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Monday Night Raw #1276, November 13, 2017!!!

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Today marks the 13th Anniversary of the passing of ODB… the ONLY ODB I will acknowledge, the Ol’ Dirty Bastard of The Wu-Tang Clan. Let me tell you wrestling fans something. If you speak of another ‘ODB’, DO NOT INSULT ME, DO NOT INSULT HIP HOP, and DO NOT READ MY BLOGS.

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RAW 1276! It gaah pop off tonight! BUMBACLART!!!

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Double chocolate digestive and a chicken & leek cup of soup. I expect RUCKUS!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeet! Stephanie is here! Why she got on some dress that looks like a 60-year-old would wear?! She needs to take it off…
Shout out to Shabba Ranks and Johnny Gill… Slow and Sexy… GRANT BODY-P!
Come on Kurt – sweet talk Steph! What happened to your charm? Show her your gold medals do something!
The crowd doesn’t seem to like Jason Jordan very much! They don’t like John Cena either!
Oh no! Steph thinks Kurt has gone soft! I could never be ‘soft’ around Steph… I’m just saying…
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The Shield are here! You don’t think they are gonna powerbomb Stephanie through the ring are they???
Wait – I take that back what I said about Steph – she got some stockings on or something – GOD DAYUUUUUUM!
How is Steph gonna ask

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where has he been? Like we don’t know!

I thought Double R was gonna say what he and the Shield was gonna do to Steph! As in sexually!
THE BLACK SHIELD
Stephanie… we know you’re a freak… can you take us three????
OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Triple threat match to find out who joins the Raw women’s team! Mickie James all the way! I’m surprised Dana Brooke still has a contract! I hope she doesn’t miss her friend too much!
And of course you got Bayley… surely the favourite right?
Side note – Nia Jax looks hot with those braids she got going on! Actually lets throw a pic of her… for no reason!
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…and the bell has sounded! So much for your dirt sheets! Where’s Paige at then wrestling experts???? YOU IMBECILES!
Er… how the rarse is Dana Brooke gonna slap Asuka? That’s career suicide right there! Asuka with a roundhouse kick to Dana’s cheekbone – BLAOW!
Bayley is the 5th member! Fantastic! #DirtSheetsAreTheDevil – you are damned fools for reading those sh!ts!
Enzo calls his Championship his ‘boo’… that’s the closest he’s gonna get to pu$$y!
Time for the Shield to buss The Miz arse again! Oh it’s Miz TV? Where’s the remote – change the channel! But change it back if The Miz gets buss arse!
What’s wrong with Cesaro’s mouth? He’s talking like he got a gun in his mouth!
I could have been more profane, but I like Cesaro… who doesn’t? GRANT BODY-P!
Oh I forgot… when he had his teeth kicked into his gums didn’t he? Sorry my bad!
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Monday Night Raw #1223, October 31, 2016!!!

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…and, NEW! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION, CHARLOTTE FLAIR!

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AAAH SHIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!! Can’t lie, my jaw dropped, and not because Sasha’s @$$ was getting exposed in that cell for all you saddos to get your hardon over…

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In other news… how the backside does a jabroni from Cambridge come all the way down to Walsall and farce up himself with an interview with Scott Hall? Taking up mine and the Express & Star’s time? No one invited his b!tch @$$. There WILL be the very short interview with myself and the bad guy this weekend on STC From The UK – BDSIR NETWORK – The Best Damn Show In Radio!

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RAW 1223! It’s Halloween! The one night in the year where Paige looks normal. But we ain’t gonna see that stupid b!tch! GRANT BODY-P!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

No f**k!n about! Goldberg is coming out NOW!!!!

They booing Brock Lesnar now though! and Heyman is straight up shutting this promo down!

Goldberg looks like he wants to spear Heyman all the way to hell!

Heyman still throwing shots at Undertaker’s streak! Damnit!

NO! BROCK IS HERE???? Aaaaah look at Heyman laughing… will he be laughing in a hospital facility nearby?

No Brock… but Rusev???? OH BOY… he’s gonna be NEXT!!!!

NO! I KNOW RUSEV DID NOT TRY TO LICK DOWN GOLDBERG?!!!!!!!!!!

