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Monday Night Raw #1174, November 23, 2015!!!

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Now that your time of the month is over, you got all your complaints out your system, you threw away your wrestling tampons… always the same every month… ‘The PPV was sh!t…Roman didn’t turn heel, I wanted Kevin Owens to be champ, The Wyatts should have beat the Undertaker – they are getting buried… blah blah blah blah blah’ – SHUT THE F**K UP!

I thought you wasn’t watching again? Hey – The Only Way is Essex is THAT WAY! Don’t forget to cancel your WWE Network…

You still here? #WhoeverLosesIWIN, talking of which, Shout out to STC’s Aydenn Wardle! He’s a nice FELLA!

See what I did there? GRANT BODY-P!

RAW #1174! I LOVE THIS WRESTLING SH!T – LET’S GO!

WWF PROPA TINGZI’m actually looking forward to Triple’s opening segment… all he wanted to do was shake Roman’s hand… there was no need for the spear!!!

I notice they haven’t customised Sheamus’ title belt yet… he doesn’t look stupid people – Sheamus looks great with that title!

I thought the one question Sheamus had for these fools was – ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? I didn’t expect him to ask -Who looks stupid now?! That is an appropriate question – because Roman Reigns come down the stairs… smiling! And the fans are cheering for him! They booed him the night before? Fickle fools… uh oh.. is Stephanie about to slap Roman Reigns???

Well you know what? Roman always did say to Triple… ‘We gonna have our own game of thrones – Believe That!’ I will always remember that line… but why did Rusev appear out of nowhere and kick down  Roman like that? Sheamus follows up – Brogue Kick to the jaw bone of Reigns – BLAOW!!!!

TLC Jump off – Sheamus the Champion, Vs Roman Reigns the Challenger! Tables Ladders & Chairs match!!! Rather disappointing I thought, I was hoping for The Usos Vs The New Day Vs The Dudley Boys in a Tables Ladders and Chairs match…but I don’t complain on the internet… Ain’t got time for that!

Talking of which… first match – Dudley Boys Vs The Wyatt pu$$y bwoy dem… they were NO MATCH for the Don of Dons and his Brudda!

Ha! The Wyatt bwoy might be able to defeat the Dudley Boyz and mash dem up, but they harvested the Undertaker and Kane’s power and still couldn’t beat them??? They are WEAK!!!! To quote Liu Kang to Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat…

“All those souls and you don’t have one of your own… I pity you sorcerer!”

You wanted Sasha Banks, I wanted Sasha Banks (but Naomi more) HERE SHE IS! Sorry Becky Lynch fans! But hey, shades of NXT Takeover though right?WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

I should really call the match but that Naomi… apart from my real-life lady – Naomi is everything I want in a woman…

You know what I love about Sasha though? She loves her video games too, I see her out there on the UpUpDownDown channel on YouTube controlled by The New Day…but I bet she couldn’t beat my woman at Need For Speed Undercover…and I’m sure she cannot test me once I don the Purple Suit in Tekken because after all… I am HIM you don’t see my picture???

Sasha Banks – STILL undefeated on RAW!!! Is it her time come the TLC jump off? Uh Oh… don’t tell me that Ugly Paige still thinks she is still in line? She claims Charlotte’s arms were underneath the bottom rope when she executed her figure 8 super move… What sort of sh!t is that??? She rolls the footage and I’m sorry, if I was the ref – I would let that off – how the f**k are you gonna control your arms when in a submission move like that? You know what Charlotte – if it means you gotta f**k up Paige again – I’m all for it!

OH NO!!!!! The New Day are starting their Country Music Jamboree Open Tag Team Championship Challenge? If this is aiming to diss country music I’m all for it because most of those country music artists support the confederate flag… NO ONE LISTENS TO THAT SH!T!!

OH SH!T!!!! The New Day are going in!!! COUNTRY MUSIC IS WACK!!!!

Lucha Dragons have accepted the challenge!! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

Hold the brakes! Uso Brudda want to accept the challenge too! I think New Day are trying to get out of it!!!

OH NO! You can’t cancel the Open Challenge??? I thought these titles were the symbol of excellence? (that’s the US title Grant) is it??? Aww shucks…

WHOA! Mark Henry & Neville had a wrestling contest, Henry lost, and Neville wasn’t inducted in the Hall of Pain??? Yo Neville… you gonna make it! YOU GOING TO THE TOP! I just don’t know when…

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This is interesting… Stardust and Goldust are on seperate teams… Stardust riding with the Ascension and Goldust riding with the Primetime Players… I remember Goldust saying he had no desire to fight his brother… and I think they did, but the match fell flat and was quickly forgotten. Sure it was a pre-show or something – what was it? Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

It’s gonna interest me what that fool Colter gotta say about the state of MexAmerican Address…

If this is so MexAmerica, why can’t Bertie & Zeb get that belt customised? The MexAmerican championship? Damnit creative what’s holding you back? Is it the Irish Madman who my radio co-host Shadfather calls Vincent Kennedy?

I was wondering when Wack Swagger was gonna show up and re-ignite his rivalry with Bertie, just don’t get drink/weed driving okay fool?

GRANT BODY-P!

The truth of the matter is this – Zeb left yo @$$ Swagger because you failed to defeat the Super Athelete Rusev, and Rusev proceeded to break Zeb’s legs, and Swagger let that happen! Obviously Swagger forgot about that sh!t… but that doesn’t mean I’m now a Zeb Colter fan – FAR FROM IT!

So here we go, the rematch for the World Wrestling Federation Divas Championship… Paige face it 0 you can’t manage Charlotte… by the way – how long has Charlotte held the champonship for now? Just over two months right?

Come on Charlotte… now is your time… THIS Is your destiny! BREAK PAIGE’S LEGS!!!

Big ups to Charlotte – she respects Paige as a competitor… You know I don’t know if even I can give Paige credit for that… the day she dissed my sexy, beautiful and dangerous Naomi… she sealed her fate.

I LOVE THAT MOVE BY CHARLOTTE! She catches Paige in the haed scissors, and flips Paige around like a suplex using her legs three times! Wicked move!

Paige & Charlotte are putting on a technical wrestling clinic here! But check it – y’all didn’t like that sh!t at the Survivor Series. I thought you wanted wrestling right? That’s why I can’t f**k with the so-called hardcore wrestling fans…

…and they are probably complaining that the match ended in a double count out on the internet, yeah like mark Zuckerberg can help them… he doesn’t give a f**k… he’s sitting in his mansion with b!tches saying CHING CHING!!!

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Somebody tell me why Heath Slater is wasting my and your time apppearing on TV? Do I have to post up another babestation pic???

Maybe I won’t need to! Ryback just woke up.. it’s feeding time! Slater tries to crack the Ryback with the guitar… it had NO EFFECT! Counterattack – Shell Shock to SLATER – BLAOW!!!!

Up next… Deano and Ziggler team up Vs Battyman Breeze and the World Wrestling Federation Twitter Champion – Kevin Owens! Check this in the latest in his series of putting dumb fans on blast!

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I don’t know whether to watch this match… because of Deano and Owens, I am 50% interested… the other 50%… wants to see Kandi Kay again…

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Main event jump off! Rusev Vs Roman Reigns! So hold on, I gotta make modifications on WWE2K16 now right? Sheamus & Rusev, they as good as Authority now! Remember back at WrestleMania 26? Sheamus and Triple Teef had beef? Look at em now… WOW!

You know this is straight TEEF when Sheamus is there constantly clapping down Reigns everytime he’s on the outside, the ref clocked it and now Sheamus has to leave the building!

It all comes together now! Why did Barrett come and teef? Because we got a Eurovision Union between Rusev, Barrett and Sheamus! Roman Reigns cannot overcome this??? WWE2K16 people… put these three together, Call em The Eurovision B!tches!

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1145, May 4, 2015!!!

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We getting money YEP!

We hustle YEP!

We got those guns YEP!

We bout to ball YEP!

We got them cars YEP!

We poppin’ tags YEP!

We ballin’ YEP! I said we ballin’ YEP!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You Mayweather hating b!tches!!!! SAY SOMETHING! Go ahead SAY SOMETHING! Where’s all your chat now dyam arses! And f**k all that May the 4th sh!t, I’m not a fan of Star Wars! The only thing I like about Star Wars – is the characters you can play on muthaf***!n Soul Calibur!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: Real McCoy’s MAN CRISPS, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, KA Black Grape soda, and an ice cream for when I see Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go and cuss bad words if I see some stupid sh!t!!!

Wait a minute, if the crowd are not overly cheering Reigns when Randall mentioned him… why did they vote for a triple threat match???? WOLLYS!

The crowd chanting for Randall to RKO Reigns???? And did Randall mess up his lines?

What the f**k??? I like the New Day but they don’t want none of Randall & Reigns surely???? I’m all about positivity but… I hope you guys read the bible!

Oh my god they do! All three of em! I thought The New Day were righteous, but they taking orders from the Devil’s Favourite Demon?????

Oooooh, Reverend ain’t right… his church ain’t right!!!

Collectively, The New Day cussed down Randall & Reigns! Yo if that was Rock & Jericho it would be curtains for the New Day lyrically!

OH MY GOD You retarded Canadian crowd – Why the f**k are you chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch??? Thank god for New Day – keeping the claps going so that the crowd can chant ‘New Day Sucks’! It hurt me to disrespect the Canadian crowd – because the love of my life resides there – and I got family there too…

Oh snap! The New Day win!!!! Reigns speared Orton accidentally! Kingston went for the pin!!!! Oh dear!!!!

