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Monday Night Raw #1211, August 8, 2016!!!

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DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

So Puff Daddy is producing the soundtrack for the new game… I saw the track listing and it looks like this:

  • Action Bronson & Joey Bada$$ (feat. Rico Love) – “What About The Rest Of Us”
  • Anderson .Paak – “Come Down”
  • Andy Black – “We Don’t Have To Dance”
  • Axwell Λ Ingrosso – “This Time”
  • Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”
  • Bring Me The Horizon – “Run”
  • FIDLAR – “Drone”
  • French Montana (feat. Kojak Black) – “Lockjaw”
  • iSHi (feat. French Montana, Wale, & Raekwon) – “We Run”
  • P. Diddy, Black Rob & Mark Curry – “Bad Boy For Life”
  • Travis Barker & Yelawolf – “Out of Control”
  • Twenty One Pilots – “Ride”
  • Yellow Claw (feat. Lil Eddie) – “We Made It”

THE GRANT SAYS: Four things – 1, I’m interested to hear the Anderson Paak track. 2, I can confirm that the Action Bronson track ‘What About The Rest Of Us’ is a great track which was played on our very own RePPiN4U HIP HOP SHOW. 3, Wu-Tang fans gonna be mad as f**k when they find out Raekwon has collaborated with Wale & French Montana, not the first time Raekwon has sought commercial appeal, and 4 – Bad Boy 4 Life is automatically the best tune on the soundtrack! AND THAT’S THE TRUTH!

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In other news: Did you see the Rio Olympic opening ceremony? Or more importantly – Did you see ANITTA?!!! The Grant Says – JENNIFER LOPEZ – MOVE YUH BACKSIDE! FIGURATIVELY  AND LITERALLY!

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RAW 1211! Why don’t they let the Infamous Informer do the hip hop side of the soundtrack and a rock soundtrack by a STC Member???

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What’s 10x better than a 20-minute promo by Triple TEEF? A 20 minute promo by Enzo & Cass! Now I feel sorry for Enzo here, because he was bussin skillz with Sasha last week…. then next minute we find out she got married! Sasha that’s cold baby girl!

Yes you cannot please everybody… I see a select few who are not feeling these two! I say HAND IN YOUR WRESTLING CARD! You attitards mean to tell me that you love everything that Road Dogg & Billy Gunn did back then but don’t rate this? YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. SERIOUSLY. GIVE ME YOUR CARD. YOU’RE DONE.

What we are seeing are four guys in Enzo & Cass, Jericho & Owens with top-notch mic skills! They are most likely to clash at the Summerslam joint!

Reading the twitter feed while  Jericho and Enzo are settling ‘It’, that is a good name – ‘JeriKO’… I can ride to that but only for this feud right here. I don’t want them to team for the long haul as Kevin Owens is too good for that. If he does I will compl… wait.. I’m NOT THAT GUY… I DON’T DO DRUGS!

The question remains – is Kevin Owens aware that Puff Daddy is in the building? Answers on a postcard please or tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Jericho – how long have you been in the game – a good 20 years at best right? So why you thought you won when you clearly didn’t hear Enzo tap or the ref call that he passed out?

They say Big Cass had ‘no choice’ but to kick down Jericho… er yes he did…. Kevin Owens was interfering, so would it not make sense for Big Cass to kick down Kevin Owens????

OH NO! Rusev is gonna rub it in to the 40-year-old virgins of the WWE Universe that he’s banging Lana on a regular now he’s put a ring on it! If I was Rusev I’d rub it in too, and wish them another 40 years of getting no pu$$y!

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While Braun Strowman beats on another CAW from WWE2K17, I’ll take this time to talk about my newest crush, the Brazilian singer Anitta… see this gir….. what the match finish already? Oh OK! I’ll promise you guys a pic of this chick who in my opinion is out to dethrone J-LO!

Wait a minute – Puff Daddy is inviting Mick Foley & The Family to the Bad Boy Tour??? Mick got good taste in music – he asked if Faith Evans gonna be there! YES MICK you just scored points from me! Just for you, here’s one of my favourite Faith Evans tunes!

When this tune used to drop in the club back in the day, your Infamous Informer would brukk out! Women would challenge him on the dance floor… aaaah the memories…

Darren Young & Titus O’Neill are fighting again so I’ll continue my stories of my past clubbing career… I remember my ex from Preston… she said to me after the club that while I disappeared to the big man’s room, women approached her and told her how ‘lucky’ she was she got me… Well THE GRANT SAYS – all you women lose because I long retired from the clubbing scene and I have a woman who loves me as much as I love her! Go back to your ‘bad boys and wannabe thugs’ who treat you wrong because that’s what you like right???

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Finally – someone worth watching! The Great Seth Rollins!

Er yeah Seth – Finn Balor is right – you was playing Pokemon Go, (and maybe taking selfies of your todger) while everybody else had to fight for the spot… suddenly I’m not feeling this promo… I know he’s supposed to get me invested in his fight with Finn Balor but.. I dunno Seth! Try again kid!

Sheamus Vs Cesaro???? Did we have this match like – last week? YES WE DID! Oh lawwd… Mick Foley you are slipping on your commissioner skills!

So while they fight let me hit you off with the Smack Talk Centre’s official theme for Summerslam, a lot better than that Flo-Rida crap let me tell ya!

I love both Sheamus and Cesaro.. but it’s like, fans say they could watch Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens feud for months… I can’t say the same for these two…

Oh man they have built this contest good eh? Randall Vs Brock Lesnar… it’s true, there’s no history between the two other than they trained at OVW, and they both became the youngest World Wrestling Federation champion… Brock is right – Randall ain’t sh!t compared in terms of accomplishments, don’t forget – Brock did what Randall failed to do at WrestleMania, but let’s not get into that! That alone puts Brock in a league of his own. Brock is a machine, but Randall has voices in his head which makes him borderline psycho… what do you think guys?!!!

Can’t lie to ya – these wrestling matches are boring me this week… just thrown together, some of them are repeats from last week… no storyline or nothing…taht’s not like me – normally I find a positive outlook on RAW… perfect time to talk about my new crush – Anitta…

See here I was watching the Rio Olympics opening ceremony, when suddenly this woman graces my screen… when I tell you my jaw dropped and my Johnson stood at attention…

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I thought – what a sexy gyal! WHAT A WOMAN! Then I took to YouTube and Twitter to find out more… YO THIS GYAL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAD PEOPLE! This woman can and will end your career if she twerks on you!

Ok this segment should give me the most joke! Let’s get back to Infamous Informer mode with this wedding ceremony between Rusev & Lana Machka!

Lana’s wedding dress though!!! she’s not supposed to show that much leg is she???? Hey I’m not complaining!

The question remains – will those two terrible singers come out to sing like they did for Triple and Stephanie?! Answers on a postcard please!

Rub it in guys! I’m just waiting for Roman Reigns to f**k it all up!

OH SNAP – The crowd chanting BORING!!!!! Oh my days!!! Yo Roman where you at rude boy?

Wait a minute – Roman Reigns gonna be the Best Man? Hold up – you know what that Best Man film is about don’t you???

Where has Reigns got these super mic skills from??? This is what I mean! Let Roman be Roman!!! He’s throwing shots left and right here!!!!

Rusev can’t take this sh!t – he goes and attacks Reigns! And look what happen – Rusev bumps into Lana and her face meets the wedding cake! NOW she looks magically delicious!

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Ok this is what I came to see! Sasha, Dana Brooke, Charlotte, you three sexy @$$£$ steal the show! Show dem how fi do it!Grant BODY RIO

Confirmed – Charlotte was champ for 309 days and never made a big deal about it…

See I would have seen the match, but my woman called me.. oh well, I could turn off RAW at this point, but NO… I don’t half @$$ my blogs to you wonderful people!

WROOOOOOOY!!!! OK that’s the best segment on RAW this week – Finn Balor’s promo on Seth Rollins, breaking down the legend of his name!!! Now THAT is how to get invested!!! Followed by another video promo by the Bullet Club who have ow discovered an epidemic called ‘ringpostitis’… LADIES! You do not want a man who suffers from that condition!

Even with Big E down, that doesn’t stop The New Day’s power of positivity… well apart from Luke Gallows… oh no they gonna give Kofi Kingston a case of RingPostItis – but Xavier Woods is like – f**k that – I will beat this chair into your chrome dome! (no chair shots to the head Grant) FOR REAL? Well kick the Bullet Club in their cratches then!

Yes, RAW wasn’t supposed to focus on the GMs, but Vincent Kennedy did also say – ‘even if you break the law’, and the crowd seem to love Danny Bryan!

I don’t get it – why would Rusev interrupt this segment right here? He looks dressed to fight! He can’t crush Danny Bryan? Has he gone insane? Cesaro – you are going about this the wrong way! Yes you would get a championship opportunity if you beat Sheamus last week, but the US TITLE was not what the IWC had in mind!!!!

Talking of Sheamus – he tried to teef!!! Cesaro hit the neutralizer super move but the ref was down! Cesaro had the match won!

Sheamus f**ked it up for Cesaro… well the Grant says.. RAW was boring this week, slow-paced, I thought Sasha, Dana and Char- Roman Reigns with a spear to Rusev at the end of the match – BLAOW!!!!

Ok as I was saying… RAW only started to get better 2.5 hours later in the show… that’s not good enough cretins! The quicker you get your cruiser weight jump off going the better.

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Monday Night Raw #1196, April 25, 2016!!!

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What the f**k is going on I can’t go to sleep,

Eddie’s mamacita is gone I couldn’t go to sleep,

First the king, then the queen, now the prince it’s hard to go to sleep,

Me and ‘Mrs Jones’ don’t have a thing going on I can’t go to sleep…

Shout out to ‘Mrs Jones’… she knows who she is… hell, she’s not even a wrestling fan so she won’t be reading this… but STC’s Susan Brunton might have an idea who she is, hell – she was in her class back in school days… I’m just thinking back 20 years ago how things might have been in an alternate world… the way we were?? Me & ‘Mrs Jones’ would have at least 6 kids by now!

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In other news, fans are anticipating how RAW is gonna start this week… will we see a video package dedicated to Chyna? Will the bell toll 10 times? Or will it just be one screen saying Joanie Laurer 1969 – 2016… whatever WWE does, it’s bound to be met with scrutiny…

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RAW #1196! It’s a Great Day In the Mourning! TIME TO GET PAYBACK!

