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Monday Night Raw #1247, April 17, 2017!!!

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Right… the Soul N Sports massive n crew – they have something every Monday called ‘Best & Worst of the Weekend. Ok so here’s mine…

Best of the Weekend: Kendrick Lamar album – DAMN! Or more importantly the last tune on the album – DUCKWORTH. HOLY SMOKES WHAT A TUNE! Shout out to Styles P & Talib Kweli who also brought forth a solid offering in ‘The Seven’. Both highly recommended.

Worst Of the Weekend: Some stupid muthaf***a shooting down people while on Facebook live like it’s really funny, and muthaf***az sharing that sh!t like the buzzards that they are. Black people are being killed for no reason by police and this sort of sh!t happens. Vincent Kennedy is right – LIFE’S NOT FAIR! YES LIFE SUCKS…and then you – WHOA!!!!

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RAW 1247! You are still the inferior show! You got Alexa Bliss – NUFF SAID!

Gotta open this up with last week’s MVP and trust me – the WWE Universe will WELCOME Braun Strowman!!!

I guess Double R had to pay a penalty for ‘retiring the Undertaker’! That is something you just don’t do!

Kurt is giving Braun the night off – but Braun wants to f**k up people… OR ELSE! Kurt is like – or else what? Why the f**k isn’t there T-Shirts with that sh!t on it? This monster among men is OVER! And I hate using wrestling terminology – Do I look ike a wrestling nerd to you??!!!

Aaaah sh!t! Braun got the Golden Truth! I’m surprised he didn’t get Finlay and Jamie Noble!

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Is Kurt afraid of Strowman or something? He sent a flimsy referee to tell him he had the night off!

Sorry Enzo, Wu-Tang Tattoo on your arm but Raw is NOT the realest show in the room. How you doin?

That’s f**ked up – Revival only come the other day and Dash Wilder is out the game already with a fractured jaw? 8 weeks out the game – welcome to the main roster muthaf***a!

(They should have went to Smackdown – the A-show… that would not have happened!)

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You see that movie White Men Can’t Jump? There is a saying on there I will never forget: ‘When you win, you really lose, and when you lose you really win…’ such is the case for Miz & Maryse – they lost the match at WrestleMania but find themselves on RAW – which WWE claims as the A show but me and you (well some of you) already knew it’s not the case… conversely, Cena and Nikki won the match, but Nikki mashed up her neck again.

Deano is right – Miz looks ridiculous in a maroon suit – But this man right here – The Infamous Informer, would make it look good!

Quote from Miz ‘I wear this because this is what SUPERSTARS look like, but you Dean, you just look like ‘WRESTLERS’…whoa… is that an insult to the IWC????

…and the rivalry has been reignited! The Miz dropped real but annoying talk, but real talk nonetheless – talks about how Deano ‘fell off’, finding himself on pre-show, all sorts of sh!t! Deano is like – I don’t care about all that bright lights and sh!t – I just love this wrestling sh!t! I’ll fight for 20 people, 100,000 people, it ain’t nothing!

Next victim – was that Kalisto who Strowman tried to f**k up? Not before he was intercepted by the Big Show!

They haven’t changed TJ Perkins music! I was looking for that Bowser music… and he’s still doing the ‘dab’… is that what it’s called?

Titus has got the idea! Actually he and Apollo Crews wouldn’t make a bad tag team actually… Crews needs CHARACTER – Titus – you can finally make this so-called brand of yours happen!

Notice I haven’t talked much wrestling? Because quite frankly, I can’t be bothered… until now – Fatal 4 Way #1 contendership for the World Wrestling Federation Women’s grant-body-pChampionship… Mickie James – Sasha Banks – Alexa Bliss – Nia Jax… winner fights Bayley at the Payback joint… once again – backing Nia Jax – a part of me wants Alexa to win so she can get buss arse by Bayley…

Then again a apart of me wants either Nia or Sasha or Mickie to buss Alexa’s arse – I don’t give a f**k if she in her hometown! The commentator just said – Alexa is that chick who would break your heart, break your jaw and you would still look at her on instagram – NO SHE’S NOT!!!! THE GRANT SAYS – I’m on instagram @infamousgrantbodyp – and I don’t wanna look at her b!tch @$$… not when I have women like Rosa Acosta on my instagram!

Rosa Acosta

Who the f**k does Alexa think she is? How is she gonna scream at Sasha – ‘This is my division now!’ This is what I mean – the ratchet has NO MANNERS – she was as good as done in the bank statement, but sh!t – Nia did all the damage and Alexa took advantage and is now through to Payback! Backing Bayley 100%!! Promise me you won’t drop any poems Bayley!!!!!

Do you think Heath Slater watches Curt Hawkins in the back and thinks ‘I’m glad I’m not at the bottom of the barrel anymore?’

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OH NO!!!! Jericho just made a fantastic promo and the Drifter who keeps playing the guitar for no reason just made the list!

Now on to Wyatt… who according to you guys, loses every feud… but check it – what if Wyatt wins back the WWE Championship? Why is Brock Lesnar not scheduled to appear until AFTER Payback?

This ‘House of Horrors’ better be good Wyatt! We don’t have casket matches anymore! Damn…we not gonna have buried alive matches anymore… aah sh!t… I don’t think even I realised how big a retirement from the don of dons really was…

They say Jeff Hardy hasn’t been in a one-on-one match in 8 years. Yes I remember – last time, he was in a championship match against CM Princess Peach B!tch, and Jeff lost the title – if he lost – he had to leave WWE… that’s what happened and CM B!tch run him out the building… I remember cussing at him like – F**K CM P**K! It’s crazy how things change right?

See – I keep it 100 – I was NEVER a CM P**k fan. That was 2009. So you see wrestling fans… my dislike for Mr Brooks dates waaaaaay back…

While Cesaro has his dream match with Jeff Hardy… let’s give a shout out to Angela Yee… that is straight blatant outright teasing right there!

Angela Yee ice cream

Two things – One –  was the mighty RHYNO afraid of Braun Strowman?????

Two – I forgot to mention this earlier – funny how Big Show cussed out Strowman for beating on Kalisto – remember back in the day Big Show used to pick on Rey Mysterio? I suppose he learned his lesson when Mayweather f**ked him up at WrestleMania 24!

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Once again – The Big Show Vs Braun Strowman – come on guys – BREAK THE RING THIS TIME! One more time – we know The Big Show hasn’t got long left in his career!

Right now, according to you guys – Vincent Kennedy is jerking off until he falls out of his chair!

You mean to tell me Braun Strowman can push over an ambulance but he can’t body slam the Big Show? Oh he suplexed him? Oh ok… carry on…

This is it! HERE WE GO!!!! Or maybe not – counter technique – Strowman jumps off top ropes right into a chokeslam! And Strowman kicks out!

Strowman hits the powerslam supermove and Big Show kicked out! Come on guys – to the top ropes!

HERE WE GO! both guys battling it out! Braun jumps off the top ropes again – this time into a Sean Price punch! Strowman kicked out again! BACKSIDE! Vincent Kennedy must be a mess in the back!!!!

Booker-T said that Big Show would have to send for his big elbow off the top ropes – that was his super move back in the day – but Strowman hit the Superplex AND BRUKK THE RING!!!!! YES!!!! AND STROWMAN IS BACK ON HIS FEET! BUMBACLART!!!!!

Ok – Vincent Kennedy has officially cum. He hasn’t cum like that since he nearly got in Torrie Wilson’s panties back in 2001!

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Monday Night Raw #1186, February 15, 2016!!!

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THAT’S F**KED UP.

Look at this man. Proud father of the year, great ambassador of the World Wrestling Federation. Shows a positive attitude and example to the young generation, and the evil Vincent Kennedy McMahon suspends this man missing WrestleMania 32 in the process why? Because he ‘greeted’ him?

Beyonce Knowles, world renowned singer, a legend in her own right, a role model to women and young girls, performs a positive track against police brutality at the Superbowl and everybody loses their minds…but I bet if she twerk it twerk it and does the usual degoatory behaviour no one bats an eye lid right?

All this in Black History Month? To quote Ghostface Killah: “I AM HISTORY!”

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!

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RAW #1186! I am the Infamous Informer, and I AM HISTORY!

WWF PROPA TINGZI got my cookies, my jaffa cakes, and my hot mocha… all I need is Alicia Keys…. LET’S DO THIS SHT!

God Dayuuum! Deano just called out the prettiest ‘Beast’ I’ve ever seen! Call out Brock, you get Stephanie McMahon… I need to try that! Yo Brock!!! Come and destroy me! You think Stephanie might turn up on my doorstep wearing Victoria Secret?

WHOA! Deano gotta defend his Intercontinental Championship in a Fatal 5 Way match according to Stephanie! And it’s gonna happen now! and Roman Reigns cannot interfere! I don’t think Deano wants Reigns to interfere anyway so Stephanie – your mind games are not that great!

Enter the partcipants! Kevin Owens, Stardust, Tyler Breeze, and Ziggler! Backing Deano or Owens here!

“Respect for your pal doesn’t pay the rent… championships do!” – JBL

I think you’ll find JBL that I have respect for my flatmate, and he helps pay the rent and the utility bills!

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LAWD HAVE MERCY! Kevin Owens hit the Pop Up Powerbomb to Tyler Breeze – BLAOW! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy! BALL GAME! Kevin Owens – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION INTERCONTINENTAL… CHAMPION!!!

With this… maybe Shadfather’s prediction about Owens Vs Zayn at WrestleMania may still come true!

All this loss has done has gave Deano motovation and dedication! Renee Young’s lemon panties getting wet! Kevin Owens is like – why you interviewing that fool for? it’s all about me! Ziggler is like – I’ve been f**k!n you up all over the WWE the past few weeks – that makes me the next man to take the title! Owens is like – nah… and you know what? He might be right if Shadfather’s vision holds true!

New Day gonna be on the Cutting Edge Peep show on the Fastlane! Aaaah sh!t that should be comedy gold! Oh no! They cussing Coldplay! Can they do that???

Oh no! Is Mark Henry gonna induct Big E into the Hall of Pain? Or is Big E gonna kick in the door waving the 4-4, all I hear is Henry saying ‘don’t hit me no more?’

