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Monday Night Raw #1271, October 9, 2017!!!

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Now I could start this sh!t off by saying Columbus Day this, Columbus Day that  but F**K ALL THAT – I enjoyed the Hell In A Cell… best matches since… Brock Vs Undertaker two years ago? Nah Nah – Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins was the one right there!

GRANT BODY-P!

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RAW 1271! To normal jabronies, its Columbus Day. To us WWE fans, it’s EDDIE GUERRERO DAY! SALUTE THIS MAN!

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WE ARE IN INDIANAPOLIS! Where it all started for The Shield, where it all ended for The Shield, and could it start all over again?

Why is the Miz doing this Mizzie sh!t again? I think I want the Shield to come down the stairs now!

Oh snap – Bo Dallas got buss arse so much he’s sitting at home like a beeatch!

Just think – Cesaro and Sheamus were at each other’s throats, one year later they are winning awards and sh!t! I’d give them an award for their entrance alone!

AAAAAAAAH SHEEEEEEEEEET!!!! The Shield are BACK!!! Minus the swat gear but that’s ok! THE SAGA CONTINUES! They have formed like Voltron! WROOOOOOOOOOY! The Miz! The Bar! the Shield! It’s all ruckus now! BUMBACLAAAAAAAAT!!!! Look at the Miz’s face! He’s like – A WHA DE RARSE! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS!!!

HERE WE GO! OOOOOOOWWWWAAAAA! TRIPLE POWERBOMB TO THE MIZ – BLAOW!!!

JUST LIKE THAT! THE MIZ IS THE B!TCH OF THE WEEK!

OFFICIAL! The Miz & The Bar Vs The Shield! TLC MATCH! AAAAAH SHEEEEEET! I couldn’t give a f**k about Elias and walking with that muthaf***a – he ain’t Hip Hop!

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YES! Titus f**ked up Elias rhythm! I wanna walk with Titus Worldwide! Apollo best beat this muthaf***a this time!

F**K! Apollo lose again… damn Apollo – did you p!$$ McMahon off? I knew he should never have come to RAW…

Sugar Ray Amore??? But him nah defend him title yet????

The heartbreaking thing about Enzo is – he makes all these Hip Hop references in his promos… so me personally – I cannot hate him like you lot!

You gotta be kidding me! Enzo is in the main event of RAW! 3 weeks running! Enzo Vs Kalisto – lumberjack match for the Cruiserweight title!! Come on son – Enzo has made this sh!t mad compelling!

I know these Hardy Boyz are fearless but Matt Hardy – TURN BACK!!! You don’t want none of BRAAAAUUUUUUUUN!

I think Braun is merely playing with Matt here! he’s gonna be BROKEN for sure after this! Did Matt p!$$ off Vince as well?

A LIE! Matt Hardy hit the Twist Of Fate to Strowman! Dude kicked out at 1! Matt  just get yourself disqualified and….oh too late – Strowman hit the running powerslam – BLAOW!!

HOLY SMOKES! THE SHIELD HAVE RUSHED STROWMAN! THEY MIGHT HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE THIS TIME!

DOUBLE R HIT THE SPEAR – BLAOW!

OH MY DAYS! THEY SET UP THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

OOOOOOOOOOOWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!

TRIPLE POWERBOMB TO STROWMAN THROUGH THE TABLE – BLAOW!!!

ROMAN REIGNS FEEL GOOD NOW – HE’S GETTING CHEERED!

GRANT BODY-P!

…and now we got Mickie James! And I am so glad she ain’t skipping to the ring anymore – I hated that sh!t!

“I have more energy in my body than you have hair extensions and pink hair dye!” YES! Mickie James speaks the truth! Mickie needs to bring that energy over here!

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I’m all about the older women!!! It’s been my track record since I was 21!

Oh sh!t – Mickie got the crowd chanting ‘biscuit butt’ to Alexa! I take it that means she has NO SHAPE!

SERIOUSLY?? Bayley, Sasha and Alicia want to go agains… wait a second – Dana & Emma want in!

Fatal 5 way match for the opportunity to face Asuka at the TLC joint! But the question remains – where Nia Jax at? Er… she DID FOLLOW our own Shadfather on the twitter… The Grant says – Shad knows all the answers Sway!

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OH NO! Apparently Dean Ambrose’s mouth got The Shield in certain trouble! Apparently The Shield can take on the world, and for a second I did wonder – where does Braun Strowman fit on the TLC card! Now he joins The Miz & the Bar in the TLC match too?! Strowman counts as an extra 3 people!

Now this Sister Abigail situation! The Balor Club is not afraid of Sister Abigail! I know as hell I’m not!

HOLY SMOKES – A WHA DAT?!!! I take that back – Sister Abigail looks ugly as f**k! It exists within Bray!

Not even Undertaker & Kane have forced Bray to send for Abigail!

Big up to the Perfect Plex Talk Radio – they are straight taking the p!$$! Calling Bray Wyatt – a tranny and sh!t!

Now – does the winner of this match REALLY WIN? I mean, they fight Asuka… With this in mind – I’m backing Dana or Emma, because it started with them in NXT!

WHOA! Ok hold up – Dana and Bayley eliminated! Emma is still in this thing! COME ON EMMA!

YES!!!! EMMA IS THROUGH!!! It is only right!!!!

Big up to Kalisto! He’s dedicating this match to Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio! COME ON KALISTO!

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There is no way Enzo can win surely? Big Cass ain’t gonna come and save him is he???

Wait a second the heel cruiserweights putting the boots on Kalisto – isn’t the idea to brukk up Enzo’s blodclart? Enzo may have a fighting chance here!

Oh no! the lumberjacks are causing ruckus outside! What happened to unity and all that? Kalisto just hit a superplex to Enzo to the outside landing on everybody! WHOA!

At least Mustafa Ali had the idea and kept the objective at hand – prevent Enzo from walking out of Indianapolis with the title!

YES! The Kalisto Del Sol! Kalisto – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!

RAW WAS OFF THE HOOK! WWE DID EDDIE PROUD STAR! YEAH MAN!

Smackdown.. I’m gonna pray for ya!

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Monday Night Raw #1206, July 4, 2016

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THE GRANT SAYS THIS: VOTE JOHN CENA FOR PRIME MINISTER.

I don’t care if some of you jabronies hate him…I don’t care if he’s not even British. JOHN CENA IS DA MAN. I will be cheering for him this week on RAW. One thing he will do where David Cameron, Roy Hodgson, Boris Johnson, Chris Evans and Nigel Farage failed to do: NEVER GIVE UP. THEY GAVE UP! They sold you all down the river! JOHN CENA KICKS OUT OF 2! The only place where Cena cannot rule, is SUPLEX CITY!!!!

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In other news, no news… just remind me to put up a nice picture of that Serena Williams lady…. god damn – GOD DAMN!!!!!

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RAW #1206! There better not be any dutty big spiders interrupting the proceedings this week! They will suffer the same fate as the one last week!

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Everybody on that 4th July vibe! Even the heels! Sheeeeeeeet Kayfabe is dead!!!!

I hate food fights…. such a waste… I think of those starving in Africa and sh!t… sh!t is disgusting….talk about showing love for the troops – it’s all good but use your WWE money and feed the poor muthaf***a!

That’s what this WWE sh!t is all about! Good hearted comedy vibes! No need to be so damn serious all the time! We left the EU for Pete’s sake, the UK is about to go into Anarchy! And there she is in the middle of it all, Lillian Garcia, singing the American national anthem in celebration!

…and here’s me waiting for Rusev to interrupt the proceedings… oh sh!t – it’s not 1998 anymore!

GRANT BODY-P!!!!

That was the best rendition of the anthem I have ever heard Lillian sing… that girl sung with her heart star!

OH SH!T HE CAME OUT FOR REAL!!!! I WAS ONLY JOKING! He wants to rename the day as Rusev Day! He can’t do that surely! His opponent – Titus O’Neill – AGAIN?? He better win this muthaf***a word up… big BIG Independence Day??

Titus’ attire actually looks decent for once, long shorts with Old Glory emblazoned on it, yet I can’t help but feel that it looks like pyjamas!

GRANT BODY-P!

BLOODY USELESS! He lost in front of his family, and he lost in front of America… Titus… I shake my head…and TURN MY BACK!

If Enzo Amore doesn’t win best mic skills of the year for naming every single president in history – Something seriously wrong with the WWE Universe! Yo Enzo – I heard you got a Wu-Tang Tattoo! You have made it in my iron clad respect club, joining Batista!

OWWWWWWWWW! Dana Brooke & Charlotte in their black numbers! Where is my purple…. wait – nah let me draw for my black suit this time!SABU GRANT

Sasha is in all black too! LAWD HAVE MERCY – The lord is my shepherd – he know what I want!

Good lord Sasha told Charlotte about herself!! And dropped a Sean Price punch on Dana AGAIN!

…And I hope Dean Ambrose drops Sean Price punches Miz through school buses! Maryse… I know you are supposed to be sexy but… I don’t know – you just don’t do it for me…

Do you know what I love the most about Dean Ambrose title reign? JBL’s anger! He says kids hide behind chairs and couches when they see him! Well the Grant says – how do you explain Bray Wyatt… or the don of dons – THE UNDERTAKER????? Who has been champion 7 times?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Deano is actually on commentary for the Spanish announce table! Never been done before – that’s CREATIVITY!