It gets worse! Or better??? Glenn has pitted Reigns & Orton against each other! Well the Grant says these two don’t mind, plus Glenn sorts out Seth Rollins too! He fights Ambrose, and if Rollins runs his mouth once, Glenn would have Rollins tied to the ring post so that Ambrose can buss him up!!! But if you ask me… Ambrose is the type that would rather fight someone who can fight back…. you know what they say about people not in their right mind? They have the strength of 10 men!

We are really in Bizarro Land! These fools chanting Goldberg at Ryback??? that is so 2013!!! Sorry baby girl, I know you live in Winnipeg girl, but if these fans f**k up again, I will be forced to do something I might regret….

Yo Bray, I don’t know what the f**k you just said… but telling Ryback to run??? Yeah Ryback will run alright… to the Wyatt buffet!!! And I’m not even sure if Wyatt wants to eat there!!!!

The Grant says… Cesaro & Kidd are not getting a title shot for those tag team titles for now…. #FACT!!!! And the Ascension… I want these muthaf***az to get back to being the bad men they were in NXT…. #FACT!!!!

F**K ME!!! Cesaro might be the star this week! 10 Irish whips into the turnbuckle followed by a fierce uppercut each!!! Followed by an 11th Irish whip into a clothesline!!!! That was f*k!n DAN!!!!! The Ascension dead now! Is who tell dem to follow the illuminati?!!!

I know Seth Rollins did not just call Glenn a moron???!!!! That’s like swearing at my moms!

Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins jump off!!!! Hold up!!! If Ambrose beats Rollins, Ambrose is in the main event!!! COME ON AMBROSE!!!!!

Yeah I know, 78% of the WWE Universe voted for a Triple Threat Match! But Rollins called Glenn a moron??? COME ON AMBROSE!!! KILL!!!!

Technically all three members of the Shield would be fighting for the title, plus an added Randall Orton??? COME ON AMBROSE!!!! KILL!!!!

Ambrose is really going for it! Punches left and right! diving through the ropes! He’s showing Pacquiao how to do it!

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These two are really going for it!!! This is OFF THE HOOK! Crowd canting THIS IS AWESOME!! this is PPV quality!

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! The J&J security tried to teef! Distraction Roll Up by Ambrose – 1 – 2 – and it’s….. 3!!!

AMBROSE GOING TO PAYBACK!!!! Suddenly the PPV is gonna be DAN! I think Kane sent J&J security to go out there!!!! He paid them handsomely!!!

THIS RAW HAS BEEN DAN SO FAR!!!! All that’s left is for me to see Naomi’s sexy @$$…Grant & Leanna

GWARN KANE!!!! Talk that propaganda sh!t to Rollins! Tell him how good he needs to be! Hold on – interview with Lana… Haha catch Fandango talking that seductive sh!t to Lana! (Well wouldn’t you??!!!) Rusev don’t like that sh!t! Oh dear Fandango you might not be able to dance again after this week! You gonna be in a hospital kid!

I think the Canadian crowd have fixed up! ‘WE WANT LANA!’ Well I want ‘TAMARA’ but that’s another story!

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I don’t believe this! Dude got Lana to do the Fandango dance!!!!! Rusev bex! Sent her to the back! Fandango got game let’s be real! First Summer Rae, then Layla (bastard),… then Rosa Mendes, now Lana???? All we need now is The Rock! Come on Lana admit it – you want The Rock’s strudel! You got wet…. with perspiration standing that close to The Rock!!!!

Stardust wants revenge on R-Truth for not advancing in the King Of The Ring Tournament! And I think he’s gonna do it! What’s in the bag? I have a bad feeling I know what it is! R-Truth said he wanted to ban spiders…. Oh sh!t…..

What???? plastic spiders???? Here’s me thinking a big @$$ tarantula was in that bag! Now THAT would be f**ked up! Boo Stardust for that sh!t – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now now crowd!!!! Don’t boo Cena!!!! Oh no!!! TOO LATE! This John Cena Sucks song might be better than the Kurt Angle You Suck song! Remember that?!

Gotta say – the Canadian crowd are better than the Chicago crowd from Extreme Rules!!!! Cena can’t say sh!t! The crowd love the song! REWIND AND COME AGAIN SELECTAH!

Why are they chanting Sami Zayn???? Do they know something I don’t????

Damn Cena enough of the bla-bla-bla! bla-bla-bla-bla! Come on out challenger!!!!

HANG ON????? Bret Hart???? He can’t fight????!!!!! He’s the challenger??? BUMBACLAAAART!!!!

Oh no wait – he’s gonna introduce the next challenger, but Heath Slater wants in… somebody kick him down!

Yes Bret! Lick him down with the mic!!! But Yo! The Canadian crowd knew! Sami Zayn is the challenger!!! I believe he can win!!!! This match is gonna be DAN!!!!

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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The Jobber Blogger #130 – TNA: IMPACT WRESTLING – 15/10/14

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Are you proud of me? I would be, also I am be. And I am also me. It all makes sense like Lion King and the Circle of Life. Only it means reduction. Which wasn’t really mentioned all that much in the film itself, though I do remember a McDonalds toy that left little to the imagination.

lion king wrongI guess that’s more borderline bestiality than it is the Circle of Life.

Well what a way to start off issue #130 – no doubt shattering some dreams and hearts and eyes of the two people that appear to be reading this every week… or at least viewing the posts and liking them. Then not reading.

Does anyone read this?

Yes, I know you do Linda, hell I don’t re-read my ramblings anymore, look at that < spelling error.

I don’t know if there is one, I didn’t check, I just played it safe and assumed.

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It appears that I’ve lost my way already, that’s pretty good for a opening Paragraph / Segment isn’t it. Shows signs of things to come. I was going to say, Are you Proud of me?

It’s Friday, creeping up to 8pm and I’m writing the Jobber Blogger! Yes folks, I’m caught up and up to date!

Which is saying something given it’s crazy Writing week when the PPV’s hit, pretty much Watch Wrestling / Write Wrestling / Watch Wrestling / Write Wrestling / Watch Wrestling / Write Wrestling then I’m back on schedule.

So how was Impact after / before Bound for Glory? I’ll tell you how it was! Because that’s what I’ve chosen to do, whether you like it or not, whether you agree or not, whether you even read it or not, I will do it! This is The Jobber Blogger and I vow to do stuff!

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I know how frustrating it may be on the days I don’t get my Jobber Blogger Blog posts Jobbering it up on a Sunday night to follow the UK Airing of Impact on Challenge. I feel your frustration, it keeps me up at night, and sometimes Linda sends me hate mail.

(You’re being featured a lot this week Linda 😉 be proud!)

Currently I’m trying to get Minecraft on my PS Vita and it’s all gone to hell! Not that I expected it to just “work” though in the back of my mind I thought “I bet this will just work, despite the fact I’m expecting it not to”.

Long story short, it doesn’t work, I own the PS3 Retail Version, supposed to recognise my save and allow Cross-Buy, BUT IT DOESN’T WORK! Now I can’t even throw money at the problem and buy it, the whole worlds gone to the poop when you can’t get things for Money! If I can’t get things for Money, why do I work! Tell me that!

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You’ll be pleased to know that Impact was pretty awesome this week! I was impressed and entertained. I’d like to clarify that Bound for Glory was a really good show, I might have blurted out some more “negative” feedback of the show, it was a good show. Didn’t live up to the name of “Bound for Glory”, but that was probably more to do with the fact that it didn’t have over half of the TNA talent I want to watch on a TNA show on the PPV. No grudge matches, no decent talent, no Championship belts. It was a TNA – One Night Only – vs. Wrestle1 show.

Nothing wrong with that. Just nothing “Glorious” about it either.

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Kurt Angle kicked off Impact with a whole segment to build up the Main Event the advertised last week with an announcement from Kurt Angle and a Video Package and a Mention.

So awesome to start the show by telling us what you already told us. If Sean O’ Haire were still alive, he’d be Senton’ing in his grave.

Big ups Sean O’ Haire, I am a fan. Also “I’m not going to tell you what you already know”. It was his catch phrase with the re-branded Spider Web look and awesome Entrance Music. It took place before his firing.

So… there you have it.

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Kurt called out Lashley, which I still kind of forget he’s the Champ, Lashley has been a good Champ though, for the times I remembered it. The second Impact kicked off it felt like TNA again, and I like Lashley a lot in the Title Picture.

Kurt seemed rather miffed that Lashley declined Roode’s Challenge for another shot at the World Championship.

Shall I go into why this annoys me? I shall!

Kurt claimed that being the World Heavyweight Champion means he needs to defend the belt whenever and wherever. Never heard of that before, it’s not his duty.

More to the point Kurt was annoyed at MVP last week for the “mess” he made and how dare he book his own matches, he’s not in charge. Despite the fact Kurt didn’t stop any of it. Now he’s annoyed at Lashley for getting involved in the Match Kurt didn’t want to take place in the first place with a stipulation he didn’t agree with, agree to, nor want to happen.

Yup, I have no idea why he was annoyed, aside from the fact that the Script says as much.

Further to the point, surely Bobby Roode who earned a shot AND LOST does not deserve to get a re-match on the basis that “I was pretty good before I lost” I don’t remember that being a “I’ve earned this” way of life.