WWF PROPA TINGZWhoa… no 10 bell salute… yo my hands are clean, maybe it’s a good idea to turn off every notification in wrestling groups… yep… I have assignments to complete! And I will have seen Method Man & Redman live…

So much for ‘not sticking around’… see that’s what happens when you believe the dirty dirt sheets! Shane gonna jump off the show!

UH-OH!!!! Look who is here! Stephanie!!!! Oh no… don’t tell me she gonna be like ‘get the hell out of my ring!!!!’

Oh no! Stephanie is a Hartford baby!!! Put some respeck on her name!!!!

Vincent Kennedy is gonna decide if Shane or the Authority gonna run RAW! Oh no… that Triple TEEF is gonna come back with his hammer at the Payback joint!

SWITCH! Shane sent security after Stephanie and dashed her out the building! yes he can so that – he’s still in charge at least til Payback!

So good to hear Sheamus music entrance again… unless they can turn this League of Nations rubbish around then I say shut it down…

Catch the outfits of Gallows & Anderson! They mean business!!!! Someone getting f**ked up on RAW I can assure you!

OH NO! The New Day quoted Birdman and Prince! Leave it to the hottest faces in the company! Wait a minute – the Vaudevillians say they gonna party like it’s 1899???? They can’t do that! I bet Enzo & Cass gonna party like it’s 2099! And you can’t teach that muthaf***a!

Look at The New Day loving this!!!! Doesn’t matter who wins…. the fans win here!!!

Ok Usos… you guys are great and always are… but the Bullet club mans are gonna destroy you! My advice…Just stick and move… wear them down… use the distraction roll up and get the f**k outta there!

What do I know? I’m just a fan who has never laced a pair of boots and always got food by my side watching this wrestling sh!t on a computer! The difference between me & you? I make this look good!

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“They (Gallows, Anderson, AJ Styles) were part of a ‘club’ down there (Japan)”… that’s it go ahead and complain that Mike Cole is told not to address them as the ‘bullet club’! Knock yourself out! I should be watching this match examining their fighting style, and there is ‘bullet club’ chants from the Hartford Connecticut crowd!

The Bullet Club, ready to finish the Uso brudda… and Roman Reigns came through and rushed the ring! He’s still about that injustice!

***the remainder of this blog will be caught up on WWE.Com, since the stream decided to f**k up… and that’s not good… I got such a busy week! Yes it’s assignment week, and you know how that is!***

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Check it out! Lana is back with Rusev at ringside! But now I’m playing catch up, so answers on a postcard please – did Lana tell the fans to SHUT-TUP??? Did she signal for the Rusev Crush? And did she do this pictured below?

Lana stretch

Because if she didn’t… that’s why Rusev lost to Sami Zayn!!!! Sorry Melina, you have been dethroned as the most flexible woman in WWE history!

I’m sorry, I just can’t help but think that Stardust Vs Apollo Crews is this generation’s Goldust Vs Ahmed Johnson…

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…and if you remember that feud… you would be glad that the product today is now PG!

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“What do I do? I win matches, I make history, I demand respect…”  Sounds like Jericho is on that delusional birdbwoy sh!t too!

Dean Ambrose should kneel down and kiss Jericho’s $1500 boots? One, the boots look bruk down, my trainers are in better condition! And I’ve had them for two years! And two, this ain’t 1995 fool!!!

Well Jericho demanded an apology right? Well in true WWE Attitude style (gasp!! he said it!! -) Get over yourself jabroni – Deano apologized for whuppin Jericho’s @$$!

THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!  THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Ooooooh that’s gotta be extra painful I mean… it’s on the ANNOUNCE TABLE! Quick! Call the ambulance to come and pick up the people!

HAHAHAHAHA That dutty Ric Flair! He likes what he sees! And I’m not talking about the wrestling contest! I’m talking about Emma! He looks like he wants some of that flamin’ gallar!GRANT BODY PHENOM

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Natalya makes Emma tap out to the sharpshooter! Charlotte doesn’t look impressed! I’ll tell who does look impressed – RIC FLAIR! Not only does he want the flamin gallar, he wants some Canadian Maple Syrup!!!!

I’m calling it now – The Miz & Rusev will feud somwhere down the road. The fact of the matter is this – we all love Lana. Lana & Rusev gonna turn face at some point remember I told ya… if Maryse is looking to get physical I can definitely see it coming…

“I am used to being criticized by the faceless, nameless, anonymous internet trolls and tough guys…” WHOA!!!!! Mike Mizanin I’m gonna put some RESPECK ON YOUR NAME!

So Cesaro thinks he’s some James Bond figure? The women love the Swiss Superman! I think it’s cheesy (oh wait – get it!!!) but hey… it works so run with it!

These guys using cheesy movie quotes and sh!t! They would have fit well at WrestleMania 21… All those classic movie sketches they did? That was cool… even Undertaker did one!

AAAAAH SH!T I was hoping Cesaro would havbe took the challenge! Could he giant swing The Miz with Maryse laid on top of him sideways??? Best save that for WrestleMania 33 right??!!!

Haha Cesaro held the IC belt high, gave it back to Maryse, left the rng and fixed his jacket! SUPERB!

Before we head into Roman Reigns Vs Bertie, let’s take a look at Chyna’s career…

Big respect to Chyna, she set off a lot of sh!t broke down walls… I mean, first Royal Rumble entrant as a female, first female intercontinental champion… and she re-invented the kick in the d!ck (Shout out to STC’s Nicola Hardwick!) If only Chyna kicked death in the d!ck…

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Roman Reigns shows that distraction roll ups don’t work on him! Sorry Bertie, the Bullet Club’s appearance is not enough! Use all your skills!

Where the Uso’s at???? Get out here and help your cuzo! Yo Jimmy! Send Naomi to me I GOT THIS!

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This is so interesting! AJ Styles is like – nah nah I got this!  But Roman is keeping his wits about him! Superman Punch to Styles – BLAOW! Bullet Club back in… putting the beatdown to Reigns, then Styles comes through with the phenomenal forearm – BLAOW!

OH SNAP! I think Finn Balor trolled you jabronies! Lost his title and told you ‘see you Monday…’ so there you were jerking off and look what happen! He could have meant another NXT signing! He could have meant see you down at the coffee shop! He could have meant – see you at O2 Academy Birmingham for the Redman & Method Man show!

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Monday Night Raw #1179, December 28, 2015!!!

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AAAAAAAH SH!T!!! WWE playing the hand they dealt! They gonna fill that muthaf***a – I PROMISE YOU! The question remains – Will he fight?! Well if he announces this – surely it’s to fight right? Or is it trick knowledge to fill the WrestleMania seats in a business stunt?

RAW #1179! LETS GET THAT 2016 FLOW! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAAAH SH!T!!! VINCENT KENNEDY IN THE BUILDING!!! And my stream is f**k!n about!!! F****K!

ROMAN REIGNS IN THE BUILDING! Oh no… you don’t suppose Vincent Kennedy is gonna fire him? Nah he wants Roman to suffer… just like Austin suffered, like The Rock, Undertaker, HBK…Triple…

Nobody embarasses a McMahon!!! AAAH SH!T – Roman you will pay for this!!! The crowd are dropping the WHAT chant on Vincent Kennedy! I’m surprised he hasn’t said – SHUT UP WHILE I’M TALKING! And he still claims he is a certified billionaire! This segment is great! Crowd with the YES Chant supporting Reigns! Yo this kid is over rude boy!

Crowd chanting Daniel Bryan & CM Punk… but I don’t know why… and Vincent Kennedy is like – SHUUUUUDDDDDUP!!!!!! LAWWWWWWWD!

Is Vincent Kennedy throwing racial slurs against the Samoans??? Hey Vince – Samoan lives matter!!! Look what happen – you assaulted a police officer! Everytime you say ‘I’m Vince McMahon damnit’ something bad happens to you!!!! Vincent Kennedy is arrested like a common criminal! Roman Reigns should have poured beer down the back of his neck! I liked how Reigns had the mic to the police while they were saying Vince had a right to an attorney!!! Reigns smiling and sh!t!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Thy should have arrested Stephanie too – well I would have arrested Stephanie!!! Just for wearing those sexy @$$ knee high boots… SEXY B!TCH!!!

Stephanie in my thronePhoto courtesy of PG Kills WWE FB group

You mean to tell me I blinked and I missed Neville beat Kevin Owens??? You don’t do that!!! Now Neville is getting BUSS ARSE! Ok guys! two things you DON’T DO – tweet Owens in a negative, and counter his Pop-up powerbomb into a pin!!! If you do – RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

Holy sh!t! the referees were carrying Neville up the ramp, then Owens ran out – what a dutty clothesline – BLAOW! A move JBL would be proud of! But then Ambrose comes out!!!! Fist and fire all over Owens! Yes Ambrose! Get that fat f**k!

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John Cena fights Bertie in the Raw Main Event – will he win back the US championship? If he does, the haters be like – “Del Rio got buried – Cena’s making the League of Nations look…” I got an idea – you haters SHUT THE F**K UP! No new years resolutions from the Infamous Informer – I will continue to put the haters in their place!!!

Team BAD I love you but you can’t diss Brooklyn??? You three are lucky Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Sean Price are not here – they would tell you to Shut the f**k up and suck their d!ck with barbecue sauce – P!!!!

Jay-Z & Biggie Smalls – Sasha drop your draws!!!!

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Becky – it’s not looking good for you girl – Sasha gonna mash you up – WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!Saying that these two always put on a fantasic contest…

Becky Lynch – High risk manuever coming up – splashes the whole of Tean BAD! She gonna pay for that I will assure you!

But Sasha is dominating Becky in this match! And she hollered – UNITY! with her Team BAD girls!

Aaaah sh!t! Becky hung up on the apron, Sasha bounces off the ropes, comes back makes a suicide dive – missed Becky – hit her two Set It Off sistas!

Good counter tchnique sequence in the closing moments of that match but Sasha with a roll up and pull the tights for the win! Yes people! We gonna see Sasha beat up Becky Lynch every week until big big WrestleMania… the pay off will be great folks! LET THE STORYLINE PLAY OUT!

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! They just showed a mugshot of Vincent Kennedy!!!! as soon as the STC boys get that shot – it will be here!

The New Day are right – you jabronies didn’t vote for them for tag team of the year – so they ain’t singing for your dumb @$$!

