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Monday Night Raw #1168, October 12, 2015!!!

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Last week, we celebrated t!tt!£$. It actually goes on all month… save the t!tt!£$ people! So I might throw up more T!tty pics for you guys the likes of which will make Dean Ambrose proud… Shout out to Rusev! He made sure he engaged Lana’s t!tt!£$! Shout out to Travis Browne! He committed the ultimate crime! But I can’t see you jabronies tryna fight a heavyweight UFC fighter because he’s getting in Ronda Rousey’s panties! You best cry in the car!

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Global Force Wrestling coming on the telly! While the Million Man March was NOT on the telly! DISRESPECT! Then BET expect us to watch their bullsh!t @$$ awards where Machine Gun Wellie is likely to win best Hip Hop Award…

THIS WEEK WE DON’T CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY! HE DIDN’T DISCOVER SH!T! SHOUT OUT TO MY CANADIANS CELEBRATING THEIR THANKSGIVING! RAW #1168! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoOn saying that, I’d rather the Chicago crowd chant Christopher Columbus… than chant that CM Princess Peach B!tch… If I hear that chant… I WILL go off on one.. Y’all Been Warned like the Wu-Tang Clan!

Glenn is in charge people!!! Triple & Steph are late maybe because they are engaging in maybe the mile high club… but Glenn has put himself up against Seth Rollins in a lumberjack match??? He can’t do that??!!! He said he will be professional!

Oh for real? Dean Ambrose is gonna open RAW? He’s looking for a fight? Hold up… Randy likes to kick people in their head… they could work something out here!

Hell In A Cell match announced!!! Randall and Dean Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem! Enough talk guys! OH NO THE NEW DAY IS HERE!!! Chicago Crowd chanting NEW DAY ROCKS!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

Don’t argue with me – I had my hearing tested recently at the hospital – tests come back normal!

The New Day throwing lyrics at Randy Orton & Deano and even Randall had to laugh!

Glenn appears on the titantron like – “If you play with fire, you get burned…. it’s a safety hazard in my office!” HAHAHAHA! If The New Day ain’t killing me, Glenn Kane is!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! The New Day Vs Randall & Deano!

I hope Xavier plays Deano or Randall’s theme while they getting brukk up!

HAHAHA!!! Deano & Randall on a one-ups man ship on how to systematically brukk up their opponent! Sorry Big E, this is jokes! So these two are talking strategy, then Kofi Kingston tries to intervene and gets clapped down!!! HAHAHA!!!

I love The New Day but I have a question… why doesn’t the referee acknowledge Xavier’s Trombone?

I have another question: Are WWE thinking about putting together a New Day DVD? I hope so! That would be an instant purchase!

AAAAAH SH!T!!! The New Day defeated Deano & Randall! Oh my goodness! Don’t be sour ladies because your boy Randall got pinned!!!

The Hell In A Cell theme is wack!!! Don’t worry… The Infamous Informer, Grant Body – P! will have an alternative for you…

Stay tuned…

I guess Nikki is going to defeat my beautiful and brilliant Naomi isn’t she to make her look like she ready for the war at the Hell In A Cell joint…. I understand – wrestling is storyline, but remember this – Sasha’s feud with Bayley is done… So hold tight Sasha, your time soon come!

See? Even Raw had to show the highlights of the Takeover Respect main event last week…

Capacity crowd in the All State Arena chanting for Sasha… Yeah I want Sasha too, I want Tamina as well, and as for Naomi…. GUESS WHO LOVES HER MORE!!! I’ll give you a clue… NOT YOU!
Stop with this – who started the Divas Revolution sh!t… I told you – I STARTED IT! Because when you jabronies were going toilet, I stood there and supported the women…

GWARN NAOMI! KICK NIKKI UP!!!!

Damnit! That medalling Brie took the mic and started chanting – WE WANT SASHA! I see what you tryna do b!tch… you tryna drive a wedge between Team BAD so that you BellaDashians remain the most dominant team in the long war! NO! We just had the Million Man March! If there was a time that Team BAD stick together it would be NOW!

Paige voted most unconventional WWE superstar! Well Paige, meet the most unconventional blogger in sports entertainment! I keeps it real up in this b!tch! They say opposites attract… NOT IN THIS CASE!

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JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Kinda catchy don’t you agree! but it is now time for the US Title Open Challenge! The symbol of opportunity and excellence!

No use sucking up to the fans Cena – Oh yeah – that’s what you do! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Hey – don’t mistake me for a hater… I LIKE JOHN CENA! I hate Cena haters – there’s a difference! Who gonna step up this week?

Will Ziggler turn up this time?? YES! Well… I don’t like the guy but if anyone can beat Cena, it’s this man right here! You might as well win that muthaf***a because Lana turned her back pon yuh!!! you ‘stupid American’!

LANA – P!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!!! Cena stops a match because someone proposed and the lady said YES…. That’s f**ked up! Shots fired!!! Ziggler must be thinking – ‘You F**ker!!!’

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AAAH NO WAY! After another awesome contest, Cena retained the symbol of opportunity and excellence… tell me, is this US open Challenge on WWE2K16? Mind you – it’s the same as what it was on WWE2K15…

What the hell is going on back there on Triple and Stephanie’s side of the phone? All I hear is Stephanie cussing… answers on a postcard please! Tweet the Infamous Informer @MZATheInfamous!

Dudley Boys Vs The Ascension…. This won’t last long – I take a leak – come back and then this match will be over…

Told you didn’t I? I came back and I saw the 3D and that’s all I wrote!

GRANT BODY – P!

Now this match should be entertaining… Cesaro & Neville Vs Sheamus & Barrett… slightly different to what I usually see these days…

In a way it would be f**ked up if they put Cesaro and Neville as a tag team… these guys should be elevating, and considering how Tyson Kidd is out the game…

Anyway Barrett & Sheamus won the match… 3 minutes later…

NEXT MATCH – Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman… I can’t see a decisive winner in this one… you know Wyatt gonna intervene and start his sh!t…

Meanwhile this will be STC’s theme tune for Hell In A Cell…

Seems like the crowd love Roman Reigns… Haha ‘So you can’t hear me or something?’ I like that! The fans dropping the WHAT chant on Reigns and he hits back!

Aaaah the fans are getting him now! BOOOORRRINNNG!!! Yo Roman you the man but Braun Strowman gotta get out here NOW!

Now that’s nice… that’s all you had to say Roman! No need for a dissertation – just say ‘Wyatt, once the door locks in that cell, you gonna wish you were in there with anyone but me!’

Er, again Roman, you da man, but I can think of THREE people who I would NOT be in that cell with… one is a BEAST… the other is THE GAME… and the other…………the undisputed MASTER of the Cell!

Even if Brock defeats Taker a second time in the cell, Undertaker remains the Undisputed Master of The Cell – because Brock won’t be doing the sh!t that Undertaker has done!