THIS MATCH SHOULD NOT TAKE PLACE! IT’S BLACK HISTORY MONTH DAMNIT!

Come on Anaheim! Get behind Big E! Chant Franchesca!!!!!

There is actually New Day Rocks chants on their own accord! New Day isn’t even encouraging it!

Shout out to Kendrick Lamar! He won Best Hip Hop Album at the Grammys! Well how embarrassing for Jay Electronica… his diss record doesn’t hold weight anymore!

Kendrick Lamar

RePPiN4U doesn’t support the awards… but this is great and just….

They gonna interview Brie Bella now the tragedy has come to pass… watch da ryde – Charlotte gonna come through and have no manners and cuss down Danny Bryan to get heat…

Look at Ric Flair in the background… he’s itching to do something… Charlotte is saying Brie should go home and look after Danny and Nikki!!! She’s only saying that so she doesn’t have to defend the title!!!

WHOA – dissing Brie’s unconcieved babies – you don’t do that! The sperm and the egg hasn’t even joined for goodness sake!

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Big Show is gonna test Braun Strowman… watch da ryde – the Wyatts will try and brukk up Big Show and harvest him… that time Kane and Ryback will come and help! Remember I told ya!

Oh yeah, I heard some internet dickheads saying AJ Styles got ‘buried’ because he lost ONCE to Chris Jericho… SUCH…just don’t get me started.. let’s just say they don’t grasp the fundamental rule: #WrestlingIsStoryline. If you cannot grasp that.. then YOU SIR are not a fan.

So while The Miz and AJ Styles are competing in this wrestling contest, let’s shout out Ciara… for no reason…

Ciara

OHHHHHHHHH!!!! OWWWWWWWWW! CIARA! Those legs, them look like they lead straight to heaven…

(STAY FOCUSSED ON THE WRESTLING GRANT!)

Do I have to??? I know AJ Styles is exciting to watch…. but look at Ciara though! Has she got draws on???

Look Miz – Your Skull Crushing Finale is no match for the phenomenal one!

…and if you didn’t tap out of that calf crusher submission… you wouldn’t be walking on none of your so called film sets – have you seen this muthaf***a in films?

Right the word on the street is, that The Dudley Boyz will no longer use tables in their matches… Have the New Day won the campaign?

I suppose The Dudleys have a point, if you wanna see Tables… go to the WWE Network and you can watch all that sh!t… but that doesn’t mean other teams can’t use tables! God Bless the New Day! The Dudley Noys finally see the Power of Positivity! They are thinking of the future! The children, who get their education with these tables! My signature on the petition did not go in vain!

Fastlane

Instead of talking about Paige and Summer rae fighting as it doesn’t interest me at all… word on the street is Kendrick Lamar cleaned up all the grammys! We need one of his tunes right here to celebrate!

I think Jay Electronica is headed for the chair! After all, his own boss at Roc Nation once said ‘Do not bark up that tree – that tree will fall on you! I don’t know why your advisers ain’t forewarned you!’

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WHOA! Summer Rae beat Paige???!!! Maybe I should have paid attention! SHEEEEEEEEET!

This is what I love about The Shield and when I mean The Shield I mean Ambrose & Reigns. they KNOW how this wrestling sh!t go… they will fight each other if it means the World Wrestling Federation Title…but hold up – the Dudley Boys beating on Reigns for no reason??? Nah there is a reason… am I looking into this a bit too much? Heyman leaves the ring, He got his dude Lesnar, Dudleys attack Roman… is Heyman rebuilding his extreme army again???

WTF??? The Vincent J. McMahon Legacy of Excellence Award Next week on RAW? Only one man is gonna get it??? I so want it to be the don of dons – the Undertaker… but I gotta feeling it’s him with the wonder woman arm bands! He who says Never Give Up, he who has done so many make a wishes? Gotta be him…I am him

Hold up – I’ve figured it out!!!! I know who’s won the Vincent J McMahon Legacy of Excellence Award! It’s KENDRICK LAMAR!!! YES!!! The WWE said only one man deserves the award! That’s the man right there!

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Is that Bertie with a new haircut? He looks stupid just like Sheamus! Talking of sheamus… look -he’s in action! I thought he was injured IWC??? You really know your stuff don’t you? You really believe that Dave Meltzer idiot who you see as a wressstlinggg….newwwwws….gaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd!

YOU DYAM ARSE!

Big ups to WWE for showing love to one of my favourite wrestlers of all time – the Man call Booker-T. Dude just struck me when I watched WCW one time back in the Monday Night Wars, it wasn’t about Goldberg or Sting or those NWO jabronies… but Booker-T was THAT DUDE. I remember marking the f**k out when he appeared at the King Of the Ring in 2001. jumped out my seat crazy when he was beating on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Booker-T – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!

Becky Vs My Fillet Mignon herself – Naomi… my love goes Bang bang.. BANG!!!!

WHOA! 2/3 falls contest between Kalisto and Bertie? that’s what AJ Styles should have proposed to Jericho! I can ride to that!

I love Naomi’s attire (naturally)… but wait – TEAM BAD MUST CONTINUE! Let Sasha do her thing… we needs that reunion to be official!

TEAM BAD2

I don’t care if Cameron can wrestle or not – it’s all about – U-N-I-T-Y!

This is what I don’t understand about you jabronies… how are you gonna boo the Wyatt Family because they say you gotta bow to them but when they come out you quick to pull out your gidgets gadgets and switch the light on? YOU DYAM FOOL!

Why is The Big Show f**k!n with Brawn Strowman anyway? should you be getting ready for the Stone Cold Steve Austin podcast muthaf***a? If the Wyatts f**k you up – you ain’t gonna make it!

What did I tell ya? they was gonna harvest The Big Show, then the Ryback joins in to help! Wait for the fyyyyrrrrre!!!!!

Kane & the Big Show! Double chokeslam to Luke Harper – BLAOW!!!! Ryback running round the ring on some Feed Me More sh!t!

SHEEEET, the glass should have smashed and Austin should have hit the stunner on all those muthaf***az!

Fast Lane… more like Hard Shoulder tuh-blodcleet!

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Monday Night Raw #1184, February 1, 2016!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1184, February 1, 2016!!!

Bret Hart Fight Cancer

THAT’S F**KED UP.

The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and The Best That Ever Will Be has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The GRANT SAYS WWE has a lot to answer for. WHY? Because every year, they represent the Susan Komen thing, and that’s about breast cancer, they support the Connor’s cure, but they never support the prostate cancer… borderline discrimination don’t you think?

On a serious note, Bret has fought many battles in his time. Now it’s time for Bret to fight his biggest challenge in his life. Last week the RePPiN4U Show did a F**k Cancer special… and recently, they snatched Terry Wogan. THAT’S F**KED UP.
F**K CANCER!!!

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RAW #1184! I am the Infamous Informer, I’m a student of this wrestling sh!t, and Black History, I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe WrestleMania 32 sign emblazoned high.. LET’S START THIS SH!T! WITH BRRRROCCCCK, LESSSSNARRRR! the Mayor of Suplexxxx Cittttty!!!

See the crowd chanting for it, so you IWC minorities shut the f**k up! If the fans chant for it, it’s gonna keep going!

Aaah sh!t – Triple TEEF is now the Billion Dollar trophy husband!!! I like that sh!t! Ambrose has heard enough though… they say mad men have the strength of 10 men… so suplex city for Deano may not be enough to put him down!

Deano just told Brock to take him to Suplex City! He can’t do that!!! He really is a mad man! This dude dun broke the streak – Deano just told Brock to his face he ain’t scared of him! WHOA!

Again the FastLane theme is wack… I gotta fix that! Wait Lillian is speaking in Spanish introducing Kalisto… suddenly I feel powerful in my jeans…

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Say whaaaaat? Kalisto fights Bertie AGAIN at the FastLane? I thought Bertie was injured! Are you wrestling jabronies reading dirt sheets again?

Now the League of Nations have become the League of casualties… Lana is at ringside once again… that’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Damn Kalisto twisted up Rusev all over that ring until Rusev realised he was out of the ring and then the ref counted to 10! Remember back in the days? when Lana would use her iron (masturbating) fist and say RUSEV CRUSH??? And the opponent was finished??!

NO GRANT YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT!

Stephanie is just so flirtatious!!! Does she realise that when she’s talking to Reigns & Ambrose, or whenever she’s on screen? She just oozes sexuality!

Two women who don’t ooze as much sexuality are Brie & Charlotte, who’s causing a little bit of trouble being unapologetic to Brie as the cause of Nikki’s injury… but that’s not the issue – LOOK AT RIC FLAIR Looking at Renee Young up and down… and RIGHTFULLY SO!

WORD!!!! The Usos are ‘GRAMMY AWARD’ winners??? WHOA!!! And Straight Outta Compton won NO AWARDS??? This is a travesty! Shout out to Lillian for the botch! She can botch and still look sexy doing it!

Lillian botch

Time to finally clarify things… DMX DID NOT DO AJ STYLES THEME… this jabroni did… it’s kinda catchy actually…

Damn Miz you are doing some serious d!ck riding aren’t you?

YOU WHAT???!!!!! Miz calls himself the father of the Yes movement??? DISRESPECT! AJ Styles is listening to The Miz talk sh!t, AJ Styles is one of the best wrestlers that ever did it! Yo Styles – give this muthaf***a a StylesClash super move!

That’s it Styles – BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!

Styles needs to teach some of these WWE superstars a lesson – just because you were in TNA or NJPW or ROH or wherever – DOES NOT MEAN you are inferior than them! The ignorance level is over 9000!

If WWE are celebrating Black History Month, then THE GRANT SAYS they should at least give Alicia Fox or (preferably) Naomi a title shot at Charlotte! But if that Ric Flair took a shot at Naomi.. who would get to Flair first to brukk him up… Uso… or me????I am him

With that said.. I want Ric Flair to plant one on Brie’s lips… it would be great! Anyone but Naomi!

Plant one on Alicia! DO IT FLAIR! Hold up – Brie defeated Charlotte??? OH SNAP!

Big Show Vs The Wyatt bwoy… I mean… Erick Rowan gonna get punched through schoolbuses right? The Wyatts are usually teef… maybe I should hang around and watch this… but to be honest… I wanna sandwich and a mocha coffee… you want me to get anything for you? No? Ok more for me!

