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Monday Night Raw #1274, October 30, 2017!!!

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Now I should be talking about the ‘unfortunate releases’ of Emma, Summer Rae & Darren Young, I should be writing about some kid named Lio Rush whose tweet got him in trouble but at time of writing this, Nigella is back on my telly… this woman is going for 60 and she is still baaaaaaaaad!!!! I’d love to grab that woman and ‘decorate the kitchen table’…

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RAW 1274! SOOOO – What you gonna do Kurt?

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 Double chocolate digestives and a supermalt, plus this sh!t starts early because the clocks tunn back… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

 

The entire Raw locker room on the top of the stage! Kurt in the middle of the ring!

The crowd dropping ‘What?’ Chants on Kurt! This isn’t 2002 muthaf***a!

OH NO! NOW STEPHANIE IS HERE!!! OH MY GOD – This ain’t good! I mean – it’s good for me – I get to see her sexy @$$ but…hell yeah Steph I missed you damn! COME HERE GIRL!

They say RAW is television’s longest running show – WRONG!!! Try Coronation Street, Try Eastender!

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Kurt earned Stephanie’s respect! Until last week that is! Don’t you think he earned more than that back in 2000…..????

Stephanie is going IN on Kurt!!! She’s added a fourth I – Incompetence! She expects victory and annihilation from RAW at the Survivor Series! and if Kurt fails… THAT’S IT!!!! AAAAAAH SHEEEEEEET!!!

Kurt – it’s not too late to sweet talk Steph and get in her panties! You did it already once before!

Where was Miz last week went RAW got their @$$ whipped? Exactly – being a B!TCH hiding in the corner! He gotta defend his title now! Hope he loses – THE B!TCH!

What was that about Nia Jax walking out the company??? You been reading the dirt sheets again??? Nia looks glowing! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SHAD???!!!

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Samoa Joe is back too! OH LAWWWD!!! He wasn’t here last week! I guess Smackdown attacked Raw when they were vulnerable!

He hasn’t missed any of us? Ah well! I missed Stephanie anyway…

NO APOLLO CREWS!!! GO BACK!! This man should not be a jobber?! Oh no…

NO TITUS! PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON! YOU LOST YOUR MIND??? This muthaf***a went toe to toe with Brock Lesnar and you wanna step to Joe? SMH!

Kevin Nash, HBK and The Don of Dons himself advertised for the 25th Anniversary of RAW! The Grant says this – y’all best knock on Hollywood’s door and The Broken Skull Ranch YOU FEEL ME???!!!!!

The Miz Vs MATT HARDY! Come on Matt! He’s never held the Intercontinental Title! GET HIM MATT! I’m rooting for you all the way bredrin! DELETE HIS BLODCLART!

DAMNIT!!! The Miz still champion! Let the complaining on the internet begin! NAH F**K THAT – I’M NOT THAT GUY!!! I DON’T DO DRUGS!

Alexa Blitch actually suggested something sensible! She told Kurt to bring some talent in from the Mae Young classic! May I interject?? I say bring these in!

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I don’t care what you gotta do to get em Kurt but GET THEM!

Who is my sexy Asuka gonna fight? Dana Brooke? If Dana loses, she might end up like Emma… according to Lio Rush!

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Wait a second – who is that???? I don’t mean in a perverted way – I mean in a legit concerned way… some chick named Stacey… oh dear Stacey – you didn’t even throw a punch – Ok – go to Vincent Kennedy, Collect your $1000 cheque, now go and pay those bills!

Er…. Danny Bryan?? What is this???? Remember he wasn’t too pleased that Kurt could fight and Danny couldn’t!

DTA KURT – DON’T TRUST ANYBODY! Not even Danny Bryan!

Kurt told Danny that the RAW locker room gonna come to Smackdown and bring the ruckus! AAAAAH SHEEEEEEET!

Why the f**k the lights go out? Undertaker isn’t there is he????

IT’S KANNNNNNE!!!! CHOKESLAM TO DANNY BRYAN! OHHHH HELLL NO!!!!! See what I did there?

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While Finn Balor and Cesaro are battling, I just thought – WWE – fire that muthaf***a Tyson Kidd! Future Endeavour his blodclart! Come on – you gotta buy some pyro for my hero Kane! Nattie can pay the bills! She’s the champion damnit!

Talking of Kane!!! Finn Balor tries to fight him! But Tombstone! TOMBSTONE!!!! TOMBSTONE ON THE CONCRETE STAGE!!!

Uh-oh! THE SHIELD!!! Well – 2 of em anyway! Remember Seth Rollins & Kane?! Haha this ain’t The Authority no more son!

I’m still sitting here thinking about Raw 25th Anniversary… Yo – Gotta have Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and Vincent Kennedy on commentary at the old school Manhattan Center! Trish/Lita – where you at – bring your sexy @$$£$ here!

Cesaro & Sheamus came down to teef – Kane got the CHOKESLAM! He’s ready to finish him, but Ambrose tried to save his bredrin! Both of em got TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE!!!! Sheamus & Cesaro are like – BACKSIDE!!!!! WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE OUR LIVES TODAY!

All Kurt has to do is send Kane to Smackdown at this rate and KILL THEM ALL! Apart from my Naomi… DON’T HURT MY NAOMI!

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Is Braun Strowman playing mind games with The Miz – leaving garbage in his locker room? OOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!

Look at the Miz sucking up to Kane… Kane is like – you’re on your own kid!

They put Heath Slater/Rhyno and the Balding club (Gallows/Anderson) in Halloween costumes like they gonna fight… what b!tches!!!!

Sheamus & Cesaro said the same thing! The Miz is on his own! I so hope Braun catches him!!! It would be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!

Seems like Jason Jordan is not dun with Elias! He hates that country sh!t  – Jason Jordan is HIP HOP!

No Jason – don’t brukk up the guitar! OH SHEEEEEEEEET!!!! No one walking with Elias again!

The Miztourage is leaving the building! NOT SO FAST! Kurt says YOU NAH GUH NOWHERE! OR ELSE!!!!GRANT WWDJC2

RAW IS OFF THE HOOK THIS WEEK! And there is still Mickie James vs Alexa Bliss to come!

Looks like Enzo Amore got his voice back! I asked this question last week – where is Drew Gulak going? HE’S SO DRY – he makes John Laurinitis funny as f**k!

The Miz is straight sh!tting himself! This is great!! Oh man the writers must have had a kick up the backside as of late! See – I’ve been telling you that Smackdown as been the better show but as of late RAW has been straight KILLIN EM!

Alexa Blitch looks worried! Mickie James is kicking her all over that ring!

Yo they showing adverts of KFC word up… hopefully while you are reading this I am tucking in to the Colonel’s food!

AH LIE!!! Are the crowd chanting for CM P**K? I thought you guys love women? I thought you love Alexa Bliss? I thought you love Mickie James? You guys must be GAY!

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Alexa still the champion! SH!T! She actually used the Sean Price punch! PPPPPP!!! Nah f**k all that – watch this… Miz is taking foot and run!

You think Braun is driving the limo??? Buckle up Miz!

The dumpster has returned! OH NO! BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! Me never see The Miz run so fast! LAWWWWD HE KETCH DEM! He dash the Miztourage down the ramp! It truly is Halloween for The Miz! The Miztourage got F**KED UP! HOW MANY POWERSLAMS HAS HE GAVE THESE GUYS?

LAWWWWWWWD! This guy is an official babyface now! I mean, I like Double R and Cena, but have you noticed guys, that when they are not on TV – WWE kicks @$$??!!!!!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1273, October 23, 2017!!!

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It’s gonna hurt me to say this more than it will hurt the man in question… but Aydenn Wardle: Give me your wrestling card. You are not worthy of it. You said (on a J.A.M.M.S. Podcast I might add) that if Shinsuke Nakumura lost to Jinder Mahal at Hell In A Cell, you would hand it in and not watch AJ Styles Vs Shinsuke Nakumura if it happened at WrestleMania 34. But there you are STILL watching, and STILL complaining that while Finn Balor Vs AJ Styles was a great contest (which it was), you said the TLC match itself was garbage. So ok – Strowman & Kane go through announce tables, Kurt dons the Shield gear, The Shield get double chokeslammed through tables, Braun & Kane fight amongst each other, Kane chokeslams Braun off the stage, drops 20 chairs all over him, Braun comes back – pie faces his own team, the team rush him and throw him in the dumpster truck, Kane gets double speared through the barricade, Angle comes back – drops the olympic slam on Cesaro & Sheamus (prior to that he took most of the team to suplex city) then he and The Shield completely destroy The Miz for the win and YOU SAID IT WAS GARBAGE? YOUR CARD. GIVE IT TO ME!

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RAW 1273! My apologies to my readers at Cage Amateurs UK: When Virgin Media pull the plug because I didn’t pay those bills, life offline is a bit lonely!

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 Now really and truly, I shouldn’t be watching live because I have a hospital appointment in the morning, (or rather by the time you read this I’ve already been to the hospital) but… Brock Lesnar gonna sign Jinder Mahal’s death warrant- er I mean answer the challenge for the Survivor Series!

But first – KUUUUUUURT!!! I was concerned about him at the PPV, but thank god he’s ok, he may have got put through a table by Strowman, but he’s still standing strong!

Raaaaar! It’s champion Vs champion at the Survivor Series! Plus 5 Vs 5 Tradtional Raw Vs Smackdown mens & womens matches!

Miz thinks Raw is his show? He got BUSS ARSE at the PPV! He’s more like Raw’s B!TCH!

Look at him complaining and sh!t… Kurt needs to tell him to shut the f**k up!

I know the Miz & the Bar was not gonna rush Kurt and brukk him up… thank god for the Shield! That would have been injustice right there!

Oh snap! 6 man jump off right now! The Bar/Miz face The Shield & AJ Styles! Good on this dude – he’s staying on Raw for the Monday too! Give this man MVP of the week please!

Ok guys – as much as I wanna hang around and watch RAW live, as stated above – I gotta fin my bed. I don’t wanna be walking like a zombie to the hospital tomorrow! Don’t worry – your boy is ok, just come off the medication and they are monitoring your favourite daywalker. (Very funny you think I was on medication because I don’t know my wrestling sh!t like you guys…go jerk off over Alexa Bliss…)

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Ok I’m back… the hospital could have called me to tell me the good news instead of me going clean up there only to be there for 5 minutes… let’s get on with this week’s World Wrestling Federation.

I love a good old ruckus match I do! Bodies everywhere! Camera can’t keep still! I love it! Finishing with a phenomenal forearm to Cesaro’s headcrown – BLOAW! All that technical sh!t is boring – GIVE ME RUCKUS! that’s what The Shield, the Miz, the bar and The Phenomenal One did!