Come on Reigns! You can take Strowman! You nearly had Brock Lesnar beat for goodness sake!

You mean to tell me Strowman couldn’t manage Reigns??? Harper had to try and teef? HA! Superman punch to Strowman – BLAOW! Right over the announce table… Reigns jumps back into the ring for a count out victory! I didn’t think I’d see a victory but I knew the Wyatts would try to teef…

Wyatt tryna bait Roman in to fight… then he spreads his arms like – Follow the Buzzards! Reigns approaches him and box him right inna him face!!!! AAAH SH!T!!!

AAAAAH SH!T the star himself is here! RUSEV THE SUPER ATHLETE! You know Chicago are on that smark sh!t… watch them chant Lana…aaaah sh!t!!! Mike Cole has announced the real engagement on TMZ! They are integrating it in the storyline! Summer Rae you are really a dumb b!tch ain’t you!

OH NO!!! Summer Rae putting Rusev on BLAST!!! This is how WWE have switched up the storyline??? I give WWE props for that… this could result in a face turn for Rusev along with Lana or Summer Rae turns face (unlikely) Lana turns back heel and calls Summer Rae a ‘Stupid American’! Either way WWE have fixed it! That’s what the creative team are paid to do! Vince – give em a raise!

GRANT BODY – P!

For real? Kalisto and Kevin Owens get more ring time? Not saying they don’t deserve it – they DO but it’s knowing that Neville Cesaro Barrett & Sheamus basically said YES SIR on the register!

Word is that Team PCB is now Team NBC (with Natalya in effect…) I know Paige did not say that she can treat Becky and Charlotte ANY WAY SHE WANTS??? I see it as an age thing – Paige sees it as a tenure thing… I’m sorry, but if a little brat 10 years my junior tries to boss me around on some bullsh!t – you’ll soon see how quick they get a slap in the mouth… Robin wouldn’t treat Batman like that???

OH NO!!!! Triple & Steph found out who Seth Rollins was fighting! They said under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is Glenn going out there!!! But Glenn is still smiling about the authority’s decision!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

You know why? Because Triple said ‘I don’t care who you put in your place – as long as it’s NOT YOU… understand?’

Glenn is like – I understand… Glenn can’t fight… but KANE CAN!

The Lumberjacks are out… including the New Day! OH NO!!!! This cannot be good!!!

I think the Trombone is out there too!

The Lumberjacks are doing their job here! Seth gets thrown out, The Lumberjacks work hard!

Kane gets thrown out, the Lumberjacks don’t do sh!t!!!

Apart from Big Show – Sean Price punch to Kane – PPPPPPP!!!!

Seth Rollins is now at an advantage… if he stays on him, he could defeat the Big Red Machine!

SWITCH!!!! Why did the lumberjacks rush Kane like that??? What were they tryna accomplish doing that? Kane dropping chokeslams everywhere… and then the Tombstone to Rollins – BLAOW!!!!

You see me? I was never gonna watch BET anyway… I don’t know why Hip Hop Heads tune in hoping that their favourite rapper will win award… then they get angry when Mackelmore wins or something… That’s one thing I gotta say about my people… STOP FOOLING YOURSELF!

NO BET AWARDS

GRANT BODY – P!

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IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1145, May 4, 2015!!!

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We getting money YEP!

We hustle YEP!

We got those guns YEP!

We bout to ball YEP!

We got them cars YEP!

We poppin’ tags YEP!

We ballin’ YEP! I said we ballin’ YEP!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You Mayweather hating b!tches!!!! SAY SOMETHING! Go ahead SAY SOMETHING! Where’s all your chat now dyam arses! And f**k all that May the 4th sh!t, I’m not a fan of Star Wars! The only thing I like about Star Wars – is the characters you can play on muthaf***!n Soul Calibur!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: Real McCoy’s MAN CRISPS, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, KA Black Grape soda, and an ice cream for when I see Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go and cuss bad words if I see some stupid sh!t!!!

Wait a minute, if the crowd are not overly cheering Reigns when Randall mentioned him… why did they vote for a triple threat match???? WOLLYS!

The crowd chanting for Randall to RKO Reigns???? And did Randall mess up his lines?

What the f**k??? I like the New Day but they don’t want none of Randall & Reigns surely???? I’m all about positivity but… I hope you guys read the bible!

Oh my god they do! All three of em! I thought The New Day were righteous, but they taking orders from the Devil’s Favourite Demon?????

Oooooh, Reverend ain’t right… his church ain’t right!!!

Collectively, The New Day cussed down Randall & Reigns! Yo if that was Rock & Jericho it would be curtains for the New Day lyrically!

OH MY GOD You retarded Canadian crowd – Why the f**k are you chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch??? Thank god for New Day – keeping the claps going so that the crowd can chant ‘New Day Sucks’! It hurt me to disrespect the Canadian crowd – because the love of my life resides there – and I got family there too…

Oh snap! The New Day win!!!! Reigns speared Orton accidentally! Kingston went for the pin!!!! Oh dear!!!!

It gets worse! Or better??? Glenn has pitted Reigns & Orton against each other! Well the Grant says these two don’t mind, plus Glenn sorts out Seth Rollins too! He fights Ambrose, and if Rollins runs his mouth once, Glenn would have Rollins tied to the ring post so that Ambrose can buss him up!!! But if you ask me… Ambrose is the type that would rather fight someone who can fight back…. you know what they say about people not in their right mind? They have the strength of 10 men!

We are really in Bizarro Land! These fools chanting Goldberg at Ryback??? that is so 2013!!! Sorry baby girl, I know you live in Winnipeg girl, but if these fans f**k up again, I will be forced to do something I might regret….

Yo Bray, I don’t know what the f**k you just said… but telling Ryback to run??? Yeah Ryback will run alright… to the Wyatt buffet!!! And I’m not even sure if Wyatt wants to eat there!!!!

The Grant says… Cesaro & Kidd are not getting a title shot for those tag team titles for now…. #FACT!!!! And the Ascension… I want these muthaf***az to get back to being the bad men they were in NXT…. #FACT!!!!

F**K ME!!! Cesaro might be the star this week! 10 Irish whips into the turnbuckle followed by a fierce uppercut each!!! Followed by an 11th Irish whip into a clothesline!!!! That was f*k!n DAN!!!!! The Ascension dead now! Is who tell dem to follow the illuminati?!!!

I know Seth Rollins did not just call Glenn a moron???!!!! That’s like swearing at my moms!

Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins jump off!!!! Hold up!!! If Ambrose beats Rollins, Ambrose is in the main event!!! COME ON AMBROSE!!!!!

Yeah I know, 78% of the WWE Universe voted for a Triple Threat Match! But Rollins called Glenn a moron??? COME ON AMBROSE!!! KILL!!!!

Technically all three members of the Shield would be fighting for the title, plus an added Randall Orton??? COME ON AMBROSE!!!! KILL!!!!

