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Monday Night Raw #1170 October 26, 2015!!!

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“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)

From what I heard from Hell In a Cell, Brock was bleeding, but the person who needed a coffin was the Undertaker! The whole Wyatt Family beat him down and carried him away after the match… I hope they know what they’re doing… it took 4 men (Plus Brock) to destroy the Don of Dons, but Undertaker is ONE MAN. Who is the TRUE Face of Fear? I put that to YOU!

I’m on catch up, WWE.Com will tell the Infamous Informer how it went down! RAW #1170! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZOk, this is how it goes down. 4 matches set up. The winner advances to the Fatal 4 Way jump off. The winner faces Seth Rollins for the World Wrestling Federation Championship at the ‘Survival Series’. (Shout out to Spotface!) The San Diego crowd love the contest between Reigns & Kingston. They love the contest between Owens & Cesaro. Reigns & Owens advance so far… I already have a feeling where this is going…

What was that? Every TALK SHOW wants a piece of Paige? Well the Grant says I can’t speak for Fox Radio 1340am Hopewell but STC from the UK sure as hell DON’T WANT A PIECE of your undernourished @$$!
GRANT BODY-P!!!

Seems as though there’s a reconciliation with PCB??? I dunno it doesn’t look settling from where I’m sitting in the University of Wolverhampton!!!

BELLADASHIANS! What a way you look nice in your lil’ white & red wrestling attire!!! Make me wanna slap it up two-time!

Oh so the PCB are working powerfully! Show the Belladashian dem how to do it!WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Good reverse psychology by Brie…”You want Becky???” The crowd would chant YES… but if they did, Brie would kick Charlotte on the Danny Bryan tip! Luckily the crowd clocked on and chanted NO! As she kicked Charlotte in her chest!

Oh man! I have yet to see somebody kick out of Nikki’s rack attack super move… (We know some NXT women who can Grant) I’ll keep it in mind!

Hol on…. Paige – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has truly turned evil against Charlotte & Becky!!!! Kicked dem down, hit em with the RamPaige super move and got Charlotte in the Paige TapOut Submission move! I HATE THIS UGLY FALSE T!TT!£D B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TCH!!!!!

If this leads to a Divas title match at the Survival Series… I hope Charlotte twists this b!tch back to Henglan! Then my sister can F**K her up some more!
GRANT BODY – P!!!

BIG UP BERTIE! NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION United States…CHAMPION!!! Drop the BOMB on em!

What I don’t get is… I thought Zeb Colter don’t like people crossing the borders so why is he supporting a man he accused of doing that??? Wack Swagger ain’t gonna like this surely?

What made Colter change his tune? He said John Lennon talked sense into him with a tune call ‘Imagine’… you sure it wasn’tDr.Dre & Snoop Dogg???

It’s all about MexiMerica now! I can ride to that… maybe Colter was locked up in jail and got ‘American History X’ in the shower…

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Bertie defeats Neville in another good contest… oh I remember! Lillian can announce him in Spanish again!!!! It’s a NEW DAY, YES IT IS! (Pun intended!) Bertie advances!

With that said, let’s emblazon a pic of Lillian’s fine @$$ (literally) to remind us why The Rock had to fix his trousers…

Lilian ass

THINGS I WANNA DO TO DAT @$$!!!!

Check this out from WWE.Com’s own Anthony Benigno:

“There might be something to this international coalition of pain that Rusev, Sheamus & King Barrett have cooked up. Not only have the foreign menaces dispatched of Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville, but they also rebounded from a disappointing showing at Hell in a Cell Kickoff to roll over Ryback & The Dudleys on Raw in a battle of the collective losers from Hell in a Cell.”

Has creative finally clocked on to a storyline which was in the WWE’12 Videogame? I smell a Survival Series traditional match in the oven don’t you? It just needs extra seasoning…

Hey you got a new rocking chair Wyatt! NICE! It would be a shame if someone set fire to it…

RAW_1137_Photo_258-3166632548WHAAAAAAAAAAT??!!!! The demise of the Undertaker has become Wyatt’s resurrection??? Wyatt you wait til I get WWE2K16… I’LL FIX YOU!!! I ain’t placing my hand on my television set?!!!! I’ll place my fist in your mouth though Wyatt!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

OHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! FYYYYRE! IT’S KAAAAAAAANNNNE!!!!!! Come on Kane! DESTROY WYATT! He OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT! BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!!!

How dare Wyatt stay in his seat! MUTHAF***A!!!

A wha de? The Wyatt bwoy dem, double chokeslam to Kane – BLAOW!!!

They took off with Kane just like they did his brother!!!!

I gotta round up my clan and destroy these fools!

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On a real – I LOVE THIS STORYLINE! Have creative handed the keys to the Wyatts as well???

