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Monday Night Raw #1185, February 8, 2016

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Danny Bryan retirement

THAT’S F**KED UP.

However fans still have hope… why? Because after Mark Henry, it is very difficult to tell if a retirement is real. Mark Henry raised the bar in 2013. Plus, Daniel Bryan recently released a commercial about how he overcame adversity. Also it’s strategy to get those ratings up too for everybody to tune in.

On the other hand… his recent picture of him in a restaurant shows him sporting a trimmed beard… which indicates he finally got in the chair after Vincent Kennedy yelled at him to do so. That’s what he’s known for… #RespectTheBeard right? So why has he trimmed it???

If the retirement is true… it’s gonna be as heartbreaking as Edge’s retirement was…

…AND THAT’S F**KED UP!!!

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RAW #1185! I am the Infamous Informer, I promise I won’t cry, unless it’s the lord’s name in vain if I was in bed with YOU KNOW WHO!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaah sh!t this is how it starts…. A Danny Bryan tribute video… this is a sad day for wrestling fans, particularly those on the internet… their darling is about to leave the building…

Daniel Bryan chants already… maybe he shouldn’t have announced it on twitter… this could potentially f**k up RAW…

We gonna start this sh!t with a contract signing… I think we should get all this wrestling sh!t over with and leave Danny til last… because as soon as he comes out, nothing else matters…

Well Roman is right, let’s get this over with as Deano wants to punch Brock in the mouth corner…

Oh dear that didn’t go to well – Ambriose steps up to Brock,  F5 to Ambrose – BLAOW!!!! Then Triple’s music hit… Brock on one side of the ramp, Triple on the stage, staring each other down… Aaah sh!t it’s about to go down!

And before this blog is finalisd and sent out to Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell, and Cage Amateurs UK, Deano swears he gonna get Brock Lesnar and mash him up!! Yo Deano… take a steel chair with you!

What? Owens Vs Ziggler AGAIN???? What is this the 3rd match in a row??? That’s it – I’m DUN… show me something different! Fight backstage, get the cars out have a good old parking lot brawl… I’m not watching this wrestling sh!t!

Here’s a pic of Gabi/Raquel… for NO REASON!

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Just think… Gabi could have been on Total Divas… but WWE chose another blondie… as much as I hate Paige, she is right – that Mandy better know how to wrestle… because Gabi got dissed for Mandy… y’all upset about Danny retiring… I’m still comprehending this!

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The only thing good about that match was Ziggler using the ropes to get the win over Owens, and Owens acting a b!tch all over the ring!

Aaaah sh!t! Usos Vs The New Day in a tables match… NO…. SAVE THE TABLES!!!

Er… Bubba – you are DEAD WRONG about the WWE Universe not liking The New Day… but now you want to involve the tables in this??? No… is that petition still going??? Please! Anything but this! Put Lana on a pole – anything but TABLES!!! NO!!!

Official – Charlotte defends her World Wrestling Federation Divas Championship against Brie Bella… but with Danny Bryan retiring… will this have a profound effect on the outcome of the match? I still see Charlotte retaining…and my Sasha Banks theory stands…

I love supporting my black wrestlers but I can’t ride with Alicia Fox again – Charlotte – mash her up! I respect Alicia’s tenure and her role in the company but that’s about it..

Look at Ric Flair… you know he’s itching to cause trouble… now Flair, keep your hands to yourself… I know Brie is fine as a muthaf***a!

Charlotte looked like she was gonna figure 8 the weave out of Alicia!

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Big up AJ Styles! He kicked down The Miz in his money maker! Knocked his teeth into his throat! And yet, The Miz continues to run his mouth…

OH SH!T! Jericho just came through and changed sh!t! F**K MizTV, no one likes that sh!t! Send for the Jeritron 65000!

Miz – you still here??? Jericho – kick him in his mouth already!

Has Miz made a valid point though? That it’s burning Jericho’s soul like Ether that AJ Styles defeated him in a wrestling contest?

Meanwhile, turns out it will be an 8-man tables match… The Dudley Boyz join The Usos, The New Day gotta find somebody else to join them… any takers?