Haha! That Triple Teef! Insinuating that Suplex City gone SAWFT like the NXT tag team!

Brock should have said ‘did you polish the hammer like that chick in the music video?’

PG GRANT – SH!T!

Right you see this triple threat match at Fast Lane… The Grant says this – to those who wanna see Triple vs Deano at WrestleMania… considering everything you have seen over the last two months, ask yourself – DOES THAT MATCH MAKE SENSE???

Answers on a postcard pleae – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Wait a minute – Didn’t I see this match last week? Well I’m not gonna talk about Kevin Owens Vs Ziggler again f**k that! Just for no reason – here’s a pic of that chick from Lucha Underground – GOD DAYUUUUUUUM!!! She’s my type… OHHHHHHHHH!!!

Catrina

Look at her…. OHHHHHH! (Shaking my head and screwing my face as I type this)

BIG RESPECT TO WWE for that Mark Henry tribute. I like the fact that they hinted on inducting him in the Hall Of Fame at some point as well.

THATS WHAT I DO!!!

I respect that you’re out for dolo Sasha… but a few weeks ago you was all about UNITY! Now look what you’ve done!

Well Naomi & Tamina are just making sure that is the case…the UNITY is still there… I hope!

But lets take a moment to look at my Naomi! Those blue highlights in her hair… OHHHHH! I hope Uso taps dat @$$ later… she really was the wife who got away… I could shed a tear seriously… I just know my moms would be so proud – by the way – she asked me the other day if ‘Tiffany’ is my type… she’s this woman on Big Brother. I don’t know who she is… but HELL YEAH!

Tiffany Pollard

Answers on a postcard please – who is she? Tweet me – @MZATheInfamous! I’d tear her @$$ up!!! If she doesn’t tear me up first!

Oh no they turned on Sasha… ahhh man… I guess it was coming really…

But on my WWE2K16… they stick tog…. wait there… I haven’t got Sasha on WWE2K16! I think I got Layla in there instead!

First Naomi is taking shots, now The New Day taking shots at Kanye West! Dude got fingered in his @$$ by Amber Rose – that is NOT COOL! And it’s the truth! Look how fine Amber Rose is… and the bwoy let the girl do nasty things to his doodoo bottom… SHAME…

Interesting how The New Day pointed out the kid in the crowd with the Bullet Club shirt on… camera focussed more than once… I’m saying HMMMMM!!!

Damn the Shield days were a long time ago right? Back in the days The Shield’s opponents had no chance to breathe! Now ‘AmbReigns’ are getting buss arse… and The Xavier is playing the trombone… and shouting – TOASTY!!! Like his name is Dominik Diamond in the Mortal Kombat games!

Hey side thought – whatever happened to Dominik Diamond??? Must be a middle aged man now surely???

Match dun between New day and AmbReigns – but when you hear that savage guitar riff… THAT’S IT! Well Ambrose isn’t afraid right? F5 to Ambrose – BLAOW!!! I give Ambrose 10/10 for bravery, 0 for achievement!

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Monday Night Raw #1161, August 24, 2015!!!

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0325_vince-mcmahon-wrestling_1024x576-e1395844800718What’s wrong Internet Wrestling B!tches? Don’t you want to wish Vincent Kennedy a Happy 70th Birthday? What’s wrong with you? Because you didn’t like the finishes of the main events at Summerslam??? Cena lost… that’s what you wanted right??? What – Seth ‘cheated’? He’s a HEEL!!! That’s what Steve Austin said right? This sh!t has been happening from before you born, you’ve been watching this sh!t for 40+ years… you still ain’t had no pu$$y.. and only now you’re complaining? ARE YOU DUMB MUTHAF***A??!!!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN! B!TCH!

RAW #1161! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTriple says Summerslam lived up to the hype… well 90% of these idiots think otherwise… oh sh!t – they really gonna do a statue for Rollins??!!! WHOA!!! It’s gonna be unveiled TONIGHT!!! (At time of writing this!) THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!!

OHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!T!!!! Somebody is FUUUUUMING!!! Unless you have been under a rock… The Don of Dons actually tapped out but the ref didn’t see it… the timekeeper rang the bell… if he’s eligible to do that, why doesn’t he do it every time there’s a DQ or underhanded tactics? F**KOUTTAHERE!

For real? Brock wants to face the Don of Dons now? Funny that how so knowledgable Heyman is in Social Media and Internet… he should know that Undertaker dun flew back to Texas…

Bo Dallas should have flew back to Texas… how about SUPLEX CITY B!TCH??!!!!

It’s like the red ring of death was floating over Bo’s head! Half a dozen suplexes… and an F5…. I’ll get my black suit and dark glasses…

FuneralI should shed tears for Bo Dallas but….

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Presenting the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions…. THE NEW DAY!!!!! THEY ARE KILLING IT WITH THE TROMBONE!!!! Since when did they become 10x even more funny?!!!

You still not feeling their gimmick wrestling fools???

Xavier is outta order and bright! He can’t play the trombone while The New Day are contest…..MUTHAF***A!!!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ???!!!!

I THOUGHT THESE CATS WERE IN TNA LAST WEEK???? THEY JUST BRUKK UP THE NEW DAY AND PUT EM THROUGH A TABLE – BLAOW!!!!!

THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN SUMMERSLAMS!!!!

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Damn the statue exists!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! #WrestlingIsStoryline!!!!

I’m still marking the f**k out… Wyatts, Shield I love you but yo – I can’t speak on your rematch now – That was OFF THE HOOK!

WTF NOW????? WHO THE F**K IS THAT??? BLOODY BIG WYATT MUTHAF***A JUST DESTROYED THE SHIELD!!!! I mean…. He choked them out and threw them around like rag doll!!! HOLY F**K!!! Why didn’t all this happen at Summerslams?????

THIS MUTHAF***A HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN NXT APPARENTLY!

No one’s even interested in your Miz TV…. actually yes they are! COME THRU PAIGE! CHARLOTTE! BECKY!

Er Miz… Saying you mastered the Figure Four to Charlotte is almost as dumb as Bo Dallas earlier! Tell him Charlotte – look where that got him!!!!

Paige – SHUT THE F**K UP – your voice is f**k!n horrible!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Didn’t these BellaDashian jabronies lose to PCB at Summerslams???? These b!tches need to shut the f**k up as well?

In three weeks and one day (22 days).. that’s what, RAW after Night of Champions, Nikki hits the 300??? One more title defense left (at least) and she’s done it??? Backing Nikki (unless her opponent is any member of Team BAD!)

But the crowd wants Lana???? I mean, Lana is a sexy muthaf***a but she doesn’t fit into the equation you dummies!

Too much foolishness going on in the STC page – some people haven’t grasped the idea of spoiler threads… and I’m missing this great Diva’s contest!

NO – Not the dreaded CM P**K chant??? What is wrong with these idiots? How retarded are you?

God damn muthaf****az tryna spoil sh!t while RAW is on… I’m like a Wu-Tang Ninja – I’m Swinging Swords left and right – I’m not the boss but you will respect my authoritaaaaaaah!!!

Just in case you forgot who I am, I am the Infamous Informer, Fellow Admin of the FB group – WWE smack talk centre. I am militant, but fair…. GRANT BODY -P!!! The links are at the bottom of the page. Request to Join – Don’t be a Weirdo!

Here he is – The dude who cost Cena the title at Summerslams – This dude needs to talk! But not really – it’s not hard to figure out – he’s a wrestling fan like you and me! (Well not quite like me…) He’s on that Cena hating bandwagon – he don’t want Cena to hit 16 title reigns and match Ric Flair’s record!

HOLY SH!T!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!! RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!!! SH!T!

But Flair may give Cena the approval! OFFICIALLY! He said it in interviews!

CONFIRMED! Ric Flair was pulling for Cena!

Now Cena is coming out to beat out Jon Stewart’s blodclart!

Oh man!!!! Cena always talks truth! He gave people like Owens, Neville & Zayn a chance and elevated the mid card divsion…look at Jon Stewart working brain on Cena…yes he can win back the title… but look Jon Stewart… I gotta over the streak broken… in time fans will get over the inevitable… it’s only been delayed… then again fans haven’t got over HBK in Montreal, even though HBK and Bret Hart play WWE2K16 together – they have an advanced beta copy you see.

HBK BRETCena Haters are the worst. You know why? Because 95% of them cannot back it with an intelligent response…it’s like convincing the Ku Klux Klan that black people are great… The ignorance is off the chart and they cannot be reasoned with or bargained with.

Hey – shout out to Lana! She ditched the blouse and skirt and has gone all out! Let’s get a picture of this sexy b!tch!

Lana new lookShame Ziggler ruined the picture…

GRANT BODY – P!

You know The New Day is so over with the fans that they use the New Day clap with anything now…on this case the 8 man tag match with Orton/Ziggler/Ryback/Cesaro Vs Sheamus/Rusev/Big Show/Kevin Owens! it’s getting up there with the Yes Chant and the What? Chant too… which is near 15 years old! But you complain about Austin on the cover of this year’s game… you retarded fools!

Oh dear – Big Slow made a mistake – punched Sheamus thru school buses… Orton hit the RKO – BLAOW! Orton picks up the W, but Rusev & Owens don’t like that! Owens hits the Rusev assisted cannonball into Big Show, then  kicks Big Show in his mouth corner, Ryback & Cesaro hold Big Show high up, Randall with another RKO – BLAOW!!! Do I feel sorry for Big Show? I should, but I don’t…

Braun Strauman is his name? Abigail’s Black Sheep??? Aaaah man… Roman… you and Ambrose cannot defeat him… you will have to call for back up…

Saomoa Joe back up

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The grand ceremony is about to begin and John Cena has been thrown out the building! OH NO! Surely nothing can go wrong!!!

Wait a minute, I just thought… you don’t think the Birthday man himself is gonna turn up and ruin this… DID YOU??

OH SH!T!!! Stephanie just mentioned him!!!! LET’S JOIN AND SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hold up…. you don’t think Vincent Kennedy IS THE STATUE??? “IT’S ME ROLLINS!!!”