And the final point, Surely Roode asking for another shot should annoy Kurt just as much as MVP making a match did, because Roode would have done the exact same thing. Only he would have done it with the World Championship on the line, despite the fact he already had his opportunity and Lost!

End of. Kurt makes no sense.

I’m not really that bothered, but please, just pay attention to what you Write. This is like Star Trek getting their Delorean stuck in a Worm Hole where Johnny Five accidently clicked on Quantum Leap.

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It Just Don’t Make Sense!

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Madison Rayne vs. Havok – Knockouts Championship

Madison is drifting on down the Heel lake once more, but this time it’s a “why wouldn’t I have done that?” rather than just being a full blown Heel. She’s the Heel people don’t like because she did the smart thing rather than the Honourable thing.

But as she said, every Knockout for herself, why would she risk injury at the hands of Havok before her Championship match to save Taryn from taking a bump. Not worth it.

Also props to Madison, I like her new Entrance, with her head down then bringing the Camera Man to go behind her and follow her down the ramp. I like that. Very cinematic.

Now I had quite the rant about Velvet putting up a good fight against Havok at Bound for Glory, I suppose in reality, this match took place first, so Velvet could have been trying to top it. Which is fair enough.

Madison also put up quite the fight against Havok, though Havok seemed far more dominant against Madison than she did against Velvet. Which doesn’t make sense. Also for Velvet as a Heel, it makes less sense for her to be “full of heart” and the underdog. Which on the flip side, is a nice thing about Madison. She’s drifting toward being a Heel, but currently she’s still a face, so she went to battle by herself and put up a good fight, not backing down.

Though I did start to question the physical health of Earl Hebner, he’s not getting any younger…. I don’t think, I don’t know his medical history, or in fact his age.

But given he works on a general Human life scale, then he’s getting older. It seemed he dosed off during this match, or at least tried to squeeze in a sneaky Nap during a pin-count.

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He could have been selling a kick-out though I suppose, but I think chances are he nodded off.

I joke. I kid. I can’t write anything funny….. also I laughed a bit.

Havok lifted up Madison and dropped her with the Chokeslam for the Win.

Though actually, Havok’s Chokeslam is known as the “Harlot Slayer!”

Which sounds like a Spider-Man Villain who hunts prostitutes… I like it.

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Magnus vs. Matt Hardy

This Makes Me Happy.

Yes, like most, some of, perhaps a couple of people, I was wondering on the future of Matt in TNA.

I know he’s not signed, this is more of a per-appearance deal, but now that the Tag-Title Series has wrapped, I wasn’t sure where he would go.

Then he popped up backstage in a promo where Magnus interrupted. Yup, it’s not really that relevant, “you’re not as good as your Brother” / “your jealous of your friend”, usual crap.

Again, as someone who is a life-long fan of the Hardyz, I can’t tell you how happy I am to see Matt in TNA, in a Singles Match, where he is “himself”.

I was looking forward to his first run, and we all know that didn’t turn out so well. So thank you TNA for giving him a chance to redeem himself. Matt’s a great talent, and is capable of a lot.

As someone who is a Fan of Magnus, but never really fully sold on Magnus, I am pleased to admit he seemed more like himself and also far better than I remember.

I literally had no idea what to expect when Magnus lifted Matt into the Power-bomb position, I thought Matt would probably do the usual punch to the face, land on his feet type of ordeal. Then I thought Magnus would just ram him back first into the Turnbuckle.

I did not expect Magnus to ram him into the Turnbuckle then actually Power-Bomb Matt onto the Ring Apron.

I don’t recall seeing that, and it looked nasty. – Nasty and cool.

The match came to an end when Matt caught Magnus’ mid dive from the Second Rope with a Twist of Fate.

The crowd seemed to have a mixed reaction to Matt’s move, I suppose it’s a fairly common thing to see now, specially that the traditional Cutter has come into play a lot recently by a lot of guys. Also I miss Matt taking his time with the Twist of Fate, seems to be more rushed, I liked the Taunt and Scream before the move.

Still, Matt’s in TNA and I love it! Hardyz vs. Bram and Magnus?

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DJZ, Jesse and Angelina Love (w/ Velvet Sky) vs. Knux, Crazy Steve and Rebel

I am very happy that DJZ has the current look he does, it’s a big improvement of where he used to be pre-Bromans.

However I miss the DJ deck and annoying horn. I loved that during matches! Do more of it! All the time!

That makes sense right?

Not sure on the partnership of the Bromans and The Beautiful People. Bro’s meet Rock chicks, doesn’t seem to match.

Don’t hate it though.

Above all else, this match is best for one reason, Crazy Steve. It seems TNA are impressed with his popularity because he’s being used more and more, not only that, but rather than the being the crazy guy who doesn’t fight a lot, even lost his matches because he’s out of control and the first person to be eliminated from other bouts.

He put on a great outing in this match and displayed how much of a Credible wrestler he is without breaking or losing any aspect of his Character.

Also he won the match. Good things seem to be in his future, I think he’s got a Gimmick that can last, and transform when required.

Zema kept patting Rebel’s “rear” till Knux took him out, Steve going in for the kiss on Angelina, when Jesse broke it up with a press slam. Steve landed on his feet, jumped to the Second Rope, hit a Tornado DDT for the win.

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Tyrus vs. Shark Boy

You know, I think I preferred the wrong thing out of this match.

I can say that I was not expecting “Tyrus” – Brodus Clay to be EC3’s new Bodyguard. Also, surely Rocktsar Spud was not “employed” to be EC3’s Bodyguard. Just saying.

Still a very good and pleasant surprise, no idea if he’s sticking around in TNA, or if he’s doing a Gene Snitsky.

I could also mention Big E, but “doing a Gene Snitsky” is far funnier as a saying. That should be used… Taz you listening?

Everyone Tweet that at Taz!

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Either way, whether he sticks around or not, they will eventually end up fighting, it just happens, even if I don’t want it to.

TNA – Breaking the mould.

EC3 had a big old Rant about being undefeated and how he’s defeated every TNA Hall of Famer. Devon stepped up then got attacked by Bram. Which is far more interesting than having EC3 fight Devon.

So in the end, EC3 revealed he had booked Tyrus a match against TNA Legend Shark Boy.

I’ve never been a huge Shark Boy fan, but the more I think about his gimmick, the more I like it. Now having him miss his entrance and run a video backstage where they find him out of shape on a sofa stuffing Doughnuts into his Mask, I love it!

Hence what I mean, I think I was more impressed and intrigued by Shark Boy’s decent into physics defying obesity than I was the debut of Tyrus.

…… Tyrus won.

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Eric Young vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode – Four Way Elimination #1 Number One Contender Match – World Heavyweight Championship

Now anyone who knows me and reads this, knows I love any kind of Elimination Match. I Love em!

So I was happy.

Here is something I wasn’t expecting, I really miss Jeff Hardy being in the Main Events. Now again, big Hardy fan, but I can see why he isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. I never disliked him as Champ, just you know, went a long with it. However now, after a good period of him not being in the Main Events as a main stay, I miss it.

I’ve always said Bobby Roode is the best World Heavyweight Champion of recent memory, least my favourite.

I don’t know if I’m ready for this Roode to be Champion. I enjoyed Heel Roode. I always enjoy Heel Wrestlers more, they tend to have longer Championship reigns. I feel a Heel can be a main stay, without really needing to do anything. You never “need” to turn them Face, only because your good guys are thinning out or to do something different. Heel’s tend to gain momentum on the card and with the fans. Faces decrease, and usually decrease quickly.

Currently should Roode be the Champ again, in my mind I see a good few Months run, till he ends up going against James Storm and his Revolution, where pay-back is a (you know what) and Storm gets the proper Title Run he deserves as the top heel on the show.

All four of these guys put on a great main event, timing was slightly off as EY and Hardy were setting up for simultaneous “Moonsault’s and Swanton’s” a good Album title incidentally.

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EY missed with the Moonsault, Jeff missed with the Swanton then both were dropped with the Roode Bomb and Brain Buster respectively then eliminated.

Roode and Aries tore it down as you’d expect, in the end Roode caught Aries from his Corner Drop-Kick and delivered a Roode Bomb to pick up the win.

All four of them then stood in the ring displaying mutual respect.

I still find it funny that Angle chose the Four Guys who Lost against Lashley, to then challenge him again.

You’d think someone else would have a shot, who perhaps hasn’t been defeated already. Not arguing. Just stating.

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Good show, looking forward to Next Week’s Impact, also the Wolves announced a 8-Team Tag-Tournament to find their next challenges. Seems like a long process, but looking forward to that too!

Till then!

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Monday Night Raw #1110: September 1, 2014!!!

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UK – We are about ONE MONTH AWAY from Chris B£^O!+ Part II Day… Some of you look confused… I’m talking about October 1, 2014 when the WWE Network touches down on our shores finally! But the question remains – will it be £9.99??? Why are we the last country to get it? And if it is £9.99, then The Grant Says – We are about to be ripped the f**k off! Because $9.99 works out to £6.01 at time of this post.

Before I jump off with this week’s Raw Blog, I wanna big up Cage Amateurs UK, they blessed me with a nice T-Shirt to represent officially! BIG RESPECT! LOVE IS LOVE!

