Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
She ain’t got no Money In The Bank
She be walkin round actin all stank
Now she at the party lookin at me
Hopin she could get saved by me
I’m lookin at her like I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl
She got her hand open like I’m finna pay that girl!
In other news, Insane Championship Wrestling is coming to Smack Talk Centre’s home town of Wolverhampton Nov 4… well THE GRANT SAYS HE’S NEVER GOING! Y’all can enjoy yourselves…I don’t support that narstyness, one man take out his tings and put it in next man face and jerk it at the crowd, me nah pay mi munny to see a man privates! NO SAH!
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RAW #1203! It’s about that time again people! THE RAW BEFORE MUNNY INNAH BANK! I GOT MY PEANUTS AND ICE CREAM… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!!!
It’s been called the biggest Money In The Bank this year???? I know they have to hype it up but that’s huge! Considering how the 2011 one was built up! It was like WWE was facing an apocalypse!
The New Day might be an addict for sneakers but I’m not so sure they can run through Enzo & Cass, the Vaudevillians and the Bullet Club so easy!
This is what we came to see! The New Day in a verbal sword skills contest against Enzo & Cass!
Enzo can’t talk about ‘Francesca’ like that???? She ain’t a slut like Stephanie????? Did someone throw the PG rating out the window?
I find it amusing how the Vaudevillians claim they are ‘quite manly’ when their wrestling attire looks too tight….!!
Did I just hear the bullet club be branded ‘SAWFT’???? I think I did! Do these guys know who they are talking to? They put the Japanese wrestlers on notice!
The New Day… 295 days as World Wrestling Federation tag team champions! They hang on another month, and they beat the record of Brian Kendrick & Paul London! With that said, I’m backing New Day ALL THE WAY at the Munny Innah Bank!
Sometimes it shows that too much clowning doesn’t win you matches… Bullet Club – the only serious tag team, hit Kingston with the Magic Killer – BLAOW! BALL GAME!
This week! In the Ambrose Asylum – Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns! The Shield reunited! Well sort of… this segment right here could tell the story!
Now some of you wrestling fools actually made a meme and it looked like this:
See this is why you fans are NOT GOOD BOOKERS. You are NOT GOOD BUSINESS PEOPLE. Seth & Roman are in a feud currently for the World Wrestling Federation Championship this Sunday with Deano possibly in the middle. So how the f**k are the Shield on the same page? A match of this magnitude should be saved for a Summerslam or more likely Survivor Series…USE YOUR BRAAAAAAAAINNN!!!!
Oh HELL NO! What is Ka- er I mean Glenn doing in his Sunday School trousers???? Actually he gave me joke – he gave Shane a letter of recommendation from The Undertaker????!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW THAT’S FUNNY!
Oh dear! Rusev with an ambush attack on Titus! He’s tryna take Titus out the game early! He put the belt in Titus face like ‘you never gonna get this sh!t!’ THAT’S how to build a US Title match!
Ok let’s reunite The Shield!!!! Er… sort of!
Looks like Seth is not such a party pooper after all! He brought up all the good times! Got the crowd chanting Boo-tista, all sorts of sh!t!
Seth is giving Roman props! Why can’t you fans give him props! And Seth keeps it 100!
Great comeback promo by Roman!!!! You still not gonna give him props?
Even Deano just hit them with the warning! He could cash in his cheque and beat the both of em! He just hit the Dirty Deeds on Roman – BLAOW! Your dream match could well happen this Sunday at the Munny Innah Bank! It ain’t my dream match… my dream match happened April 1, 2012 in Miami FLORIDA! And it involved a special referee, a Cell and a man I hated in the attitude era and a man who is and always will ne the don of DONS!
More flirting between Deano & Stephanie!!!! If anything happens… Renee Young… you know where to find me! On di twitter! @MZATheInfamous!
Question – if Paige keeps yelling ‘THIS IS MY HOUSE!’, does she pay the rent on that wrestling ring? Answers On A Postcard please!
OH SNAP!!!! Paige just pinned Charlotte! Right after Dana Brooke threw Charlotte’s fine self back in the ring! Get Paige a title match against Charlotte on Smackdown and make Paige lose! I wanna see Charlotte break the record of 301 days damnit! Then, I’ll long d!ck her, and break her ovaries!
MUNNY INNAH BANK JUMP OFF MATCH! Sheamus Vs Apollo Crews! But Sheamus, kick down Wack Ryder’s teeth so far down his throat that Wack Ryder can’t say WOO WOO WOO any more!
Apollo Crews just rushed Sheamus!!!! He went in and beat out his blodclart!
Good lord what a counter technique into a sunset flip pin by Zayn! Even Cesaro wasn’t ready for that sh!t! Now to those who say wrestling is ‘dying’, get out the attitude era and shut the f**k up! In fact go to your room! Go and watch E3 or something…
FOR REAL???? This match is 15 years in the making? THE WWE GUY VS THE TNA GUY! It’s a contract signing!!! WrestleMania quality according to Mike Cole! Yeah man forget Las Vegas, let’s go back to Dallas Texas! Fill that muthaf***a up to 100,000+ again! Let’s do this WrestleMania 32.5 sh!t!!! Cena mentioning all other promotions where Styles won more than 15 championships! All we need is Undertaker! Brock Lesnar! Triple TEEF! The Rock! Goldberg!
Oh snap! There are two contracts… if AJ Styles signs the one with The Club at ringside… but he would be a member of the B!TCH CLUB! Cena you outta order & bright!
WHOA! AJ STYLES claims he would have been the man if he was in the WWE 15 years ago! I’m not so sure AJ because that dirty Triple Teef was the champ with Evolution! You probably would have been on Smackdown or something! You gotta keep it real yo!
Check it out! If Kevin Owens and Bertie cannot co-exist, then the Lucha Dragons would take their place in the munny innah bank ladder match! Oh well Lucha fans, you can have hope right?
Hang on – Kevin Owens was gonna walk out the match? I thought he wanted the briefcase? every week he’s like – That’s MY CONTRACT!
So hold on… Zayn is on commentary, Kevin Owens wants in, Bertie finds himself as timekeeper, so does that make Cesaro the special guest referee for this Deano vs Jericho match?
Nope – he gonna be the ring announcer… No Shane!!!! Referee would have been so much better!
Looks like Glenn is out of the running to run Smackdown as well… I don’t know why Shane didn’t put the testicle incident behind him – he’s a proud father of three isn’t he???
Kevin Owens chatting a bit too much, and Deano slaps the headphones off Owens headtop!
We knew ruckus would break loose, but Cesaro is a joker isn’t he? fighting in his good suit and dark glasses like his name is Agent Smith!
Meanwhile Jericho climbs the ladder and claims the briefcase! Problem is, it was on RAW… YOU STUPID IDIOT!
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