Ambrose is really going for it! Punches left and right! diving through the ropes! He’s showing Pacquiao how to do it!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

These two are really going for it!!! This is OFF THE HOOK! Crowd canting THIS IS AWESOME!! this is PPV quality!

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! The J&J security tried to teef! Distraction Roll Up by Ambrose – 1 – 2 – and it’s….. 3!!!

AMBROSE GOING TO PAYBACK!!!! Suddenly the PPV is gonna be DAN! I think Kane sent J&J security to go out there!!!! He paid them handsomely!!!

THIS RAW HAS BEEN DAN SO FAR!!!! All that’s left is for me to see Naomi’s sexy @$$…Grant & Leanna

GWARN KANE!!!! Talk that propaganda sh!t to Rollins! Tell him how good he needs to be! Hold on – interview with Lana… Haha catch Fandango talking that seductive sh!t to Lana! (Well wouldn’t you??!!!) Rusev don’t like that sh!t! Oh dear Fandango you might not be able to dance again after this week! You gonna be in a hospital kid!

I think the Canadian crowd have fixed up! ‘WE WANT LANA!’ Well I want ‘TAMARA’ but that’s another story!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I don’t believe this! Dude got Lana to do the Fandango dance!!!!! Rusev bex! Sent her to the back! Fandango got game let’s be real! First Summer Rae, then Layla (bastard),… then Rosa Mendes, now Lana???? All we need now is The Rock! Come on Lana admit it – you want The Rock’s strudel! You got wet…. with perspiration standing that close to The Rock!!!!

Stardust wants revenge on R-Truth for not advancing in the King Of The Ring Tournament! And I think he’s gonna do it! What’s in the bag? I have a bad feeling I know what it is! R-Truth said he wanted to ban spiders…. Oh sh!t…..

What???? plastic spiders???? Here’s me thinking a big @$$ tarantula was in that bag! Now THAT would be f**ked up! Boo Stardust for that sh!t – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now now crowd!!!! Don’t boo Cena!!!! Oh no!!! TOO LATE! This John Cena Sucks song might be better than the Kurt Angle You Suck song! Remember that?!

Gotta say – the Canadian crowd are better than the Chicago crowd from Extreme Rules!!!! Cena can’t say sh!t! The crowd love the song! REWIND AND COME AGAIN SELECTAH!

Why are they chanting Sami Zayn???? Do they know something I don’t????

Damn Cena enough of the bla-bla-bla! bla-bla-bla-bla! Come on out challenger!!!!

HANG ON????? Bret Hart???? He can’t fight????!!!!! He’s the challenger??? BUMBACLAAAART!!!!

Oh no wait – he’s gonna introduce the next challenger, but Heath Slater wants in… somebody kick him down!

Yes Bret! Lick him down with the mic!!! But Yo! The Canadian crowd knew! Sami Zayn is the challenger!!! I believe he can win!!!! This match is gonna be DAN!!!!

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1143, April 20, 2015!!!

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On a real though… get your high on. For me it’s beats, rhymes & life. Shout out to Lost Boyz, they got the tune called – Music Makes Me High. Whatever gets you high, even if it’s this wrestling sh!t, GET HIGH. Happy 4:20 Ninjas & Ninjarettes!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW before Extreme Rules! We got STC’s Taran Wright representing! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZChocolate Hob Nobs, Supermalt, Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go!

Oh snap! What’s the cage doing there??? If you see a cage on Raw, it usually means somebody gonna get buss arse in that b!atch!

Word on the street is Seth Rollins super move – the Curb Stomp is banned… how ironic is that when he said last week that the RKO is banned at Extreme Rules!!!!

OH NO! Randall cuting his promo, saying he’s gonna break Seth’s jaw?!!!! He just confirmed he’s gonna kick Seth in his head!!!! He said banning the RKO don’t mean sh!t!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!

Seth promises that Randall won’t leave the champion! I believe him! And Randall promises that everyone gonna get RKO’d!!!! Ahhhh the memories of Austin interrupting everyone’s matches and dropping stunners on muthaf***az!

Now it makes me wonder, was Randall’s language and ‘Austin-esque’ demeanor subtle hints of the attitude era that you can get on WWE Network for £9.99???

Now if I was Ambrose & Harper… I’d be careful… Voices gonna be chatting to Randall tonight! That’s all I’m saying!

Harper – there’s no point throwing Ambrose off the stage…. remember back in the days??? when there were stacks of tables awaiting the victim? Mick Foley and Chainsaw Charlie knows! Eric Bischoff knows!!! Kurt Angle knows!!!!

Ok they got away… but New Day and Lucha Dragons may not be so lucky… imagine fighting on edge knowing that Randall could strike at any moment?

By the way IWC b!tches – don’t complain that Randall is wrecking great wrestling matches – you loved that sh!t in 98 when Austin did it! So SHUDDUP!

Well, you guys say ‘New Day Sucks’… so they gonna start acting like it – Xavier Woods held the Lucha man’s legs and prevent them from going to Extreme Rules to fight Cesaro and Tyson Kidd! I thought you were about positivity guys? I warned you didn’t I??? Randall Orton – RKO to Kofi Kingston – BLAOW!!!! Even Big E was like ‘Randall don’t hit me no more!!!’

WTF is this??? Curtis Axel tryna dance on some Fandango sh!t???? Yo Randall – get back out here!!!! In the meantime, Tamara – entertain the Daywalker!!!!

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All you jabronies talking about who would win between Batman & Superman… Blade would f**k em both up!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Yeaaaah thank goodness!!! My Dude Triple TEEF!!!! He got some sh!t to say about Tough Enough… ok ssshhhhh…

Yes Triple I’m sure a lot of those fat muthaf***az have dreamed of being a WWE superstar… yes so has the Infamous Informer, I got my music and everything… matter fact let me show you how it would go…

 

So what I lost to Ryback…. Ryback is a bad man!

Anyway back to this sh!t… Glenn is handing in his notice to Triple in two weeks? Seth is running his mouth, Glenn now speaking like Kane???? OHHHH SH!!!!!T!!!! Triple, just give Kane back his mask!!! Word up I can’t stand this suit wearing Glenn… well I don’t really but it’s knowing what he was like – the man had Undertaker shook for crying out loud!

Anyway Paige – it’s NEVER your house!!! Here comes my star! The Wife that got away! Naomi! She gonna take on

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!

Brie Bella! and Brie… you gotta sexy body I’ll give you that…. you still gon lose!

Hold up – Triple is like – ‘you are corporate, you are no longer hell fire & brimstone…’ they teasing that sh!t people!!!

That’s one thing me & Seth agree on – DESTROY Ziggler! Ok that’s enough – Naomi -the STAR! Come out girl!

They need to change her music too… It won’t be long before I find something suitable…

I’m so glad Paige is out the game! It’s NOT YOUR HOUSE! Keep your @$$ in the hospital!!!!

GET HER NAOMI! DESTROY BRIE COMPLETELY!!!!

