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Monday Night Raw #1146, May 11, 2015!!!

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The Infamous Informer

I wanna take this time to big up the man call The Juice! Juventud Guerrera! Great interview he gave us at KicFM. But this is the clean version… the uncut, unedited version will be broadcast on STC From The UK on BDSIR Network. The Juice has music coming, gives a surprising praise to wrestling villain Vince Russo, and reveals an interesting story involving Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit. All this and more – just hit play on the link below!

KIC Interview with former WWE and WCW star “The Juice” Juventud Guerrera! by Kic Fm on Mixcloud

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…it’s the RAW before PAYBACK! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: I got Doritos, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, a supermalt, and an ice cream for when I see Sophia Lares on Babestation if RAW gets wack in places… it will be a hard act to follow last week though…considering it’s the go-home show… RAW was OFF THE HOOK! And some muthaf***a named Vince Russo wanted negative spotlight. Well he got it alright… sorry Juice, but Russo – you’s a B!TCH!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH NO!!!! HE’S BAAAACCCCCCCK!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEF!!!! Oh boy, lets see what the hammer wielding wretch has to…. what – Danny Bryan’s here too? Wherever you see Triple, Danny is not far behind…

Uh oh! Daddy’s Home! Is he gonna draw for the belt on Seth Rollins and Ka- I mean Glenn? Look at Seth on that bullsh!t… why doesn’t Triple just get it over it and have Seth join the Triple Teef Kiss my @$$ club! The Cincinnati Ohio Crowd want Ambrose!

Yes Rollins you’re right… it is a glorified 3 on 1 Handicap Match…. against Randall Keith Orton!!!! Fans are dreaming of a Shield Reunion like they singing the Bing Crosby Christmas classic!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hang on…. so if Seth loses the title at Payback… Glenn loses his role as Director Of Operations???? Suddenly I want Rollins to LOSE!!!!!

Hold up Jamie Noble – you can’t talk to Triple like that???!!! Are you asking for a Pedigree boy????? Now look what you’ve done! You two security jabronies gotta fight Dean Ambrose! Just step away from the ladders Mercury! You and ladders don’t mix!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Question – you think J&J security will be in WWE2K16???!!!! They gotta be surely!

Ha! They love Deano! He brukk up the security! The security supposed to be some big tough muthaf***az huh? You know, they supposed to refuse jabronies from the club? Bloody useless!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Question – you think J&J security will be in WWE2K16???!!!! They gotta be surely!

Ha! They love Deano! He brukk up the security! The security supposed to be some big tough muthaf***az huh? You know, they supposed to refuse jabronies from the club? Bloody useless!

Back in my day, if your shirt had no collars on, and you’re not wearing shoes… your @$$ ain’t getting in the club. I look around today, I see muthaf***az wearing shirt that look like they’ve fixed their car with it, Tight jeans and those funny looking converse trainers… sh!t is disgusting!

Dolph Ziggler is out to fight, Sheamus is on commentary… hang on – that’s it – just a single match at Payback??? GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!! Urgh…

We got Neville Vs Barrett at Payback too? Yeah boyee!!!! COME ON NEVILLE!!!!!

YES! When Barrett turns his elbow pad red, THAT’S IT!!! CURTAINS FOR DOLPH B!TCH @$$!!! That’s what’s up!

…and then Sheamus continues the beatings!!!! Brogue Kick to Ziggler – BLAOW!!!! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? You DAMN RIGHT I’m entertained Sheamus! Any day when Dolph B!tch @$$ gets brukk up I am entertained!

OOOHHHH SH!T! So Booker-T is joing the Tough Enough team as a coach? Brilliant!

Enough of that sh!t… Rowan & Harper are reunited, Wyatt Family Buzzards excited! Fandango turn back! You can’t test these guys!

Rowan brukk up Fandango in what – 37 seconds???? I told you to turn back fool!!!! What I can say about the Wyatt man dem – They can’t test Undertaker & Kane! The TRUE Brothers of Destruction! Bray Wyatt can’t beat the don of dons… so you work that out!