AAAH SH!T – HERE IT IS!!!! I can see the IWC using this for memes such as ‘arrested for not pushing Cesaro’, ‘bad booking’… oh no the possibilities are endless!

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Xavier Wuss! That should be his new name! Sin Cara was right to jump in when The New Day were teefin! But get the joke! Xavier take off shirt and was then like – you know what? Payback is a BIIIIIIIIIG E! Oh dear Sin Cara you are in trouble now!

First Kevin Owens, Now the New Day are telling Mike Cole how to call the match! And everytime Sin Cara gets brukk up by Big E, that trombone will play!

Oh dear… seems like Big E mashed up Sin Cara’s shoulder! Did you IWC trainspotters see the ref throw up the ‘X’ sign? You like to see that sh!t don’t you?! all those minor details! (f**kouttahere…)

Damn Sin Cara is determined he gonna finish this muthaf***a!

Well yeah – Big E finished it for you… spectacular moves aside – the Big Ending put you down son….

While The Miz does his Year in Review, It gives me the chance to plug the upcoming STC From the UK best of 2015 show… Hit the BDSIR NETWORK logo at the bottom of this blog and it will take you right there…

Yeah – no one wants to hear The Miz and his battyman self… not even the Ryback who says 2016 gonna be his year! You are the big guy, and Goldust likes big guys!!!

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Talking of battyman… Zack Ryder is here! He claims 2016 gonna be his year too! Well The Grant says Zack Ryder is right – it will be his year when he finally gets FUTURE ENDEAVOURED!

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So what’s up R-Truth? He says vote for him for Superstar of the year! Ok Truth, I got you for 2016! But what about Heath Slater?? Or even The Big Show??? What is this – the future endeavoured segement?

The Big Show! Punched Slater through schoolbuses! Beat down Goldust and The Miz! R-Truth tries to knock himself out but it doesn’t work! CHOKESLAAAAAM! BLAOW! Ryback tries to test him… but he gets dashed out by Show! Crowd want him to retire! But Big Show is like F**K YOU! I’m gonna enter the Rumble at #1, and win that muthaf***a and go to big BIG WrestleMania!!! Oh ny god no – that must be prevented! In the words of he who WILL be at WrestleMania, if the Big Show is gonna headline Wrestlemania, then WrestleMania is gonna absolutely SUCK!

Crowd chanmting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day Style’!!! And New Day didn’t win the best tag team award… sorry kids you made a boo-boo there!

Good luck to the Uso Brudda and Ambrose… they face The League of Nations… they mashed them up last week…

Has Sheamus joined the Vincent Kennedy kiss my arse club? I mean I’m a fan of the 70 year old, but damn Sheamus!!!

Crowd chanting – We Want Lana! Wise strategy by Rusev to keep lana out of harms way… face it fans – you want Lana but Lana don’t want you!

Oh man the League of Nations dedicated the match to Vincent Kennedy! Uh-Oh – they best win this contest! If they don’t – bwoyyyyyyy!!!!

…and the League of Nations fulfilled their dedication to McMahon! That ain’t the issue – Kevin Owens straight up attacked Ambrose!!! Damn! Y’all should have voted for Owens last week! This is on your head fans… NOT MINE!

Kevin Owens – Powerbomb through the table – BLAOW!!!! Ambrose – him dead now!

Replaying the opening segment… did Stephanie just say that was police brutality???? Clearly Stephanie didn’t see what happened to Eric Garner! Vince could breathe perfectly!

John Cena has arrived! The 15x Champ is here! Come on Bertie, get out here so you can get Cenalised! defend the symbol of excellence!

But I might side with Bertie here… I mean, he says the people don’t deserve a US Championship Match… They chanted CM Princess Peach B!tch earlier… sh!t I would have said that in my promo! Sheeeeet – shoot on em!!!!

LAWWWD HAVE MERCY! Cena mentioned the Notorious B.I.G. and Jay-Z! Er… Bertie – I think you should put the title on the line!!!

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NOW BERTIE HAS PUT THE TITLE ON THE LINE!!!! HERE WE GO!!!

Jay-Z Biggie Smalls Bertie sh!t your draws! Cena going out for all! AND YOU DON’T STOP!

Before the battle commences… Shout out to Lemmy from Motorhead… I mean, this is RePPiN4U: Represent Real Hip Hop but I did like the tunes he made for Triple and Evolution… and that other tune – The Ace of Spades. Lemmy deserves his props. He gonna find himself in the HOF watch…. #LiveOnLiveLong

Damn Bertie is kicking down Cena all over that ring! Not looking good for the kids favourite!

Uh-oh!!! The ref knocked out, Cena hit the STF super move, now The League of Nations have come out to teef… and just for the record… Vincent Kennedy got bailed out… is he on his way back to the arena?

All that teefing! And Cena still kicking out at 2! Yes IWC smoke that sh!t and get high on it!

Cena had the match won, but the League of Nations are making sure Bertie doesn’t get Cenalised!

But the Usos! Mash up and all jumping in the fight! Just waiting for Roman to come down the stairs!

F**k the stairs! He hit the spear on Rusev! He’s beating on Sheamus!

OH NO! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE! Just in time! Oh sh!t!!!

Next week, Roman must defend his World Wrestling Federation Championship against Sheamus!!! Vincent Kennedy is gonna be the guest referee! If I was Roman, I’d study what Austin did when he was in that situation!

HAPPY NEW YEAR MUTHAF***AZ!

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Monday Night Raw #1167, October 5, 2015!!!

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It’s that time of the month people! and I don’t mean wrestling fans on their period!

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Not only have we gotta save the tables, but we gotta save the t!tt!£$ as well! Those things are good to us! And we are gonna celebrate t!TT!£$ this week on this week’s blog, because breast cancer is a serious thing. So if you’re a feminist, or a 40-year-old virgin who cums at the sight of nipples, or a battyman in love with CM Princess Peach B!tch, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU!!!

RAW #1167! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZMike Cole says we are in for a hell of a show… I hope he means no ‘repeat’ matches! Big Show seems to be alright as well, after the beating he took at MSG by BRRROOCCCK LESSSNARR who has kicked off RAW!

Oh no not the WrestleMania XXX nightmare…. I can’t relive that again and again! That’s like Bruce Lee when he had to fight that demon in his life!

Then the Summerslam ‘screwjob’… I mean, I’m Undertaker through and through and I will support him 100%… Heyman says it’s not a prediction, it’s a spoiler, One will walk out of the cell the victor, and the other will not walk out at all.. Oh well Brock… you are a beast… but Undertaker becomes a DEMON in that cell!

Oh what is the Big Slow doing out here? WORD? He’s gonna put his hand out and say Brock is the DON?!!!

What an idiot… Big Show – you are a Big Fool! Another suplex and an F-5 – BLAOW!!!! Now go to your room!

OFFICIAL – Roman Reigns fights Bray Wyatt in the Cell! YES! Finally WWE have got it right. two extremely personal rivalries that has gone too far that they have to send for the cell. That’s how it should be!

LADIES! Roman Reigns is in the ring! 6 man tag team action! Come on girls rub on your t!TT!£$!

467e0753-349a-4b1a-bddb-394b222c5d35That’s what’s up – Be Proud of your t!TT!£$!!! Roman Reigns is sure to win!

YES!!! Because you women rubbed yout t!TT!£$… nipples hard and all… The combined might of Reigns, Ambrose and Orton mash-up the Wyatt bwoy dem!

Don’t tell me Neville is gonna fight Stardust… oh thank goodness it’s Sheamus!

Sheamus talking too much sh!t, bad man move in silence… Neville starts kicking Sheamus all over the ring…and… the match dun already? You know what that was? that was Neville, Sheamus and Barrett (who was at commentary) basically saying ‘Yes sir’ to Mr McMahon’s register just to say they were present…

Oh no!!! It’s my hero! Bi-Polar Kane!!! Look at him! his leg is ‘mash up’!!! Seth is fed up of the mind games!!! The joke is that Seth shows so much hatred against Corporate Kane… and Kane acting like he’s the good Samaritan!

Ooh Stephanie is out here – if anyone supports breast cancer more than anybody, even me, it’s Stephanie! But check it – if the Demon Kane does not defeat Seth Rollins for the title at the PPV, then Corporate Kane is out of a job…. hmmmm…. logic says I support Seth Rollins here! As I was saying… let’s honor Stephanie’s t!TT!£$… even though they are a bit on the false side…

Stephanie tittiesNatalya back on di telly! Her opponent… the UNGRATEFUL BRAT – Paige! Hopefully she will lose again… come on Natalya, show Paige how to do it! You come from the Hart Dungeon – you cannot let this little b!tch win!

Look at Natalya throwing those bows! Come on girl! mash her up!!!

It’s NEVER your house b!tch! Do you pay the rent – NO – Shut the f**k up!

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THAT’S IT NATALYA! Twist the b!tch up in that submission Razor Ramon used to do!

I swear down I hate when Paige even speaks now… so unattractive… I don’t get it guys – how is this woman so appealing? seriously guys, you got 30 seconds to convince me…WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Natalya applies the sharpshooter! But Paige made it to the ropes… SH!T!

Natalya got her again!! YES!!! THE B!TCH TAPPED OUT! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE PAIGE!

The rest of Raw could be wack… Naomi may not appear… I don’t care – NATALYA BEAT PAIGE! Justice is finally restored!

Ever wondered why I didn’t write about the Lucha/Ryback/Kevin Owens match/segment? Because it wasn’t worth talking about…

Damn who p!$$£d Stephanie off? Maybe she found the pic of her ‘t!TT!£$’ exposed on the internet… IT WASN’T ME! I put up a nice picture of her! Even The New Day are confused… they thought she liked em! Maybe she does! I dunno…she mentioned nothing about tables so I suppose she supports the cause… #SaveTheTables

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URRRRGHHHH This is tiresome… can’t this be on a segment after RAW live? I mean, It’s all good for Cena to be the spokesperson of this breast cancer sh!t and bigging up the breast cancer survivors… I have an idea, while Cena is doing that, let’s throw up another good ol’ t!TTy picture…

Torrie-Wilson-bikiniAAAH SH!T – they got Roman Reigns being a spokesperson too? THERE YOU GO GUYS! You can hate him now… but he won’t stop now!

For real – we just gonna have this match now? Corporate Kane & Seth Rollins vs The Dudley Boys?

HOLD UP – Someone is tuning into RAW this week…

If you’re going to give money to a company that claims to raise money for finding a cure for cancer, please do someresearch.Komen is a scam

I tend to believe him… but it’s like yo… why is he so concerned?

