Yup, we’re going deep into thought this week, so much so that I forgot why that opening sentence was relevant.
Honestly, I don’t spend that long on the internet, not anymore. However! Starting two consecutive sentences back to back with words beginning with “H”. Yes, However, when I do spend some time on the internet, I can spend a lot of time on the internet.
Random search to research business ideas turns into looking for Marvel Mega Bloks, to find that there is such a thing of Assassins Creed Mega Bloks (mind blown with glee!… not the show!) to then go on a tangent on Ninja Turtles.
Annnd then back round again to Writing up this week’s Jobber Blogger.
It’s nearly 9pm and I feel behind. I’m not behind. But I feel it. That’s the key difference…feelings.
How do I feel?
I’m getting philosophical now. And I even spelt it right! Stick that in your jam jar!
I did get consecutive wrong though. Only by one letter, but the real question is that One Letter too many letters too much?
It could be quite possibly, possible,… be.
We’re into November! I nearly said Halloween… but that isn’t relevant anymore. That came and went quicker than money.
Also spelt wrong.
I seem to be a little strange this week, but my Feet are cold and I haven’t had a really big mug of Tea with exactly 3x Sugars, a whole load of milk and some Vanilla Syrup…. drank with a straw.
Yup, that’s how I roll.
MVP and Kenny King vs. Samoa Joe and Low Ki – Tag-Team Tournament – Semi Finals
I’m enjoying this Tag-Team tournament, yet I know some Spoilers up and coming… so I am all levels of confused.
As much as I’d like to get excited about Impact kicking off with a Match… it felt rather rushed.
Boom, match, MVP and King already in the ring. Takes away that opening “Impact” of crowd shots then Entrance Music hitting with a match gearing up. It feels like I’ve missed something when people are already in the ring for the start of the show.
What happened before? How did MVP walk out?
Am I really that interested… no…. but that’s not the point either!
Everything’s got a point!
See, and you can draw anything with a pencil.
– Well I couldn’t take it any longer and went to get some socks. And my lovely snuggly warm knitted jumper and a cup of tea. No Vanilla.
I feel like I should have given more of an in depth write up about the show, but I’ll just break it down as I go.
Seems to make most sense.
As far as the teams of Joe and Low-Ki and King and MVP, I couldn’t care at all. Neither of them are united as a team. I like my Tag-Teams to feel like a Team, rather than a throw together or pair up. King and MVP suit that better. But for how long?
It matters not as Joe and Low Ki took the win. I wrote down “awesome” and something else I can’t read. My enthusiasm for this match seems to have drifted.
Bram and Magnus had a bit of a babble. Bram stating he’s “re-writing history” and taking down the Brotherhood of Hardcore.
I like that. I prefer Bram already to most associated with that “Brotherhood”. Also I am so sick of anything involving ECW coming round again in TNA. Done with that.
It only just wrapped with Bully and EC3 and then it’s on again with Bram – Ugh.
Devon then came out and brought out his Good Friend – Tommy Dreamer and I cared even less.
What was interesting about all of this was the wording about Bully Ray from Mike Tenay and Taz. Stating Bully is “healing up” after his recent slew of matches and will be back soon. Which means TNA haven’t paid him to work these set of tapings, but he’s not gone completely from the company. Which is good news.
Bram and Magnus vs. Devon and Dreamer. Let me write that down before I forget how much I cared about that match.
Also if Bram doesn’t win,… I’ll moan a little on my blog no one reads.
After Years and Years of being a fan of TNA, I’m finally a fan of Shark Boy! Oh my Brother! Please keep giving me Videos of Shark Boy out of shape backstage.
Admittedly this one wasn’t as good as the first in his match against Tyrus. But Shark Boy doing a half arsed meet and greet, by himself, shoving Hotdogs in his face. Yup, I’m down with that.
Calling old woman “Old Bags” as he stumbles across for a photograph with her Grandson.
The only downside was Shark Boy being told to sort himself out. “Where’s the old Shark Boy!?” Sure it reeks of TNA’s Stone Cold turn from Heel to face, only to turn on the WWF and defect to WCW. Which was good.
I just hope we get a bit more of the out of shape Shark Boy first.
The Beautiful People vs. Taryn Terrell and Madison Rayne
Yay for Storyline driven matches.
Is it bad that I hoped Madison would just forget about being badly treated by Angelina and just re-join the Beautiful People.
I want her back in the Beautiful People.
This dislike between the new Mum’s – Madison and Taryn is on going, only with Taryn being the face.
I’m not so keen on Taryn, I am a Madison fan though, and she’s better as a Heel. Maybe not so much of her “Queen Bee” waving gimmick.
Madison did all the tricks of being a heel, looking the other way and not tagging in, then just beating her up.
Needless to say The Beautiful People won. I am liking a fued within the Knockouts though which isn’t situated around the Knockouts Championship.
Ethan Carter the Third and Tyrus vs. The Hardyz – Tag-Team Tournament – Semi Finals
I didn’t make any notes, only on who won and how they won.
I look at The Hardyz as the Favourites and also as the losers in this competition. Again, lifelong fan of the Hardyz, love them to bits. But. They’ve lost to the Wolves… once just in a Tag-Team Match, and then during the Tag-Team Series.