Ok – can we just have this bwoy Cena just get on with the open challenge and not be on that bla-bla-bla…. bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-blaaaaaah!!! Who gonna fight him this week? Why don’t these Internet Cena haters step up??? Oh yeah I forgot – they out of shape, overweight, tryna audition for Tough Enough and can’t climb over the barricade!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I could barely hear NXT chants… very disappointing.

NEVILLE!!!!! Come on NEVILLE!!!! I used you on WWE2K15 to whupp Cena’s @$$ in that special mode! Mi get trophy for it!!!!

Oh man…. if Cena kicks out of that high risk manuever from Neville, chances are Cena will escape the red arrow super move… drops the AA and Cena wins…. I can say this – every week Cena fights somebody different…. so that’s cool.

Neville kicked out of 2 AA’s!!!!! You think tonight’s the night??? This could change everything!!!! COME ON NEVILLE!!! BEAT HIM!!!

OH BLAST!!!!! Neville hit the Red Arrow! But that blasted Rusev come and TEEEEEEEEF!!!! Rusev knew, that if Neville won, there would be no belt to fight for at Payback… so I see the science… Cincinnati want Lana!!! DON’T WE ALL!!! Don’t we all wanna ramm it in her Putin? The dildo strap ons have increased in sales… purchased by WOMEN!!!! They wanna ramm it in her Putin too!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Roman Reigns comes down the stairs, the women feel his cocky, and then Glenn is destroying him already!

Damn Glenn is fighting like Kane!!!! Uh Oh… I bet Stephanie is looking at the mask that Kane gave her…. oh sh!t Roman fighting back! Spear to Glenn over the announce table – BLAOW!!!

Ah yes…. those Bellas…. I love them but they still gonna lose!!! OH SNAP!! She fighting Tamina???? Oh lawwd Brie DEAD NOW!

Payback is a b!tch…. and Tamina is THE BADDEST B!TCH!!!!GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

Mike Cole pointing out that Nikki won the divas title since November… so why aren’t you counting the days Cole? Do your journalism, do your googles!!!! God damnit!!!

Yes Tamina!!! Show these Bella b!tches how to kick somebody down – BLAOW!!!! Even Shawn Michaels had to turn his head on that one! Brie’s ti++!£$ cave in!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

That theme tune for Payback is WACK!!!!! Give me some time to come up with the STC version!

Macho Mandow…. I’ve heard it all now!!! Well The Grant Says, if he’s such a good impressionist, maybe he should get in Stephanie’s little panties as well!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Wait a minute – The Ascension??? Not the Illuminati puppets??? Oh I get it, Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel are gonna combine their force and form the Mega Powers and brukk up these fools!

How did the Mega Powers implode again???? Was it something to do with that Miss Elizabeth lady??? That’s all they need now, who could fit that role???? Answers on a postcard please! Or if you one of those hip youngsters, tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

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Lita & Billy Gunn join the cast of Tough Enough as well??? WHOA!!!! Now I have found the STC theme for Payback… but I won’t play it until the end of this blog…

Uh-Oh… Danny Bryan is out here… almost a similar situation to last year…. I’d better brace myself…

Well ain’t that a b!tch…. Danny’s out the game for god knows when…. he had to give up his title… again… I feel as though when it comes to titles, the boy Bryan is cursed. That blasted Triple Teef put a curse on him! Maybe he should do what Shawn did…. lay low for 4 years, come back and beat Triple Teef again!

Do not embrace the negativity… rejoice in the positivity!!!! Time for A New Day up in here!!!

Say word? 2 out of 3 falls match for The New Day Vs Cesaro & Kidd at Payback? I can ryde to that!!! NEW…DAY ROCKS!!!! I got the chant right! Don’t know why you can’t!!!

How dare Cesaro stomp out The New Day in rhythm!!!! Him outta orda & bright!!!!

Oh for real???? Cesaro has joined the Suplex city game??? I can hear an IWC member crying out – ‘why isn’t he pushed to the moon????’ Well Vincent Kennedy says – ‘maybe because he’s Swiss’…. The GRANT SAYS – if Cesaro was in the main event, would YOU put your hand in your pocket? or would YOU stream that sh!t as usual???