Do the knowledge – Ziggler & Big E fighting for the final spot in the Fatal 4 Way #1 contender main event… Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae are watching at ringside… as I see that, I already knew Ziggler ain’t gonna be the #1 contender… but a future contest between Breeze and Ziggler would be fantastic… shame I’m not a fan of either of em…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! Big E taking a bite out of Tyler & Summer’s food while he’s fighting!

Hey, if creative handed the keys to New Day, don’t you think Big E should incorporate a 5-Count when he pins his opponent’s shoulders to the mat??

It just breaks my heart knowing that soon Ambrose and Reigns will collide… I see Ambrose telling Reigns how close he is to the title before getting screwed…I seen it though… like a Zenith, you know what I mean?

I see you Miz! Rocking the WWE2K16 game! I got mine!!!! (Well I’ll have it Friday) GET YOURZ! But don’t act like you badder than Austin, Miz… he can’t fight but he can still drop stunners and mudholes on ya and walk it dry!

Big up Seth Rollins! The current World Wrestling Federation Champion! It doesn’t matter to him who he faces at Survival Series – he defeated my hero Kane… I’d be feeling good too if I was him!

OH SNAP! Kevin Owens and Ziggler tried a big super plex on Bertie, but Bertie fights out of it, then Reigns with a superman punch to Bertie outta nowhere – BLAOW! Ziggler with a super kick to Reigns! Owens comes through with a suplex to Ziggler! Owens is feeling it! Cannonball to Ziggler! But as he drops another cannonball to Bertie, Reigns hits Bertie with his running front drop kick from the outside!

Owens & Reigns square off! The crowd is going nuts! Owens about to hit the pop-up powerbomb, but Reigns uses counter technique – Superman punch to Owens jawbone!

Reigns comes off the ropes – SPEAR to Owens – BLAOW!!!! Roman Reigns – NEW #1 contender!!! The women’s panties are wet!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Shout out to STC’s Felix Pizarro – he seems pessimistic about WWE’s direction to big BIG WRESTLEMANIA 32… We still In October! How does he figure that? WrestleMania 32 is in APRIL!!!! I’d love to hear from him…DON’T YOU???

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1169, October 19, 2015!!!

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“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)

I don’t usually promote gun violence in Hip Hop, but this is the tune that explains the situation! Roman Reigns throwing superman punches like a shot-gun – BLAOW! Wyatt dropping that Sister Abigail on muthaf***az – BLAOW! Brock Lesnar throwing those suplexes on the canvas hear the back and neck go BLAOW! The Undertaker, Hit ’em with the Tombstone BLAOW!!!

It’s Hell In A Cell on Sunday people! SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN! AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME! RAW #1169! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI had a bit of a power nap earlier… I might just check that Austin Podcast with BRRROCCK LESSNAR afterwards! Ric Flair, Shawn Mike, Undertaker, all in effect! OH SH!T IT’S GOING DOWN!

THE GLASS SMASH!!! AUSTIN IS HERE!!!!! You know what that means??? Some muthaf***a is gonna get STUNNERED!!! Where’s Vincent Kennedy??? Get out here so you can stunnered! I don’t care if you 70!

If you’re ready for WrestleMania 32, give me a hell yeah!!! Wait a minute, Austin promoting the spectacle! Now he’s introducing the Don of DONS to the stage!! AAAAAH SH!!!!T!!! IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!!!

Undertaker says ONE SENTENCE….

OH SH!T – The guitar rift!!!! BRROOOCCK LESSSNAR!!!! Ok Undertaker – Hit the pyro on Brock! DO IT!!!

HERE WE GO!!!!! Undertaker got NOTHING TO LOSE!!!! LET’S DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

WAIT! Lesnar takes a U-Turn under Heyman’s jurisdiction!!!! FANS! This is NO HEEL/FACE THING! Do not ask such foolishness! It’s BROCK LESNAR! IT’S THE UNDERTAKER! I was looking for the pyro… but alas… I don’t think that sh1t scares Brock anyway! It might scare Heyman though… GOD DAMNIT these two should have been on RAW to do all this kinda sh!t in the weeks leading up!

It’s sing along with John Cena! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUCCCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUCCCCKS! Who’s gonna answer the US Open Challenge? The Symbol of Excellence?

What? 6 man tag? Cena & The Dudleys Vs The New Day! I can ride to this! FEEEEEEL DA POWWWWA!!!!

I’m not feeling The New Day T-Shirt they brought out though… it’s on some cartoony sh!t with some pony on a rainbow sh!t… NO SAH!!! THAT AIN’T RIGHT!

You can look at it on wweshop.com… I’m not displaying it here!!!

NO WAY! NEW DAY ROCKS! They did it again!!!

HANG ON – NO!!!! NOT THE TABLES!!! DON’T DO THIS!!!! BIG E! KOFI! HELP HIM!