Seth Rollins continuing to get the fans to boo his promo he cut on the announce table.. he even struggled to compare the fans to Roman Reigns himself! And that didn’t work! So Deano decides to stand on the announce table -and he’s like – Dirty Deeds – BLAOW!!! Shame the table didn’t break…

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That should be an incentive to make me watch right? Nah f**k it – because ‘Facebook’ will tell you…

GRANT BODY-P!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! VICKIE GUERRERO CAN’T BE THE GM OF RAW/SMACKDOWN???!!

DON’T HASHTAG VICKIE RUNS SMACKDOWN LIVE! That;s like voting to leave the EU! (Oh wait….)

Yo – The Big Show’s TEAM USA rally talk was good… but it isn’t better than when Vince McMahon rallied team WWF against the WCW/ECW Alliance!

Look at Austin standing tall like he’s superman and sh!t! And when he hit Undertaker…. Undertaker gave him one look, and Austin put his head down… oh what? we not in 2001 no more???? We have to fast forward to Golden Truth Vs Vaudevillians? Oh f**k that – I’m going to get… what – the match finish already? I can see the IWC complaining about that one!

YOU HEAR THAT BOYS AND GIRLS! JOHN CENA SAYS NEVER GIVE UP! DON’T BE LIKE OUR WUTLESS SO CALLED POLITICIANS! DON’T BE LIKE ROY HODGSON! DON’T BE LIKE CHRIS EVANS!

BLOODY WIMPS THE LOT OF EM!

OH NO! The Bullet Club claim they gonna get rid of Cena! AJ Styles says his Bullet Club are his insurance policy! He says they will prevent Cena from sending for the shovel!

The Bullet Club say the love beating up John Cena! More than Christmas! More than getting on top of their hot asian wife! WHOA! They renamed July 4 to ‘BEAT UP JOHN CENA DAY’!!!! That’s gonna be trending surely!

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See what I’m gonna do this week, is play Mortal Kombat XL, listen to some Wu-Tang, have sexy time with my lady, then BEAT UP JOHN CENA!

GRANT BODY-P!

NO!!!! The New Day can’t say that about the Wyatt man dem????? Saying they ‘keep it in the family’????? Xavier is right – I hope New Day take this Wyatt challenge seriously! Otherwise we won’t see UpUpDownDown again!

I hope this match doesn’t show USA go on like they are better than the rest of the world in this massive 16-man elimination match!

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Let this sink in people! Wack Swagger, Wack Ryder in the main event, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn on the same side… well not for long – Owens just had to hit Zayn with the chair… this would be f**ked up if Wack Ryder was to win this sh!t for Team USA… after all, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

After Cesaro turned on his team and uppercut everyone in sight apart from the Big Show, Wack Ryder pins him… oh my god this cannot be happening!

Big Show tagged in – drops the Sean Price punch on Jericho and the chokeslam to Bertie! Only Sheamus left!

Wack Ryder hit the Rough Ryder on Sheamus and picks up the win…. F**K OUTTA HERE! I’m off to Beat Up John Cena… but first, let me leave you with this thing of beauty…

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NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 15: Tennis champion Serena Williams attends the 2015 Sports Illustrated Sportsperson Of The Year Ceremony at Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on December 15, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

 

 

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 Monday Night Raw #1177, December 14, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1177, December 14, 2015!!!

Roman Reigns Brukk up Triple Teef

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!

Let me tell you something… I am tired as a muthaf***a… Saturday night, I stayed up til 6am watching the UFC, glad that Weidman lost because in my eyes he NEVER defeated my hero Anderson Silva, The way Aldo lost erased what happened with Ronda Rousey. 13 seconds… BLAOW!!!

Then there was TLC… Naomi looked sexy as f**k, the Triple Threat ladder match… off the hook. Deano – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! But that Roman Reigns – that man was BEXXXXXXXX!!! I haven’t seen Triple Teef f**ked up like that since… Batista in the Hell in a Cell in 2005!

RAW #1177! WE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN GAME OF THRONES – BELIEVE THAT! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaaaah sh!t! Stephanie gonna start this sh!t… she cannot be happy at all… If I was Reigns, or Ambrose or the Usos for that matter… I’d probably prepare for a long night…

I suppose Roman Reigns wants Stephanie to say ‘YOU’RE FIRED’ to his face… is she gonna slap him? Makes me wonder if that is wise!

Look at Stephanie’s face!!!! Can looks kill Roman Reigns? That’s what I wanna know!

NO ROMAN! You can’t say it’s your daughter’s birthday???!! You can’t say you can’t wait to see her again? Oh my god you might have shot yourself in the foot here!

WHOA! He just called the McMahon family a DISGRACE!!! Yo Roman – you’re on your own kid!

Good lord! That was like 515 slaps to Roman’s cheekbone! But wanna hear a fate worse than death? A fate worse than being fired? VINCENT KENNEDY IS ON HIS WAY! Er… Roman – you have DONE IT NOW!

AAAH SH!T! Deano Vs Ziggler! This will be an epic contest!

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Without a doubt, a highlight of my journalistic career this year – interviewing this beautiful young woman… expect the unexpected muthaf***az!

Talking of expect the unexpected… Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose just got buss arse by Kevin Owens! He’s not happy at all… he just powerbombed their blodclart for no reason! Well yes there was a reason – he lost his Intercontinental title and he is BEX! But why beef with Ziggler? Ziggler did nothing to him???

AAAAH SH!T!!! THIS ECW SH!T STARTED IN PHILLY! The Dudley Boyz, Rhyno and Tom Dreamer are gonna Bring Da Ruckus to the Wyatt Bwoy dem! YO!!! RAW has been OFF THE HOOK SO FAR!!!

Word up something must have happened back there in the creative team… the kick up the backside must have been serious!

OH SH!T! the limosuine has pulled up! Vincent Kennedy is HERE!!!! You know I’m sitting here in the UK and even I’m nervous! R-Truth and Bo Dallas have stopped fighting!

What the hell was the camera crew thinking giving Vincent Kennedy an ordinary steel chair! Did you see how he kicked it out their hand and said – “GIMME THAT CHAIR!!!” pointing to the leather rocking chair!

Roman Reigns knows he’s in trouble – check it – he’s not coming down the stairs this time! It’s down the ramp! I’m gonna pray for him seriously!

Vincent kennedy wants Reigns to get down on his hands and knees to apologise! Is he gonna join the Vince McMahon kiss My @$$ club???

No way!!! HE’S 70 YEARS OLD ROMAN! DON’T DO IT!!!

Saved by Sheamus… thank goodness… crowd chanting – ‘you look stupid’… Sheamus is right – YOU THE FANS pay your money to see him…

CHECK IT!!! Vincent Kennedy has granted a World Wrestling Federation Championship Match! Roman Reigns Vs Sheamus! But if Reigns doesn’t win…

…and Vincent Kennedy kicks Roman in the D!CK! Oh man! STC’s Nicola Hardwick is gonna be distraught about that surely!

PRAY FOR ROMAN PEOPLE… CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICS TO ROMAN….

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Ryback – you might as well have went out there by yourself against Bertie and Rusev… they just mash-up Wack Swagger! Why do you chant – We The People? You The People can’t do sh!t! I the Infamous Informer MAKES SH!T HAPPEN!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Hold up? Someone told me that Neville was on the NXT tour in the UK! What’s he doing on RAW??? Damn that plane did some serious flying!

HERE WE GO!!!! Extreme Rules up in this biatch! I wanna see tables! chairs! a 2×4 with barbed wire! Tables on fire! FYRE! (PG GRANT ) – AAAAAAAAHHHH SH!T!!!!

Come on Rhyno!!! I want him to GORE somebody’s blodclart!

The Dudleys brukking up the Wyatt man dem! They mash up Rowan’s family jewels! Just as well, he probably has sex with goats and sh!t!

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They hit the superplex/bomb on Luke Harper!!! Right on the chair – BLAOW! BACK BRUKK!

“NOW WE ARE HOME! WHERE WE BELONG!!!” D-Von is in his element!!!

MUTHAF**KA!!! Tommy Dreamer just dropped Luke Harper through the tables off the stage! He just showed Cena how to do it!!!

Tommy Dreamer! Attacking Strowman with the kendo stick! Strowman grabs him, charges him through the barricade!

The Dudley Boyz! Drop the 3D on Harper through a table! BLAOW!!!

But Rhyno, went for the GORE, but got kicked in his head! Rhyno now, set up on the table, Eric Rowan, jumps off the top ropes – splashes Rhyno through the table – BLAOW!!

What a match, that match right there, might have been better than the entire Extreme Rules PPV this year! Team ECW lose but Paul Heyman must be proud wherever he’s at in the world!