I know I did not just hear the ‘Elimination Chamber’ announced for May 31???!!!! Exclusive on the BUUUFTA Award Winning WWE Network??? And that sh!t is free for New subscribers NOW!!!! That changes everything as far as the Fatal 4 Way Championship match at Payback… time to re-assess my thoughts and science….

Chamber Music, f**k!n the party up!

Chamber Music, f**k!n the party up!

F**K it – Bray Wyatt on that bla-bla-bla-bla! Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla!!!!! Come on Ryback… say your prayers before you feast on Wyatt… this Wyatt is outta orda & bright! He don’t watch the news!

Obviously Ryback ain’t afraid of this fool! Straight B-Line to kick his f**k!n @$$!!!! Spinebuster to Wyatt – BLAOW!!! Look Wyatt – NO ONE is afraid of your @$$, after Undertaker dealt with you at WrestleMania!

Question – is this like a ‘rubber’ match? Seth & Randall fight at WrestleMania, then they fight again at Extreme Rules, and now they fight again here???

I just wanna see a curb stomp by Rollins…. can I see it…. please??? Even though as a black man, I’m not really supposed to support that move?

For a minute I thought Seth was gonna send for the pile driver…. Oh hell naw! These J&J security mans just can’t help themselves can they? Uh oh!!!! IT’S KA- er Glenn!!!! What’s he gonna do???

NOTHING!!!! He grabbed a chair… but he didn’t do a rarse! Seth got f**ked up!!!! First the Dirty Deeds super move – BLAOW! Then the spear – BLAOW! Then the RKO – BLAOW! But a spear to Randall and Dirty Deeds to Reigns made Ambrose THE MAN!!!

It’s Payback, and they want it right now – Give them their f**k!n sh!t – Chicka- BLAOW!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1145, May 4, 2015!!!

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We getting money YEP!

We hustle YEP!

We got those guns YEP!

We bout to ball YEP!

We got them cars YEP!

We poppin’ tags YEP!

We ballin’ YEP! I said we ballin’ YEP!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You Mayweather hating b!tches!!!! SAY SOMETHING! Go ahead SAY SOMETHING! Where’s all your chat now dyam arses! And f**k all that May the 4th sh!t, I’m not a fan of Star Wars! The only thing I like about Star Wars – is the characters you can play on muthaf***!n Soul Calibur!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: Real McCoy’s MAN CRISPS, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, KA Black Grape soda, and an ice cream for when I see Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go and cuss bad words if I see some stupid sh!t!!!

Wait a minute, if the crowd are not overly cheering Reigns when Randall mentioned him… why did they vote for a triple threat match???? WOLLYS!

The crowd chanting for Randall to RKO Reigns???? And did Randall mess up his lines?

What the f**k??? I like the New Day but they don’t want none of Randall & Reigns surely???? I’m all about positivity but… I hope you guys read the bible!

Oh my god they do! All three of em! I thought The New Day were righteous, but they taking orders from the Devil’s Favourite Demon?????

Oooooh, Reverend ain’t right… his church ain’t right!!!

Collectively, The New Day cussed down Randall & Reigns! Yo if that was Rock & Jericho it would be curtains for the New Day lyrically!

OH MY GOD You retarded Canadian crowd – Why the f**k are you chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch??? Thank god for New Day – keeping the claps going so that the crowd can chant ‘New Day Sucks’! It hurt me to disrespect the Canadian crowd – because the love of my life resides there – and I got family there too…

Oh snap! The New Day win!!!! Reigns speared Orton accidentally! Kingston went for the pin!!!! Oh dear!!!!

It gets worse! Or better??? Glenn has pitted Reigns & Orton against each other! Well the Grant says these two don’t mind, plus Glenn sorts out Seth Rollins too! He fights Ambrose, and if Rollins runs his mouth once, Glenn would have Rollins tied to the ring post so that Ambrose can buss him up!!! But if you ask me… Ambrose is the type that would rather fight someone who can fight back…. you know what they say about people not in their right mind? They have the strength of 10 men!

We are really in Bizarro Land! These fools chanting Goldberg at Ryback??? that is so 2013!!! Sorry baby girl, I know you live in Winnipeg girl, but if these fans f**k up again, I will be forced to do something I might regret….

