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Monday Night Raw #1167, October 5, 2015!!!

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It’s that time of the month people! and I don’t mean wrestling fans on their period!

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Not only have we gotta save the tables, but we gotta save the t!tt!£$ as well! Those things are good to us! And we are gonna celebrate t!TT!£$ this week on this week’s blog, because breast cancer is a serious thing. So if you’re a feminist, or a 40-year-old virgin who cums at the sight of nipples, or a battyman in love with CM Princess Peach B!tch, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU!!!

RAW #1167! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZMike Cole says we are in for a hell of a show… I hope he means no ‘repeat’ matches! Big Show seems to be alright as well, after the beating he took at MSG by BRRROOCCCK LESSSNARR who has kicked off RAW!

Oh no not the WrestleMania XXX nightmare…. I can’t relive that again and again! That’s like Bruce Lee when he had to fight that demon in his life!

Then the Summerslam ‘screwjob’… I mean, I’m Undertaker through and through and I will support him 100%… Heyman says it’s not a prediction, it’s a spoiler, One will walk out of the cell the victor, and the other will not walk out at all.. Oh well Brock… you are a beast… but Undertaker becomes a DEMON in that cell!

Oh what is the Big Slow doing out here? WORD? He’s gonna put his hand out and say Brock is the DON?!!!

What an idiot… Big Show – you are a Big Fool! Another suplex and an F-5 – BLAOW!!!! Now go to your room!

OFFICIAL – Roman Reigns fights Bray Wyatt in the Cell! YES! Finally WWE have got it right. two extremely personal rivalries that has gone too far that they have to send for the cell. That’s how it should be!

LADIES! Roman Reigns is in the ring! 6 man tag team action! Come on girls rub on your t!TT!£$!

467e0753-349a-4b1a-bddb-394b222c5d35That’s what’s up – Be Proud of your t!TT!£$!!! Roman Reigns is sure to win!

YES!!! Because you women rubbed yout t!TT!£$… nipples hard and all… The combined might of Reigns, Ambrose and Orton mash-up the Wyatt bwoy dem!

Don’t tell me Neville is gonna fight Stardust… oh thank goodness it’s Sheamus!

Sheamus talking too much sh!t, bad man move in silence… Neville starts kicking Sheamus all over the ring…and… the match dun already? You know what that was? that was Neville, Sheamus and Barrett (who was at commentary) basically saying ‘Yes sir’ to Mr McMahon’s register just to say they were present…

Oh no!!! It’s my hero! Bi-Polar Kane!!! Look at him! his leg is ‘mash up’!!! Seth is fed up of the mind games!!! The joke is that Seth shows so much hatred against Corporate Kane… and Kane acting like he’s the good Samaritan!

Ooh Stephanie is out here – if anyone supports breast cancer more than anybody, even me, it’s Stephanie! But check it – if the Demon Kane does not defeat Seth Rollins for the title at the PPV, then Corporate Kane is out of a job…. hmmmm…. logic says I support Seth Rollins here! As I was saying… let’s honor Stephanie’s t!TT!£$… even though they are a bit on the false side…

Stephanie tittiesNatalya back on di telly! Her opponent… the UNGRATEFUL BRAT – Paige! Hopefully she will lose again… come on Natalya, show Paige how to do it! You come from the Hart Dungeon – you cannot let this little b!tch win!

Look at Natalya throwing those bows! Come on girl! mash her up!!!

It’s NEVER your house b!tch! Do you pay the rent – NO – Shut the f**k up!

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THAT’S IT NATALYA! Twist the b!tch up in that submission Razor Ramon used to do!

I swear down I hate when Paige even speaks now… so unattractive… I don’t get it guys – how is this woman so appealing? seriously guys, you got 30 seconds to convince me…WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Natalya applies the sharpshooter! But Paige made it to the ropes… SH!T!

Natalya got her again!! YES!!! THE B!TCH TAPPED OUT! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE PAIGE!

The rest of Raw could be wack… Naomi may not appear… I don’t care – NATALYA BEAT PAIGE! Justice is finally restored!

Ever wondered why I didn’t write about the Lucha/Ryback/Kevin Owens match/segment? Because it wasn’t worth talking about…

Damn who p!$$£d Stephanie off? Maybe she found the pic of her ‘t!TT!£$’ exposed on the internet… IT WASN’T ME! I put up a nice picture of her! Even The New Day are confused… they thought she liked em! Maybe she does! I dunno…she mentioned nothing about tables so I suppose she supports the cause… #SaveTheTables

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URRRRGHHHH This is tiresome… can’t this be on a segment after RAW live? I mean, It’s all good for Cena to be the spokesperson of this breast cancer sh!t and bigging up the breast cancer survivors… I have an idea, while Cena is doing that, let’s throw up another good ol’ t!TTy picture…

Torrie-Wilson-bikiniAAAH SH!T – they got Roman Reigns being a spokesperson too? THERE YOU GO GUYS! You can hate him now… but he won’t stop now!