The STC may think Kane is the dude in the statue!

Enough talk already! Let us see!!!!

MUTHAF***A!!!! STING???!!! STC’S MANNY G CALLED IT!!! HOLY SH!T!!! NO WAY! He just beat out Rollins Blodclart! My god – THIS EPISODE OF RAW MAY JUST BE A CANDIDATE FOR OMG MOMENT OF THE YEAR! Notice, as one leaves (Undertaker) another enters (Sting)! Now it’s official! Triple TEEF just said it – At Night of Champions… Seth Rollins defends the WWE Championship against STING!

The question remains – what about Cena? Well I suppose he gets his rematch clause for the US Title…

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Monday Night Raw #1157, July 27, 2015!!!

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I am him: Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, GRANT BODY -P! I will tell you straight up and down – I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN. Only exception is if it’s in relation to this week’s RAW. I’m already sick of the sh!t over the weekend.

But that Terminator WWE2K16 though!!!! First thing on payday I’m taking my backside to GAME and pre-ordering that sh!t! I can’t see what the problem is with you gaming/wrestling nerds, you want special characters in games but you complain? Oh yeah I forgot, I don’t like your kind anyway!

If the crowd chant for Hogan, I won’t hold it against them. But after that, y’all gotta let it burn. RAW #1157: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZYou watch, I’m in effect live this week and Brock Lesnar & Undertaker are not at RAW. It would be just my luck.

…and how does the show start? With the evil one himself – TRIPLE TEEEF!!! I am the gamerrrr…. I couldn’t control the situationerrrrrrr, I can’t get to the point in 20 minuteserrrrrr!!!

The rumours are true rude boy!!!! Summerslam 4 hours – GOD DAMN!!!! RILEY’S WOLVERHAMPTON – GET READY!!!!

What? More announcements? Ok Dean Ambrose Vs Big Show I can ride to that, Sasha Banks Vs Paige – Show her who the boss is Sasha! And Randy Orton Vs Kevin Owens??? Bellas Vs Charlotte/Becky? Big wrestling matches ah gwarn!

Seth Rollins – don’t expect me to stand up and say you’re the greatest champion of all time, you didn’t fight Undertaker & Brock Lesnar therefore…. you’re ONE OF the greatest pu$$!£$ of all time!

You just insulted John Cena my dude! OH SH!T – Cena paid his dues in the apology tour! He wants #16!!!! I support this! I’m all for upsetting the IWC!!!!

YES MOVEMENT for Cena Vs Rollins for the WWE title? No? Stephanie just trolled us all! God damn you woman! Go and kiss dog!

GRANT BODY-P!

But Cena gotta defend his US Title against Rollins? Looks like the apology tour continues! I can ride to that! Backing Cena all the way! Cena successfully defends… I called it last week – Title for Title at Summerslam – REMEMBER I TOLD YA!

I though Ambrose was on some Eddie Guerrero sh!t – untying Big Show’s laces then taking out his legs! It was purely strategy to recoup…

Remember back in the days? When Big Show used to do the chokeslam and that would be it?

Yo Miz – keep telling yourself you’re the baddest muthaf**a in the WWE – f**k around and the glass will smash! I know somebody who you tell you different!

OHHH SNAP!!!!! Ambrose went for the suicide dive, and landed right into Big Show’s fist – PPPPPPPP! Ambrose ain’t making the ten count f**k that!

And even after all that, Ambrose got to his feet, Big Slow was gonna finish him… Ambrose sidestep – BOOM – right into the barricade!

For real???? Fandango is still alive???? Oh well he ain’t now… Neville just settled him with the Red Arrow… What’s Stardust beef with Neville??? Does he fancy him or something??? I think Stardust thinks a Red Arrow is one of those Ice lollies you get from the ice cream man…..

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Paige’s team don’t want none of B.A.D…. sh!t I DO!!! I want all of that Sasha, I want that Tamina roughness, and I want Naomi to drop squats on my c-MZA DAYWALKER 2

SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!

You see this is why Grant is not a Paige fan, she got Charlotte and Becky Lynch wearing ‘This Is My House’ shirts… they don’t have a team name, so it’s still all about Paige… mannn… f**k that b!tch!

LET’S GO SASHA!! Kill her! Destroy her completely!

You will see… in months to come, Paige gonna f**k over Becky and Charlotte… remember I told ya!

Aaaah sh!t why the ref throw out the women at ringside? What is he gay too? If that was me, I’d send for a next referee and I’ll go away with Charlotte, Becky, Naomi & Tamina! Me and them four would have a REAAAL good time!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YES! MY GIRL SASHA HIT PAIGE WITH THE BANK STATEMENT!!! Whose house is it now b!tch!!! That’s what’s up!

For real Rusev? You gonna get Summer Rae a dutty dawg? Good idea Rusev call the dog – Dolph Ziggler! That’s a great name!

He got Summer Rae a dead fish??? Oh my days – he’s tryna say Lana pu$$y smells??? OUTTA ORDER & BRIGHT!

Pushing the boundaries are we Triple Teef??

OH NO! Lana kick down Summer Rae! and rub her face in the fish! You know what Lana’s tryna say right???

GRANT BODY – P!

Haha I just love when Rusev is cussing! Face it Rusev – you want Summer Rae to dress like Lana on some Action Bronson biting Ghostface style and sh!t – admit it – Summer Rae was just the consolation prize!

What I wanna know is, why are muthaf***az concerned about Axelmania? The Grant says – F**K AXELMANIA! AxelMania is dead, and in its death, long live the DAYWALKER!!! GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ok – a lil mathematics – last week, Los Matadores beat the PTP, I thought that makes them #1 contenders… this week Lucha Dragons beat Los Matadores… both matches had The New Day causing the distraction… is it me or do I smell a Fatal Four Way match at Summerslam? Come on! Throw the Tables, Ladders and the Chairs in there let’s do this!!! (Oh sh!t am I asking too much? I better get my mind out the attitude era!)

For real Wyatt? You just gonna say that the parents don’t love their kids? Well at least he isn’t speaking cryptically…he’s gotta point though, the police don’t protect us… they wanna destroy us because they can and get away with it…

Wyatt gonna digress about some pet… I guess he’s talking about Luke Harper coming back to him… yeah yeah where’s the Shield??? Come down the stairs!!!

I guess the Shield can’t be bothered… lets continue the Divas revolution! See I like Becky & Charlotte, I hope they brukk up the Bellas.. it’s that Paige I’m not a fan of!

…and while they come down the ramp and get ready for their contest against the Bellas, check this exclusive interview that MIKE KNOXXX and GRANT BODY – P interviewed, the beautiful, sexy, don’t take no sh!t, former Tough enough competitor – Gabi Castrovinci! Don’t just look at her and wank off… CLICK THE PIC NUH MAN!!!!

11693889_10206409570616322_7326486061945163969_n247 days??? COME ON NIKKI!!! You can do it girl! If you don’t make it, I won’t be mad though… divas division stepped up!

I got this feeling somewhere down the road Triple gonna give Gabi a tryout anyway… he sees that uniqueness in her… You see? Winning Tough Enough ain’t sh!t!

OH SNAAAP! Becky Lynch use the DISARMOUR super move! Alicia Fox tapped out like a b!tch! Alicia in my bad books too!

Sheamus at ringside while Kevin Owens and Randall fight? Hmmm I think we know who gonna win this one! Unless of course Cesaro finds himself out here!

See Randall ain’t like John… Randall is more of that dark hero sh!t… Randall will f**k you up – Cena won’t!

Sheamus – you do realise I was sitting there waiting for you to interfere in  that match… so what stipulation you and Randall gonna have???

I knew Cesaro would get involved but it didn’t work out too well for him – pop-up powerbomb – BLAOW!!! Try again kid!

Ok main event time! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! COME ON CENA!!! What – you thought Cena was gonna be in mid-card forever??? YOU DUMB RARSE!!!

Quote of the week – “If you’re a champion your ego should be out of control… look at Floyd Mayweather… he’s out of control… he’s never been beat…” (JAY-BEE) Let’s be real – from time Big Show couldn’t manage Mayweather, my dude Pacquiao couldn’t take him back in May! Yo Mayweather haters… you gotta make it burn!

Oh dear! Seth Rollins hit the Tiger Knee right into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!! That should have been a Mortal Kombat X-Ray moment! Yeah the crowd would chant ‘This Is Awesome!’ because Cena nose brukk up!!!!

Go on muthaf***a, tell me this wrestling thing is fake…. oh that would be you CM Princess Peach B!tch!! That’s why I lost respect for that fool! And Cena just beat Rollins with a f**ked up nose!!! YES CENA!!! The respect I once had for CM Pnuk… is now handed over to Cena! What you gonna do now Rollins? You gotta defend your title at Summerslam!!! (Why have I got this feeling Rollins gonna get away again??? Either that or Sheamus cashes his cheque against Cena and win???

Quality wrestling contests, no sign of Undertaker & Brock (as I thought,) and no Hogan chants! WOW! maybe there is hope for humanity!

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Monday Night Raw #1154, July 6, 2015!!!

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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I’M SERVING NOTICE!!!!

Time to put you IWC muthaf***az on BLAST!!! The Rock made the cover of WWE2K14, you lot were B!TCHES. Austin makes the cover of WWE2K16, not a peep out of you b!tches. All is right in the world. Hey! I love Austin as much as the next man, I don’t give a f**k who’s on the cover… but it told me a lot about you b!tches, let me tell ya!

Don’t EVER associate me with the IWC. You acted without the benefit of intellect. The real wrestling fans holla at yo boy!

Infamous Informer – Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw – Grant Body – P!! RAW #1154: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZLate Night Survival Kit: Tortilla Pringles, Double Choc digestive (Freeze those muthaf***az Sub Zero as f**k!) KA Karribbean Cola, and some ice cream for later!

I wonder if they gonna follow through with the storyline? Is Kane really in Hawaii? Are J&J really crusin in that Cadillac?

I believe in God… but Brock – The God of Violent Retribution??? WHOA!!! I wouldn’t go that far! When Brock throws muthaf***az off cells and through the ring and tombstones through limousines – then come talk to me!

Heyman – don’t talk about my Undertaker like that!!!! I let it burn, don’t rub it in!!!