Yo Bray, I don’t know what the f**k you just said… but telling Ryback to run??? Yeah Ryback will run alright… to the Wyatt buffet!!! And I’m not even sure if Wyatt wants to eat there!!!!

The Grant says… Cesaro & Kidd are not getting a title shot for those tag team titles for now…. #FACT!!!! And the Ascension… I want these muthaf***az to get back to being the bad men they were in NXT…. #FACT!!!!

F**K ME!!! Cesaro might be the star this week! 10 Irish whips into the turnbuckle followed by a fierce uppercut each!!! Followed by an 11th Irish whip into a clothesline!!!! That was f*k!n DAN!!!!! The Ascension dead now! Is who tell dem to follow the illuminati?!!!

I know Seth Rollins did not just call Glenn a moron???!!!! That’s like swearing at my moms!

Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins jump off!!!! Hold up!!! If Ambrose beats Rollins, Ambrose is in the main event!!! COME ON AMBROSE!!!!!

Yeah I know, 78% of the WWE Universe voted for a Triple Threat Match! But Rollins called Glenn a moron??? COME ON AMBROSE!!! KILL!!!!

Technically all three members of the Shield would be fighting for the title, plus an added Randall Orton??? COME ON AMBROSE!!!! KILL!!!!

Ambrose is really going for it! Punches left and right! diving through the ropes! He’s showing Pacquiao how to do it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

These two are really going for it!!! This is OFF THE HOOK! Crowd canting THIS IS AWESOME!! this is PPV quality!

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! The J&J security tried to teef! Distraction Roll Up by Ambrose – 1 – 2 – and it’s….. 3!!!

AMBROSE GOING TO PAYBACK!!!! Suddenly the PPV is gonna be DAN! I think Kane sent J&J security to go out there!!!! He paid them handsomely!!!

THIS RAW HAS BEEN DAN SO FAR!!!! All that’s left is for me to see Naomi’s sexy @$$…Grant & Leanna

GWARN KANE!!!! Talk that propaganda sh!t to Rollins! Tell him how good he needs to be! Hold on – interview with Lana… Haha catch Fandango talking that seductive sh!t to Lana! (Well wouldn’t you??!!!) Rusev don’t like that sh!t! Oh dear Fandango you might not be able to dance again after this week! You gonna be in a hospital kid!

I think the Canadian crowd have fixed up! ‘WE WANT LANA!’ Well I want ‘TAMARA’ but that’s another story!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I don’t believe this! Dude got Lana to do the Fandango dance!!!!! Rusev bex! Sent her to the back! Fandango got game let’s be real! First Summer Rae, then Layla (bastard),… then Rosa Mendes, now Lana???? All we need now is The Rock! Come on Lana admit it – you want The Rock’s strudel! You got wet…. with perspiration standing that close to The Rock!!!!

Stardust wants revenge on R-Truth for not advancing in the King Of The Ring Tournament! And I think he’s gonna do it! What’s in the bag? I have a bad feeling I know what it is! R-Truth said he wanted to ban spiders…. Oh sh!t…..

What???? plastic spiders???? Here’s me thinking a big @$$ tarantula was in that bag! Now THAT would be f**ked up! Boo Stardust for that sh!t – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now now crowd!!!! Don’t boo Cena!!!! Oh no!!! TOO LATE! This John Cena Sucks song might be better than the Kurt Angle You Suck song! Remember that?!

Gotta say – the Canadian crowd are better than the Chicago crowd from Extreme Rules!!!! Cena can’t say sh!t! The crowd love the song! REWIND AND COME AGAIN SELECTAH!

Why are they chanting Sami Zayn???? Do they know something I don’t????

Damn Cena enough of the bla-bla-bla! bla-bla-bla-bla! Come on out challenger!!!!

HANG ON????? Bret Hart???? He can’t fight????!!!!! He’s the challenger??? BUMBACLAAAART!!!!

Oh no wait – he’s gonna introduce the next challenger, but Heath Slater wants in… somebody kick him down!

Yes Bret! Lick him down with the mic!!! But Yo! The Canadian crowd knew! Sami Zayn is the challenger!!! I believe he can win!!!! This match is gonna be DAN!!!!

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1144, April 27, 2015!!!