For real – we just gonna have this match now? Corporate Kane & Seth Rollins vs The Dudley Boys?

HOLD UP – Someone is tuning into RAW this week…

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I tend to believe him… but it’s like yo… why is he so concerned?

Anyway back to this – Uh-oh  – the Dudleys sent for the tables…. what must The New Day be thinking???

IT’S KAAAANE!!!! AAAAH SH!T! But the Dudleys stand their ground! They remember what Kane did to them at SmackDown… 3D!!! – BLAOW!!! Kane laid out! So before Seth took foot and run… the fool taunts Kane doesn’t he? Now I’ve watched this wrestling sh!t a long time, and I know that if Kane or Undertaker are laid out on the canvas… you NEVER stand over them… they WILL crab you by your neck from a floored position, then CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!! right through the table!

The New Day must be crying in the car at this time… guys – you may not have saved that table.. but you can save the t!TT!£$… I know you wanna save Team BAD’s t!TT!£$… SO DO I!!! You guys save Tamina and Sasha… but Naomi – she’s ALL MINE!

TEAM BAD 2These three… you don’t want to know what’s going through the mind of the Infamous Informer… GRANT BODY – P!

Imagine if Team BAD defeats the Bellas as well… I’d love to hail RAW as the best ever! But obviously I cannot do that…

WHOA!!!! Now when Brie drops the Danny Bryan kicks, the Boston crowd chant NO! NO! NO!

YES!!!! TEAM BAD show the Bellas how to do it! I can now go to bed happy… but there is still half an hour at best of this sh!t…

A wha de raaaaar??? Summer Rae with a tribute to the Super Athlete Rusev??? Where is this going?

BACKSIDE??!!!! NO! Summer going on her crusty knees? What is she gonna ask him – will you let me suck your c-

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I guessed wrong! But marriage??? She calls him Ru-Ru! She says he can walk out of WrestleMania 32 as the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? WHOA!!!!

HE SAID YES!!!! BACKSIDE!!! Mr & Mrs Bulgarian Brute???

But not yet???? He says he gotta be the champion FIRST! Good thinking there Rusev! Sounds a reasonable deal to me… because if he wins, he can pay for the wedding! Rusev has his head screwed on!

To take your mind off that storyline… lets celebrate some more t!TT!£$… Lana where you at girl?

The crowd is like “John Cena SUUUUUUCKS!” Oh dear!

Who’s the opponent this week? They making a big deal of it this week, like there’s a surprise lurking…

Dolph Ziggler? Yes the match will be good but quite frankly, I’m not interested…

OH SNAP!!! THE NEW DAY GOT HIM!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BIG E is gonna take him!!!! COME ON BIG E!!!!!

BIG E is straight dominating this match!!! Byron Saxton is right – underneath all that comedy, all that ‘obnoxious’ behavior, BIG E was a former NXT Champion, Former Intercontinental Champion… so BIG E can do this!

Imagine that – New Day with Tag Team and the US Title? similar to The Shield? Anyhow they win… Team BAD are in trouble… you know The New Day love to mess around with Team BAD… I WOULD!

OH NO! The New Day got caught trying to teef! Damnit…. Cena won, but The New Day continuing the assault, that fool Ziggler comes out – BUT YO – Ziggler super kicks Cena accidentally! It’s becoming obvious from here, considering certain rumors… Ziggler gonna be that dude to defeat Cena… ain’t that a b!tch… Damn The New Day mashed up Cena, Ziggler and the Dudley Boys???!!!! Xavier mashed up the trombone effect! But it doesn’t matter! THEY KILLED IT!!!

Now guys, let’s go out and nurture and caress and appreciate those t!TT!£$! Let’s make Dean Ambrose proud!

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Monday Night Raw #1146, May 11, 2015!!!

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The Infamous Informer

I wanna take this time to big up the man call The Juice! Juventud Guerrera! Great interview he gave us at KicFM. But this is the clean version… the uncut, unedited version will be broadcast on STC From The UK on BDSIR Network. The Juice has music coming, gives a surprising praise to wrestling villain Vince Russo, and reveals an interesting story involving Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit. All this and more – just hit play on the link below!

