Smack Talk Centre-Raw
YO!!! This is RePPiN4U: Represent The Real Hip Hop. We don’t do that Auld Lang Syne sh!t over here!!! What has that stupid song got to do with New Year anyway? What does that sh!t even mean??? Answers on a postcard please or tweet me @MZATheInfamous!!!
En Route to 2014!!!! RAW #1075!!! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!
CM Punk wonders if 2013 was his year…. course it wasn’t… I mean, you had some epic matches and sh!t… but compared to mans like Daniel Bryan and the Sh-
SIERRA-HOTEL-INDIA-ECHO-LIMA-DELTA – SHIELD!!! UH -OH! You don’t need to call their name 5 times! Call them once and THAT’S IT!!
HAHA!!! Is that how you manipulating them CM Punk?? Making The Shield fight over who’s the official don of the three??? The crowd chanting for Roman Reigns… but it’s gonna be Seth Rollins taking on Punk? I don’t recall the last time I saw Brad Maddox with his dry bread @$$! Didn’t he get brukk up or something? Answers on a postcard please!!
Fantastic wrestling contest between Punk and Rollins… and the crowd will let you know… THIS IS AWESOME!!
What was Seth Rollins thinking trying to do the GTS super move on Punk??? If you lose now you know why Rollins…
But that’s how to kick off the last Raw of the year! Big ups to both men! But yo… Rollins lost…. is the bond of brotherhood in the Shield gonna break even more???
Can’t fault Maddox for his managerial skills! Basically Daniel Bryan gotta run the Wyatt Gauntlet!!! Hey – That’s BEST FOR BUSINESS!!
Word on the street is Stephanie gotta big announcement that should make me mark out…. go on girl… make me cum in wrestling terms!!
…and you FAILED!!!! Randall must defend his undisputed title against John Cena in a normal @$$ match…. what part of blockbuster is that??? HOLD UP – WAIT!!!! Before you fools start b!tching… this could turn out interesting… and even if it was against Brock Lesnar (Yes I saw your wishful thinking…) You would STILL b!tch… why??? Because…. actually NO – I’m not gonna rant here… wait til STC From The UK show on BDSIR Network this weekend…
OH SNAP – Triple has an announcement too??? It’s gotta be about the Rumble itself surely!!!
What’s this – Dolph Ziggler Vs Curtis Axel??? This is the part where I make my late night pizza… Chicago Town baby!!! (but it will be a good wrest-) I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!
OK INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP JUMP OFF! The reigning, defending champion Big E Langston, Vs the ponce Fandango!!! LET’S GO!!
Can you imagine if Fandango wins the title? Summer Rae will give him some Kentucky!!!!
According to Michael Cole, Big E says all he wants, is to people to remember him… YES WE WILL… as long as your haircut game remains f**ked up!!!
Good to see Fandango stepping up his submission game!!! Take out the legs of Langston, the bwoy cannot use his Big Ending super move!
Good on you Michael Cole for emphasizing the word ‘prestigious’ when you described the Intercontinental Title… did Triple tell you to say that???
Hold up – I smell my pizza….
Another great wrestling contest by Fandango and Big E!!! Word is that there was a house show in Canada at the same time with half the roster representing…. I’m saying this could be a good thing!!!
Big ups to Booker T!!! He brought all the party people and all the b!tches out!
Big up to the crowd giving the What? chants to Wack Barrett as his promos don’t mean sh!t… and f**k you to all the jabronies who says Austin’s chant is tired and disrespectful… just because the What? T-shirt that couldn’t fit your fat @$$!!!
GRANT BODY -P!!!
OH SNAP!!! Sandow says if he can’t win this next match he’s gonna quit??? NO!!! I must back Sandow… even if the WWE Universe votes in Kingston!!!
WHOA!!! They voted for Khali????!!! Shout out to STC’s Negrodamus – Shadfather… he will be pleased!!!
Come on Sandow!! It’s not like you was in the doghouse like Dolph Ziggler!!!
YES!!! Sandow pinned the not so great Khali! I am relieved!!! Maybe that’s why the WWE Universe voted Khali! They want Sandow to stay! OH SNAP!!! Khali’s shoulders were actually up when the ref counted to three!!! UH-OH that ref might face the authoritaah now!!!