OH NO! IT’S KAAAAAAAANE! Should be no problem for The Shield and AJ… right??????

Is it me or can I hear fans chanting for Roman? Er – dude is sick! Mash up with meningitis and sh!t… now you cheer for him… fickle… that’s why I can’t f**k with you wrestling fans sometimes! You’re worse than a b!tch on her period!

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Kane has decided to chill with us! I like how they treating his promo treatment – lighting all red, titan tron with flames and sh!t… that’s what I’m talking about!

He says he’s Raw’s original monster! I gotta agree with Kane I’m sorry! I mean yes, Strowman has pushed over ambulances, broken rings, walked out of a truck crash, nearly destroyed Brock Lesnar… but my hero Kane… he impregnated Lita, he tombstoned a priest, he electrocuted Shane’s balls, he buried his own brother alive… he’s been carried to the ring in chains once, and my personal favourite – he set people on fire for joke!

As much as I love Finn Balor, he has no chance against my hero Kane! I mean… he didn’t have to put the demon paint on against AJ Styles… but here, he’s just a man!

Finn Balor! Front drop kick to Kane to the turnbuckles! Set up for the Coup De Grace! But Kane sat right up! NO! Chokeslam off the top ropes! Balor tried to counter but the grip was too much! Chokeslam – BLOAW!

Not going for the cover! Grabs Balor by the neck again – another chokeslam – BLAOW!

NOT A THIRD!!! What did Balor do to deserve this!!! He’s a good man! CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! BACK BRUKK!!!

Emma has another chance to make Asuka see the lights for the first time in her WWE career! I’m telling you now – she needs Dana Brooke by her side again… I don’t know why they split them up in the first place…

Wait a second! Didn’t I watch Elias Samson Vs Jason Jordan already? I don’t need to see this sh!t again… hey WWE – if people missed it they can watch the PPV on the network!

Wait – I take that back – Jason Jordan coming with that ruthless aggression yo! Elias getting charged into the barricades! But Elias had to teef – he found a guitar and lick it over Jordan’s head – BLAOW!

Oh sorry guys – it was the shoulder of Jason Jordan… sorry if I got you excited for a hot minute…

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Drew Gulak – do not do speeches/pitches again – you sound like one of those idiots from The Apprentice!

Holy smokes Gran Metalik! He’s taken ‘walking the ropes’ to a new level hasn’t he! His athleticism is crazy!!!! He makes Super Crazy look Super Dull!

So Enzo’s crew are called ‘The Zo Train’? Sounds like a male version of the Ho train… oh wait – that IS what it is! I knew something was up with the way Enzo dressed…

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“The same someone, who barely survived Randy Orton, the same soemone who barely survived Shinsuke Nakumura…” Yes boys and girls, this fool wants to test BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR! The same dude who took Cena to SUUUUUPLEXXXXX CITTTTTY! The same dude who…(deep breath) broke the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania, The same someone who has conquered Samoa Joe, Braun Strowman, and Goldberg… somebody order a straight jacket for Jinder Mahal NOW!

Look at Brock – he’s laughing! Pacing up and down like –  “a wha dis bwoy gwarn on wid eh?”

“When we think of WWE Champions, we think of Bruno Sammartino, Nagoh Kluh, Macho Man Randy Savage, Ric Flair, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, John Cena, and BRRRROOCCCK LESSSSNAR!!!!”

Er Heyman, what about Stone Cold Steve Austin? The Rock? The UNNNNDERRRTAYYYKERR? DISRESPECT!

I’ve come to the conclusion that Alexa Bliss is UGLY. YEAAAAH I SAID IT! I’m actually taking a good look at her – look at the amount of make up the b!tch got on! She that b!tch that when you put it in you think it’s the best sex ever, your eyes are watering, you are crying out like Lexington Steele, you reach the point of no return, buss your nut, go to sleep, wake up the next day to say good morning to her and JESUS CHRIST – she looks like Sister Abigail and sh!t!

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I will agree with the b!tch though, y’all wrestling fans is GAY. You chant ‘This is awesome’ when AJ Styles and Finn Balor stare each other in the face, but when Alexa and Mickie James sexy @$$ is on you sit there contemplating a toilet break…

Speaking of Mickie James – DAYYUUUUUUUUM! How did she get that in those jeans! Look at the high heels! Hold up – kick to the gut – tornado DDT in those heels! BLAOW! YES! Alexa Bliss deserved that sh!t!GRANT WWDJC2

Ok – Alicia Fox Vs Bayley vs Sasha – winner gets to be team captain for the women’s RAW team – Well The Grant Says – why is this even a question? Sasha is THE BOSS – she is a leader – not a follower! This match should not be taking place!

Actually I would love Alicia to be the captain – she is giving me joke ringing the bell like that! This ain’t Game of Thrones Alicia?!

OH SH!T!!! Alicia IS EL CAPITAIN!!! This is gonna be great! I LIKE THIS!

Hold up – Shane McMahon and the Smackdown brand? they think they are The Shield now coming down the stairs? They can’t be here???!!! What is this!

OH SNAP! UNDER SIEGE????!!! They brukk up the Titus Brand!

I can see Mr Strong Style there! He can take on the whole Raw Roster if he wanted to!

WROOOOOOY!!! THE LADIES ARE GOING AT IT! YES! PULL EACH OTHER’S WEAVE OUT!

Dean Ambrose said The Shield can take on the world – well how about half the Smackdown roster? Steel chairs in hand! Where’s Jim Ross when you need him?!

OH MY GOD THEY GOT KURT!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! HE’S INNOCENT!

HOLY SMOKES!!! You know Kurt ain’t gonna take this lying down! He’s gonna call his squad… and if he brings Kane and Strowman…. all I’m saying is – DON’T HURT MY NAOMI! OR ELSE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1185, February 8, 2016

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Danny Bryan retirement

THAT’S F**KED UP.

However fans still have hope… why? Because after Mark Henry, it is very difficult to tell if a retirement is real. Mark Henry raised the bar in 2013. Plus, Daniel Bryan recently released a commercial about how he overcame adversity. Also it’s strategy to get those ratings up too for everybody to tune in.

On the other hand… his recent picture of him in a restaurant shows him sporting a trimmed beard… which indicates he finally got in the chair after Vincent Kennedy yelled at him to do so. That’s what he’s known for… #RespectTheBeard right? So why has he trimmed it???

If the retirement is true… it’s gonna be as heartbreaking as Edge’s retirement was…

…AND THAT’S F**KED UP!!!

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RAW #1185! I am the Infamous Informer, I promise I won’t cry, unless it’s the lord’s name in vain if I was in bed with YOU KNOW WHO!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaah sh!t this is how it starts…. A Danny Bryan tribute video… this is a sad day for wrestling fans, particularly those on the internet… their darling is about to leave the building…

Daniel Bryan chants already… maybe he shouldn’t have announced it on twitter… this could potentially f**k up RAW…

We gonna start this sh!t with a contract signing… I think we should get all this wrestling sh!t over with and leave Danny til last… because as soon as he comes out, nothing else matters…

Well Roman is right, let’s get this over with as Deano wants to punch Brock in the mouth corner…

Oh dear that didn’t go to well – Ambriose steps up to Brock,  F5 to Ambrose – BLAOW!!!! Then Triple’s music hit… Brock on one side of the ramp, Triple on the stage, staring each other down… Aaah sh!t it’s about to go down!

And before this blog is finalisd and sent out to Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell, and Cage Amateurs UK, Deano swears he gonna get Brock Lesnar and mash him up!! Yo Deano… take a steel chair with you!

What? Owens Vs Ziggler AGAIN???? What is this the 3rd match in a row??? That’s it – I’m DUN… show me something different! Fight backstage, get the cars out have a good old parking lot brawl… I’m not watching this wrestling sh!t!

Here’s a pic of Gabi/Raquel… for NO REASON!

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Just think… Gabi could have been on Total Divas… but WWE chose another blondie… as much as I hate Paige, she is right – that Mandy better know how to wrestle… because Gabi got dissed for Mandy… y’all upset about Danny retiring… I’m still comprehending this!

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The only thing good about that match was Ziggler using the ropes to get the win over Owens, and Owens acting a b!tch all over the ring!

Aaaah sh!t! Usos Vs The New Day in a tables match… NO…. SAVE THE TABLES!!!

Er… Bubba – you are DEAD WRONG about the WWE Universe not liking The New Day… but now you want to involve the tables in this??? No… is that petition still going??? Please! Anything but this! Put Lana on a pole – anything but TABLES!!! NO!!!

Official – Charlotte defends her World Wrestling Federation Divas Championship against Brie Bella… but with Danny Bryan retiring… will this have a profound effect on the outcome of the match? I still see Charlotte retaining…and my Sasha Banks theory stands…

I love supporting my black wrestlers but I can’t ride with Alicia Fox again – Charlotte – mash her up! I respect Alicia’s tenure and her role in the company but that’s about it..

Look at Ric Flair… you know he’s itching to cause trouble… now Flair, keep your hands to yourself… I know Brie is fine as a muthaf***a!

Charlotte looked like she was gonna figure 8 the weave out of Alicia!

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Big up AJ Styles! He kicked down The Miz in his money maker! Knocked his teeth into his throat! And yet, The Miz continues to run his mouth…

OH SH!T! Jericho just came through and changed sh!t! F**K MizTV, no one likes that sh!t! Send for the Jeritron 65000!

Miz – you still here??? Jericho – kick him in his mouth already!

Has Miz made a valid point though? That it’s burning Jericho’s soul like Ether that AJ Styles defeated him in a wrestling contest?

Meanwhile, turns out it will be an 8-man tables match… The Dudley Boyz join The Usos, The New Day gotta find somebody else to join them… any takers?

Well, seems like you wrestling jabronies like Ryback in his new attire… you like his brief… I hear the Goldberg chants which don’t help either… The Infamous Informer does not give a f**k about his attire…  what’s the saying – you cannot polish a turd?

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I’m playing – I like the Ryback… always have from the jump. I still believe he can make it back to main event status… just like I do with Wade Barrett.

See what I mean? You cannot polish a turd! Ryback cannot manage the Wyatt bwoy dem… now they gonna harvest him… unless Big Show & Kane combine their force!

OH MY DAYS BIG E JUST KILLED IT! The New Day, working on the tables… Big E… singing like it’s the slavery days! Like it’s 1555!!!! Then Renee Young just had to show up showing legs and sh!t asking if they found a 4th partner… OHHHHHHH! She is sexy as f**k and she knows it!