JACKHAMMER TO RUSEV – BLAOW!!!!

…AND A SPEAR TO HEYMAN – BLAOW!!!!!! LAWWWWD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!

What the rarse is Byron Saxton and Corey Greaves wearing?????? The Infamous Informer is not down with this Halloween sheeeeeeeet! And now Enzo is fighting one o the members of the Balding club in a trick or street fight match???? Oh hell to the no! Actually it might be jokes I won’t knock it!

Enzo Amore looks even more of an idiot in that Toy Story sheeeeeeet! I am the grinch of Halloween… if that makes any sense!

The Balding Club just got f**ked up by 35 pumpkins…wow… the WWE have truly f**ked up what was meant to be the baddest stable in New Japan Pro Wrestling history..Yo Vincent Kennedy – why you hate on these guys? What did they do to deserve this????

Meanwhile… they called the ambulance to pick up Paul Heyman… I have a question – will Dr. Goldberg visit him and hit him over the head with a bed pan and stick  dutty big needle up his @$$????

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Now with Kendrick as the new World Wrestling Federation Cruiserweight Champion we should get some joke now…told you guys – quality wrestling matches is NOT ENOUGH!

TJ Perkins: THE GRANT SAYS THIS TO YOU: If Kendrick tries to teef, simply pause the game, enter UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, Y,B,X,A.You should hear the ring bell if you did it right. Then TJ Perkins, you should have infinite lives! Now say ‘Thank you GamesMaster’!

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Aaaaah sh!t TJ Perkins bex because Kendrick walked out the match! So he attempts to break his legs! Talk about salty! That’s like sending hate mail online!

Braun Strowman seeks better competition! He finally gonna get it! Winner of the battle royal will be in Team Raw against Team Smackdown at the Survivor Series! So he best win that muthaf***a!

WWE win whole heap of awards! Congratulations! Shame we the fans couldn’t see you get those awards….moving on!

Oh dear… Foley wasn’t feeling the antics of Kevin Owens and Jericho! They were ultimate teef! But the list is in Jericho’s hand! THIS IS NOT GOOD!

Oh that’s f**ked up! Foley’s career ended in Hartford Connecticut! And Jericho & Owens are letting Foley know about the GREAT TRIPLE H!!!

Foley admits to needing JeriKO for TEAM RAW, but also puts his trust in Mr RR himself, the man who wrestling sheep love to hate! The man the women want to drop squats on his d-

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HAHAHAHAHA! The crowd chanting Roman Sucks but Foley says ‘his wife loves him’!

Roman was gonna dress as a stupid idiot for Halloween but they didn’t have any Jericho costumes!GRANT BODY PHENOM

I thought Roman was going on the list! I thought we were all going on the list! Look what happen now! Roman fights Jericho for the World Wrestling Federation US Championship!

I don’t understand why everyone is rushing Titus O’Neill instead of Braun Strowman???? Foolish move if you ask me!

It’s down to Strowman and Sami Zayn? The crowd is behind Zayn but Vincent Kennedy is behind Strowman (PAUSE!)

Zayn tried! God damnit he tried! Team Raw only needs one more person in their team! They got Jericho, Owens, Braun, Roman, smart money says Mr Rollins!

The Smackdown team hasn’t assembled yet but going by the knowledge we have now – AJ Styles has gotta be in the team surely! I expect Ziggler to be in the team too! I think it’s safe to say that the titles may not be on the line at this PPV!

WHOA!!!!! THE NEW DAY HAVE DRESSED UP AS PAPA SHANGO, KAMA MUSTAFA AND THE GODFATHER! So wait, where the hos at? SORT IT OUT!!!!

They need to get a Francesca III too!

Wait a minute – didn’t we have this 6 man tag team cruiserweight match at the PPV? No No No I need the toilet… soon come…

Ok I’m back now… look who it is – it’s Miss sexy legs herself – Charlotte! 3-time champion already… she might hit 16 times before John Cena!!!!!

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I’m glad Charlotte called out every woman on Smackdown apart from my NAOMI… because she knows Naomi will BUSS HER ARSE!!!!!