NO NO NO NO NO!! – BLAOW!!! XAVIER DEAD NOW! Another table destroyed, our children deprived of another table to do their education…. excuse me… I gotta have a moment…

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Holy god… my girls are on!!! Now Team BAD, you saw what your backstage rivals New Day did, now I want you sexy three to do the same!

F****************K!!!!! Those accursed Bellas! But Wrestling Is storyline, Sasha hasn’t been pinned or submitted, Nikki advances to her match with Charlotte at the cell… That’s ok! I promise not to tweet my displeasure on twitter like some other people do… I’m still #NaoMob ain’t nothing changed!

By the way – Follow me on the tweeter @MZATheInfamous! LADIES! If you look good, I’ll follow you back. Hip Hop artists! I’ll follow you back too. But LADIES! If you are ugly, if rappers send me trap music….or if my EX tries to follow me like she did recently… ME BLOCK YUH!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

True story – my EX found me on twitter and told me she finished with her man who she dissed me for, then she kinda made that assumption about your boy – The Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, being married with children like Al Bundy… I was like nope, not married, but not single either! She unfollowed me from twitter after that…

GRANT BODY – P!

My stream is F**K!NG up – and I am getting agitated with this sh!t – I have no Idea what the f**k HBK and Seth Rollins is talking about, something about people calling themselves the 2.0. of someone great, and I agree – you muthaf***az want people like Seth and Ziggler to be the ‘next HBK’, you wanted CM Princess Peach B!tch to be the ‘next Austin’ you want Wyatt to be the ‘next Undertaker’… F**KOUTTAHERE WITH THAT BULLSH!T! I don’t want no muthaf***a to try to be the Grant Body-P 2.0.??!!! Unless he’s my nephew?!!!

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Photo meme courtesy of @KingVaughnjr720 & The Wrestling Wrealm

While Seth Rollins fights the Ryback, it’s worth noting that ‘Corporate’ Kane has been suspended after ‘Demon Kane’ came through last week and chokeslammed everybody!

It’s also worth noting that Seth Rollins has now been WWE Champion for over 200 days… shout out to Spotface from Perfect Plex/SoulnSports Radio on Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell – I heard him once say Seth Rollins gonna hold the title by WrestleMania and DEFEND IT SUCCESSFULLY…
Word on the street is The Wyatt man dem got Randall and brukk him up… I bet the International Wrestling Fanbase know what REALLY happened… Dean Ambrose gonna go it alone against them on RAW…

Nice referee outfit Summer Rae…. let’s get a pic of that emblazoned up on here!

Summer Rae refereeLet’s hope Referee Tonya Stevens doesn’t see this… I will get in BIG TROUBLE!!!

Good 6-man contest between Rusev, Barrett & Sheamus Vs Neville, Dolph and Cesaro… skills galore and they not on the Hell In a Cell card… well that’s not for me to complain, that’s for YOU!!! I’ve already got Brock Vs Undertaker… and Seth Vs Kane so I’m GOOD! Hold on – and Roman Vs Wyatt! Me bless!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

OHHHH NO!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!!

I am having such a nightmare with this stream – why is it that every time someone like Austin, Undertaker, Ric Flair, someone like that comes on, the stream has to f**k up… now I have no idea what Ric Flair said… next thing I know Roman Reigns is calling the Wyatts PU$$Y, has set two chairs out for him and Wyatt to sit and chat…. probably about what happened on Hollyoaks this week.. YO – Have you been watching that sh!t?? I should be writing a blog on that – Hold up – Eric Rowan is back? Now there’s 4 of these muthaf***az? I can feel the Survivor Series coming!

WTF????? Reigns & Ambrose about to fight the Wyatts, guess who is about to join the fight???? SETH ROLLINS??? LET THE WANK FEST BEGIN!!! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THIS IS AWESOME!

F**KOUTTAHERE!

Charlotte about to fight Brie and make an example out of her… BREAK HER LEGS CHARLOTTE!

Look at that ungrateful brat Paige watching from the back… can’t Team BAD brukk her up or something for no reason??? I really WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!can’t stand her!  They lucky I’m not on the creative team! Team BAD would be killing it like New Day, that’s my word!

Hold on – how long Charlotte had the belt now? Was that 28 days??? Great work Charlotte! On day at a time!

I like Brie’s new fighting attire… nice… Brie uses Danny Bryan’s move set, no one says sh!t, but you wanna complain about Charlotte acting like her father, who has her father’s blessing… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Little jabroni – SHUDDUP!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Paige tells Renée a.k.a. Sally Jesse Raphael that she wants to put this ugliness behind her… NEWSFLASH! How you gonna do that Paige when YOU ARE UGLY??? The first thing you must change is YOU… It’s TRUUUUUUUUE!

GRANT BODY – P!