It’s a shame The New Day are not continuing the #SaveTheTables campaign…

Social Outcasts Vs Titus…. ok let’s switch to babestation let’s see who’s on to entertain me…I am him

You guys like Hannah Martin? She aiiiight…. she’s not quite ‘Charmaine Sinclair’ for me though… I like older women…

Dayuuuum Ambrose is going in!!! Calling him SAWFT???? Saying his F5 was ‘nothing?’ good lord! This reminds me of Jeff Hardy and The Undertaker in a way… Jeff didn’t stop at The Undertaker until Big Evil had to respect him!

It’s like Ambrose put a red ring over his own head and now it’s the Rage of Lesnar on some God Of War sh!t!

Reigns music hits! Reigns is just sauntering… Ambrose recovers enough to punch Lesnar right in ‘Minnesota’! Oh man…

Why is Ambrose f**k!n with someone who broke the streak??? Who destroyed John Cena to the point Cena cannot main event ever again?

By the way – who was it who said Bertie was injured? Aaah never mind F**k all that – Shout out to the Wrestling Summit – they have something important they need to say…

Love the Lucha Dragon, Love Bertie & Rusev… but this has come to my attention…

I haven’t done a wrestling video blog in months, but I can see myself doing one of these when it’s Undertaker’s time…

Holy f**k – SASHA BANKS! Those hot pants, knee high boots, she might have beaten Bayley at Mortal Kombat but I’d love for her to try and ‘beat’ me!!!

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Oh man… the match at Fast Lane gonna break my heart… Sasha & Becky Vs Naomi & Tamina… Sorry Sash but Naomi is the love of my wrestling life… whoever loses – I WIN…

OH NO! The New Day got Mark Henry to join them??? Er.. It’s gonna be curtains for the Dudleys and Usos now!

For real? What started as a ‘botch’ from Lillian Garcia, now they are riding with it? I guess the Uso Brudda ARE grammy award winners!

Oh dear! Bossing Mark Henry about is something you don’t do! Mark Henry’s like – F**K IT! ME GONE! New Day goose cook!

WHOA!!! Dudley Boyz turned EVIL!!!! They just put the Uso Brudda through a table!!! Bu-bu-bu-BUT!!!!!

This is it people…. AHH MAN, HOW DO WE SAY GOODBYE… IT’S ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES THAT HAVE TO…

He’s holding back the tears here…just let it out Danny it’s ok… I cry, you cry, we cry, together… shout out to Lil Mo and Ja Rule…

Ok he cut his hair for the purpose of a cancer fund… so respect is due there… it wasn’t for you Vincent Kennedy!

DYAM DUTTY!!! Even in sadness Danny got jokes!!! Everybody with the Yes chant… Danny says – ‘that’s what Brie says all the time!’

Danny gives shout outs to Kane, William Regal, and especially Connor The Crusher. Where is he when we need him? He’s the only guy who can beat TRIPLE TEEF!

That’s it. Daniel Bryan’s wrestling career is over. That means NO wrestling anywhere else, it’s not a work, none of that sh!t. TAKE A BOW DANIEL BRYAN. WE ARE GRATEFUL.

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Monday Night Raw #1172, November 9, 2015!!!

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Seth Rollins mash up

It’s like skynet went online and half the wrestling world blew up, the other half are f**k!n hypocrites, hating on Seth Rollins one minute, now he’s injured, they throwing get well memes all over the shop. GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE! I can’t stand those fickle wrestling fans who don’t keep it real…

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YO! WWE RAW INNA HENGLAN THIS WEEK! A tournament announced to decide the new World Wrestling Federation Champion, and it starts right here!

RAW #1172! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ14,362 Fans in attendance! And that includes some of our very own Smack Talk Centre members! BIG UP!!! But don’t act silly! I will put you on blast!!!

Sh!t is funny because I’ve compared the Shield members to Austin (Ambrose), The Rock (Reigns), and Triple (Rollins). Dude is out up to 9 months at best. You know when he comes back it will be that ovation Triple had in 2002. Was it at MSG? I can’t remember… Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous! Thank You For The Support!

I wonder what Roman Reigns gotta say about this? I mean, he was the #1 contender, but it seems that has been thrown out the window…

Funny thing is, I’m not so interested in the tournament as I am the Undertaker/Wyatt storyline…

Oh boy, Triple Teef talking the truth to Roman Reigns…. if Roman Reigns reminds me of The Rock… (well durr…) could Roman Reigns turn evil at the Survivor Series? Just like The Rock did at the Survivor Series in 98… to me it doesn’t matter whether Reigns turns evil or not.. the fans will feel what they feel about him. Triple… asking Reigns to pretty much join the Authority… Now there’s no Rollins for 9 months… OHHH CRAP Reigns has declined the offer! Take the offer and shove it up his candy @$$? I would have told Triple ‘No’ as well, but in a much nicer way… but now I look at it… if Triple is building towards his match with The Rock at WrestleMania, Roman Reigns is the key…

LET’S START THIS SH!T! Roman Reigns Vs Big Show to kick off the tournament!

STC’S Nicola Box is one of the 14,362 in attendance! We know how she feels about Roman Reigns, I can hear Nicola screaming from here! She feels almost the same as how I feel about Naomi… I hope Naomi’s beautiful @$$ is there this week…

…and so should Nicola scream her head off until her vocal chords are destroyed! Roman Reigns advances… the tournament brackets are now set up…and by that glimpse…it is clear that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline WILL continue… which means any fans who thought otherwise I got four words for ya…

Wayne Rooney in the hiz-house! Big up Manchester United! Shout out to my ninja Irah and his brother Icy Fresh! Shout out to STC’s Bossman – Jamie Maverick Shields who might be swimming in his own sperm count!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh dear! Kevin Owens trying to insult the British Crowd and run down the Royal Family just backfired! NEWSFLASH Kevin – WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY! Yeah I said it! The day Diana died, it was a WRAP. Maybe we care about Diana’s side of the family…

Good luck to Titus O’Neill… if the mighty John Cena couldn’t test Kevin Owens at first… Titus my ninja – you have NO CHANCE! But hey – The 1-2-3-Kid defeated Razor Ramon, so anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

FOR REAL! They doing Undertaker week on the Network all next week??? THAT’S IT!!! But Eddie Guerrero celebrates 10 years after his passing..yo WWE what you gon’ do???

Renée I’m not feeling your dress you wearing… Yo Deano – Talk to your girl!!!

I sincerely hope Becky Lynch beats out Paige’s blodclart… but since Paige is the #1 contender.. I can’t see Becky winning this…

WWE just released the official Survivor Series theme tune. It’s actually not bad… but you know the Infamous Informer always got a better one…

WHOA!!!! Anything CAN happen in the World Wrestling Federation! Becky just out-wrestled Paige! But Paige BEX!!! She put Becky in the PTO submission on the announce table! But did the crowd just boo Charlotte? Nah it couldn’t be so… where’s the cotton buds at – might have to clean out my ears on that one…

OH HELL NO – The two guys I hate – The Miz & Dolph Ziggler are facing each other to advance in the tournament, this is the part where I’m gonna go to the toilet, wash my hands, come back and tell you about what I purchased today…

WWE 50 BOOKSo here I was hunting down that Undertaker 25 Years of Destruction Book, but suddenly the book is hard to obtain. Did the distributors make a fatal error in mot printing enough copies? But I saw this book, It;s a steal at £6… so I snapped the sh!t up…

Alternatively I could tell you who’s on babestation tonight… That Kandi Kay – she is BAAAAAD!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH SNAP!!! Crowd chanting -Who Are Ya? To Zeb Colter!! They dropping WHAT chants to him! AAAH SH!T – Zeb is putting England on BLAST! He says Germany tells England what to do! He says soon Vladamir Putin will tell them what to do!!! and England complains about people crossing the borders! WHOA!!! That’s the man YOU supported England fans… you were saying – WE THE PEOPLE and sh!t… I have NO SYMPATHY.

Jesus Have Mercy that Naomi… please Uso can I borrow your wife for a weekend? Like for my 36th Birthday in January? I’mWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!in love with your wife. I can’t hold it back! Did you see how Naomi entered the ring? OHHHHHHH!

I don’t know why Natalya is f**k!n around with Team B.A.D. she may have defeated my Naomi but the three of em just f**ked her up and Naomi put the glasses on Natalya while she was caught up in the Bank Statement!! Come on WWE, hand Team BAD the creative keys just like you did New Day!

Now word on the street is I should pay attention to this match… because you internet jabronies splattered the picture/video all over Facebook… Wade Barrett is in the ring with Sheamus running his mouth at Wayne Rooney…. now personally, I’m not a Rooney fan, but that’s another issue altogether. So I’m gonna pay attention to Sheamus Vs Cesaro…

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

Sheamus Vs Cesaro could be the show stealer here! Amazing counter techniques by both men the likes of which we have never seen! I said this before I’ll say it again, I don’t think you love Cesaro as you claim, if you really love Cesaro, why isn’t the arena full of Cesaro Section signs? Not just a small area?

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Cesaro killing it with those shoryukens! Rooney loves that sh!t! Barrett BEX! Barrett starts shooting his mouth off – Rooney boxes him in his mouth – BLAOW!!!! OH SH!T!!!!

NEXT MATCH!!! Deano Vs Tyler Sneeze all over his b!tch @$$! He just called Renée ugly, and he got Summer Rae by his side? Seriously guys, you cannot possibly support Tyler Sneeze. He just made The Miz and Ziggler look straighter than Indian hair!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Come on Deano! BEAT OUT TYLER’S BLODCLART!

Damn! Some kid is angry with Summer Rae/Tyler Sneeze! ‘That’s what you get when you mess with Dolph Ziggler!’ It’s still real to them damnit!!

OH NO!!!! THE NEW DAY ARE HERE!!! Ok let’s hear their Power of Positivity… that’s right! it’s an OUTRAGE!!! 16-man tournament and New Day are not in it? BLOODY DISGRACE!

NEW DAY’S insults to Europe have failed! Oh man!!!! But it doesn’t matter – New Day Vs Neville & Usos should be a thrilling contest, Not sure if it will top Cesaro vs Sheamus though…

They call that move – The Unicorn Stampede… Where all three New Day guys circulate in the corner and stamp out their opponent… I forgot to check if it’s in WWE2K16… if not then it should be in the new moves pack…

So the Tournament Brackets look like this:

WWE title TournamentI heard y’all not feeling the tournament!!! Oh well!!! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!!! You hate when I say that don’t you? It’s because I speak the truth – didn’t I tell you earlier that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline is the main thing right now? We celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons… you can keep your tournament! Truth be told I haven’t cared about the World Wrestling Federation Title holder since The Rock lost the title at WrestleMania 29! That’s due to me being an Undertaker fan!