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ANNNND NOWWWW, It’s time for the main event of the evening! I got my Supermalt, Hula Hoops, Mint Chocolate Penguins, Apple Pies (For the divas – No I don’t do that American Pie sh!t – dude you nassssty!) The Infamous Informer is ready! Are You Ready? NO – I SAID… ARRRRRE….YOUUUUUU… READDDDDDDDY!!!!!

Then, for the thousands in attendance, for the millions of viewers watching around the world, and for my readers reading this sh!t…. RAW #1110…. LET’S GET READY TO HOLD DAT – BLAOWWWW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZHAPPY LABOR DAY TO OUR PEOPLES ACROSS THE POND! We don’t have that over here… England is WACK man, we have to pay tax and sh!t, if we work overtime all that sh!t gets taxed too.. We work too dyam hard and we don’t get rewarded?? F**K YOU CAMERON!

Wait a minute… Jericho is about to run the Highlight Reel with special guest Randall Teef Orton, but why the rarse is the Authority out here??? They got beef with Jericho??? What did he do? All he did was call Steph a two dollar slut…. that was 14 years ago though yo!!!

Oh snap Jericho just insulted them all… you know Triple will make him pay for that! But Triple has been contemplating sending for a new #1 contender for Brock’s title…. Suddenly Randall, Glenn, Seth Rollins and Jericho all putting their names in the hat…

Cena comes out, and he’s actually entertaining me here! He’s got a point! Triple changes the match – Cena can take Triple to court, win the case, take over as COO of the joint and FIRE Triple’s @$$!! Can he do that??? I dunno man… Triple is a McMahon…BY MARRIAGE!

Randall & Seth Rollins just had to call Roman’s name didn’t he??? INJUSTICE! Roman Reigns is coming down the stairs! He wants in too! If Hell In The Cell was the next PPV, if I was Triple, I’d throw them all in that muthaf***a, but I’m not the COO, and I got WWE’14… and the PPV is Night of Champions so… Triple’s like, 6 man tag in this b!tch! Triple is gonna watch from ringside, then he will make a decision on who gets the spot… Hmmm… Triple threat jump off at Night of Champions??? I don’t know what to make of that!

YO IWC!!! Yeah I’m talking you, you stupid muthaf***az on the chat stream where I’m watching this…. all I see is you lot running down the show and how Triple botched his line saying ‘WWWE’…. Well The Grant Says – GET YOUR B!TCH @$$ OFF THE STREAM, YOU’RE NOT PAYING $9.99 FOR THIS SH!T, AND F**K OFF AND WATCH THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX WHERE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU CAN IDENTIFY… YOU NO PU$$Y GETTING MUTHAF***AZ!

What’s going on here? Tag Team contest between Sheamus/Dolph Vs Miz/Cesaro? I got mixed feelings about this because I like two of the four guys… put it like this – whoever loses – I WIN!

Wait a minute – who is that woman with Damien Mizdow???? Y’all know what to do – tweet me at @MZATheInfamous!

Crowd are chanting – We Want Ziggler, Well The Grant is chanting – Grant wants cookies!!! So with that said, I’ll be right back…

…and I came back just in time! The Miz hit Ziggler with the Skull Crushing Finale! Ziggler fails to answer the 3, and the money-maker is in tact!!!! SUPERB!!! I told ya – whoever loses – I WIN!!!! SWEET!!!

Ok Bella time – go on IWC jabronies – go to the toilet, get your wank on because the Bellas – according to you – can’t act…. weSAM_3700 don’t need you muthaf***az! Ladies! Stay with me a little while… let’s talk Bellas!

Wait a minute – back in the days Brie stole Nikki’s boyfriend???? I think Nikki’s telling lies – they were IDENTICAL TWINS – I say WERE because back then Nikki didn’t buy any t!tt!£$! The GRANT SAYS – You and Brie play trick pon di bwoy and him never know he was having sex with the twin! I know these things happen – I read Dear Deidre in THE SUN!!!!!

These divas need no introduction – just my cocky to go hard! Rosa Mendes/Cameron & Eva Marie Vs Naomi/Layla & Summer Rae in one ring!!!!

Oh hang on – this 1 minute match was just to promote Total Divas??? But Layla is not in there????? Unless she’s gonna make a special appearance??!

Remember back in the days? When women would sing songs like ‘short d!ck man’ and ‘One Minute Man’ and ‘Don’t Think I’m Not’, you know all them male bashing songs??? This is a Man’s World divas… we put YOU in one minute matches…. now take out my majestic member, and put it between your wet lips! And suck!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Wait a minute – Big Show/Mark Henry vs The Wyatt bwoy dem???? AGAIN? I saw this sh!t last week! And the week before! They going on like they never wrestled before! I love all four guys but The Grant Says – f**k this match!!!! I’m gonna watch some babe station…

Uh oh…. Rusev & Lana are out to cause trouble…I see you Lana, checking out Sexual Chocolate…. It’s what women do… they are happy with one man until someone better comes along! Rusev – you gon’ lose yo’ woman… it won’t be straight away, but the countdown has begun!

Oh snap – Story #2…. Nikki passed her driving test, Brie failed, so what happened? Brie drove the car and crashed it… and gave the police Nikki’s driver’s license??? Ooooooh bad Brie – BAAAAAAAAD Brianna! Doesn’t Danny Bryan spank Brie’s @$$ for her crimes back in the day? First she steals Nikki’s man – now this???

Ok I’m gonna get some jokes now! Paul Heyman is here to deliver another award-winning promo!!!

Oh lawwwd – His client – BRRRRROCCCK LESSSSNARRR – Emasculated John Cena!!!!! That is the word of the week!

Good lord I need to use that word!!!! Oh no look who’s back…. that Zeb Colter…. god damnit, I thought Rusev got rid of him???

Wack Swagger Vs Curtis Axel???? F**k this match! Watch this instead…

Why have I got a feeling that when this dude comes back, is curtains for the Main Title Picture??

HA! HA! HA! What a motivational speech by Bo Dallas!!! He displayed three people, down in the dumps because of Swagger’s failure, and now Bo Dallas looks up to Vladimir Putin! OH SH!T!!! We gotta get that picture – put up the picture!

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Everyone stand up! Put your hand over your heart, and all you have to do, is BO-LIEVE!!! I agree with JAY-BEE – this man is an inspiration to us all! Lana would be so proud!!!

Adam Rose Vs Titus O’Neill? I want to support Titus so much… but this is just stupidness – Maybe the Primetime Players should reform – I can’t believe I just said that….

Wait a minute – the bunny can now fight??? and brukk up Heath Slater??? Who the f**k is playing the bunny? Flo-rida??? Tweet me – @MZATheInfamous!

Ok pay attention… now for episode 3 of this Bella sh!t… oh no! Brie nearly didn’t graduate? So Nikki took Brie’s exams instead and the teacher didn’t notice because they were twins???? Goodness gracious!!!!! BRIANNA BELLA! You cheated!!! How could you do this??? So w’happen…Nikki’s IQ is higher than yours Brie? I find that amusing, since Brie achieved her goals and married a good man while Nikki wants to marry someone who came out of a marriage and doesn’t want kids… that’s not very smart Nikki!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh no – Lana is back…. she’s gonna run down Labor Day!!!! She can’t do that!!! Is that Wack Dryder back there??? HA! RUSEV – CRUSH!!!! And he does… Isn’t Labor Day a day where Americans don’t work? So why the f**k is Wack Dryder working???

Bless Stephanie’s heart! She wants to help the Bellas in their current turmoil! What a nice young lady eh? If he employees have a problem, her ‘door’ is always open… well The GRANT SAYS – Steph, I have a problem in my pants!! I believe your door is open! After all I do kinda work for you! I write these WWE blogs every week entertaining the readers, I work for you for free! I have a song for you Steph… and it goes a lil something like this:

I’m not an American citizen, so I don’t celebrate Labor Day so Steph, I’ll be your ‘Worker Man’!!!

Hang on… all these confessions… for a Divas title shot???? Wait a minute – does AJ and Paige know about this???

See! AJ has to skip out here! INJUSTICE!!!! Where’s your frenemy at AJ? Oh no why the f**k are the crowd chanting THAT

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name??? F**k!ng get over it you faggots!

So hold on – Nikki wants Brie to QUIT? I get it!!!! I smell an I QUIT MATCH! I’m not sure if Nikki will get that Title shot with Paige, but if the Bellas clash – that’s where it’s going!

One other thing – did you see the altercation between Stephanie & AJ? Brie pushed down Nikki and caught Paige in the process, AJ starts skipping around with the Divas belt and skipped right into Stephanie who used her iron fist lyrically and told AJ to give her the belt…. do we smell a future feud between AJ Lee & Stephanie???? I hope so! The thing I fear though – it will start muthaf**az off, believing that this feud will be the key of Philip getting off his b!tch @$$ and coming back to WWE…

Hol’ on – Next week Cage Match jump off – Bray Wyatt Vs Chris Jericho… I have advice for you Jericho… take a steel chair and beat down the Wyatt bwoy dem! take them out BEFORE the PPV – it won’t be easy, but take example what happened to Cena – his beloved kids turned on his @$$!

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Oh no that is baaaaaaad! Why did The Dust Brudda have to use a steel chair and f**k up the USO Brudda’s leg yo??? I’m sorry to say this USOs… it’s the beginning of the end of your tag team title reign…..

