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Monday Night Raw #1165, September 21, 2015!!!

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Sshhhhhh….. I’m not supposed to be online… even Virgin Media can’t stop me from laughing at you fools. Getting angry that Jericho was the mystery partner? WOW. Angry that Cena won the US Title and he might start his open challenge sh!t again?

Now I’m not laughing, because it looks like Sting really mashed up himself in his match against Seth Rollins. Is this retirement for the legend? Another dream match just a dream in Undertaker Vs Sting? RAW #1165! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI don’t ever recall The Wyatt Family ever starting this RAW sh!t…

…and Roman is like – ENOUGH OF THIS SH!T – I’m coming down the stairs and I’m still gonna f**k you up…send your Wyatt b!tches to the back, no referee, let’s END THIS SH!T!

For real??? The rest of the crew just had to teef? Dean Ambrose comes down the stairs! They need to combine their Shield Force and f**k up Strowman like back in the day! (Well not quite like back in the day because there’s no Rollins.) But where Y2J at? You think he’ll come out and help?

Nope – but they get a VIPER!!! Randall Orton… the Apex Predator!!! The Wyatts are lucky Randall didn’t kick them in their head!

AAAAAAAAH SH!T! So hold on! Did Brock Lesnar f**k up Kane that bad, that Kane now has a split personality? One some bi-polar next level sh!t? Check it – Seth Rollins opens the door looking for Triple & Steph, but who does he see? Corporate Kane in his suit and Sunday School Trousers! He’s all happy and sh!t! Like he has no idea what happened at the Night of Champions! He’s on some Professor Klump/Buddy Love sh!t!

OHHHHHHH!!! Lillian Garcia talking Spanish announcing the Lucha Dragons to the ring! It’s bad enough Lillian fine as f**k but if you are not aroused by the Spanish language spoken by a woman… KILL YOURSELF!

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So if you missed the Pre-Show on the WWE Network, tough t!tt!£$ – you gotta see the match on RAW. Love Neville and the Lucha-Lucha, I like the Ascension as they have unknown potential, Stardust – we know he got skills, but me see that match already. So it is with regret that nature calls and I gotta do a #2… excuse me…

151049-no-more-heroes-3966Aaaah that felt so much better… ah where was we? Oh yes, Mark Madden is good but MIKE DOGG is THE BEST!

For REAL!!! Bo Dallas still lives??? Did Brock kill him then Bo climbed himself out of the grave because he BO-LIEVES??? He’s gonna go back in there because he’s up against the Ryback…

Quote from Kevin Owens to Michael Cole – “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet…” Yo Kevin – tell these Internet Wrestling B!tches that! they might appreciate Pro Wrestling & Sports Entertainment  a bit better!

RIC FLAIR N!&&@! He and Charlotte are gonna show Nikki what a celebration looks like! Nikki surpassed the record last week, and no one came to her bashment hahahahahaahaha! Tell me Ric… did you put it in Paige & Becky?

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His proudest moment of his life happened when his daughter defeated (in his words) a great champion in Nikki Bella! GUNSHOT TO YOU WRESTLING B!TCHES! Who the f**k is Mark Madden???!!!

Oh HERE WE GO!!! PAIGE HAS TURNED EVIL!!!! F**K THAT B!TCH!!!! She cussed down the entire diva division…

I knew all along it was all about Paige from the beginning of this sh!t… Charlotte needs to slap that b!tch upside the head… Yeah Paige get on ‘our’ side talking the truth about the Bellas sleeping their way to the top… but I was never a Paige fan from the beginning. Always respected her fighting style, but the day she cussed down Naomi, I closed the book on Paige’s B!TCH @$$!

Props to Nikki, she also spoke truth. As soon as you champion, the real snakes emerge… like Paige herself.. Nikki had to deal with that sh!t for 301 days from her rivals and the IWC. Now Charlotte gonna get it… it’s the sad truth.

Maybe Paige offered Ric Flair some pu$$y and Ric turned it down and said ‘I like my meat medium well???

GRANT BODY – P!!

Aaah man I love Mark Henry & Sheamus…. Sheamus became a hero for life because he prevented Ziggler winning the rumble one year… shut down al the Ziggler fools… I have said for years that Ziggler ain’t sh!t… but then I remembered, I’m just the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Ladies Favourite – Grant Body – P!

Talking of that fool Ziggler, he teams up with the Dudley Boyz, goin up against The New Day & Rusev! OH NO!!!! I can feel it – they gonna make Rusev do something funny!

HA! HA! HA! Corporate Kane is giving me joke!!!! He’s a bit ‘too happy go lucky for my liking!’ Where’s the mask?! It’s GONE! He’s going out to find it!

You know who else is giving me joke? Natalya. If anyone is ‘frustrated’ it’s Natalya… she just put on her granny panty girdle and told Paige to watch where she walks… I don’t hit women – it’s WRONG. But rather Natalya verbally slap Paige up than me!

NOOOOO!!!! We must build a wall around DudleyVille! We must stop the table madness! We have a voice! Together we can save the tables!!! Let us begin! I hold the first brick…

Build a wallOh I get it…. I never clocked on that New Day used a Donald Trump quote and flipped it around…

OH SH!T!! Xavier playing Rusev’s theme with the trombone! While Ziggler is getting BUSS ARSE! It’s like, he’s showing Jimmy Hart how to do it!

Even Summer Rae’s getting in there!!! Look how she’s handling the trombone! DUTTY GYAL!!!

What???? Rusev just yelled at Ziggler – Lana’s is MINE! She will never be YOURS! Damn Rusev… Lana pu$$y must have been THAT GOOD!

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And just for no reason… let’s throw up a pic of Lana… just for STC’s Premiere Dutty Bwoy – Edd Mulhall!!

Lana BattySlap that @$$ up 2 time!

In fact I’ll leave Lana to you. Naomi is all mine! I love her more and more each day. Here’s a th20150921_220014ought… what if Natalya defeats my baby? #WrestlingIsStoryline so I wanna see how it plays out…

Nice cat-like suit Natalya! Compliments go a long way people. I’m not Ladies Favourite for nothing… ever wonder why they call me ‘Mr Grant’????

Oh dear… I thought Natalya was actually gonna win that… but I’m glad she didn’t! Damn Naomi – YOU ARE AMAZING!

FOR REAL??? The crowd are chanting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day style’? They got Big Show in preparation for his encounter with the beast BRRRROCK LESSSNARR! Cesaro doesn’t wanna get punched through school buses again!

OHHH CESARO! I mean, he got that power – suplexing The Big Show from the outside to inside the ring! And that didn’t save him from getting that inevitable – PPPPPPPP!

Big Show talking sh!t about Brock! I mean, yes, You buss up Brock’s blodclart back in Survivor Series 2002… this is 2015 muthaf***a – it’s a different Brock Lesnar you ah deal wid! back then He never had all that suplex city business and UFC fighting skill!

By the way – what was that about ‘Cena’s open challenge’ Cena haters? Don’t you retards have enough? I mean, you put so much focus and energy hating on a man, you don’t realise that’s what keeps him on his game! You haters just DON’T THINK… do you???

He’s fighting Seth Rollins for the US title… so, let me get this understand so i can understand this… what if Cena retains? Does that mean he’s ‘buried’ the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? YOU DUMB RARSE!

You lot argue that out… while I just wait for the Demon Kane to come out and f**k up Rollins again!

Uh-OH!!! I mean… Cena defeats Rollins… in a way does that mean he’s the #1 contender for the title? Hmmm interesting…

Corporate Kane appears on the titantron! Smiling and all! He’s like YO! You need to be the BEST Champion you can be! But the DEMON Kane appears from beneath the ring! Comes after Rollins! Drags him down all the way to hell!!!! Oh LAWWD HAVE MERCY!!! (Yes we know how it was done you smarks – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!) Ok – a storyline with both personas at once is cool! I can ride to this!

Take it away Method Man…. IT’S KAAAANE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1152, June 22, 2015!!!

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It’s only right that I start the blog off like this. Even if you’re not a fan (which I’m not), you gotta pay respects to one of the foundations of wrestling. Take a bow Barry Landel, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

(Er… I don’t think WWE gonna do the massive tribute for him like they did Dusty… no bell tolling 10 times or anything like that…)

I’m sure Heaven got a full roster now…. HWF (Heaven Wrestling Federation)… that’s what I’m calling it! Let’s keep it moving y’all! RAW #1152! Hol’ Dat – RECORD SKIP!!! Virgin Media says I can’t watch live??? MUTHAF***A!

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Hang on, let me get this right so I can understand this: Brock Lesnar has to give an apology for his actions back in April, but it’s Mike Cole doing the apologising??!!! HA! HA! HA! Yeah Mike… APOLOGISE!!! For being a WACK commentator when sh!t pops off! You stay quiet and sh!t… you don’t make the sh!t exciting! Fans cannot hate heels because YOU MIKE COLE don’t make it sound convincing like JR did! JR – that man made you HATE the heels. Now everyone cheers the heels and it’s YOUR FAULT!!!! Brock apologizes to JAY-BEE because he does his job properly!

Did you hear the crowd roar when Paul Heyman described Seth Rollins??!!! I’m just waiting for the meme that follows that!!!

Oh sh!!!!!t! July 19… mark it in your calendar people! Seth has a one way, all expenses paid, first class ticket to Suplex City B!TCH!!! the question remains: Will Seth smile through the onslaught????

It is a sad day, when Kane has to get help from Seth Rollins to defeat Dean Ambrose… not saying that Ambrose is weak but we talking Kane here! The big red retard who can finally speak!!!! (Shout out to The Rock!) But words from the wise to the guys in the locker room: When fighting Kane or Undertaker, NEVER go top ropes!!! They grab you by your neck, Chokeslam off the top rope – BLAOW!!! And Mike Cole didn’t even call that properly! FOOL!

YES PRIME TIME PLAYERS! AH YU DAT??!!! They defeated The Decension!!!! A part of me wats the Decension to stay in the main roster, the other part of me says ‘send dem muthaf***az back to NXT’- dem nah ready!!! You know what I really want? I want Kane to stop his foolishness, take the Decension under his wing… 3 man team – The Fires of Hell!!! I’m telling you – it would work!!!!

