouse cup!

Look at Cesaro – he  looks out-of-place in his suit compared to the others doesn’t he? He did blow Jericho up – he invented this sh!t and never won the sh!t!

Wait a minute – Teddy Long? He’s gonna put the guys in a tag te…. wait a minute – Stephanie? He called her – baby girl! HELL YEAH! But Stephanie can’t tell Teddy to get to steppin???? Who taught her that? You can’t teach that? unless your name is Enzo Amore or GRANT BODY-P!

Who taught Stephanie to dance like that???? It wasn’t Triple TEEF – He only knows Motorhead!

Steph has put the guys in single matches… as Cesaro fights Jericho, who would have thought that Jericho’s ‘stupid idiot’ phrase would get over!

OH NOW THE BROCK LESNAR INTERVIEW IS UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE – AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! RAW IS ON… YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Oh… it’s only 7 minutes long… I’m sure I can watch it while a crappy match is on!

Whoa! Jericho countered the giant swing? Cesaro tries a springboard attack – Jericho counters with a Codebreaker – BLAOW! He might just be the best in the world in what he does!

How did Cesaro manage to counter the Walls of Jericho into the giant swing then into the sharpshooter????? WOW!!!! Great contest!!!

I knew they would make this a 3 and half years in the making thing from 2012 when The Shield start til now…you know I try to tell the wrestling fans that but as usual, I’m just a  casual fan… not a wrestling expert like you lot!

Wack Swagger still has a job? That muthaf***a should have been future endeavoured! Oh- it’s his hometown? SO?????!!!!! Make him find his yard! RUSEV CRUSH! BREAK HIS BACK!

Mike Cole just said “Swagger – former World Heavyweight Champion!” sheeeeeeet!!!!

Hold up – Rusev wins by count out but Swagger is not done with Rusev? They are not thinking of making this a Triple Threat are they?

AVENUE!!!! JOHN CENA SUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUCKS! F**K THAT – JOHN CENA IS GREAT!

Oh come on Cena what sort of question is that? WHY AJ WHY? Obviously Cena is dumber than I thought, I thought he was smarter than that because he comes across as that on Total Divas…

…and nothing has changed – WHOA!!!! Cena said ‘BULLET CLUB!’ I bet Vincent Kennedy is losing his sh!t in the control room!

GOOD LORD – JOHN CENA IS GOING IN!!!! DAYUUM AJ STYLES DON’T WANT NONE!!!!!

GOOD LORD – STYLES JUST SAID – CENA TAKES SHOVELS AND BURIES GUYS LIKE HIM! YO I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITALS! THE IWC GOT SUPER SPERM ALL OVER THE COMPUTER!

Just as the Bullet Club was about to brukk up Cena, The New Day come through! No skipping, no booty-os, no trombone – THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS!

This segment is WrestleMania quality!!!! I award that segment 5/5 Undertaker title reigns!

Enzo Amore’s mic skills are so off the hook, I’m not so sure John Cena can test him in hardcore thuganomics!

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Massive respect to Enzo & Cass who showed love to Muhammad Ali – seriously – how can you not show love? Straight up and down, if you got hate for Ali, get the f**k off my plantation!

No way – the Vaudevillians tried to f**k up Enzo… and Big Cass hs straight lost it. This ain’t no wrestling match – Big Cass was like – ring the f**k!n bell and disqualify me I don’t give a f**k – I’m gonna stomp these muthaf***az out back to NXT!

Hold up – TEDDY LONG STRUCK AGAIN! He just said – get the Vaudevillians, Enzo & Cass, Bullet Club, and The New Day, and throw them in a Fatal 4 Way match for the munny innah bank! Then Stephanie takes all the credit???? She can’t do that?? Reminds me when Sophia Stewart wrote the Matrix story and got no props for it…

The way WWE has built up the profiles of both Reigns and Rollins has been off the hook… again – WrestleMania quality. I dare say this could be the hottest Money innah bank since 2011 when CM Punk and John Cena collided… what a program that was!

…and then there is Ambrose… Mike Cole, JBL and that other dude keep talking of the possibility that Ambrose could win then he can cash his cheque for the Shield triple threat match… well I can’t avoid it any longer, and at least it won’t be at WrestleMania!