I GOT IT!!!! Naomi’s new theme tune according to Grant, because like Angela Davis, Naomi don’t take no sh!t!!!!!!

You listen to that tune – No Nonsense… Straight to the point, Stand for what you believe!!!!! That’s why I love Naomi, go out and get what’s yours girl! The World Wrestling Federation Divas Champion!!!!

Next victim – Heath Slater! What was that about being new US Champ Heath??? RKO – BLAOW!!!!! Erick Rowan had sense and walked away because he knew!!!!!

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Yep – my dude Roman Reigns can’t cut a promo to you guys, so he’s like f**k that – I feel like fighting! He wants to f**k up the Big S…. Bo Dallas???? Dude – turn back! BO-Lieve you can Run For The Hills!!!! This guy is hard ears – he gonna get punched in his mouth for saying something slick….

Yep – what did I tell ya! Well Roman & Big Show gonna fight til only one man can stand up…I notice the booing has stopped for Reigns now! Wait til he goes for the title again…

Yes – I can ryde to Sheamus new music… the IWC hating on the stipulation – ‘Kiss My Arse’ matc – Wack Ryder is still employed by WWE???? I smell just another victim! (Shout out to Tazz, he left the TNA joint because they won’t help him decorate the kitchen table!)

I can’t believe he beat up Wack Ryder then asked him if he’s alright???!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! YES SHEAMUS! He just asked the Albany crowd ‘Are they not entertained’???? Hell yeah I was entertained!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Any way where was I? Oh yes… the IWC b!tches, I see you hating on the stipulation – so w’happen – you didn’t like it when Jerry The King Lawler had to kiss Bret Hart’s feet? You didn’t like The Rock Vs Billy Gunn match? (I can’t remember who won that one…) And of course – the Vincent Kennedy Kiss My @$$ club? Are you telling me you didn’t like that sh!t??? F**KOUTTAHERE!!! Mad ‘Sports Entertainment’ in YOUR YOUTH – but you want wrestling… do you know how dumb you sound? That’s what The Infamous Informer does – Catches you f***az out every time!

Muthaf***az still hating on Cena…there’s no helping them… I mean really. I’m glad I’m not one of them people… their life must be mad miserable!

Hold up – Cena & Rusev gotta touch all four corners to win the Russian Chain match? F**k the four corners – destroy each other with the chain! I’m sure Triple & Kane didn’t do that at Judgment Day 2001!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx – it’s true – I’m not listening to Cena right now – He’s on some – BLA-BLA-BLA! BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA!!!!!!!

OH SNAP!!!! Wait a minute – Glenn gonna fight Cena for the US title??? Uh-OH!!!! It should be advantage Cena – he hasn’t got his mask on!

Maybe Undertaker actually talked sense into his humanised brother???

Oh snap! Cena tried his 5 moves and Glenn didn’t move!!!! Er…. Cena, I might have to pray for ya…

But Glenn’s Chokeslam didn’t hold Cena down!!!! Glenn sends for the tombstone! Cena counter technique – FU – BLAOW!!! No point getting bex – we knew Cena was gonna win! Waste of time and energy doing that sh!t!

Anyone see The Marine 4???? nah me neither….

Sorry Rusev…. that chain looks like any other chain I’ve seen in the WWE… what’s so ‘Russian’ about it????

Hip Hop fans – that advert that keeps coming on in between RAW – The Windows Spectre 360 – Doesn’t that beat sound a bit J Dilla-ish??? Get at me – PON DI TWITTA – @MZATheInfamous!

Look here now… The Miz & Mizdow fighting over the brand…. what sort of sh!t is that??? Ani James, show me your ‘brand’…

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I’d rather Ani back that @$$ up so I can go Grantington Steele up her cratches!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YES!!!!! So what if Summer Rae turned evil against MizDow, The Miz takes the mic…. “Because I’m The Miz… and I’m – ” RKO – BLAOW!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! It was like Austin dropping the stunner to Jeff Jarrett!

I don’t know why Seth keeps f**k!n around with Glenn… J&J security talking sh!t on the twitta… You see how social media can get you inna trouble??? Someone remind Seth that they haven’t banned the chokeslam and the tombstone! Or the car battery and the box of matches for that matter?

Right we gonna find out the truth! Ziggler out to compete against Rollins… has Rollins super move being banned??? Because if the Infamous Informer sees that sh!t executed with precision… I will be building a special chair this week!

Looks like it’s true! I think Rollins found a new super move! That took out Ziggler one ti….. uh-oh… Triple TEEF??? Glenn? The cage is coming down! I knew it! Somebody gonna get f**ked up in that b!tch! Rollins thought he was clever by ‘shielding’ himself no pun intended! The Viper slid in! Rollins tried to escape – RKO – BLAOW!!! Extreme Rules… BOTH super moves banned… Glenn as the ‘gatekeeper’… I mean doesn’t that sound ‘Big red Monster-ish’??? Calling it from now – Rollins retains the title…. KANE next in line at the Payback joint. He gonna find that mask… And THENNNNNNN!!

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Monday Night Raw #1141, April 6, 2015!!!

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Last night I cried Tears Of Joy, What did I do to deserve this?

Before I let the outrageous Grant Body-P through, as Michael Grant, The Man in the Purple Suit has to give a shout out to the Lionz Den massive down in London…they showed me love out there I showed them love back… all these years of my moms talking about London guys hating Wolverhampton guys, maybe that was back then… these guys settle differences on Tekken! And what an epic tournament it was… trust me when I say I am a tired, flued up man after that, plus Wrestlemania last week… yet I’m still gonna watch Raw live plus the interview with Jericho & Cena? I got my survival kit here… so let’s DO THIS!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to the RAW After RAW After Big BIG WrestleMania! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZBig Show looks proud of himself doesn’t he??? Standing there by the André the Giant trophy….damn the crowd are hating on Rollins! Y’all was cheering on the kid when he cashed his cheque!

Enough of the chatter Big Show & Rollins, Randall has to be the #1 contender surely? people still chatting about the RKO that hit BLAOW!!!! Around the world!!!

So Glenn is running the show while Triple & Steph are f**k!n??? Ryback, Randall, and Roman all gotta fight twice before a #1 contender is determined while Seth sits on his @$$??? If I was Seth, I’d be prepared to lose that title before Brock come back from suspension…not that it makes any difference anyway – his @$$ still gonna get popped!

Big ups to STC’s James Patrick Park Jr. In attendance this week on RAW!

Glenn still proving he still has a bit of ‘Kane’ left in him, winning means nuthin to him… Kane is about f**k!n up people… and he nearly did that to Randall in their match!

Oh dear… is Mike Cole still sipping food through a straw in the hospital? Bryon Saxton, Booker-T and Jay-Bee in effect…

WOW AJ Lee… you left the game and you not even 30 yet??? I suppose love conquers all…she gotta stand by her man after all! I’m tempted to cuss Philip… but NO. I’m not going there. You would want your wife to support you??? That’s part of the plan when you join in holy matrimony! Let’s celebrate AJ’s run here.