OOHHHHHH SH!T – The beatings begin tonight!!!! Seth broke the 11th Commandment! Seth you better give your soul to the lord, because your carcass belongs to BRRRRROCCCK LESSSSNAR!

Oh sh!t they ARE going along with the storyline! Seth is all by himself! watch this – Seth gets buss arse, then next week he blames J&J for gong on that road trip and Kane for taking that vacation! That’s if Seth makes it to next week of course…

The Miz is actually rallying the audience to get Ryback & Big Show to destroy each other!!! WOW!!! He is entertaining!!! Don’t over do it now…. before the two of em think – ‘this bwoy outta order & bright – let’s beat out his blodclart!’

What was the crowd chanting? Cleveland sucks? You should be chanting – F**k Miz Up!!!!

Seems like Ryback & Big Show heard me! Miz took his farss self and interrupted the match, finds himself in the middle of two big angry guys! Shell Shock – BLAOW!!!! Big Show picks him up – Chokeslam – BLAOW!!!! Sympathy??? I have none!

GRANT BODY – P!

Aaaaah sh!t!!! J&J are in fact Crusin together! Why aren’t they packing it up with honeyz??? Some bromance sh!t going on??

This week, Paige takes on Brie Bella… come on Brie… get her!!!! KILL HER!!!

Mike Cole acknowledging Nikki’s title reign – 225 days… 70 to go…but Nikki is going for #Roadto300!!! I support it 300%!!! As long as Naomi or Tamina is not the opponent… I’m backing Nikki with long d!ck hip hop profession!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

YES BRIE!!!! About time you won girl!!! Alicia Fox and Nikki making sure Paige don’t come back…. no diva back stage is supporting Paige… because she’s a spoilt brat who acts like the ring is her house – but these divas been in the game longer than her!!! And AJ Lee don’t care… she happy with her husband! F**KOUTTAHERE PAIGE! YOU LOSE!!!

You know what… I didn’t realise RAW was in Chicago this week!!! Their ‘God’ couldn’t defeat the WWE machine… so Paige got no chance!

Sheamus Vs Ladies favourite Roman Reigns and this muthaf**k!n crowd are chanting for a man who cares not for wrestling because it’s ‘fake’… Chicago people are the WORST fans in the world, they refuse to let it burn. The only two good things that came out of Chicago are Mike Knoxxx and Married with Children!

FOR REAL???? A fake looking Bray Wyatt came out, Roman Reigns throwing fist and fire and all along… Wyatt was on the titan tron on some ‘Anyone but you’ sh!t…

While Sheamus looks confused in his head, Randall got voices in his head telling him to f**k Sheamus up!!!! RKO – BLAOW!!! There’s another match set up for Battleground – can I get a stipulation???

FOR REAL??? J&J come back to the WWE joint? And picked up no honeyz????? Ok I’m really starting to think J&J are…. well lets just say they got Rainbows on their FB profile pic….

GRANT BODY – P!

Rusev is still bex!!!! Damn you worse than the Chicago crowd! Well at least was a fine @$$ chick like Lana… she sexy as f**k… The Chicago Crowd only got erection for CM Princess Peach B!tch!

Uh oh Ziggler is out here! Is Lana out to turn the other cheek??? Then fix her blouse & skirt???!!!

Oh no!!!! Ziggler said Rusev ruined a Janet Jackson classic! Disrespected J Dilla!!! Ok very good Ziggler – you tryna get some credibility points from me!

Wait a minute – RUSEV – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!! There was nothing wrong with that muthaf***a! Beating down Ziggler with his ‘now good leg!!!’ Beat him down with his crutches! MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH! NAH RUSEV – KEEP GOING!!! BEAT THAT MUTHAF***A!!!

Yes Bo Dallas you are a good person… all you gotta do is BO-Lieve! Chicago you don’t get The Rock but you get Dean Ambrose! BO-Lieve you gonna get BUSS ARSE!!!

LET’S GO AMBROSE! – WE BO-LIEVE!!! Chicago Bo-Lieves!!! Do you Bo-Lieve your God is coming back to WWE? HAHA SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

If anyone is due to attend the Ambrose Asylum it’s gotta be Seth Rollins… calling out BRRROCCCK LESSSSNARRR??? Pass me the hymn book…

Who knows? Maybe The New Day will aid Seth Rollins and buss up Brock Lesnar as revenge for what happened in Japan?

FOR REAL WRESTLING FANS???? You paused your Sky Box to see this??? Best not show STC member Edd Mulhall – this will take him over the edge!
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Why have I got that feeling that $55,000 Cadillac is gonna get f**ked up by Brock Lesnar??? I mean, Lesnar ain’t no Austin but….

Rollins and J&J are armed! They ready to give beatings to Brock!!! I know Rollins did not call Lesnar – Heyman’s b!tch!!! …………………How Great Thou Art… How Great Thou Art….

Oh sh!t – Brock was about to walk into the ring….but he’s walking back….. I know what he’s about to do!!! OHHHH SH!!!!!T!

OH SNAP!!! Brock send for the axe!!! I think Brock has played the bonus stage on Street Fighter IV!!!

Joey Mercury crying like a b!tch – OH MY CAR!!!! Lesnar with a Belly to Belly suplex to Joey Mercury into the car – BLAOW! Brock broke Noble’s arm with the Kimura lock! That’s what you get for not packing it up with honeyz!

PERFECT!!! (Points Roll Up) – GRANT BODY – P!!

THE NEW DAY LIVE!!! It’s a GLORIOUS DAY! I keep telling you fools – Brock took it easy on Kofi and The New Day in Japan! They got off lightly! Look at em now! Full of positivity!

Apparently my girl is not too pleased with me! Because I posted a pic of myself on my Facebook and it wasn’t exclusive to MZA DAYWALKERher! I committed a crime people! I should be punished for teasing you women because you can’t have the Infamous Daywalker! You can take your fingers out now… or you can carry on!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!

Big up to Titus O’Neill! cussing JBL for not calling the match between New Day and Lucha Dragons and instead talking about the Cadillac Brock destroyed!

Look at Cena surveying the damage!!! Oh dear!!!! Cena’s like – damn I only got 16 suplex from Brock??? I got lucky!

Oh dear I think Kevin Owens gonna cry in that same car because he lost the NXT title to FINN BALOOOOOOOOR!!! That entrance though…. wait a minute??? Kevin Owens is here!!!! Maybe Owens gonna take the challenge now instead of Battleground!

Hold up!!!! Cesaro’s interrupting the proceedings! I smell a triple threat – but will it be for Battleground? Summerslams???

Owens actually leaving the ring because Cesaro said so???? WHOA!!!! Somebody elect Cesaro for wrestler of the year! Rolling Stones – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

(Side note: Rollin Stones elected Kevin Owens as wrestler of the year…)

So now it’s Cesaro Vs John Cena for the US Title… can you imagine if Cesaro wins in front of a Chicago crowd????

Chicago crowd chanting THIS IS AWESOME! As Cena and Cesaro deliver a great wrestling contest… ok just waiting for Owens to f**k this up like he did the last week…

Can’t hate on Cena now can you Chicago? Cena has being consistently dropping quality matches since he started this US Open challenge!

By the end of this year the candidates for match of the year may all involve Cena at this rate!

What a wicked piece of match! Cena finished Cesaro with the AA super move off the 2nd rope… it could have been the neutralizer of the top… And Kevin Owens tryna beat up Cena didn’t work… bwoy that S on Cena chest proper shining now!

But I have to sing ‘How Great Thou Art’ to the Cadillac…. the REAL VICTIM… that car did nothing to Brock….. NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1153, June 29, 2015!!!

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WTF is going on I Can’t Go To Sleep,
My people getting killed in a church I couldn’t go to sleep
Can’t go on holiday in peace I couldn’t go to sleep,
France knocked out the Women’s World Cup I couldn’t go to sleep,
It’s hot to def today it’s hard to go to sleep!!!!

I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation people… FRANCE WAS KNOCKED OUT THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP!!!! BY ZE EVIL GERMANS! That, broke my heart… and you will see why in this blog later…

The Infamous Daywalker up to his outrageous antics again! Let’s see what happened on RAW shall we? RAW #1153: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

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…and in the first 16 seconds of catching up with RAW, I see Wrestling storylines recycling itself. It seems to me that Seth Rollins has spent his WWE wages on gifts for the authority out of the goodness of his heart! Everybody gets Apple watches???? FOR REAL???

Yo Seth! Er somebody over here would like a PS4, with Batman Arkham Knight, and an all expenses paid trip to Canada to see his baby girl!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I see what looks like an unveiling portrait for Glenn… don’t tell me – is it a pic of Kane on the cover for WWE2K16? No? Is it a semi naked pic of Lana??? I bet it’s a pic of Seth Rollins with the WWE Title, just like what The Rock did with Faarooq back in 98!

Haha Seth Rollins bigging up Kane and tells the audience to give him a round of applause!!! Yes I gotta do it too! APPLAUSE!!! BRAVO KANE!!! HE IS THE F**K!N MAN, OK!!!

Ok watch for the switch…

Say what???? Seth is giving Kane a vacation to Hawaii???? Why not Tunisia??? I mean, he can set fire to those muthaf***az who shot up the beach!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Uh oh Seth is not done! J&J security get an extra gift? They gonna be stylin and proflyin like Ric Flair?

YO!!! who is that blondie on stage???? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet Edd Mulhall on his twitter!!! @edmondmulhall

GRANT BODY – P!!!

A brand new Cadillac???? GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!! Yo J&J gonna get nuff pu$$y in that whip word up!

Any one would think these muthaf***az won the Showcase Showdown on The Price Is Right!

Listen to Seth describing the capabilities of the car!!! With gay marriage in full force, that car gonna be packed with honeyz!!!

Is this all we gotta do for f**k!n up Brock Lesnar??? Yo sign me up! You know a lot of Undertaker fans wanna beat up Brock for breaking the streak… and we get rewarded handsomely by Seth Rollins????

Why is the Miz talking sh!t about ‘stick and move’??? Last time I check, he got knocked the f**k out by Big Show!!

Miz tries to pull a fast one by kicking down Ryback… Ryback wants to f**k him up!!! I mean who doesn’t!!!

