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Monday Night Raw #1143, April 20, 2015!!!

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The Infamous Informer

On a real though… get your high on. For me it’s beats, rhymes & life. Shout out to Lost Boyz, they got the tune called – Music Makes Me High. Whatever gets you high, even if it’s this wrestling sh!t, GET HIGH. Happy 4:20 Ninjas & Ninjarettes!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW before Extreme Rules! We got STC’s Taran Wright representing! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZChocolate Hob Nobs, Supermalt, Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go!

Oh snap! What’s the cage doing there??? If you see a cage on Raw, it usually means somebody gonna get buss arse in that b!atch!

Word on the street is Seth Rollins super move – the Curb Stomp is banned… how ironic is that when he said last week that the RKO is banned at Extreme Rules!!!!

OH NO! Randall cuting his promo, saying he’s gonna break Seth’s jaw?!!!! He just confirmed he’s gonna kick Seth in his head!!!! He said banning the RKO don’t mean sh!t!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!

Seth promises that Randall won’t leave the champion! I believe him! And Randall promises that everyone gonna get RKO’d!!!! Ahhhh the memories of Austin interrupting everyone’s matches and dropping stunners on muthaf***az!

Now it makes me wonder, was Randall’s language and ‘Austin-esque’ demeanor subtle hints of the attitude era that you can get on WWE Network for £9.99???

Now if I was Ambrose & Harper… I’d be careful… Voices gonna be chatting to Randall tonight! That’s all I’m saying!

Harper – there’s no point throwing Ambrose off the stage…. remember back in the days??? when there were stacks of tables awaiting the victim? Mick Foley and Chainsaw Charlie knows! Eric Bischoff knows!!! Kurt Angle knows!!!!

Ok they got away… but New Day and Lucha Dragons may not be so lucky… imagine fighting on edge knowing that Randall could strike at any moment?

By the way IWC b!tches – don’t complain that Randall is wrecking great wrestling matches – you loved that sh!t in 98 when Austin did it! So SHUDDUP!

Well, you guys say ‘New Day Sucks’… so they gonna start acting like it – Xavier Woods held the Lucha man’s legs and prevent them from going to Extreme Rules to fight Cesaro and Tyson Kidd! I thought you were about positivity guys? I warned you didn’t I??? Randall Orton – RKO to Kofi Kingston – BLAOW!!!! Even Big E was like ‘Randall don’t hit me no more!!!’

WTF is this??? Curtis Axel tryna dance on some Fandango sh!t???? Yo Randall – get back out here!!!! In the meantime, Tamara – entertain the Daywalker!!!!

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All you jabronies talking about who would win between Batman & Superman… Blade would f**k em both up!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Yeaaaah thank goodness!!! My Dude Triple TEEF!!!! He got some sh!t to say about Tough Enough… ok ssshhhhh…

Yes Triple I’m sure a lot of those fat muthaf***az have dreamed of being a WWE superstar… yes so has the Infamous Informer, I got my music and everything… matter fact let me show you how it would go…

 

So what I lost to Ryback…. Ryback is a bad man!

Anyway back to this sh!t… Glenn is handing in his notice to Triple in two weeks? Seth is running his mouth, Glenn now speaking like Kane???? OHHHH SH!!!!!T!!!! Triple, just give Kane back his mask!!! Word up I can’t stand this suit wearing Glenn… well I don’t really but it’s knowing what he was like – the man had Undertaker shook for crying out loud!

Anyway Paige – it’s NEVER your house!!! Here comes my star! The Wife that got away! Naomi! She gonna take on

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!

Brie Bella! and Brie… you gotta sexy body I’ll give you that…. you still gon lose!

Hold up – Triple is like – ‘you are corporate, you are no longer hell fire & brimstone…’ they teasing that sh!t people!!!

That’s one thing me & Seth agree on – DESTROY Ziggler! Ok that’s enough – Naomi -the STAR! Come out girl!

They need to change her music too… It won’t be long before I find something suitable…

I’m so glad Paige is out the game! It’s NOT YOUR HOUSE! Keep your @$$ in the hospital!!!!

GET HER NAOMI! DESTROY BRIE COMPLETELY!!!!

I GOT IT!!!! Naomi’s new theme tune according to Grant, because like Angela Davis, Naomi don’t take no sh!t!!!!!!

You listen to that tune – No Nonsense… Straight to the point, Stand for what you believe!!!!! That’s why I love Naomi, go out and get what’s yours girl! The World Wrestling Federation Divas Champion!!!!