Well, seems like you wrestling jabronies like Ryback in his new attire… you like his brief… I hear the Goldberg chants which don’t help either… The Infamous Informer does not give a f**k about his attire…  what’s the saying – you cannot polish a turd?

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I’m playing – I like the Ryback… always have from the jump. I still believe he can make it back to main event status… just like I do with Wade Barrett.

See what I mean? You cannot polish a turd! Ryback cannot manage the Wyatt bwoy dem… now they gonna harvest him… unless Big Show & Kane combine their force!

OH MY DAYS BIG E JUST KILLED IT! The New Day, working on the tables… Big E… singing like it’s the slavery days! Like it’s 1555!!!! Then Renee Young just had to show up showing legs and sh!t asking if they found a 4th partner… OHHHHHHH! She is sexy as f**k and she knows it!

It’s a shame The New Day are not continuing the #SaveTheTables campaign…

Social Outcasts Vs Titus…. ok let’s switch to babestation let’s see who’s on to entertain me…I am him

You guys like Hannah Martin? She aiiiight…. she’s not quite ‘Charmaine Sinclair’ for me though… I like older women…

Dayuuuum Ambrose is going in!!! Calling him SAWFT???? Saying his F5 was ‘nothing?’ good lord! This reminds me of Jeff Hardy and The Undertaker in a way… Jeff didn’t stop at The Undertaker until Big Evil had to respect him!

It’s like Ambrose put a red ring over his own head and now it’s the Rage of Lesnar on some God Of War sh!t!

Reigns music hits! Reigns is just sauntering… Ambrose recovers enough to punch Lesnar right in ‘Minnesota’! Oh man…

Why is Ambrose f**k!n with someone who broke the streak??? Who destroyed John Cena to the point Cena cannot main event ever again?

By the way – who was it who said Bertie was injured? Aaah never mind F**k all that – Shout out to the Wrestling Summit – they have something important they need to say…

Love the Lucha Dragon, Love Bertie & Rusev… but this has come to my attention…

I haven’t done a wrestling video blog in months, but I can see myself doing one of these when it’s Undertaker’s time…

Holy f**k – SASHA BANKS! Those hot pants, knee high boots, she might have beaten Bayley at Mortal Kombat but I’d love for her to try and ‘beat’ me!!!

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Oh man… the match at Fast Lane gonna break my heart… Sasha & Becky Vs Naomi & Tamina… Sorry Sash but Naomi is the love of my wrestling life… whoever loses – I WIN…

OH NO! The New Day got Mark Henry to join them??? Er.. It’s gonna be curtains for the Dudleys and Usos now!

For real? What started as a ‘botch’ from Lillian Garcia, now they are riding with it? I guess the Uso Brudda ARE grammy award winners!

Oh dear! Bossing Mark Henry about is something you don’t do! Mark Henry’s like – F**K IT! ME GONE! New Day goose cook!

WHOA!!! Dudley Boyz turned EVIL!!!! They just put the Uso Brudda through a table!!! Bu-bu-bu-BUT!!!!!

This is it people…. AHH MAN, HOW DO WE SAY GOODBYE… IT’S ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES THAT HAVE TO…

He’s holding back the tears here…just let it out Danny it’s ok… I cry, you cry, we cry, together… shout out to Lil Mo and Ja Rule…

Ok he cut his hair for the purpose of a cancer fund… so respect is due there… it wasn’t for you Vincent Kennedy!

DYAM DUTTY!!! Even in sadness Danny got jokes!!! Everybody with the Yes chant… Danny says – ‘that’s what Brie says all the time!’

Danny gives shout outs to Kane, William Regal, and especially Connor The Crusher. Where is he when we need him? He’s the only guy who can beat TRIPLE TEEF!

That’s it. Daniel Bryan’s wrestling career is over. That means NO wrestling anywhere else, it’s not a work, none of that sh!t. TAKE A BOW DANIEL BRYAN. WE ARE GRATEFUL.

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Monday Night Raw #1159, August 10, 2015!!!

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I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar, doo-dar, I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar-doo-dey!!!

BlondtourageI CAN RIDE TO THAT! Hell – I CAN RIDE ALL THAT!!!!

