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Monday Night Raw #1172, November 9, 2015!!!

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Seth Rollins mash up

It’s like skynet went online and half the wrestling world blew up, the other half are f**k!n hypocrites, hating on Seth Rollins one minute, now he’s injured, they throwing get well memes all over the shop. GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE! I can’t stand those fickle wrestling fans who don’t keep it real…

GRANT BODY – P!

YO! WWE RAW INNA HENGLAN THIS WEEK! A tournament announced to decide the new World Wrestling Federation Champion, and it starts right here!

RAW #1172! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ14,362 Fans in attendance! And that includes some of our very own Smack Talk Centre members! BIG UP!!! But don’t act silly! I will put you on blast!!!

Sh!t is funny because I’ve compared the Shield members to Austin (Ambrose), The Rock (Reigns), and Triple (Rollins). Dude is out up to 9 months at best. You know when he comes back it will be that ovation Triple had in 2002. Was it at MSG? I can’t remember… Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous! Thank You For The Support!

I wonder what Roman Reigns gotta say about this? I mean, he was the #1 contender, but it seems that has been thrown out the window…

Funny thing is, I’m not so interested in the tournament as I am the Undertaker/Wyatt storyline…

Oh boy, Triple Teef talking the truth to Roman Reigns…. if Roman Reigns reminds me of The Rock… (well durr…) could Roman Reigns turn evil at the Survivor Series? Just like The Rock did at the Survivor Series in 98… to me it doesn’t matter whether Reigns turns evil or not.. the fans will feel what they feel about him. Triple… asking Reigns to pretty much join the Authority… Now there’s no Rollins for 9 months… OHHH CRAP Reigns has declined the offer! Take the offer and shove it up his candy @$$? I would have told Triple ‘No’ as well, but in a much nicer way… but now I look at it… if Triple is building towards his match with The Rock at WrestleMania, Roman Reigns is the key…

LET’S START THIS SH!T! Roman Reigns Vs Big Show to kick off the tournament!

STC’S Nicola Box is one of the 14,362 in attendance! We know how she feels about Roman Reigns, I can hear Nicola screaming from here! She feels almost the same as how I feel about Naomi… I hope Naomi’s beautiful @$$ is there this week…

…and so should Nicola scream her head off until her vocal chords are destroyed! Roman Reigns advances… the tournament brackets are now set up…and by that glimpse…it is clear that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline WILL continue… which means any fans who thought otherwise I got four words for ya…

Wayne Rooney in the hiz-house! Big up Manchester United! Shout out to my ninja Irah and his brother Icy Fresh! Shout out to STC’s Bossman – Jamie Maverick Shields who might be swimming in his own sperm count!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh dear! Kevin Owens trying to insult the British Crowd and run down the Royal Family just backfired! NEWSFLASH Kevin – WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY! Yeah I said it! The day Diana died, it was a WRAP. Maybe we care about Diana’s side of the family…

Good luck to Titus O’Neill… if the mighty John Cena couldn’t test Kevin Owens at first… Titus my ninja – you have NO CHANCE! But hey – The 1-2-3-Kid defeated Razor Ramon, so anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

FOR REAL! They doing Undertaker week on the Network all next week??? THAT’S IT!!! But Eddie Guerrero celebrates 10 years after his passing..yo WWE what you gon’ do???

Renée I’m not feeling your dress you wearing… Yo Deano – Talk to your girl!!!

I sincerely hope Becky Lynch beats out Paige’s blodclart… but since Paige is the #1 contender.. I can’t see Becky winning this…

WWE just released the official Survivor Series theme tune. It’s actually not bad… but you know the Infamous Informer always got a better one…

WHOA!!!! Anything CAN happen in the World Wrestling Federation! Becky just out-wrestled Paige! But Paige BEX!!! She put Becky in the PTO submission on the announce table! But did the crowd just boo Charlotte? Nah it couldn’t be so… where’s the cotton buds at – might have to clean out my ears on that one…

OH HELL NO – The two guys I hate – The Miz & Dolph Ziggler are facing each other to advance in the tournament, this is the part where I’m gonna go to the toilet, wash my hands, come back and tell you about what I purchased today…

WWE 50 BOOKSo here I was hunting down that Undertaker 25 Years of Destruction Book, but suddenly the book is hard to obtain. Did the distributors make a fatal error in mot printing enough copies? But I saw this book, It;s a steal at £6… so I snapped the sh!t up…

Alternatively I could tell you who’s on babestation tonight… That Kandi Kay – she is BAAAAAD!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH SNAP!!! Crowd chanting -Who Are Ya? To Zeb Colter!! They dropping WHAT chants to him! AAAH SH!T – Zeb is putting England on BLAST! He says Germany tells England what to do! He says soon Vladamir Putin will tell them what to do!!! and England complains about people crossing the borders! WHOA!!! That’s the man YOU supported England fans… you were saying – WE THE PEOPLE and sh!t… I have NO SYMPATHY.

Jesus Have Mercy that Naomi… please Uso can I borrow your wife for a weekend? Like for my 36th Birthday in January? I’mWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!in love with your wife. I can’t hold it back! Did you see how Naomi entered the ring? OHHHHHHH!