Sorry Mark Henry – you’re my dude, I understand you’re jobbing for the talent now, but Kevin Owens too good for you rude boy!

Pop-up powerbomb to Mark Henry – BLAOW!!!! Uh-Oh Ryback yuh goose c-

WHAT??? Ryback showing Kevin Owens that I can do a powerbomb too MUTHAF***A!!! BLAOW!!! AAAH SH!T! Just when I thought I had the prediction, WWE changes the scenario!

Well WWE always said… CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE… now we got a John Cena Open Challenge at the PPV, plus the kick off show has changed to a 6 man jump off between the guys we saw earlier… Neville/Ziggler/Cesaro vs Barrett/Sheamus/Rusev…

Is this really gonna jump off? The Shield Vs The Wyatts??!!!! Crowd chanting THIS IS AWESOME! I’m just waiting for Seth to turn against The Shield again… or my hero Kane to appear…

For real? Seth calling shots???? I’ll start this sh!t!!!! Reigns & Ambrose are like – Gwarn then! If yuh bad!

Rollins is actually putting in work!!!! He’s getting in there throwing lefts and rights!

Thanks a lot stream – now I don’t know how Seth disappeared from the match… probably walked out as usual… all I know is, Ambrose use the Kendo stick, got disqualified, and all ruckus broke loose!!!!

I’m kinda disappointed in some of the segments, I felt Undertaker could have dropped some pyro… either that or ruckus… I have no idea what happened with Ric Flair so tweet me on that, HBK could have kicked own Seth Rollins but that was ok, and my hero Kane could have scared Rollins with some fire pyro or something… with that said… SOMEBODY GONNA END UP IN A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!

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Monday Night Raw #1118: October 28, 2014!!!

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Pay homage HIACLet me get this right so I can understand this: You got what you wanted, Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins in the Main Event of the PPV… they pay homage to the first two major Hell In A Cell matches, Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels & Mankind respectively, add their own elements, Bray Wyatt interferes on some crazy sh!t, and y’all still didn’t like that? You wait til I go on STC from the UK – BDSIR Network this weekend…. That’s all I’m saying!

My people Where Is The Love????? I dunno…. F**K!!!

Oh yeah y’all dun made him angry again – RAW #1118! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTHIS IS IT PEOPLE! The road to WWE2K15 is finally here! I gets mine Friday! GET YOURZ!

Look at Triple TEEF fixing Glenn’s tie!!! Haha!!!!

Big up yourself Seth Rollins you look a bit mash-up!!! Well done – sell the wounds! I bet Cena don’t sell that sh!t!

I don’t get it – why are you moving on to John Cena, Seth? Explain yourself!

Oh seen he’s booked in a match???!!! Ok cool…. but wait a minute… Mr King of the Vines is here!

DAYUUUM I’ve never seen Randall so BEX!!!!! He wants to f**k up Rollins! Say what Triple? Take the night off? Even Triple can’t handle Randall’s rage! RKO to Rollins – BLAOW!!! Er where’s that cell at? Bring that sh!t down here!!!! Is Seth Rollins that teef that even Randall has to turn face?

Do you consider the tag team titles as the consolation prize after both Mark Henry & Big Show failed to defeat Rusev? The crowd chanting USA…. and Lana’s not there yet? SHUT-TUP!!!

Uh-oh problems brewing again with Henry & Show… if they’re not careful they might break the ring!

20111023_vs_henry_bs3_r_0Yo that new submission by Big Show is worries!!!! That’s one modification for WWE2K15 already!

OH SNAP!!!! Well we saw it coming to be fair! Mark Henry turned evil against The Big Show! World’s Strongest Slam to the Big Show – BLAOW!!!! Do it twice – BLAOW!!!! Three Times – BLAOW!!! run up – World’s Strongest Splash – BLAOW!!! THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!! Where’s my Mark Henry shirt – I’m wearing that with pride rude boy!!!!

Oh man, another wants to f**k up Seth Rollins – my ninja Roman Reigns! well so much for me hoping for Roman Reigns vs Triple Teef…. that has completely derailed now!

I hope AJ Lee has kept it moving from Paige… I’m not impressed that there wasn’t any stipulations along the way…. oh goddamnit Paige is at ringside… NO San Antonio chanting for… oh no they have come to their senses…. Let’s go AJ! That’s what I like to hear!

Paige how are you gonna turn Alicia into a punk rock chick??? I have it on great authority that Alicia loves her Tinashe! Some Jhene Aiko!

Come on Alicia don’t let the punk rock chick beat you up like that???!!!!! What happened to your ghetto ways? All that random sh!t you was on??? You need to show this little gyal who’s boss! The youth of today… no respect….

Makes a change doesn’t it? John Cena is actually getting cheered here! But he’s getting cheered a bit too much… that’s why sexy Stephanie has to come out here with hardcore thuganomics of her own!