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Straight up and down, I must take this time to congratulate my ninja Mike Knoxxx – the Belt King of the BDSIR Network… my ninja has made it BIG! He heading to Fox Sports!!!! This is a powerful moment, as STC From the UK elevates to KicFM, so does the ninja who put The Infamous Informer & Shadfather on and let us BE OURSELVES.

SALUTE DA GODS!!!

Did you enjoy the Extreme Rules???? I did, WWE dropped the ball in places but otherwise came through. If you not feeling the PPV, then F**K YOU!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW after Extreme Rules! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI got an ice cream, Tamara Loveset & Tommi Jo on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go! (Hopefully the electric won’t cut out on me!!!)

These streams p!$$ me the f**k off… WWE – when you gonna put RAW live on the network? Sick of this sh!t! Took me 15 minutes to get on before I find out Seth Rollins be running his mouth, Glenn acting as a tweener, Randall and Roman claiming they should fight for the title… bal-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla… there’s a King Of the Ring tournament????? Say word??? SAY WORD!!!!

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Well you muthaf***az asked for it!!! Now y’all gonna get it!!!! Dolph Ziggler! Wade Barrett! King Of the Ring! #WhoeverLosesIWin! Let’s go!

Hmmm… Ziggler says him forcing to kiss Sheamus @$$ was the most humiliating moment of his career… but there will be ‘Payback’… I get it, this feud between Dolph & Sheamus going into Payback… it’s personal now – WWE – up the stakes!!!!

YES! You see, Sheamus baited it up for Ziggler! Barrett with the Bullhammer – BLAOW!!!! King Barrett doesn’t sound too bad!!!

DAMNIT it’s that advert again!!!! let me see if YouTube got it…

F**K what you think – I’M FEELING THE NEW DAY! I will clap with them! As for Cesaro & Kidd… as good as they are, they not winning them titles back!!! The question remains – What does Primetime Players think of that?!

OH SNAP!!! You mean to tell me that all that time Wyatt was talking sh!t, the person in question was Ryback???? This should be interesting… once again, a new feud I can’t call… a man who wants to be fed more, Vs the eater of worlds… NOT BAD! See Ryback, that’s what you get for f**k!n around with Bo Dallas, now you gotta deal with the older brother! Gotta say though, since Bo Dallas grew that beard… the Wyatt family resemblance shines through!

While Cena is on that bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla…. Rusev wants to test Cena at Payback – this time an I Quit match??? I’m not sure if Rusev wants to go there… surely you agree JBL????

 

Heath Slater wants to test Cena on this open challenge thing? He don’t wanna go there either???!!! He talking sh!t too! F**k this – off to Babest…. YES RUSEV! KICK DOWN SLATER – BLAOW!!!!

In between all that bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla… Cena sais Rusev got a strong pimp hand! Full of baby powder and sh!t!!! It really is Marc Mero & Sable all over again! Word up – Payback come, The Grant says – Lana gonna f**k it up for Rusev – Rusev WILL say I QUIT…

I found it – Help me out here – If this beat doesn’t sound J Dilla-ish – who produced it??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me at @MZATheInfamous or @stc_wwe!

 

Next King Ah De Ring Match – R-Truth Vs Stardust… when I heard of R-Truth’s first rule as King to get rid of spiders… I’D ELECT HIM MYSELF!!! – Come on Truth! Beat this Cody Star looking fool! Truthfully, what purpose do spiders have on this earth? Where do they fit in the food chain? NOWHERE! Dem fi dead!

YES!!!! Truth hit the Lie Detector super move! Use the hashtag #NoMoreSpiders!!!! Yes Truth!!!!! MY NINJA!!!

Shout out to STC’s Lee Steadx – he wrote the answer on a postcard! It’s 20syl – Bet Dap Goom Bown! Boom Bap Festival Beat!!! This is OFF THE HOOK!!!!!

 

Right… now that Fandango & Adam Rose is on… this is the part where I get my Babestation on… Tommie Jo is BAAAAAAD!!! Not as bad as Tamara Loveset but BAAAAAAAD!