I don’t know why Natalya is f**k!n around with Team B.A.D. she may have defeated my Naomi but the three of em just f**ked her up and Naomi put the glasses on Natalya while she was caught up in the Bank Statement!! Come on WWE, hand Team BAD the creative keys just like you did New Day!

Now word on the street is I should pay attention to this match… because you internet jabronies splattered the picture/video all over Facebook… Wade Barrett is in the ring with Sheamus running his mouth at Wayne Rooney…. now personally, I’m not a Rooney fan, but that’s another issue altogether. So I’m gonna pay attention to Sheamus Vs Cesaro…

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

Sheamus Vs Cesaro could be the show stealer here! Amazing counter techniques by both men the likes of which we have never seen! I said this before I’ll say it again, I don’t think you love Cesaro as you claim, if you really love Cesaro, why isn’t the arena full of Cesaro Section signs? Not just a small area?

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Cesaro killing it with those shoryukens! Rooney loves that sh!t! Barrett BEX! Barrett starts shooting his mouth off – Rooney boxes him in his mouth – BLAOW!!!! OH SH!T!!!!

NEXT MATCH!!! Deano Vs Tyler Sneeze all over his b!tch @$$! He just called Renée ugly, and he got Summer Rae by his side? Seriously guys, you cannot possibly support Tyler Sneeze. He just made The Miz and Ziggler look straighter than Indian hair!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Come on Deano! BEAT OUT TYLER’S BLODCLART!

Damn! Some kid is angry with Summer Rae/Tyler Sneeze! ‘That’s what you get when you mess with Dolph Ziggler!’ It’s still real to them damnit!!

OH NO!!!! THE NEW DAY ARE HERE!!! Ok let’s hear their Power of Positivity… that’s right! it’s an OUTRAGE!!! 16-man tournament and New Day are not in it? BLOODY DISGRACE!

NEW DAY’S insults to Europe have failed! Oh man!!!! But it doesn’t matter – New Day Vs Neville & Usos should be a thrilling contest, Not sure if it will top Cesaro vs Sheamus though…

They call that move – The Unicorn Stampede… Where all three New Day guys circulate in the corner and stamp out their opponent… I forgot to check if it’s in WWE2K16… if not then it should be in the new moves pack…

So the Tournament Brackets look like this:

WWE title TournamentI heard y’all not feeling the tournament!!! Oh well!!! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!!! You hate when I say that don’t you? It’s because I speak the truth – didn’t I tell you earlier that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline is the main thing right now? We celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons… you can keep your tournament! Truth be told I haven’t cared about the World Wrestling Federation Title holder since The Rock lost the title at WrestleMania 29! That’s due to me being an Undertaker fan!

Here they come, the wannabe Children Of the Corn – The Wyatt Man dem… claims he got Undertaker & Kane’s powers… this should be good… his ‘eulogy’…

British crowd singing ‘the whole world in his hands…’ That’s a NO from me: Grant Cowell!

Bow our heads and give thanks to my Dons??? YOU OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

Where’s your super powers Wyatt? How come you can’t use em?

AAAAAAH SH!T!!!! UNDERTAKER & KANE ARE BACK!!! They have come to f**k up Wyatt! Wyatt tries his usual sh!t, and all his Wyatt boys have appeared… Rowan & Harper – DOUBLE CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! Braun Strowman knocks the Dons down with a double clothesline… but the dons rise up! grabbed Strowman and threw him over the announce table! Then… Wyatt left… Kane kicks him down! Both grab him by the neck – CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!!! Yes Wyatts, you can beat one of them down and there’s 4 of you, but you cannot withstand the combined might of the OGs – the Brothers of Destruction! The only thing I was a little disappointed with, was that Jim Johnston should have played this sh!t because he got it in the production truck, and if he did, it would truly be CURTAINS for the Wyatts!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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SmackDown Live: January 29, 2015

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The Infamous Informer

“Say Hello to the Bad Guy, they say I am the Bad Guy, I come from the bottom, but now I’m mad fly, they say I’m a menace that’s the picture they paint, they say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain’t!!!”

WWE: Make it happen. Make this the new theme for Roman Reigns. All he did was win the Royal Rumble and muthaf***az are crying like the true B!TCHES that they are. Shame about Danny, I’m glad it wasn’t Ziggler with his half-queer @$$… you mean to tell me that if three-man are beating down one man, you as a family member, would not help out your flesh and blood? You fans are OFFICIAL JABRONIES… OK! GET OVER IT! Roman Reigns is ready for the war against BRRRROCK LESSNAR… Oh I get it, YOU want to be the World Wrestling Federation Champion! YOU want to main event WrestleMania!!! Ha! You see what listening to a b!tch who sits down crosses his legs and begs for ice creams does to ya? MAN UP, AND SHUDDUP!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

The Blizzard shut Raw down, but it ain’t laying the SMACKDOWN! LETS DO THIS! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwe-smackdown-logo-20154Welcome to Monday Night Raw???? Er Triple???? Is Stephanie’s pu$$y playing tricks on you???!!!