OH NO!!! The New Day are here!!!! Just when Raw couldn’t get any better this week! They got something to say… uh-oh…

Wait a minute… you don’t think The New Day are gonna give The Uso brudda props as is the Lucha Dragons? I man, Xavier hasn’t got his trombone…

Well I thought that was sincere! But then The New Day continued their celebrations! Come on Usos! Lucha Dragons! Have a heart!

Now this is what I came to see! Brie Bella & Alicia Fox fight Charlotte & Becky Lynch…but check it – my girls Team BAD have brought a ticket??? I don’t remember them being banned from tWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!he building or anything…

Are TEAM BAD chanting for Becky???? Interesting…

What’s more interesting was – Ric Flair tripped up Alicia, enabling Becky to get the Disarmour submission move! Becky don’t know about it! Hmmmm…

Look at Vincent Kennedy! He’s telling Rusev & Bertie to make sure they teef so that Roman Reigns gets fired! Deano! usos! ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?!!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! Look at Vincent Kennedy! In his chair with his foot cock up! Full on jack ups!!! This is it people! Roman Reigns wins, he’s the World Wrestling Federation Champion! Roman Loses, and it could be a celebration for the IWC!!! And guess what? I STILL WIN you know why? Vincent Kennedy alone has made Raw great, then (almost) everything else that followed was superb!

You know what? Vince at ringside with the World Wrestling Federation Championship on the line might not be cool yo! Bret Hart you see what I’m saying though right?

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Oh man… this could be f**ked up in the highest order… I mean, it’s Roman Reigns Daughter’s birthday… if he gets fired… his wife might get bex!

One other thing – fans – STOP wishing for Reigns to turn heel… IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT THIS POINT! You are acting without the benefit of intellect – STOP IT!!!

Samoan drop off the top rope by Reigns! You think he’s closing 2015 with the title??? On the flipside, ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation… I can’t see how a Reigns heel turn is realistic at this point…

Sheamus applies the cloverleaf submission, I thought Vincent Kennedy was gonna pull a fast one!

NO WAY TEEEEEEF!!! Vincent Kennedy pulled the referee out of the ring! Roman Reigns busted open! Aaah man!

Sheamus hit the White Noise… Reigns kicks out though! This isn’t good!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! Rusev and Bertie attacking Reigns! He’s still fighting! OH SNAP! Reigns hit the superman punch to Vince!!! Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick and Reigns kicked out again!

OH MY DAYS!!! Reigns hit the spear!!!! The leg is hooked! 1……2…..and…….3!!!!!!!

Roman Reigns – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION!!!!! BACKSIDE!!!! Now RUN FOR THE HILLS KID! Last longer than 5minutes 15 seconds this time!

Now this has changed EVERYTHING!!!!! If only Deano came out and celebrated with him….

They say the road to WrestleMania begins at the Royal Rumble, F**K THAT – The sh!t just started NOW!

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Monday Night Raw #1176, December 7, 2015!!!

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Extreme Hint

For the record… that Extreme Brother is NOT me, Infamous Informer, ladies favourite GRANT BODY-P! The guessing game is on! People have said Spike Dudley, people have said the Hardys… some have even said Rhyno… RVD… Sandman, SABU! Personally I hope it’s SABU or Rhyno… Big ups to that man Rhyno, representing at the PWL joint at Walsall last Friday! Great dude, getting the kids to beat up his opponent! BEAUTIFUL!

RAW #1176! Send for the Tables, Ladders and the Chairs! Shout out to WWE fan -Chilli of TLC! – HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaaaaah sh!t! These guys are OFFICIAL! They are – The League Of Nations! I like these cats! Even Bad News Barrett – he paid is pennants back in Manchester UK when Undertaker buss up his clart!

Oh snap! Sheamus says there’s not a group of four cats that can test them! But Yo! The Wyatt bwoy say are you sure??!!! We are official bad mans too! Crowd love this! But wait! Are they gonna clash or are they gonna fight a common cause?

Fireworks POP OFF! This is where we find out who joins Tom Dreamer the Dudley Bwoy!!!

BACKSIDE!!!! RHYNO! I saw that muthaf***a last week!!!! Damn the plane travels fast!

HOL’ON!!!! The Roman Empire coming down the stairs!!! The Usos & Ambrose! Now THAT is how to start this wrestling sh!t!!!!

This is INSANE! The Wyatt Bwoy Vs The League of Nations Vs The Roman Empire Vs Team ECDub! What a shame, Survivor Series was last month… oh well, we got it now muthaf***a! Better late than never!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

MUTHAF***A! WHAT SORT OF MOVE WAS THAT? A super powerbomb/superplex from Strowman and the Usos to…. sh!t this is too much!!!! But Tommy hit the Dreamer Driver! Wyatts leave the building! Which part of them should I fear? They should fear my dutty foot!

AAAAH SH!T! Roman & Rhyno face off! but before they could fight Sheamus and Rusev interfere! The Dudley Boyz! Hit the 3D on Rusev! But Sheamus comes through with a brogue kick – BLAOW! Team ECdub out the game…

Shout out to Deano Ambrose! The Raving Lunatic is celebrating his born day on Raw getting his birthday beatings!!!

Hol’ on – Where’s Sheamus going???? He can’t put his fist in the ground??? Beating his chest sending for a brogue kick, but ran into a spear from Reigns – BLAOW!!!! The Roman Empire Reigns Supreme!

THAT IS HOW TO START THIS WRESTLING SH!T! But with just over 2 hours to go, can they keep up the momenonmum??? (YES I SAID THAT CORRECTLY! Shout out to John Witherspoons!)

Renee Young looks sexy as f**k!!! You know the birthday boy getting in her panties after this!

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Oh F**k – Tyler Breeze Vs Ziggler again??? No – it turns out Tyler gonna sit down in his little VIZ place while Ziggler fights Kevin Owens… by the way – VIZ stands for Very Insignificant Zilch!!! Shout out to Lady C from that Celebrity Jungle show!!!

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Come on Mr King of Twitter – brukk up Ziggler!!! Beat out his blodclart! Meanwhile I’ll go and make my pudding… momenonmum slowed down already – chu!

Meanwhile birthday boy Deano was doing the same thing I was doing! Only he had popcorn and a cola in hand watching the match! cue more memes with that picture!

Er… If Kevin Owens picks up the win, ow come Deano’s music is playing? Oh that’s because Deano wants to congratulate is TLC opponent I guess…

I guess Ambrose had enough of the popcorn, and his thirst was quenched… he just threw the rest of the popcorn and cola in Owen’s face!! He can’t do that! He will pay for that I will assure you!

My girls are on! All three of them! Sasha & Naomi (with Tamina) team up to go against Team Bella. Well the Grant says this: If Team Bella win, that’s because Naomi was pinned, and all my NaoMob on twiWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!tter will not be pleased! But I cannot see that happening…

HA! Alicia & Brie – you have NO CHANCE!

Naomi – mind Alicia’s weave!!! It’s not like Jodeci are on stage!!! Or Method Man for that matter, Ginuwine and guys of that nature!

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YES!!! What mi tell yuh! Naomi hit Brie with the Rear View – BLAOW!!! That’s what’s up! WAIT A MINUTE! The New Day!!!! They have formed an alliance with Team BAD! They combined their force!! Team BAD now have Unicorns on their head top! At last! Their chemistry backstage has now manifested onto TV! It’s official! Team BAD now have the creative keys!

UNITY!!!!

…and coincidentally, The Usos are at ringside…I dare one of the New Day members to take shots at Naomi… actually no I don’t!!!

Oh no they didn’t! One of the Lucha Dragon got tossed to the outside, Big E hits a belly to belly throw, and Xavier lies down next to the fallen Lucha and sends for the trombone!!!! He can’t do that!!!

A Triple Threat Ladder Match for the Tag Team Championship at the TLC joint! AAAAG SH!T! That match will be off the hook!

OH NO! Xavier blowing the trombone in Uso face, dem get bex and take the trombone from him abd beat him! Kofi distracted, got pinned by Lucha Dragon! Usos running off with the trombone and the Unicorn hats! The Usos will pay for that I will assure you!

Now THAT’S a good promo by Reigns aimed at Sheamus!!! F**K the haters!!!! I don’t know what secret he learnt… but that was good! That’s why even I, the Infamous Informer, Grant Body-P had to distance myself from the IWC last week and even my own Smack Talk Centre crew… all I saw was negativity against Reigns, Sheamus and his squad, I thought – THAT’S ENOUGH! I switched off my notifications for a hot minute… miserable AIN’T THE WORD to describe you fools!

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Ok this week’s Miz TV should be good… is Charlotte turning evil? Or rather, is she becoming the dirtiest player in the game? But she can’t kick women in their cratches??? Let’s find out!

Oh man! The genes are strong!!! Introduce Ric & Charlotte properly fool!

Oh sh!t! Charlotte feels sorry for Maryse!!! Return imminent!!! Don’t hold your breath pervs!!!

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I hope this ain’t no double turn bullsh!t… I still support Charlotte 100-1000!!!! Paige is too disrespectful – she just slapped Ric Flair in his mouth – CHARLOTTE F**K HER UP!

Maybe it’s similar to the Brock/Undertaker situation where the heel/face thing was non existent… and I think that’s what’s happening here.