Anyway back to this – Uh-oh  – the Dudleys sent for the tables…. what must The New Day be thinking???

IT’S KAAAANE!!!! AAAAH SH!T! But the Dudleys stand their ground! They remember what Kane did to them at SmackDown… 3D!!! – BLAOW!!! Kane laid out! So before Seth took foot and run… the fool taunts Kane doesn’t he? Now I’ve watched this wrestling sh!t a long time, and I know that if Kane or Undertaker are laid out on the canvas… you NEVER stand over them… they WILL crab you by your neck from a floored position, then CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!! right through the table!

The New Day must be crying in the car at this time… guys – you may not have saved that table.. but you can save the t!TT!£$… I know you wanna save Team BAD’s t!TT!£$… SO DO I!!! You guys save Tamina and Sasha… but Naomi – she’s ALL MINE!

TEAM BAD 2These three… you don’t want to know what’s going through the mind of the Infamous Informer… GRANT BODY – P!

Imagine if Team BAD defeats the Bellas as well… I’d love to hail RAW as the best ever! But obviously I cannot do that…

WHOA!!!! Now when Brie drops the Danny Bryan kicks, the Boston crowd chant NO! NO! NO!

YES!!!! TEAM BAD show the Bellas how to do it! I can now go to bed happy… but there is still half an hour at best of this sh!t…

A wha de raaaaar??? Summer Rae with a tribute to the Super Athlete Rusev??? Where is this going?

BACKSIDE??!!!! NO! Summer going on her crusty knees? What is she gonna ask him – will you let me suck your c-

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I guessed wrong! But marriage??? She calls him Ru-Ru! She says he can walk out of WrestleMania 32 as the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? WHOA!!!!

HE SAID YES!!!! BACKSIDE!!! Mr & Mrs Bulgarian Brute???

But not yet???? He says he gotta be the champion FIRST! Good thinking there Rusev! Sounds a reasonable deal to me… because if he wins, he can pay for the wedding! Rusev has his head screwed on!

To take your mind off that storyline… lets celebrate some more t!TT!£$… Lana where you at girl?

The crowd is like “John Cena SUUUUUUCKS!” Oh dear!

Who’s the opponent this week? They making a big deal of it this week, like there’s a surprise lurking…

Dolph Ziggler? Yes the match will be good but quite frankly, I’m not interested…

OH SNAP!!! THE NEW DAY GOT HIM!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BIG E is gonna take him!!!! COME ON BIG E!!!!!

BIG E is straight dominating this match!!! Byron Saxton is right – underneath all that comedy, all that ‘obnoxious’ behavior, BIG E was a former NXT Champion, Former Intercontinental Champion… so BIG E can do this!

Imagine that – New Day with Tag Team and the US Title? similar to The Shield? Anyhow they win… Team BAD are in trouble… you know The New Day love to mess around with Team BAD… I WOULD!

OH NO! The New Day got caught trying to teef! Damnit…. Cena won, but The New Day continuing the assault, that fool Ziggler comes out – BUT YO – Ziggler super kicks Cena accidentally! It’s becoming obvious from here, considering certain rumors… Ziggler gonna be that dude to defeat Cena… ain’t that a b!tch… Damn The New Day mashed up Cena, Ziggler and the Dudley Boys???!!!! Xavier mashed up the trombone effect! But it doesn’t matter! THEY KILLED IT!!!

Now guys, let’s go out and nurture and caress and appreciate those t!TT!£$! Let’s make Dean Ambrose proud!

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Monday Night Raw #1154, July 6, 2015!!!

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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I’M SERVING NOTICE!!!!

Time to put you IWC muthaf***az on BLAST!!! The Rock made the cover of WWE2K14, you lot were B!TCHES. Austin makes the cover of WWE2K16, not a peep out of you b!tches. All is right in the world. Hey! I love Austin as much as the next man, I don’t give a f**k who’s on the cover… but it told me a lot about you b!tches, let me tell ya!

Don’t EVER associate me with the IWC. You acted without the benefit of intellect. The real wrestling fans holla at yo boy!

Infamous Informer – Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw – Grant Body – P!! RAW #1154: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZLate Night Survival Kit: Tortilla Pringles, Double Choc digestive (Freeze those muthaf***az Sub Zero as f**k!) KA Karribbean Cola, and some ice cream for later!

I wonder if they gonna follow through with the storyline? Is Kane really in Hawaii? Are J&J really crusin in that Cadillac?

I believe in God… but Brock – The God of Violent Retribution??? WHOA!!! I wouldn’t go that far! When Brock throws muthaf***az off cells and through the ring and tombstones through limousines – then come talk to me!

Heyman – don’t talk about my Undertaker like that!!!! I let it burn, don’t rub it in!!!

OOHHHHHH SH!T – The beatings begin tonight!!!! Seth broke the 11th Commandment! Seth you better give your soul to the lord, because your carcass belongs to BRRRRROCCCK LESSSSNAR!

Oh sh!t they ARE going along with the storyline! Seth is all by himself! watch this – Seth gets buss arse, then next week he blames J&J for gong on that road trip and Kane for taking that vacation! That’s if Seth makes it to next week of course…

The Miz is actually rallying the audience to get Ryback & Big Show to destroy each other!!! WOW!!! He is entertaining!!! Don’t over do it now…. before the two of em think – ‘this bwoy outta order & bright – let’s beat out his blodclart!’

What was the crowd chanting? Cleveland sucks? You should be chanting – F**k Miz Up!!!!

Seems like Ryback & Big Show heard me! Miz took his farss self and interrupted the match, finds himself in the middle of two big angry guys! Shell Shock – BLAOW!!!! Big Show picks him up – Chokeslam – BLAOW!!!! Sympathy??? I have none!

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Aaaaah sh!t!!! J&J are in fact Crusin together! Why aren’t they packing it up with honeyz??? Some bromance sh!t going on??

This week, Paige takes on Brie Bella… come on Brie… get her!!!! KILL HER!!!

Mike Cole acknowledging Nikki’s title reign – 225 days… 70 to go…but Nikki is going for #Roadto300!!! I support it 300%!!! As long as Naomi or Tamina is not the opponent… I’m backing Nikki with long d!ck hip hop profession!!!!

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YES BRIE!!!! About time you won girl!!! Alicia Fox and Nikki making sure Paige don’t come back…. no diva back stage is supporting Paige… because she’s a spoilt brat who acts like the ring is her house – but these divas been in the game longer than her!!! And AJ Lee don’t care… she happy with her husband! F**KOUTTAHERE PAIGE! YOU LOSE!!!

You know what… I didn’t realise RAW was in Chicago this week!!! Their ‘God’ couldn’t defeat the WWE machine… so Paige got no chance!

Sheamus Vs Ladies favourite Roman Reigns and this muthaf**k!n crowd are chanting for a man who cares not for wrestling because it’s ‘fake’… Chicago people are the WORST fans in the world, they refuse to let it burn. The only two good things that came out of Chicago are Mike Knoxxx and Married with Children!

FOR REAL???? A fake looking Bray Wyatt came out, Roman Reigns throwing fist and fire and all along… Wyatt was on the titan tron on some ‘Anyone but you’ sh!t…

While Sheamus looks confused in his head, Randall got voices in his head telling him to f**k Sheamus up!!!! RKO – BLAOW!!! There’s another match set up for Battleground – can I get a stipulation???

FOR REAL??? J&J come back to the WWE joint? And picked up no honeyz????? Ok I’m really starting to think J&J are…. well lets just say they got Rainbows on their FB profile pic….

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Rusev is still bex!!!! Damn you worse than the Chicago crowd! Well at least was a fine @$$ chick like Lana… she sexy as f**k… The Chicago Crowd only got erection for CM Princess Peach B!tch!

Uh oh Ziggler is out here! Is Lana out to turn the other cheek??? Then fix her blouse & skirt???!!!

Oh no!!!! Ziggler said Rusev ruined a Janet Jackson classic! Disrespected J Dilla!!! Ok very good Ziggler – you tryna get some credibility points from me!

Wait a minute – RUSEV – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!! There was nothing wrong with that muthaf***a! Beating down Ziggler with his ‘now good leg!!!’ Beat him down with his crutches! MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH! NAH RUSEV – KEEP GOING!!! BEAT THAT MUTHAF***A!!!

Yes Bo Dallas you are a good person… all you gotta do is BO-Lieve! Chicago you don’t get The Rock but you get Dean Ambrose! BO-Lieve you gonna get BUSS ARSE!!!

LET’S GO AMBROSE! – WE BO-LIEVE!!! Chicago Bo-Lieves!!! Do you Bo-Lieve your God is coming back to WWE? HAHA SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

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If anyone is due to attend the Ambrose Asylum it’s gotta be Seth Rollins… calling out BRRROCCCK LESSSSNARRR??? Pass me the hymn book…

Who knows? Maybe The New Day will aid Seth Rollins and buss up Brock Lesnar as revenge for what happened in Japan?

FOR REAL WRESTLING FANS???? You paused your Sky Box to see this??? Best not show STC member Edd Mulhall – this will take him over the edge!
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Why have I got that feeling that $55,000 Cadillac is gonna get f**ked up by Brock Lesnar??? I mean, Lesnar ain’t no Austin but….

Rollins and J&J are armed! They ready to give beatings to Brock!!! I know Rollins did not call Lesnar – Heyman’s b!tch!!! …………………How Great Thou Art… How Great Thou Art….

Oh sh!t – Brock was about to walk into the ring….but he’s walking back….. I know what he’s about to do!!! OHHHH SH!!!!!T!

OH SNAP!!! Brock send for the axe!!! I think Brock has played the bonus stage on Street Fighter IV!!!

Joey Mercury crying like a b!tch – OH MY CAR!!!! Lesnar with a Belly to Belly suplex to Joey Mercury into the car – BLAOW! Brock broke Noble’s arm with the Kimura lock! That’s what you get for not packing it up with honeyz!

PERFECT!!! (Points Roll Up) – GRANT BODY – P!!

THE NEW DAY LIVE!!! It’s a GLORIOUS DAY! I keep telling you fools – Brock took it easy on Kofi and The New Day in Japan! They got off lightly! Look at em now! Full of positivity!

Apparently my girl is not too pleased with me! Because I posted a pic of myself on my Facebook and it wasn’t exclusive to MZA DAYWALKERher! I committed a crime people! I should be punished for teasing you women because you can’t have the Infamous Daywalker! You can take your fingers out now… or you can carry on!!!