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I’m mourning the loss of rapper Sean Price, but he would want the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P to continue talking trash on Raw for you guys! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1159! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWelcome to Monday Night Rollins!! Is Seth Rollins still in a good mood? Is he still gonna do his open WWE title challenge? I wonder what the criteria is this week?

OHHH SH!T!!! Seth is killing Cena with the Straight Outta Compton references!!! Cena too busy listening to Dr.Dre’s new album!!! Watch all the memes come out with ‘Straight Outta Action’ with Seth dropping the Sagat Tiger Knee into Cena’s nose corner!

Rollins is KILLIN CENA! Showing a pic of Cena with his nose all buss up! Seth is saying Cena is applying for Tough Enough! Yo Rollins! Don’t make my eye water!!!!

When you hear the siren, that means Rollins – you shut the f**k up and Cesaro will speak on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!!!

Oh dear Kevin Owens f**ked up his lines!!!! Something Roman Reigns has NEVER done… wrestling fans – I like Owens but – YOU LOSE!

Randall comes out, he feels he deserves a shot… Everybody running their mouth, Seth just had to run his mouth too much didn’t he? ‘I don’t care what the Authority thinks…’ So this his how it goes down according to Triple TEEF… Randall, Cesaro, and Kevin Owens fight in a Triple Threat match. Winner fights Rollins for the WWE Title… Cena might not even make it to Summerslams!!!  Or so they will have you believe…

Beautiful lady… Go Ladies… Lovely Lady… GO LADIES!!! Lovely lady! GO LADIES!!!!

Team B.A.D. Vs  The BellaDashians!!!! You already know who I’m backing… if only I had 3 d!cks like the demon in Urotsukidoji 2 for all three of Team B.A.D….

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Haha Y’all had to change your name! what happened to Submission Sorority? Did Stephanie McMahon whip you like a slave and say your name is TEAM PCB???

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Team PCB talking sh!t at commentary… Just remember what you saw at the top of the blog…

MUTHAF***A!!! See – F**K PAIGE. How the f*k can she say Tamina & Naomi don’t matter? BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER YOU DUMB B!TCH!

I respected her on Austin’s show last week but I’ve just lost that respect. F**K PAIGE. YOU DON’T MATTER B!TCH!

I completely forgot about that Stephen Amell fool… I hope Stardust buss up his blodclart!

WHADDUP NEW DAY!!!

What the f**k? I thought Los Matadores were the #1 contenders??? Yo WWE you’re f**k!n around right now! I understand it’s Summerslam and sh!t… just get it over with and draw for the Tables Ladders and Chairs and the stairs! These teams need to get that Summerslam money damnit!

I do like that sh!t by Los Matadores – Kofi running at him, and dude stops Kofi in his tracks, and OLE!!!! That didn’t stop New Day getting the win though…catch Big E wine up him waist!!! Is he dating Gabi Castrovinci or something?????

For real! Fatal 4 way Tag team match at Summerslams?! Los Matadores & Lucha Dragons jumping in the game! New Day are cool with that… they got Renée doing the New Day Clap… and she doing it in rhythm!!! Yo Ambrose – TALK TO YO GIRL!

Wyatt’s Vs The Shield 2 confirmed!! OHHHH SH!T!!!!! Everyone is bringing the ruckus at Summerslams!!!

Ay-yo, to that stupid muthaf***a throwing the Munny Inna bank Briefcase at Roman Reigns head top at a house show: I hope you are proud of yourself, was you going to WrestleMania 32??? Well you ain’t going now you dumb muthaf***a…the security should have boxed you down and broke your nose before throwing your b!tch @$$ out!

WORD? NXT Takeover, Summerslams and RAW sold out??? Vincent Kennedy getting that birthday money!!!!

Note: Vince McMahon’s Birthday is Aug 24, the day after Summerslam…

“…and that’s Vintage Orton… the BACKBREAKER to Owens…” – Mike Cole

Yes wrestling fools, what was that about Vince telling commentators what to say and what not to say??? YOU DYAM ARSE!

(apparently the word ‘backbreaker’ among other words are banned by Vince McMahon, according to the ‘experts’ who are known as FANS…)

This Triple Threat match is off the hook! Whoever loses out of Cesaro, Randall, and Kevin Owens… I WIN! And I’m sure YOU WIN TOO!