I understand that Rusev & Lana are in love and all that, all that kissing… it’s great, but damnit GET A ROOM!!! SH!T!!!! It’s like seeing two people on facebook constantly reminding us how they love each other and sh!t… posting all those pics… I see the science! You’re there thinking… F**KOUTTAHERE!!!

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Listen to the crowd, they want Lana…yeah I know, I want Naomi too…

So that’s why Titus O’Neill is f**k!n with Stardust… he wants him to be Cody Rhodes… you remember him, the guy who put the prestige back into the Intercontinental Title… that dude from Legacy, but check it – is that what you really want to accomplish Titus? I mean, there’s a kid out there who says Stardust is his favourite wrestler, he signed a honorary WWE contract with Stardust… does Titus really wanna break that kid’s heart? I’m just saying…

Let me guess – Bertie Vs Swagger at the TLC joint – chairs match for the US Title? I notice Colter mentioned Cena’s name because Bertie felt embarrassed tripping over Colter’s scooter while in retreat of Swagger swinging the chair.. well that’s that match predicted!!! Sorry Swagger! You ain’t winning that title!

Remind me to download The Dudleys, Rhyno and Dreamer from community creations on WWE2K16… then again I might forget…

AAAAH SH!T! Team ECDub Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem… Elimination Tables Match at the TLC joint!!! This PPV is shaping up really nicely actually!!!

Sheamus said he was gonna teach Roman Reigns a lesson! Reigns is punctual! Tables, Ladders & Chairs all over the ring! Remember back in the days when the pupils showed up early and the teacher was late??? The temptation was there just to leave school and act like nothing happened?

Oh hang on! Sheamus is here! HERE WE GO!

Why is Sheamus chatting? Get down there and bring the ruckus!!!

For real Sheamus?! Roman put you on blast! The Irish love to fight! What happened Sheamus?? I want to be ENTERTAINED!!!

At least Roman is entertaining me! He’s like.. come on Sheamus, I’ll get rid of the chair, I’ll get rid of the table, I’ll get rid of the ladder too – OOPS – nearly threw the ladder at your b!tch @$$!

AAHH SH!T – the fight is on!!! Roman and Sheamus! Roman And Sheamus! Come on Roman! Kick Sheamus in the d!ck!!! (sorry Nicola Hardwick couldn’t resist!)

Sheamus thought he dodged the bullet with the first spear, but he wasn’t ready for the second one – SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE – BLAOW!!! Roman will pay for that I will assure you!

(I used to love when Jerry Lawler used to say that!)

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Monday Night Raw #1168, October 12, 2015!!!

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Last week, we celebrated t!tt!£$. It actually goes on all month… save the t!tt!£$ people! So I might throw up more T!tty pics for you guys the likes of which will make Dean Ambrose proud… Shout out to Rusev! He made sure he engaged Lana’s t!tt!£$! Shout out to Travis Browne! He committed the ultimate crime! But I can’t see you jabronies tryna fight a heavyweight UFC fighter because he’s getting in Ronda Rousey’s panties! You best cry in the car!

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Global Force Wrestling coming on the telly! While the Million Man March was NOT on the telly! DISRESPECT! Then BET expect us to watch their bullsh!t @$$ awards where Machine Gun Wellie is likely to win best Hip Hop Award…

THIS WEEK WE DON’T CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY! HE DIDN’T DISCOVER SH!T! SHOUT OUT TO MY CANADIANS CELEBRATING THEIR THANKSGIVING! RAW #1168! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoOn saying that, I’d rather the Chicago crowd chant Christopher Columbus… than chant that CM Princess Peach B!tch… If I hear that chant… I WILL go off on one.. Y’all Been Warned like the Wu-Tang Clan!

Glenn is in charge people!!! Triple & Steph are late maybe because they are engaging in maybe the mile high club… but Glenn has put himself up against Seth Rollins in a lumberjack match??? He can’t do that??!!! He said he will be professional!

Oh for real? Dean Ambrose is gonna open RAW? He’s looking for a fight? Hold up… Randy likes to kick people in their head… they could work something out here!

Hell In A Cell match announced!!! Randall and Dean Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem! Enough talk guys! OH NO THE NEW DAY IS HERE!!! Chicago Crowd chanting NEW DAY ROCKS!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

Don’t argue with me – I had my hearing tested recently at the hospital – tests come back normal!

The New Day throwing lyrics at Randy Orton & Deano and even Randall had to laugh!

Glenn appears on the titantron like – “If you play with fire, you get burned…. it’s a safety hazard in my office!” HAHAHAHA! If The New Day ain’t killing me, Glenn Kane is!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! The New Day Vs Randall & Deano!

I hope Xavier plays Deano or Randall’s theme while they getting brukk up!

HAHAHA!!! Deano & Randall on a one-ups man ship on how to systematically brukk up their opponent! Sorry Big E, this is jokes! So these two are talking strategy, then Kofi Kingston tries to intervene and gets clapped down!!! HAHAHA!!!

I love The New Day but I have a question… why doesn’t the referee acknowledge Xavier’s Trombone?

I have another question: Are WWE thinking about putting together a New Day DVD? I hope so! That would be an instant purchase!

AAAAAH SH!T!!! The New Day defeated Deano & Randall! Oh my goodness! Don’t be sour ladies because your boy Randall got pinned!!!

The Hell In A Cell theme is wack!!! Don’t worry… The Infamous Informer, Grant Body – P! will have an alternative for you…

Stay tuned…

I guess Nikki is going to defeat my beautiful and brilliant Naomi isn’t she to make her look like she ready for the war at the Hell In A Cell joint…. I understand – wrestling is storyline, but remember this – Sasha’s feud with Bayley is done… So hold tight Sasha, your time soon come!

See? Even Raw had to show the highlights of the Takeover Respect main event last week…

Capacity crowd in the All State Arena chanting for Sasha… Yeah I want Sasha too, I want Tamina as well, and as for Naomi…. GUESS WHO LOVES HER MORE!!! I’ll give you a clue… NOT YOU!
Stop with this – who started the Divas Revolution sh!t… I told you – I STARTED IT! Because when you jabronies were going toilet, I stood there and supported the women…

GWARN NAOMI! KICK NIKKI UP!!!!

Damnit! That medalling Brie took the mic and started chanting – WE WANT SASHA! I see what you tryna do b!tch… you tryna drive a wedge between Team BAD so that you BellaDashians remain the most dominant team in the long war! NO! We just had the Million Man March! If there was a time that Team BAD stick together it would be NOW!

Paige voted most unconventional WWE superstar! Well Paige, meet the most unconventional blogger in sports entertainment! I keeps it real up in this b!tch! They say opposites attract… NOT IN THIS CASE!

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JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Kinda catchy don’t you agree! but it is now time for the US Title Open Challenge! The symbol of opportunity and excellence!

No use sucking up to the fans Cena – Oh yeah – that’s what you do! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Hey – don’t mistake me for a hater… I LIKE JOHN CENA! I hate Cena haters – there’s a difference! Who gonna step up this week?

Will Ziggler turn up this time?? YES! Well… I don’t like the guy but if anyone can beat Cena, it’s this man right here! You might as well win that muthaf***a because Lana turned her back pon yuh!!! you ‘stupid American’!

LANA – P!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!!! Cena stops a match because someone proposed and the lady said YES…. That’s f**ked up! Shots fired!!! Ziggler must be thinking – ‘You F**ker!!!’

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AAAH NO WAY! After another awesome contest, Cena retained the symbol of opportunity and excellence… tell me, is this US open Challenge on WWE2K16? Mind you – it’s the same as what it was on WWE2K15…

What the hell is going on back there on Triple and Stephanie’s side of the phone? All I hear is Stephanie cussing… answers on a postcard please! Tweet the Infamous Informer @MZATheInfamous!

Dudley Boys Vs The Ascension…. This won’t last long – I take a leak – come back and then this match will be over…

Told you didn’t I? I came back and I saw the 3D and that’s all I wrote!

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Now this match should be entertaining… Cesaro & Neville Vs Sheamus & Barrett… slightly different to what I usually see these days…

In a way it would be f**ked up if they put Cesaro and Neville as a tag team… these guys should be elevating, and considering how Tyson Kidd is out the game…

Anyway Barrett & Sheamus won the match… 3 minutes later…

NEXT MATCH – Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman… I can’t see a decisive winner in this one… you know Wyatt gonna intervene and start his sh!t…

Meanwhile this will be STC’s theme tune for Hell In A Cell…

Seems like the crowd love Roman Reigns… Haha ‘So you can’t hear me or something?’ I like that! The fans dropping the WHAT chant on Reigns and he hits back!

Aaaah the fans are getting him now! BOOOORRRINNNG!!! Yo Roman you the man but Braun Strowman gotta get out here NOW!

Now that’s nice… that’s all you had to say Roman! No need for a dissertation – just say ‘Wyatt, once the door locks in that cell, you gonna wish you were in there with anyone but me!’

Er, again Roman, you da man, but I can think of THREE people who I would NOT be in that cell with… one is a BEAST… the other is THE GAME… and the other…………the undisputed MASTER of the Cell!