Here they come, the wannabe Children Of the Corn – The Wyatt Man dem… claims he got Undertaker & Kane’s powers… this should be good… his ‘eulogy’…

British crowd singing ‘the whole world in his hands…’ That’s a NO from me: Grant Cowell!

Bow our heads and give thanks to my Dons??? YOU OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

Where’s your super powers Wyatt? How come you can’t use em?

AAAAAAH SH!T!!!! UNDERTAKER & KANE ARE BACK!!! They have come to f**k up Wyatt! Wyatt tries his usual sh!t, and all his Wyatt boys have appeared… Rowan & Harper – DOUBLE CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! Braun Strowman knocks the Dons down with a double clothesline… but the dons rise up! grabbed Strowman and threw him over the announce table! Then… Wyatt left… Kane kicks him down! Both grab him by the neck – CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!!! Yes Wyatts, you can beat one of them down and there’s 4 of you, but you cannot withstand the combined might of the OGs – the Brothers of Destruction! The only thing I was a little disappointed with, was that Jim Johnston should have played this sh!t because he got it in the production truck, and if he did, it would truly be CURTAINS for the Wyatts!

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Monday Night Raw #1168, October 12, 2015!!!

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Last week, we celebrated t!tt!£$. It actually goes on all month… save the t!tt!£$ people! So I might throw up more T!tty pics for you guys the likes of which will make Dean Ambrose proud… Shout out to Rusev! He made sure he engaged Lana’s t!tt!£$! Shout out to Travis Browne! He committed the ultimate crime! But I can’t see you jabronies tryna fight a heavyweight UFC fighter because he’s getting in Ronda Rousey’s panties! You best cry in the car!

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Global Force Wrestling coming on the telly! While the Million Man March was NOT on the telly! DISRESPECT! Then BET expect us to watch their bullsh!t @$$ awards where Machine Gun Wellie is likely to win best Hip Hop Award…

THIS WEEK WE DON’T CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY! HE DIDN’T DISCOVER SH!T! SHOUT OUT TO MY CANADIANS CELEBRATING THEIR THANKSGIVING! RAW #1168! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoOn saying that, I’d rather the Chicago crowd chant Christopher Columbus… than chant that CM Princess Peach B!tch… If I hear that chant… I WILL go off on one.. Y’all Been Warned like the Wu-Tang Clan!

Glenn is in charge people!!! Triple & Steph are late maybe because they are engaging in maybe the mile high club… but Glenn has put himself up against Seth Rollins in a lumberjack match??? He can’t do that??!!! He said he will be professional!

Oh for real? Dean Ambrose is gonna open RAW? He’s looking for a fight? Hold up… Randy likes to kick people in their head… they could work something out here!

Hell In A Cell match announced!!! Randall and Dean Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem! Enough talk guys! OH NO THE NEW DAY IS HERE!!! Chicago Crowd chanting NEW DAY ROCKS!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

Don’t argue with me – I had my hearing tested recently at the hospital – tests come back normal!

The New Day throwing lyrics at Randy Orton & Deano and even Randall had to laugh!

Glenn appears on the titantron like – “If you play with fire, you get burned…. it’s a safety hazard in my office!” HAHAHAHA! If The New Day ain’t killing me, Glenn Kane is!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! The New Day Vs Randall & Deano!

I hope Xavier plays Deano or Randall’s theme while they getting brukk up!

HAHAHA!!! Deano & Randall on a one-ups man ship on how to systematically brukk up their opponent! Sorry Big E, this is jokes! So these two are talking strategy, then Kofi Kingston tries to intervene and gets clapped down!!! HAHAHA!!!

I love The New Day but I have a question… why doesn’t the referee acknowledge Xavier’s Trombone?

I have another question: Are WWE thinking about putting together a New Day DVD? I hope so! That would be an instant purchase!

AAAAAH SH!T!!! The New Day defeated Deano & Randall! Oh my goodness! Don’t be sour ladies because your boy Randall got pinned!!!

The Hell In A Cell theme is wack!!! Don’t worry… The Infamous Informer, Grant Body – P! will have an alternative for you…

Stay tuned…

I guess Nikki is going to defeat my beautiful and brilliant Naomi isn’t she to make her look like she ready for the war at the Hell In A Cell joint…. I understand – wrestling is storyline, but remember this – Sasha’s feud with Bayley is done… So hold tight Sasha, your time soon come!

See? Even Raw had to show the highlights of the Takeover Respect main event last week…

Capacity crowd in the All State Arena chanting for Sasha… Yeah I want Sasha too, I want Tamina as well, and as for Naomi…. GUESS WHO LOVES HER MORE!!! I’ll give you a clue… NOT YOU!
Stop with this – who started the Divas Revolution sh!t… I told you – I STARTED IT! Because when you jabronies were going toilet, I stood there and supported the women…

GWARN NAOMI! KICK NIKKI UP!!!!

Damnit! That medalling Brie took the mic and started chanting – WE WANT SASHA! I see what you tryna do b!tch… you tryna drive a wedge between Team BAD so that you BellaDashians remain the most dominant team in the long war! NO! We just had the Million Man March! If there was a time that Team BAD stick together it would be NOW!

Paige voted most unconventional WWE superstar! Well Paige, meet the most unconventional blogger in sports entertainment! I keeps it real up in this b!tch! They say opposites attract… NOT IN THIS CASE!

GRANT BODY-P!

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Kinda catchy don’t you agree! but it is now time for the US Title Open Challenge! The symbol of opportunity and excellence!

No use sucking up to the fans Cena – Oh yeah – that’s what you do! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Hey – don’t mistake me for a hater… I LIKE JOHN CENA! I hate Cena haters – there’s a difference! Who gonna step up this week?

Will Ziggler turn up this time?? YES! Well… I don’t like the guy but if anyone can beat Cena, it’s this man right here! You might as well win that muthaf***a because Lana turned her back pon yuh!!! you ‘stupid American’!

LANA – P!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!!! Cena stops a match because someone proposed and the lady said YES…. That’s f**ked up! Shots fired!!! Ziggler must be thinking – ‘You F**ker!!!’

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AAAH NO WAY! After another awesome contest, Cena retained the symbol of opportunity and excellence… tell me, is this US open Challenge on WWE2K16? Mind you – it’s the same as what it was on WWE2K15…

What the hell is going on back there on Triple and Stephanie’s side of the phone? All I hear is Stephanie cussing… answers on a postcard please! Tweet the Infamous Informer @MZATheInfamous!

Dudley Boys Vs The Ascension…. This won’t last long – I take a leak – come back and then this match will be over…

Told you didn’t I? I came back and I saw the 3D and that’s all I wrote!

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Now this match should be entertaining… Cesaro & Neville Vs Sheamus & Barrett… slightly different to what I usually see these days…

In a way it would be f**ked up if they put Cesaro and Neville as a tag team… these guys should be elevating, and considering how Tyson Kidd is out the game…

Anyway Barrett & Sheamus won the match… 3 minutes later…

NEXT MATCH – Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman… I can’t see a decisive winner in this one… you know Wyatt gonna intervene and start his sh!t…

Meanwhile this will be STC’s theme tune for Hell In A Cell…

Seems like the crowd love Roman Reigns… Haha ‘So you can’t hear me or something?’ I like that! The fans dropping the WHAT chant on Reigns and he hits back!

Aaaah the fans are getting him now! BOOOORRRINNNG!!! Yo Roman you the man but Braun Strowman gotta get out here NOW!

Now that’s nice… that’s all you had to say Roman! No need for a dissertation – just say ‘Wyatt, once the door locks in that cell, you gonna wish you were in there with anyone but me!’

Er, again Roman, you da man, but I can think of THREE people who I would NOT be in that cell with… one is a BEAST… the other is THE GAME… and the other…………the undisputed MASTER of the Cell!

Even if Brock defeats Taker a second time in the cell, Undertaker remains the Undisputed Master of The Cell – because Brock won’t be doing the sh!t that Undertaker has done!

Come on Reigns! You can take Strowman! You nearly had Brock Lesnar beat for goodness sake!

You mean to tell me Strowman couldn’t manage Reigns??? Harper had to try and teef? HA! Superman punch to Strowman – BLAOW! Right over the announce table… Reigns jumps back into the ring for a count out victory! I didn’t think I’d see a victory but I knew the Wyatts would try to teef…

Wyatt tryna bait Roman in to fight… then he spreads his arms like – Follow the Buzzards! Reigns approaches him and box him right inna him face!!!! AAAH SH!T!!!

AAAAAH SH!T the star himself is here! RUSEV THE SUPER ATHLETE! You know Chicago are on that smark sh!t… watch them chant Lana…aaaah sh!t!!! Mike Cole has announced the real engagement on TMZ! They are integrating it in the storyline! Summer Rae you are really a dumb b!tch ain’t you!

OH NO!!! Summer Rae putting Rusev on BLAST!!! This is how WWE have switched up the storyline??? I give WWE props for that… this could result in a face turn for Rusev along with Lana or Summer Rae turns face (unlikely) Lana turns back heel and calls Summer Rae a ‘Stupid American’! Either way WWE have fixed it! That’s what the creative team are paid to do! Vince – give em a raise!

GRANT BODY – P!

For real? Kalisto and Kevin Owens get more ring time? Not saying they don’t deserve it – they DO but it’s knowing that Neville Cesaro Barrett & Sheamus basically said YES SIR on the register!

Word is that Team PCB is now Team NBC (with Natalya in effect…) I know Paige did not say that she can treat Becky and Charlotte ANY WAY SHE WANTS??? I see it as an age thing – Paige sees it as a tenure thing… I’m sorry, but if a little brat 10 years my junior tries to boss me around on some bullsh!t – you’ll soon see how quick they get a slap in the mouth… Robin wouldn’t treat Batman like that???

OH NO!!!! Triple & Steph found out who Seth Rollins was fighting! They said under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is Glenn going out there!!! But Glenn is still smiling about the authority’s decision!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

You know why? Because Triple said ‘I don’t care who you put in your place – as long as it’s NOT YOU… understand?’

Glenn is like – I understand… Glenn can’t fight… but KANE CAN!

The Lumberjacks are out… including the New Day! OH NO!!!! This cannot be good!!!

I think the Trombone is out there too!

The Lumberjacks are doing their job here! Seth gets thrown out, The Lumberjacks work hard!

Kane gets thrown out, the Lumberjacks don’t do sh!t!!!

Apart from Big Show – Sean Price punch to Kane – PPPPPPP!!!!