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Big up to Titus O’Neill! cussing JBL for not calling the match between New Day and Lucha Dragons and instead talking about the Cadillac Brock destroyed!

Look at Cena surveying the damage!!! Oh dear!!!! Cena’s like – damn I only got 16 suplex from Brock??? I got lucky!

Oh dear I think Kevin Owens gonna cry in that same car because he lost the NXT title to FINN BALOOOOOOOOR!!! That entrance though…. wait a minute??? Kevin Owens is here!!!! Maybe Owens gonna take the challenge now instead of Battleground!

Hold up!!!! Cesaro’s interrupting the proceedings! I smell a triple threat – but will it be for Battleground? Summerslams???

Owens actually leaving the ring because Cesaro said so???? WHOA!!!! Somebody elect Cesaro for wrestler of the year! Rolling Stones – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

(Side note: Rollin Stones elected Kevin Owens as wrestler of the year…)

So now it’s Cesaro Vs John Cena for the US Title… can you imagine if Cesaro wins in front of a Chicago crowd????

Chicago crowd chanting THIS IS AWESOME! As Cena and Cesaro deliver a great wrestling contest… ok just waiting for Owens to f**k this up like he did the last week…

Can’t hate on Cena now can you Chicago? Cena has being consistently dropping quality matches since he started this US Open challenge!

By the end of this year the candidates for match of the year may all involve Cena at this rate!

What a wicked piece of match! Cena finished Cesaro with the AA super move off the 2nd rope… it could have been the neutralizer of the top… And Kevin Owens tryna beat up Cena didn’t work… bwoy that S on Cena chest proper shining now!

But I have to sing ‘How Great Thou Art’ to the Cadillac…. the REAL VICTIM… that car did nothing to Brock….. NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1153, June 29, 2015!!!

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WTF is going on I Can’t Go To Sleep,
My people getting killed in a church I couldn’t go to sleep
Can’t go on holiday in peace I couldn’t go to sleep,
France knocked out the Women’s World Cup I couldn’t go to sleep,
It’s hot to def today it’s hard to go to sleep!!!!

I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation people… FRANCE WAS KNOCKED OUT THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP!!!! BY ZE EVIL GERMANS! That, broke my heart… and you will see why in this blog later…

The Infamous Daywalker up to his outrageous antics again! Let’s see what happened on RAW shall we? RAW #1153: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZSource: WWE.Com

…and in the first 16 seconds of catching up with RAW, I see Wrestling storylines recycling itself. It seems to me that Seth Rollins has spent his WWE wages on gifts for the authority out of the goodness of his heart! Everybody gets Apple watches???? FOR REAL???

Yo Seth! Er somebody over here would like a PS4, with Batman Arkham Knight, and an all expenses paid trip to Canada to see his baby girl!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I see what looks like an unveiling portrait for Glenn… don’t tell me – is it a pic of Kane on the cover for WWE2K16? No? Is it a semi naked pic of Lana??? I bet it’s a pic of Seth Rollins with the WWE Title, just like what The Rock did with Faarooq back in 98!

Haha Seth Rollins bigging up Kane and tells the audience to give him a round of applause!!! Yes I gotta do it too! APPLAUSE!!! BRAVO KANE!!! HE IS THE F**K!N MAN, OK!!!

Ok watch for the switch…

Say what???? Seth is giving Kane a vacation to Hawaii???? Why not Tunisia??? I mean, he can set fire to those muthaf***az who shot up the beach!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Uh oh Seth is not done! J&J security get an extra gift? They gonna be stylin and proflyin like Ric Flair?

YO!!! who is that blondie on stage???? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet Edd Mulhall on his twitter!!! @edmondmulhall

GRANT BODY – P!!!

A brand new Cadillac???? GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!! Yo J&J gonna get nuff pu$$y in that whip word up!

Any one would think these muthaf***az won the Showcase Showdown on The Price Is Right!

Listen to Seth describing the capabilities of the car!!! With gay marriage in full force, that car gonna be packed with honeyz!!!

Is this all we gotta do for f**k!n up Brock Lesnar??? Yo sign me up! You know a lot of Undertaker fans wanna beat up Brock for breaking the streak… and we get rewarded handsomely by Seth Rollins????

Why is the Miz talking sh!t about ‘stick and move’??? Last time I check, he got knocked the f**k out by Big Show!!

Miz tries to pull a fast one by kicking down Ryback… Ryback wants to f**k him up!!! I mean who doesn’t!!!

By the way, any one seen Damien Sandow??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

OHHHH SH!T – Wish granted! Ryback Vs The Miz!!! KILL HIM RYBACK! DESTROY HIM COMPLETELY!

The Miz tries a cross body, Ryback catches him, lifts him up, and walks round the ring with him for about 5 minutes! Probably went to a commercial break! Come back, and Ryback is still holding him up! Suplex – BLAOW!!!!! They gotta put that in the WWE2K16!

Haha! Crowd chanting FEED ME MORE, Ryback ready to Meat Hook Clothesline The Miz blodclart, and the Miz is like – f**k it!!! ME GARNE!!! Well you can’t win the Intercontinental title that way at Battleground you WASSACK!!!

So let me get this right so I can understand this: Has Alicia Fox become the ‘Black Bella’??? COME ON ALICIA! Destroy that Paige lady! She calls herself the ‘anti diva’…. but she’s in Total Divas… what sort of sh!t is that?? That’s contradictory and sh!t!

Hey I like that move by Paige though! Running knee into the turnbuckle, then she follows up by standing on the first rope and dropping what looks like multiple Tiger Knees into Alicia! Paige got her Sagat on! PUT THAT MOVE IN THE WWE2K16 game!Grant Body P

Holds on to Alicia, 3 clotheslines in succession, a drop kick, comes of the ropes, another roundhouse kick to the face! Superb rally of moves by Paige!

Ok Alicia, you deserve to lose now! I mean I’m not a Paige fan but that was off the hook!

“THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!” Well Paige, do you pay the mortgage muthaf***a????  NO YOU DON’T – Vincent Kennedy does!!! SO SHUDDUP!

This week yo’boy Cesaro steps up for the US title Open challenge… or as my ninja Shadfather likes to call it: The John Cena Apology tour!! Can Cesaro giant swing Cena out of the title??

What sort of move was that by Cena? It was like, when Cesaro came off the top rope with a cross body, Cena countered, I expected an AA… but then it was like a tilt-a-whirl facebuster! What you Cena haters gotta say now muthaf***az???

Y’all gonna have to re-assess Cena’s move set on WWE2K16! Gone are the 5 moves. Gone are the Cena friendly NES Controller… You’re looking a full Capcom Fight Stick this time for WWE2K16! You gonna have to drop fireball and dragon punch motions and sh!t!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH SH!T! I thought Cesaro got Cena with the neutralizer super move!

Cesaro, sends for his giant swing, follows it with a sharpshooter…OK RING THE BELL!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now why would Kevin Owens do that???? It wasn’t like Cena was gonna tap – Cena never gives up! We have seen Cena pas out to the accolade super move from Rusev – come on Owens!!!! I mean I know why you did it but… BOO THIS MAN EVERYBODY!!!! I don’t care if he f**ked up Machine Water Gun Kelly Bundy B!tch!

(Shout out to Christina Applegate…she’d still get the D!!!)

43 years old lads... she's officially a cougar!

43 years old lads… she’s officially a cougar!

Haha superb! Darren Young has Bo Dallas in a submissive predicament (yes I know it didn’t sound right) and the New Day are giving the clap therapy! I would help out Bo Dallas but The Rock f**ked him up the other day!

OH NO! Kofi lost to Titus O’Neill in that 8 man tag contest! that’s not momentum going into his big match with BRRRROCCCK LESSSNARRRR in Japan July 3??? Ooooh I can hear the IWC complaining about that one…

FOR REAL LANA???? You are calling Ziggler a ‘REAL MAN’???? Look at the way he’s dressed?!!! Even the crowd are not convinced… dropping the WHAT? chant on Lana! (You don’t judge a man on the way he’s dressed Grant -) don’t argue with me IWC jabroni… gay marriage is in full effect and I know a lot of guys are falling on their knees  for Ziggler to put a ring on it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Look at Rusev with his brukk up self! Why doesn’t he just GOOO AWAAAY??? (Shout out to STC’s Joanne Chapman!! She knows what I did there!)

Ok Rusev you got yourself some new pu$$y in Summer Rae but he looks like that Summer Rae has been F**K!N YOU UP IN THE BED!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now Rusev’s saying that Lana can’t kiss??? Of COURSE she couldn’t kiss – look at your big @$$ – your mouth bigger than her face!!!

Rusev – you got Summer Rae there – so Keep It Moving to the K.I.M.!!!! You downgraded anyway – so Rusev – you get this week’s GET IN THE CHAIR AWARD!!!!

FOR REAL???? Summer Rae just slapped Lana???? OHHHH SH!!!T HERE WE GO!!! Someone’s blonde extensions gonna get pulled out tonight!!!!

WROOOOOOY!!!! Lana has gone postal on Summer Rae! White Panties showing for the world to see! Wrestling Fans wanking in their seats! Ziggler why you breaking up the fight for??? YOU WASSACK!!! Let em go!!!

The crowd on that YES! Chant! Look at Lana! Standing tall with her hands crossed like she’s an elegant lady!!! HA! HA! HA! I LIKE THAT!!!! Like nothing happened!!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! Did you see that? Roman Reigns throwing powerbombs and kendo sticks and superman punches at anything that moves! Seth Rollins coming off the top ropes – SUPER MAN PUNCH IN HIS GRILL!

OH NO!!! WYATT!!! Er.. now is not a good time Wyatt!!!

Wyatt just f**ked up Reigns! (Side Note: Er Wyatt, you supposed to remove everything from the announce table before dropping Reigns through it fool!)

Dean Ambrose, has insane as he is, cannot contend with Kane & Rollins???? CHOKESLAM! followed by a PEDIGREE! – BLAOW!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Seth is not dun! Table set up in the corner, Roman Reigns – powerbombed by Seth Rollins! Picks up his carcass, another pedigree in the canvas! Bray Wyatt… picks him up… drops the kiss of Sister Abigail!!! THIS IS NOT COOL! You can’t let your daughter see this Roman!!!! It’s a baaaad day for the ladies this week, their heart-throb destroyed!