Even if Brock defeats Taker a second time in the cell, Undertaker remains the Undisputed Master of The Cell – because Brock won’t be doing the sh!t that Undertaker has done!

Come on Reigns! You can take Strowman! You nearly had Brock Lesnar beat for goodness sake!

You mean to tell me Strowman couldn’t manage Reigns??? Harper had to try and teef? HA! Superman punch to Strowman – BLAOW! Right over the announce table… Reigns jumps back into the ring for a count out victory! I didn’t think I’d see a victory but I knew the Wyatts would try to teef…

Wyatt tryna bait Roman in to fight… then he spreads his arms like – Follow the Buzzards! Reigns approaches him and box him right inna him face!!!! AAAH SH!T!!!

AAAAAH SH!T the star himself is here! RUSEV THE SUPER ATHLETE! You know Chicago are on that smark sh!t… watch them chant Lana…aaaah sh!t!!! Mike Cole has announced the real engagement on TMZ! They are integrating it in the storyline! Summer Rae you are really a dumb b!tch ain’t you!

OH NO!!! Summer Rae putting Rusev on BLAST!!! This is how WWE have switched up the storyline??? I give WWE props for that… this could result in a face turn for Rusev along with Lana or Summer Rae turns face (unlikely) Lana turns back heel and calls Summer Rae a ‘Stupid American’! Either way WWE have fixed it! That’s what the creative team are paid to do! Vince – give em a raise!

GRANT BODY – P!

For real? Kalisto and Kevin Owens get more ring time? Not saying they don’t deserve it – they DO but it’s knowing that Neville Cesaro Barrett & Sheamus basically said YES SIR on the register!

Word is that Team PCB is now Team NBC (with Natalya in effect…) I know Paige did not say that she can treat Becky and Charlotte ANY WAY SHE WANTS??? I see it as an age thing – Paige sees it as a tenure thing… I’m sorry, but if a little brat 10 years my junior tries to boss me around on some bullsh!t – you’ll soon see how quick they get a slap in the mouth… Robin wouldn’t treat Batman like that???

OH NO!!!! Triple & Steph found out who Seth Rollins was fighting! They said under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is Glenn going out there!!! But Glenn is still smiling about the authority’s decision!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

You know why? Because Triple said ‘I don’t care who you put in your place – as long as it’s NOT YOU… understand?’

Glenn is like – I understand… Glenn can’t fight… but KANE CAN!

The Lumberjacks are out… including the New Day! OH NO!!!! This cannot be good!!!

I think the Trombone is out there too!

The Lumberjacks are doing their job here! Seth gets thrown out, The Lumberjacks work hard!

Kane gets thrown out, the Lumberjacks don’t do sh!t!!!

Apart from Big Show – Sean Price punch to Kane – PPPPPPP!!!!

Seth Rollins is now at an advantage… if he stays on him, he could defeat the Big Red Machine!

SWITCH!!!! Why did the lumberjacks rush Kane like that??? What were they tryna accomplish doing that? Kane dropping chokeslams everywhere… and then the Tombstone to Rollins – BLAOW!!!!

You see me? I was never gonna watch BET anyway… I don’t know why Hip Hop Heads tune in hoping that their favourite rapper will win award… then they get angry when Mackelmore wins or something… That’s one thing I gotta say about my people… STOP FOOLING YOURSELF!

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Monday Night Raw #1165, September 21, 2015!!!

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Sshhhhhh….. I’m not supposed to be online… even Virgin Media can’t stop me from laughing at you fools. Getting angry that Jericho was the mystery partner? WOW. Angry that Cena won the US Title and he might start his open challenge sh!t again?

Now I’m not laughing, because it looks like Sting really mashed up himself in his match against Seth Rollins. Is this retirement for the legend? Another dream match just a dream in Undertaker Vs Sting? RAW #1165! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI don’t ever recall The Wyatt Family ever starting this RAW sh!t…

…and Roman is like – ENOUGH OF THIS SH!T – I’m coming down the stairs and I’m still gonna f**k you up…send your Wyatt b!tches to the back, no referee, let’s END THIS SH!T!

For real??? The rest of the crew just had to teef? Dean Ambrose comes down the stairs! They need to combine their Shield Force and f**k up Strowman like back in the day! (Well not quite like back in the day because there’s no Rollins.) But where Y2J at? You think he’ll come out and help?

Nope – but they get a VIPER!!! Randall Orton… the Apex Predator!!! The Wyatts are lucky Randall didn’t kick them in their head!

AAAAAAAAH SH!T! So hold on! Did Brock Lesnar f**k up Kane that bad, that Kane now has a split personality? One some bi-polar next level sh!t? Check it – Seth Rollins opens the door looking for Triple & Steph, but who does he see? Corporate Kane in his suit and Sunday School Trousers! He’s all happy and sh!t! Like he has no idea what happened at the Night of Champions! He’s on some Professor Klump/Buddy Love sh!t!

OHHHHHHH!!! Lillian Garcia talking Spanish announcing the Lucha Dragons to the ring! It’s bad enough Lillian fine as f**k but if you are not aroused by the Spanish language spoken by a woman… KILL YOURSELF!

GRANT BODY – P!

So if you missed the Pre-Show on the WWE Network, tough t!tt!£$ – you gotta see the match on RAW. Love Neville and the Lucha-Lucha, I like the Ascension as they have unknown potential, Stardust – we know he got skills, but me see that match already. So it is with regret that nature calls and I gotta do a #2… excuse me…

151049-no-more-heroes-3966Aaaah that felt so much better… ah where was we? Oh yes, Mark Madden is good but MIKE DOGG is THE BEST!

For REAL!!! Bo Dallas still lives??? Did Brock kill him then Bo climbed himself out of the grave because he BO-LIEVES??? He’s gonna go back in there because he’s up against the Ryback…

Quote from Kevin Owens to Michael Cole – “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet…” Yo Kevin – tell these Internet Wrestling B!tches that! they might appreciate Pro Wrestling & Sports Entertainment  a bit better!

RIC FLAIR N!&&@! He and Charlotte are gonna show Nikki what a celebration looks like! Nikki surpassed the record last week, and no one came to her bashment hahahahahaahaha! Tell me Ric… did you put it in Paige & Becky?

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His proudest moment of his life happened when his daughter defeated (in his words) a great champion in Nikki Bella! GUNSHOT TO YOU WRESTLING B!TCHES! Who the f**k is Mark Madden???!!!

Oh HERE WE GO!!! PAIGE HAS TURNED EVIL!!!! F**K THAT B!TCH!!!! She cussed down the entire diva division…

I knew all along it was all about Paige from the beginning of this sh!t… Charlotte needs to slap that b!tch upside the head… Yeah Paige get on ‘our’ side talking the truth about the Bellas sleeping their way to the top… but I was never a Paige fan from the beginning. Always respected her fighting style, but the day she cussed down Naomi, I closed the book on Paige’s B!TCH @$$!

Props to Nikki, she also spoke truth. As soon as you champion, the real snakes emerge… like Paige herself.. Nikki had to deal with that sh!t for 301 days from her rivals and the IWC. Now Charlotte gonna get it… it’s the sad truth.

Maybe Paige offered Ric Flair some pu$$y and Ric turned it down and said ‘I like my meat medium well???

GRANT BODY – P!!

Aaah man I love Mark Henry & Sheamus…. Sheamus became a hero for life because he prevented Ziggler winning the rumble one year… shut down al the Ziggler fools… I have said for years that Ziggler ain’t sh!t… but then I remembered, I’m just the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Ladies Favourite – Grant Body – P!

Talking of that fool Ziggler, he teams up with the Dudley Boyz, goin up against The New Day & Rusev! OH NO!!!! I can feel it – they gonna make Rusev do something funny!

HA! HA! HA! Corporate Kane is giving me joke!!!! He’s a bit ‘too happy go lucky for my liking!’ Where’s the mask?! It’s GONE! He’s going out to find it!

You know who else is giving me joke? Natalya. If anyone is ‘frustrated’ it’s Natalya… she just put on her granny panty girdle and told Paige to watch where she walks… I don’t hit women – it’s WRONG. But rather Natalya verbally slap Paige up than me!

NOOOOO!!!! We must build a wall around DudleyVille! We must stop the table madness! We have a voice! Together we can save the tables!!! Let us begin! I hold the first brick…

Build a wallOh I get it…. I never clocked on that New Day used a Donald Trump quote and flipped it around…

OH SH!T!! Xavier playing Rusev’s theme with the trombone! While Ziggler is getting BUSS ARSE! It’s like, he’s showing Jimmy Hart how to do it!

Even Summer Rae’s getting in there!!! Look how she’s handling the trombone! DUTTY GYAL!!!

What???? Rusev just yelled at Ziggler – Lana’s is MINE! She will never be YOURS! Damn Rusev… Lana pu$$y must have been THAT GOOD!

GRANT BODY – P!

And just for no reason… let’s throw up a pic of Lana… just for STC’s Premiere Dutty Bwoy – Edd Mulhall!!

Lana BattySlap that @$$ up 2 time!