Look how Undertaker did it – formed The Ministry, The Brood, Acolytes, Mideon & Viscera, that’s 7 guys plus Undertaker. 5 of the 7 turned out successful in the end!

Are you not entertained Sheamus? I bet you are now! Roman Reigns beating you down and sh!t!

That is f**ked up!!!! How has Bray got f**ked up pics of Reigns in that dark room with candles and sh!t, acting like he’s having a tea party with Reigns daughter?

Now this is what I’m talking about Bray! Less of the cryptic shit you do and more of this deranged mind games! You took the advice onboard! Superb work Wyatt! Now let me hear the next person who complains about you…

“Xavier has got a lot to say, that’s all there is to it…” (JBL)

Well THE GRANT SAYS – You lucky Xavier hasn’t got a loud-speaker like Jimmy Hart! Or what about Daivari, who used to manage Muhammad Hassan! His mouth went at 100 miles an hour, and he spoke ‘Arab’!!! I put it in quotations because that was character back then!

With the PTP rushing the ring to even things up with the New Day, I’m surprised this match between Neville and Kingston wasn’t turned into a 6 man tag team ma…. Oh I forgot, Teddy Long wasn’t there…

I’m not a fan of both guys, but when Barrett turned his elbow pad red, and hit the Bullhammer super move to Wack Ryder while he was on top ropes… THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!

You know what Cena, big ups to WWE editing all that bla-bla-bla you do… I understand how you roll and all that… but I’d turn to Kevin Owens and say F**K YOU! I ain’t giving you an US Title shot! Because I issued an open challenge to you and you said NO. You stamp on my title like it’s garbage, You forgot great champions like Harley Race, Booker-T & Goldberg held this title muthaf***a? I challenge you for your NXT title and you say NO? F**K YOU!!! At Battleground, I’ll just f**k you up! Keep it Real huh????

WTF did Kevin Owens just say??? He just spoke in a different language! Answers on a postcard please at my twitter @MZATheInfamous!

Never mind hold the tweets! Now both muthaf***az speaking in French! god dammit where’s Maryse when you need her? In fact f**k that – Lillian Garcia – speak Spanish for me girl! F**k that – where’s my Roselyn Sánchez?? My Senorita??

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See that woman above? You may have seen her in Devious Maids or Without a Trace or Boat Trip or most notably, Rush Hour 2, She only has to speak, and mi cocky stan up!!!

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F**K ME!!!! Naomi how are you gonna bounce off the second turnbuckle like that baby girl??? Sorry to be profane but that girl can f**k… just by watching those few seconds! In fact – f**k that – this is my blog – I ain’t apologizing for sh!t!

Just watch the first few seconds… but if you’re a Paige fan this won’t apply to you!

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AAAH SH!T! Tamina set up Nikki for the Rear End super move from Naomi, Nikki ducks, Naomi hits Tamina! Bellas pick up the win… CURSES!

Is that all Ryback??? A splash off the top ropes to defeat Mark Henry??? Oh mannnn!!! I expected you to pull off a 450 or something!!! Oh I get it… you heard about that Uhaa Nation dude… haha!!! Soon Ryback… soon!

You see this match right here? Adam Rose Vs Dolph Ziggler? This is that toilet break sh!t… Now as i mention it… I feel for the toilet now excuse me…

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Maybe it is still worth watching after all… if it’s good for Rusev… I suppose it’s good for me!

Is it me or does Lana look unhappy? What’s wrong Lana, is it because Ziggler discovered what your name is backwards and wanted to try that sexual position???

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If there is one thing I will never understand more than smoking, its Anal intercourse. I mean… (JR VOICE – There’s DOODOO IN THERE! FOR GOD’S SAKES!)

OH SNAP! was Lana’s hair meant to all flow out then? Ziggler couldn’t even do that right! And his kissing technique is still suspect! I’m sitting here in disbelief… So is Rusev by the looks of things…GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

Rusev so bex he threw away his crutches and him drop down ah ground! HAHAHAHA!!! MAKE IT BURN, MAKE IT BURN, (YOU GON LEARN!) MAKE IT BURRRRRNNNNNNN!!!

Wait a minute… what’s this?? Summer Rae???? Giving back Rusev his crutches? Don’t tell me she wants some of the super athlete??? Oh I see where this is going here! Mixed tag match: Rusev & Summer Vs Ziggler & Lana… I don’t know when, but remember I told ya!

Rusev.. you DO realise she’s a ‘Stupid American’… right??? That don’t mean sh!t when it comes to pum-pum!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Listen to Seth Rollins begging the Authority to Take Him Back.. this isn’t Ghostface Killah And Jackie-O muthaf***a!

OH SNAP!!! Here Comes The Pain! But can he Bring The Pain to the Authority??? Rollins got a taste of suplex city, but has Kane waited all this time to wreak revenge for what happened to his older brother at WrestleMania last year? Chokeslam to Lesnar – BLAOW!!!

Did I… dis I just see Seth Rollins drop the CURB STOMP super move to Lesnar from the top ropes??? I think I did!!! BACKSIDE!

Another Chokeslam by Kane – BLAOW!!! (That was for breaking the streak muthaf***a!!!)

FOR REAL???? Rollins hit the Pedigree on Lesnar???? OH SH!T! Suplex City has a mayor! and his name is TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1151, June 15, 2015!!!

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It’s only right that I start the blog off like this. Even if you’re not a fan (which I’m not), you gotta pay respects to one of the foundations of wrestling. Take a bow Dusty Rhodes, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

Sheamus is LOADED! Nikki going for 295! Cena CAN wrestle.. how many fans had heart failure? This is the aftermath! RAW #1151! HOL’DAT-BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell… somebody’s happy isn’t he? He retained his title, and he did it all on his own… somebody stick a gold star on this muthaf***a! Anyone would think Seth Rollins finished reading his first link-up book!

(A Bus.)

(A Big Bus.)

(A Big Red Bus.)

(A Big Red Bus In Hill Street.)

GRANT BODY – P! GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!!

Oh for real? Welcome to Monday Night RAWLINS???!!!! He’s thanking us for being here! Well thank you Seth! You and Ambrose put on a classic match word up!

Damn Seth got a shout out list? Shall we play the 9th Wonder instrumental???

Hang on – he’s bigging up himself???? What about Triple & Steph? I thought Triple was proud of him? Not even they get props? Wait a minute – he should punch his ticket to the Hall Of Fame???? This man OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

OH SNAP! Is that how Dean Ambrose gonna congratulate his adversary? Give him some more beatings??? HAHAHA! He ain’t going anywhere until Rollins comes back so he can get some more beatings!

Last week Joey Mercury pinned Rollins… you best give him his well deserved title shot RAWLINGS!

I thought this rivalry was over… I thought not!

I think Rawlings is in a little bit of trouble…. running his mouth disrespecting the whole authority…who’s the next opponent? I think we know don’t you sexy ladies and b!tch @$$ muthaf***az!

Big up Sheamus! The new Mr Munny Innah Bank! What’s wrong fat @$$ IWC jabronies? you didn’t like that sh!t? Do The Knowledge you big dummies!

Dean and Sheamus love a fight… and we love a fight too!!!! GET HIM DEAN! Mess up that Rocksteady Headtop!

Damn son! Sheamus just f**k!n up Ambrose legs!!!! Ambrose would rather pass out than tap to Rocksteady! So who’s Bebop? Mark Henry???

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UH-OH!!! Randall!!!! Caused Shadfather’s favourite move! Ambrose got the Distraction Roll Up pin to Sheamus! Forget all that – Randall was out to finish Sheamus! RKO – BL…..no Sheamus blocked it!

Oh dear Joey Mercury heard me!!!! He wants to test RAWlings for the World Wrestling Federation Championship! Make it happen RAWlings!!!! #GiveJandJAChance! Make it trend! Put it on your twitter! Matter of fact – I’ll do that my damn self!

For real? They just did a Fatherhood advert featuring Roman Reigns? They’re not turning him heel now! IWC Make it Burn! Throw the rumours out the window!

Is it me or does Wade Barrett’s theme sound racist???? And you wonder why I can’t stand that muthaf***a!

OOOOHHHHH SH!!!T! It’s Kevin Owens!!! Looks like he’s gonna run the NXT open challenge! I believe I have found the right opponent for him… Could it be this b!tch?

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What the hell was she doing there? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

So that’s why you f**ked up Cena? Because Cena told you ‘You belong here’? Ok now we know not to compliment Owens!

Now this muthaf***a wants the US Title! I thought it was beneath you Owens? Anyway who’s gonna take the challenge? Dolph Ziggler? Is he bringing his new gyal?

Backing Kevin Owens here – COME ON OWENS!!!! Powerbomb Ziggler’s clart like you did Cena at the Munny Innah Bank!

I am disappointed! I was hoping for Chyna to come out! (Yo Mike she and Steph have beef) I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! Vincent Kennedy squashed the beef with Bret, Bruno, Warrior, and whoever else. Look at Warrior. He’s no longer with us in the physical… Steph – you gotta make it burn – same goes for you Chyna, sort your sh!t out!

See with Chyna all she gotta do his punch Owens in his d!ck and take his sh!t!!! She invented the low blow!

Well since the NXT championship isn’t on the line, what happens if Ziggler beats him? I’m saying hmmmmm….

Pop-up Powerbomb – BLAOW!!!! Ziggler finish!!!! I just love the look on jabronies faces when Ziggler loses.. can’t kiss Lana right… all sorts of sh!t…

Where does Paige think she’s going? Rallying the rest of the divas to stop the Bella Twins? The women must take Paige for joke? Little 22-year-old milk of magnesia trying to lead the likes of my beautiful Naomi? My sexy Layla? Tamina? Alicia Fox??? Rosa Mendes? Are you smoking that tical Paige????

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My thoughts exactly Undertaker…. Paige outta order and bright!

Speaking of Undertaker, considering that he’s a few years older than Kane… Kane’s conditioning is better than that of his ‘brother’…

…and speaking of his ‘brother’… Ok Seth Rollins you’re pushing it now! Why do you love provoking Kane so much??? Mentioning Paul Bearer and the don of dons… er Seth… look at the meme above these sentences….