What’s that Triple TEEF doing back out here??? Oh yeah I forgot he wants to watch this match right here…but hear the joke, earlier Triple botched TWICE – he said Seth Rollins teams up with Randy Orton and the ‘Demon Kane’… I don’t see no Kane… I see Glenn… Kane usually comes out in a mask and sets people on fire and tombstones people for fun… this Glenn – wears school trousers and sh!t!

I’m not gonna even talk about this match because I’m sure you guys worked out what happened… but some dude named Michael Sam is appearing on Raw next week…. I’m not familiar with American Football so call that what you will.

THE GRANT SAYS – Does one guy truly make a difference? Maybe… I mean the IWC are on Ambrose’s d!ck lately because he’s a cross between Austin and Brian Pillman in terms of personality… and because he’s filming a movie suddenly Raw sucks… well in a way it’s true… wasn’t really feeling Raw you know… You know when the kettle boiled for Summerslam, but the unused water remains in the kettle and goes luke warm? It needs boiling again…

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Monday Night Raw #1103: July 14, 2014!!!

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Ok so Germany won the muthaf***!n World Cup…. THAT AIN’T SH!T compared to my triumph!!!! I met the Supreme Clientele Champion himself – Ghostface Killah! My idol of 20 years!!!

GRANTFACE KILLAHNow that I’ve been in the presence of greatness, YOU are reading greatness. I appreciate that. I got my ginger nuts, my dairy milk bubbly mint chocolate, my Sprite, I’ve had a nap after the epic London trip… LET’S DO THIS!!! RAW #1103, HOLD’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWord on the street is that the icon himself Sting will appear on Raw to promote his addition on WWE2K15!!!! I have warned a certain STC member in the name of Stephen Cooper: If Sting DOES NOT APPEAR IN THE RAW ARENA…. the dreaded chair awaits!!!! Believe me – he don’t wanna go there!!!

So w’happen, they got Cena to advertise the WWE Network now? I think I’m used to Michael Cole advertising that sh!t!!! F**k that – The Infamous Informer and Shadfather advertise that sh!t better – It’s $9.99 a month which is £6.71 – which is around the national minimum wage so THE GRANT SAYS – if you working and you’re a wrestling fan… you better cop that sh!t before I clap you in your head!

You mean to tell me that while Dean Ambrose was getting buss arse by My hero Kane, Seth Rollins and Randall, John Cena and Roman Reigns were in the ring just watching that sh!t? I thought Ambrose was your ‘brother’ Roman??? Oh I get it… one of them was Kane…. but you’re both big strapping guys huh???? You both claim to be ‘Superman’ in your own right??? As Vincent Kennedy would say, ‘John Cena & Roman Reigns are nothing more than two, putrid… p-(censored)!!!!!’

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh HELL 2 DA NAW!!! It’s that how it goes down? Everytime Miz fights his grill is gonna be on the titantron??? While I remind myself it’s not the attitude era no more, now would be a good time to ask Austin & Big Show to destroy the titantron!!!

I’d rather see Vladimir Putin’s dry @$$ grill up on that muthaf***a!

Word is that Wade Barrett will be at Battleground to present the Intercontinental Championship to the winner…. while Shadfather backs the Great Khali, I back The Miz!!! I hope Wade Barrett says “Congratulations you won the Intercontinental Championship, but I’m afraid I got some BAD NEWS!” And clap down the winner with the belt! It would be great!!!!

Damn the way Stephanie is all over Triple… I’m not interested in this next Dolph Ziggler contest…. Triple just GET IN THAT PU$$Y! Or do I have to go GRANTINGTON STEELE on your wife while you watch and you jerk your hammer?

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HA! HA! Fandango as a solo dancer…. that’s right – because he’s a B!TCH!!!!! Since I hate both Ziggler and Fandango, lets watch this right here, when Summer Rae and my Baby Moda Layla saw sense and beat down the pansy!

YES! YES! YES! Now on Raw, Summer Rae & Layla just dissed Fandango! Now they dancing around Ziggler! THIS IS IT! They could cure Ziggler of his homosexual tendencies!!!!! I’m sorry, if I was Ziggler, I don’t care if it’s in front of 15,000 fans, I would be protruding in those wrestling trunks!!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

NO! Sandow dressed as some idiot in a McDonald’s???? EPIC FAIL! WWE YOU DROPPED THE BALL HERE! He could have dressed up as Sting to annoy the fans on some bullsh!t!

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There could still be hope for STC’s Stephen Cooper yet!!!!

OH SNAP – 2 out of 3 falls tag team contest between The Wyatt man dem and the Uso Brudda at Battleground? Did you see the Wyatt tag team super move? I don’t know what to call it – f**k it – I call it the Buzzard Death Drop – BLAOW!!!! I’m sorry Usos – you cannot compete with that move!

Lana what you doing hiding behind that podium thing? Let me see your sexy @$$ legs in that tight up skirt!!! Anyway I’m backing your argument girl in this American/Russian détente thing going on here!Official_WWE_Battleground_poster_featuring_Bray_Wyatt

GOD DAMN – Lana makes that Russian accent sound sexy – imagine f**k!n her and she has to scream and holla in that language???!!! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!

See that’s why Rusev gonna beat Swagger at Battleground – even the crowd boo their own president…. RACIAL MAN RACIAL!!!!!

But I gotta say – I can’t wait for this match!!!! Backing Rusev all the way! RUSEV! CRUSH! USE THE ACCOLADE AND KILL!!!!

OH MY GOD! WWE NETWORK DOING A PHILIP BROOKS SPECIAL! All the Philip Brooks fans are gonna rush to the chemists and get that essential cream to put on their genitalia!!! Chemists across the world are gonna make a huge turnover!!! Socks will be hard to find in Primark! Normal folk (that’s me and you) invest in an umbrella! There’s gonna be CM Spunk everywhere!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

…and the suffering of Nikki Bella continues! Listen to Stephanie wuk brain on Nikki, saying that Brie was selfish for leaving her hanging like that! Well Steph has a point, I mean, The Bella Twins are a package after all, fans like to see the twins… but let’s be real, ever since they got involved with Danny Bryan & John Cena the appeal has gone… I don’t know about you… I don’t fancy the twins anymore… like Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian, when they got involved with Jay-Z and Kanye, the sex appeal was lost. Don’t get mad, I’m only being real!

You know – the team of Cameron and Alicia Fox could work here… do you think Naomi will come out to help out??? You never know!

Say what? Cameron Vs Naomi at Battleground???? WHOA! This PPV is gonna be great!!!

Even though I knew about this…. I JUST MARKED THE F**K OUT WATCHING THE TRAILER!!! TWO GENERATIONS OF STING ON WWE2K15!!! THE GRANT SAYS – I’m pre-ordering that sh!t!!!!! If WWE do the entrance like what they just did there…. HOLY F**K!!!!

Hmmm interesting…What’s wrong Randall? Afraid that my hero Kane won’t stick to the plan and make you the champion??? If that’s the plan we don’t need a plan B???? Triple looked at Randall as if to say – there is ALWAYS A PLAN B…

Talking of Plan B…. what’s this I hear? Paul Heyman quit? Or he was fired? All apart of the plan people! I was looking forward to him telling me that his client – Plan B himself – conquered the Undertaker’s Streak at WrestleMania!

YES!!! With the combined force of Big E & Kofi, Big E defeated Cesaro! Suddenly Heyman disappears and Cesaro loses????!!!!! Ok now guys, call up Mark Henry and Titus…..

Are people chanting ‘BORING’ to Bray Wyatt’s promo? do me a favour wrestling fools – purchase the muthaf***!n network for $9.99 a month – you have to purchase the cream separately – watch your f**k!n Philip Brooks documentary and F**K OFF!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

LAWD HAVE MERCY – EVA MARIE DEP PON DE TELLY! Let’s see what she has learned….

Whoa Eva has improved a little bit! She has learned a few holds and submissions! And a back-breaker too! WOW! Only that her moves don’t look like they hurt…

I’d still f**k the sh!t out of her though! Grantington Steele that pu$$y – BANG BANG BANG!!!

Big ups to WWE – they got the Sting merchandise up for sale and everything! Come on guys! Get to contributing towards Sting’s retirement fund!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

All I have to do is BO-LIEVE!!! Bo-Lieve that while he’s fighting The Great Khali, I’m getting some ice cream!!!

Hey I just had a thought…. Do you think Bo Dallas could win the Battle Royal?????

He just defeated The Great Khali via count-out! Maybe he may lose the Streak to don of dons himself???? Just a thought…

Oh no! Paul Heyman is here!!!! Here we go! He’s talking about Plan C! And he didn’t mention the Undertaker’s streak!!! Uh Oh guys and gals! stay close to your loved ones!!! Tell them that you love them!

Why does this muthaf***a Flo-rida keep passing through Raw? He must be broke because nobody buying his wack records or downloading his sh!t from iTunes! And RePPiN4U sure as hell doesn’t endorse his sh!t!

ENOUGH OF THAT SH!T – RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!!! RIC FLAIR N!**@!

Wow Ric Flair looks good! Look at him looking at Renée like he wants to go buckwild and profile up in her @$$!

Oh no!! Ric Flair predicts John Cena gonna hold down the title at Battleground! Roman Reigns don’t like that sh!t! I tell you this: If Renée asked me that same question – who I think gonna win… I would say…. ME!!! Let’s me and you go in the back, play some Ghostface Killah, and make the Wizard of Poetry do the talking!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Uh-oh!!! at time of writing this, there is about 20 minutes left until I begin construction of the chair custom-built for Stephen Cooper!