By the way, any one seen Damien Sandow??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

OHHHH SH!T – Wish granted! Ryback Vs The Miz!!! KILL HIM RYBACK! DESTROY HIM COMPLETELY!

The Miz tries a cross body, Ryback catches him, lifts him up, and walks round the ring with him for about 5 minutes! Probably went to a commercial break! Come back, and Ryback is still holding him up! Suplex – BLAOW!!!!! They gotta put that in the WWE2K16!

Haha! Crowd chanting FEED ME MORE, Ryback ready to Meat Hook Clothesline The Miz blodclart, and the Miz is like – f**k it!!! ME GARNE!!! Well you can’t win the Intercontinental title that way at Battleground you WASSACK!!!

So let me get this right so I can understand this: Has Alicia Fox become the ‘Black Bella’??? COME ON ALICIA! Destroy that Paige lady! She calls herself the ‘anti diva’…. but she’s in Total Divas… what sort of sh!t is that?? That’s contradictory and sh!t!

Hey I like that move by Paige though! Running knee into the turnbuckle, then she follows up by standing on the first rope and dropping what looks like multiple Tiger Knees into Alicia! Paige got her Sagat on! PUT THAT MOVE IN THE WWE2K16 game!Grant Body P

Holds on to Alicia, 3 clotheslines in succession, a drop kick, comes of the ropes, another roundhouse kick to the face! Superb rally of moves by Paige!

Ok Alicia, you deserve to lose now! I mean I’m not a Paige fan but that was off the hook!

“THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!” Well Paige, do you pay the mortgage muthaf***a????  NO YOU DON’T – Vincent Kennedy does!!! SO SHUDDUP!

This week yo’boy Cesaro steps up for the US title Open challenge… or as my ninja Shadfather likes to call it: The John Cena Apology tour!! Can Cesaro giant swing Cena out of the title??

What sort of move was that by Cena? It was like, when Cesaro came off the top rope with a cross body, Cena countered, I expected an AA… but then it was like a tilt-a-whirl facebuster! What you Cena haters gotta say now muthaf***az???

Y’all gonna have to re-assess Cena’s move set on WWE2K16! Gone are the 5 moves. Gone are the Cena friendly NES Controller… You’re looking a full Capcom Fight Stick this time for WWE2K16! You gonna have to drop fireball and dragon punch motions and sh!t!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH SH!T! I thought Cesaro got Cena with the neutralizer super move!

Cesaro, sends for his giant swing, follows it with a sharpshooter…OK RING THE BELL!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now why would Kevin Owens do that???? It wasn’t like Cena was gonna tap – Cena never gives up! We have seen Cena pas out to the accolade super move from Rusev – come on Owens!!!! I mean I know why you did it but… BOO THIS MAN EVERYBODY!!!! I don’t care if he f**ked up Machine Water Gun Kelly Bundy B!tch!

(Shout out to Christina Applegate…she’d still get the D!!!)

43 years old lads... she's officially a cougar!

43 years old lads… she’s officially a cougar!

Haha superb! Darren Young has Bo Dallas in a submissive predicament (yes I know it didn’t sound right) and the New Day are giving the clap therapy! I would help out Bo Dallas but The Rock f**ked him up the other day!

OH NO! Kofi lost to Titus O’Neill in that 8 man tag contest! that’s not momentum going into his big match with BRRRROCCCK LESSSNARRRR in Japan July 3??? Ooooh I can hear the IWC complaining about that one…

FOR REAL LANA???? You are calling Ziggler a ‘REAL MAN’???? Look at the way he’s dressed?!!! Even the crowd are not convinced… dropping the WHAT? chant on Lana! (You don’t judge a man on the way he’s dressed Grant -) don’t argue with me IWC jabroni… gay marriage is in full effect and I know a lot of guys are falling on their knees  for Ziggler to put a ring on it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Look at Rusev with his brukk up self! Why doesn’t he just GOOO AWAAAY??? (Shout out to STC’s Joanne Chapman!! She knows what I did there!)

Ok Rusev you got yourself some new pu$$y in Summer Rae but he looks like that Summer Rae has been F**K!N YOU UP IN THE BED!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now Rusev’s saying that Lana can’t kiss??? Of COURSE she couldn’t kiss – look at your big @$$ – your mouth bigger than her face!!!

Rusev – you got Summer Rae there – so Keep It Moving to the K.I.M.!!!! You downgraded anyway – so Rusev – you get this week’s GET IN THE CHAIR AWARD!!!!

FOR REAL???? Summer Rae just slapped Lana???? OHHHH SH!!!T HERE WE GO!!! Someone’s blonde extensions gonna get pulled out tonight!!!!

WROOOOOOY!!!! Lana has gone postal on Summer Rae! White Panties showing for the world to see! Wrestling Fans wanking in their seats! Ziggler why you breaking up the fight for??? YOU WASSACK!!! Let em go!!!

The crowd on that YES! Chant! Look at Lana! Standing tall with her hands crossed like she’s an elegant lady!!! HA! HA! HA! I LIKE THAT!!!! Like nothing happened!!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! Did you see that? Roman Reigns throwing powerbombs and kendo sticks and superman punches at anything that moves! Seth Rollins coming off the top ropes – SUPER MAN PUNCH IN HIS GRILL!

OH NO!!! WYATT!!! Er.. now is not a good time Wyatt!!!

Wyatt just f**ked up Reigns! (Side Note: Er Wyatt, you supposed to remove everything from the announce table before dropping Reigns through it fool!)

Dean Ambrose, has insane as he is, cannot contend with Kane & Rollins???? CHOKESLAM! followed by a PEDIGREE! – BLAOW!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Seth is not dun! Table set up in the corner, Roman Reigns – powerbombed by Seth Rollins! Picks up his carcass, another pedigree in the canvas! Bray Wyatt… picks him up… drops the kiss of Sister Abigail!!! THIS IS NOT COOL! You can’t let your daughter see this Roman!!!! It’s a baaaad day for the ladies this week, their heart-throb destroyed!

Now back to the top of the blog, I said I couldn’t go to sleep because France were knocked out of the Women’s World Cup. Now we have ugly German women possibly going to the final and none of them are gonna look like this…

Louisa Necib, French Football player

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1150, June 8, 2015!!!

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Photo courtesy of STC member Kenny Green

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WAIT A MINUTE!!! How dare Ambrose pose with the belt outside the building where my heart was broken!!! Seth Rollins you can’t let him do that! He will pay for this I will assure you!!!

In other news, Goldberg find himself in a wrestling ring lately, dropped the spear on Scott Steiner, hit the Jackhammer – BLAOW!!! Suddenly wrestling nerds are experts and have a pHd in medical examination! GETDAF**KOUTTAHERE!

(Shout Out to my don Jazz Kumar at Iron Skull Productions!)

Ok, let’s see who got that munny innah bank!!!! Who’s loaded? Who’s brukk? Let’s find out! RAW #1150! HOL’DAT-BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: Those Tortilla Pringles are the lick! I got that galaxy chocolate,  I got samosas… That Strawberry KA drink hits the spot (oh you didn’t know? I don’t drink fool!)

Is that how we gonna kick RAW off? US Open Challenge? I say Serena Williams should step up.. she got the Grand Slam title and all that, I think Serena Babygirl can beat him! Where she at?

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She looks so fine don’t you agree??!!!

Oh snap – is Cena on that bla-bla-bla???? Sorry I wasn’t paying attention…

I hear the IWC on that I hope Kevin Owens beats him at Munny Inna Bank… Well THE GRANT SAYS just to p!$$ you nerds off I’m backing Cena this time! But I gotta say yeah – send for the NXT challenge! Hang on – Cena accepts? No no no no don’t let him challenge!

WICKED! That’s a good idea! The superstar can choose which belt they wanna fight for!!!

Neville stepped up! What if he chooses the NXT title? He’s been there before of all people!

OH SH!T – He’s gonna test Kevin Owens!!! Oh man! Who do I back??? No brainer – NEVILLE! Imagine if he wins??? It would be HUGE!

Time to get my Samosas – this is gonna be great!

What I hate about these streams is that I gotta put up with the imbeciles that is the IWC hating on Cena… I’m Big Man to them, and that’s saying something!!!! I can’t even hide the chat window… it’s p!$$!ng me the f**k off to be honest! The Grant’s wrestling intellect is far greater than these fools! they are beneath me, The Infamous Informer, The Daywalker, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P!!!

Oh man! After two failed Red Arrows, Owens uses counter technique and pop up powerbomb – BLAOW!!!!

Er.. why is Owens inviting Cena back in the ring??? I think it’s mind games…. Because Owens left the ring? Well upward on onward to Owens Vs Cena II! Straight up and down, the GRANT SAYS – Cena gonna win… which means rubber match at the next PPV (Battleground). Remember I told ya!

OH NO! Seth is BEXXXXX! Triple and Steph actually found this funny! I hope Rollins sees this blog!

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Oh dear Rollins you DID say that you could do this sh!t on your own, that you don’t need the authority! YES YOU DID!!! Now shuddup and find an opponent to get your punching bag on!

Wait a minute – my time now! DIVAS!!! This ain’t your house b!tch – THIS IS MY YARD! AH MY BLOG DIS! Backing Nikki ALL THE WAY!

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Ok Summer Rae – get your @$$ kicked… but I was told in confidence that you can wrestle! I ain’t seen sh!t yet! Same goes for you Paige – you gonna get yo’ @$$ kicked too… and kicked OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!

Come on Nikki girl! Almost 200 days as champion! There’s only 95 days left! I believe you can win!

NO! Ambrose playing saxophone with the WWE title in New Orleans??? He’s a better champion than you Seth! He’s representing!!! Hinstagram has blown up!!! And it’s no selfies!

I’m not sure about the biggest jack@$$ in WWE history in Seth…. Roman Reigns you’re my dude but do your googles, do your youtubes… Triple TEEF was the biggest jack@$$!

So Glenn finds himself in the ladder match? Hang on – his job is to win???? Uh-Oh…. If he turned back into Kane and cashed his cheque against me it would be curtains… I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!

What the???? R-Truth thought he was in the Munny Innah Bank match??? Glenn was like – You’re not in the match fool!!!!