Now back to the top of the blog, I said I couldn’t go to sleep because France were knocked out of the Women’s World Cup. Now we have ugly German women possibly going to the final and none of them are gonna look like this…

Louisa Necib, French Football player

 

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Monday Night Raw #1148, May 25, 2015!!!

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The Infamous Informer

Since my computer decided to crash just before RAW, this week’s blog comes courtesy of WWE.Com.

Well now, what do I see? a Ronda Rousey interview??? Hmmm that seems to be an interesting read…

…and RAW takes place at Nassau Coliseum for the last time… Even Vincent Kennedy had to come out and give a shout out…

 

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OK enough of all that sh!t! On May 31, 2015, you will all bear witness, to the Elimination Chamber!!!! RAW #1147! Hold-Dat – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThey still on this ‘new face of WWE crap???’ I guess WWE is still in that transitional period then…

So all Ambrose has to do is come down to the ring, and sign the contract for the WWE Title at the Chamber, bear in mind there is Rollins, J&J, Glenn, Stephanie and Triple Teef in the ring???? F**k it – I’d do it! J&J are heediat, Glenn is SAWFT (shout out to NXT) Stephanie has a mean slap (more of a turn on than a turn off) that Triple Teef though… if I see that hammer ME GARNE! Gotta make ninja moves!

OH SNAP!!!! That is injustice still! Roman coming down the stairs!!!!

I was ready to see ruckus until Stephanie sent for a Taaaag Teeeeam Match!! Teddy still doing the one foot skank!

Oh yes, it is Roman Reigns birthday! Glenn and Seth hoping to give birthday beatings! I bet some of the STC ladies not mentioning any names (Nicola) would love to clean the Roman penis!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Amazing move by Rollins! Took the tag from Glenn, bounced off the top rope and dropped a flying knee Sagat style to Ambrose! TIGER!!!!

Rollins ran his mouth earlier about Ambrose ‘not in his league’…but Ambrose got Rollins with the backslide pin! Uh-Oh I have a feeling where this is going…

Oh dear Rusev still bex! What’s worse than losing at WrestleMania? Watching his woman kiss an American twice!!! THE GRANT SAYS – Rusev – you lucky it was Ziggler and not a ninja like me! Because once Lana goes Grant Body P, she will fall weak at the knees!

Luckily for Lana, The Grant has love for Naomi & Layla… Lana is temptation incarnate though!

Looks like Lana and Rusev are about to reconcile! She must have listened to the STC From The UK show when the Infamous Informer revealed that Ziggler is GAY!

Ok Lana, all you gotta do is tell Rusev those three words: I WAS WRONG! Yeah girl – you know you’re wrong! You turned traitor against Vladimir Putin and kissed an American! The ultimate betrayal!

Wait a minute…. Lana’s face change??? But Lana…. YOU’RE WRONG! Ziggler is not interested in you! He’s GAY!

Oh man! Rusev’s pimp game is tight! He owns Lana! He told her to get back in the ring! And so she does like a fool! WHOA! Where’s the baby powder at?

WHOA!!! Or maybe not! Lana just marched up to him and cussed down his clart!!! Lana used the Wu-Tang lyrical sword!!!! AND DROPPED THE MIC like her name was Chris Rock!

Maybe Rusev really did say ‘I Quit’ in Bulgarian… or he said something along those lines!

Look at Rusev’s face! She put the baby powder on him!!!! She told him! YOU DON’T OWN ME!!! Well The Grant Says – Lana, Vince McMahon has a contract that says otherwise!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Haha I can hear the IWC b!tching about this match… Ryback defeated King Barrett… they be like ‘Barrett should win every match now he’s the king… nah they ruining his charac-” OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH PUNK!

Er… who is Stephen Armel??? This Stardust kid just unleashed his dragon breath on him! Ooooh Stephen didn’t like that sh!t!!! I think Stephen wants to beat out his blodclart!

Now Bo Dallas wants to start trouble… reigniting the NXT rivalry…. and now they gotta match at the Chamber… you know what…. that match gonna be off the hook if the match is NXT standards!

I think Dallas is cheering on Neville! All he has to do is BO-Lieve!

…and he did! Red Arrow – BLAOW!!! Well that’s what happens when you spazz out at a fan with a ticket! Ask the PWL crew who start on the Infamous Informer! They end up losing their matches!

Another muthaf***!n match with Ziggler and Sheamus???? When will Ziggler ever learn…

Look at Lana.. she is so proud of her ‘new man’… I suppose love is blind! The Man is Ga…. oh forget it Lana… you’ll soon learn… uh-oh why has Rusev got a smile on his face???

Rusev ready to bait it up… Ziggler kicks him down, turns round – BLAOW!!!! Brogue kick to the face!!! IN YO FACE!!!! Sheamus win again!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

RUSEV – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!! Beats up Ziggler, puts the Accolade on him, and tells Lana – KISS HIM NOW!!!! SUPERB!!!! Rusev – the SUPER ATHLETE!!!

Ok it’s about that time people! Cena’s US Title open challenge! You get the Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla… then Here Comes A New Challenger! Get Ready For The Next Battle…. Wack Ryder???? SERIOUSLY BRO? He must be still mad that Eve kissed up John Cena!!!! I mean GOD DAMN she was fine!!!

THAT’S HOW TO DO IT ZIGGLER! Cena is getting in that tongue!!!! Yo Gracie – you are a lucky muthaf***a! I used to have it bad for Eve… ahh the memories…

Hang on – ZACK RYDER – TEEEEEEEEF! He’s using the Entourage crew distract Cena so he can get the distraction roll up! Shadfather are you watching this????!!!

HAHAHA!!! Wack Ryder went for the 450 splash and missed!!!! Attitude Adjustment – BLAOW!! F**K YOU RYDER!!! (see what I did there???) I have no sympathy… Well done Cena! Eve should have come out and kicked Ryder in his d!ck again!!! That would have been great! I don’t care if it was Ryder’s home town of Long Island! F**k him and his stupid internet show!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now you got those stupid internet muthaf***az at ‘PG Kills WWE’ FB group who want Cena to LOSE the US Title… they might be the most immature group I have come across. Some of their memes are funny, some are just plain IGNORANT. If you are a member of that group – LEAVE THAT BLODCLART. Bunch of kids! Don’t know their wrestling history and sh!t!

OH BLAST! Somebody clap Mike Cole across his head-side! The muthaf***!n Battle Royal was meaningless. Naomi was the TRUE #1 contender… NOT Paige… I hate when he says that sh!t! No wonder STC’s twitter handler Billal da VIPAH wants him fired… DO YOUR GOOGLES MUTHAF***A!

This RAW gets better!! And I mean that in a good way! Ziggler loses, then Ryder loses, now Paige loses to Tamina! YES! Everything’s going my way!!!!

Is it me or has Nikki Bella put hair extensions in her head top? Nikki, you gon lose that title and your hair! Naomi, you are looking sexier than ever… that yellow top you got on, those boots, tights… OOHHHHHHHH!

Wait a minute… 10 guys against 3 men??? Glenn that’s TEEEEEEEF! Saying that… didn’t a similar thing happen with The Shield??? Come on New Day! Use your positivity! You can beat them!

Oh no!!! Xavier Woods running his mouth and everyone rushed the ring!!!! That’s called positivity! Because New Day won the match by disqualification! Xcellent Xavier! You used your pHd skills!!!

The question remains: Why isn’t Vincent Kennedy concerned about the well-being of these 12 superstars inside a structure like the Elimination Chamber? What about protecting his investment??? Maybe he learned from last time…

So how come WWE.Com manage not to show why Ambrose got ‘arrested’? What the f**k did he do?? I never saw this live neither do I have time to catch up so tweet me @MZATheInfamous… I would prefer a stamped address envelope with your answer on it though…

When Triple Teef is in the ring saying sh!t like ‘I Am The Game-errrr…’ That’s INJUSTICE!!!! Roman Reigns is back!!!! beat down the Authority!

Look at Seth Rollins putting the boots on Reigns!!!! Stamping him out like he’s in a Mobb Deep video!

But wait…. the PO-PO???!!! Who called the PO-PO???!!! Is Triple gonna get arrested for being teef all these years??? TAKE HIM AWAY! He’s too TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

Roman’s smiling!!! Maybe he called the cops!!! Little snitch!!!!

HOLY SH!T! Dean Ambrose!!! He got two night sticks on him! Big Boss Man would be so proud! The Authority gonna do time! HARD TIME!!!!

Ambrose beating them down! But the numbers game catch up with his blodclart! The nightstick on the canvas! Seth picks it up! OH SNAP – Roman takes it from him! Seth goose cook! And the ruckus continues! J&J back in it! Glenn back in it! But Roman – double spear to J&J – BLAOW!!!

Superman punch to Glenn! Ambrose hits the Dirty Deeds super move on Glenn – BLAOW!!!

It’s ON NOW!!!! Talk about a surprise PPV – it’s gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

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It’s ON NOW!!!! Talk about a surprise PPV – it’s gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

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GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1147, May 18, 2015!!!

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I wanna give a shout out to STC member Kieran Murray and his Wolfpack crew, see they’ve started some sh!t on the Smack Talk Centre on some faction warfare business… you got the Wolfpack, the Authority, The Alliance, and now the Ministry… I play the track above because everybody wants to know… who’s side is the Infamous Informer on? Ol’Dirty Bastard’s first line in the track is your answer. Meaning… I’m staying out of this foolishness! I am a One Man Army… you know why? Because I gotta entertain my readers every week – those who don’t take wrestling seriously, I gotta entertain my listeners on KicFM, whether it be the STC From The UK show, or the RePPiN4U Hip Hop Show! I have peoples who look up to me…. (WHAT?) I said they look up to me…. (Shout out to Stone Cold Steve Austin…) if you don’t know where I got that line from in WWF, do your googles, do your research!!!

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OK enough of all that sh!t! R-Truth, Ascension, Sheamus, New Day, Wyatt, Cena, Naomi & Tamina, Neville, and Rollins get dem Payback!!! Send for the Chamber!!!! RAW #1147! Hold-Dat – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZSo Triple…. now that you have passed down your pedigree super move to Rollins, are you gonna pass down your 20 minute ‘I Am The Game-errrrrrr’ promos too?