Next victim – Heath Slater! What was that about being new US Champ Heath??? RKO – BLAOW!!!!! Erick Rowan had sense and walked away because he knew!!!!!

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Yep – my dude Roman Reigns can’t cut a promo to you guys, so he’s like f**k that – I feel like fighting! He wants to f**k up the Big S…. Bo Dallas???? Dude – turn back! BO-Lieve you can Run For The Hills!!!! This guy is hard ears – he gonna get punched in his mouth for saying something slick….

Yep – what did I tell ya! Well Roman & Big Show gonna fight til only one man can stand up…I notice the booing has stopped for Reigns now! Wait til he goes for the title again…

Yes – I can ryde to Sheamus new music… the IWC hating on the stipulation – ‘Kiss My Arse’ matc – Wack Ryder is still employed by WWE???? I smell just another victim! (Shout out to Tazz, he left the TNA joint because they won’t help him decorate the kitchen table!)

I can’t believe he beat up Wack Ryder then asked him if he’s alright???!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! YES SHEAMUS! He just asked the Albany crowd ‘Are they not entertained’???? Hell yeah I was entertained!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Any way where was I? Oh yes… the IWC b!tches, I see you hating on the stipulation – so w’happen – you didn’t like it when Jerry The King Lawler had to kiss Bret Hart’s feet? You didn’t like The Rock Vs Billy Gunn match? (I can’t remember who won that one…) And of course – the Vincent Kennedy Kiss My @$$ club? Are you telling me you didn’t like that sh!t??? F**KOUTTAHERE!!! Mad ‘Sports Entertainment’ in YOUR YOUTH – but you want wrestling… do you know how dumb you sound? That’s what The Infamous Informer does – Catches you f***az out every time!

Muthaf***az still hating on Cena…there’s no helping them… I mean really. I’m glad I’m not one of them people… their life must be mad miserable!

Hold up – Cena & Rusev gotta touch all four corners to win the Russian Chain match? F**k the four corners – destroy each other with the chain! I’m sure Triple & Kane didn’t do that at Judgment Day 2001!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx – it’s true – I’m not listening to Cena right now – He’s on some – BLA-BLA-BLA! BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA!!!!!!!

OH SNAP!!!! Wait a minute – Glenn gonna fight Cena for the US title??? Uh-OH!!!! It should be advantage Cena – he hasn’t got his mask on!

Maybe Undertaker actually talked sense into his humanised brother???

Oh snap! Cena tried his 5 moves and Glenn didn’t move!!!! Er…. Cena, I might have to pray for ya…

But Glenn’s Chokeslam didn’t hold Cena down!!!! Glenn sends for the tombstone! Cena counter technique – FU – BLAOW!!! No point getting bex – we knew Cena was gonna win! Waste of time and energy doing that sh!t!

Anyone see The Marine 4???? nah me neither….

Sorry Rusev…. that chain looks like any other chain I’ve seen in the WWE… what’s so ‘Russian’ about it????

Hip Hop fans – that advert that keeps coming on in between RAW – The Windows Spectre 360 – Doesn’t that beat sound a bit J Dilla-ish??? Get at me – PON DI TWITTA – @MZATheInfamous!

Look here now… The Miz & Mizdow fighting over the brand…. what sort of sh!t is that??? Ani James, show me your ‘brand’…

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I’d rather Ani back that @$$ up so I can go Grantington Steele up her cratches!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YES!!!!! So what if Summer Rae turned evil against MizDow, The Miz takes the mic…. “Because I’m The Miz… and I’m – ” RKO – BLAOW!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! It was like Austin dropping the stunner to Jeff Jarrett!

I don’t know why Seth keeps f**k!n around with Glenn… J&J security talking sh!t on the twitta… You see how social media can get you inna trouble??? Someone remind Seth that they haven’t banned the chokeslam and the tombstone! Or the car battery and the box of matches for that matter?

Right we gonna find out the truth! Ziggler out to compete against Rollins… has Rollins super move being banned??? Because if the Infamous Informer sees that sh!t executed with precision… I will be building a special chair this week!

Looks like it’s true! I think Rollins found a new super move! That took out Ziggler one ti….. uh-oh… Triple TEEF??? Glenn? The cage is coming down! I knew it! Somebody gonna get f**ked up in that b!tch! Rollins thought he was clever by ‘shielding’ himself no pun intended! The Viper slid in! Rollins tried to escape – RKO – BLAOW!!! Extreme Rules… BOTH super moves banned… Glenn as the ‘gatekeeper’… I mean doesn’t that sound ‘Big red Monster-ish’??? Calling it from now – Rollins retains the title…. KANE next in line at the Payback joint. He gonna find that mask… And THENNNNNNN!!