OH SNAP!!! Glenn got Neville fighting Rollins???? Damn Glenn is not f**k!n about!!! I don’t expect Neville to win, but suppose he does? It would be huge!!!!

But it’s a case of #WhoeverLosesIWin… because guaranteed muthaf***az will be complaining about Neville coming from NXT and getting ‘buried’…. or if Neville won they would complain about Seth looking weak, and Neville suddenly getting a push… but no doubt, Neville took it to him!

Word is that Rusev has put in his rematch clause for Extreme Rules…. Yes…. now for the true match I wanna see between him & Cena… I wanna see brutality B!ATCH!!!!

Wow… Cena thinks he still runs the place, but he must have matured… he hasn’t pimped out the title… He knows G-Unit aren’t carrying the swing no more!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Next boxer for Cena’s US Title… Dean Ambrose tried to test him and came so close… this week it’s Stardust…let’s be real – it’s WWE2K15 Cena mode brought to life!!!

Notice – they acknowledge the amount of times Ric Flair N!&&@ has won the US title – 6 times… just do the science behind that…

YOOOOO!!!! That DDT by Stardust was nasty bredrin! You saw how Cena dropped on his head top??? JEEZ!

Consider that springboard stunner a new move for John Cena…. 5 move memes burnt to the ground!!!! Give it up for Cena… Rise above hate!!!

Bella Twins stepping to the stage next…. YES!!!! This is my favourite part y’all already know!

People – we gotta move on! Out with the AJ, in with the Paige & Naomi! Now the question remains…will the crowd start chanting AJ Lee on some trolling sh!t? That would be f**ked up….and you know what? When AJ was there, they chanted for somebody else…. you see? tell em Busta…

Y’all don’t appreciate sh!t!!!! GRANT BODY – P!!!!

It’s gonna be interesting how the New Day are gonna respond by this negative energy… now it’s been acknowledged that the crowd ain’t feeling em… Kofi & Big E tryna keep up the positivity, Xavier Woods however… seems like he wants to go militant….

…and it doesn’t help when the Lucha Dragons messed up the New Day…. You know what the New Day needs? The new Kendrick Lamar album… they will get that positivity back!

Kendrick Lamar To Pimp A Butterfly

My dude Roman Reigns coming down the stairs!!!! Just don’t act bright or you will get pushed back in your seat!

Roman can take lick though bwoy! My advice to him? Wrestlers are gonna clock on to his superman fighting style… look w’happen to Cena – No one falls for that sh!t no more!!! Roman you gonna have to change up a lil bit!!!

Yo what’s wrong with this picture? 4 women running up on Glenn asking for a Battle Royal on some

The Man In The Purple Suit (left) & STC member Kuran King (right)

#GiveDivasAChance sh!t??? Glenn is all sweated up, Summer Rae wiping herself on him?? Remember back in the days? When Women used to run for their lives from this guy? If they got caught they got tombstoned??? Suddenly ‘The Way We Were’ song springs to mind…

Who the f**k is Bray Wyatt talking to now?? After he get buss arse by Undertaker at WrestleMania (which I knew was gonna happen) he’s started his cryptic sh!t again… and ends it with ‘Do I Have Your Attention Now?’ Right jabronies don’t even think about it – put your d!ck away if you managed to find it past your beer bellies – NO IT’S NOT HIM he’s talking to… he’s in UFC now durrrrr!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

So w’happen, Sheamus turn bully now? Claims there’s not enough big guys in the house? Obviously Mark Henry thinks he’s outta order and bright – induct this stupid ginger mohawk looking fool into the Hall Of Pain!

Only that Sheamus kicked down Mark Henry and said ‘that ain’t happening’!!!

So they changed up Sheamus music now? Well guys, you’re the ones to blame – YOU thought his character went stale, YOU wanted him to turn evil, now he has, so stop your noise!

Finally Damien Sandow faces the Miz in a wrestling contest… come on Sandow… show this muthaf***a manners!!!

Damn Sandow is going in! Rights! Lefts! knees to the head top!

HEY TEEEEEF!!!! Miz grabbed the tights!!!! Don’t worry Sandow… Extreme Rules is the end of April… I’m sure you can use weapon to disfigure his money-maker!

Ryback, Randall & Reigns fighting… look here now, the Authority wants to cause trouble… it’s nice to see Ryback back in that main event picture…

OH SNAP!!!! Roman Reigns flew over top ropes like his name was The Undertaker!!! Is who tell the Authority to cause trouble???

The Big Show! Grabbed Roman Reigns! PPPPPPPPPP!!! Punched through school buses!!! Ryback fighting the J&J Jabronies only to RKO’d by Randall – BLAOW!!! Randall’s going to Extreme Rules! Seth don’t like that sh!t – Curb stomp to Randall – BLAOW!!!

Well one may think – Randall beat him at WrestleMania, that means he can beat him again! Er yeah… but I think Seth gonna be one of those people who is gonna be so TEEF with the belt, you gonna wish for BRRRRROCCCK to come back, take the title and GONE!!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1108: August 18, 2014!!!

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The Infamous Informer

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! DOLPH ZIGGLER: NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!

PAIGE, NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, DIVAS CHAMPION!

BRRROCCK LESSNAR, DESTROYED JOHN CENA WITH 16 GERMAN SUPLEXES, TAKES AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT FROM JOHN CENA, RISE UP LIKE THE UNDERTAKER, ROLLS EYES IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, COMES BACK WITH 2 F5s… NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!

BUT THE STAR WAS TRIPLE TEEF & NIKKI BELLA! BRIE, FIGHTING FOR HERSELF, DANNY BRYAN, THE BIG SHOW, HER OWN SISTER, THE WWE UNIVERSE, THEN SUDDENLY – BLAOW!!!! NIKKI TURNED ON HER TWIN SISTER, STEPHANIE WITH HER SEXY @$$ – PEDIGREE TO BRIE BELLA – BLAOW!!!

IF YOU THOUGHT THAT SUMMERSLAM WAS WACK, STOP READING THIS RAW BLOG NOW. I DON’T WANT INTERNET WRESTLING B!TCHES LIKE YOU READING MY SH!T!

I AM THE INFAMOUS INFORMER, WOLVERHAMPTON’S LAST OUTLAW, THE MAN IN THE PURPLE SUIT – KAZUYA GRANTSHIMA, THROWING GUT PUNCHES TO INTERNET WRESTLING DUMB MUTHAF***AZ! AND THIS IS THE RAW REVIEW BLOG! EPISODE #1108 – HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZShout out to The Jobber Blogger for putting me on to theSteelCage.com… All being well they will hear of the foul-mouthed nemesis of the IWC!