Damn come on RAW hurry up and get to the handicap divas match! I wanna see the Bellas knock Paige the f**k out! I wanna see what Wyatt gotta say about dropping Reigns with the Sister Abigail for no reason!

YES! Roman Reigns coming down the stairs! The women grabbing his d!ck!!!

It was injustice what Wyatt done! Oh no not this crazy cryptic sh!t!!! Or maybe not!!!! It all stems from when he defeated Wyatt last week! Stole his moment! Why did we not clock this before!

OH MY GOD!!! (I have to put on my JR Voice) BRAY’S GOING AFTER ROMAN’S DAUGHTER! HE COULD NOT BE THAT HEINOUS! WHAT A SICK & TWISTED HUMAN BEING! Yo that is f**ked up yo! No Roman – you have to F**k up Wyatt now…. this is some Cradle To the Grave sh!t now… some DMX & Vanessa sh!t!

Here we go… Bellas on Paige handicap match! Come on Bellas, beat out her blodclart!

Superb wrestling skill by Nikki! Caught Paige in the head scissors, turning her on her stomach and doing press ups! Can your favourite wrestler do that??? NO – SHUT THE F**K UP!

Shout out to Xzibit! Choke her Spank her Pull her hair!

Shout out to Xzibit! Choke her Spank her Pull her hair!

Nikki hit the elbow on Paige! FINISH HER! Nikki hits the rack attack on Paige – BLAOW!!! FATALITY!

Oh hell to the no – that Machine Gun scrawny idiot is gonna perform??? Ok this is the part where I watch babestation…

In fact f**k that – Let me play one of the latest tunes I’m feeling…

YES KEVIN OWENS! MY HERO! MY MAN!!! He just powerbombed Machine Gun pu$$yclart skinny leggings wearing b!tch through the stage!!! That was the best thing I’ve ever seen! F**k that fake sh!t! We don’t do that over here! Kevin Owens supports REAL HIP HOP!!!! HE IS BRILLIANT!!!

Why are the commentators bex for? I didn’t wanna hear that noise! The fans sure as hell didn’t! I wonder what Mike Knoxxx of the BDSIR Network/Fox Sports gotta think about that???

Big up the Primetime Players! New World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! But can the New Day take back their titles?

Well this is a 6-man jump off, My dude Neville joins the PTP, against the team that uses the POP: the Power Of Positivity!

I know Dean Ambrose ain’t playing ‘Bullseye’  using Seth Rollins as the dartboard!

And people ain’t gonna stop until they get Kane to come to his senses and send for his mask and tombstone people and set them on fire! Come on Kane!!!!! This is why the fans loved you back in the day! Stop fooling yourself man!

Finally! We gonna find out who RAWlins next opponent is…. surely it can’t be the man that’s rumoured??? The man who defeated the don of dons and shocked the world??!!!

Triple’s dress sense is becoming more like Vincent Kennedy isn’t it???

Grant - still got it!

Seth seems to have a smile on his face…. I dunno Seth! Do you need the toilet? My instincts tell me you may need it!

Once again Steph your black dress – OHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Triple – get her for the lads!!!!!

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!! BRRRRROCCCCK LESSSSSSSNAR!!!!! He gotta Suplex City shirt!!!! That’s it now! What happened to your smile Seth? You’re the architect… right??? You are the future…..huh???!!! The Shield…. all that boasting? All that bravado? You can take him surely??? Your comrade Roman Reigns did!!! You are the best WWE champion of all time??? THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID! Now get in there and SHUDDUP!!!!

On a real though people… this week’s Raw… if you DVR’d it… you’re gonna fast forward a lot of sh!t… but don’t fast forward too much past Machine Gun b!tch @$$… Anyway guys, I think Seth Rollins will be needing the men’s room, nobody go in there for about 35-45 minutes… somebody open the window…

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Seth Rollins...

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Seth Rollins…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1138, March 16, 2015!!!

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SHOUT OUTS:

I wanna big up my ninja from another mother – King Vaughn, check out his latest blog on his Top 10 WrestleMania events. Broken down and dissected, that man did the knowledge. CLICK HERE to check it out!

I also wanna big up my people at BDSIR Network Perfect Plex Talk Radio, superb interview with the man call Bruce Prichard – that man keeps it real, and hear Spotface break down and do the knowledge on the Evolution of Randy Orton and how it takes effect on Seth Rollins. With the Smack Talk Centre on their network, y’all wonder why they are the Best Damn Show In Radio heading into their 1000th podcast. CLICK HERE for the replay!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, and I heard that somebody in PWL doesn’t read the news… I’ll leave it at that… for now!

ARE YOU EXCITED YET??? RAW #1138, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZF**kin brilliant, the stream I’m using has those irritating adverts I can’t get rid of…well looks like Seth Rollins has recovered from last week’s beating from he who has voices in his head and they chat to him!

It’s ok – I got rid of the bullsh!t, let’s enjoy this RAW sh!t!

Look at Big Show apologising like a b!tch – where the f**k was you when Seth was getting buss arse!!!! Where was your Sean P punch???? SHUDDUP!!!

And as for you Glenn, with your stupid suit on, if you had your mask on, Randall would have been on fire by now…

And as for you J&J, I suggest if you want forgiveness, you join the Seth Rollins suck my d!ck club… you two jabronies take turns – one handle the balls while the other gets that cock meat sandwich!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

WHOA!!! Rollins accepts the match at WrestleMania! Watch out Randall! Watch out for the Tandem Engine!

But he promises to END the future!!!! He’s gonna kick the future in his head!!!! We might not see that solar eclipse… but Rollins might!

Here comes the skipping anti-divas!!!! I’m sorry I’m laughing at JAY-BEE (JBL) is cussing Cole for getting the WrestleMania times wrong!!!! OH SH!T!!!!GRANT & LAYLA WWE2K15

Uh-Oh!!! The Bella twins don’t support the hash tag – #GiveDivasAChance, they say #GiveUsABreak… well THE GRANT SAYS – Watch where you walk Bellas! It would be a damn shame if Paige and AJ Lee ‘break’ your sexy bones with their submission techniques!

…I mean, Brie… don’t you want babies? How you gonna do that if Paige and AJ Lee make you look like Boxing Helena????

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GRANT BODY – P!!!

Apart from Nikki defeating AJ Lee… OHHHHHHH!! Nikki you need a goooooood f**k! I think Rusev should get in that pu$$y and include Lana…. that will REALLY F**K Cena up!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

…and to think… the divas had a decent time in the ring right there!

Sounds like Big Slow and Glenn have changed their tune! Now they think Seth deserved the beat down! They enjoyed it apparently… Well I can see Glenn enjoying it anyway!

OH NO! Mizdow has to make sure that The Miz wins the André The Giant Battle Royal… or he’s fired! Well if it was good enough for Austin, Jim Ross, Mick Foley, Bischoff, John Meningitis… it’s good enough for you Mizdow!

Well Mizdow didn’t help the Miz against Ryback… he can’t be fired for that surely??? It’s only if Miz loses the battle royal!

But he got dropped with the Skull Crushing Finale – BLAOW!!!! Come on Mizdow! If Austin stood up to McMahon and beat him up every week I can’t see what the problem is!

OOOOOH SH!T – John Cena vs Rusev – contract signing!!! You know Rusev is going through that table right???!!!!

Make up your mind jabronies – what you chanting? John Cena sucks? Or USA! USA! John Cena stepped out of the title picture  and you fools still chant Cena sucks? Well I suppose y’all keeping it real… come on guys get a stipulation on this sh!t!

Look at the kids in the audience!!!! They are emotional!!!! They want Cena to f**k up Rusev!!! Even I never thought it would come to this so I apologise to the IWC… I’m human like you… I still got more sense than you though!

Big up Cena! It’s no longer a contract signing! It’s a declaration of independence!!!! WROOOOOOY!

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Wait a minute… where Lana at? Is The Rock getting in that Putin??? Booker-T is upset! Crowd is upset! WE WANT LANA! This is INJUSTICE! Roman Reigns come down the stairs!

OH SNAP!!!! Rusev NEVER said that he was gonna defend his title against Cena!! There’s substantial evidence!!!!

MY GOD!!! Rusev has gone too far here! disrespecting generations of America! F**K it Cena – KICK HIS F**K!N @$$!!!!

Rusev signed the contract after running America down to the ground!!! WOW!!!! No way is this a simple wrestling match – F**K THAT!!!! Cena – you gotta go Extreme on his @$$! You think Rusev could talk to me about Jamaica Land We Love???? He’d be a DEAAAADDDDD Super athlete!

New Day are in effect!!! Natalya in all leather! YES!!!!!

Oh no that might be f**ked up… one of the USO brudda suffered a shoulder injury? He might miss big big WrestleMania? He can’t fight his best? BASTARD!

Dayuuum! Everybody walk out on Rollins! The Authority don’t wanna get kicked in their head! Stephanie must be thinking – ‘I’m just rubbing my t!tt!£$ like Simon Says!!!!’

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh my god…. OH MY GOD!!!!!! Brock Lesnar does not give a f**k!!!! Suddenly I’m gonna pray for Roman Reigns… I mean, I believe he can win… but we talking BRRRROCCCCK LESSSNARRR! Did you hear him? Contract or no contract, he gonna be the WWE Champion!

“I. WILL. F**K. UP. ROMAN REIGNS. THE END…” and leaves the set! Expect that line to sell on T-Shirts!!!! Either that or we gonna see memes of that sh!t!

It’s like Roman’s being trained by Paul Heyman! OBSERVE!

A LIE ME AH TELL???? GRANT BODY – P!!!

Big ups to Larry Zkysbzo! Hall Of Fame rude boy! Bruno Sammartino teach him to fight! That means he’s an official bad man!!! He stood up to the NWO in WCW!!! I give him props!

Oh snap! Heath Slater and Wack Ryder get TV time??? You know big Big WrestleMania soon come!

My Hero Mark Henry showed them how to do it! Dash everyone out the ring! THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!

BACKSIDE!!! LL Cool J gonna be at big BIG WrestleMania 31??? What’s he gonna perform? Mama Say Knock You Out? I Shot Ya? Ill Bomb? Or my personal favourite – 4,3,2,1???