Team RAW as far as the women ill be interesting… I mean, who they got? Charlotte, Bayley, Dana… and that’s it??????? No Paige, Sasha might make it still… hold on – NIA JAX… THAT BOTTOM…AND THE BREASTS!!!!! Let’s show appreciation to this sexy @$$ straight away!

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Is it me or is Bayley stumbling on her promo?????

Talking of that BOTTOM…AND THE BREASTS!!!! Here she is! Nia Jax gonna destroy Bayley! Kill her…. KILL HER!!!!!!!!

Charlotte is right – THIS ISN’T NXT ANYMORE! This is the World Wrestling Federation! Where the big girls play!

I can see you guys looking at the Infamous Informer funny…. big girls need love too… and they got nothing to lose! They will give you the ride of your life! Sometimes those skinny gyal ain’t the one! You want that meat… nah mean!

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UH-OH! If Jericho defeats Roman Reigns, he’s gonna turn te US Title into the Canadian Title! Since my woman is Canadian… I know who I’m backing!

Should have known Kevin Owens was gonna teef… but could Rollins reunite with his former Shield bredrin??? Oh my days yes he has!!!! The crowd chanting for The Shield!!!! They were booing Reigns like 10 minutes ago! Fickle fools!

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Monday Night Raw #1211, August 8, 2016!!!

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DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

So Puff Daddy is producing the soundtrack for the new game… I saw the track listing and it looks like this:

  • Action Bronson & Joey Bada$$ (feat. Rico Love) – “What About The Rest Of Us”
  • Anderson .Paak – “Come Down”
  • Andy Black – “We Don’t Have To Dance”
  • Axwell Λ Ingrosso – “This Time”
  • Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”
  • Bring Me The Horizon – “Run”
  • FIDLAR – “Drone”
  • French Montana (feat. Kojak Black) – “Lockjaw”
  • iSHi (feat. French Montana, Wale, & Raekwon) – “We Run”
  • P. Diddy, Black Rob & Mark Curry – “Bad Boy For Life”
  • Travis Barker & Yelawolf – “Out of Control”
  • Twenty One Pilots – “Ride”
  • Yellow Claw (feat. Lil Eddie) – “We Made It”

THE GRANT SAYS: Four things – 1, I’m interested to hear the Anderson Paak track. 2, I can confirm that the Action Bronson track ‘What About The Rest Of Us’ is a great track which was played on our very own RePPiN4U HIP HOP SHOW. 3, Wu-Tang fans gonna be mad as f**k when they find out Raekwon has collaborated with Wale & French Montana, not the first time Raekwon has sought commercial appeal, and 4 – Bad Boy 4 Life is automatically the best tune on the soundtrack! AND THAT’S THE TRUTH!

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In other news: Did you see the Rio Olympic opening ceremony? Or more importantly – Did you see ANITTA?!!! The Grant Says – JENNIFER LOPEZ – MOVE YUH BACKSIDE! FIGURATIVELY  AND LITERALLY!

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RAW 1211! Why don’t they let the Infamous Informer do the hip hop side of the soundtrack and a rock soundtrack by a STC Member???

WWF PROPA TINGZ

What’s 10x better than a 20-minute promo by Triple TEEF? A 20 minute promo by Enzo & Cass! Now I feel sorry for Enzo here, because he was bussin skillz with Sasha last week…. then next minute we find out she got married! Sasha that’s cold baby girl!

Yes you cannot please everybody… I see a select few who are not feeling these two! I say HAND IN YOUR WRESTLING CARD! You attitards mean to tell me that you love everything that Road Dogg & Billy Gunn did back then but don’t rate this? YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. SERIOUSLY. GIVE ME YOUR CARD. YOU’RE DONE.

What we are seeing are four guys in Enzo & Cass, Jericho & Owens with top-notch mic skills! They are most likely to clash at the Summerslam joint!

Reading the twitter feed while  Jericho and Enzo are settling ‘It’, that is a good name – ‘JeriKO’… I can ride to that but only for this feud right here. I don’t want them to team for the long haul as Kevin Owens is too good for that. If he does I will compl… wait.. I’m NOT THAT GUY… I DON’T DO DRUGS!