In fact I’ll leave Lana to you. Naomi is all mine! I love her more and more each day. Here’s a th20150921_220014ought… what if Natalya defeats my baby? #WrestlingIsStoryline so I wanna see how it plays out…

Nice cat-like suit Natalya! Compliments go a long way people. I’m not Ladies Favourite for nothing… ever wonder why they call me ‘Mr Grant’????

Oh dear… I thought Natalya was actually gonna win that… but I’m glad she didn’t! Damn Naomi – YOU ARE AMAZING!

FOR REAL??? The crowd are chanting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day style’? They got Big Show in preparation for his encounter with the beast BRRRROCK LESSSNARR! Cesaro doesn’t wanna get punched through school buses again!

OHHH CESARO! I mean, he got that power – suplexing The Big Show from the outside to inside the ring! And that didn’t save him from getting that inevitable – PPPPPPPP!

Big Show talking sh!t about Brock! I mean, yes, You buss up Brock’s blodclart back in Survivor Series 2002… this is 2015 muthaf***a – it’s a different Brock Lesnar you ah deal wid! back then He never had all that suplex city business and UFC fighting skill!

By the way – what was that about ‘Cena’s open challenge’ Cena haters? Don’t you retards have enough? I mean, you put so much focus and energy hating on a man, you don’t realise that’s what keeps him on his game! You haters just DON’T THINK… do you???

He’s fighting Seth Rollins for the US title… so, let me get this understand so i can understand this… what if Cena retains? Does that mean he’s ‘buried’ the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? YOU DUMB RARSE!

You lot argue that out… while I just wait for the Demon Kane to come out and f**k up Rollins again!

Uh-OH!!! I mean… Cena defeats Rollins… in a way does that mean he’s the #1 contender for the title? Hmmm interesting…

Corporate Kane appears on the titantron! Smiling and all! He’s like YO! You need to be the BEST Champion you can be! But the DEMON Kane appears from beneath the ring! Comes after Rollins! Drags him down all the way to hell!!!! Oh LAWWD HAVE MERCY!!! (Yes we know how it was done you smarks – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!) Ok – a storyline with both personas at once is cool! I can ride to this!

Take it away Method Man…. IT’S KAAAANE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1162, August 31, 2015!!!

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WTF is going on??? Has the wrestling world gone mad? One off the hook episode of RAW last week and now everyone gone lost their minds… Dean Ambrose nearly gets attacked, one stupid gyal gets her b!tch @$$ fired for supporting racist symbols and sh!t, Hulk Hogan begs for forgiveness, now we know Hulkamania is mortal… then some stupid diva obsessed muthaf***a shoots outside the WWE Performance Center… on top of all that, the musical genius turned fool Kanye wants to run for President of the United States in 2020… all this and John Cena hit 16 title reigns!!! To quote Vincent Kennedy from 1998…..

DON’T LET HIM IN HERE!!!!

RAW #1162! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1157, July 27, 2015!!!

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I am him: Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, GRANT BODY -P! I will tell you straight up and down – I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN. Only exception is if it’s in relation to this week’s RAW. I’m already sick of the sh!t over the weekend.

But that Terminator WWE2K16 though!!!! First thing on payday I’m taking my backside to GAME and pre-ordering that sh!t! I can’t see what the problem is with you gaming/wrestling nerds, you want special characters in games but you complain? Oh yeah I forgot, I don’t like your kind anyway!

If the crowd chant for Hogan, I won’t hold it against them. But after that, y’all gotta let it burn. RAW #1157: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZYou watch, I’m in effect live this week and Brock Lesnar & Undertaker are not at RAW. It would be just my luck.

…and how does the show start? With the evil one himself – TRIPLE TEEEF!!! I am the gamerrrr…. I couldn’t control the situationerrrrrrr, I can’t get to the point in 20 minuteserrrrrr!!!

The rumours are true rude boy!!!! Summerslam 4 hours – GOD DAMN!!!! RILEY’S WOLVERHAMPTON – GET READY!!!!

What? More announcements? Ok Dean Ambrose Vs Big Show I can ride to that, Sasha Banks Vs Paige – Show her who the boss is Sasha! And Randy Orton Vs Kevin Owens??? Bellas Vs Charlotte/Becky? Big wrestling matches ah gwarn!

Seth Rollins – don’t expect me to stand up and say you’re the greatest champion of all time, you didn’t fight Undertaker & Brock Lesnar therefore…. you’re ONE OF the greatest pu$$!£$ of all time!

You just insulted John Cena my dude! OH SH!T – Cena paid his dues in the apology tour! He wants #16!!!! I support this! I’m all for upsetting the IWC!!!!

YES MOVEMENT for Cena Vs Rollins for the WWE title? No? Stephanie just trolled us all! God damn you woman! Go and kiss dog!

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But Cena gotta defend his US Title against Rollins? Looks like the apology tour continues! I can ride to that! Backing Cena all the way! Cena successfully defends… I called it last week – Title for Title at Summerslam – REMEMBER I TOLD YA!

I though Ambrose was on some Eddie Guerrero sh!t – untying Big Show’s laces then taking out his legs! It was purely strategy to recoup…

Remember back in the days? When Big Show used to do the chokeslam and that would be it?

Yo Miz – keep telling yourself you’re the baddest muthaf**a in the WWE – f**k around and the glass will smash! I know somebody who you tell you different!

OHHH SNAP!!!!! Ambrose went for the suicide dive, and landed right into Big Show’s fist – PPPPPPPP! Ambrose ain’t making the ten count f**k that!

And even after all that, Ambrose got to his feet, Big Slow was gonna finish him… Ambrose sidestep – BOOM – right into the barricade!

For real???? Fandango is still alive???? Oh well he ain’t now… Neville just settled him with the Red Arrow… What’s Stardust beef with Neville??? Does he fancy him or something??? I think Stardust thinks a Red Arrow is one of those Ice lollies you get from the ice cream man…..

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Paige’s team don’t want none of B.A.D…. sh!t I DO!!! I want all of that Sasha, I want that Tamina roughness, and I want Naomi to drop squats on my c-MZA DAYWALKER 2

SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!

You see this is why Grant is not a Paige fan, she got Charlotte and Becky Lynch wearing ‘This Is My House’ shirts… they don’t have a team name, so it’s still all about Paige… mannn… f**k that b!tch!

LET’S GO SASHA!! Kill her! Destroy her completely!

You will see… in months to come, Paige gonna f**k over Becky and Charlotte… remember I told ya!

Aaaah sh!t why the ref throw out the women at ringside? What is he gay too? If that was me, I’d send for a next referee and I’ll go away with Charlotte, Becky, Naomi & Tamina! Me and them four would have a REAAAL good time!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YES! MY GIRL SASHA HIT PAIGE WITH THE BANK STATEMENT!!! Whose house is it now b!tch!!! That’s what’s up!

For real Rusev? You gonna get Summer Rae a dutty dawg? Good idea Rusev call the dog – Dolph Ziggler! That’s a great name!

He got Summer Rae a dead fish??? Oh my days – he’s tryna say Lana pu$$y smells??? OUTTA ORDER & BRIGHT!

Pushing the boundaries are we Triple Teef??

OH NO! Lana kick down Summer Rae! and rub her face in the fish! You know what Lana’s tryna say right???

GRANT BODY – P!

Haha I just love when Rusev is cussing! Face it Rusev – you want Summer Rae to dress like Lana on some Action Bronson biting Ghostface style and sh!t – admit it – Summer Rae was just the consolation prize!

What I wanna know is, why are muthaf***az concerned about Axelmania? The Grant says – F**K AXELMANIA! AxelMania is dead, and in its death, long live the DAYWALKER!!! GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ok – a lil mathematics – last week, Los Matadores beat the PTP, I thought that makes them #1 contenders… this week Lucha Dragons beat Los Matadores… both matches had The New Day causing the distraction… is it me or do I smell a Fatal Four Way match at Summerslam? Come on! Throw the Tables, Ladders and the Chairs in there let’s do this!!! (Oh sh!t am I asking too much? I better get my mind out the attitude era!)

For real Wyatt? You just gonna say that the parents don’t love their kids? Well at least he isn’t speaking cryptically…he’s gotta point though, the police don’t protect us… they wanna destroy us because they can and get away with it…

Wyatt gonna digress about some pet… I guess he’s talking about Luke Harper coming back to him… yeah yeah where’s the Shield??? Come down the stairs!!!

I guess the Shield can’t be bothered… lets continue the Divas revolution! See I like Becky & Charlotte, I hope they brukk up the Bellas.. it’s that Paige I’m not a fan of!

…and while they come down the ramp and get ready for their contest against the Bellas, check this exclusive interview that MIKE KNOXXX and GRANT BODY – P interviewed, the beautiful, sexy, don’t take no sh!t, former Tough enough competitor – Gabi Castrovinci! Don’t just look at her and wank off… CLICK THE PIC NUH MAN!!!!

11693889_10206409570616322_7326486061945163969_n247 days??? COME ON NIKKI!!! You can do it girl! If you don’t make it, I won’t be mad though… divas division stepped up!

I got this feeling somewhere down the road Triple gonna give Gabi a tryout anyway… he sees that uniqueness in her… You see? Winning Tough Enough ain’t sh!t!