Oh sh!t Stephanie put Cena on blast!!!! Haha! He has to suck up to the fans! Hang on – NO – Don’t tell me Stephanie is offering Cena to send for the Authority? NO!!!!! Turn evil and sh!t!!! The IWC could be getting a hard on here! You know Cena ain’t gonna do that sh!t!!!!

You know what it is? It’s because they are the verge of losing Randall, the so-called face?

YOU DON’T SAY NO TO STEPHANIE???? 10 years ago she made you tap her @$$! How many guys besides Triple does Stephanie tell that to? Now look what you done! Triple TEEF is out here!

BACKSIDE!!! Team Authority Vs Team Cena for Survivor Series??? I have a question – does Team Authority include Triple TEEF? Because if it does – straight up and down Team Cena has lost! Triple has a point though… The locker room isn’t feeling Cena, who’s gonna team up with him? After all according to the IWC he buries muthaf***az! Cena looks worried and sh!t!!!!

Looks like Cena is wasting no time! Asking Ziggler to join his team? Instantly I’m backing Team Authority… I’m sorry Cena!

That’s what’s up!!!! My hero Kane (his name’s Glenn Grant) I don’t give a damn! He wants to f**k up Ziggler! DO IT KANE! KILL HIM!!!!

But first.. Hulk Hogan.. let’s see what this dude has to say …..BROTHER!

Oh it’s just bigging up Susan Komen…. yeah whatever – Susan Komen – show Hulk Hogan your t!++!£$!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HOLY F**K!!!! Well Bo Dallas issued an open challenge…. but Ryback???!!! WROOOOOOOY!!!! That’s my dawg!!!! GET HIM RYBACK! KILL!GRANT & LAYLA WWE2K15

Why have I got this feeling that Ryback will join Team Cena????

Check it – NO GOLDBERG CHANTS!! Finally! We just glad to see this dude back! Well at least I am!

If it’s true about Cesaro talking sh!t about Cena, expect this guy to lose all the time… and by the looks of his opponent – Dean Ambrose? Right this is the part where the Wyatt man dem gonna f**k him up again…. that sh!t was wild yo!

Ambrose straight up assaulting Cesaro! F**k!n him up with the microphone!!! He ain’t afraid of Bray Wyatt! Dammmn this dude is next level yo!!!

Uh oh!!! I’ve had my toilet break… I wanna see this Bella sh!t… this should be jokes!

See that wasn’t so bad was it Brie? All you had to do was accompany Nikki to the ring…. and raise her hand in victory, it wasn’t like she told you to bark like a dog and roll around in mud like Vince did to Trish!

GET HIM KANE! KILL ZIGGLER! KILL HIM!!!!

Goddamnit I thought Undertaker taught you how to do the last ride Kane? You let Ziggler use counter technique? Come better than that Kane! Don’t let me call you Glenn!

BASTARD!!!! Ziggler out wrestled Glenn…. Damnit – set that muthaf***a on fire…. oh yeah I forgot – he’s not a monster is he? Just a man in Sunday School Trousers…

It’s ok – Seth has come to stomp out Ziggler, but Cena just had to come out and fight with Ziggler…. urgh, I feel my apple pie about to rise up my throat…

As usual, Cena seemingly unscathed from Hell In A Cell, Seth Rollins looks mash-up… anyway enough of this sh!t – when is Randall gonna appear and drop RKOs on both their candy @$$£$?

HA! HA! TEEF!!!! Seth’s stooges Patterson & Bri- er I mean Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury interfering and beating on Cena! These guys make me laugh!

For a man who you fools say only knows 5 moves…. he knows how to put on a great match doesn’t he? If the crowd is chanting – THIS IS AWESOME! He continues to prove you f**az wrong! But hol’on! Ziggler & Glenn! joining the war! F**k that – the entire locker room  has rushed the ring!!! Dunno why, it’s not like the Royal Rumble is around the corner…

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Monday Night Raw #1065: October 21, 2013!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1065: October 21, 2013!!!

Peace y’all! before I run joke with y’all on this week’s Raw I wanna give a few shout outs real quick: The first, my dude STC member Jazz Kumar – he hooked me up with the UFC 166 because I wasn’t able to watch it live… I caught the Gilbert Melendez Vs Diego Sánchez fight, BUMBACLAAAAAT!!!! Just when I thought the Jon Jones Vs Alexander Gustafsson fight was incredible at UFC 165… if you’re a UFC/MMA fan and haven’t caught up yet, you need to see that sh!t!!! I wanna big up my dude James Henson of the STC, we gotta strong connection in hip hop and he’s the new admin at RePPiN4U so big ups to him putting in work, most appreciated! And of course big up Cage Amateurs UK for interviewing me, now you know I’m not just a joker who appears not to take this wrestling sh!t seriously – believe me I DO! Just that I am a fan FIRST, and I enjoy it for its entertainment value. some of y’all take too serious then you end up miserable then I end up disliking you!!!