Kofi RePPiN 4 The New Day! Yeah go ahead and say it, ‘Kofi’s just there for the spots…’ well explain this – How come Kofi is fighting Brock Lesnar in Japan later this month??? Yeah answer me that?

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Are you not entertained Randall? Sheamus is whuppin yo’ @$$!!! I hope Russell Crowe realises he’s made that line into hot merchandising! And as for Liam Neeson… did he ever think that his particular set of skills would blow up like that?

I don’t think Randall cares about the disqualification… Sheamus was gonna f**k him up.. you see what Randall’s titan tron says? It says STRIKE FIRST. Therefore…. RKO to Sheamus – BLAOW!!!

NO! Ambrose on the bull with the title!!! Ambrose broke Instagram!!!! He is the true face of the WWE! Not even Cena did this sh!t in 10 years!

Where’s Jamie Noble going? He and Mercury are Shield 2.0.????? Shocking!!! he just said that to Rollins? Now look what you’ve done Noble, now Rollins has chosen to fight both you & Mercury! But hear the joke! They gonna stand up to him! Mercury has spoken for the first time since…. the ladder clapped him in his head!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Glenn & Ziggler, having a row on RAW! The crowd want Lana’s sexy @$$…  you lot can’t want her as much as STC’s Edd Mulhall! He wants Lana more than all of you put together! Everyday Edd posts a pic of her fine @$$… to the point where even STC’s ladies fancy her in her tight up skirt!

Talking of Lana… here she is in pink…. OHHHH! Notice – she has never wore a brown blouse and skirt… so for you jabronies who like that doodoo brown sh!t… you are NARSTY – OK!

So is that it? If Rusev in crutches, Lana gotta be in crutches too?  Look at her with a mash-up ankle… look at my black referee… he’s tempted to feel her up!!!! Can you blame him???

All night they’re showing more pics of Ambrose partying with the title!!!! F**k that – let’s throw up another pic! Rub it in Rollins grill!

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Time for Miz TV with Ryback and Big Show, how’s your chin bone Miz? You think this may turn into some Triple Threat jump off? Not sure if Miz wants to do that!

Miz talking about his muthaf***k!n money maker… I hope Big Show punches Miz again through school buses! Knock his teeth right into his throat! Then he will be brukk teet and Munny Innah Bank!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Maybe Big Show ain’t f**k!n with the Authority no more! Crowd chanting ‘WHAT?’ after Big Show’s lines! IWC shut the f**k up – if you was in the arena you would chant the same thing!

Oh snap! The Miz gets boxed out of his on TV show! And Ryback picked up The Big Show and shell-shocked him out – BLAOW!!!

The Wyatt man dem claim that we should be afraid of them…..

Rollins, you better hope and pray that Glenn doesn’t win that briefcase on Sunday, because if he does, your goose cook! Same goes for Ambrose! Title or no title – I foresee a Seth Vs Kane match for Battleground! Yes I predicted it for this PPV… but bwoy… WWE must have known of my plans!

It amuses me that the women who have made it to the finalists of Tough Enough look like models as opposed to wrestlers…. The IWC nerds ain’t gonna like that… it’s all good to me though!!!

Two bad bull meet up! Titus O’Neill Vs Big E!!!! Use the hashtag – #MinisterOfMass to support Big E! Well I would but he’s fighting Titus…. this ‘black on black’ violence makes me sick!!!! I bet the Babylon are sitting in the station eating popcorn and donuts as two black guys batter each other in the ring!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Positivity wins the race! Minor distraction cost Titus the match… hol’ on.. Roman Reigns coming down the

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!

stairs??? But there’s no injustice committed???

Oh I get it… he’s fighting Kofi Kingston… again… I can’t watch… I like both men!

Munny Inna Bank kick off – R-Truth Vs King Barrett… y’all gotta problem with the pre-show? Then go and f**k off! Nothing is good to you!

Haha! I see you in the crowd! with the sign saying ‘Texas Death Match’! Don’t get yourself gassed now! We ain’t got to Summerslam yet!

This is actually a good match between these two! Damn Kofi why did they choose you to go to suplex city of all people? But hey, stranger things have happened… after all, who knew that Eddie Guerrero would defeat the mighty Brock Lesnar???

OH NO!!!! Ambrose is here! Complete with popcorn and a Pepsi…. that must mean return imminent for CM Princess Peach B!tch!!! SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

Ok all parties are here, J&J are ready to take Rollins, Ambrose got his popcorn reading the comments, Glenn is out there too! HERE WE GO!!! 2 on 1 handicap match!

Can you imagine if J&J defeat Rollins??? It would be a bigger upset than Owens defeating Cena!!!

OH SNAP!!!!! Just as Rollins was gonna finish Noble with the pedigree, Ambrose ran in and gave the title to Rollins! Mercury, saw the distraction, roll up pin (Shadfather won’t like that) and pinned the champion! That technically means Mercury is next in line for the WWE Title!!!! The shame and disgrace! Then Ambrose enters the ring, Dirty Deeds to Rollins – BLAOW!!! Then Ambrose take off with the title!!! OH LAWWWWD There will be hell to pay!! Has Ambrose got enough hell in the bank???? GEDDIT???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1141, April 6, 2015!!!

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Last night I cried Tears Of Joy, What did I do to deserve this?

Before I let the outrageous Grant Body-P through, as Michael Grant, The Man in the Purple Suit has to give a shout out to the Lionz Den massive down in London…they showed me love out there I showed them love back… all these years of my moms talking about London guys hating Wolverhampton guys, maybe that was back then… these guys settle differences on Tekken! And what an epic tournament it was… trust me when I say I am a tired, flued up man after that, plus Wrestlemania last week… yet I’m still gonna watch Raw live plus the interview with Jericho & Cena? I got my survival kit here… so let’s DO THIS!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to the RAW After RAW After Big BIG WrestleMania! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZBig Show looks proud of himself doesn’t he??? Standing there by the André the Giant trophy….damn the crowd are hating on Rollins! Y’all was cheering on the kid when he cashed his cheque!

Enough of the chatter Big Show & Rollins, Randall has to be the #1 contender surely? people still chatting about the RKO that hit BLAOW!!!! Around the world!!!

So Glenn is running the show while Triple & Steph are f**k!n??? Ryback, Randall, and Roman all gotta fight twice before a #1 contender is determined while Seth sits on his @$$??? If I was Seth, I’d be prepared to lose that title before Brock come back from suspension…not that it makes any difference anyway – his @$$ still gonna get popped!

Big ups to STC’s James Patrick Park Jr. In attendance this week on RAW!

Glenn still proving he still has a bit of ‘Kane’ left in him, winning means nuthin to him… Kane is about f**k!n up people… and he nearly did that to Randall in their match!

Oh dear… is Mike Cole still sipping food through a straw in the hospital? Bryon Saxton, Booker-T and Jay-Bee in effect…

WOW AJ Lee… you left the game and you not even 30 yet??? I suppose love conquers all…she gotta stand by her man after all! I’m tempted to cuss Philip… but NO. I’m not going there. You would want your wife to support you??? That’s part of the plan when you join in holy matrimony! Let’s celebrate AJ’s run here.

OH SNAP!!! Glenn got Neville fighting Rollins???? Damn Glenn is not f**k!n about!!! I don’t expect Neville to win, but suppose he does? It would be huge!!!!

But it’s a case of #WhoeverLosesIWin… because guaranteed muthaf***az will be complaining about Neville coming from NXT and getting ‘buried’…. or if Neville won they would complain about Seth looking weak, and Neville suddenly getting a push… but no doubt, Neville took it to him!

Word is that Rusev has put in his rematch clause for Extreme Rules…. Yes…. now for the true match I wanna see between him & Cena… I wanna see brutality B!ATCH!!!!

Wow… Cena thinks he still runs the place, but he must have matured… he hasn’t pimped out the title… He knows G-Unit aren’t carrying the swing no more!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Next boxer for Cena’s US Title… Dean Ambrose tried to test him and came so close… this week it’s Stardust…let’s be real – it’s WWE2K15 Cena mode brought to life!!!

Notice – they acknowledge the amount of times Ric Flair N!&&@ has won the US title – 6 times… just do the science behind that…

YOOOOO!!!! That DDT by Stardust was nasty bredrin! You saw how Cena dropped on his head top??? JEEZ!

Consider that springboard stunner a new move for John Cena…. 5 move memes burnt to the ground!!!! Give it up for Cena… Rise above hate!!!

Bella Twins stepping to the stage next…. YES!!!! This is my favourite part y’all already know!

People – we gotta move on! Out with the AJ, in with the Paige & Naomi! Now the question remains…will the crowd start chanting AJ Lee on some trolling sh!t? That would be f**ked up….and you know what? When AJ was there, they chanted for somebody else…. you see? tell em Busta…

Y’all don’t appreciate sh!t!!!! GRANT BODY – P!!!!

It’s gonna be interesting how the New Day are gonna respond by this negative energy… now it’s been acknowledged that the crowd ain’t feeling em… Kofi & Big E tryna keep up the positivity, Xavier Woods however… seems like he wants to go militant….

…and it doesn’t help when the Lucha Dragons messed up the New Day…. You know what the New Day needs? The new Kendrick Lamar album… they will get that positivity back!

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My dude Roman Reigns coming down the stairs!!!! Just don’t act bright or you will get pushed back in your seat!

Roman can take lick though bwoy! My advice to him? Wrestlers are gonna clock on to his superman fighting style… look w’happen to Cena – No one falls for that sh!t no more!!! Roman you gonna have to change up a lil bit!!!

Yo what’s wrong with this picture? 4 women running up on Glenn asking for a Battle Royal on some

The Man In The Purple Suit (left) & STC member Kuran King (right)

#GiveDivasAChance sh!t??? Glenn is all sweated up, Summer Rae wiping herself on him?? Remember back in the days? When Women used to run for their lives from this guy? If they got caught they got tombstoned??? Suddenly ‘The Way We Were’ song springs to mind…

Who the f**k is Bray Wyatt talking to now?? After he get buss arse by Undertaker at WrestleMania (which I knew was gonna happen) he’s started his cryptic sh!t again… and ends it with ‘Do I Have Your Attention Now?’ Right jabronies don’t even think about it – put your d!ck away if you managed to find it past your beer bellies – NO IT’S NOT HIM he’s talking to… he’s in UFC now durrrrr!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

So w’happen, Sheamus turn bully now? Claims there’s not enough big guys in the house? Obviously Mark Henry thinks he’s outta order and bright – induct this stupid ginger mohawk looking fool into the Hall Of Pain!