KIC Interview with former WWE and WCW star “The Juice” Juventud Guerrera! by Kic Fm on Mixcloud

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…it’s the RAW before PAYBACK! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: I got Doritos, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, a supermalt, and an ice cream for when I see Sophia Lares on Babestation if RAW gets wack in places… it will be a hard act to follow last week though…considering it’s the go-home show… RAW was OFF THE HOOK! And some muthaf***a named Vince Russo wanted negative spotlight. Well he got it alright… sorry Juice, but Russo – you’s a B!TCH!!!!

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OH NO!!!! HE’S BAAAACCCCCCCK!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEF!!!! Oh boy, lets see what the hammer wielding wretch has to…. what – Danny Bryan’s here too? Wherever you see Triple, Danny is not far behind…

Uh oh! Daddy’s Home! Is he gonna draw for the belt on Seth Rollins and Ka- I mean Glenn? Look at Seth on that bullsh!t… why doesn’t Triple just get it over it and have Seth join the Triple Teef Kiss my @$$ club! The Cincinnati Ohio Crowd want Ambrose!

Yes Rollins you’re right… it is a glorified 3 on 1 Handicap Match…. against Randall Keith Orton!!!! Fans are dreaming of a Shield Reunion like they singing the Bing Crosby Christmas classic!

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Hang on…. so if Seth loses the title at Payback… Glenn loses his role as Director Of Operations???? Suddenly I want Rollins to LOSE!!!!!

Hold up Jamie Noble – you can’t talk to Triple like that???!!! Are you asking for a Pedigree boy????? Now look what you’ve done! You two security jabronies gotta fight Dean Ambrose! Just step away from the ladders Mercury! You and ladders don’t mix!

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Question – you think J&J security will be in WWE2K16???!!!! They gotta be surely!

Ha! They love Deano! He brukk up the security! The security supposed to be some big tough muthaf***az huh? You know, they supposed to refuse jabronies from the club? Bloody useless!

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Question – you think J&J security will be in WWE2K16???!!!! They gotta be surely!

Ha! They love Deano! He brukk up the security! The security supposed to be some big tough muthaf***az huh? You know, they supposed to refuse jabronies from the club? Bloody useless!

Back in my day, if your shirt had no collars on, and you’re not wearing shoes… your @$$ ain’t getting in the club. I look around today, I see muthaf***az wearing shirt that look like they’ve fixed their car with it, Tight jeans and those funny looking converse trainers… sh!t is disgusting!

Dolph Ziggler is out to fight, Sheamus is on commentary… hang on – that’s it – just a single match at Payback??? GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!! Urgh…

We got Neville Vs Barrett at Payback too? Yeah boyee!!!! COME ON NEVILLE!!!!!

YES! When Barrett turns his elbow pad red, THAT’S IT!!! CURTAINS FOR DOLPH B!TCH @$$!!! That’s what’s up!

…and then Sheamus continues the beatings!!!! Brogue Kick to Ziggler – BLAOW!!!! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? You DAMN RIGHT I’m entertained Sheamus! Any day when Dolph B!tch @$$ gets brukk up I am entertained!

OOOHHHH SH!T! So Booker-T is joing the Tough Enough team as a coach? Brilliant!

Enough of that sh!t… Rowan & Harper are reunited, Wyatt Family Buzzards excited! Fandango turn back! You can’t test these guys!

Rowan brukk up Fandango in what – 37 seconds???? I told you to turn back fool!!!! What I can say about the Wyatt man dem – They can’t test Undertaker & Kane! The TRUE Brothers of Destruction! Bray Wyatt can’t beat the don of dons… so you work that out!

Ok – can we just have this bwoy Cena just get on with the open challenge and not be on that bla-bla-bla…. bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-blaaaaaah!!! Who gonna fight him this week? Why don’t these Internet Cena haters step up??? Oh yeah I forgot – they out of shape, overweight, tryna audition for Tough Enough and can’t climb over the barricade!

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I could barely hear NXT chants… very disappointing.

NEVILLE!!!!! Come on NEVILLE!!!! I used you on WWE2K15 to whupp Cena’s @$$ in that special mode! Mi get trophy for it!!!!

Oh man…. if Cena kicks out of that high risk manuever from Neville, chances are Cena will escape the red arrow super move… drops the AA and Cena wins…. I can say this – every week Cena fights somebody different…. so that’s cool.

Neville kicked out of 2 AA’s!!!!! You think tonight’s the night??? This could change everything!!!! COME ON NEVILLE!!! BEAT HIM!!!

OH BLAST!!!!! Neville hit the Red Arrow! But that blasted Rusev come and TEEEEEEEEF!!!! Rusev knew, that if Neville won, there would be no belt to fight for at Payback… so I see the science… Cincinnati want Lana!!! DON’T WE ALL!!! Don’t we all wanna ramm it in her Putin? The dildo strap ons have increased in sales… purchased by WOMEN!!!! They wanna ramm it in her Putin too!