Hi Steph!!! I sure have missed you girl…. Come here let me give you a hug… mind mi cocky!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Well trust them to rub it in how Danny Bryan doesn’t have a TV and all that, chopping wood making a fireplace…

Talk about the Elimination Chamber and Sheamus feels since he put Bryan out the game, he should be the new Intercontinental Champion… Ha… Ryback thinks differently though!!! Has Sheamus and Ryback ever clashed??? I don’t think so – that would be good to see!

Wait a minute – Triple is making it happen! YES TRIPLE! Ryback Vs Sheamus!!! Someone is losing teeth tonight – LET’S GO!

Oh did you just hear that – Ryback & Sheamus will be in the Chamber match! So there’s no qualifying matches and all that sh!t? Well that’s cool with me! Who’s the other 4 muthaf***az? STAY TUNED!

Funny how Ryback hates bullies when about a year or so ago he was on that same sh!t…..

OH SNAP! Sheamus acting like he got something in his eye… ref tryna restrain Ryback… Sheamus playing possum – Brogue Kick in the mouth – BLAOW!!!

OH SNAP!!!!! I know Ambrose did not just KILL that segment! Ambrose said to Ka- er I mean Glenn what I’ve said for weeks ever since he donned those pathetic Sunday schooltrousers… “What would Paul Bearer think? And your BROTHER???? Supposed to be the Devil’s favourite demon….” and took away his champagne!!!! That’s what I’ve said for how long – he committed the most abominable of all sins – he betrayed himself!!! He became one of us! Don’t know where I’m referring to? Do your googles!!!!

I’m sorry Renée Young couldn’t interview me on some ‘Unfiltered’ sh!t…. I’d risk having a good ol’ scrap with Dean Ambrose!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh dear Bo Dallas wants to cause beef with Neville…oh I remember these two clashed in NXT and Neville became the champion… look at Dallas targeting Neville’s injured knee… now look, Barrett’s coming out to compete… I can’t see my dude Neville winning this yo…

Big up Mike Cole for addressing him has ‘Bad News Barrett’…. he ain’t no ‘KING’ to me… F**k that – I address him as Wade B!tch @$$!!!!

Oh sh!t he got the Bullhammer super move on Neville… GOD DAMNIT!!!! BURN DOWN THE PALACE!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Big up Bo Dallas, though… he find himself in a storyline that we can be invested in…

OH SH!T!!! RUSEV BEX! Did he say ‘I Quit’??? Is he gonna run down Lana??? I’m sure there are an army of wrestling fans ready to jump to Lana’s defence! All to get in her little panties!!!

WE WANT LANA!!!! WE WANT LANA!!! – SHUT-TUP!!! Haha I like this!

Wait a minute Rusev – you can’t have a rematch??? You can’t restart the sh!t? The feud is over – this cannot continue – wait a minute Lana is here!!!! I see you wrestling fans cracking your fists like Bruce Lee!!!

…and let’s just throw a pic of Lana here… for no reason!

LANA SMILE

OH SNAP!!! RUSEV SHUT HER DOWN!!!! This could be the greatest day of wrestling fans lives!!!! Even John Cena might get cheered here!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Lana claims he said ‘I Quit’ in Bulgarian!!! Wrestling fans doing their googles! STC lads investing in condoms!!! F**k that, I wanna know how Lana says ‘Oh Yeah, Don’t Stop!’ in Bulgarian!!!

MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!

So this is what Ambrose gets for bringing up Paul Bearer and The Undertaker… he fights Bray Wyatt… Ambrose ain’t sweating no lantern wielding fool!

What the f**k is that written on the back of Wyatt’s shirt? Follow us – pon di twitter @stc_wwe! or @MZATheInfamous!

Two guys of unorthodox fighting styles…. fans are loving this! Instead of ‘This Is Awesome’… why can’t we have a ‘This Is The Sh!t’ chant going!!!!

Why the f**k did J&J security come and teef? I thought Seth Rollins was like – nah Ambrose, you get to the back of the line… you can’t fight again? What sort of sh!t is that????

Now… Xavier Woods teefed in the match at Payback, so they banned his blodclart from ringside… doesn’t matter… Kofi and Big E got this! They will brukk up Cesaro & Kidd same way!

..and at the Chamber… they gotta defend the titles against FIVE teams??? OH SNAP!!!! Well there’s my theory out the window! The Chamber is gonna be OFF THE HOOK! I’ll be clapping… NEW.. DAY ROCKS!!!

I just love when Big E hits a big move… then he starts the clap!

Hold up, Barrett, Truth, & Rusev entering the Chamber too? WHAAAAT!

As much as I like the tag teams taking part in the Chamber – Primetime Players, LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA! New Day, Cesaro & Kidd, Ascension, you mean to tell me Los Jobberdores made the cut instead of Rowan & Harper???? I can hear some muthaf***a screaming out – ‘Who booked this crap’???!

What if I told you it was Teddy Long? Sh!t he should announce it! F**k that – I should tweet him!

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Look at him! The 1 foot skank!!! Teddy Long is overjoyed!!!!

I just fast forwarded the BLA BLA BLA from Cena…. who’s gonna represent to take the title this week?

KEVIN OWENS???? The NXT Champion??? BACKSIDE!!!!! He could make history! Defeat Cena and wield the NXT & US Title at the NXT joint – UNSTOPPABLE this week!

NXT Unstoppable

Stop the chat – fight!!!! You think Scorpion & Sub-Zero would chat all this sh!t before they kill each other?

What???? Owens refuses the challenge? but he kick down Cena, dropped the powerbomb on his @$$, and stamp pon the US title???? DISRESPECT!!! Owens said – he will fight Cena on his terms??? WHOA! It’s a future war about to build! Cena looking like – WTF just happened? Just when I thought Cena’s war with Rusev was personal….

Did you see the Ziggler Vs Sheamus match on Payback? Then you know what happened with that headbutt.. come on Stardust… BUST HIM OPEN!!!

What? He just lost to Ziggler??? SH!T!!! And he’s in the chamber too?

OH SNAP!!!! Ziggler really does steal girlfriends!!!! Lana just came through and planted one or two on his lips! He’s STILL GAY! If that was me, I would have got all in her tongue, feel on her t!tt!£$, slap her @$$ and wrap her leg around my pelvis, let that skirt ride up! We are talking Lana people, one of the hottest gyal on WWE, and that’s what Ziggler does? BATTYMAN!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Meanwhile Wack Ryder & Fandumbgay are about to get BUSS ARSE by the Wyatt man dem…. I’m not even gonna watch this sh!t! TOILET BREAK!

Stephanie has started to f**k with the Bella Twins again???? Do we wanna see Stephanie Vs Brie/Nikki Part II at Summerslam??? Well I would like to see Stephanie…GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DO

Naomi YOUR TIME COME!!!! You come for your belt! She can’t be booed! because she got SKILLS!!!!

Nikki – GET READY TO LOSE THAT TITLE! You haven’t got Brie to back you again!

GODDAMNIT – disqualification???? And that Milk of Magnesia Paige is screaming – ‘My House’!!!! GOD DAMNIT – I hate that B!ATCH!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HOLY F**K!!!! Kevin Owens gonna fight John Cena at the Elimination Chamber joint??? And this is FREE to new May subscribers??? Do I have to pull your ears to the laptop and sign up??? Suddenly Payback was just an episode of RAW!

Time to celebrate the Architect of a Dream – Seth Rollins! He’s the future! He used the Pedigree! J&J security and Glenn help him! If only Kane pulled up in a truck full of gasoline and set that muthaf***a on fire!

Hey don’t get it twisted – I like Seth Rollins! It’s that Glenn I can’t stand!

I’ve gotta question – Has Stephanie prepared a song for Seth? You know, Wind Beneath My Ring 2015????

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Chamber music, f**k!n the party up!!! Dean Ambrose I hope you know what you’re doing????

Ambrose bringing the Ruckus to Rollins!!!! He was ready to f**k him up with the cinder blocks until Triple & Steph granted the Championship match at the Chamber!

But even a one man army like Ambrose can outlast the Authority for so long… Rollins hits the pedigree – BLAOW! (Remind me to put that in Seth’s move-set in WWE2K15!)

The question remains – what becomes of Orton and Reigns? Where do they fit into the equation?

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1145, May 4, 2015!!!

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We getting money YEP!

We hustle YEP!

We got those guns YEP!

We bout to ball YEP!

We got them cars YEP!

We poppin’ tags YEP!

We ballin’ YEP! I said we ballin’ YEP!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You Mayweather hating b!tches!!!! SAY SOMETHING! Go ahead SAY SOMETHING! Where’s all your chat now dyam arses! And f**k all that May the 4th sh!t, I’m not a fan of Star Wars! The only thing I like about Star Wars – is the characters you can play on muthaf***!n Soul Calibur!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: Real McCoy’s MAN CRISPS, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, KA Black Grape soda, and an ice cream for when I see Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go and cuss bad words if I see some stupid sh!t!!!

Wait a minute, if the crowd are not overly cheering Reigns when Randall mentioned him… why did they vote for a triple threat match???? WOLLYS!

The crowd chanting for Randall to RKO Reigns???? And did Randall mess up his lines?

What the f**k??? I like the New Day but they don’t want none of Randall & Reigns surely???? I’m all about positivity but… I hope you guys read the bible!

Oh my god they do! All three of em! I thought The New Day were righteous, but they taking orders from the Devil’s Favourite Demon?????

Oooooh, Reverend ain’t right… his church ain’t right!!!

Collectively, The New Day cussed down Randall & Reigns! Yo if that was Rock & Jericho it would be curtains for the New Day lyrically!

OH MY GOD You retarded Canadian crowd – Why the f**k are you chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch??? Thank god for New Day – keeping the claps going so that the crowd can chant ‘New Day Sucks’! It hurt me to disrespect the Canadian crowd – because the love of my life resides there – and I got family there too…

Oh snap! The New Day win!!!! Reigns speared Orton accidentally! Kingston went for the pin!!!! Oh dear!!!!

It gets worse! Or better??? Glenn has pitted Reigns & Orton against each other! Well the Grant says these two don’t mind, plus Glenn sorts out Seth Rollins too! He fights Ambrose, and if Rollins runs his mouth once, Glenn would have Rollins tied to the ring post so that Ambrose can buss him up!!! But if you ask me… Ambrose is the type that would rather fight someone who can fight back…. you know what they say about people not in their right mind? They have the strength of 10 men!