With all that said, let’s get into it… RAW #1065! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI have a question, since Triple’s entrance theme is ‘Bow Down to the King’, knowing that my ancestors were Kings before they were enslaved, doesn’t that mean Triple TEEF (and especially Stephanie – OH YEAH!) has gotta bow down to ME???!!!!

Shout out to The Big Show who punched Brad Maddox thru school buses on SmackDown last Friday!!! That was almost as great as him boxing down Triple!

Stephanie was right on point with her first line: “Oh you’re just jealous…” Damn right I’m jealous! I wished it was me ravishing your fine @$$! Triple remind me to interview you!!!!

WHAT DE RARSE!!! BIG SHOW DEP PON DE TELLY!!!!!! This dude was fired – how him get pon de telly??? He must have used The Rock’s via satellite resources!!!!

Now this is some funny sh!t – Stephanie wants the cameramen to lock off the satellite connection but Triple is addressing Big Show about ‘Respect’!!! I’m just waiting for the static and this picture to come up…

closedown girlNow if you remember that screen, YOU ARE OL’ SCHOOL!!!

Oh snap!!! Now I get it! The Big Show is suing for slander and unfair dismissal! He took my advice!!! Very smart on the part of Big Show – it’s not Vincent Kennedy he’s suing! He would lose for sure! This is one for Judge Judith Shendlin!

THE CASES ARE REAL! THE PEOPLE ARE REAL! THE RULINGS ARE FINAL!!!!

Oh sh!t! I believe Big Show can win! That’s why he told Stephanie to put a sock in ut pa, BE QUIET!

Stephanie knows she’s losing this argument already! So what does she do? LOCK OFF HIS BLODCLART! I’m enjoying this already! This is GREAT! Th-th-th-tha-THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

So on with the show! Introducing, Dean Ambrose!!!! Record skip – Daniel Bryan???? A WHA DE??? Yes chants all over the arena! You know the authority doesn’t like that sh!t!!!

Now the announcers suspect Big Show has insiders hooking him up! I mentioned this on the BDSIR network, It is far-fetched I cannot lie but I’m convinced this man has something to do with it considering his past friendship with Big Show…

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Just throwing it out there… I’d laugh my @$$ off if I was right! Then you will know the true power of the Hip Hop reppin, rice & peas & chicken eatin, supermalt drinkin, diva loving Infamous Informer!

Look at Daniel Bryan’s unique submission fighting skill! Not many can match him! But superb display of counter-technique and psychology by Ambrose: Hear him talk to Danielson – “Are you alright? What was that? You wanna keep going???” The ref is supposed to say that sh!t!!!!

What the f**k is JBL talking about? We have yet to see the greatest hell in a cell match of all time???? What are you on crack music??? Unless this year’s participants climb on top of that muthaf***a and fight (which they won’t…) stop your noise and get back to sniffing that white powder sh!t!

Hold up – Danielson using the Kip-up move now? I think HBShizzle been teaching the kid some more moves! Yes kicks to the chest, counter-technique into the Yes-Lock – TAP OUT! Great contest! You probably won’t hear me talk about a wrestling match in that much detail again!

See I like the fact CM Punk has the idea of what Hell in A Cell is about… it’s about ruckus, it’s about Hell in a Cell wallpaperbeing sadistic, it’s about putting your opponent through hell… f**k all this arm-lock and fireman’s carry sh!t – f**k all that technical sh!t!!! We don’t do that over here! 3 men enter, (CM Punk, Ryback, Paul Heyman,) one man leaves – that’s the BEST INNA DE WURL!!! Something that Heyman has called himself lately… I’m saying hmmmmmm…!

WTF is this? Santino, Hornswoggle and the Not so Great Khali dressing up as Elvis? GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! I’m off to check my Facebook and twitter I’ll be back right after these messages and after I pay these bills

(how about an advertisement while you’re waiting???)

Welcome back! Welcome back!!! And I hope you are still joining in at home!!! (Shout out to Sir Bruce Forsyth!) Dolph Ziggler Vs Randall Orton, LETS GO!

Straight away I’m backing Randall, let the voices in your head talk to you!!!

Michael Cole – DO YOUR RESEARCH AND JOURNALISM YOU FOOL! Yes Randall has been in four Hell in A Cell matches… but he hasn’t been successful in all of them! The first match he had against the Undertaker, who won that match???? Who got BUSS ARSE in that muthaf***a??? That’s right, the TRUE MASTER of the Hell In the Cell… so SHUDDUP!

Let’s have a look at some Twitter amusements, shall we?