OH SNAP!!!! DANNY BRYAN’S MUSIC HIT! No way! You don’t think…But out came Stephanie! Sporting her new blouse! STEPH! STEPH! STEPH! Look at her bouncing around the ring like Danny would, but her t!tt!£$ bouncing around?? BEAUTIFUL!!! Best opening segment in along while! Steph we love you!!!!

How can you make this segment better? Bring out who is seemingly apart of the authority… Nikki Bella! Two women with fake t!tt!£$!!! It doesn’t matter… Nikki & Steph make me wanna have four hands! So I can give….4 thumbs up!!!!!

LAWD HAVE MERCY! Nikki talking trash about her flesh and blood!!!! Nikki & Steph chatting like they’re best friends! TwoSexy Steph 2 weeks ago Steph pedigreed Nikki’s @$$ into the canvas! Brie having none of this and was ready to forgive but – Dayum!!! Nikki slapping her sister in the face – WHAAAAM! Am I heartbroken? Hell nah! When Cameron & Naomi split, that hurt me…

By the way remind me to make adjustments on WWE2K14…

So w’happen, the German announce team gonna be on Raw every week??? Zeb Colter ain’t gonna like that sh!t! They won the world cup – they can do anything they want! Now shuddup!

Remember when The Big Show & Mark Henry used to be the deadliest of enemies? They broke the ring and sh!t! Now they are a team….that’s worries for the tag team division!

That means you Wyatt Fam! Sean Price Punch followed by the World’s Strongest Slam to Erick Rowan – BLAOW!!!! Right you IWC b!tches go ahead and say Show & Henry should put over the new talent – not ‘bury’ them as you call it – SHUT THE F**K UP! What’s the point in Show & Henry teaming up only to lose??? Don’t start me jabronies….

Miz what do you look like with that Kylie Minogue looking robe? Looking like a battyman and sh!t? You’re invoking your rematch clause? Good luck to you… I’m not watching these two fight again… I know y’all love him and y’all up his @$$… STC’s Andrew Theaker says he thinks that Ziggler should be the one to defeat Brock Lesnar for the title somewhere down the line… The Grant Says – that sh!t happens – that’s me done with WWE!!! (Yeah right Grant…!!!)

…and the rivalry continues! Seth Rollins been interviewed by Renee Young, Seth probably got a hard on looking at Renee only to get a cold ice shower by Dean Ambrose!!!

“Hey, it’s for charity!!!” That could be the lyric of the week!!!! YES AMBROSE!!! How the f**k can Seth fight Ambrose after that? DISRESPECT!!!!

I’m starting to wonder – does Paige have a crush on AJ???? She’s dedicated her match against Natalya, did she get ‘wet’ when she was in a mounted position? I mean I don’t blame her nah-mean?

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Oh no!!!! AJ skipping around the ring costed Paige the match! She can’t do that! Does that mean Natalya can fight for the title? By the way Natalya – loving the attire! Dayuuum girl you got thighs!!!! Come here!!!

Uh-oh!!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEF!!!! What does he want!!!! Oh hang on, Stephanie’s out again! Excuse me while I get the cocoa butter…

Stephanie looks like she’s wearing one of those skimpy nightgowns!!!! Dammit I got a song for Stephanie, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart…

Look, look, when your phone rings and his name shows
Baby you supposed to be excited to say “hello”
So if your phone rings and your mood drops
Then all that means is you should make a move ma

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS BRILLIANT! They presented the new championship belt to BRRRROOOCCCK LESSSNAAAR! Triple Teef, Brock, Paul Heyman & Stephanie posing proudly with the belt! Last year Triple & Brock were trying to destroy each other! Brock destroyed Triple’s office!

The crowd chanting Lesnar! And Heyman giving another epic promo! Lesnar loves it when Heyman pronounces his name! SO DO I!!!!

WHOA! John Cena earned Heyman’s respect and admiration! He would have taken on Cena as a Paul Heyman guy! DROP THE BOMB ON EM!

HOLY SH!T! WORD LIFE! THIS IS BASIC BROCKONOMICS! EAT! SLEEP! SUPLEX! REPEAT!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! EAT! SLEEP! F5! REPEAT! He didn’t have to send for the Kimura Lock!

Straight up & down I ain’t watching this sh!t….put back on AJ Lee & Paige! Better than that – put on Stephanie again! In fact let’s get a picture of Stephanie’s sexy @$$!

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I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction but…. such is life!

Well hopefully that concludes the bullsh!t @$$ Miz/Ziggler feud, Miz lost again, time for Ziggler to keep it moving!

F**k me Renée Young… I mean I say this every week… YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’D DO TO YOU!

Swagger coming out on his own… JAY-BEE asking – where’s Zeb? WHO GIVES A F**K?! He deserved that kick in his head! Don’t feel sorry for that tedious old nearly dead! He disrespected my people. Big E Langston waved the flag and you muthaf***az booed him. You boo your own president but you put your hand on…. you know what…. I’m gonna calm down… just know that Karma is a B!TCH!

Come on Cesaro! Brukk up that fool! Go Tekken on his b!tch @$$! He let America down! F**K WACK SWAGGER! Nas is my hero! America is not what you think it is!

THAT’S IT JAY-BEE CUSS DOWN WACK SWAGGER! HE LET THE 50 STARS AND THE 13 BARS DOWN!!!! OLD GLORY IS ASHAMED! When The Undertaker represented America against Test at Summerslam 2002 – HE BRUKK UP HIS CLART!

YES CESARO! HE BRUKK HIM UP! Guess who comes out at the right time! Bo Dallas is here! He is an inspiration to us all!

Speak Bo!!!! Tell him he can get his confidence back if he BO-LIEVES!!!!

6-man tag team action! Randall & Rybaxel vs Sheamus, RVD & Roman Reigns! Yo why you booing Roman Reigns for?? What are you dumb or something? There’s a penalty for success? Why – because he doesn’t sit down and cross his legs like a little boy? He doesn’t read his muthaf**! comic books? No – I get it – Roman Reigns doesn’t wear pink brief… he doesn’t shake his @$$… you hate Roman because the women love him… You see – the more you boo men like Reigns… the more I detest Dolph Ziggler! Skills aside – my spirit cannot take to him!

I wonder why the crowd are starting to chant for Ryback these days???? Do you have any idea? Answers on a postc – oh I heard the commentators say they are in Ryback’s home town!!!!

Oh no! Ryback’s team lose again!!!! Why doesn’t Ryback brukk up Curtis Axel…. just for his hometown!QUESTION

QUESTION – What’s the difference between a No Holds Barred Match, a No Disqualification Match and a Falls Count Anywhere match? They are all the muthaf***!n same apart from the falls count anywhere! If the NO DQ match or the No Holds Barred match gets picked on the WWE App, you the WWE Universe are f**k!mg dumb fools, OK!!!!

…and just for the record, a ‘Street Fight’ is the same sh!t too! And ‘Extreme Rules’ match is the same sh!t! Just call it a muthaf***!n Hardcore match!