OH SNAAAP! Becky Lynch use the DISARMOUR super move! Alicia Fox tapped out like a b!tch! Alicia in my bad books too!

Sheamus at ringside while Kevin Owens and Randall fight? Hmmm I think we know who gonna win this one! Unless of course Cesaro finds himself out here!

See Randall ain’t like John… Randall is more of that dark hero sh!t… Randall will f**k you up – Cena won’t!

Sheamus – you do realise I was sitting there waiting for you to interfere in  that match… so what stipulation you and Randall gonna have???

I knew Cesaro would get involved but it didn’t work out too well for him – pop-up powerbomb – BLAOW!!! Try again kid!

Ok main event time! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! COME ON CENA!!! What – you thought Cena was gonna be in mid-card forever??? YOU DUMB RARSE!!!

Quote of the week – “If you’re a champion your ego should be out of control… look at Floyd Mayweather… he’s out of control… he’s never been beat…” (JAY-BEE) Let’s be real – from time Big Show couldn’t manage Mayweather, my dude Pacquiao couldn’t take him back in May! Yo Mayweather haters… you gotta make it burn!

Oh dear! Seth Rollins hit the Tiger Knee right into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!! That should have been a Mortal Kombat X-Ray moment! Yeah the crowd would chant ‘This Is Awesome!’ because Cena nose brukk up!!!!

Go on muthaf***a, tell me this wrestling thing is fake…. oh that would be you CM Princess Peach B!tch!! That’s why I lost respect for that fool! And Cena just beat Rollins with a f**ked up nose!!! YES CENA!!! The respect I once had for CM Pnuk… is now handed over to Cena! What you gonna do now Rollins? You gotta defend your title at Summerslam!!! (Why have I got this feeling Rollins gonna get away again??? Either that or Sheamus cashes his cheque against Cena and win???

Quality wrestling contests, no sign of Undertaker & Brock (as I thought,) and no Hogan chants! WOW! maybe there is hope for humanity!

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Monday Night Raw #1155, July 13, 2015!!!

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I just wanna take this time to take a moment of silence… to that poor Cadillac, it was just an innocent bystander, it didn’t deserve that fate. It wasn’t even christened and packed up with honeyz damnit! Excuse me I might have to cry in the c…oh wait… I can’t do that!!!! IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!!!!

THE BATTLEGROUND IS LAID OUT! I am him – Infamous Informer – Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw – The man in The Purple Suit – Grant Body – P!! RAW #1155: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

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(THE FOLLOWING BLOG IS RE-WRITTEN. THE COMPUTER CRASHED WHILE WATCHING LIVE AND LOST THE ORIGINAL BLOG.)

OHHHH SH!T! Is that how we gonna start RAW??? With the Cadillac Crushing, J&J Security destroying, Mayor of Suplex City a.k.a. Atlanta Georgia… BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR??!!! With his advocate who vows that Brock will BRUKK UP that Sneaky, Slimy, Revolting, Disgusting, Thief in The Night – Seth Rollins!!! Somebody print that sh!t on a shirt!

Talking of that Sneaky, Slimy, Revolting, Disgusting Thief in the Night…that muthaf***a messed up his lines talking to BRRROCCCK LESSNAR!!! YES people! Seth is shook! 100% proof! He gonna get DEAD this Sunday for sure!

Oh look at the state of the Cadillac!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY! This is a saaaad day! Do you know how much carnal activity could have taken place in there???

Cadillac CrushedGRANT BODY – P!!

For real Glenn? You gonna threaten BRRROCCK LESSNAR??? In your Sunday School Trousers??? Have you conveniently forgotten that Brock smashed the streak of your older brother who is BADDER THAN YOU???

For real Miz??? Did this muthaf***a just say he’s the toughest man in WWE? Because he was in The Marine 3? Let me remind you of something muthaf***a – you didn’t even do those stunts! I don’t have to watch the film to know that! GET IN THE CHAIR!

Yo JBL – Don’t EVER call Bray Wyatt the ‘Master of Mind Games’… you have just insulted the Don of DONS. Now look what you’ve done… you’re next to get BUSS ARSE – check it out…

Undertaker gymOHHHH SH!T! Wyatt scheduled to fight Dean Ambrose, and Ladies Favourite Roman Reigns rushes him to beat him down! To quote Steven Segal in Marked For Death, “You f**k with my family.. YOU DIE!”

Ok time for some 6-man black on black action! I love the New Day, New Day Rocks, but Primetime Players got Mark Henry on their side!!!! World’s Strongest Slam to Xavier Woods – BLAOW!!!! THAT’S WHAT I DO!!! I say have the same 6 man match for the tag team titles, since New Day like to wield the belts as all three! Get in there Mark Henry make it happen!

232 days as champion??? GO NIKKI GO!! FOR ME! AND THE WORLD! RECORD SKIP – Stephanie McMahon is out here?? Maybe she wants the title? Last time Stephanie won the women’s title, she never defended that sh!t! Broke the 30 day rule under the McMahon Helmsley reign of terror!

Hang on – Stephanie looking to change-up sh!t! The US women’s team won the world cup! Serena Williams with her fine self won the Grand Slam!

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Women are running things in the UFC! WWE women have to step their game up! Paige finally has back up!!! OH SH!T Becky Lynch??!!! Charlotte Flair N!&&@!!!! Er… Nikki… I don’t know if you can make the 300 now!

I’M MARKING THE F**K OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!

GOD DAYUUUM NAOMI IS OUT HERE WITH TAMINA TOO? Suddenly my heart is fluttering!!! God dayum I wanna slap SAM_3844dat @$$!!

OH SNAP!!!!! THE BOSS LADY – SASHA BANKS IS OUT HERE AND JOINING NAOMI’S FIGHT!!!! YES!!! YES! YES! CROWD CHANTING ‘THIS IS AWESOME!!!’ THIS IS OFF THE HOOK!!! THAT’S MY TEAM RIGHT THERE – SASHA, NAOMI & TAMINA!!

Shout out to STC Member Amer W. Awad! He must have marked the f**k out! Look at Stephanie – she’s loving this!!!!

So is Cameron it seems…

Breaking News: The Divas have stolen the show. If you aint with it then #GirlBye #BestForBusiness#WWEAtlanta

THE GRANT SAYS – Shame you wasn’t apart of it baby girl! If you learned to pin people properly that could have been you!

GRANT BODY – P!

Only joking Cameron – Grant loves you! It’s those IWC d!ckheads Grant hates!

3 guys fighting for an US Title shot like it’s a b!tch like Summer Rae! But this is a great contest! Kevin Owens! Rusev! Cesaro! I know I didn’t see Cesaro pull off a german suplex on Rusev and Owens at the same time!!! Can YOU do that BRRROCCK LESSSNAR??!!!

Cesaro is KILLIN EM!!! Superman leap over the ropes! Straight up and down – in a lesser federation (yeah I said it…) he’d be a champion by now! Sometimes one’s injury (Tyson Kidd) is another’s opportunity (Cesaro)… an unwritten rule in wrestling.

Rusev gets the pinfall over Cesaro… look at Cena with the last-minute stretches… Oh the Cena Haters be like – ‘Rusev just had a triple threat match – Now Cena will do the 5 moves and – ‘ SHUT THE F**K UP… You’ve watched King Of the Ring before haven’t you???

See look at Rusev he a bit mash-up! Well let’s test your endurance Rusev! If there’s anything that women like – in this case Summer Rae – it’s ENDURANCE!

I knew that muthaf***a (Owens) was gonna ruin the match! Ok calling it now – Cena is retaining the title at Battleground It will be by disqualification by Cesaro and maybe Rusev as well. REMEMBER I TOLD YA.

GOD DAYUUUUM LOOK AT LITA!!! She looks like she just had sex with Grant Body-P!!!! All her hair all over the place… OH MY GOD!!!! Introducing the Tough Enough contestants! Look at that Gabi!!! YES!

Patrick – you could have fixed your tie – you’re on big BIG WWE TV! My moms would cuss if that was me!

Giorgia damn look at those breasts! OHHHH!!! I see you, tryna take Naomi’s throne!!!

The speculation is over! Stardust lives on! To those who are upset that he should come out as Cody Rhodes in light of his father’s departure… Buck up pal!!! BUCK UP!!! and SHUDDUP!!! As long as he doesn’t become ‘The Artist formerly known as StarDust – then all is right in the world!

Rollins Vs LesnarOH SH!T – The contract signing! What I wanna know is, if the match was made official 5 weeks ago, why we having a contract signing now??? Anyway enough of that smark sh!t!

Look at Seth signing the contract in his best handwriting! He’s almost like a kid with his tongue hanging out at the side of his mouth corner as he writes HAHA! Lesnar! with his hand on his chin!! Smiling and sh!t! OH SH!T!!!!! Lesnar you’re a funny muthaf***a as well!

HOLY F**K – Lesnar threw the table at Rollins! Rollins gets a taste of Suplex city! Glenn thinks he can take Lesnar! He’s probably thinking – ‘for my brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Damn look at the contract table! All marble and sh!t! Good luck tryna chokeslam somebody through that muthaf***a!