And just for no reason… lets throw in a pic of my baby…
You just don’t know what you do to me LAYLA!!!
Ha! Ha! Yes JAY-BEE! (JBL) He just said that Broadus Clay is better beating people up instead of dancing around like a waterbed!!! BRILLIANT!!
Yo Xavier Woods!!! Where the Funkadactyls at??? I hope they’re not in Canada! I won’t be best pleased!
OH SNAP!!! My Favourite Nubians have their own titantron video!!! And using the same entrance music!!! Plus they are in a 10-diva tag match later… and Eva Marie is going to be in it!!! YES!! This is gonna be great!!! If there is anything I like… it is trolling the IWC!! Because I HATE THEM!!!
UH-OH!!! TRIPLE TEEF!!!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!! You better have an announcement that will make me do an entrance like Batista!! (OH SNAP!!!)
I like how it has #BESTFORBUSINESS in the top left of the screen… because…
And he’s come for one thing… The WWE World Heavyweight Championship! He says – NO ONE CAN BEAT HIM!!! One man begs to differ – my hero Mark Henry… but wait… my dude tries to test Brock… a charge through the barricade – BLAOW!!!! Brock nah dun! F5 to Henry into the concrete floor – BLAOW!!!
So here’s how it goes down… the winner of the Cena/Randall match is pretty much the LOSER… because they have to fight Brock NEXT! As far as Cena… he has defeated Brock before so for Cena it should be no problem… but Randall… I dunno ladies!!! Your pretty boy may get f**ked up here!!
Ok – GO LADIES TIME!!! Go ladies, lovely lady… GO LADIES! Beautiful Lady!!!
Eva Marie is gonna start the match??? WHOA!!
Oh dear no one wants to work with Eva!!! The girl got no skills!!! But Cameron… GOD DAYUUUUUUM!!!
Is that how it goes down in the bedroom? Askana dropped what look like a bulldog into an elbow in the head-top on Nikki Bella?!!!
…and just for no reason… let’s throw a pic of my favourite Nubians… if only they were single…
WHAT THE…. OLD SCHOOL RAW TO FEATURE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR NEXT WEEK ACCORDING TO BRAD MADDOX HINT? BUT NO JIM ROSS??? DISRESPECT!!!
Time for Daniel Bryan to run the Wyatt Gauntlet!!! Is he gonna make it? What I don’t understand is… certain people (Anthony Cardenas) say that they are getting bored of Daniel Bryan… er… how???? Dude you need to get at me pon mi Facebook because I don’t think you dep pon mi twitter!!!
What’s wrong Bray??? Daniel Bryan kicked out the powerbomb off the top ropes??? YO THAT WAS DAN!!!!
Dayum Harper had to bite Daniel Bryan to get out the YES LOCK!!! It didn’t stop Bryan dropping the Dragon Knee on Harper – BLAOW!!!
Ok Rowan… time for you to take lick!!!
I love my hip hop heads but yo – running up my inbox while I’m watching Raw just ain’t the move rude boy! Unless it’s my girl – y’all need to stop that sh!t!!! They always seem to run up my inbox when I’m watching wrestling or UFC…
Oh dear… Rowan didn’t like how Bryan got him beat… now Bray can pick up the pieces… While this is happening, I wanna talk about the latest WMXXX rumor… Bray Wyatt Vs John Cena? Where the f**k did that come from??? Ain’t you wrestling dorks got anything better to do than read bullsh!t off the internet???
Oh hang on, this match has just got shut down, the Wyatt man dem are f**k!n up Daniel Bryan…was that a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM I just saw???
Yo Bray you can’t sing man!!! That’s a NO from me!
OH SNAP – Daniel Bryan can’t beat em…. so now he’s gonna join the Wyatt man dem???? BLODCLART!!!! He’s following the buzzards!!!! OH LAWWWD! AFTER ALL THAT!!! Now this has gone interesting!!! All I need now… is some volunteers to discuss this on STC From The UK BDSIR NETWORKS!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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