Seth Rollins is now at an advantage… if he stays on him, he could defeat the Big Red Machine!

SWITCH!!!! Why did the lumberjacks rush Kane like that??? What were they tryna accomplish doing that? Kane dropping chokeslams everywhere… and then the Tombstone to Rollins – BLAOW!!!!

You see me? I was never gonna watch BET anyway… I don’t know why Hip Hop Heads tune in hoping that their favourite rapper will win award… then they get angry when Mackelmore wins or something… That’s one thing I gotta say about my people… STOP FOOLING YOURSELF!

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Monday Night Raw #1167, October 5, 2015!!!

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It’s that time of the month people! and I don’t mean wrestling fans on their period!

GRANT BODY – P!

Not only have we gotta save the tables, but we gotta save the t!tt!£$ as well! Those things are good to us! And we are gonna celebrate t!TT!£$ this week on this week’s blog, because breast cancer is a serious thing. So if you’re a feminist, or a 40-year-old virgin who cums at the sight of nipples, or a battyman in love with CM Princess Peach B!tch, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU!!!

RAW #1167! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZMike Cole says we are in for a hell of a show… I hope he means no ‘repeat’ matches! Big Show seems to be alright as well, after the beating he took at MSG by BRRROOCCCK LESSSNARR who has kicked off RAW!

Oh no not the WrestleMania XXX nightmare…. I can’t relive that again and again! That’s like Bruce Lee when he had to fight that demon in his life!

Then the Summerslam ‘screwjob’… I mean, I’m Undertaker through and through and I will support him 100%… Heyman says it’s not a prediction, it’s a spoiler, One will walk out of the cell the victor, and the other will not walk out at all.. Oh well Brock… you are a beast… but Undertaker becomes a DEMON in that cell!

Oh what is the Big Slow doing out here? WORD? He’s gonna put his hand out and say Brock is the DON?!!!

What an idiot… Big Show – you are a Big Fool! Another suplex and an F-5 – BLAOW!!!! Now go to your room!

OFFICIAL – Roman Reigns fights Bray Wyatt in the Cell! YES! Finally WWE have got it right. two extremely personal rivalries that has gone too far that they have to send for the cell. That’s how it should be!

LADIES! Roman Reigns is in the ring! 6 man tag team action! Come on girls rub on your t!TT!£$!

467e0753-349a-4b1a-bddb-394b222c5d35That’s what’s up – Be Proud of your t!TT!£$!!! Roman Reigns is sure to win!

YES!!! Because you women rubbed yout t!TT!£$… nipples hard and all… The combined might of Reigns, Ambrose and Orton mash-up the Wyatt bwoy dem!

Don’t tell me Neville is gonna fight Stardust… oh thank goodness it’s Sheamus!

Sheamus talking too much sh!t, bad man move in silence… Neville starts kicking Sheamus all over the ring…and… the match dun already? You know what that was? that was Neville, Sheamus and Barrett (who was at commentary) basically saying ‘Yes sir’ to Mr McMahon’s register just to say they were present…

Oh no!!! It’s my hero! Bi-Polar Kane!!! Look at him! his leg is ‘mash up’!!! Seth is fed up of the mind games!!! The joke is that Seth shows so much hatred against Corporate Kane… and Kane acting like he’s the good Samaritan!

Ooh Stephanie is out here – if anyone supports breast cancer more than anybody, even me, it’s Stephanie! But check it – if the Demon Kane does not defeat Seth Rollins for the title at the PPV, then Corporate Kane is out of a job…. hmmmm…. logic says I support Seth Rollins here! As I was saying… let’s honor Stephanie’s t!TT!£$… even though they are a bit on the false side…

Stephanie tittiesNatalya back on di telly! Her opponent… the UNGRATEFUL BRAT – Paige! Hopefully she will lose again… come on Natalya, show Paige how to do it! You come from the Hart Dungeon – you cannot let this little b!tch win!

Look at Natalya throwing those bows! Come on girl! mash her up!!!

It’s NEVER your house b!tch! Do you pay the rent – NO – Shut the f**k up!

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THAT’S IT NATALYA! Twist the b!tch up in that submission Razor Ramon used to do!

I swear down I hate when Paige even speaks now… so unattractive… I don’t get it guys – how is this woman so appealing? seriously guys, you got 30 seconds to convince me…WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Natalya applies the sharpshooter! But Paige made it to the ropes… SH!T!

Natalya got her again!! YES!!! THE B!TCH TAPPED OUT! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE PAIGE!

The rest of Raw could be wack… Naomi may not appear… I don’t care – NATALYA BEAT PAIGE! Justice is finally restored!

Ever wondered why I didn’t write about the Lucha/Ryback/Kevin Owens match/segment? Because it wasn’t worth talking about…

Damn who p!$$£d Stephanie off? Maybe she found the pic of her ‘t!TT!£$’ exposed on the internet… IT WASN’T ME! I put up a nice picture of her! Even The New Day are confused… they thought she liked em! Maybe she does! I dunno…she mentioned nothing about tables so I suppose she supports the cause… #SaveTheTables

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URRRRGHHHH This is tiresome… can’t this be on a segment after RAW live? I mean, It’s all good for Cena to be the spokesperson of this breast cancer sh!t and bigging up the breast cancer survivors… I have an idea, while Cena is doing that, let’s throw up another good ol’ t!TTy picture…

Torrie-Wilson-bikiniAAAH SH!T – they got Roman Reigns being a spokesperson too? THERE YOU GO GUYS! You can hate him now… but he won’t stop now!

For real – we just gonna have this match now? Corporate Kane & Seth Rollins vs The Dudley Boys?

HOLD UP – Someone is tuning into RAW this week…

If you’re going to give money to a company that claims to raise money for finding a cure for cancer, please do someresearch.Komen is a scam

I tend to believe him… but it’s like yo… why is he so concerned?

Anyway back to this – Uh-oh  – the Dudleys sent for the tables…. what must The New Day be thinking???

IT’S KAAAANE!!!! AAAAH SH!T! But the Dudleys stand their ground! They remember what Kane did to them at SmackDown… 3D!!! – BLAOW!!! Kane laid out! So before Seth took foot and run… the fool taunts Kane doesn’t he? Now I’ve watched this wrestling sh!t a long time, and I know that if Kane or Undertaker are laid out on the canvas… you NEVER stand over them… they WILL crab you by your neck from a floored position, then CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!! right through the table!

The New Day must be crying in the car at this time… guys – you may not have saved that table.. but you can save the t!TT!£$… I know you wanna save Team BAD’s t!TT!£$… SO DO I!!! You guys save Tamina and Sasha… but Naomi – she’s ALL MINE!

TEAM BAD 2These three… you don’t want to know what’s going through the mind of the Infamous Informer… GRANT BODY – P!

Imagine if Team BAD defeats the Bellas as well… I’d love to hail RAW as the best ever! But obviously I cannot do that…

WHOA!!!! Now when Brie drops the Danny Bryan kicks, the Boston crowd chant NO! NO! NO!

YES!!!! TEAM BAD show the Bellas how to do it! I can now go to bed happy… but there is still half an hour at best of this sh!t…

A wha de raaaaar??? Summer Rae with a tribute to the Super Athlete Rusev??? Where is this going?

BACKSIDE??!!!! NO! Summer going on her crusty knees? What is she gonna ask him – will you let me suck your c-

GRANT BODY-P!!!!

I guessed wrong! But marriage??? She calls him Ru-Ru! She says he can walk out of WrestleMania 32 as the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? WHOA!!!!

HE SAID YES!!!! BACKSIDE!!! Mr & Mrs Bulgarian Brute???

But not yet???? He says he gotta be the champion FIRST! Good thinking there Rusev! Sounds a reasonable deal to me… because if he wins, he can pay for the wedding! Rusev has his head screwed on!

To take your mind off that storyline… lets celebrate some more t!TT!£$… Lana where you at girl?

The crowd is like “John Cena SUUUUUUCKS!” Oh dear!

Who’s the opponent this week? They making a big deal of it this week, like there’s a surprise lurking…

Dolph Ziggler? Yes the match will be good but quite frankly, I’m not interested…

OH SNAP!!! THE NEW DAY GOT HIM!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BIG E is gonna take him!!!! COME ON BIG E!!!!!

BIG E is straight dominating this match!!! Byron Saxton is right – underneath all that comedy, all that ‘obnoxious’ behavior, BIG E was a former NXT Champion, Former Intercontinental Champion… so BIG E can do this!

Imagine that – New Day with Tag Team and the US Title? similar to The Shield? Anyhow they win… Team BAD are in trouble… you know The New Day love to mess around with Team BAD… I WOULD!

OH NO! The New Day got caught trying to teef! Damnit…. Cena won, but The New Day continuing the assault, that fool Ziggler comes out – BUT YO – Ziggler super kicks Cena accidentally! It’s becoming obvious from here, considering certain rumors… Ziggler gonna be that dude to defeat Cena… ain’t that a b!tch… Damn The New Day mashed up Cena, Ziggler and the Dudley Boys???!!!! Xavier mashed up the trombone effect! But it doesn’t matter! THEY KILLED IT!!!

Now guys, let’s go out and nurture and caress and appreciate those t!TT!£$! Let’s make Dean Ambrose proud!

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Monday Night Raw #1165, September 21, 2015!!!

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Sshhhhhh….. I’m not supposed to be online… even Virgin Media can’t stop me from laughing at you fools. Getting angry that Jericho was the mystery partner? WOW. Angry that Cena won the US Title and he might start his open challenge sh!t again?

Now I’m not laughing, because it looks like Sting really mashed up himself in his match against Seth Rollins. Is this retirement for the legend? Another dream match just a dream in Undertaker Vs Sting? RAW #1165! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI don’t ever recall The Wyatt Family ever starting this RAW sh!t…

…and Roman is like – ENOUGH OF THIS SH!T – I’m coming down the stairs and I’m still gonna f**k you up…send your Wyatt b!tches to the back, no referee, let’s END THIS SH!T!

For real??? The rest of the crew just had to teef? Dean Ambrose comes down the stairs! They need to combine their Shield Force and f**k up Strowman like back in the day! (Well not quite like back in the day because there’s no Rollins.) But where Y2J at? You think he’ll come out and help?

Nope – but they get a VIPER!!! Randall Orton… the Apex Predator!!! The Wyatts are lucky Randall didn’t kick them in their head!