I can’t lie to ya, I am a crazy mofo… I cuss The Miz & Dolph Ziggler for acting like a faggot but when it comes to Goldust I just love the character! Goldust & Stardust Vs The Usos – sure to be a great contest – if Dust2Dust can get a win – we are in for a series of classic contests!

Who’s that now running up my fb inbox??? They always do it while I’m watching Raw or a PPV! So rude!GRANT & LAYLA WWE2K15

It’s ok, it’s STC member & RePPiN4U’s own James Henson…. he’s a wrestling fan like me, but he should know that when I’m watching Raw and entertaining y’all he should not holla!!! I don’t mind if it’s during a Ziggler match though… I’m jussayin!

OH SNAP! Like I said! Dust2Dust just beat the Usos! GET READY FOR THE NEXT CLASSIC!

HERE COMES MY NEWEST HERO!!!! Rusev with my sexy body gyal Lana! Rusev – kicked Zeb Colter in his head! And play the Russian anthem in celebration! SALUTE THIS MAN! Big up Vladimir Putin! And Zangief!!!!

OH SNAP!!! MARK HENRY NEXT TO TEST HIM???? HERE WE GO!!! THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!

I’ve waited a long time for this!!!!! Mark Henry shut down Rusev! and sent him for the Hall Of Pain! Jay-Bee is proud of him!!!! What’s wrong Lana? why do you look like that??? Is it dawning on you, that you heard the legend of the brothers’ manhood??? Don’t get me wrong – Rusev is my hero, but Mark Henry mayyyyyyn!!!!!! HE’S THE DON!!!! World’s Strongest Slam – then a World’s Strongest Splash to Rusev – BLAOW!!!! THAT’S WHAT HE DO!!!!

So there is the benefit of intellect within you WWE Universe! Falls Count Anywhere between Ambrose & Rollins! Triple says it is blood on our hands, well the GRANT SAYS – We don’t give a f**k!!!! We love Rollins! We love Ambrose! We don’t care who gets brukk up!

I wonder if Dean Ambrose could take this match near the river, take Rollins briefcase, and throw that sumovab!tch in that muthaf***a?!!! I mean, it’s not like Rollins needs it.. Brock Lesnar is the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion!

There’s a reason they call Ambrose the Lunatic Fringe – look how much muthaf***!n chairs he threw in the ring! There must be about 16 of those muthaf***az! Ambrose sets up for the superplex – reversed – power bomb into the chairs – BLAOW!!!

Wait a minute – how come my hero Kane with the school trousers is finding himself out here? TRYING TO TEEF!!! Announce table set up, Ambrose sets up Rollins for the Dirty Deeds super move – but Kane – with a chokeslam to Ambrose on the table that didn’t break! It looks reinforced actually!

But Rollins and Kane were not done! Kane throws away the time keeper’s table, exposing a set of cinder blocks! holds Ambrose’s head down, Rollins with the curb stomp to the head top on the cinder blocks – BLAOW!!! OH LAWWWD they had to stop the match…. I mean I thought Kane was gonna set up Ambrose for the tombstone on the blocks! But yes that would have happened if my hero Kane had his mask on…

Damnit why does the UK have to be last to get the rarse network? I get it, because of David Cameron… He’s responsible! I wished Kane set up the cinder blocks and Seth Rollins curb stomped Cameron’s b!tch @$$ through that muthaf***a!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

#VOCAREADREGNUM!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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Monday Night Raw #1101: June 30, 2014!!!

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHOEVER LOSES, I WIN!!!

Yes John Cena! 15 times World Wrestling Federation Undisputed Champion!!!! It’s the way he won the titles as well, he hardly did anything in the match, he lay down for like 25 minutes in the match… then he dropped his super move on Kane & Randall, climbed the ladder, and the way he smiled at the camera when he took the titles… let’s be real – THAT WAS F**KED UP!!!

Shout out to WWE for ruining the Summerslam main event – John Cena Vs Brock Lesnar for the title…why the rarse did you release the poster before Munny Inna Bank start? But wait guys!!! CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE. But don’t bank on it like the PPV!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Enough of that sh!t, we must move on. I got my pringles, my galaxy chocolate cookie crumble, my supermalt, I got strawberry ice cream for later, jaffa cakes… I’m ready for this sh!t, are you??? RAW #1101! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWord on the street is there is a returning ‘WWE champion’ in the hiz-house! Uh-oh… I can see the Philippa Brooks fans getting the Vaseline out…. oh jesus…

Uh-oh Triple Teef & Stephanie have a smile on their face… why the f**k is the crowd chanting Phillipa’s name? Yeah stop living in the past like Stephanie said!

Here comes the new World Wrestling Federation Champion! Ok you attitards don’t all rush to the toilet at once! Rub it in their face Cena! 15 times rude boy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cena is hoping to give Danny another opportunity to fight for the title! OH NO! Cena is on the cover of WWE2K15!!! It just gets better!!!! Stephanie dropping two foot to Cena’s music! I’m telling you! Stephanie is a hip hop head!!!

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But you’re not a hip hop head Triple Teef!!! Don’t talk that hip hop sh!t!!!! HA! HA! HA! Don’t give me joke!

Triple just gave Cena that same choice that Vincent Kennedy asked Austin! You want the easy way or the hard way!

Well the hard way it is! Fatal Four Way jump off at Battleground! Cena Vs Roman Reigns Vs Randall Orton Vs my hero Kane!!! And if Cena becomes superman that night as usual, Triple will draw for his Plan B: Seth Rollins!!!

So after what happened at Munny Inna Bank, maybe Dean Ambrose will go after Kane either somewhere down the road or at Summerslams! Don’t mind me I’m just doing the science…

Word up, I’m gonna tweet Stephanie and ask her what tunes she’s into… don’t believe me? WATCH!

Seth Rollins – I am finding it hard to hate you…. you are still the don! We are treated to another contest with him and RVD!

Who tried to tell me that Seth Rollins Curb Stomp super move was weak? That’s right it was Ian Cooper! GET IN THE CHAIR!!!!!

WROOOOOOOOOY!!!! Everytime Seth Rollins is about to cash his cheque, Dean Ambrose will appear and f**k him up!!! So what if it’s Cody Rhodes Vs Damian Sandow over again from last year….but with more INTENSITY and more MILITANT!!

UH-OH!!! here comes Rusev!!!! Fly that flag in celebration! Rusev – don’t you have thought of f**k!n Lana??? You must do surely!

Who will be America’s next failure??? OH NO! It’s that bastard Swagger and Zeb SAM_3287Colter! They represent everything about America and go against muthaf**az crossing the borders!

Is it me or is Lana laughing at Zeb Colter’s promo?

I guess Colter has thrown away his deportation list! He sees the big picture! Don’t think for one single SOLITARY SECOND that I will support Colter & Swagger just because they just turned face. They still disrespect MY PEOPLE! We The People? The Grant Says ‘WE, THE TIMBERLAND BOOT UP YOUR B!TCH @$$!!!’