The question remains – is Kevin Owens aware that Puff Daddy is in the building? Answers on a postcard please or tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Jericho – how long have you been in the game – a good 20 years at best right? So why you thought you won when you clearly didn’t hear Enzo tap or the ref call that he passed out?

They say Big Cass had ‘no choice’ but to kick down Jericho… er yes he did…. Kevin Owens was interfering, so would it not make sense for Big Cass to kick down Kevin Owens????

OH NO! Rusev is gonna rub it in to the 40-year-old virgins of the WWE Universe that he’s banging Lana on a regular now he’s put a ring on it! If I was Rusev I’d rub it in too, and wish them another 40 years of getting no pu$$y!

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While Braun Strowman beats on another CAW from WWE2K17, I’ll take this time to talk about my newest crush, the Brazilian singer Anitta… see this gir….. what the match finish already? Oh OK! I’ll promise you guys a pic of this chick who in my opinion is out to dethrone J-LO!

Wait a minute – Puff Daddy is inviting Mick Foley & The Family to the Bad Boy Tour??? Mick got good taste in music – he asked if Faith Evans gonna be there! YES MICK you just scored points from me! Just for you, here’s one of my favourite Faith Evans tunes!

When this tune used to drop in the club back in the day, your Infamous Informer would brukk out! Women would challenge him on the dance floor… aaaah the memories…

Darren Young & Titus O’Neill are fighting again so I’ll continue my stories of my past clubbing career… I remember my ex from Preston… she said to me after the club that while I disappeared to the big man’s room, women approached her and told her how ‘lucky’ she was she got me… Well THE GRANT SAYS – all you women lose because I long retired from the clubbing scene and I have a woman who loves me as much as I love her! Go back to your ‘bad boys and wannabe thugs’ who treat you wrong because that’s what you like right???

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Finally – someone worth watching! The Great Seth Rollins!

Er yeah Seth – Finn Balor is right – you was playing Pokemon Go, (and maybe taking selfies of your todger) while everybody else had to fight for the spot… suddenly I’m not feeling this promo… I know he’s supposed to get me invested in his fight with Finn Balor but.. I dunno Seth! Try again kid!

Sheamus Vs Cesaro???? Did we have this match like – last week? YES WE DID! Oh lawwd… Mick Foley you are slipping on your commissioner skills!

So while they fight let me hit you off with the Smack Talk Centre’s official theme for Summerslam, a lot better than that Flo-Rida crap let me tell ya!

I love both Sheamus and Cesaro.. but it’s like, fans say they could watch Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens feud for months… I can’t say the same for these two…

Oh man they have built this contest good eh? Randall Vs Brock Lesnar… it’s true, there’s no history between the two other than they trained at OVW, and they both became the youngest World Wrestling Federation champion… Brock is right – Randall ain’t sh!t compared in terms of accomplishments, don’t forget – Brock did what Randall failed to do at WrestleMania, but let’s not get into that! That alone puts Brock in a league of his own. Brock is a machine, but Randall has voices in his head which makes him borderline psycho… what do you think guys?!!!

Can’t lie to ya – these wrestling matches are boring me this week… just thrown together, some of them are repeats from last week… no storyline or nothing…taht’s not like me – normally I find a positive outlook on RAW… perfect time to talk about my new crush – Anitta…

See here I was watching the Rio Olympics opening ceremony, when suddenly this woman graces my screen… when I tell you my jaw dropped and my Johnson stood at attention…

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I thought – what a sexy gyal! WHAT A WOMAN! Then I took to YouTube and Twitter to find out more… YO THIS GYAL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAD PEOPLE! This woman can and will end your career if she twerks on you!

Ok this segment should give me the most joke! Let’s get back to Infamous Informer mode with this wedding ceremony between Rusev & Lana Machka!

Lana’s wedding dress though!!! she’s not supposed to show that much leg is she???? Hey I’m not complaining!

The question remains – will those two terrible singers come out to sing like they did for Triple and Stephanie?! Answers on a postcard please!

Rub it in guys! I’m just waiting for Roman Reigns to f**k it all up!

OH SNAP – The crowd chanting BORING!!!!! Oh my days!!! Yo Roman where you at rude boy?

