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Monday Night Raw #1093: May 5, 2014!!!

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Have you missed me????  Good, because the feeling’s not mutual!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

No rest for the wicked! It’s Back on my B.S like Busta Rhymes! Extreme Rules Dun! Now for RAW #1093! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZSIERRA! HOTEL! INDIA! ECHO! LIMA! DELTA! SHIELD!!!! I told you Evolution are TEEF! Triple just forced Dean Ambrose is forced to defend his US title against 20 other men in a Battle Royal, just because The Shield brukk up Evolution! Let’s be real, Ambrose hasn’t defended his title in a hot minute! 351 days as champion…. Let me guess, a new star from NXT gonna win this sh!t???

Can you believe the Big Show is in this match??? Sheamus is up in there too! Ok guys, this ain’t for the André the Giant trophy!!! This is for the US Title muthaf***a!

Mark Henry is up in there!!! Ok that’s the man I’m backing! Get that Ziggler OUT!!!

Did Big Show just slap Heath Slater’s @$$???? Oh hell 2 da naw!

No way! Big Show and Mark Henry eliminated! Everybody rushed them and got them out!!! Sh!t I gotta find a new dude to back!

YES!!! SANTINO ELIMINATED ZIGGLER!!! The crowd didn’t like it but I did!!!! Santino to w….he’s been eliminated??? Oh Sh!t….

OH SNAP!!! Sheamus wins the US Title??!!!!! Isn’t Sheamus ‘Triple Teef’ endorsed??? I’m jussayin…

I just had to mention his name didn’t I??? Here he comes… Mr TEEF!!!

Ambrose mash-up… and he gotta fight again with his bredrin against the Wyatt man dem??? (I hear you jabronies already… “Again??”) Ahh-yeah again and again!!!

Big ups to STC’s Lee Steadx who pointed out that WWE’s champions minus Danny Bryan and the Usos hail from the UK/Ireland in Sheamus, Paige and Wade Barrett… #BestForBusiness

I swear Paul Heyman is one funny muthaf***a!!! Every time he comes out he’s like – MY CLIENT BRRROCK LESSSNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER’S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!! Yeah Nathan Webb of the STC – tell Paul that it’s old and move on!!! I think it’s jokes!!! And I’m STC’s #1 Undertaker fan!

Look at Paul Heyman watching Cesaro and RVD fight with his foot cocked up on the steps! I wanna have an interview with Heyman one day! The man is BRILLIANT!

OMG the person that is streaming this weeks Raw is a BATTYMAN! Why is he switching between Raw and the gay chatline station??? I am distraught…. I’m sorry I gotta remedy this… I need something to erase what I just saw… and I think this is it…

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SHOUT OUT TO STC’S Edmund Mulhall… he understands….

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Damn why did Cesaro go buckwild on RVD like that? Dropping bows on him and f**k!n him up against the ring turnbuckles! thank god for Heyman who stopped him and said ‘you’re gonna get suspended!’

Two things I think about Bray Wyatt: One, he’s been watching too many apocalyptic movies…. particularly that Urotsukidoji film… and two, he has a good singing voice doesn’t he??? HA! HA! HA! HA!

I can no longer show my moms any more wrestling selection now because if she sees this Bray Wyatt fellow she will start talking about the Illuminati and sh!t….

Haha my hero Kane is getting Brie & Danny shook! I’m glad that they gave back Kane his mind game powers… it interests me where this feud will go… I foresee an ambulance match or an inferno match at Payback…. what do you think guys? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!GRANT - BODY - P

It’s all good to see that sexy muthaf***a Lana… but to send Alexander Yusef to brukk up another black man in Kofi Kingston???? Racial man Racial!!! Big E or Mark Henry you need to stop this fool!!!!

Forget the match going on…. STC’s Lee Steadx suggests that this should be Lana’s theme music… well THE GRANT SAYS you can do two things: One, create her on WWE2K14, or two, wait til WWE2K15 and hope that Lana makes it the game and this music plays, if not, you can always put it on yourself!

Question – do you think Lana is wearing something underneath that blouse???

Why is Stephanie f**k!n with Danny & Brie??? Didn’t she tell them to get away in a car? Now Steph is like – no – you can’t leave because you would be in breach of contract and the WWE title would be stripped away??? I’m telling you  – my hero Kane is gonna take off with Brie tonight!!! AND THENNNNNNNN!!!!!

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Ok here we go – Bertie Vs Danny in a traditional wrestling contest… I’m waiting for the FYRRRRRE!!!

Great contest by the two, but the FYYYYRE!!!! Brie & Danny run for the hills! Get in the car! Oh no where the keys at????? How the hell did Kane find himself in the car? Me ah tell yuh ah Brie him want! Why couldn’t Kane be in Total Divas???? It would be great!!!!

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Ok time for this Adam Rose dude…. let me see his wrestling skill, I heard that this dude is a don!

But not before the rematch for the Intercontinental Championship between Big E and Wade Barrett…. I’m sure it will be another great contest…but quite frankly…I GOT SOME BAD NEWS… I ain’t gonna talk about this sh!t!!!

No!!! A Mothers Day message from MR.T??? What a good thing WWE edited it! otherwise Raw would be on for another 3 hours!

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH! DISRESPECT!!! Zeb Colter got a deportation list??? They got Sheamus and especially your heroine Paige??? Yeah, say WE THE PEOPLE NOW MUTHAF***A!!! THE INFAMOUS INFORMER HAS WON!!!! I told you – you cannot out think me! Zeb Colter doesn’t care about YOU!!!! You wait til I get on BDSIR Network…

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Adam Rose is a crazy muthaf***a!!!! Don’t be a Lemon Zeb, be a Rose bud! This dude gonna catch on quick star!

Ok so in this next episode of The Shield Vs The Wyatts, ever since Ric Flair gave The Shield props, Dean Ambrose has been using the figure 4 submission move… I think it’s safe for WWE to finally release The Miz now!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Just when The Wyatts were gonna get their @SS buss up, Evolution decide to pay a visit. TEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! What was even more f**ked up, was that Evolution decided to use the triple powerbomb on Roman Reigns!

Less than 1 month until Payback… yo WWE, ever thought of re-assessing your TV rating??? I mean disturbing children on some children of the corn sh!t with Cena, tables on fire, My Hero Kane seemingly got the hots for Brie Bella… yeah I know, they are so much hotter when they are taken….Danny better get a particular set of skills! See what I did there?????

#VOCAREADREGNUM!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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