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The Jobber Blogger #105 – TNA: IMPACT WRESTLING – 8/5/14

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I honestly don’t know how I feel about this week’s TNA: Impact.

Aside from a random rather quick tiredness thing that kicked in during it, or, perhaps boredom. Impact just seemed off. And I don’t know if that’s because I’m going “off” it. I love TNA, and will continue to watch it, but the company we all loved has certainly changed. Hell TNA in 2010 enthused with irrelevant old school Wrestlers was much more exciting than the product we have now. It felt back then that TNA was finally heading in the right direction. AJ Stlyes was the World Champ, Beer Money and MotorCity were in the best of 5 Series, Sting had come back hanging around in the rafters. But now, it’s just, different.

And it’s not a bad different, there are a lot of good things going, but I do feel the release of Christopher Daniels has soured me a little, and having Kazarian come out to Wrestler a Jobber’s match, knowing full well he’s going to be out the company in no time, it’s just sad.

The main issue TNA always, always revolves around is that they never change enough. No matter what changes they might make, they don’t change the right people in the back to make a difference, and they always go back to attempt that “One Idea” which brought WCW so much success. But hey, it’s not the 1995, you’re not WCW, you’ve tried it I don’t know how many times now, let it go.

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It’s yet another packed, but not amazing show. It has great things going for it, good ideas, good matches. Some nice debuts, but everything has a sprinkle of “been there done that, didn’t work, try again”.

Impact opened and continued through-out the night with Bully Ray heading to the Offices of Nashville to find Dixie Carter.

Sure this actually had some redeemable qualities, Spud and Bully have great chemistry together on screen and I hope it continues. After Dixie left the offices, she had Spud in charge to keep order and keep Bully out. Of course Bully just picked him up and decided to Run the headquarters himself for the day.

This is perhaps a good insight to TNA’s failings, the filler drones with brain washed catch phrases and slogans were “running” the ship. Of course we all know these were there for the segment, but perhaps it’s a pretty decent insight as to what actually goes on behind the scenes. I do feel that the on-air product of Wrestling, and those running it, are at times so mismatched, that it’s no wonder it doesn’t work. You have Wrestlers who love Wrestling, hone their Characters, but the people making the decisions are snobs in suits in a different country looking at it as “Television”. They clearly aren’t onto a winning formula, because it’s not working. Jeff Jarrett worked so well because he was the bridge between both worlds.

Ranting aside, Bully put Spud through a Table and found Dixie’s home address on his Mobile Phone.

You might want to know what my favourite part of the Segment was, the opening with Bully Ray in his Car driving to the Headquarters where he is playing “Rock music”. Bully is someone who has been very outspoken for his love of Rock Music and the “today Wrestler” with their Video Games. Yet having Bully, most probably forced to play this particular song, driving along, bobbing his head to modern day teenage rock crap was rather hilarious. modern-teenage-rock-crap-600x373

Eric Young made his way to the ring to issue out an Open Challenge, stating that he wants to be a Fighting Champion, and the promise is to Defend the World Championship every week. I don’t remember him ever saying he was going to do that. Not to mention his Second week as Champion, he just sat at the Announce table for the main event. So there went his “streak” a week later.

Regardless, apparently MVP hadn’t booked him in a match so EY was out to make his own Title Defence, dressed in the “Canadian Tuxedo” – which is also very similar to – old-teenage-rock-crap-600x373

Bobby Roode was out the gate first to accept the Open Challenge. But of course this was pulled down with EY defeating Roode last week. But Roode had to defeat Gunner, completely over-looking the obvious of EY winning a Battle Royal, and defeating Magnus in the same night. Either way, Roode sweet talked his way into yet another Championship match by purely having “History” with EY.

Clearly I have no issue with Roode being in the main events, I love Roode, it just seems that at one time “being like Brothers” again, plays a deciding factor in two people having a match.

Though straight after the segment MVP called off the match, a little annoyed that EY didn’t even let MVP tell him his plans for the night. In which MVP is going to announce EY’s Slammiversary opponent, and someone who he has never faced before. So stay tuned folks!
The Beautiful People vs. Madison Rayne and Brittany – Evening Gown Match

Yes, the Bra and Panties matches re-emerge. I honestly can’t tell you that last time I remember watching a match like this, it did take me back to the guilty feeling of watching the old WWF Bra and Panties matches and being worried of someone walking in trying to figure out just what the hell you are watching.