AAAAAAAAH SH!T! So hold on! Did Brock Lesnar f**k up Kane that bad, that Kane now has a split personality? One some bi-polar next level sh!t? Check it – Seth Rollins opens the door looking for Triple & Steph, but who does he see? Corporate Kane in his suit and Sunday School Trousers! He’s all happy and sh!t! Like he has no idea what happened at the Night of Champions! He’s on some Professor Klump/Buddy Love sh!t!

OHHHHHHH!!! Lillian Garcia talking Spanish announcing the Lucha Dragons to the ring! It’s bad enough Lillian fine as f**k but if you are not aroused by the Spanish language spoken by a woman… KILL YOURSELF!

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So if you missed the Pre-Show on the WWE Network, tough t!tt!£$ – you gotta see the match on RAW. Love Neville and the Lucha-Lucha, I like the Ascension as they have unknown potential, Stardust – we know he got skills, but me see that match already. So it is with regret that nature calls and I gotta do a #2… excuse me…

151049-no-more-heroes-3966Aaaah that felt so much better… ah where was we? Oh yes, Mark Madden is good but MIKE DOGG is THE BEST!

For REAL!!! Bo Dallas still lives??? Did Brock kill him then Bo climbed himself out of the grave because he BO-LIEVES??? He’s gonna go back in there because he’s up against the Ryback…

Quote from Kevin Owens to Michael Cole – “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet…” Yo Kevin – tell these Internet Wrestling B!tches that! they might appreciate Pro Wrestling & Sports Entertainment  a bit better!

RIC FLAIR N!&&@! He and Charlotte are gonna show Nikki what a celebration looks like! Nikki surpassed the record last week, and no one came to her bashment hahahahahaahaha! Tell me Ric… did you put it in Paige & Becky?

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His proudest moment of his life happened when his daughter defeated (in his words) a great champion in Nikki Bella! GUNSHOT TO YOU WRESTLING B!TCHES! Who the f**k is Mark Madden???!!!

Oh HERE WE GO!!! PAIGE HAS TURNED EVIL!!!! F**K THAT B!TCH!!!! She cussed down the entire diva division…

I knew all along it was all about Paige from the beginning of this sh!t… Charlotte needs to slap that b!tch upside the head… Yeah Paige get on ‘our’ side talking the truth about the Bellas sleeping their way to the top… but I was never a Paige fan from the beginning. Always respected her fighting style, but the day she cussed down Naomi, I closed the book on Paige’s B!TCH @$$!

Props to Nikki, she also spoke truth. As soon as you champion, the real snakes emerge… like Paige herself.. Nikki had to deal with that sh!t for 301 days from her rivals and the IWC. Now Charlotte gonna get it… it’s the sad truth.

Maybe Paige offered Ric Flair some pu$$y and Ric turned it down and said ‘I like my meat medium well???

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Aaah man I love Mark Henry & Sheamus…. Sheamus became a hero for life because he prevented Ziggler winning the rumble one year… shut down al the Ziggler fools… I have said for years that Ziggler ain’t sh!t… but then I remembered, I’m just the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Ladies Favourite – Grant Body – P!

Talking of that fool Ziggler, he teams up with the Dudley Boyz, goin up against The New Day & Rusev! OH NO!!!! I can feel it – they gonna make Rusev do something funny!

HA! HA! HA! Corporate Kane is giving me joke!!!! He’s a bit ‘too happy go lucky for my liking!’ Where’s the mask?! It’s GONE! He’s going out to find it!

You know who else is giving me joke? Natalya. If anyone is ‘frustrated’ it’s Natalya… she just put on her granny panty girdle and told Paige to watch where she walks… I don’t hit women – it’s WRONG. But rather Natalya verbally slap Paige up than me!

NOOOOO!!!! We must build a wall around DudleyVille! We must stop the table madness! We have a voice! Together we can save the tables!!! Let us begin! I hold the first brick…

Build a wallOh I get it…. I never clocked on that New Day used a Donald Trump quote and flipped it around…

OH SH!T!! Xavier playing Rusev’s theme with the trombone! While Ziggler is getting BUSS ARSE! It’s like, he’s showing Jimmy Hart how to do it!

Even Summer Rae’s getting in there!!! Look how she’s handling the trombone! DUTTY GYAL!!!

What???? Rusev just yelled at Ziggler – Lana’s is MINE! She will never be YOURS! Damn Rusev… Lana pu$$y must have been THAT GOOD!

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And just for no reason… let’s throw up a pic of Lana… just for STC’s Premiere Dutty Bwoy – Edd Mulhall!!

Lana BattySlap that @$$ up 2 time!

In fact I’ll leave Lana to you. Naomi is all mine! I love her more and more each day. Here’s a th20150921_220014ought… what if Natalya defeats my baby? #WrestlingIsStoryline so I wanna see how it plays out…

Nice cat-like suit Natalya! Compliments go a long way people. I’m not Ladies Favourite for nothing… ever wonder why they call me ‘Mr Grant’????

Oh dear… I thought Natalya was actually gonna win that… but I’m glad she didn’t! Damn Naomi – YOU ARE AMAZING!

FOR REAL??? The crowd are chanting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day style’? They got Big Show in preparation for his encounter with the beast BRRRROCK LESSSNARR! Cesaro doesn’t wanna get punched through school buses again!

OHHH CESARO! I mean, he got that power – suplexing The Big Show from the outside to inside the ring! And that didn’t save him from getting that inevitable – PPPPPPPP!

Big Show talking sh!t about Brock! I mean, yes, You buss up Brock’s blodclart back in Survivor Series 2002… this is 2015 muthaf***a – it’s a different Brock Lesnar you ah deal wid! back then He never had all that suplex city business and UFC fighting skill!

By the way – what was that about ‘Cena’s open challenge’ Cena haters? Don’t you retards have enough? I mean, you put so much focus and energy hating on a man, you don’t realise that’s what keeps him on his game! You haters just DON’T THINK… do you???

He’s fighting Seth Rollins for the US title… so, let me get this understand so i can understand this… what if Cena retains? Does that mean he’s ‘buried’ the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? YOU DUMB RARSE!

You lot argue that out… while I just wait for the Demon Kane to come out and f**k up Rollins again!

Uh-OH!!! I mean… Cena defeats Rollins… in a way does that mean he’s the #1 contender for the title? Hmmm interesting…

Corporate Kane appears on the titantron! Smiling and all! He’s like YO! You need to be the BEST Champion you can be! But the DEMON Kane appears from beneath the ring! Comes after Rollins! Drags him down all the way to hell!!!! Oh LAWWD HAVE MERCY!!! (Yes we know how it was done you smarks – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!) Ok – a storyline with both personas at once is cool! I can ride to this!

Take it away Method Man…. IT’S KAAAANE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1153, June 29, 2015!!!

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WTF is going on I Can’t Go To Sleep,
My people getting killed in a church I couldn’t go to sleep
Can’t go on holiday in peace I couldn’t go to sleep,
France knocked out the Women’s World Cup I couldn’t go to sleep,
It’s hot to def today it’s hard to go to sleep!!!!

I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation people… FRANCE WAS KNOCKED OUT THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP!!!! BY ZE EVIL GERMANS! That, broke my heart… and you will see why in this blog later…

The Infamous Daywalker up to his outrageous antics again! Let’s see what happened on RAW shall we? RAW #1153: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

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…and in the first 16 seconds of catching up with RAW, I see Wrestling storylines recycling itself. It seems to me that Seth Rollins has spent his WWE wages on gifts for the authority out of the goodness of his heart! Everybody gets Apple watches???? FOR REAL???

Yo Seth! Er somebody over here would like a PS4, with Batman Arkham Knight, and an all expenses paid trip to Canada to see his baby girl!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I see what looks like an unveiling portrait for Glenn… don’t tell me – is it a pic of Kane on the cover for WWE2K16? No? Is it a semi naked pic of Lana??? I bet it’s a pic of Seth Rollins with the WWE Title, just like what The Rock did with Faarooq back in 98!

Haha Seth Rollins bigging up Kane and tells the audience to give him a round of applause!!! Yes I gotta do it too! APPLAUSE!!! BRAVO KANE!!! HE IS THE F**K!N MAN, OK!!!

Ok watch for the switch…

Say what???? Seth is giving Kane a vacation to Hawaii???? Why not Tunisia??? I mean, he can set fire to those muthaf***az who shot up the beach!!!

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Uh oh Seth is not done! J&J security get an extra gift? They gonna be stylin and proflyin like Ric Flair?

YO!!! who is that blondie on stage???? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet Edd Mulhall on his twitter!!! @edmondmulhall

GRANT BODY – P!!!

A brand new Cadillac???? GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!! Yo J&J gonna get nuff pu$$y in that whip word up!

Any one would think these muthaf***az won the Showcase Showdown on The Price Is Right!

Listen to Seth describing the capabilities of the car!!! With gay marriage in full force, that car gonna be packed with honeyz!!!

Is this all we gotta do for f**k!n up Brock Lesnar??? Yo sign me up! You know a lot of Undertaker fans wanna beat up Brock for breaking the streak… and we get rewarded handsomely by Seth Rollins????

Why is the Miz talking sh!t about ‘stick and move’??? Last time I check, he got knocked the f**k out by Big Show!!

Miz tries to pull a fast one by kicking down Ryback… Ryback wants to f**k him up!!! I mean who doesn’t!!!

By the way, any one seen Damien Sandow??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

OHHHH SH!T – Wish granted! Ryback Vs The Miz!!! KILL HIM RYBACK! DESTROY HIM COMPLETELY!

The Miz tries a cross body, Ryback catches him, lifts him up, and walks round the ring with him for about 5 minutes! Probably went to a commercial break! Come back, and Ryback is still holding him up! Suplex – BLAOW!!!!! They gotta put that in the WWE2K16!

Haha! Crowd chanting FEED ME MORE, Ryback ready to Meat Hook Clothesline The Miz blodclart, and the Miz is like – f**k it!!! ME GARNE!!! Well you can’t win the Intercontinental title that way at Battleground you WASSACK!!!

So let me get this right so I can understand this: Has Alicia Fox become the ‘Black Bella’??? COME ON ALICIA! Destroy that Paige lady! She calls herself the ‘anti diva’…. but she’s in Total Divas… what sort of sh!t is that?? That’s contradictory and sh!t!

Hey I like that move by Paige though! Running knee into the turnbuckle, then she follows up by standing on the first rope and dropping what looks like multiple Tiger Knees into Alicia! Paige got her Sagat on! PUT THAT MOVE IN THE WWE2K16 game!Grant Body P

Holds on to Alicia, 3 clotheslines in succession, a drop kick, comes of the ropes, another roundhouse kick to the face! Superb rally of moves by Paige!

Ok Alicia, you deserve to lose now! I mean I’m not a Paige fan but that was off the hook!

“THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!” Well Paige, do you pay the mortgage muthaf***a????  NO YOU DON’T – Vincent Kennedy does!!! SO SHUDDUP!

This week yo’boy Cesaro steps up for the US title Open challenge… or as my ninja Shadfather likes to call it: The John Cena Apology tour!! Can Cesaro giant swing Cena out of the title??

What sort of move was that by Cena? It was like, when Cesaro came off the top rope with a cross body, Cena countered, I expected an AA… but then it was like a tilt-a-whirl facebuster! What you Cena haters gotta say now muthaf***az???

Y’all gonna have to re-assess Cena’s move set on WWE2K16! Gone are the 5 moves. Gone are the Cena friendly NES Controller… You’re looking a full Capcom Fight Stick this time for WWE2K16! You gonna have to drop fireball and dragon punch motions and sh!t!

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OH SH!T! I thought Cesaro got Cena with the neutralizer super move!

Cesaro, sends for his giant swing, follows it with a sharpshooter…OK RING THE BELL!!!!!

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Now why would Kevin Owens do that???? It wasn’t like Cena was gonna tap – Cena never gives up! We have seen Cena pas out to the accolade super move from Rusev – come on Owens!!!! I mean I know why you did it but… BOO THIS MAN EVERYBODY!!!! I don’t care if he f**ked up Machine Water Gun Kelly Bundy B!tch!

(Shout out to Christina Applegate…she’d still get the D!!!)

43 years old lads... she's officially a cougar!

43 years old lads… she’s officially a cougar!

Haha superb! Darren Young has Bo Dallas in a submissive predicament (yes I know it didn’t sound right) and the New Day are giving the clap therapy! I would help out Bo Dallas but The Rock f**ked him up the other day!

OH NO! Kofi lost to Titus O’Neill in that 8 man tag contest! that’s not momentum going into his big match with BRRRROCCCK LESSSNARRRR in Japan July 3??? Ooooh I can hear the IWC complaining about that one…

FOR REAL LANA???? You are calling Ziggler a ‘REAL MAN’???? Look at the way he’s dressed?!!! Even the crowd are not convinced… dropping the WHAT? chant on Lana! (You don’t judge a man on the way he’s dressed Grant -) don’t argue with me IWC jabroni… gay marriage is in full effect and I know a lot of guys are falling on their knees  for Ziggler to put a ring on it!

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Look at Rusev with his brukk up self! Why doesn’t he just GOOO AWAAAY??? (Shout out to STC’s Joanne Chapman!! She knows what I did there!)

Ok Rusev you got yourself some new pu$$y in Summer Rae but he looks like that Summer Rae has been F**K!N YOU UP IN THE BED!!!

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Now Rusev’s saying that Lana can’t kiss??? Of COURSE she couldn’t kiss – look at your big @$$ – your mouth bigger than her face!!!

Rusev – you got Summer Rae there – so Keep It Moving to the K.I.M.!!!! You downgraded anyway – so Rusev – you get this week’s GET IN THE CHAIR AWARD!!!!

FOR REAL???? Summer Rae just slapped Lana???? OHHHH SH!!!T HERE WE GO!!! Someone’s blonde extensions gonna get pulled out tonight!!!!

WROOOOOOY!!!! Lana has gone postal on Summer Rae! White Panties showing for the world to see! Wrestling Fans wanking in their seats! Ziggler why you breaking up the fight for??? YOU WASSACK!!! Let em go!!!

The crowd on that YES! Chant! Look at Lana! Standing tall with her hands crossed like she’s an elegant lady!!! HA! HA! HA! I LIKE THAT!!!! Like nothing happened!!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! Did you see that? Roman Reigns throwing powerbombs and kendo sticks and superman punches at anything that moves! Seth Rollins coming off the top ropes – SUPER MAN PUNCH IN HIS GRILL!

OH NO!!! WYATT!!! Er.. now is not a good time Wyatt!!!

Wyatt just f**ked up Reigns! (Side Note: Er Wyatt, you supposed to remove everything from the announce table before dropping Reigns through it fool!)

Dean Ambrose, has insane as he is, cannot contend with Kane & Rollins???? CHOKESLAM! followed by a PEDIGREE! – BLAOW!!!

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Seth is not dun! Table set up in the corner, Roman Reigns – powerbombed by Seth Rollins! Picks up his carcass, another pedigree in the canvas! Bray Wyatt… picks him up… drops the kiss of Sister Abigail!!! THIS IS NOT COOL! You can’t let your daughter see this Roman!!!! It’s a baaaad day for the ladies this week, their heart-throb destroyed!

Now back to the top of the blog, I said I couldn’t go to sleep because France were knocked out of the Women’s World Cup. Now we have ugly German women possibly going to the final and none of them are gonna look like this…

Louisa Necib, French Football player

 

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Monday Night Raw #1152, June 22, 2015!!!

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It’s only right that I start the blog off like this. Even if you’re not a fan (which I’m not), you gotta pay respects to one of the foundations of wrestling. Take a bow Barry Landel, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

(Er… I don’t think WWE gonna do the massive tribute for him like they did Dusty… no bell tolling 10 times or anything like that…)

I’m sure Heaven got a full roster now…. HWF (Heaven Wrestling Federation)… that’s what I’m calling it! Let’s keep it moving y’all! RAW #1152! Hol’ Dat – RECORD SKIP!!! Virgin Media says I can’t watch live??? MUTHAF***A!

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Hang on, let me get this right so I can understand this: Brock Lesnar has to give an apology for his actions back in April, but it’s Mike Cole doing the apologising??!!! HA! HA! HA! Yeah Mike… APOLOGISE!!! For being a WACK commentator when sh!t pops off! You stay quiet and sh!t… you don’t make the sh!t exciting! Fans cannot hate heels because YOU MIKE COLE don’t make it sound convincing like JR did! JR – that man made you HATE the heels. Now everyone cheers the heels and it’s YOUR FAULT!!!! Brock apologizes to JAY-BEE because he does his job properly!

Did you hear the crowd roar when Paul Heyman described Seth Rollins??!!! I’m just waiting for the meme that follows that!!!

Oh sh!!!!!t! July 19… mark it in your calendar people! Seth has a one way, all expenses paid, first class ticket to Suplex City B!TCH!!! the question remains: Will Seth smile through the onslaught????

It is a sad day, when Kane has to get help from Seth Rollins to defeat Dean Ambrose… not saying that Ambrose is weak but we talking Kane here! The big red retard who can finally speak!!!! (Shout out to The Rock!) But words from the wise to the guys in the locker room: When fighting Kane or Undertaker, NEVER go top ropes!!! They grab you by your neck, Chokeslam off the top rope – BLAOW!!! And Mike Cole didn’t even call that properly! FOOL!

YES PRIME TIME PLAYERS! AH YU DAT??!!! They defeated The Decension!!!! A part of me wats the Decension to stay in the main roster, the other part of me says ‘send dem muthaf***az back to NXT’- dem nah ready!!! You know what I really want? I want Kane to stop his foolishness, take the Decension under his wing… 3 man team – The Fires of Hell!!! I’m telling you – it would work!!!!

Look how Undertaker did it – formed The Ministry, The Brood, Acolytes, Mideon & Viscera, that’s 7 guys plus Undertaker. 5 of the 7 turned out successful in the end!

Are you not entertained Sheamus? I bet you are now! Roman Reigns beating you down and sh!t!

That is f**ked up!!!! How has Bray got f**ked up pics of Reigns in that dark room with candles and sh!t, acting like he’s having a tea party with Reigns daughter?

Now this is what I’m talking about Bray! Less of the cryptic shit you do and more of this deranged mind games! You took the advice onboard! Superb work Wyatt! Now let me hear the next person who complains about you…

“Xavier has got a lot to say, that’s all there is to it…” (JBL)

Well THE GRANT SAYS – You lucky Xavier hasn’t got a loud-speaker like Jimmy Hart! Or what about Daivari, who used to manage Muhammad Hassan! His mouth went at 100 miles an hour, and he spoke ‘Arab’!!! I put it in quotations because that was character back then!

With the PTP rushing the ring to even things up with the New Day, I’m surprised this match between Neville and Kingston wasn’t turned into a 6 man tag team ma…. Oh I forgot, Teddy Long wasn’t there…

I’m not a fan of both guys, but when Barrett turned his elbow pad red, and hit the Bullhammer super move to Wack Ryder while he was on top ropes… THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!

You know what Cena, big ups to WWE editing all that bla-bla-bla you do… I understand how you roll and all that… but I’d turn to Kevin Owens and say F**K YOU! I ain’t giving you an US Title shot! Because I issued an open challenge to you and you said NO. You stamp on my title like it’s garbage, You forgot great champions like Harley Race, Booker-T & Goldberg held this title muthaf***a? I challenge you for your NXT title and you say NO? F**K YOU!!! At Battleground, I’ll just f**k you up! Keep it Real huh????

WTF did Kevin Owens just say??? He just spoke in a different language! Answers on a postcard please at my twitter @MZATheInfamous!

Never mind hold the tweets! Now both muthaf***az speaking in French! god dammit where’s Maryse when you need her? In fact f**k that – Lillian Garcia – speak Spanish for me girl! F**k that – where’s my Roselyn Sánchez?? My Senorita??

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See that woman above? You may have seen her in Devious Maids or Without a Trace or Boat Trip or most notably, Rush Hour 2, She only has to speak, and mi cocky stan up!!!

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F**K ME!!!! Naomi how are you gonna bounce off the second turnbuckle like that baby girl??? Sorry to be profane but that girl can f**k… just by watching those few seconds! In fact – f**k that – this is my blog – I ain’t apologizing for sh!t!

Just watch the first few seconds… but if you’re a Paige fan this won’t apply to you!

GRANT BODY – P!

AAAH SH!T! Tamina set up Nikki for the Rear End super move from Naomi, Nikki ducks, Naomi hits Tamina! Bellas pick up the win… CURSES!

Is that all Ryback??? A splash off the top ropes to defeat Mark Henry??? Oh mannnn!!! I expected you to pull off a 450 or something!!! Oh I get it… you heard about that Uhaa Nation dude… haha!!! Soon Ryback… soon!

You see this match right here? Adam Rose Vs Dolph Ziggler? This is that toilet break sh!t… Now as i mention it… I feel for the toilet now excuse me…

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Maybe it is still worth watching after all… if it’s good for Rusev… I suppose it’s good for me!

Is it me or does Lana look unhappy? What’s wrong Lana, is it because Ziggler discovered what your name is backwards and wanted to try that sexual position???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

If there is one thing I will never understand more than smoking, its Anal intercourse. I mean… (JR VOICE – There’s DOODOO IN THERE! FOR GOD’S SAKES!)