So really, if they won, why would that matter? The Wolves will probably beat them again.
This is the thing with this Tournament. Who is really a Tag-Team. I like the entry of everyone in the Tournament, but none of them are a fully fledged “Tag-Team”. Not anymore.
The Bromans – Robbie E and Jesse. They are.
The Menagerie (sort of).
Hardyz, Team 3D – don’t really count. They sort of drift around and not always on the main roster.
I want a Tag-Team. With their own Entrance theme, matching attire, a proper Tag-Team.
Not Magnus and Joe. Not EC3 and Tyrus, enough of that.
I want a Beer Money, a Motor City. TNA needs more “Tag-Teams” not just teams put together.
The Hardyz took the Win on Tyrus. Despite them being a Team for how many years? Matt went for the Cover as Jeff jumped for the Swanton. Least that’s how it looked. Seemed a rather close call where Matt nearly got splatted by his Brother due to bad timing.
I just thought it was worth mentioning, it stood out to me.
Which leaves The Hardyz vs. Joe and Low-Ki.
Should be an awesome match. I want the Hardyz to win, but I don’t think they will. Mainly because they’ve already lost once.
James Storm vs. Eddie Edwards
TNA’s on-going worst Storyline since Claire Lynch continues by getting worse.
Now this isn’t to say that the Storyline is utter trash. It’s just the portrayal of it, and that it makes no sense.
James Storm doesn’t fit the role he’s in. Least not fully.
Storm was the top heel, he can build a Revolution by being who he is. This doesn’t feel like the Cowboy, this is like a weird mind controlling Texan, and it just doesn’t suit. The storyline could continue without the cheesyness of “look into my eyes” / “I will show you the light”. That’s the trash.
Have Storm be a powerful character and people gravitating to him because of that. Having shinny X-Division guys in his faction, that makes no sense.
The Wolves are really good, but convincing, they are not, especially Davey.
He’s not that great on the mic, and he being talked into Storm’s faction is worse. Putting tension between the Wolves not even a year into their TNA run is stupid.
And all of a sudden I can see massive potential in Eddie Edwards. Davey’s always stood out to me, but I do think Eddie carries himself better in all areas.
Davey kept getting spoken to by Manik and Storm through-out the match, causing the distraction for Eddie to eat the Last Call Superkick, and Davey didn’t help Eddie.
I don’t want Davey in Storms faction and I don’t want the Wolves to split. That would be incredibly annoying, especially after my rant about the lack of Credible Tag-Teams.
Bobby Roode vs. Lashley – TNA: World Heavyweight Championship – Kurt Angle Special Guest Referee
Too Fast – would be how I described this match.
You have one chance to do Lashley right, and they missed it pretty quickly and then it’s been a downward spiral.
Lashley, fierce, dominant, goes to war on his own, wins on his own, cleanly.
MVP mouth piece, Kenny King hot head. Worked.
The second Lashley needs help in a match – ruins it.
I didn’t want MVP and King to get involved like they did previously, that made it far worse.
But Lashley was sneaking Low-Blows and Belt Shots. Which I’m not a fan of for a Champion of his caliber.
Don’t get me wrong, if Roode wouldn’t stop, and Lashley couldn’t put him down, then fair enough. But Too Fast comes into play, because it felt far too quick in the match that Lashley was trying to cheat to defeat Roode, without Roode really doing anything to show that Lashley wasn’t in control.
Also having Referees flying around the ring from the slightest of tackle and being knocked down for minutes at a time is one of Wrestling’s dumbest factors, but hey, it works. Replace that Referee with a Wrestler, who gets knocked down even more, and takes even longer to get up. That’s pathetic.
Kurt Angle – Olympic Gold Medallist – 13 time World Champion – sucks.
That’s all it tells me, he seems less injured Moon Saulting off of a 15foot Cage onto the Matt, then he does being slightly ran into by a Wrestler.
It’s all gimmicky crap that ruins what could be a really hard hitting and hard faught Match.
At first I thought that kind of sucked, but the more I was reminded about Lashley’s Re-Match – the more that makes sense.
See that’s smart booking, Roode barely beating him, but still beating him. This gives Lashley a lot of Room to grow. Now Lashley is on the hunt, and he’s going to be fierce.
Obviously I fully expect Roode to retain, but I’m interested in this Re-match more than I was for this match.
So my favourite World Champion of Recent Memory is now World Champion again.
I’m a Bobby Roode guy through and through, I think he’s the best Professional Wrestler in the business, in terms of all round ability.
I am a Heel fan though. I don’t know if Roode’s World title reign was please me as much with him being Face. I’m sure it won’t last near half as long. Glad he’s not a One Time World Champion though like most of TNA’s roster.
He deserves to hold the belt a lot, so I’m glad he’s back in the picture and happy for him to be the Champ, looking forward to seeing where it goes.
Another good packed show from TNA.
It’s hard to really say anything. I wasn’t super excited going in, but they put on a great show with great content.
It just feels flat all the same.
Maybe a Title Change Up is what it needs.
Until TNA get a new TV Contract sorted and announced and know where they stand with their Talent and Tapings / Live Television, TNA will continue to feel a flat.