We are really in Bizarro Land! These fools chanting Goldberg at Ryback??? that is so 2013!!! Sorry baby girl, I know you live in Winnipeg girl, but if these fans f**k up again, I will be forced to do something I might regret….

Yo Bray, I don’t know what the f**k you just said… but telling Ryback to run??? Yeah Ryback will run alright… to the Wyatt buffet!!! And I’m not even sure if Wyatt wants to eat there!!!!

The Grant says… Cesaro & Kidd are not getting a title shot for those tag team titles for now…. #FACT!!!! And the Ascension… I want these muthaf***az to get back to being the bad men they were in NXT…. #FACT!!!!

F**K ME!!! Cesaro might be the star this week! 10 Irish whips into the turnbuckle followed by a fierce uppercut each!!! Followed by an 11th Irish whip into a clothesline!!!! That was f*k!n DAN!!!!! The Ascension dead now! Is who tell dem to follow the illuminati?!!!

I know Seth Rollins did not just call Glenn a moron???!!!! That’s like swearing at my moms!

Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins jump off!!!! Hold up!!! If Ambrose beats Rollins, Ambrose is in the main event!!! COME ON AMBROSE!!!!!

Yeah I know, 78% of the WWE Universe voted for a Triple Threat Match! But Rollins called Glenn a moron??? COME ON AMBROSE!!! KILL!!!!

Technically all three members of the Shield would be fighting for the title, plus an added Randall Orton??? COME ON AMBROSE!!!! KILL!!!!

Ambrose is really going for it! Punches left and right! diving through the ropes! He’s showing Pacquiao how to do it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

These two are really going for it!!! This is OFF THE HOOK! Crowd canting THIS IS AWESOME!! this is PPV quality!

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! The J&J security tried to teef! Distraction Roll Up by Ambrose – 1 – 2 – and it’s….. 3!!!

AMBROSE GOING TO PAYBACK!!!! Suddenly the PPV is gonna be DAN! I think Kane sent J&J security to go out there!!!! He paid them handsomely!!!

THIS RAW HAS BEEN DAN SO FAR!!!! All that’s left is for me to see Naomi’s sexy @$$…Grant & Leanna

GWARN KANE!!!! Talk that propaganda sh!t to Rollins! Tell him how good he needs to be! Hold on – interview with Lana… Haha catch Fandango talking that seductive sh!t to Lana! (Well wouldn’t you??!!!) Rusev don’t like that sh!t! Oh dear Fandango you might not be able to dance again after this week! You gonna be in a hospital kid!

I think the Canadian crowd have fixed up! ‘WE WANT LANA!’ Well I want ‘TAMARA’ but that’s another story!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I don’t believe this! Dude got Lana to do the Fandango dance!!!!! Rusev bex! Sent her to the back! Fandango got game let’s be real! First Summer Rae, then Layla (bastard),… then Rosa Mendes, now Lana???? All we need now is The Rock! Come on Lana admit it – you want The Rock’s strudel! You got wet…. with perspiration standing that close to The Rock!!!!

Stardust wants revenge on R-Truth for not advancing in the King Of The Ring Tournament! And I think he’s gonna do it! What’s in the bag? I have a bad feeling I know what it is! R-Truth said he wanted to ban spiders…. Oh sh!t…..

What???? plastic spiders???? Here’s me thinking a big @$$ tarantula was in that bag! Now THAT would be f**ked up! Boo Stardust for that sh!t – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now now crowd!!!! Don’t boo Cena!!!! Oh no!!! TOO LATE! This John Cena Sucks song might be better than the Kurt Angle You Suck song! Remember that?!

Gotta say – the Canadian crowd are better than the Chicago crowd from Extreme Rules!!!! Cena can’t say sh!t! The crowd love the song! REWIND AND COME AGAIN SELECTAH!

Why are they chanting Sami Zayn???? Do they know something I don’t????

Damn Cena enough of the bla-bla-bla! bla-bla-bla-bla! Come on out challenger!!!!

HANG ON????? Bret Hart???? He can’t fight????!!!!! He’s the challenger??? BUMBACLAAAART!!!!

Oh no wait – he’s gonna introduce the next challenger, but Heath Slater wants in… somebody kick him down!

Yes Bret! Lick him down with the mic!!! But Yo! The Canadian crowd knew! Sami Zayn is the challenger!!! I believe he can win!!!! This match is gonna be DAN!!!!

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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SmackDown Live: January 29, 2015

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“Say Hello to the Bad Guy, they say I am the Bad Guy, I come from the bottom, but now I’m mad fly, they say I’m a menace that’s the picture they paint, they say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain’t!!!”

WWE: Make it happen. Make this the new theme for Roman Reigns. All he did was win the Royal Rumble and muthaf***az are crying like the true B!TCHES that they are. Shame about Danny, I’m glad it wasn’t Ziggler with his half-queer @$$… you mean to tell me that if three-man are beating down one man, you as a family member, would not help out your flesh and blood? You fans are OFFICIAL JABRONIES… OK! GET OVER IT! Roman Reigns is ready for the war against BRRRROCK LESSNAR… Oh I get it, YOU want to be the World Wrestling Federation Champion! YOU want to main event WrestleMania!!! Ha! You see what listening to a b!tch who sits down crosses his legs and begs for ice creams does to ya? MAN UP, AND SHUDDUP!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

The Blizzard shut Raw down, but it ain’t laying the SMACKDOWN! LETS DO THIS! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwe-smackdown-logo-20154Welcome to Monday Night Raw???? Er Triple???? Is Stephanie’s pu$$y playing tricks on you???!!!

Damn! Triple talking ‘balls’ on a PG show!!!!! Superbowl put on BLAST!!!

I like how Triple mentions the Rumble, crowd booing then he switches up to the Triple Threat Match… big ups to WWE for putting Seth Rollins in the equation.

Wait a minute – Triple gonna make an announcement that will end the controversy??? Shake the WWE to its core???? UH-OHHHHH!!! suddenly Monday seems so far away! You know I’m supposed to be somewhere first thing in the morning?? Well f**k that – I’m staying up – I’m gonna be a Wu-soldier! Raw, plus the interview with Austin & Triple? Sorry – that’s UNMISSABLE TV!

WTF – Vincent Kennedy in the hiz-house as well???? Now I’m thinking – Roman Reigns winning was BEST FOR BUSINESS!!! Those chanting Roman Sucks – well you paid your money, that’s how you feel but you’re missing the point! D!CKHEAD!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

That’s an interesting submission by Big Show… can’t say I’ve seen that before!!! A standing single leg boston crab? Vincent Kennedy is here – remember Big Show you gotta make him look strong!!!

Big Show with the chokeslam to Roman Reigns! I suppose you fools are gonna start posting ‘Reigns kick out at 2′ memes aren’t you IWC b!tches!!!!

Vincent Kennedy just showed up to tell us that my WWE Network is FREE throughout February! Er I got the email thank you! But it was great to hear your voice! He could have done the power walk – come on!!! He shut down the IWC protest!!!

BIG UP ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER!!! Newest inductee in the WWE Hall Of Fame!! I see y’all hating again… it’s the celebrity wing muthaf***a! Do you want Arnold to brukk you up like he did Triple???

Shout out to Seth Rollins – he lost in the triple threat match and STILL feels good about it? I admire his positivity… issues an open challenge – and Ryback wants to test him? So does Erick Rowan and Dolph Ziggler it seems!!! Well Rollins, you said – open challenge.. if you’re so good – why don’t you test all three guys? (remind me to set up a stable for these three on WWE2K15…)

Damn Kane is on his devil’s favourite demon self! Er you forgot your mask Kane!!!! Are you gonna set Danny on fire if you put him in the box????

I see the WrestleMania 31 sign… so you know Jey Uso & Tyson Kidd must fight their best!!!! Natalya and Naomi in each corner… OHHHHHHHH!!!! Naomi.. I gotta song for you, and it goes a lil’ something like this…

Damn Rusev gets more time on the mic than Lana???? That’s not cool!!!! SHUT-TUP!!!!! Oh here’s Cena…. all is well!

SHOTGUN by Cena! “I was US champion before you had pubes and you had boobs!!!!” Cena is killing Rusev & Lana!!!

You mean to tell me Rusev ain’t stepping up after he was talking sh!t!!! But Rusev is undefeated! He’s 69 and HO!

Mike Dogg in his 20s

I’m sorry Rusev but I smell something… you smell something man??? I smell… I smell… I SMELL PUTIN!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Fast Lane jump off – Nikki Bella Vs Paige for the Divas title! WHOA!!! That says to me something special is brewing

for the divas for WrestleMania! How are the Bellas gonna cuss Paige about her skin tone? That’s MY JOB!

Even the Ascension’s promos are reminiscent of the Legion Of Doom! The question remains – does Animal from the LOD/Road Warriors have one last mean clothesline left in him???

What was all that about from Mr Wyatt??? What makes me smile??? Er good hip hop, and good WWE sh!t! That sh!t that makes me mark the f**k out! And I sincerely hope I’m gonna see some good sh!t here – It’s the main event! Danny Bryan Vs Kane! Someone is gonna get put in that casket! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

Danny Bryan Vs Kane Casket

Come on Danny! Bury that fool I once called my hero! So he can resurrect as the monster he should be! Stop this Sunday School Trousers nonsense!

Imagine, when Kane & Undertaker are no longer with the company… we won’t see Casket matches or buried alive matches anymore… it will be a sad day when the Brothers of Destruction are no more…

Many references to the don of dons himself… stop getting me gassed yo!!!!

Jerry Lawler is killing me yo! He’s scared of them caskets! Don’t be scared Jerry! What if a sexy diva appears out of those things with puppies??? that would f**k him up for sure!

Notice – Brie Bella is not worried about becoming a widow! She would get all of Danny’s assets!!! GOLDDIGGA!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Danny holding his surgically repaired neck in the battle – don’t let Kane see that! Or else 3 tombstones await!

OH SNAP!!!! Danny managed to put Kane in the casket!!!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!! Danny – I’d run for the hills chanting YES! now!!!!

I am ashamed!!!! Undertaker would never lose a casket match! His matches are legendary! If he loses, it’s because it takes 20 man to destroy him! That’s why he’s the Don of DONS! Enough of this sh!t – I’m off to watch some classic Kane sh!t on WWE Network – that match with Shane-O-Mac in the Ambulance match… that was the sh!t!!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

#GETINTHECHAIR!

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER!!! STC 4 LIFE…………….BEEEEEEEAAAAAATTTTCCCHHH!

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