Well I lied… Randall wins by dropping the RKO on both muthaf***as… STC’s Ian Whitfield won’t be happy about that! He wants Cesaro pushed… #WrestlingIsStoryline – you gotta stick with the program! You can’t just give Cesaro the belt like that and throw off everything???

Hmmm… I wonder why they got Daniel Bryan in a Pepsi advert doing weight lifting??? That dude looks well and clear to wrestle… don’t you??? Whoa… I wonder… if Cena can’t make it back in time…

WHAAAAAAT!!! I will most definitely check that Undertaker Vs Brock Lesnar special pon di BUUFTA AWARD WINNING WWE Network! How this match is still ‘sanctioned’ is beyond me… both dons gonna be at RAW next week… in Minneapolis Minnesota no less… Brock’s home town???? Might as well shut down every wrestling match from now – (except the divas…) Every wrestler must get their bouncer game right!!!

Byron Saxton – I am ashamed – you’re afraid of a man who wears a straw hat and walks round with an electric lantern? And all these idiots got their stupid iPhones lighting up for him? Foolish humans… I’m the daywalker. I wear a purple suit… I slay fools like Bray Wyatt with the Wu-Tang Sword!

Haha! The crowd chanting – SIT DOWN BYRON! Yeah Byron! Siddung and Shuddup!!!

I know it’s Miz TV… but Miz – Shut the f**k up – I wanna hear Danny Bryan speak!!!!

The YES movement is powerful!!! Yes Danny!!! You are the F**K!N MAN OK!

I think Danny Bryan should kick down the Miz! F**k all this I.C. title sh!t – no one is interested in that sh!t!!! Danny Vs the Miz at Summerslams – make it happen!

I do wanna read that book of Danny’s… Might make a purchase… problem is that too many hot hip hop albums coming out!

UH-OH!!!!! It’s the man whose super move reminds me of Sean Price!!!! One more time Big Show… punch The Miz thru schoolbuses again!

OH DAYUUUM! Ryback is here!!! Er maybe the I.C title is running! Could this be a fatal 4 way thing? Because Danny nah seh nutun about his health yet! After all….

…or maybe not… take as long as you need Danny… I still wanna read that book…

Divas three team elimination match at Summerslams???? OHHH SH!T!!! Well so much for what I saw on twitter earlier… there’s still next week though!!!

Let’s keep on the Diva ting… she says Dolph Ziggler is back after Summerslams??? What a shame.. I wanted to see him get buss arse again… why can’t Summer Rae & Lana go at it themselves and dun? The wrestling saddos like to cum in their y-fronts because they saw Lana’s panties…

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That is some sexy sh!t – Rusev said – Summer – CRUSH! And Summer hit Lana with the accolade super move! FO’REAL THO??? I forgot how sexy Summer’s legs were!

Haha Stardust box down Stephen Amell! Amell now, jumps over the barricade, rushes the ring and throws lefts and rights at Stardust! Let me guess, by the knowledge I saw with Barrett & Neville, are Barrett & Stardust gonna team up against Neville & Amell???

Get the paperwork signed and sorted by 9am the next morning! Not 9.03, not 9.36! Red Arrow & Green Arrow jumping in the ring against Stardust & Barrett! at Summerslams!!! Remember the unwritten rule of celebrities and wrestling…

Now we know that Randall is in a lose-lose situation, because Sheamus will bait up Randall’s opportunity to main event Summerslams… however, Randall could miraculously win, then Sheamus cashes his cheque and f**ks Randall over… after all, Sheamus did hint at it!

More likely the latter… personally, I think Sheamus will attempt at a cash in at Randall shuts that down… enough talk! Let’s watch the match…

“there’s a lot of trolls on social media – Rollins does everything a champion should do…” AMEN JBL!!!! and AMEN!!!

Now wrestling fools… remember #wrestlingisstoryline… so don’t get mad when Sheamus f**ked up the wrestling contest… Randall stopped Sheamus cashing his cheque…

But I have a question: Why the f**k does the referee f**k about when someone cashes the cheque? All this long argument, just give the blasted thing to Lillian and make it happen!!! I know really wrestling fools… I don’t get angry like you!

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