The Usos entrance gotta be one of my favourites right now! Everything they say comes from the heart and then the pyro – BLAOW!!! Not only will they be in WWE 2K15, but hopefully The Wyatt Family’s entrance with the audience with their cell phones on! Big up to Jerry Lawler telling JAY-BEE to put his phone down!

Haha! You jabronies may not like JAY-BEE & Mike Cole not calling the match but instead talking about the dirty clothes of Luke Harper…BUT I DO… so F**K YOU!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

I’ve come to the conclusion that this ‘Whole World In His Hands’ thing depends on the crowd. See in certain cities they will sing that sh!t!!!! Other cities they are as dead as Fandango when I get my hands on him for kissing up my Layla!

Damn Nikki, they treating you bad because Brie sacrificed herself??? You gotta fight my girls by yourself? Oh well Nikki… good luck!!!

Since you jabronies have started sh!tt!ng on the WWE2K15 cover… maybe I should join in and see what it’s like to be a IWC b!atch… maybe Bo Dallas should be on the cover!!! I mean, he inspires millions the world over! All you gotta do is BO-LIEVE DAMNIT!

I’ll tell you this – Total Divas Season 3 gonna be MAAAAD if Stephanie and Brie’s storyline gets involved in the script!

Why have I got this feeling that Nikki WILL WIN this handicap match because Miss Girl Bye-Bye is acting a fool??? Oh forget it… They won but Miss Girl Bye-Bye is still acting a fool. What happened to U.N.I.T.Y. ladies?

Well ain’t that a b!tch… I’M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS… Wade Barrett out the game with a shoulder injury… the Intercontinental championship is vacant. Shadfather says The I.C. Title is cursed, Mia Bonita says SmackDown is cursed, THE GRANT SAYS WADE BARRETT WAS CURSED EVER SINCE HE BURIED THE UNDERTAKER ALIVE IN 2010!!! You see? If Undertaker doesn’t get you in the physical, he’ll get you in the mental and spiritual. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Battle Royal jump off at Battleground for the Intercontinental Title… Well The Grant Says I have a feeling who is gonna win that… I’m gonna hold my tongue for now.

You what? Kofi Kingston defeated Cesaro during the commercial break? Now we back on and Cesaro beating down de black man? RACIAL MAN RACIAL!!!!!

This is f**ked up – is it because Cesaro knows Switzerland are gonna get knocked out the World Cup? Nah man – I like my Cesaro but Kofi has to go postal and beat down Cesaro like he did Randall!

YES! VINCENT KENNEDY!!!! Er wait a minute… that’s not VINCENT KENNEDY!!! That’s SANDOW KENNEDY! Oh hell naw!!! Hang on his impression might be good…

Oh dear Stephanie is not too happy!!!! She gonna send someone after Sandow for impersonating Vincent Kennedy…. NOT THE NOT SO GREAT KHALI!!! And he won as well! OH MY GOD NO! One chop to Sandow’s head top – BLAOW! Shadfather turn your head! I think he did quite well! What’s up Steph? Time of the month? You need some Infamous cocky with those vitamins girl???!!!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

The former WWE Champion is here! The Miz!!! Thank you Felix Pizarro for spoiling it for us! GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

He was filming The Marine 4? Wait a minute – wasn’t Summer Rae in that film too? And I’m sure he’s taking shots at The Rock here talking about Hollywood and turning his back… sounds like The Miz is embodying that role again! He’s out to main event WrestleMania…. boring….boring…bor-

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!! BUMBACLART!!!! JERICHO???!!!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!! Not one, but TWO former WWE Champions! How I laugh at one of the guys on Perfect Plex Radio who said Jericho was out with Fozzy… you can NEVER believe anything Jericho says!

Yeah talk sh!t now Miz – PPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! Jericho just punched the Miz through school buses!

HOLD UP!!!! The Wyatt Man dem!!!! They just brukk up Jericho!!! This is gonna be an EPIC storyline! Suddenly I am looking forward to Battleground! Money In The What???? In one fell swoop, RAW is BETTER than the PPV!

Now time for my baby girl Layla doing her ting! Forget about Fandumbgay – I’ll F**K HIM UP! WWE book it – Fandumb!tch@$$ Vs the Infamous Informer at Summerslam!

Now the ponce is fighting another ponce in Dolph Ziggler… say what? Summer Rae offered a truce to Layla??? I don’t like the smell of Summer Rae’s pum-pum…black man loves his fried fish but not if it’s rancid as Summer Rae!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

WTF is this??? Now Summer Rae is sticking her tongue down Ziggler’s throat???? URRRRGHHH DIRTY RATCHET!

See I said that this Stardust and Goldust was just a phase leading to the Summerslam Rhodes clash… but I dunno… because they are over with the crowd! I saw this match with them and Rybaxel on Munny Inna Bank, so I ain’t watching it again f**k that!

One thing worth noting – why are the crowd chanting FEED ME MORE at Ryback now???

Why do Goldust and Stardust look like they are in love with each other? I suppose you’re all off the hook Razor Ramon, Piper and especially Ahmed Johnson!

Are there still haters on Paige saying she should go back to NXT? BACKFOOT!!! AJ LEE IS BACK TOO??? MONEY IN THE WHAT???!!!

You mean to tell me that AJ Lee returns and all you b!tches can chant is CM Punk??? You wait til I go on radio… that’s all I’m saying!!!

Backside – we gonna get a rematch! AJ LEE! PAIGE! DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! HERE WE GO!!!

AND IT’S ALL OVER!!! SMALL PACKAGE DEFEATS PAIGE!!! AJ LEE – NEW DIVAS CHAMPION!!!! DROP THE BOMB ON EM!!!

Can you believe that after all we just seen, we have come to the main event! And that Triple TEEF is at ringside! There might be a sledgehammer nearby watch out!

Look at Roman Reigns embracing the audience and that Triple TEEF looking at him!!! It’s almost like Triple Vs The Rock all over again!

UH-OH!!! my hero Kane is out to destroy Cena! So that Seth can cash his cheque! Tombstone Cena into the concrete – BLAOW! But don’t forget – Ambrose WILL f**k up Seth! REMEMBER ME TELL YUH!

LOOK W’HAPPEN NOW! Ambrose came to brukk him up! But then Reigns with the spear to Kane again – BLAOW! Then the stare down between Reigns and the evil, EVIL, TRIPLE TEEF!!!! THIS IS AWESOME? THIS IS MUTHAF***K!N DAN! Like I could live through Roman Reigns warrioristically, I don’t give a damn if that word don’t exist! The road to Summerslam has begun people!

OFFICIAL STC THEME TUNE FOR WWE BATTLEGROUND 2014!

GRANT BODY – P!

#VOCAREADREGNUM!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#GWARNYUHBED

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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