Ambrose defeats Kevin Owens, then attempts to make a statement y grabbing a ladder and reaching for the briefcase… but Owens recovers and throws Ambrose off the ladder! If Owens doesn’t win… it will be worries or everybody!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Now here’s what I’ve been waiting for! My ‘bit on the side’ Charlotte with her fine leggy self! Dana Brooke with those lush t!TT!£$!

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I don’t know about earning my respect Charlotte, but you definitely earned my lust… standing at attention! But I am interested to see where this is going…

Dana – Nattie and Becky speak the truth – Charlotte turned on her flesh & blood… you have no chance! Unless you’re gonna use Charlotte before she uses you!

Big ups to WWE wack and every time for putting their spin on the Muhammad Ali tribute… hold on –  is this man in the WWE Hall Of Fame? But jabronies like Drew Carey are in before him????? Unforgivable WWE…

Ok the New Day are back out now… in a better mood it seems, they must have been playing some Tekken backstage and uploading it to UpUpDownDown!!! They must have had Sasha up in there lifting their spirits… if you know what I mean!

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Oh no – Xavier Woods taken out the game early… not good for New Day at all!

Clearly The Bullet Club get the win… but there were not done! Wanna stamp out Kingston? That’s not right! Here comes Cena! Like it’s 2005 all over again! Kingston recovers with a drop kick, Big E comes through with the Big Ending and Cena hits the FUAA! Ooooh the haters ain’t gonna like that!

NO…. the word is that death got Kimbo Slice too… death will not rest… one of these days somebody gonna come kick death’s @$$!

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Monday Night Raw #1201, May 30, 2016!!!

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Straight up and down, I think WWE are trolling you b!tch @$$£$. I put ONE guess in this sh!t, and I say it’s the new WWE2K17 game. All you muthaf***az guessing anything from Rey Mysterio to Kurt Angle. Me? I’m not gonna rack my brains, waste energy on thinking that somebody else coming through other than Cena.  My experience and common sense says that when WWE tease something cryptic like this on twitter, it never turns out to be a big star or return. You lot gonna be angry after this week’s RAW let me tell ya!

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In other news, er…this NXT Takeover Brooklyn thing being cancelled… are you fans really that dumb? The NXT Takeover: The End joint is JUST THE NAME TO MARK ‘THE END’ OF THE FINN BALOR VS SAMOA JOE SAGA. This blog is for intelligent wrestling muthaf***az only. I could go on a wrestling rant about this to expose you but that can wait…

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RAW #1201! John Cena can save you. He don’t need to save me because I’m already saved!!!! YOU FICKLE FOOL!

10 BELL SALUTE FOR MEMORIAL DAY. NUFF RESPECT DUE!

I thought we were gonna start this sh!t with John Cena and get this sh!t out the way but nope – Shane McMahon come cross!

Why boo Stephanie? I bet some of you get turned on if your woman slapped your face during carnal activity…

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Dayum Stephanie got that Vincent Kennedy bass in her voice when she says – Welcome to Monday Night RAW!!!

I know the McMahons don’t like to be interrupted… but when the New Day come out… they know how to get Stephanie dancing!

Look at Stephanie trying to hide her face when New Day whine their waist…

Where is Shane going???? Dropping two foot! I think Stephanie is going in!! NO! not these Vaudevillian dinosaur jabronies? God damnit I wanted to see Stephanie twerk it twerk it!

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Blasted Vaudevillians… yo Xavier – lick them down with the trombone!

Oh snap! The Bullet Club mans attacking the New Day for no reason! Hold on – there IS a reason… they want the belts… uh-oh…!!!! Magic Killer to Big E – BLAOW!!!

Come on Big Show you know full well Apollo Crews don’t back down from nobody! Have you seen his fighting style Big Show???? OBSERVE…

Trust me – he ain’t backing down from nobody!!!!

Er…. what’s my hero Kane got to do with the Warcraft film? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me – @MZATheInfamous!

Mixed response by the Green Bay Wisconsin crowd to my dude Roman Reigns! It’s all good! A DON DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP!