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Why do WWE love cutting off Heyman’s mic? They don’t do that to the Miz?

Heyman says Brock is gonna give Roman a ‘prison beating’? That don’t sound good at all!!!! Now look what you’ve done Heyman! Talking too much sh!t has made Roman come down the stairs! You can’t tell Roman ‘you can’t’!!!

Big ups to JBL! Roman’s shirt might say ‘I Can, I Will’, but T-Shirts don’t win matches!!!

It’s a great message though… I Can, I Will… shout out to NAS!!!!

All Roman’s fam is gonna be at Big BIG WRESTLEMANIA! (Does that include Rikishi? The Rock???) It’s a wrap, no way am I bringing my family to watch me lose! F**K THAT!

Haha! R-Truth on that Shaggy ‘It Wasn’t Me’ sh!t with the Intercontinental Title! This 6 man tag match should be great, but I’m more interested in the outcome…

Shout out to STC’s Shadfather – my potna in crime on the STC From The UK show – he said the Intercontinental Title is cursed – IT IS! I compare it to the Soul Edge sword – that sword turns people mad and sh!t to whoever wields it!

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Even Triple Teef & Stephanie are having none of it from Seth Rollins! Why do suddenly I think all this is a set up to make Randall think yeah – I’m gonna f**k him up again, but all that time the Authority had his back all along, only for Sting to appear from the rafters with his baseball bat and f**ks up everything! Now THAT would be Mark-Out Worthy!

Obviously after last week, Bray Wyatt hasn’t watched the news! Let me tell you in Brock Lesnar language:

UN.DER.TAY.KER. WILL. F**K. UP. BRAY.WYATT. THE END!

Oh no! Next week on Raw, not only is Brock and Reigns gonna ketch-up face to face, but Snoop Dogg is gonna be in the hiz-house??? You know the divas will make sure their pu$$!£$ are clean for next week!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ok it’s only Seth & Randall in the ring now!

Or maybe not! I KNEW IT!!!!! The Authority tricked Randall – but they didn’t fool the Infamous Informer!!!! Has Triple got his hammer???

Oh my days they gonna rush him…. WAIT A MINUTE! The crow sounded!!! STING IN AH DE RING WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT! BEAT DOWN THE AUTHORITY! THREW HIS COAT AFTER TRIPLE! Randall Orton! RKO’in muthaf***az!!! OH SNAP!! TRIPLE IS BEX!!!

Big ups to Jim Johnston – I wasn’t with Sting’s theme originally, but listen to it good… that is some Mortal Kombat last boss sh!t right there!!!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1137, March 9, 2015!!!

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The Infamous Informer

I have a question for y’all, If Biggie Smalls was alive, do you think he would have appeared on WWE? Do you think he would have performed at a RAW or WrestleMania??? I say he would have. People say that if Big & Pac were alive, we wouldn’t have guys like Wiz Khalifa, who IS performing, that’s the part where I take my essential toilet break… unless of course he gets interrupted by BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, and if Khalifa gets BUSS ARSE, I will……LAAAAAAAUGGGH!!!!!

Biggie Smalls Is Da Illest! RAW #1137, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe Authority are proud of Randall Keith Orton!!!! Little do they know that Randall is playing them all!!! B!TCHES!!!

Listen to the Authority d!ck riding Randall!!! See Randall is like that dude – Agito Makashima… don’t know who he is? He’s the DON in the Guyver Anime Series! GUYVER III MUTHAF***A!

GUYVER 3Randall is gonna go all the way with this!!!!! Just like an undercover cop!!!!

Oh snap! Randall’s putting the Authority on BLAST!!!! It’s true – they are supposed to be OFFICIAL bad mans!!! They are acting like b!tches!!!!

Remember just a few years back you jabronies were saying Randy Boreton??? Remember that???? Now you cheer him…. Who’s changed???? HA! EXPOSED!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

They got that first segment done in just under 15 minutes! Very good!!!!

What the hell is Stardust doing with the IC Title??? Damn the IC title is getting f**ked like Suzette!!!! (Who’s Suzette???) I don’t know… ask GZA!!!! (Wu-Tang fans know what I did there!)

See that’s why me nah support Wade Barrett again, lost to Danny Bryan, he can’t tek di pressure… hits the bullhammer on Danny while he was celebrating… little biatch… next minute Dean F**k!ng Ambrose comes out and claps down Barrett!!! Haha!!!!

Doesn’t look like Goldust vs Stardust is running at WrestleMania at all… that’s cool with me still… I can ride to that! Goldust in the Battle Royal maybe? Stardust in the ladder match? No problems here!

Er Stardust… leaving the IC Title on the ring post doesn’t sound too smart!

What I wanna know is, how come Wade Barrett hasn’t come for his title???? What is he a sissy???? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh here he is! Wade tryna beat on Ambrose, but he’s brought Ziggler, Harper, Danny and Stardust in the brawl!

I love this IC storyline!!!! Now we got 7 cats fighting over the IC title! But R-Truth is a clever muthaf***a! Wade Barrett getting bex with Truth because he got the title… So Truth is like – here, now stop your noise! Barrett retreating up the stairs only to find out he got the toy belt! That time Truth run gone with the real title! OH LAWWWWD!!!!

Big ups to Connor The Crusher! It’s funny, we the fans were talking about Connor getting inducted, (he beat Triple TEEF!!!!) Not only is he inducted, he gets the Ultimate Warrior award! THAT IS DAN!!!!

Connor beat Triple TEEF

You think about it, not many have beat Triple because he uses the hammer! But Connor did it! RESPECT!

Oh no…. pay attention, Paul Heyman is here!!!! OHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!T! He got a video for us!

What a nice man… Heyman shows us a look at Roman Reigns and his career….

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! Paul Heyman might have out done himself from last weeks promo!!! He broke the mic again!!! He even hinted that Brock will UNIFY the UFC and WWE title!!! Can he do that??? BACKSIDE! Now the title no longer belongs to WWE? And if WWE tries a screwjob move or sends Seth Rollins to cash his cheque…. Somebody Gotta Die! If I Go, YOU GOTTA GO!!!

 

BACKFOOT! Erick Rowan won a match!!!!! only because Big Show hit the Sean P on Glenn…. That ain’t the issue hold up…

Now look what you two have done… you sent Stephanie’s sexy @$$ out here…. oh hang on that’s a good thing!

Yes – you two jabronies need to fix up – Stephanie – just give the man back his mask if you want him to be a don again… stop this Sunday School Trousers crap!

Look at the state of Wiz Khalifa??? Him nah dress proper! Hang on – look at Wizdow! He has ‘TGOD’ written on his hoodie? WTF does ‘T’ stand for??? If I find out it is a shot at Wu-Tang’s U-God….

STC WRESTLEMANIA 31 SIGN BDSIRSo while Wiz Khalifa chats his nonsense wearing a John Cena shirt walking round with sh!t locks… let the Infamous Informer entertain you with a proper tune, since we are celebrating Biggie’s life right now…

OH MY GOD!!! Summer Rae & Eva Marie dep pon mi telly??!!!! Let me pay attention… let me see if All Red Everything has improved her fighting style…

Oh – it’s a singles competition??? Ah sh!t!!!!

Right AJ Lee won – enough of that sh!t… now Sting explains why he wants to f**k up Triple Teef…

Well I can’t lie, during the Monday Night Wars and the attitude era, WCW was losing the war… who was WWF champion for the majority of that time? TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! He used the hammer! I told you that man is NO GOOD! Amy Winehouse warned yo @$$!

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Bless Curtis Axel! He’s after the US title at Big Big WrestleMania???? I say let him through! The crowd love him!

He’s like a glorified jobber – I’m not sure if Hulk Hogan or Mr Perfect will like what they are seeing here… oh well… no WrestleMania for Curtis Axel…. hey – maybe he will win the Battle Royal???

Well Cena did warn Rusev that if he talks sh!t about America, Cena gonna f**k him up….

…and he did using the STF super move! I smell an I QUIT match or some sort of submission match… look at Cena’s face when Lana accepted the challenge? BACKSIDE!!!! That ain’t heroic at all! It’s like Spiderman in the venom outfit!!!

Do I smell a Fatal 4 Way tag team championship match at WrestleMania as well? Cesaro/Kidd Vs Usos Vs New Day Vs.. the Ascension maybe? I hope so… I can ride to that! Everyone must decorate the kitchen table!

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!WHAAAAAAAAT!!! Naomi Vs Natalya right now???? Ok where’s the cocoa butter….

THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!! Naomi win again!!! Dayuuum I am fixing my trousers right now! Oh hang on what is this Los Jobberdore nonsense…Ok let me rephrase my vision – I smell a tag team turmoil match at WrestleMania…

While that’s on I’m gonna take a look at Ani James on babestation… she’s so fine – she makes my eyes roll into the back of my head!

We got 14,107 chanting that muthaf***a’s name… I just wanna line em all up and throw those d!ckhead wrestling fans in the concentration camps, Grant Hitler on they @$$!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hmph! Here comes that outta order & bright Wyatt, he doesn’t watch the news! F**k!n with Undertaker is like throwing yourself head first in the grave and calling for the people to dig in the dirt!

14,107 with their iPhone lit up, you guys gonna get buss arse!

You see what happen when you f**k around with the urn? The powers come out, lights go out, all you see is lightning, the bell tolls, suddenly Sister Abigail’s armchair appears, all you hear is the Don’s voice… YOU WILL, REST IN PEACE!!!! But Wyatt seems to be laughing about it! The rocking chair bunn up! Wyatt goose cook! And he don’t even know it!!!!

I don’t think it’s worth talking about the handicap match between Roman Reigns and Seth/Randall… what I can say is this… NOW they are building that WrestleMania flava!

How dumb is Seth Rollins! Randall told him straight – he was gonna f**k him up… and that’s exactly what he did! Seth goes for the tag – Randall put his middle fingers up!!! Did he just do that? I think he did! Then the voices in his head chat to him, and told him to F**k up Seth Rollins! Destroyed him from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST! Vicious chair shots! a DDT into the concrete floor! sets up announce table, measures Rollins, RKO – BLAOW!!!!!!