It could be excellent strategy here, that Kane, Randall and Seth Rollins took out Ambrose earlier… let’s do the knowledge here, Ambrose says that anytime Seth tries to cash the cheque, he would come and f**k it up. So by doing that, they take on Roman and Cena, they brukk them up enough and then Seth can cash his cheque right there without worrying about Ambrose!

Nice to see Seth Rollins using the three amigo suplex right there! Ok who’s gonna use the triple German suplex?!!! Yes wrestling fools, WWE may erase Chris Benoit out of their history minus the network but his moves live on live long through various superstars!

Well Well Well! All guys in that match minus Seth Rollins be dropping their super moves on each other setting up the Fatal 4 Way jump off…. AND THE SHOW HAS ENDED!!!! You know what that means! Out comes the tool box! all the nails, all the wood, all the sharp edges… Let’s begin CONSTRUCTION!!! OHHHH STEPHEN???!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(back story – he was on STC FB page today ranting and raving about Sting’s appearance on WWE Raw this week, he knew it was to promote the game, but he really thought he was gonna appear, and tried to convince us… I warned him only ONCE, that if Sting DOES NOT APPEAR… he would be given the GET IN THE CHAIR!!! AWARD…. his brother Ian Cooper is gonna love this, especially when WWE Network are doing a special on his idol???!!!!)

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1100: June 23, 2014!!!

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 3 Lions On The Shirt turned into 3 B!TCHES ON THE SHIRT!!!! WHOEVER LOSES, I WIN!!!!

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All you have left to celebrate is the 1100th edition of Monday Night Raw… Now there is a Munny Inna Bank Briefcase match, Seth Rollins a.k.a. Mr tandem engine is already in the match. Which 6 superstars will join him? And The Infamous Informer tells you this: If Dolph Ziggler is in that match… HE AIN’T WINNING SH!T!!! That’s not a prediction, that’s a SPOILER!!!!

Enough of that, LET’S DO THIS! RAW! #1100!! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZMissing 6 minutes of the opening segment of Raw because the laptop crashed is BAD FOR BUSINESS!

ON YOUR KNEES VICKIE!!! BEG LIKE A BIATCH!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED WHEN YOU TRIED TO F**K WITH THE UNDERTAKER BACK IN 2008!

So let me get this right so I can understand this! Vickie can either get fired, or fight Stephanie McMahon in a match? Vickie I understand the legacy of the Guerrero name, but Vickie your name is Guerrero only by a piece of paper!!!!!

Intercontinental Championship jump off! Wade Barrett Vs Dolph Ziggler! One of em buried the Undertaker and got away with it… the other walks around with a SWAG here to show the world…. hmmm who shall I back????? NONE OF EM!!!!

4-on-3 Handicap jump off! Reigns, Sheamus & Cena Vs Randall, Bray, Cesaro & Bertie! Who shall I back? I just wanna see RUCKUS!!!! That’s how the F**K I roll!

USO BRUDDA LET’S START THE 1100th EXPLOSION!

WTF???? Now the Wyatt man dem come out to a f**ked up organ version of the Whole World In His Hands??? I thought they were shutting that sh!t down!

Jimmy Uso got clotheslined out of his boots rude boy! Jey ain’t coming out here not just to spectate f**k that! He’s out here to brukk up the Wyatt bwoy!

Is that Jey’s super move? ‘U-SO CRAZY’??? A body splash off the top ropes?!!!

Irrelevant, the Wyatt man just f**k up people whether they win or lose… but come the PPV, BWOOOOYYY!!!

What’s up Bray! Nice of you to drop in on the titan tron…. how come you muthaf***az don’t diss Bray and say he’s live via satellite?!!!

You know what? Vladimir Putin’s face is so DRY that I’m starting to think that he’s an official bad man!!!!

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This should be interesting! Cameron and Paige at commentary, while Alicia Fox and Naomi are engaged in combat! Give me a chance to check out the attire!

It just breaks my heart that Cameron has beef with her sista Naomi…. don’t worry readers, I’ll be ok as soon as Layla comes on later…

I gotta agree with Cameron – she is one of the stars on Total Divas!!!! She gives me joke every week!

No wonder Shadfather is annoyed with Jerry Lawler! He should be throwing shots at Paige and Cameron left & right! Shadfather is right – fire Lawler and Hire Charlamagne Tha God!!!!12zCHARLEMAGNE-articleLarge

HE’S DA MAN!!!! Have you heard his interviews with female celebrities? Think Lawler in Attitude/Ruthless Aggression Era x10!!!! I look up to this man. He is an inspiration to us all! Howard Stern MOVE OVER!

Talking of inspiration…. BO-LIEVE!!!! The most inspirational superstar of all time in WWE?

Say what? Titus O’Neill loses to Bo Dallas and JAY-BEE calls it the greatest streak in sports entertainment???

SORT HIM OUT UNDERTAKER!

OH NO!!! IT’S THE EVIL ONE HIMSELF!!! TRIPLE TEEF!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEF!

He got something to say about the Briefcase Munny  Inna Bank ladder match….sssssshh…..

YOU HEAR THAT IWC DICKHEADS!!!! Triple said that the contact can be cashed in any time up to a year… so don’t pressurise the winner of the match!

The participants:

KOFI KINGSTON!

WACK SWAGGER!

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

RVD!

WADE BARRETT!

You’re improving on your English accent Triple!

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Wait a minute…. where’s the 6th participant Triple? You introduce Seth Rollins who you say is gonna win this Munny Inna Bank, I got 5 in my list here! Ain’t there supposed to be 7?

Seth – words from the wise – wrestling fans don’t get over sh!t – they are still talking about the muthaf**k!n screwjob, they still debate about Chris Benoit’s death and the family, Seth – some of em think Philip Brooks is coming back!!!!!

Why the f**k did Triple laugh at the thought of RVD winning the match this year? RVD won the thing back in 2006! (One of my favourite years in wrestling I might add…)

I hope you make an example out of Seth, Mr Monday Night! It’s the 1100th show – REPRESENT!!!

It’s a nice idea to have someone win the title at the PPV, and then somebody from the contract match cashes in on the same night…. but truth be told, I don’t want that to happen. It seems kinda obvious though doesn’t it!

OH SNAP!!! I forgot about Dean Ambrose!!!! Baiting the match up right there between Seth Rollins and RVD!

Dean wants in the Munny Inna Bank contract match! I don’t blame him either! He says he wants to climb the ladder and grab the cheque… THE GRANT SAYS he’s more out to f**k up Seth Rollins! Dean gotta be the 7th dude!

PLUS! Danny Bryan gives his thoughts on him being stripped of the title on the pre-show…. BWOY!!!!! I just wanna say, just for the record, my hero Kane is not involved in a match yet…I’m just saying…

Really Wade Barrett? You gonna beat down Dolph Ziggler so much that he has to change his name??? I’m all for that – The lord is a forgiving lord, and I was created in his image, therefore, I forgive you Wade! DESTROY ZIGGLER!!! DESTROY HIM!!!

Now I think about it…. maybe Ziggler should win… I’m just doing the knowledge…

HA! Ziggler hit his Zig Zag super move, and Barrett rolled out of the ring! NICELY DONE!

Well thank you very f**k!n much Virgin Media, you did it to me again didn’t ya! I was actually engrossed in that Wade Barrett Vs Dolph Ziggler match and your internet connection just had to falter didn’t it? You best sort it out and make sure I don’t miss Vickie Guerrero Vs Stephanie McMahon! Dun know I’m backing Stephanie! Never liked the b!tch Vickie word up!!!

(Yes I am watching via stream because I’m a struggling broke n!**@ tryna make ends meet!)

Might as well play some good ol’ Tekken while I’m waiting…. F**K!

Just in time to see the match! THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!! I didn’t know theyGRANT - BODY - P put mud wrestling in this sh!t!!! OH SNAP! Stephanie threw Vickie in the soup!!!! Vickie is outta here! Stephanie feel sweet! Singing the goodbye song while doing the Danny Bryan chant! She can’t do that!

NO!! VICKIE PUSHED STEPHANIE IN THE SOUP!!!! Oh my gosh that murky narstyness!!! I bet Triple is in the back ‘feeling’ himself right now!!! You know Steph is gonna get it later in the bed!!!

There hasn’t been a mud wrestling contest like that in years! Not since the Torrie Wilson days!!!!! WOW!!!! If only it was bra & panties and Vickie actually won the match… don’t get excited guys, TV-14 ain’t coming back…

Hmmm… Paige Vs Naomi WWE Divas title at the PPV… it’s a heartbreaking prediction I’m afraid… but you can catch me on YouTube this week with the Munny Inna Bank Prediction blog and I’ll tell you how I feel about it! Alternatively you can catch me and Shadfather and maybe more on the STC From The UK show on BDSIR NETWORK – Cheap plug but not cheap coz I pay the bills around here!

Instead of being entertained badly by Sandow dressed up as some president and Big E mashin him up… oh hang on!!! Pastor Langston???!!!! I like that promo right there! ‘Enough is Enough-ha! We-ha! This is our America-ha! We will stand-ha!!!!’ They say most black pastors are corrupt, so this is what Big E be doing when he’s not in church…. put your eyes back – SHE’S MINE!

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Do you just ‘turn off your ears’ to Cena’s promo and just gaze at Renée Young’s sexy @$$? Things you wanna do to Renee’s sexy @$$!

