Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
Why are we surprised?
This is what I support! A company which seemingly gets away with stereotypical values, claims to be all patriotic and all that… we have to remember something wrestling fans, Vincent Kennedy and Donald Trump are BREDRIN!
REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A POTATO! DON’T BE A TRAGEDY like…The Croatian President… this woman is a freaky deaky! Look at her! She wants some French cuisine!
Poor Mbappe! He’s like – ‘lawwwwwd – this woman is gonna rape me! Hey I’m flattered but – you got a daughter??? Actually never mind – I’ve seen what happens on pornhub!!!’
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RAW 1312! OK WWE stop f**k!n about! It’s all about SUMMERSLAM!!!
Remember now – this YouTube sh!t is not in order… I don’t watch live anymore…
Braun Strowman actually has regret! he regrets not congratulating Kevin Owens on his win at the Extreme Rules joint! That was the closest those wrestling muthaf***az will get to ‘wanting the attitude era back!’
I’m not even gonna click the link on Mojo Rawley Vs Tyler Breeze…NEXT!
Bobby Roode Vs Dolph Ziggler – this isn’t for the intercontinental title is it?
Holy smokes! Mike Cole thought it was over, Corey Graves thought it was over and so did the coach, even I thought it was over! Ziggler hit the Zig Zag, Roode looked f**ked! 1, 2 and….Roode got the shoulder up!
Ziggler got him eventually though… no Drew Wackintyre around either…
How can Roode ‘think he’s god’ when he loses every week?
WHAT? Is that Alicia Fox I see on the telly? Holy crap on a cracker – IT IS!
Considering Sasha & Bayley are not friends again, Sasha ain’t letting Dana or Alicia beat Bayley up!
Shall I click on The B-Team Vs The Ascension? Decisions, Decisions!!! It’s three minutes long… there has bound to be some storyline here…
F**k it – I don’t like the B Team, but you guys do so… let’s go in!
The Revival still looking on!!!! It’s time for WWE stop f**k!n about because Dash & Dawson – these guys are talented as f**k…
If Wyatt & Matt Hardy want to delete these fools… they should do it RIGHT… Stop this in-ring action crap and take it to ULTIMATE DELETION! Stop saying DELETE if you’re not gonna do it right guys!
Titus Worldwide Vs The Authors of Pain again??? Nah I’m not clicking this link. sorry guys!
But I will click on Sarah Logan Vs Ember Moon though…
Dayuuuuuuuuum Ember Moon’s attire though!!! Look at those TICK THIGHS! Her Wrestling panties struggling to cover her butt cheeks! Me & Ember Moon can be on some midnight marauders!!
Words from the wise – NEVER defeat Ember Moon by underhanded tactics! Did you see the look on Ember’s face? Or more importantly – her contacts? I’m telling you now – if this was attitude era…Sarah Logan and Liv Morgan would have suffered a blood bath by now!
Oh no! Elias drops new album July 23? Now I know NOT to go out and buy that sh!t!
You think it’s gonna be a 7-track affair produced by Kanye West????
Wait a second – Sasha loves Bayley???? YES! Now Sasha… get in Bayley’s tongue! LET’S GO!
(what was that about Sasha/Bayley turning heel? Once again wrestling fans are the experts!)
Let’s talk about these triple threat matches? It looks like to me, the winner of both matches face each other next week, then the winner of that faces Brock Lesnar right?
Dayuuuum Finn Balor is straight beating down Double R with the steel chair! This will make the haters happy surely!
Holy smokes! Balor was dropping straight knees to Wackintyre, then sees Double R coming, moves out the way – Reigns with a spear to Wackintyre – BLAOW!!! No way can Wackintyre recover now surely?
After Claymores and Coup De Grace… it was Double R’s Violent Spear that got him the victory…. yo that was crazy!
In the other match, Lashley is straight killing Elias & Rollins with his power moves!
Now Elias & Rollins find themselves combining their force to take out Lashley, but only one can advance!
That has to be my favourite move of Rollins – the Superplex into the Falcon arrow – was that in last year’s game? I don’t recall!
Rollins burns it down and hits the curb stomp to Elias – BLAOW! Here’s the cover! 1, 2 and…Lashley stops that sh!t!
Lashley goes to charge at Rollins, finds the ringpost instead, Seth rolls him up! 1, 2 and…nope!!! Seth kicks him down, sets him up, Elias intervenes, only to be met with Lashley’s spear – BLAOW! We got Reigns Vs Lashley II next week! That’s how it’s going!
Holy smokes – Mickie James!!!! She got pum-pum shorts on! Nah that woman needs a good f**k! Her man ain’t doin’ it right!
Since when did Ronda Rousey become a one woman Shield? She’s coming down the stairs! Alexa gonna get f**ked up!
Rousey’s head top is braided! You know what that means!!! Alexa nuh read the news!
Here we go! Mickie & Alexa running for the hills!
Mickie nearly had her arm broken! LAWWWWWWWD!
Rousey is like – I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
She took out three officials plus Mickie and Alexa! SHE WANTS TO KILL!
Kurt put an extra week on Ronda’s suspension! Baron Corbin gonna snitch to Stephanie! But he can’t find his phone! Has he tried the lobby? Somebody call his phone – that usually works!
Kurt got his phone!!! It might be a good idea to break that muthaf***a Kurt!
Oh no! Ronda MUST conform! That’s if she wants the Women’s championship at Summerslams!!! Ronda it’s only one week!!! Hold it down girl! Alexa doesn’t like that sh!t! Well tough t1tt!£$!
Now I’m guessing that this was the first segment, but I’m gonna talk about it last if you don’t mind!
I don’t know why wrestling fans be getting all hot and bothered about Brock not showing up and sh1t, I didn’t know you muthaf***az actually cared about the Universal Championship!
Kurt was gonna strip Brock of the title!
WHOAWHOAWHOAWHAOAHOWHAOAHWOWHOAWHAO!!!!!!! PAUL HEYMAN YOU ARE A FUNNY MUTHAF***A!
What Brock Lesnar wants to do, is represent the WWE Universe, by challenging for the UFC Heavyweight Title WITH the WWE Universal Championship around his waist! I can ride to that but he gotta show up and defend more! He’s not afraid of the likes of Elias, Seth Rollins, Drew Wackintyre surely? This is a man (or beast) who has been at war with The Undertaker…. he can’t be sweating whoever is back there? Even Braun Strowman! Braun looks up to the Undertaker for Pete’s sake!
Don’t you love when Heyman feels threatened, he always says this – ‘I’m just an advocate’!!
It’s soon time for me to start putting together the SmackTalkCentre Summerslam gathering promo video…..but before that… let’s throw up a pic of that Croatian president… she would GET IT STILL!