The question remains – why didn’t Stephanie come out to stop this one? She did when it came to Big Show & Glenn! Oh that’s right… she remembered what happened in 2009!!!! Yep – best to stay out of Randall’s way when the voices chat to him!

THEY SAY, THAT WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS… THEY’RE RIGHT!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1136, March 2, 2015!!!

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I wanna give a shout out to my Facebook friend Lesley Steelergirl a.k.a. WuSteelah for tagging me in the House Party 90s mix on my Facebook page… back then, you needed to learn to dance. No holding a beer and acting a fool to these classics!!!

Before I move on let me put y’all wrestling jabronies at ease. Jon Stewart is NOT gonna fight Seth Rollins at WrestleMania…dunno where y’all got the idea from fool!

Plus: #FCUKDIRTSHEETS! They are the devil. They are designed to make you moan and b!tch over WrestleMania.

Plus: Quit all this Brock Lesnar talk. It is all swerves (probably by WWE themselves to make you take your mind off the main event and show how gullible you are.

With all that said…Let’s do this sh!t! RAW #1136, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ14,781 cats on deck this week!!!! New Jersey represent!!!

See Seth Rollins be talking sh!t about beating down Jon Stewart… INJUSTICE!!! Roman Reigns must come down the stairs!!!! All the ladies trying to touch him up, hoping to grope his front!!!! (Nicola Box I see you!!!)

Ha ha Don’t give me joke Rollins! You would what? Out rap Wiz Khalifa??? You probably can! Wiz Khalifa is WACK!!!

WTF? Am I hearing CM P**K chants in the building???? Ok all 14,781 of you are all B!TCHES!!!!

…and Dean F**k!n Ambrose is still walking round with the Intercontinental Title!!!! I wonder, did he put it in the fridge at home??? Wade Barrett – what sort of champ are you if you can’t look after your tingz? You can’t even handle Alicia Fox, let alone title!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I know Seth did not tell Randall that he can out wrestle ANYONE on the WWE roster….. Right calling it now – Randall wins at WrestleMania by simply – out wrestling Rollins… Rollins could possibly cash his cheque for real!

Looks like the trend #GiveTruthAChance has worked! R-Truth is now in the Intercontinental Ladder Match at WrestleMania! This match right here, I can’t call, and that’s how I like my WrestleMania matches…

Sounds like Luke Harper wants in!!! He took off with the Intercontinental title!!! He can’t do that!!! And Shadfather, that is not a distraction roll up… they must have listened to you man! Ambrose took advantage of the distraction, Dirty Deeds to Barrett – BLAOW!!!

OH SNAP!!!!! Sandow just shut the Miz down!!! The Miz stars in the latest commercial – Niagra! You know what that is? A product that helps erectile dysfunction! Oh my days – shamed in front of Summer Rae, Paige, Cameron and others!!!! That ain’t PG surely!!!! Maryse can you confirm this???? The Miz can’t put in work????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ha! The New face of fear???? I don’t fear that fool with a lantern??? I don’t follow the buzzards??? I’m not down with that sh!t!

I like Wyatt’s leather jacket though! Watch da ryde – this is gonna be a casket match…. remember I told ya…

So is that how it goes down? You gonna set the casket on fire??? If you ask me Undertaker’s making you look like a fool right now! He’s just ignoring yo’ @$$! You’re playing yourself homie! It’s like Jay-Z responding to all these other idiots… you only get half a bar…. F**K Y’ALL N!&&@$!

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I was wondering when this match was gonna happen….Usos & Naomi Vs Cesaro/Tyson & Natalya!!!!

John Cena has gone on record and said that Cesaro is underrated….interesting!

Why would Tyson Kidd tag in his injured wife? That wasn’t very smart! My girl Naomi gets the win – that’s what’s up!!!!

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Whoa Whoa Whoa wait a minute – Cena – you can’t enter the André The Giant Battle Royal???? Oh boy the Anti-Cenation ain’t gonna like that! Even Stephanie thought – has this man watched the news??? Holy sh!t Stephanie just put Cena on blast and the fans love it!!!!! Now AxelMania wants in the battle royal? WHOA!!! He could win! Crowd chanting AxelMania! Maybe Axel not being in the Rumble, must have been a blessing! Oh snap – Curtis Axel ripped his shirt!!! I wonder what Hogan must be thinking? Cena has warned Axel… he’s gonna f**k him up! Or to put it in Wrestling nerd terms, he’s gonna ‘bury’ Axel!!! I’d never thought I’d say this but…COME ON AXEL!!!! This could be a Cena/Angle moment from 2002!

GOD DAMNIT!!!! Axel you couldn’t do better than that????

Hold up – Rusev is here! Will he change his mind about challenging Cena??? Uh oh don’t chant USA-USA-USA! Now look what you 14,781 jabronies have done… Rusev says NO!

Just for the record, The WrestleMania theme tune is WACK!!!! David Guetta f**kouttahere!

But now time for Triple Teef to say his usual ‘I am the game-errrr…’ ‘Sting is not ready-errrrr…’ ‘ it took him 14 years – errrrrr!!!!’GRANT BODY THRONE - P

Uh-oh, what does Triple want with Booker-T? Oh man Wrestlemania XIX… brings back horrible memories….

OH SH!T!!!!! Triple put the IWC on blast again!!! MAXIMUM POINTS TRIPLE! Don’t ruin it now….

MUTHAF***A…. He fired Booker-T???? The day after his birthday? THAT’S F**KED UP…

Thank god Triple was f**k!n with Booker…. you get your points back…

Divas title jump off!!!! Paige Vs Nikki Bella…. still backing the full-bodied gold digger here!

I mean, look at Nikki’s skin tone… I don’t understand how you guys love Paige? Milk of Magnesia NO THANK YOU!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Dayum Nikki pulled off the Alabama Slam? Nikki gets maximum props from me, I think… spinebuster???? Seriously I think Nikki’s wrestling skills have surpassed that of Brie!

TEEEEEEEEEF!! Paige had the match won! She had the PTO submission super move! Brie Bella putting the boots on Paige! Next minute AJ Lee comes out!!!! She still got beef with the Bellas! WROOOOY! 14,781 on their feet! Chanting CM P**K…. Ok I’m DUN. NEW JERSEY YOU ARE DICK-RIDING B!TCHES. Get em Vince…..

OH NO NOT THE DAILY SHOW WITH SETH ROLLINS?!!! This is bound to be funny!

Thank you stupid stream, I missed half that sh!t… but Jon Stewart is here! I pay £9.99 for this WWE Network – why can’t they put RAW on there???

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Damn First Stephanie, now Jon Stewart put Seth Rollins on BLAST! Told him about himself! That he’s wack! He doesn’t earn sh!t like Bruno, Gorilla Monsoon, Undertaker! The Money Inna Bank briefcase – he didn’t earn that sh!t! WHOA!!! Rollins can’t take the pressure! tries to beat him up… but he kicks him in his tools! Jon Stewart hung out with the Wu-Tang Clan… He ain’t sweating no Rollins!

So basically this Intercontinental storyline… the guys involved are in turn stealing Barrett’s title… looks like Danny might want in as well…. but silence… the latest HOF inductee…

Madusa Alundra Blayze

Dayum Alundra/Madusa! I have a weakness for legs… see? Vincent Kennedy is a forgiving man, she dashed the women’s title in the bin at WCW and still inducted her… he’s a good man!

51 years old…. I’d still hit that!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Paul Heyman – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!!! Lesnar rumours SHUT DOWN ONE TIME – See that’s why I can’t stand wrestling fans because like Triple H said – y’all think you know everything but really you don’t know SH!T!!!!

Paul’s promo was so don, that the mic died 3 times over…. why doesn’t Heyman get nominated for best mic skills? Sorry Bray, you can’t test him!

Paul brought up that word again – EMASCULATED!!!! I don’t think Roman Reigns is like John Cena at Summerslam! He ain’t gonna let Lesnar suplex him 16 times!

…and as usual, Seth Rollins is here taking on Roman Reigns, Rollins got his peoples behind him… so TEEF! OH SNAP!!! Randall Teef Orton is here!!!! Who the viper gonna strike first?

Randall is just relaxing over the other side of the ring! Without a care in the world like – I’m just here to read the comments on some Michael Jackson popcorn sh!t…

Or maybe not! Randall cost Reigns the match! But that only angered Reigns as he took the whole authority! Spears left and right! Haters admitting that was a good spear… that’s because you were supporting Reigns in the beginning in the Shield days you fickle dickhead!

Notice – Reigns destroyed everyone except Orton… Orton is like – All the pieces are in place and it’s my game… because that’s what it is!

Stars of this week – Stephanie, Jon Stewart and Paul Heyman…. the way they put their targets on blast was incredible….

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Monday Night Raw #1135, February 23, 2015!!!

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Have you lot finished b!tching? There is nothing you can do now… WWE will not be pu$$y whipped by you fans! Roman Reigns is fighting Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania and THAT’S THAT. If he had a great match against Danny Bryan at the Fast Lane joint, and Danny gave him props, and you still boo, then YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!

As you may have guessed, The Infamous Informer has recovered and is out of hospital…and he’s even more outrageous and outspoken more than ever, tells it like it is and too bad if you don’t like it!

Let’s do this sh!t! RAW #1135, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZNo Authority start-up? I was looking forward to all that ‘I am the Game-errrrrr’…. I’m the WWF Champion-errrr!’ But we get Randall!!! The voices in his head chat to him and dem say – You must kick Seth Rollins in his head!!!

Yes Randall! No 20 minute sh!t… got to the point… Seth Rollins – come and get buss arse!!! Er wait a minute – The Authority? Oh no we are gonna get that speech!!! NO!!!!! But that Stephanie though….Look at her dress!!!! Triple make sure you do what I WOULD DO!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I do like when the crowd boo for the RIGHT reasons… Boo the Big Show yes! “I’m tryna talk here!!!” yeah whatever Big Show – SHUDDUP!

Stephanie tells Randy to look her in her eyes…. I’m glad she told him that than me! I’d be fixing my trousers right now!

