Smack Talk Centre-Raw
We getting money YEP!
We hustle YEP!
We got those guns YEP!
We bout to ball YEP!
We got them cars YEP!
We poppin’ tags YEP!
We ballin’ YEP! I said we ballin’ YEP!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You Mayweather hating b!tches!!!! SAY SOMETHING! Go ahead SAY SOMETHING! Where’s all your chat now dyam arses! And f**k all that May the 4th sh!t, I’m not a fan of Star Wars! The only thing I like about Star Wars – is the characters you can play on muthaf***!n Soul Calibur!
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I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!
This week’s survival kit: Real McCoy’s MAN CRISPS, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, KA Black Grape soda, and an ice cream for when I see Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go and cuss bad words if I see some stupid sh!t!!!
Wait a minute, if the crowd are not overly cheering Reigns when Randall mentioned him… why did they vote for a triple threat match???? WOLLYS!
The crowd chanting for Randall to RKO Reigns???? And did Randall mess up his lines?
What the f**k??? I like the New Day but they don’t want none of Randall & Reigns surely???? I’m all about positivity but… I hope you guys read the bible!
Oh my god they do! All three of em! I thought The New Day were righteous, but they taking orders from the Devil’s Favourite Demon?????
Oooooh, Reverend ain’t right… his church ain’t right!!!
Collectively, The New Day cussed down Randall & Reigns! Yo if that was Rock & Jericho it would be curtains for the New Day lyrically!
OH MY GOD You retarded Canadian crowd – Why the f**k are you chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch??? Thank god for New Day – keeping the claps going so that the crowd can chant ‘New Day Sucks’! It hurt me to disrespect the Canadian crowd – because the love of my life resides there – and I got family there too…
Oh snap! The New Day win!!!! Reigns speared Orton accidentally! Kingston went for the pin!!!! Oh dear!!!!
It gets worse! Or better??? Glenn has pitted Reigns & Orton against each other! Well the Grant says these two don’t mind, plus Glenn sorts out Seth Rollins too! He fights Ambrose, and if Rollins runs his mouth once, Glenn would have Rollins tied to the ring post so that Ambrose can buss him up!!! But if you ask me… Ambrose is the type that would rather fight someone who can fight back…. you know what they say about people not in their right mind? They have the strength of 10 men!
We are really in Bizarro Land! These fools chanting Goldberg at Ryback??? that is so 2013!!! Sorry baby girl, I know you live in Winnipeg girl, but if these fans f**k up again, I will be forced to do something I might regret….
Yo Bray, I don’t know what the f**k you just said… but telling Ryback to run??? Yeah Ryback will run alright… to the Wyatt buffet!!! And I’m not even sure if Wyatt wants to eat there!!!!
The Grant says… Cesaro & Kidd are not getting a title shot for those tag team titles for now…. #FACT!!!! And the Ascension… I want these muthaf***az to get back to being the bad men they were in NXT…. #FACT!!!!
F**K ME!!! Cesaro might be the star this week! 10 Irish whips into the turnbuckle followed by a fierce uppercut each!!! Followed by an 11th Irish whip into a clothesline!!!! That was f*k!n DAN!!!!! The Ascension dead now! Is who tell dem to follow the illuminati?!!!
I know Seth Rollins did not just call Glenn a moron???!!!! That’s like swearing at my moms!
Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins jump off!!!! Hold up!!! If Ambrose beats Rollins, Ambrose is in the main event!!! COME ON AMBROSE!!!!!
Yeah I know, 78% of the WWE Universe voted for a Triple Threat Match! But Rollins called Glenn a moron??? COME ON AMBROSE!!! KILL!!!!
Technically all three members of the Shield would be fighting for the title, plus an added Randall Orton??? COME ON AMBROSE!!!! KILL!!!!
Ambrose is really going for it! Punches left and right! diving through the ropes! He’s showing Pacquiao how to do it!
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These two are really going for it!!! This is OFF THE HOOK! Crowd canting THIS IS AWESOME!! this is PPV quality!
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! The J&J security tried to teef! Distraction Roll Up by Ambrose – 1 – 2 – and it’s….. 3!!!
AMBROSE GOING TO PAYBACK!!!! Suddenly the PPV is gonna be DAN! I think Kane sent J&J security to go out there!!!! He paid them handsomely!!!
GWARN KANE!!!! Talk that propaganda sh!t to Rollins! Tell him how good he needs to be! Hold on – interview with Lana… Haha catch Fandango talking that seductive sh!t to Lana! (Well wouldn’t you??!!!) Rusev don’t like that sh!t! Oh dear Fandango you might not be able to dance again after this week! You gonna be in a hospital kid!
I think the Canadian crowd have fixed up! ‘WE WANT LANA!’ Well I want ‘TAMARA’ but that’s another story!
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I don’t believe this! Dude got Lana to do the Fandango dance!!!!! Rusev bex! Sent her to the back! Fandango got game let’s be real! First Summer Rae, then Layla (bastard),… then Rosa Mendes, now Lana???? All we need now is The Rock! Come on Lana admit it – you want The Rock’s strudel! You got wet…. with perspiration standing that close to The Rock!!!!
Stardust wants revenge on R-Truth for not advancing in the King Of The Ring Tournament! And I think he’s gonna do it! What’s in the bag? I have a bad feeling I know what it is! R-Truth said he wanted to ban spiders…. Oh sh!t…..
What???? plastic spiders???? Here’s me thinking a big @$$ tarantula was in that bag! Now THAT would be f**ked up! Boo Stardust for that sh!t – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Now now crowd!!!! Don’t boo Cena!!!! Oh no!!! TOO LATE! This John Cena Sucks song might be better than the Kurt Angle You Suck song! Remember that?!
Gotta say – the Canadian crowd are better than the Chicago crowd from Extreme Rules!!!! Cena can’t say sh!t! The crowd love the song! REWIND AND COME AGAIN SELECTAH!
Why are they chanting Sami Zayn???? Do they know something I don’t????
Damn Cena enough of the bla-bla-bla! bla-bla-bla-bla! Come on out challenger!!!!
HANG ON????? Bret Hart???? He can’t fight????!!!!! He’s the challenger??? BUMBACLAAAART!!!!
Oh no wait – he’s gonna introduce the next challenger, but Heath Slater wants in… somebody kick him down!
Yes Bret! Lick him down with the mic!!! But Yo! The Canadian crowd knew! Sami Zayn is the challenger!!! I believe he can win!!!! This match is gonna be DAN!!!!
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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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