Shawn Michaels@ShawnMichaels 11h

Hmm, going to consider investing in a pair of “Power Underwear”…just have to figure out where one buys such a garment:-) #RAW #HBShizzle

THE GRANT SAYS: Well if they make you become an @$$hole like Triple TEEF or a dutty bwoy like Vincent Kennedy, I suggest you stay away from Debenhams! To me personally Power Underwear is on some Victoria Secret sh!t… observe…

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YES!!! Now that is powerful!!!!!! (Shout out to STC members Edmund Mulhall & Lee Steadx….. DUTTY BWOY!!!)

Brad Maddox@BradMaddoxIsWWE 13h

Doctor has informed me that my post-concussion symptoms are too severe to attend tonight’s #raw. Try and enjoy it without me

THE GRANT SAYS: WE ARE ENJOYING IT WITHOUT YOUR DUMB @$$, NOW SHUDDUP AND BE STILL!

Oh snap! Did you see that awkward landing Ziggler took from that belly to belly suplex? YES! The voices are talking to him! YES! RKO in mid-air – BLAOW!!!! How do you like that Ziggler fanboys??? SHUDDUP! Go and watch X-Factor with your boyfriend! WHAT??!!!!

GRANT - BODY - POh yes!!! my girls AJ Lee and Tamina in effect! Whoever they are fighting I hope they brukk em up! Unless it’s Cameron/Naomi/Layla that is….

What? AJ Lee Vs Brie Bella for the WWE divas title AGAIN??? No stipulations???? WWE Y’all gotta fix up on the ladies stipulations man!

They’re fighting the Bella Twins in tag team action? Tamina, break Nikki’s legs again!!!! DO IT!!!! (Nikki you gotta sexy body just that you’re dealing with the Baddest b!tch here, and Tamina- I love my b!tch!!!)

Why the f**k was Dolph Ziggler the #1 trend on twitter at the time? What the f**k did he do apart from getting buss arse? Maybe that’s why he was trending!

Don’t you think Tamina’s leather attire kinda makes her look like the female member of The Shield??? Yeah ok we want NO fourth member! I agree as well…just that Tamina looks so bad@$$!

Was it me or was Brie trying to get the crowd to chant for Nikki Bella??? Look Brie I know it’s your sister… but the crowd was like…

Brie’s second win in a row over the Divas Champion has sealed her fate for the Hell In A Cell PPV… That’s all I gotta say about that!

What? The Usos must face The Shield for #1 Contenders match for the WWE Tag Team titles? What sort of sh!t is that? The Usos are ALREADY #1 contenders, The Shield get a rematch clause anyway, so why is this necessary? Just Triple Threat that muthaf***a!

Look at Paul Heyman as he looks at Renée Young!!! Yeah I know Heyman! Gotta check out the goods!!! Renée Young is finer than a muthaf***a! I’d wipe the dust off that pu$$ay!!! WROOOOOOY WHAT A PROMO BY HEYMAN!!!! That man is hype for the Hell In A Cell! YES! This ain’t no wrestling match… this is a straight up ruckus!

Was it me or was the tone in Ryback and Curtis Axel’s voice sounded borderline racist when they called Big E Langston a rookie?? It sounded like they really wanted to say ‘n!**£r!’ Yes ladies and gentlemen, Big E Langston turned good last week on SmackDown when Paul Heyman referred to Langston as a ‘rookie’…. yeah that’s why Langston is DLC on WWE2K14 and you’re not Curtis Axel you DYAM ARSE!!!! DROP THE BOMB ON EM!

Great video package of the mentor/student connection between Shawn Michaels & Daniel Bryan… better than those tired @$$ packages of Cena’s ‘comeback’…. Oh SNAP…. THEY’RE HERE???!!! Oh Sh!t it’s the Wyatt Fam!!!

Wait a minute I saw this tag team match between the Rowan/Harper and Miz/Kingston! URGH…. I’ll be back after the break…………………………………………………………………………………

…and The Infamous Informer is back (I had the John Witherspoon guts…I’ll leave that to you to figure out!) and if this match (Bray Wyatt Vs The Miz) is official I have a prediction for it – but you guys at Smack Talk Centre/Powerbomb Pro Wrestling News and my new friends over at WrestleTown will have to wait til I’m on video for that one!

Now that Big E Langston is a face, he needs some good music… and quite frankly, his current tune is wack… here’s what I think Big E’s music should be…

SEE WHAT I DID THERE??? (BIG-E!!!)

So let me get this right so I can understand this; last week Langston helped CM Punk fight off Axel and Ryback, this week on Raw Langston is taking on the both of them, while CM Punk is backstage engaging in coitus with AJ Lee???? You think I don’t know Punk Midas???? Er question – what happened to Lita??? Wasn’t her pum-pum good enough???

AJ PUNK????AJ PUNK????

I get it, so it took Paul Heyman to interfere for you to throw AJ Lee off your d!ck for a hot minute and go after em with a kendo stick????? HA!