MAIN EVENT JUMP OFF! 4 on 3 handicap match! the ladders are already there! F**k it – let’s do this ladder match right now!

This is interesting – the mighty Super Cena cannot best Cesaro in a test of strength contest!!!! HAHA!!!

You have no idea how high I am on this Bray Wyatt dude – he was once known as Husky Harris…. HUSKY MUTHAF***!N HARRIS! he had no skills, from that to WrestleMania XXX with John Cena, now he is in the main event, and could become WWE World Heavyweight Champion! HOW CRAZY IS THAT! DROP THE BOMB ON EM!

See that’s why you f**ked up Broadus Clay! You had some bullsh!t @$$ gimmick that worked for Cameron & Naomi!

Oh dear all is not well with these tags on both teams! You know this match ain’t gonna end decisively!

Damn son! Super moves all over the ……. hang on…. MY HERO KANE????

OH SNAP!!! I GET IT!!! KANE WANTS IN!!!! MY HERO KANE IS THE 8TH PARTICIPANT!!!! YES! I KNOW WHO I’M BACKING! But wait – BLAOW!!! Roman Reigns hit the spear on Kane!!!!!

Now that question is answered, looks like Big E & Rusev are gonna have a Part II, the contract ladder match is gotta be a show stealer surely! The Divas title match should be a great contest in Paige and Naomi, Plus Danny gotta give his views… Munny Inna Bank is gonna be DON!!!!

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The Jobber Blogger #111 – TNA: SLAMMIVERSARY – 15/6/14

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Issue #111! It’s a special number, and somehow according to my facebook numbers last week’s The Jobber Blogger covering the Go-Home TNA Impact show did crazy numbers. 701 people saw the post via Total Nonstop Rewind. How the hell does that happen. I don’t see any boost in numbers though at TNR received no new likes or gained any comments.

I don’t know how to use the Internet. But what I do know, is that I’m going to try! Yes those plans I mentioned are most definitely in the works, little by little. But you’ll pleased to know I will give you more ways to dislike me… socially.

MY GOD! A phrase that is more hilarious than shocking these days, but TNA: Slammiversary! What a show. I’ve grown to accustomed to trying to praise TNA, and really searching through all I can to find the positives. But just like the TNA of old, there is one area where they are untouchable. And that is the Pay Per Views! Forget the silly storylines, forget the endless talking and crap, it’s just Wrestling, Wrestling, Wrestling from the best Locker-room in the industry. Sure that Locker-room is missing some names now than it was a few Months back, but TNA hit a home run with Slammiversary, to the extent that TNA is receiving some pretty big Positive comments from the high up talent within the Bizz.

But what was the best about Slammiversary? Well, I shall tell you!

Though on a side note, I did forget to add in my Predictions on the last Jobber Blogger so my new topic of prediction based games was completely a miss. But still, there’s always next time eh?

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 TNA: SLAMMIVERSARY – 15/6/14

I’m a little confused as to the what the official number of Fans in attendance was, it seems to be around 2,500 which isn’t that many. But they certainly made the show. And it’s the Live Events with a crazy crowd where TNA stand out. You get so used to guys working in front of a pretty dead crowd, and even though the matches might be good, but when the fans in attendance aren’t involved in the match, it makes the kick-outs and pin falls just feel flat. Even watching at home, you just don’t as invested. When the crowd is going crazy, you can see the Wrestlers eat it up, and that’s when you get that magic only Professional Wrestling can deliver, and that seeps through the Television and just makes you excited.

Slammiversary is the first time in a long time where I felt so proud to be a loyal TNA Fan. It hit home what everything is worth. I Love TNA, and I only want them to exceed, for my personal interests as well clearly, as a fan. Slammiversary embodied that, in its fullest.

Eddie Edwards vs. Davey Richards vs. Tigre Uno vs. Crazy Steve vs. Manik vs. Sanada – 6-Way Ladder Match – X-Division Championship

You could perhaps say it was a little disappointing to not have The Wolves in tag-team action on the card. Certainly a great Tag-Team match was the main thing that was missing. Having them in this match and for the most part working together acted as a good dynamic, but perhaps could have benefitted from placing other talent here instead of.

But the dynamic certainly played to the benefit of the match for having The Wolves compete, really upped the game of everyone else included.

Uno was the second guy to make his entrance, which seemed to go on for ages. I made a point to note that, but as we’ve since found out one of the Stilt Walkers from The Menagerie fell over.

There are two main things to mention from this match. One, Crazy Steve already has a big fan following, I don’t know if people know something I don’t know from his work prior to The Menagerie, or simply they just love Crazy Steve as I do. He clearly is working this gimmick brilliantly, and people are eating it up. So I fully expect we will be seeing more of him in the coming weeks, which is awesome!

Second, and most importantly:

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Tigre Uno stole the show, as he has done every time I’ve seen him perform. He is brilliant, yet I still feel TNA haven’t done him any favours yet. He’s being used to all of these X-Division matches to help showcase the division, but he’s not doing much to further establish himself. I’m sure there are reasons why, given he debuted well, he’s being used a lot, but obviously next month is Destination X, and given the role the X-Division Championship holds, Uno probably doesn’t fit into the plan’s they have. However following Destination X, I’d like Uno to have a good solid Championship Run, because clearly, there’s no-one better, and TNA have some awesome, awesome talent, so that’s saying a lot.

I don’t know if it’s just because this match was the first of the night, but for my money, I think it was quite possibly the best match on the card. Not to sell any of the others short, but it was exactly what you want from TNA.

Manik performed a Sun-Set flip – Powerbomb to Davey Richards from the top of the ladder, with a second Ladder propped up from the middle to the ropes. Richards landed hard, and kudos to him for staying in that position with his head between the Ladder steps till the match ended.

Sanada took the win and retained his belt, and in a lot of ways, Sanada was the “sore thumb”. He didn’t seem quite as on the ball as everyone else, nor did Manik, which was quite surprising given his track record. I think it’s fairly safe to assume that Sanada, the X-Division Championship, Option “C” at Destination X and The Great Muta, are all playing a pretty big part in the coming weeks.

I will have to re-watch this bout at the end of the year, but I was so pleased with it and moved by it, I’ve marked it as a possible Match of the Year candidate.

Bobby Lashley vs. Samoa Joe

This was one of the matches I wasn’t sold on going into Slammiversary. And that is purely because I just don’t find the Main Event Storyline particularly interesting. If anything Slammiversary seemed to play it down, and that made the night better.

With MVP unable to compete, it gave this match a much needed boost. It’s not to say Joe and Lashley can’t compete great together, because that clearly isn’t the case. I just didn’t feel motivated enough by their recent interactions to witness a PPV – Grudge Match. I’m not that invested, I don’t believe there’s much needed motivation on either side. However giving one of them the chance to Main Event, now you’ve got my attention.

Before the match got underway, it was the only main Storyline element of the show. MVP made an appearance on crutches, backed up with Lashley and King. I’m not against having MVP on the show, they just needed to make it a little snappier for my liking.

MVP made the same announcement TNA did online days before the event, not only that but Taz and Tenay just made the same announcement seconds before MVP.

But on closing end of E3, it’s only fitting some guy in a suit slowed down the pace to talk for a while.

Lashley debuted some new entrance music, which isn’t too bad. His old one has a stupidly long intro which I always felt halted its impact (pun intended) but the actual main theme was pretty intense.

Lashley and Joe as two big guys made a great pairing, and they both worked extremely well against each other. If anything they both help other because of their separate credibility.

In the end Lashley counted Joe’s Whip into the Corner, nearly sending Joe into the ref, Joe put on the breaks but then turned around to a Lashley spear for the win.

Kudos for Lashley taking the win, and cleanly.

Magnus (w/Bram) vs. Willow (w/Abyss) 

Magnus had a bit of new look going on, well, he pretty much just wore a body warmer and called it finished. He still doesn’t pull off the look in my eyes when he’s next to Bram. Maybe Magnus should rough his hair and beard up a bit. Currently he looks a bit too much like George Michael.

Something I was very interested in seeing was the reaction to Willow. Jeff always gets good reactions, but he’s also very close to becoming TNA’s John Cena. A lot of people don’t like him, and a lot of people are vocally against him. Least you go back to Hardy vs. Aries at Bound for Glory, and people did not want him to win.

So Willow is a flip side to that. Jeff will always balance on the edge, so he will never be enough of what people dislike. Willow is the way for those people to like him, or to despise him further.

Thankfully the reaction to Willow was great, I like the character, and I love the entrance, the reaction led Jeff to kick it up a notch, which worked wonders.

Yet Willow has a big problem in my eyes. He’s a baby face. And it doesn’t work.

Willow gives Jeff the wiggle room to be against the grain, yet he’s seemingly not allowed to push it too much. Having a violent baby face probably doesn’t go so well. Yet Willow is pushed enough at us as being this violent, unpredictable force. Yet he rarely does anything. When Willow first came on the scene after Lockdown, he was. Since then, he’s been toned down. He’s been Wrestling Magnus and Bram, and getting his ass whooped. I don’t know about everyone else, but it’s like Willow isn’t even a threat, I don’t buy Magnus’ and Bram’s legitimacy because of their presence against Willow, when we’ve seen nothing of Willow’s aggression.

This led me to thinking, is it time TNA has another belt. It’s either all or nothing for the Locker-room these days, and with so many great Wrestlers stuck in the mid-card, surely there should be a top of it.