Randall is giving me joke here! So he looks her in her eyes, she talks about what the voices in his head said to him back in 2009… don’t remember? Check this out!

…and Randall’s smiling about it!!!! OH SH!T! He must have thought about kissing Stephanie…surely!
Randall & Triple TEEF look like they wanna fight each other again at Summerslams and sh!t!
Oh no! Bad News for Barrett? Dean Ambrose running round with his Intercontinental belt? He can’t do that!!!!

I hate Ziggler, and I hate Barrett… y’all know the Hashtag – #WhoeverLosesIWin!
Y’all know the other hashtag #GiveTruthAChance – at the Intercontinental title… yes! Make it trend! And get this hashtag out there too – #BlackWrestlersMatter!

So that’s what the beef between Sting & Triple was all about… that DX tried to invade WCW back in 98? Damn this Sting N!**@ knows how to hold a grudge!!!

So w’happen… Randall decides to rejoin the Authority??? He’s gonna team up with Rollins? HA! The voices ain’t gonna like that!

Good to see the Primetime Players back in the game… thank goodness, I hope they get that gold but bwoy, the Tag Team game is fierce though… Uso brudda killing em, Team Technician (Cesaro & Tyson Kidd) killin em, The New Day…. Er…. OH SNAP – The Primetime Players beat the Ascension!!!! LAWWWD! Oh dear you don’t beat these illuminati puppets! They will make you suffer for that sh!t!

Ohhh Danny! Why did you interrupt Roman??? Roman was gonna put the doubters on blast!

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Danny came out and gave Roman even more props! Now I know it’s you fools with the problem! I’m backing Reigns all the way… I hope he wins that title, and when he does…. I would say you can hate me… but you hate yourselves!!! Yes you hate the way you look, you hate how you can’t leave your basement, you hate how women are more interested in watching 50 Shades of Grey then f**k!n with your fat @$$, they would rather have an orgy in the cinema, play with their pum-pum than let your stanking @$$ touch them…. I see it all now!

RECORD SKIP!!! PAUL HEYMAN??? Oh no…. you know this dude likes to twist up sh!t with his award-winning words!

…and Paul Heyman gives him props!!! GOOD LORD you fans are beneath me now!!!! F**KOUTTAHERE!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

“Only a fool would say – you’re not the one!”
 OH SH!T!!!! The Infamous Informer got Paul Heyman and Danny Bryan on his side! HAHAHAHA!!!!

#WhoeverLosesIWin!

WHOA!! Sammartino Vs Reigns in 1975 – Reigns would beat him??? Ok hold on Heyman has admitted to lying here!

Hogan Vs André Vs Reigns in 1987?

Reigns Vs Stone Cold Steve Austin 1998? WHAT???? So what you saying Heyman? Reigns badder than The Rock? HBK? WHOA!!!

Reigns Vs The Rock 1999? No way! I’m scratching my head top here!

Reigns Vs Triple in 2000????? Nah Triple is too TEEF – he uses the hammer!

Reigns Vs Cena currently? Ok that’s realistic!

Heyman’s money was on Reigns at the Rumble??? Ok that’s realistic too! True say he might have read 100 dirt sheets saying the same sh!t!

Even Roman Reigns is like ‘A Wha de???’

I think Heyman’s promo only motivated Reigns! I saw nothing wrong with that promo reply by Reigns! WROOOOY I’m looking forward to this match… YOU FOOLS NEED TO WAKE UP!!!

Three women at once…. Naomi, Lillian, and Natalya… THIS IS NOT FAIR TO THE PENIS!

Forget the match – let’s talk about this in Total Divas terms… Naomi helped rebuild the marriage between Tyson & Natalya, but Natalya diss Naomi by helping her man take the tag titles from the Usos? DISRESPECT!!!!

You see what happen when you TEEF Natalya? Match ends in DQ… goddamnit!

MUTHAF*** – this guy done f**ked up now! Bray is calling Undertaker soft… and now, he wants to claim GRANT - BODY - PUndertaker’s soul??? Has he lost his god damn mind? Undertaker has f**ked up people of your calibre Wyatt! What are you, some wannabe f**ked up butcher killer? You think Undertaker is afraid of YOU??? He INVENTED FEAR! Can you teleport? NO! Can you bring sorcery at will? NO! You get bright because you beat Kane? With help of your fam? HA! Undertaker is gonna f**k YOU UP BRAY!

Sorry I went on a marking out moment!

Shout out to STC admin and my BDSIR Broadcast partna – Shadfather – that Goldust appearance caused a distraction submission! It wasn’t a roll up! Stardust bex because the crowd chanted Cody!!! HAHAHA!

Cena talks his sh!t, now Lana & Rusev come out and talk their sh!t…. the crowd are like – USA! USA! USA! Go on Lana… tell them to SHUT-TUP….get my D-hard…

“SHUT-TUP!”

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Now to tear that blouse off like my name is the chojin!!!!

WHOA! Yo Cena I think you should admit that Rusev and Russia is better than Cena & America… because Rusev beat you… you supposed to be the DON in WWE, and Rusev beat you… plus my good friend Gangrel teach Rusev to fight! You can’t defeat him!

OH SNAP! Cena wants a rematch at big BIG WrestleMania! Rusev says HELL NO! F**K THAT! How about I drop the Russian flag on your b!tch @$$!!!

Notice – Triple TEEF hasn’t said a single word on RAW this week?! You ain’t Sting muthaf***a!!!

Talking of Sting, they just showed his profile on how Sting was the DON in WCW… Wrestling nerds don’t expect WWE to show his TNA sh!t… don’t be daft! Is that Cheetos I smell on your breath? Wash your mouth muthaf***a!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Has Nikki had more of a tan than Brie??? Oh sh!t the match dun already??? Oh well… cheque please!

Big up the Bushwackers! 2015 Hall of Fame!!! I love these muthaf***az!!!! That walk though! Get thrown out the Royal Rumble and still walking crazy! 26 Championships and still walking crazy!

Curtis Axel has been in the Royal Rumble for 29 Days, 26 minutes and 14 seconds! WOW!!! Y’all getting your money’s worth right?! Is this gonna be Royal Rumble by the numbers next year? Are you an #AxelManiac??? Ha! I’m not! I love my food, and so does Ryback!

Wow Axel as a #AxelMania sign on his brief!!! HAHA!!! Nice touch! Come on girls! Get to wearing that sh!t on your @$$ so I can slap it two times!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Where’s Jon Stewart going??? He don’t want none of Seth Rollins??? Is he insane??? He’s as bad as Wayne Rooney talking sh!t about Wade Barrett, at least they not as bad as Bray Wyatt who seriously needs to be sectioned!

Why are Glenn & Big Show dressed like they gonna fight? That’s right – they gonna TEEF!

Seems like Randall is working with the Authority well!!! Randall is a snake Seth!!!! I gave you fair warning – BEWARE! Shout out to Big Pun!!!

Who’s that dickhead chanting ‘You Can’t Wrestle’ at Roman Reigns? Well THE GRANT SAYS – YOU GOT NO BARS! So shut your b!tch @$$ up!

Check the science – Seth tags himself in, Randall gets bex!!!!

Danny tags himself in, Roman laughs it off!!!

Only because he knows he’s going to WrestleMania and he got nothing to lose!

Man… I thought Randall was gonna listen to the voices in his head… maybe he is! They’re probably saying…. Wait Randall… pick your spot…not now… we got from now til WrestleMania to get him!!!!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1133, February 9, 2015!!!

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I just wanna take this time to thank Gangrel in an exclusive interview this past weekend. The guy is a don, real down to earth… and he’s STILL GOT IT!!! If anything, his fighting skills have improved! Big ups to PWL for such an EPIC show. You guys are killing it for the 2015!!!!

Look out for the exclusive interview on BDSIR NETWORK STC From The UK This Weekend!

Now lets turn our attention to these jabronies who say they won’t watch WWE but still tune in like the fools that they are!

Jamaican Jerk Pot Noodle in hand…Ani James on babestation. let’s do this!! RAW #1133!!! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf-propa-tingzOk Roman Reigns is gonna speak…. take it easy on the kid…. like you could do better b!atch!

Haha Danny is truly killing me this week! First Total Divas now this! He says when it comes to looks he and Reigns are even… Even Reigns had to laugh! Oh no what’s the Authority doing here??? What’s up Stephanie baby girl!

Stephanie you fine but what sort of stupidness are you talking??? How are you gonna cuss Danny for putting Kane in a casket – B!TCH – you booked the match in the first place you dumb rarse! That’s the idea fool! Even Danny said that’s nothing compared to what Triple did (referring to having sex with a corpse named Katie Vick)… Stephanie – no one is exempt –

Kane & Big Show team up? Damn are we in the year 2005/06???? I wished it was that year to be honest!!! I’ve noticed that on the WWE Network for Free this month (for me that is) I watch more matches from the Ruthless Aggression era. So under appreciated….

I didn’t realise Triple Teef and Stephanie were at ringside – TEEEEEEEEF!!! They don’t care for disqualifications! They wanted Big Show & Kane to brukk Reigns & Danny up…

Oh hang on – that’s the REAL PLAN – to have Danny & Reigns implode… Danny accidentally kicked Reigns in his ‘money maker’ so to speak… and Triple & Steph like it! Now they say they gotta fight again… this time against the whole authority (J&J, Big Show, Kane, Rollins)… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!

Oh wait a minute… didn’t Triple call Sting out to answer the Fast Lane request???? Keep that in mind people!

WHAT? Another DQ? Seth Rollins you are a PU$$Y! can’t handle Ryback so your pu$$yclart friends have to come in and teef… Randall where you at fool?

Sheamus is looking to return to the dance!!!! That’s what’s up!!!!!

Now it’s about Paige Vs Brie Bella… come on Brie!!!! Where’s Nikki at? You two got the spray cans again? LET’S DO THIS!

Great wrestling skills by Brie! Figure 4 Leg lock on the head of Paige! Danny taught you well! So I guess Danny was shooting blanks??? (Refer to my Total Divas blog this week!)

Take notes – Paige knocked Brie into Nikki in that contest, took advantage and got the win… I’m calling it now – Brie Vs Nikki for divas title… I’m convinced Brie is staying closer to her ‘enemy’!!!!