AH – HAAAA! Heyman suspected Rollins was trying to be teef! Lesnar turns the table over! And finds a dutty big piece of stick underneath! Seth get find out now!!!! UH-OH!!!!

Look at Seth! slowly going towards the table where Brock is waiting for him!!!! Seth – DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!!

What was Rollins thinking??? Tryna jump over the ropes only to land in Lesnar’s arms set up for the F5 on the concrete floor! Lucky Glenn was there to kick down Lesnar! Stomping Lesnar out like he’s in a Mobb Deep video! Now Rollins is using the stick! Glenn again gets involved – oh no – F5 to the concrete floor – BLAOW!!!

Rollins is like – OH SH!T!!! I must run like my name is Jon Connor! The T-1000 is after me!!!! MOMMY!!!

t-1000-running-oOH SNAP!!!!! LITERALLY! I hope Glenn enjoyed himself in Hawaii, and got all the Hawaiian pu$$y, because his leg brukk from the steel steps from BRRRROCCCK LESSSNARRR! Even Big Brother is sitting there like – He only broke my streak… I’m still healthy!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

FOR REAL???? Ok see Rollins you have gone too far! You curse out Glenn and then stomp on his shattered leg??? Ok Glenn… it’s TIME… Calling it now – Seth Rollins is LOSING THAT TITLE. Enter Seth Vs KANE for Summerslam… this has brewed for a long time, and big up the creative for stretching the storyline out…

IT'S KANNNNNNE3

 

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Monday Night Raw #1152, June 22, 2015!!!

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It’s only right that I start the blog off like this. Even if you’re not a fan (which I’m not), you gotta pay respects to one of the foundations of wrestling. Take a bow Barry Landel, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

(Er… I don’t think WWE gonna do the massive tribute for him like they did Dusty… no bell tolling 10 times or anything like that…)

I’m sure Heaven got a full roster now…. HWF (Heaven Wrestling Federation)… that’s what I’m calling it! Let’s keep it moving y’all! RAW #1152! Hol’ Dat – RECORD SKIP!!! Virgin Media says I can’t watch live??? MUTHAF***A!

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Hang on, let me get this right so I can understand this: Brock Lesnar has to give an apology for his actions back in April, but it’s Mike Cole doing the apologising??!!! HA! HA! HA! Yeah Mike… APOLOGISE!!! For being a WACK commentator when sh!t pops off! You stay quiet and sh!t… you don’t make the sh!t exciting! Fans cannot hate heels because YOU MIKE COLE don’t make it sound convincing like JR did! JR – that man made you HATE the heels. Now everyone cheers the heels and it’s YOUR FAULT!!!! Brock apologizes to JAY-BEE because he does his job properly!

Did you hear the crowd roar when Paul Heyman described Seth Rollins??!!! I’m just waiting for the meme that follows that!!!

Oh sh!!!!!t! July 19… mark it in your calendar people! Seth has a one way, all expenses paid, first class ticket to Suplex City B!TCH!!! the question remains: Will Seth smile through the onslaught????

It is a sad day, when Kane has to get help from Seth Rollins to defeat Dean Ambrose… not saying that Ambrose is weak but we talking Kane here! The big red retard who can finally speak!!!! (Shout out to The Rock!) But words from the wise to the guys in the locker room: When fighting Kane or Undertaker, NEVER go top ropes!!! They grab you by your neck, Chokeslam off the top rope – BLAOW!!! And Mike Cole didn’t even call that properly! FOOL!

YES PRIME TIME PLAYERS! AH YU DAT??!!! They defeated The Decension!!!! A part of me wats the Decension to stay in the main roster, the other part of me says ‘send dem muthaf***az back to NXT’- dem nah ready!!! You know what I really want? I want Kane to stop his foolishness, take the Decension under his wing… 3 man team – The Fires of Hell!!! I’m telling you – it would work!!!!

Look how Undertaker did it – formed The Ministry, The Brood, Acolytes, Mideon & Viscera, that’s 7 guys plus Undertaker. 5 of the 7 turned out successful in the end!

Are you not entertained Sheamus? I bet you are now! Roman Reigns beating you down and sh!t!

That is f**ked up!!!! How has Bray got f**ked up pics of Reigns in that dark room with candles and sh!t, acting like he’s having a tea party with Reigns daughter?

Now this is what I’m talking about Bray! Less of the cryptic shit you do and more of this deranged mind games! You took the advice onboard! Superb work Wyatt! Now let me hear the next person who complains about you…

“Xavier has got a lot to say, that’s all there is to it…” (JBL)

Well THE GRANT SAYS – You lucky Xavier hasn’t got a loud-speaker like Jimmy Hart! Or what about Daivari, who used to manage Muhammad Hassan! His mouth went at 100 miles an hour, and he spoke ‘Arab’!!! I put it in quotations because that was character back then!

With the PTP rushing the ring to even things up with the New Day, I’m surprised this match between Neville and Kingston wasn’t turned into a 6 man tag team ma…. Oh I forgot, Teddy Long wasn’t there…

I’m not a fan of both guys, but when Barrett turned his elbow pad red, and hit the Bullhammer super move to Wack Ryder while he was on top ropes… THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!

You know what Cena, big ups to WWE editing all that bla-bla-bla you do… I understand how you roll and all that… but I’d turn to Kevin Owens and say F**K YOU! I ain’t giving you an US Title shot! Because I issued an open challenge to you and you said NO. You stamp on my title like it’s garbage, You forgot great champions like Harley Race, Booker-T & Goldberg held this title muthaf***a? I challenge you for your NXT title and you say NO? F**K YOU!!! At Battleground, I’ll just f**k you up! Keep it Real huh????

WTF did Kevin Owens just say??? He just spoke in a different language! Answers on a postcard please at my twitter @MZATheInfamous!

Never mind hold the tweets! Now both muthaf***az speaking in French! god dammit where’s Maryse when you need her? In fact f**k that – Lillian Garcia – speak Spanish for me girl! F**k that – where’s my Roselyn Sánchez?? My Senorita??

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See that woman above? You may have seen her in Devious Maids or Without a Trace or Boat Trip or most notably, Rush Hour 2, She only has to speak, and mi cocky stan up!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

F**K ME!!!! Naomi how are you gonna bounce off the second turnbuckle like that baby girl??? Sorry to be profane but that girl can f**k… just by watching those few seconds! In fact – f**k that – this is my blog – I ain’t apologizing for sh!t!

Just watch the first few seconds… but if you’re a Paige fan this won’t apply to you!

GRANT BODY – P!

AAAH SH!T! Tamina set up Nikki for the Rear End super move from Naomi, Nikki ducks, Naomi hits Tamina! Bellas pick up the win… CURSES!

Is that all Ryback??? A splash off the top ropes to defeat Mark Henry??? Oh mannnn!!! I expected you to pull off a 450 or something!!! Oh I get it… you heard about that Uhaa Nation dude… haha!!! Soon Ryback… soon!

You see this match right here? Adam Rose Vs Dolph Ziggler? This is that toilet break sh!t… Now as i mention it… I feel for the toilet now excuse me…

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Maybe it is still worth watching after all… if it’s good for Rusev… I suppose it’s good for me!

Is it me or does Lana look unhappy? What’s wrong Lana, is it because Ziggler discovered what your name is backwards and wanted to try that sexual position???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

If there is one thing I will never understand more than smoking, its Anal intercourse. I mean… (JR VOICE – There’s DOODOO IN THERE! FOR GOD’S SAKES!)

OH SNAP! was Lana’s hair meant to all flow out then? Ziggler couldn’t even do that right! And his kissing technique is still suspect! I’m sitting here in disbelief… So is Rusev by the looks of things…GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

Rusev so bex he threw away his crutches and him drop down ah ground! HAHAHAHA!!! MAKE IT BURN, MAKE IT BURN, (YOU GON LEARN!) MAKE IT BURRRRRNNNNNNN!!!

Wait a minute… what’s this?? Summer Rae???? Giving back Rusev his crutches? Don’t tell me she wants some of the super athlete??? Oh I see where this is going here! Mixed tag match: Rusev & Summer Vs Ziggler & Lana… I don’t know when, but remember I told ya!

Rusev.. you DO realise she’s a ‘Stupid American’… right??? That don’t mean sh!t when it comes to pum-pum!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Listen to Seth Rollins begging the Authority to Take Him Back.. this isn’t Ghostface Killah And Jackie-O muthaf***a!

OH SNAP!!! Here Comes The Pain! But can he Bring The Pain to the Authority??? Rollins got a taste of suplex city, but has Kane waited all this time to wreak revenge for what happened to his older brother at WrestleMania last year? Chokeslam to Lesnar – BLAOW!!!

Did I… dis I just see Seth Rollins drop the CURB STOMP super move to Lesnar from the top ropes??? I think I did!!! BACKSIDE!

Another Chokeslam by Kane – BLAOW!!! (That was for breaking the streak muthaf***a!!!)

FOR REAL???? Rollins hit the Pedigree on Lesnar???? OH SH!T! Suplex City has a mayor! and his name is TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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