Oh no who let that filthy pig in here??? Vickie pulls a ‘Teddy Long’ and makes it a tag team match… isn’t Teddy Long in the Hall Of Fame yet? VINCENT KENNEDY FIX UP!!!

What the……??? As CM Punk is struggling to overpower the man call Ryback, Paul Heyman is there holding out his hand at the apron saying “Tag Me Punk!!!” HAHA! Now that’s funny!

OH SNAP! Big E Langston! If you get a massive pot, you throw Ahmed Johnson in there, some Bobby Lashley, The Ultimate Warrior (finishing move – Ultimate Splash), you get BIG E!!!! Kick in the door wave in the 4-4! All I heard was Axel crying – don’t hit me no more!

OH SNAP! FUNKADACTYLS IN THE HIZ-OUSE!!!!! GOD DAYUUUUUM!!! Yo James Henson! How are you gonna say these women ‘don’t do it for you’ bredrin???? DUDE!!!! Have you lost your mind??? Brooke Tessmacher is fine no doubt but she ain’t sh!t compared to these two! YES JAZZ KUMAR I SAID IT!

Oh no not these muthaf***!n B!tch @$$ Americans, I wanna go for another commercial break but that Giant Swing by Cesaro and the Los Matadores can’t be missed!  Oh F**K it here’s another commercial break

stop the blodclart complaining! Raw gives you commercial breaks, why can’t I???

WTF is that???? A bull whip from Zeb Coulter???? Looks suspiciously like those whips they used on my people in slavery!!! MUTHAF**K – THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW – YOU WANNA F**K WITH ME ZEB COULTER??? Vincent Kennedy – Triple H – Stephanie – set the match for WrestleMania XXX – Infamous Informer Vs Zeb Coulter non-sanctioned match!!! I’m gonna F**K HIM UP!!!

Confirmed – Curtis Axel Vs Big E Langston for the I.C. belt in the YouTube match…. not happy about that but never mind!

YES!!! FEELIN THE COMBINED MIX OF GOLDUST & CODY RHODES MUSIC!!!! Bravo Jim Johnston! Why isn’t he in the hall of fame???? VINCENT KENNEDY FIX UP!!!

I’m so glad the commentators feel me on this one – this tag team contest between the Usos and the Shield should not be happening considering the conditions, but I like both teams so whoever loses, I WIN!!!

This is a great contest, but why the rarse has Dean Ambrose have to run his mouth to the new tag champions???? Now’s he’s getting his arse buss… or is it part of the plan??? Blodclart! ruckus all over the place! No #1 contender! That’s it – Triple Threat that muthaf***a!!!

Look at Triple TEEF applauding Danielson as he comes to the ring!!!!! Come on man Triple is as funny as hell!!! And HBK is a funny muthaf***a!!!!

I’m glad Randall acknowledged that he defeated Sheamus & John Cena but he SURVIVED against the Undertaker in Hell In A Cell… that is true. We have seen the Undertaker do worse in that thing word is bond!

You know these contract signings never end well in WWE!!! Let’s see how this one turns out, Randall has signed the contract… GASP! Daniel Bryan!!! You can’t call Triple & Steph selfish spoilt brats???!!! After Triple applauded you????

NO!!! Triple just disrespected Edge, Jericho & Rob Van Dam!!! We would be working for Ted Turner if they were the face of the company??? Yo Triple! Ted Turner would have to work for ME RUDE BOY!

WHOA!!! I know Danielson did not tell Triple that he should send for his wrestling gear and test him in one on one combat!!! I smell a Survivor Series match up… don’t you??? Well that depends on the outcome of the PPV…

NO TRIPLE!! How you gonna disrespect Shawn Michaels and his protegé like that??? I was wondering when HBShizzle was gonna speak coz he had a mic in his hand!

This is wild yo!!!! HBShizzle is putting his own best friend on BLAST!!!! What happened to the DeGenerate? How come he’s turned into a dry bread? What’s his beef with Danielson! Look at Randall getting paranoid!

BUMBACLAAAAAAAT!!! WHAT THE RARSE! THE BIG SHOW! DRIVING A TRUCK INTO THE ARENA! (Oh I can hear you now….”The Attitude Era is back!!!”) SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

Come on Triple! say those magic words your father in law said! “DON’T LET HIM IN HERE!!!”

Randall in shock! The Big Show! Telling Randall to turn around! Danielson with a knee to the face – BLAOW!!!!! Look at the face of Stephanie! The look of her father!!!! LAWWWWWWD!!!

BACKSIDE!!! I gotta order this PPV somehow some way! But yo! I’m gonna leave you with what I think should be the theme song for this sh!t!!! PEACE!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#BIGSHOWKNOCKHIMOUT
#SANDOWCASHIN
#GWARNYUHBED

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