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I’m so surprised that the US Title is on the line here… which has already gave me my judgment on this match… I like how they demonstrated the video how Cena took all that beating in over a decade… that ain’t sh!t! Try over TWO decades with the Undertaker… f**k that – what about a career spanning generations in Ric Flair N!&&@!!!

I don’t get it – why is Cena referred to as an old man??? How old is this dude – 37? Ok Triple is in his 40s, The Rock – in his 40s, even CM B!tch @$$ is around the same age as Cena… Goldust in his 40s…Brock Lesnar – in his late 30s – all these guys are STILL KILLIN IT! Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker – were both in their 40s at WrestleMania 25 – they got match of the year…. but John Cena is old????

It’s like Hip Hop – the best artists today are in their 40s… approaching 50 even! To say Cena is ‘too old’ you are as retarded as The Game! Took a shot at Jay-Z in the One Blood track, Yet no one cares about The Game no more…. the war to be a rap legend ended a long time ago fool!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Wait – Bray Wyatt is in the ring… destroy the battyman Ziggler… then start your cryptic sh!t grant-body-pbecause I am mad interested this time…

Mike Cole: Ziggler… his attitude is infectious…

JAY-BEE: I never thought that…

YES JAY-BEE! I don’t wanna shake my @$$! I don’t want spaghetti head top! I love women! BIG UP!!!

They continue the commentary..talking about – Bray Wyatt is so charismatic and has all these followers… I’m telling you this build up to the match with the Don of Dons is blodclart exciting! Dude hasn’t even arrived yet!

YES!!! THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!!! He brukk up Ziggler! That clothesline though – BLAOW!!!! There’s your hero IWC! YES WYATT!

OHHHHH SH!T!!! Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman are gonna speak their piece like Common/Notorious B.I.G.!!! I dunno, wouldn’t it be better to LOSE the match at Fast Lane??? I keep thinking of the 16 suplexes to Cena’s back bone…

OH SNAP!!! Paul Heyman is on that Bryan Williams sh!t!!!! This sermon is about LYING!!!! Breaking down how Roman Reigns and Danny Bryan are lying through their teeth!

Interesting: mixed crowd response when Heyman asks – is Danny the 1 to beat the 1 in 21-1??? I thought that’s who you’re backing to win??? You fickle fools!!!!

Improving on the New Day’s entrance… it’s awkward to watch them after the issues the BDSIR Network Perfect Plex Radio have with them… and I love these guys… Not to worry, they up against Gold/StarDust and all is not well between them two..

Dayuuum StarDust thought – f**k it – me garne!!!! All because Goldust called him – ‘Cody’… come on weirdos?!!!

MUTHAF**K!!!! that’s how to mark the f**k out!!!! Triple dared to call Sting out… does he know who he’s dealing with???? Turn out the lights! Hear the sound of the crow! Sightings of ‘Sting’ in the crowd! A flash of ‘Sting’ in the ring! Causing Triple to drop on his @$$! Titan tron f**k!n up Triple’s face before replying… I ACCEPT!!! And to think… Sting & the Undertaker could be at WrestleMania 31 but in separate matches…. OH LAWWWD!

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Talking of OH LAWWWWD… look at Naomi’s attire! Excuse me for a moment I have a problem in my pants….

GRANT BODY – P!!!

The Usos may have lost the match to Cesaro & Tyson Kidd, but to see their dad Rikishi officially inducted in the Hall of Fame…. none of that sh!t mattered!! Big ups to Rikishi!!! Yes he smashed it! We all loved it, especially when he did it for The Rock… and apart from that and Undertaker throwing dude off the cell… this was my favourite Rikishi moment right here:

I mean, you look at the elements, The Rock, Trish Stratus, Vincent Kennedy then Rikishi…. that sh!t had me rolling for weeks after that!

Dayuuum that Miz is a B!TCH isn’t he! Ordering Mizdow around like that and sh!t… Trust me – the day will come when Mizdow will F**K HIM UP!

…and last time I check, it was Ric Flair N!&&@ who made the figure 4 leg lock famous… not your b!tch @$$ Miz!!!! I feel as though the Infamous Informer of old is returning! You know the guy who cusses the wrestlers and… hold on Bray Wyatt is on!

Talking all this ‘death’ sh!t!!!! Here’s another muthaf***a who doesn’t know who he’s dealing with!!!! I have evidence that Bray Wyatt don’t want it with the Don of Dons!!!

Meanwhile Curtis wants this to trend on his twitter #AxelMania… F**KOUTTAHERE!!!! Dean Ambrose knock some sense into this fool!

Oh sh!t!!!! Now Barrett has BNZ!!! And he shut down Kim Kardashian! Let’s be real – I used to fancy that b!tch until Kanye started f**k!n with her… I wonder what Ric Flair thinks about this???

ric-flair-kardashianShout out to @kingvaughnjr720 for that one!!! She could be simply paying homage! After all she was at WrestleMania 24… the same Wrestlemania where Ric Flair ended his career!

Now thanks to my stupid laptop freezing up and crashing like that I have no idea what happened in the 5 Vs 2 Main event… what I do know is two things: One – I’m not going to WWE.Com to find out, and Two, When I rebooted my system I saw Roman Reigns spear the sh!t out of Danny Bryan… Well it’s a case of ‘Fast Lane’, we have a problem….

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SmackDown Live: January 29, 2015

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“Say Hello to the Bad Guy, they say I am the Bad Guy, I come from the bottom, but now I’m mad fly, they say I’m a menace that’s the picture they paint, they say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain’t!!!”

WWE: Make it happen. Make this the new theme for Roman Reigns. All he did was win the Royal Rumble and muthaf***az are crying like the true B!TCHES that they are. Shame about Danny, I’m glad it wasn’t Ziggler with his half-queer @$$… you mean to tell me that if three-man are beating down one man, you as a family member, would not help out your flesh and blood? You fans are OFFICIAL JABRONIES… OK! GET OVER IT! Roman Reigns is ready for the war against BRRRROCK LESSNAR… Oh I get it, YOU want to be the World Wrestling Federation Champion! YOU want to main event WrestleMania!!! Ha! You see what listening to a b!tch who sits down crosses his legs and begs for ice creams does to ya? MAN UP, AND SHUDDUP!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

The Blizzard shut Raw down, but it ain’t laying the SMACKDOWN! LETS DO THIS! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwe-smackdown-logo-20154Welcome to Monday Night Raw???? Er Triple???? Is Stephanie’s pu$$y playing tricks on you???!!!

Damn! Triple talking ‘balls’ on a PG show!!!!! Superbowl put on BLAST!!!

I like how Triple mentions the Rumble, crowd booing then he switches up to the Triple Threat Match… big ups to WWE for putting Seth Rollins in the equation.

Wait a minute – Triple gonna make an announcement that will end the controversy??? Shake the WWE to its core???? UH-OHHHHH!!! suddenly Monday seems so far away! You know I’m supposed to be somewhere first thing in the morning?? Well f**k that – I’m staying up – I’m gonna be a Wu-soldier! Raw, plus the interview with Austin & Triple? Sorry – that’s UNMISSABLE TV!

WTF – Vincent Kennedy in the hiz-house as well???? Now I’m thinking – Roman Reigns winning was BEST FOR BUSINESS!!! Those chanting Roman Sucks – well you paid your money, that’s how you feel but you’re missing the point! D!CKHEAD!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

That’s an interesting submission by Big Show… can’t say I’ve seen that before!!! A standing single leg boston crab? Vincent Kennedy is here – remember Big Show you gotta make him look strong!!!

Big Show with the chokeslam to Roman Reigns! I suppose you fools are gonna start posting ‘Reigns kick out at 2′ memes aren’t you IWC b!tches!!!!

Vincent Kennedy just showed up to tell us that my WWE Network is FREE throughout February! Er I got the email thank you! But it was great to hear your voice! He could have done the power walk – come on!!! He shut down the IWC protest!!!

BIG UP ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER!!! Newest inductee in the WWE Hall Of Fame!! I see y’all hating again… it’s the celebrity wing muthaf***a! Do you want Arnold to brukk you up like he did Triple???

Shout out to Seth Rollins – he lost in the triple threat match and STILL feels good about it? I admire his positivity… issues an open challenge – and Ryback wants to test him? So does Erick Rowan and Dolph Ziggler it seems!!! Well Rollins, you said – open challenge.. if you’re so good – why don’t you test all three guys? (remind me to set up a stable for these three on WWE2K15…)

Damn Kane is on his devil’s favourite demon self! Er you forgot your mask Kane!!!! Are you gonna set Danny on fire if you put him in the box????

I see the WrestleMania 31 sign… so you know Jey Uso & Tyson Kidd must fight their best!!!! Natalya and Naomi in each corner… OHHHHHHHH!!!! Naomi.. I gotta song for you, and it goes a lil’ something like this…

Damn Rusev gets more time on the mic than Lana???? That’s not cool!!!! SHUT-TUP!!!!! Oh here’s Cena…. all is well!

SHOTGUN by Cena! “I was US champion before you had pubes and you had boobs!!!!” Cena is killing Rusev & Lana!!!

You mean to tell me Rusev ain’t stepping up after he was talking sh!t!!! But Rusev is undefeated! He’s 69 and HO!

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I’m sorry Rusev but I smell something… you smell something man??? I smell… I smell… I SMELL PUTIN!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Fast Lane jump off – Nikki Bella Vs Paige for the Divas title! WHOA!!! That says to me something special is brewing

for the divas for WrestleMania! How are the Bellas gonna cuss Paige about her skin tone? That’s MY JOB!

Even the Ascension’s promos are reminiscent of the Legion Of Doom! The question remains – does Animal from the LOD/Road Warriors have one last mean clothesline left in him???

What was all that about from Mr Wyatt??? What makes me smile??? Er good hip hop, and good WWE sh!t! That sh!t that makes me mark the f**k out! And I sincerely hope I’m gonna see some good sh!t here – It’s the main event! Danny Bryan Vs Kane! Someone is gonna get put in that casket! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

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Come on Danny! Bury that fool I once called my hero! So he can resurrect as the monster he should be! Stop this Sunday School Trousers nonsense!