HERE WE GO! TWO BAD BULL CLASH! SETH ROLLINS COMING TO PROVE HE STILL DA MAN!

Hold up – why did Seth u-turn on THE GUY??? Oh.. he wants to chat instead… maybe not! he threw away the mic and thought – f**k it! or maybe not… ah I see… mind games!!!!! Roman Reigns folding his arms like – COME ON SON!!!

Why are the crowd chanting Justin Beiber??? Am I missing something? Answers on a postcard!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PRE-ORDER WWE2K17 AND PLAY AS GOLDBERG?????!!!! LET THE INTERNET WRESTLING FOOLS BEGIN THEIR B!TCHING!

I’m guessing the 2K showcase mode has you play as Goldberg and go through all 172 matches…

I guess this is the part where Rusev runs down America on Memorial Day and then – AVENUE!!!

Oh I get it… Zack Ryder gonna get f**ked up by Rusev, then that’s when his bredrin Cena comes out… in the meantime I’ll pre-order my WWE2K17…

SWITCH!!!! Titus O’Neill!!! He’s carrying the American flag… here we go again… and just like that… Titus went from being fired for touching Vincent Kennedy to becoming the top face… in one fell swoop!

With that now, we got the main event jump off as a 6-man tag featuring the participants of the munny innah bank ladder match, guess who becomes #7… AVENUE!!!!!

OH NO! Even Stephanie is disgusted with Charlotte! OK – Charlotte you know you f**ked upGRANT BODY PHENOM right? WOW! Called her a waste of talent! Not even Eva Marie or Cameron got that!

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Enzo & Cass – officially best trash talkers on the mic now! Dudley Boyz know not to talk back – just come to the ring and fight! No doubt, if you put the New Age Outlaws and 2 Cool in a pot a stir – ou would get Enzo & Cass. They in the wrong era rude boy!

AVENUE!!! STC’s Robert Ashford is swearing at the screen, STC’s Stephen Cooper has kicked his woman out of bed and he has applied the vaseline… JOHN CENA IS BACK!!!

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AAAAAAH SH!T! Cena still thinks he run tingz! But the music hit – THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! And the crowd didn’t do sh!t! That should have been a mark-out moment right there!

AJ STYLES! LET’S GO CENA! AJ STYLES! LET’S GO CENA! Now we know why AJ Styles is not in the munny innah bank match! This chant has been going on for two, three minutes straight! Ok I take it back about the crowd!

Fancy that – AJ Styles – who used to be a TNA guy, is saying Welcome back to John Cena???? WHOA!

Hold up – the Bullet club mans out to cause trouble… but SWITCH! AJ STYLES TURNED EVIL AGAINST CENA! THEY BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!!!! WROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! THAT WAS DAN!

We should calm down after that, but now we got Natalya, Dana Brooke and Charlotte sexy @$$ out here…

Nattie needs back up – Charlotte & Dana on that double team sh!t… but Becky Lynch runs out ready to throw fist and foot! Charlotte & Dana got outta there…

Ok Ziggler and Corbin gonna have a technical wrestling contest… f**k that – I’ll leave you to watch that sh!t – I like ruckus… like what I saw with Styles and Cena!

WTF! Ziggler switched up – a kick in Corbin seedbag – BLAOW!!! Thank god I didn’t have to sit through that sh!t – that would have bored me to death!

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The Miz is so wack that he has to put his Facebook live video on the titantron – because he knows no one will watch that sh!t on their own accord!

I guess there won’t be a seventh entrant in the munny innah bank ladder match.. but hey, there are still a few weeks left until the PPV…

Oh no! Jericho’s ‘stupid idiot’ catch phrase has caught on! Are the T-shirt designers brainstorming ideas right now?

A string of signature moves by each person culminating to a Dirty Deeds super move from Deano gives him, Sami Zayn and Cesaro the win over Y2J, Owens and Bertie…

Enough of that sh!t… while I marked out over the WWE2K17 game, I didn’t stop to realise that the car Goldberg was travelling in, was heading to ‘suplex city’…and Goldberg had a smirk on his face… don’t panic wrestling fools…IT’S JUST A GAME!

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