Only that Sheamus kicked down Mark Henry and said ‘that ain’t happening’!!!

So they changed up Sheamus music now? Well guys, you’re the ones to blame – YOU thought his character went stale, YOU wanted him to turn evil, now he has, so stop your noise!

Finally Damien Sandow faces the Miz in a wrestling contest… come on Sandow… show this muthaf***a manners!!!

Damn Sandow is going in! Rights! Lefts! knees to the head top!

HEY TEEEEEF!!!! Miz grabbed the tights!!!! Don’t worry Sandow… Extreme Rules is the end of April… I’m sure you can use weapon to disfigure his money-maker!

Ryback, Randall & Reigns fighting… look here now, the Authority wants to cause trouble… it’s nice to see Ryback back in that main event picture…

OH SNAP!!!! Roman Reigns flew over top ropes like his name was The Undertaker!!! Is who tell the Authority to cause trouble???

The Big Show! Grabbed Roman Reigns! PPPPPPPPPP!!! Punched through school buses!!! Ryback fighting the J&J Jabronies only to RKO’d by Randall – BLAOW!!! Randall’s going to Extreme Rules! Seth don’t like that sh!t – Curb stomp to Randall – BLAOW!!!

Well one may think – Randall beat him at WrestleMania, that means he can beat him again! Er yeah… but I think Seth gonna be one of those people who is gonna be so TEEF with the belt, you gonna wish for BRRRRROCCCK to come back, take the title and GONE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1132, February 2, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1132, February 2, 2015!!!

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While you guys were debating on what that Triple Teef is gonna announce that will ‘shake the foundation’ of WWE, while most of you were b!tching about the Royal Rumble match, For one night only I donned the ever famous Purple Suit… and as you can see… I STILL GOT IT!!! Yes go ahead and chant! ‘GRANT STILL GOT IT’! ‘GRANT STILL GOT IT!’ I’m considered a ‘Hall of Famer’ on the dance floor these days…. and as for you (STC member) Edmond Mulhall… I’m not THAT DUDE anymore. That era of me is gone forever – much like the Attitude Era. It’s time to move forward! I have a woman who loves me, and I love her, and I’m not talking about Naomi!

“Ya’ll go to parties to ice grill
I go to parties to party with nice girls
Young boys gotta chill
30’s the new 20 n!**@, I’m so hot still…!!!” (Jay-Z, 30 Something, 2006)

RAW #1132!!! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

Shout out to the New England Patriots!!! I heard you guys cheated to win the Superbowl! Muthaf***az are wilding! Whoever Loses, I Win – you know why? Because I’m a man of Jamaican descent, and my vision of a Superbowl is that good soup, yes, that yam & dumpling, that meat, all those spices and vegetables in it! CAN’T GO WRONG!

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GRANT BODY – P!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZAnd here we go!!!! Start the show right! Bring the Authority! This announcement has to be off the hook surely!!!! Look at them pointing to the sign!!!! Oh boy…

Oh no!!!! The Authority supported the Patriots!!!! It’s best for business???!!! Oh sh!t! Triple throwing shots! #CancelNFLNetwork??? Triple is going in!!!! DAYUUUM!!!

Crowd chanting Rocky… that confirms that the problem doesn’t lie with him… Come on guys out with it!!! Drop this announcement! I know you gotta stretch it out!

I know the Authority are not tryna shut Roman Reigns down from going to WrestleMania… that’s INJUSTICE! Never mind what The Rock did… COME DOWN THE STAIRS ROMAN!

Oh snap! They using the Samoan family against Roman??? They can’t do that!!!! The announcement hasn’t been dropped yet! Danny Bryan is here!

That’s what it’s about! Danny Bryan never lost his title! He was injured after all!

…and Seth… he hasn’t cashed in his cheque yet! He was in a good mood on Smackdown…oh look here now 20 minutes gone and the segment has not ended… see this is what Austin was on about with Vincent Kennedy – they ramp about too much… not getting to the point…the fans wanna see some action now! As for me… I couldn’t care less! Will Austin ask Triple these questions? By the time you have read this you should know the answers if you have the WWE Network for £9.99 or for privileged folks like the Infamous Informer himself, for FREE until March!

Austin HeelbookIf that’s the major announcement, then as part of the WWE Universe I don’t feel shaken to its core… Seth & Danny Bryan gotta fight each other… winner faces Roman at Fast Lane. Winner out of that goes to WrestleMania…again, whoever loses – I WIN… I like all three guys… what does it matter????

Roman is like – F**k it… I’ll do this sh!t…. if I gotta fight Big Show 1000 times like I have done, Fight Seth or Danny… then that’s what I’ll have to do!

Why are the announcers acting like it’s the worst day of Roman’s life? He didn’t get 16 suplexes and 2 F5s by Brock Lesnar did he? He didn’t get battered by the Undertaker in Hell in A Cell??? Hell, he didn’t get dropped in a car via a forklift truck? F**k that – he didn’t get his legs shattered by steel stairs, taken into hospital, tormented by Mick Foley, and then only to be beaten up by a ‘nurse’ with a bed pan!  All in one day!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now Triple Teef thinks he can manipulate Austin???? He’s asking to be getting dropped again in his car by a fork lift! Now Curtis Axel is making up noise… Now look what you IWC jabronies have done! You’ve put the notion in his head that he should go to WrestleMania! Talk about he wants ‘justice’… Whaddup Dean Ambrose! Can’t get more justice than that! He just threw Axel over the top ropes! NOW HE’S ELIMINATED!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Gotta admire WWE for bringing out Black History… go ahead and say it… this is Vincent Kennedy’s way by saying ‘I’m not racist!!! I just don’t think Afro-Americans should not be representing our company!’

I don’t think these Authority rebels are sweating their opponents… Ryback fights Luke Harper… Ziggler Fights Wyatt, and Rowan fights Rusev…. to quote Kurt Angle: WHOOPIE-KYE-YAY! or to quote my favourite superhero BLADE: OOOOOH SO EXCITING!!!

Suddenly I’m contemplating taking a nap until Austin’s live podcast comes on!

Told y’all! I wasn’t even paying attention and sh!t!!! Ryback picks up the win! Come better than that Stephanie! Setting up these matches like these guys supposed to be scared and sh!t!!!

WHAAAAAAT!!! Is that how the Usos are going on? With Naomi involved in the entrance?!!!! I love this woman!!!

Nattie looking fine as usual too! I’m so glad she’s showing off her curvy legs a lot more…. that’s what’s up!!! Tyson Kidd – I’m sorry – you ain’t that right man!!!!

WHOA!!! The Miz just fired the stunt double??? Can he do that???! Because a fan wanted Mizdow’s autograph??? All we waiting for now is for Mizdow to box down the Miz!

…and another thing… since Eric Rowan went face… it’s like his deranged character doesn’t exist anymore… I don’t know why he walks around with that buzzard mask or whatever it’s called, it’s like he’s fully human… how the hell can I buy into the gimmick? You see what I’m saying????

Now this is where I pay attention… because Ziggler fights Bray Wyatt, in which I hope Wyatt will win… this guy claims he fears nothing… living or dead… I hope he’s not cryptically speaking about the Don of Dons…. he don’t want none of him I will assure you… especially after he lost last year at WrestleMania???? He might be seeking vengeance… trust me Wyatt you DON’T want NONE of HIM!

YES!!! Wyatt hit the Sister Abigail on Ziggler – BLAOW!!!! Now talk your sh!t Wyatt…. I wanna know if you talking sh!t about the Don of Dons!

Er Triple…. why you and Seth talking about Randy Orton for yo??? Ok Seth you will wonder why you gonna get RKO’d through the canvas… don’t say I didn’t warn ya…

Oh my god Nikki!!!! Dayuuum look at you!!! Yo Cena – make sure you f**k her good right??? TGrant & Leannaight up dress and over the knee boots? Are you kidding me girl! Cena you f**k her right in the pu$$y!!!

OH SNAP! Even Sky Sports is not feeling the divas match… to the point where they got a technical fault and sh!t!!! It must be a wrestling fan who recently got a new job on Sky! I say we hunt him down and skin him alive! “What’s wrong you don’t like women???” (Grace Jones as Strange, Boomerang, 1994)

And co-incidentally… it comes back on when the divas match ends… f**k!n battyman!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Damn that theme they got for Fast Lane is WACK!!! Give me some time to come up with the STC theme tune for this…

OH SNAP! The Miz ‘re-hires’ MizDow as a ‘personal assistant’ well he’s doing his job alright, he assisted in costing the Miz th…. hold on Bray Wyatt is talking!

MUTHAF- he IS talking trash about the Don of Dons!!!! Talking about -“They used to FEAR you, but you let that fear turn into love … I AM THE NEW FACE OF FEAR!” – Bray #FindMe! #RAW

Question – while Rusev is fighting… don’t you wish you wanna creep up behind Lana and slide it up her Putin???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! OH SNAP!!!!! EPIC FAIL WITH THE RUSSIAN FLAG! Rusev & Lana are bex!!!! Capacity crowd ROLLIN!!!! I like how the announcers styled that out! DUN KNOW memes galore is gonna come out of that sh!t!!!

Main event: Danny Bryan Vs Seth Rollins… who you backing? It matters not to me!

Wait a minute… why is the Big Show out here??? You already know there’s gonna be some mad teefing going on!

And they tried it!!!! But Roman Reigns went and speared the Big Show – BLAOW! Hit the Superman punch to Rollins! Danny wins!!!! OH LAWWWD! The WrestleMania sign is within Danny’s reach! How funny is that… Mike Knoxxx and Spotface spoke about Danny Vs Roman on their Perfect Plex show… and look! They must fight each other at Fast Lane!!! Well you fans spoken… look w’happen! My hands are clean…. WHOEVER LOSES… I WIN!!!

 

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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