It’s almost impossible to sell Wrestling as a legitimate show, let alone sell it as a good portrayal of Women. TNA have built this huge foundation of the Knockouts Division on the basis of “Women Wrestlers”. I do believe it was on the reasons why Tara (Victoria) was drawn to the Division. Well having your Women “Wrestlers” strip each other sort of defeats the purpose, and undercuts all of the efforts to credibility you might have once made.

I get it, The Beautiful People are supposed to be racy, and you have attractive Women, and these kinds of matches will probably draw ratings. But it’s for the wrong reason. I do wonder if those involved are actually happy to do the match, I expect they probably are, but then someone like Gail Kim, who prides herself on the division and really being the cornerstone of the Knockouts Division as one of, if not the most well respected, acknowledged and best Female Wrestler in the industry today. Is she pleased to see these kind of matches return?

It’s hard to sell people on your new talent, Brittany, whom already has the misfortune of being named Brittany, now do people look at her as a new Wrestler, or just eye-candy. I love the Knockouts Division, and I love it because TNA were proud to display them centre stage, even in the Main Events, but this, I just don’t feel is needed.

The Beautiful People won with the help of Velvet returning to the ring in a Towel and flashing the Referee, who was so stunned he didn’t notice Angelina use the hair spray in the face of Madison. So now their Referee’s are horny adolescent perverted morons. Awesome work.

Though to lighten the mood I did make this

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Ethan Carter the third vs. Kurt Angle

At last, good news!

Kurt Angle successfully sold no-one on his poor “Leg Buckling” during the match.

But this in turn led to EC3 picking up the Win.

And yes, Kurt Angle has actually gone for Surgery. It’s been an injury he has had for around 5 years and finally gone to get it fully repaired. He had minor surgery before on his ACL, hence his short lived return. But he needed / wanted to go the full shebang, Which is good.

On the flip side, this probably means that this was Kurt’s last TNA Impact Match. Kurt’s rehab will take 4 -5 Months. We are in May, so that means he is ready to Compete for September – October. And of course his TNA Contract is up in September, and he most definitely wants to leave.

He might come back here and there, you never know. But Kurt will join AJ and Sting as TNA employees who had a rather naff exit from the company.

I myself have been saying that you can tell Kurt doesn’t really want to be in TNA anymore. His speeches, even about the Hall of Fame are to be more proud of yourselves, and TNA is great. Nothing like he used to say about loving the company or anything like that. He constantly talks about going back to the WWE on Social Media. So let him go already. I’d rather he not be in TNA if he doesn’t want to be there, and that money is better spent elsewhere.

He’s had a great run, done a lot of good for TNA, and I like Kurt, have him back where he belongs, with a retirement match, Hall of Fame induction, maybe go on to be a trainer – perfect.

Also this is sort of funny, given that his most recent come-back prior to this had him feuding with Roode, were Kurt was so feeble he kept defeating / injuring himself with his own moves. EC3 then took him out, he finally got into the Hall of Fame which pretty much sucked. Then got injured again, no-showed a PPV, made a crappy come-back, injured again and got beat then leaves. Great year. Angle-Defeated-600x357
The Bromans vs. The Wolves – World Tag-Team Championship – Ladder Match

This was easily the match of the night. Though after saying that… there weren’t any other matches.

I didn’t even realise that till now.

I love The Wolves, but I was really hoping for a great Tag-Team renaissance, and The Wolves vs. Bad Influence would have been great. Bad Influence dominated the landscape of TNA for pushing 2 years, as the best Tag-Team, despite their poorly limited Title Run. But they were a true highlight. Now they’re gone, so that sort of sucks.

This match wasn’t really quite what I wanted. That isn’t to say that there wasn’t some great spots in the match, because there were. And a couple of things I hadn’t seen before. I do feel this is probably just another stepping stone to set the stage for a great Final Match between The Wolves and The Bromans at Slammiversary.

The highlights of course were Eddie Edwards suplexing Jesse from inside the right to the floor, but Jesse held on, and they both just toppled over the Ropes. That’s the top highlight, and it was great, never seen anything quite like it, and it looked rather nasty to boot, which isn’t a good thing.

Davey leaping from the Top-Rope to Foot-Stomp Robbie E who lay across a Ladder balanced between the Ring and the Steps, again looked nasty.

And of course DJ Zema being hip tossed from the Top of the Ladder in the ring straight to the floor on top of Robbie and Jesse, leaving The Wolves to retain their Championships.