Damn! Triple talking ‘balls’ on a PG show!!!!! Superbowl put on BLAST!!!

I like how Triple mentions the Rumble, crowd booing then he switches up to the Triple Threat Match… big ups to WWE for putting Seth Rollins in the equation.

Wait a minute – Triple gonna make an announcement that will end the controversy??? Shake the WWE to its core???? UH-OHHHHH!!! suddenly Monday seems so far away! You know I’m supposed to be somewhere first thing in the morning?? Well f**k that – I’m staying up – I’m gonna be a Wu-soldier! Raw, plus the interview with Austin & Triple? Sorry – that’s UNMISSABLE TV!

WTF – Vincent Kennedy in the hiz-house as well???? Now I’m thinking – Roman Reigns winning was BEST FOR BUSINESS!!! Those chanting Roman Sucks – well you paid your money, that’s how you feel but you’re missing the point! D!CKHEAD!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

That’s an interesting submission by Big Show… can’t say I’ve seen that before!!! A standing single leg boston crab? Vincent Kennedy is here – remember Big Show you gotta make him look strong!!!

Big Show with the chokeslam to Roman Reigns! I suppose you fools are gonna start posting ‘Reigns kick out at 2′ memes aren’t you IWC b!tches!!!!

Vincent Kennedy just showed up to tell us that my WWE Network is FREE throughout February! Er I got the email thank you! But it was great to hear your voice! He could have done the power walk – come on!!! He shut down the IWC protest!!!

BIG UP ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER!!! Newest inductee in the WWE Hall Of Fame!! I see y’all hating again… it’s the celebrity wing muthaf***a! Do you want Arnold to brukk you up like he did Triple???

Shout out to Seth Rollins – he lost in the triple threat match and STILL feels good about it? I admire his positivity… issues an open challenge – and Ryback wants to test him? So does Erick Rowan and Dolph Ziggler it seems!!! Well Rollins, you said – open challenge.. if you’re so good – why don’t you test all three guys? (remind me to set up a stable for these three on WWE2K15…)

Damn Kane is on his devil’s favourite demon self! Er you forgot your mask Kane!!!! Are you gonna set Danny on fire if you put him in the box????

I see the WrestleMania 31 sign… so you know Jey Uso & Tyson Kidd must fight their best!!!! Natalya and Naomi in each corner… OHHHHHHHH!!!! Naomi.. I gotta song for you, and it goes a lil’ something like this…

Damn Rusev gets more time on the mic than Lana???? That’s not cool!!!! SHUT-TUP!!!!! Oh here’s Cena…. all is well!

SHOTGUN by Cena! “I was US champion before you had pubes and you had boobs!!!!” Cena is killing Rusev & Lana!!!

You mean to tell me Rusev ain’t stepping up after he was talking sh!t!!! But Rusev is undefeated! He’s 69 and HO!

Mike Dogg in his 20s

I’m sorry Rusev but I smell something… you smell something man??? I smell… I smell… I SMELL PUTIN!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Fast Lane jump off – Nikki Bella Vs Paige for the Divas title! WHOA!!! That says to me something special is brewing

for the divas for WrestleMania! How are the Bellas gonna cuss Paige about her skin tone? That’s MY JOB!

Even the Ascension’s promos are reminiscent of the Legion Of Doom! The question remains – does Animal from the LOD/Road Warriors have one last mean clothesline left in him???

What was all that about from Mr Wyatt??? What makes me smile??? Er good hip hop, and good WWE sh!t! That sh!t that makes me mark the f**k out! And I sincerely hope I’m gonna see some good sh!t here – It’s the main event! Danny Bryan Vs Kane! Someone is gonna get put in that casket! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

Danny Bryan Vs Kane Casket

Come on Danny! Bury that fool I once called my hero! So he can resurrect as the monster he should be! Stop this Sunday School Trousers nonsense!

Imagine, when Kane & Undertaker are no longer with the company… we won’t see Casket matches or buried alive matches anymore… it will be a sad day when the Brothers of Destruction are no more…

Many references to the don of dons himself… stop getting me gassed yo!!!!

Jerry Lawler is killing me yo! He’s scared of them caskets! Don’t be scared Jerry! What if a sexy diva appears out of those things with puppies??? that would f**k him up for sure!

Notice – Brie Bella is not worried about becoming a widow! She would get all of Danny’s assets!!! GOLDDIGGA!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Danny holding his surgically repaired neck in the battle – don’t let Kane see that! Or else 3 tombstones await!

OH SNAP!!!! Danny managed to put Kane in the casket!!!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!! Danny – I’d run for the hills chanting YES! now!!!!

I am ashamed!!!! Undertaker would never lose a casket match! His matches are legendary! If he loses, it’s because it takes 20 man to destroy him! That’s why he’s the Don of DONS! Enough of this sh!t – I’m off to watch some classic Kane sh!t on WWE Network – that match with Shane-O-Mac in the Ambulance match… that was the sh!t!!!!

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#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

#GETINTHECHAIR!

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER!!! STC 4 LIFE…………….BEEEEEEEAAAAAATTTTCCCHHH!

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