If there was a highlight from this match, it would be that Willow did a suicide dive – backwards – from the Top rope to the floor. I’ve never seen anything like that before. Thankfully both Magnus and Bram were ready and prepared for it, because a lot of the time, the guy on the outside barely catches the other when they jump forward.

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Willow hit the Twist of Fate, but Magnus kicked out. Bram then pulled out the Turnbuckle only to have Abyss bring out Janice. Yet in the end Abyss being lured away from the Ring led to Magnus gain as he pushed Willow off the top of the ropes whilst he was attempted the Whisper in the Wind, and finished him off with a new move, Back Suplex into a forward slam, Magnus taking the win.

As has become a Tradition, the TNA Hall of Fame shall be sticking around. And this year, it actually felt rather good.

I still don’t feel they need or even should have a Hall of Fame, but clearly they want to get as many big name talents in there before the competition. I can honestly say, I didn’t know who was going to go into the Hall of Fame, and clearly they aren’t close to retiring anyway.

Team 3D is to be inducted come Bound for Glory, and it was a pretty awesome moment.

Bully and Devon had some good speeches, the crowd was electric, it felt right. The Slammiversary crowd and the inspiration and desire from Bully and Devon actually made TNA feel “legit”. That’s a thing I’ve always struggled with, will TNA’s reign actually be remembered to the likes of WCW, and right then, was a chance that it would be.

Kenny King vs. Austin Aries 

King vs. Aries is one of those matches that just get me excited. Kenny King is one of the most unusual and entertaining guys in the ring, and Aries, is just the best.

One thing that might not be the best about Slammiversary is that the Guard Rails weren’t very secure as Aries and King threw each other into them and subsequently into the crowd itself.

Aries and King is my kind of match up, both guys with awesome move sets, willing and able to do crazy things, yet grounded enough to just “Wrestle” on a level of their own.

The finish came when Aries drove King to the mat with a Top-Rope Brain Buster, putting Aries (rightfully) forward into the Main Event.

The thing with Aries is that you can’t really go wrong. Let him be himself, don’t try and push him down our throats, TNA tried that once and it backfired. That’s the best thing about Aries, he is awesome because he is legit. And people respond to that amazingly well, you know he will deliver, because he can. He’s a “Wrestler” and the fans love him because of it. Though as of yet, this hasn’t exactly been the year of Austin Aries, The Jobber Blogger’s Wrestler of the Year for two years in a row. It was rumoured he was in the “dog house” for something, who knows. But apparently that’s gone, and with Destination X right around the corner, I’m hopeful for Total Nonstop Aries.

Marshall and Ross Von Erich vs. Jesse and DJ Z

So this is a weird one. The Von Erich’s were played up to be on the show, especially an appearance by Kevin. I get it, Wrestling royalty, not to mention the hometown favourites.

But, these guys aren’t signed to TNA. They just turned up to apparently say “hey, look at us”. Which was what booking would have you believe. Clearly this got turned into  a match, but where else would it go?

Everyone left the ring with Marshall and Ross standing there waiting for an opponent, despite that they never claimed there would be a match. It was an awkward introduction, but never mind.

I know some people aren’t pleased that the Von Erich’s didn’t get a clean victory. But at the same time, if they’re not signed to TNA, why would they beat TNA’s own established talent.

Zema is still a little “odd” but at least I think he’s finally found his “style” during his time with the Bromans. The Von Erich’s started getting the upper hand when Jesse introduced a Steel chair and the match was thrown out via DQ.

This led to Kevin Von Erich getting involved and locking on the “Iron Claw” to DJ Z.

A bit random, be interesting to see if the Von Erich’s are going to stick around, or if this was just a one off type of deal.

Gail Kim vs. Angelina Love (w/Velvet Sky) – Knockouts Championship 

The silhouette entrance The Beautiful People have been using of late didn’t quite work so well at Slammiversary. Too many lights but you got the gist of it.

Although I didn’t mention it earlier, Bully Ray was showing off some new “ink” in the form of a pretty big Tattoo on his upper Left Arm. Yet Bully wasn’t the only one, as Velvet has covered most of her Left Arm in a new tattoo also. It’s still a little too new for me to like it. I like Angelina’s tattoo’s, but then she’s always had those from when I’ve been a fan, and they are somewhat understated.

Gail is clearly leaps and bounds above the competition of most female Wrestlers. She’s very fluid, and precise. And last year we were introduced a more “hard hitting” side of Gail, and that’s something which was front and centre in this match.

Both Angelina and Gail raised the bar with some hard hitting moves and bumps.

The match took a slight swerve for the gimmick approach when Velvet sprayed Gail Kim in the face with Hair Spray right in front of Referee “Stifler”. This adding to the fact that Velvet has been sweet talking him to their side. TNA has already announced the return of Taryn Tarrell, given she was Knockouts Ref for a while, maybe this will develop in her returning to Refereeing.

“Stifler” let the Hair Spray slide as Angelina connected with the Botox Injection but just got a 2-count.

Earl Hebner then came out, banned Velvet and removed “Stifler” from the match so Earl would be the Ref. Of course Earl ended up getting knocked down, and Gail attempted numerous pin attempts, “Stifler” was on the outside and didn’t count, but tried to revive Earl. Angelina then rolled up Gail and “Stifler” counted the fall.

So a little unnecessary, I enjoy a good clean Wrestling Match, but I’m fairly sure this is just part of the story currently. I’m happy Angelina retained though, that’s what I wanted most of all.

Ethan Carter the third vs. Bully Ray – Texas Deathmatch

The Texas Deathmatch is just another one of those Wrestling names for the same thing. It’s a Last Man Standing match. Which I think makes the match sound better.

Given that this was the headline match for the PPV, I’m a little surprised it didn’t go on before the Main Event.

Again, this is the main storyline developing match, but it’s not surprising as TNA are heading to New York City this week, and the fallout from this bout will no doubt be front and centre.

Bully obviously for the most part dominated EC3, big open hand chops and cheese graters to the chest to name a few.

Bully pulled the Ring apart once more to use the Wooden boards underneath. Shades of last year from Slammiversary when Bully ended Sting’s Championship career. A moment in TNA which I still think about.

Funny to think one year later and most people have forgotten the depths Bully went to as a Heel, and now they encourage his same behaviour. And like how EC3 put it, Bully is the villain, breaking into houses, threatening people’s families, businesses’ and wanting to hurt a woman.

Spud got involved bringing a Kendo stick, but Bully obviously made quick of Spud. In the end, Dixie came out, and was trying to get away from Bully, she ran into EC3 both falling to the floor with Dixie being “knocked out”. Bully put Dixie on the tables outside of the ring but EC3 hit Bully in the back with a Kendo stick, Spud pulled Dixie out of the way as Bully fell through the Tables and didn’t make the 10 count, letting EC3 pick up the win.

James Storm vs. Mr. Anderson 

I’m fairly sure this match went on before the Main Event due to the involvement of the Dallas Cowboys.

They ran a Video Package for this match, which really wasn’t all that worthwhile.

Storm and Anderson having beef with each other because Storm accidently kicked him is a little silly. It works fine, but I need a video package for it. Storm and Anderson are the kind of hot headed guys that want to fight, that works for me.

There is one thing that stood out above anything else, and that is how awesome James Storm is as a heel. The fact he’s not in the Main Event scene is terrible in my eyes. That’s all I want. Storm just being a bad freakin’ villain. Not backing down, just bringing the fight. And it works.

The match was fairly short, but it did include an old school Green Bay Plunge from the second rope by Mr. Anderson, which is still an awesome move.

Storm spent most of the match distracted by the Dallas Cowboys, which was a shame.

Storm got out his Beer Bottle but some of the Dallas Cowboys jumped the Guard Rail, distracting Storm and ending with Anderson catching him with a Mic Check for the win.

Eric Young vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Austin Aries – 3-way Steel Cage Match – World Heavyweight Championship

On a side note, I just typed Bobby Lashley’s name like “Bobbly” – I chuckled a little.

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It is a shame that whatever plan TNA had in place for MVP didn’t quite come to pass. Though I do believe it will go on just a nicely regardless, if not, save MVP vs. EY for a later date.

That being said, despite the build up time for the main event, it delivered.

Just about half way through was when things kicked into another gear, Aries with a hurricanrana to Lashley from the Top Rope, with EY dropping an elbow off the top of the cage. Aries then grabbed EY for a Brain Buster for only a 2 count.

Lashley was impressive through-out the match, and successfully speared his way out of the Cage Door, no doubt it could have been a tricky thing to perform correctly.

This left EY and Aries to battle it out, Aries getting the upper hand till he attempted the Brain Buster only to have EY kick off from against the Cage and land – Pile Driving Aries for the win.

A good match, a great PPV.

Not sure what’s next for EY or even TNA for that matter, but I believe it’s New York on Thursday, and it’s going to be special.

TNA are hosting a Poll for fans to Vote on which TNA ring they want, the Four Sided or the Six Sided, Voting ends on Thursday – Midnight, the results up on Friday. Pretty sure it will be the Six Sided.

TNA have also announced that Matt Hardy is making a return to the Company, don’t know if this is just a one off type of deal or what.

Slammiversary was a great success, with the New York tapings in place and some big ideas, quite honestly it seems the Ball is definitely in TNA’s court and they seem to be playing it with everything they’ve got.

Till then!

Dan Wilkinson

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