A good Ladder match, which I do strongly feel was to just whet your appetite.

Kazarian vs. Knux

This was the one I was most looking forward to. I love debuts, and especially those which have been building for a while. But the Menagerie perhaps weren’t quite what I hoped.

And take this any way you want, but this felt exactly like you’d expect a TNA idea to play out.

Say what you will, the Menagerie are different enough, but the core idea is most definitely to counteract that of the Wyatt family. Which whilst on the topic, I’m not a big fan of the Wyatt’s. I love the idea, I love the music, the entrance, Bray is awesome. I just don’t think it’s perfect, and I don’t like his Brothers.

This go around, I was rather excited. I actually started to really like Knux in the closing days of The Aces and Eights. He showed he was pretty good on the mic and quite commanding once he had gained the right stage. So it does please me that he is still around. It still bugs me that any mention of The Aces and Eights just isn’t there.

Rebel I like, I’m sold on that, she seems good, I want more Knockouts in the Division, so I hope she is an active Wrestler, which I’m sure she will be. So having her apart of his faction is great too.

Crazy Steve stands out as my favourite, he actually seems to be the most in tune with his Gimmick and playing it to strengths.

And then of course, he’s back… again. Rob Terry, rather than being “The Freak” Rob Terry, he’s just back as The Freak. But to probably hide his identity they just put a bag on his head. That pretty much sums up that Character. He is doing the same stupid flexes, he looks like he struggles walking let alone Wrestling, only now he has a bag on his head. I hope he proves me wrong. But as of right now my interest in this new faction, which is right up my alley has decreased entirely based on the fact that Rob Terry is in it… He’s terrible doesn’t do how bad he is justice.

I thought the music was alright, I liked the Stilt Walkers at the ringside, but another one of my gripes is Knux himself. I’d quite like him to actually go to a bit more effort, maybe look more like a “Ring Leader”. Rather than just a scruffy guy in jeans and a tank top with a beard.

The bad side is Kazarian having to lose to Knux, first time we’ve seen him in ages, Christopher Daniels has gone, Kaz still doing the Bad Influence gimmick, and it’s just sad. Then he has to job, and probably out the company in no time.

Willow vs. Magnus (w/Bram)

So Bram Flakes himself now has a TNA contract, as he went off to make a deal with MVP. Who do you like them…. cereals Bram-Flakes

I do like his British-ness.

Willow seems to be a dying thing too, his excitement has gone, now he’s getting beaten up, put in random matches, and like Matt Fowler from IGN said, he is called Jeff Hardy more than he is Willow. It’s borderline “what’s the point” territory.

This “match” was cut short when Bram got involved, throwing Willow into the steps, getting Magnus a DQ. He then handcuffed Willow to the ropes and attacked him with Magnus’ good friend, Mr. Turnbuckle.

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I like the violence, no doubt this means Willow will be more violent in retaliation, no idea if Bram is going to develop Magnus to a face, or heel, or make him likable. I don’t know. They spent so long on making Magnus who he was, getting him over, turning him heel, making him champ, switching that really quickly to EY then trying to reboot Magnus. No idea.

And last of all, despite MVP came out to the ring earlier on in the night to “announce” EY’s Slammiversary opponent, Bobby Roode got involved, they ended in a brawl.

So this was take two, MVP brought EY to the ring, told him what a great job he’s doing, and announced his Opponent for Slammiversary as someone he has never faced before.

See my gut feeling was it’s going to be Willow, which would have sucked. Then my other feeling was it was going to be MVP. And of course, MVP then attacked EY.

This is where we are, 2Months, that’s all it’s taken for MVP to be like Dixie Carter, like Hulk Hogan, like Eric Bischoff, like The Aces and Eights, like Immortal, like Jeff Jarrett. How many times?

I don’t hate MVP turning, but I do hate that it’s yet another crappy Power Control storyline. They do it every single year. MVP wins control at Lockdown, but oh no, at Bound for Glory he will be defending his Wrestling Operations to someone else.

At least Dixie’s heel turn came out of no-where. If it just stayed between her and AJ Styles it would have worked, but they over did it by making her a dumb rich daughter that didn’t know anything and ruined her company.

2 Months!

Can’t we just have “someone” in Control of TNA who we don’t need to know about, who we don’t see, who isn’t feuding with everyone else in crappy match stipulations. I’m sick of it.

I will however give this time to play out… but you can already see where it’s going. Hey, Maybe Bully Ray will be in charge next… again.

Woo!

Till then,

Dan Wilkinson

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