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That’s it Adam Rose! Rid yourself of that gay sounding persona you got and get in Rosa Mendes throat!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Naomi I gotta disagree when you say no one cares about Danny Bryan… but pushing Brie Bella in her face like that – BRILLIANT!!!! Yes – Brie costed Naomi the title at Extreme Rules!!!! That wasn’t right!

Hey Naomi – what happened to your long coat and your shot of your @$$ you did at Extreme Rules? Doesn’t matter – get em girl!!!!SAM_3845

Oh no she gone BRIE MODE…. come on Naomi – Fight back!!!

As Booker-T says, Beautiful technique by Naomi! What now Brie!!!! I mean, Brie I rate you but you’re dealing with my baby girl though!

King Ah De Ring jump off! Dean Ambrose Vs Sheamus… is it safe to say that Ambrose advances??? Ziggler gonna f**k it up for Sheamus I assure you!

I’m feeling Sheamus new entrance!!!! This is another of those matches…. #WhoeverLosesIWin

Stop all this mat wrestling sh!t – you two love to throw fist and fire! Kick and electric! Come onnnnnnnn guys – KILL!

Big ups to JBL – he wanted to know what happened in that street fight while they drove off into the streets of Chicago, WWE dropped the ball there… they couldn’t get a helicopter on some OJ Simpson WrestleMania XII sh!t?

Dayuuuuum Ziggler BEX!!!!! Ziggler with the fist and fire!!! That’s what the Sheamus/Ambrose match should have been like… oh sh!t Ziggler costed Ambrose the match… Ziggler YOU DYAM FOOL! If Sheamus wins the King Ah De ring it’s YOUR FAULT! You WASSACK!

No way, is Curtis Axel still on this charade? Yo Sandow… buss up this fool’s blodclart!

YES! He kick him down! Hit the elbow of disdain! Followed with a leg drop – BLAOW!!!! Oh no what does Wyatt want???

I can’t imagine Ryback running can you? But I don’t think Ryback wants any of that Wyatt cuisine! There might be mould and maggots running through that sh!t!!!!

Final King Ah De Ring jump off… Neville Vs Harper… The Grant says – you think the Baltimore riots are bad? Wait until WWE decide to knock Neville out the tournament… YOU WILL KNOW about a riot from the IWC! Trust me – WWE don’t want that!

Harper wants a throne made of steel and barbed wire… similar to the STC Get In The Chair awards we give out every week!

That moonsault off the top rope was OFF THE HOOK!!!!! Did you see the height of that sh!t??? I’m surprised Vincent Kennedy is letting Neville do all this sh!t!!!

THIS IS AWESOME!!!! NO DOUBT!!!! Now the crowd are chanting NXT! NXT! NXT! Wherever Triple is in the world, he must be holding his nuts and keeping his palms on em!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Neville is the F**K!N MAN, OK!!!!! Jeff Hardy, RVD, you guys are great… but time to move over now! That Red Arrow super move though…

Remind me – if I ever get the chance to interview Roman Reigns, I gotta ask him – when he walks down the stairs… has a female attempted to grab his sack???? Just like how The Grant has a restraining order against Layla, I believe STC’s Nicola Box should have one against Roman Reigns!!!! She cannot be controlled!!!

Right I make a NEW prediction… check this out… Rollins gonna lose that title at Payback… Who wins? Not important. Kane will bait it up for Rollins. Next PPV – Money Inna Bank…. One year ago, Kane assisted Rollins to win the briefcase. One year later, Kane will return to his monster self and attempt to destroy Rollins…. REMEMBER I TOLD YOU!!!

So, the WWE Universe gotta vote who Rollins should defend his tile against at the Payback joint: Randall, Roman, or both in a triple threat match…. well it’s very simple… WWE using mind control tactics to the fans… it’s already been decided! IWC shut the f**k up – unless you voted on the app, rigged or not, you can’t say sh!t!!!!

OH SNAP!!! Too many accidental blows to Kane made him lose it!!!! Kane f**ked up everybody in sight!!!! Roman & Randall get the win! So now…. How is Rollins defending his title???

There you go! Triple Threat Match!!! Rollins don’t like that sh!t!!!! That would be payback and f**ked up if Seth lost the title without being involved in the decision!!! Karma come back and bite yuh backside!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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#GETINTHECHAIR

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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