OH SNAP! was Lana’s hair meant to all flow out then? Ziggler couldn’t even do that right! And his kissing technique is still suspect! I’m sitting here in disbelief… So is Rusev by the looks of things…GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

Rusev so bex he threw away his crutches and him drop down ah ground! HAHAHAHA!!! MAKE IT BURN, MAKE IT BURN, (YOU GON LEARN!) MAKE IT BURRRRRNNNNNNN!!!

Wait a minute… what’s this?? Summer Rae???? Giving back Rusev his crutches? Don’t tell me she wants some of the super athlete??? Oh I see where this is going here! Mixed tag match: Rusev & Summer Vs Ziggler & Lana… I don’t know when, but remember I told ya!

Rusev.. you DO realise she’s a ‘Stupid American’… right??? That don’t mean sh!t when it comes to pum-pum!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Listen to Seth Rollins begging the Authority to Take Him Back.. this isn’t Ghostface Killah And Jackie-O muthaf***a!

OH SNAP!!! Here Comes The Pain! But can he Bring The Pain to the Authority??? Rollins got a taste of suplex city, but has Kane waited all this time to wreak revenge for what happened to his older brother at WrestleMania last year? Chokeslam to Lesnar – BLAOW!!!

Did I… dis I just see Seth Rollins drop the CURB STOMP super move to Lesnar from the top ropes??? I think I did!!! BACKSIDE!

Another Chokeslam by Kane – BLAOW!!! (That was for breaking the streak muthaf***a!!!)

FOR REAL???? Rollins hit the Pedigree on Lesnar???? OH SH!T! Suplex City has a mayor! and his name is TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1151, June 15, 2015!!!

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It’s only right that I start the blog off like this. Even if you’re not a fan (which I’m not), you gotta pay respects to one of the foundations of wrestling. Take a bow Dusty Rhodes, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

Sheamus is LOADED! Nikki going for 295! Cena CAN wrestle.. how many fans had heart failure? This is the aftermath! RAW #1151! HOL’DAT-BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell… somebody’s happy isn’t he? He retained his title, and he did it all on his own… somebody stick a gold star on this muthaf***a! Anyone would think Seth Rollins finished reading his first link-up book!

(A Bus.)

(A Big Bus.)

(A Big Red Bus.)

(A Big Red Bus In Hill Street.)

GRANT BODY – P! GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!!

Oh for real? Welcome to Monday Night RAWLINS???!!!! He’s thanking us for being here! Well thank you Seth! You and Ambrose put on a classic match word up!

Damn Seth got a shout out list? Shall we play the 9th Wonder instrumental???

Hang on – he’s bigging up himself???? What about Triple & Steph? I thought Triple was proud of him? Not even they get props? Wait a minute – he should punch his ticket to the Hall Of Fame???? This man OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

OH SNAP! Is that how Dean Ambrose gonna congratulate his adversary? Give him some more beatings??? HAHAHA! He ain’t going anywhere until Rollins comes back so he can get some more beatings!

Last week Joey Mercury pinned Rollins… you best give him his well deserved title shot RAWLINGS!

I thought this rivalry was over… I thought not!

I think Rawlings is in a little bit of trouble…. running his mouth disrespecting the whole authority…who’s the next opponent? I think we know don’t you sexy ladies and b!tch @$$ muthaf***az!

Big up Sheamus! The new Mr Munny Innah Bank! What’s wrong fat @$$ IWC jabronies? you didn’t like that sh!t? Do The Knowledge you big dummies!

Dean and Sheamus love a fight… and we love a fight too!!!! GET HIM DEAN! Mess up that Rocksteady Headtop!

Damn son! Sheamus just f**k!n up Ambrose legs!!!! Ambrose would rather pass out than tap to Rocksteady! So who’s Bebop? Mark Henry???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

UH-OH!!! Randall!!!! Caused Shadfather’s favourite move! Ambrose got the Distraction Roll Up pin to Sheamus! Forget all that – Randall was out to finish Sheamus! RKO – BL…..no Sheamus blocked it!

Oh dear Joey Mercury heard me!!!! He wants to test RAWlings for the World Wrestling Federation Championship! Make it happen RAWlings!!!! #GiveJandJAChance! Make it trend! Put it on your twitter! Matter of fact – I’ll do that my damn self!

For real? They just did a Fatherhood advert featuring Roman Reigns? They’re not turning him heel now! IWC Make it Burn! Throw the rumours out the window!

Is it me or does Wade Barrett’s theme sound racist???? And you wonder why I can’t stand that muthaf***a!

OOOOHHHHH SH!!!T! It’s Kevin Owens!!! Looks like he’s gonna run the NXT open challenge! I believe I have found the right opponent for him… Could it be this b!tch?

Chyna 2015

Photo courtesy of STC Member Edd Mulhall

What the hell was she doing there? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

So that’s why you f**ked up Cena? Because Cena told you ‘You belong here’? Ok now we know not to compliment Owens!

Now this muthaf***a wants the US Title! I thought it was beneath you Owens? Anyway who’s gonna take the challenge? Dolph Ziggler? Is he bringing his new gyal?

Backing Kevin Owens here – COME ON OWENS!!!! Powerbomb Ziggler’s clart like you did Cena at the Munny Innah Bank!

I am disappointed! I was hoping for Chyna to come out! (Yo Mike she and Steph have beef) I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! Vincent Kennedy squashed the beef with Bret, Bruno, Warrior, and whoever else. Look at Warrior. He’s no longer with us in the physical… Steph – you gotta make it burn – same goes for you Chyna, sort your sh!t out!

See with Chyna all she gotta do his punch Owens in his d!ck and take his sh!t!!! She invented the low blow!

Well since the NXT championship isn’t on the line, what happens if Ziggler beats him? I’m saying hmmmmm….

Pop-up Powerbomb – BLAOW!!!! Ziggler finish!!!! I just love the look on jabronies faces when Ziggler loses.. can’t kiss Lana right… all sorts of sh!t…

Where does Paige think she’s going? Rallying the rest of the divas to stop the Bella Twins? The women must take Paige for joke? Little 22-year-old milk of magnesia trying to lead the likes of my beautiful Naomi? My sexy Layla? Tamina? Alicia Fox??? Rosa Mendes? Are you smoking that tical Paige????

Undertaker Tombstone a B!tch

Meme courtesy of STC member Adam Maskell

My thoughts exactly Undertaker…. Paige outta order and bright!

Speaking of Undertaker, considering that he’s a few years older than Kane… Kane’s conditioning is better than that of his ‘brother’…

…and speaking of his ‘brother’… Ok Seth Rollins you’re pushing it now! Why do you love provoking Kane so much??? Mentioning Paul Bearer and the don of dons… er Seth… look at the meme above these sentences….

Damn come on RAW hurry up and get to the handicap divas match! I wanna see the Bellas knock Paige the f**k out! I wanna see what Wyatt gotta say about dropping Reigns with the Sister Abigail for no reason!

YES! Roman Reigns coming down the stairs! The women grabbing his d!ck!!!

It was injustice what Wyatt done! Oh no not this crazy cryptic sh!t!!! Or maybe not!!!! It all stems from when he defeated Wyatt last week! Stole his moment! Why did we not clock this before!

OH MY GOD!!! (I have to put on my JR Voice) BRAY’S GOING AFTER ROMAN’S DAUGHTER! HE COULD NOT BE THAT HEINOUS! WHAT A SICK & TWISTED HUMAN BEING! Yo that is f**ked up yo! No Roman – you have to F**k up Wyatt now…. this is some Cradle To the Grave sh!t now… some DMX & Vanessa sh!t!

Here we go… Bellas on Paige handicap match! Come on Bellas, beat out her blodclart!

Superb wrestling skill by Nikki! Caught Paige in the head scissors, turning her on her stomach and doing press ups! Can your favourite wrestler do that??? NO – SHUT THE F**K UP!

Shout out to Xzibit! Choke her Spank her Pull her hair!

Shout out to Xzibit! Choke her Spank her Pull her hair!

Nikki hit the elbow on Paige! FINISH HER! Nikki hits the rack attack on Paige – BLAOW!!! FATALITY!

Oh hell to the no – that Machine Gun scrawny idiot is gonna perform??? Ok this is the part where I watch babestation…

In fact f**k that – Let me play one of the latest tunes I’m feeling…

YES KEVIN OWENS! MY HERO! MY MAN!!! He just powerbombed Machine Gun pu$$yclart skinny leggings wearing b!tch through the stage!!! That was the best thing I’ve ever seen! F**k that fake sh!t! We don’t do that over here! Kevin Owens supports REAL HIP HOP!!!! HE IS BRILLIANT!!!

Why are the commentators bex for? I didn’t wanna hear that noise! The fans sure as hell didn’t! I wonder what Mike Knoxxx of the BDSIR Network/Fox Sports gotta think about that???

Big up the Primetime Players! New World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! But can the New Day take back their titles?

Well this is a 6-man jump off, My dude Neville joins the PTP, against the team that uses the POP: the Power Of Positivity!

I know Dean Ambrose ain’t playing ‘Bullseye’  using Seth Rollins as the dartboard!

And people ain’t gonna stop until they get Kane to come to his senses and send for his mask and tombstone people and set them on fire! Come on Kane!!!!! This is why the fans loved you back in the day! Stop fooling yourself man!

Finally! We gonna find out who RAWlins next opponent is…. surely it can’t be the man that’s rumoured??? The man who defeated the don of dons and shocked the world??!!!

Triple’s dress sense is becoming more like Vincent Kennedy isn’t it???

Grant - still got it!

Seth seems to have a smile on his face…. I dunno Seth! Do you need the toilet? My instincts tell me you may need it!

Once again Steph your black dress – OHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Triple – get her for the lads!!!!!

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!! BRRRRROCCCCK LESSSSSSSNAR!!!!! He gotta Suplex City shirt!!!! That’s it now! What happened to your smile Seth? You’re the architect… right??? You are the future…..huh???!!! The Shield…. all that boasting? All that bravado? You can take him surely??? Your comrade Roman Reigns did!!! You are the best WWE champion of all time??? THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID! Now get in there and SHUDDUP!!!!

On a real though people… this week’s Raw… if you DVR’d it… you’re gonna fast forward a lot of sh!t… but don’t fast forward too much past Machine Gun b!tch @$$… Anyway guys, I think Seth Rollins will be needing the men’s room, nobody go in there for about 35-45 minutes… somebody open the window…

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Seth Rollins...

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Seth Rollins…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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