Imagine, when Kane & Undertaker are no longer with the company… we won’t see Casket matches or buried alive matches anymore… it will be a sad day when the Brothers of Destruction are no more…

Many references to the don of dons himself… stop getting me gassed yo!!!!

Jerry Lawler is killing me yo! He’s scared of them caskets! Don’t be scared Jerry! What if a sexy diva appears out of those things with puppies??? that would f**k him up for sure!

Notice – Brie Bella is not worried about becoming a widow! She would get all of Danny’s assets!!! GOLDDIGGA!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Danny holding his surgically repaired neck in the battle – don’t let Kane see that! Or else 3 tombstones await!

OH SNAP!!!! Danny managed to put Kane in the casket!!!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!! Danny – I’d run for the hills chanting YES! now!!!!

I am ashamed!!!! Undertaker would never lose a casket match! His matches are legendary! If he loses, it’s because it takes 20 man to destroy him! That’s why he’s the Don of DONS! Enough of this sh!t – I’m off to watch some classic Kane sh!t on WWE Network – that match with Shane-O-Mac in the Ambulance match… that was the sh!t!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1130, January 19, 2015!!!

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Here we go people!!!! The week leading up to Smack Talk Centre’s biggest gathering is upon us!!! Sponsored by Eastfield FC! Have you got your days off booked? Babysitters sorted? Outfits worked to perfection? Have you got your A-Game on for Darts, Pool, WWE2K15? Have you marked the lottery? Is the STC Mascot -The MOP making its return after Beer Pong????

IT’S ALL GOING OFF AT RILEY’S WOLVERHAMPTON! January 25, 2015!

WHO’S GONNA WIN THE RUMBLE? WILL WE HAVE A CLEARER PICTURE AFTER THIS WEEK? LET’S GO IN – RAW #1130! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZOl’ school cats in the hiz-house!!!! Shout out to Mike Knoxxx and the BDSIR NETWORK… Yes they addressed possibilities of certain things happening… but I’m gonna ‘keep my mouth closed, and take that fat finger out my nose’!!!! If you know where I got that hip hop quotable from, tweet me @MZATheInfamous!!!

WWE honoring their black people in honor of MLK day!!! But the question remains: Will the New Day become tag team champions???? My Breath, I won’t hold… shout out to Yoda!

NO F**K!N ABOUT!!! BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!!! The Don who defeated the Don of Dons at WrestleMania!!!!

Seems like Brock has found his voice! Seth Rollins! Get your backside out here muthaf***a!!!

Say what???? Go in the back and treat Brock to a steak and discuss? You know Brock doesn’t roll like that!!!

But it’s still all about Cena… is he a failure? Is he the man he used to be? Should he put it all on the line? He wins the match, Rowan, Ryback, and Ziggler get their jobs back… he loses, Well it’s just Brock vs Seth at the Rumble… make a choice….. WWE UNIVERSE!!!! Use the WWE App!

(why don’t you get it Grant?) Well first, I haven’t got an Android phone – OK! Two… I don’t really care! Whoever Loses, I Win! I always win!!!!

I can’t lie – It feels kinda weird having Danny back fighting!!! And he gotta fight Bray Wyatt… these two smashed it last year at the Rumble!!!!

Danny’s fighting style hasn’t changed!!!! But check this out – if Danny fails to beat Glenn on Smackdown, he can’t be in the rumble!!!! Aaaaah sh!t!!!!!

Look at Ka- er I mean Glenn applauding Wyatt’s wrestling skill…. He probably learned manners after Wyatt f**ked him up with the Steel Steps at Summerslam 2013!

Glenn – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! What’s his beef with Danny???!!! Why he do this???? Interfered in the match, Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail – BLAOW!!!! Look at Glenn picking up the pieces! That’s right – Glenn would hit the chokeslam, and dropping the ground and pound on him… my hero Kane however…. would tombstone his clart 3 times!!!! And drag Brie to hell so he can ‘F**k Her Right In The Pu$$y!!!’

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HA! HA! Great backstage segment with Nash & Hall rocking the nWo attire, HBK coming through and X-Pac, telling Triple to shut down the suit and run joke!!! Talking of jokes…. where’s X-Dow going???? It was a good impression I’ll give him that!!! I thought it was X-Pac for a hot minute! Even Triple taking a shot at HBK for hunting down animals!!! Hey – even if it means getting my fried chicken then I support HBK 100%!!! Black man needs his food yo!

Ok this is that Royal Rumble legends panel…Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair N!&&@, and HBK… all had their Royal Rumble fame…this should be good…

Oh snap – these three were in the Royal Rumble 92!!!! How crazy was that! The greatest rumble!!! Oh hang on pay attention… who’s gonna win the rumble? HBK says Bray Wyatt!!!! WHOA!!! Hogan says Danny Bryan! That’s my pick! Ric Flair N!&&@ says Dean Ambrose! and the Big Show don’t like that sh!t!!!! Notice – Big Show’s latest nemesis – Roman Reigns has yet to appear! Watch di ryde!!!!

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So this fool wants to cuss down the three legends! God bless the Nature Boy, trying to take on the Big Show… where was he going? Really? Bounces off the ropes – PPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Flair just got punched through school buses!!!

INJUSTICE!!! Roman Reigns comes down the stairs!!!! Big Show – you are in TROUBLE NOW!!! Look how Reigns dashed The Big Show over the top rope with ease!!!! Looks like Reigns put back on his proper Shield attire too! That’s what’s up!!!!

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OH SNAP! Dean Ambrose defeated Wade Barrett!!! Does this mean he can fight for the Intercontinental Title? F**k that! The Royal Rumble is coming!!!!!!

Ok this is it people!!! The New Day is here!!!!! They have improved their entrance… all 3 guys got mics coming to the ring and sh!t… talking all that positive vibes… I’m saying hmmmmm…. in fact No – I say SHOW SOME RESPECT DAMNIT!!!! What must MLK be thinking right now???

What – they brought back Cesaro’s swing? But with a twist – an assist by Tyson Kidd???? You are seeing two great tag teams right now in The New Day and Tyson Cesaro…. but the New Day takes it!!!!! When you hear Big E buss the New Day Clap…. THAT’S IT!!!

Wait a minute -isn’t the screen meant to go black & white when the nWo come out???? WWE FIX UP!!!

Good to see X-Pac is no longer getting booed anymore!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now what do these Illuminati Jabronies doing here? I’m sure Nash has one Jack Knife Powerbomb left in him! Can Scott Hall drop another Razor’s Edge? Has X-Pac still got those educated feet???

These devils keep running their mouth…. even Jay-Bee has had enough of this sh!t!!! He called up his bredrin – Ron Simmons! APA in the hiz-house!

Next minute – The New Age Outlaws show up too! 7 on 2 – that’s not fair surely? Well they f**k!n deserve it!!! Don’t let these devils cuss down the legends! Teach these devils manners!!!! Jay-Bee – bounces off the ropes – clothesline from hell – BLAOW!!!! Don’t f**k with the attitude era legends!!!

Roy Lucier – SHUT THE F**K UP – I see you – you brought me back in that miserable @$$ Wrestling Fanbase group of yours, then you run your mouth, talking about – you hope they don’t bury the Ascension…. You act like just because you are a historian, and you met most of the stars, that you know everything. The Grant Says this – he DOES respect you don’t get it twisted, but he only has 4 words for you…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh man! How the rarse is Cena gonna contend with Seth Rollins, Big Show & Glenn? Cena wins – Ziggler/Rowan/Ryback return. He loses – well bwoy!!!!! I got this feeling it’s gonna be one of those finishes… where the locker room rushes the ring… That’s after Cena winning by DQ… Oh hang on – can he win by DQ in a handicap maGRANT BODY THRONE - Ptch?

Yo they announced that Nattie & Paige take on the Bella Twins at The Royal Rumble…GASP! Nikki doesn’t defend her title! Ok get your complain on now muthaf***az!!!

Damn – R-Truth is still alive???? All this rhyming on the mic… only to tap out or pass out to the accolade…. GODDAMNIT!!!

Calling it now – Ryback is the one that’s gonna eliminate Rusev out that muthaf***a on Sunday!

DOUBLE BDAY SHOUT OUT TO PAT PATTERSON & R-TRUTH!!! Now I get it!!!

Even though Truth lost on his born day… he’s right – in the rumble, everyone is gonna come for Rusev’s clart! Oh man!!! Rusev goose cook!!!!

Talking of goose cook… Brock told Rollins straight – he WILL F**K HIM UP!!! I dunno about you – but did you smell the doo-doo coming out of Rollins @$$??!!!!

On a real, BIG RESPECT to Seth Rollins – how many new stars can say they got to wrestle Brock Lesnar in the main event for the title? Exactly – NONE!!!!

OH SNAP! New match added to the Royal Rumble! The New Age Outlaws take on the illuminati devils a.k.a. The Ascension!!! WHOA! This is an honor for these new cats word up!

Enough of that sh!t – Time for Cena to prove he still da man! With the Authority watching at ringside! Yo Mike Knoxxx… I SEE YOU!!! Me nah seh nutin…. yet!

I can’t lie – it’s been peaceful without that idiot Ziggler running around shaking his @$$ and sh!t!

Look at that Triple TEEF! He’s dying to do something teef at ringside! and that sexy Stephanie…. do you think Cena was looking up Stephanie’s skirt while he was down for the ring out????

GRANT BODY – P!!!

It’s not looking good people! HOL’ ON!!!!!! STING ON THE TITANTRON!!!! His presence was a mere distraction! Cena with the roll up! 1…….2……..3!!!!! OH SNAP!!!! MIKE KNOXXX WAS RIGHT!!!! TRIPLE TEEF HIM BEX!!!! Standing on the announce table barling Sting’s name!!!! Oh man! It looks more towards that Sting Vs Triple confrontation at WrestleMania!

Sh!t don’t stop! Brock’s music hit! F5 to Glenn – BLAOW!!! F5 to Big Show – BLAOW!!! Seth Rollins had to take foot and run!!!! IT’S ON NOW!!!!

You see? When Brock’s music hit or Sting appears, they MADE YOU LOOK!!!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#GWARNYUHBED

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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