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Roman Reigns comes down the stairs, the women feel his cocky, and then Glenn is destroying him already!

Damn Glenn is fighting like Kane!!!! Uh Oh… I bet Stephanie is looking at the mask that Kane gave her…. oh sh!t Roman fighting back! Spear to Glenn over the announce table – BLAOW!!!

Ah yes…. those Bellas…. I love them but they still gonna lose!!! OH SNAP!! She fighting Tamina???? Oh lawwd Brie DEAD NOW!

Payback is a b!tch…. and Tamina is THE BADDEST B!TCH!!!!GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

Mike Cole pointing out that Nikki won the divas title since November… so why aren’t you counting the days Cole? Do your journalism, do your googles!!!! God damnit!!!

Yes Tamina!!! Show these Bella b!tches how to kick somebody down – BLAOW!!!! Even Shawn Michaels had to turn his head on that one! Brie’s ti++!£$ cave in!

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That theme tune for Payback is WACK!!!!! Give me some time to come up with the STC version!

Macho Mandow…. I’ve heard it all now!!! Well The Grant Says, if he’s such a good impressionist, maybe he should get in Stephanie’s little panties as well!!!

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Wait a minute – The Ascension??? Not the Illuminati puppets??? Oh I get it, Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel are gonna combine their force and form the Mega Powers and brukk up these fools!

How did the Mega Powers implode again???? Was it something to do with that Miss Elizabeth lady??? That’s all they need now, who could fit that role???? Answers on a postcard please! Or if you one of those hip youngsters, tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

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Lita & Billy Gunn join the cast of Tough Enough as well??? WHOA!!!! Now I have found the STC theme for Payback… but I won’t play it until the end of this blog…

Uh-Oh… Danny Bryan is out here… almost a similar situation to last year…. I’d better brace myself…

Well ain’t that a b!tch…. Danny’s out the game for god knows when…. he had to give up his title… again… I feel as though when it comes to titles, the boy Bryan is cursed. That blasted Triple Teef put a curse on him! Maybe he should do what Shawn did…. lay low for 4 years, come back and beat Triple Teef again!

Do not embrace the negativity… rejoice in the positivity!!!! Time for A New Day up in here!!!

Say word? 2 out of 3 falls match for The New Day Vs Cesaro & Kidd at Payback? I can ryde to that!!! NEW…DAY ROCKS!!!! I got the chant right! Don’t know why you can’t!!!

How dare Cesaro stomp out The New Day in rhythm!!!! Him outta orda & bright!!!!

Oh for real???? Cesaro has joined the Suplex city game??? I can hear an IWC member crying out – ‘why isn’t he pushed to the moon????’ Well Vincent Kennedy says – ‘maybe because he’s Swiss’…. The GRANT SAYS – if Cesaro was in the main event, would YOU put your hand in your pocket? or would YOU stream that sh!t as usual???

I know I did not just hear the ‘Elimination Chamber’ announced for May 31???!!!! Exclusive on the BUUUFTA Award Winning WWE Network??? And that sh!t is free for New subscribers NOW!!!! That changes everything as far as the Fatal 4 Way Championship match at Payback… time to re-assess my thoughts and science….

Chamber Music, f**k!n the party up!

Chamber Music, f**k!n the party up!

F**K it – Bray Wyatt on that bla-bla-bla-bla! Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla!!!!! Come on Ryback… say your prayers before you feast on Wyatt… this Wyatt is outta orda & bright! He don’t watch the news!

Obviously Ryback ain’t afraid of this fool! Straight B-Line to kick his f**k!n @$$!!!! Spinebuster to Wyatt – BLAOW!!! Look Wyatt – NO ONE is afraid of your @$$, after Undertaker dealt with you at WrestleMania!

Question – is this like a ‘rubber’ match? Seth & Randall fight at WrestleMania, then they fight again at Extreme Rules, and now they fight again here???

I just wanna see a curb stomp by Rollins…. can I see it…. please??? Even though as a black man, I’m not really supposed to support that move?

For a minute I thought Seth was gonna send for the pile driver…. Oh hell naw! These J&J security mans just can’t help themselves can they? Uh oh!!!! IT’S KA- er Glenn!!!! What’s he gonna do???

NOTHING!!!! He grabbed a chair… but he didn’t do a rarse! Seth got f**ked up!!!! First the Dirty Deeds super move – BLAOW! Then the spear – BLAOW! Then the RKO – BLAOW! But a spear to Randall and Dirty Deeds to Reigns made Ambrose THE MAN!!!

It’s Payback, and they want it right now – Give them their f**k!n sh!t – Chicka- BLAOW!!!!

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