Wait a minute – Roman Reigns gonna be the Best Man? Hold up – you know what that Best Man film is about don’t you???

Where has Reigns got these super mic skills from??? This is what I mean! Let Roman be Roman!!! He’s throwing shots left and right here!!!!

Rusev can’t take this sh!t – he goes and attacks Reigns! And look what happen – Rusev bumps into Lana and her face meets the wedding cake! NOW she looks magically delicious!

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Ok this is what I came to see! Sasha, Dana Brooke, Charlotte, you three sexy @$$£$ steal the show! Show dem how fi do it!Grant BODY RIO

Confirmed – Charlotte was champ for 309 days and never made a big deal about it…

See I would have seen the match, but my woman called me.. oh well, I could turn off RAW at this point, but NO… I don’t half @$$ my blogs to you wonderful people!

WROOOOOOOY!!!! OK that’s the best segment on RAW this week – Finn Balor’s promo on Seth Rollins, breaking down the legend of his name!!! Now THAT is how to get invested!!! Followed by another video promo by the Bullet Club who have ow discovered an epidemic called ‘ringpostitis’… LADIES! You do not want a man who suffers from that condition!

Even with Big E down, that doesn’t stop The New Day’s power of positivity… well apart from Luke Gallows… oh no they gonna give Kofi Kingston a case of RingPostItis – but Xavier Woods is like – f**k that – I will beat this chair into your chrome dome! (no chair shots to the head Grant) FOR REAL? Well kick the Bullet Club in their cratches then!

Yes, RAW wasn’t supposed to focus on the GMs, but Vincent Kennedy did also say – ‘even if you break the law’, and the crowd seem to love Danny Bryan!

I don’t get it – why would Rusev interrupt this segment right here? He looks dressed to fight! He can’t crush Danny Bryan? Has he gone insane? Cesaro – you are going about this the wrong way! Yes you would get a championship opportunity if you beat Sheamus last week, but the US TITLE was not what the IWC had in mind!!!!

Talking of Sheamus – he tried to teef!!! Cesaro hit the neutralizer super move but the ref was down! Cesaro had the match won!

Sheamus f**ked it up for Cesaro… well the Grant says.. RAW was boring this week, slow-paced, I thought Sasha, Dana and Char- Roman Reigns with a spear to Rusev at the end of the match – BLAOW!!!!

Ok as I was saying… RAW only started to get better 2.5 hours later in the show… that’s not good enough cretins! The quicker you get your cruiser weight jump off going the better.

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Monday Night Raw #1209, July 25, 2016!!!

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…And STILL!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, DEAN AMBROSE!

I was wondering why the internet was so quiet, but I’m glad you guys finally got your Shield orgy… CAN WE MOVE ALONG NOW PLEASE?

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In other news… I’m still without internet, (Or electric or food for that matter) so this blog is based on the highlights of RAW… so I warn you now, eating a snickers WILL NOT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

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It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, and it’s a new era…. For me!!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

When in doubt, blame Reigns…. look at his face – he looks like he wants to hit a superman punch in Stephanie’s mouth! That’s why there’s no champion on RAW folks! Seriously Roman Reigns I have a new theme song for you… I’ll unleash it later…

BACKSIDE! So there’s two Fatal4Way matches. winner faces each other in the main event on RAW, winner of that faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam for the Universal Championship? Wait – that means Seth can go out and play Pokemon Go while these guys battle it out?

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Trust me – if Roman Reigns came down to this… He’d get over ONE TIME!

FOR REAL? They gonna put on my girl Nia Jax now? YES! Oh lawd she just shown that poor girl how to do it… When that turkey thigh of Nia’s lands on your t!tt!£$ there should be a Mortal Kombat X-ray effect word up!

FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Cesaro VS Finn Balor Vs Kevin Owens Vs Rusev!

WORD!!!! Rusev positions himself underneath Balor & Owens, turns a superplex into a massive powerbomb off the top! Cesaro, Balor and Owens mash-up!

In the end, Balor hits the Coup de grace on Rusev! Spread your arms out people – Balor advances!

Second FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns Vs Sami Zayn Vs Chris Jericho Vs Sheamus!

See this is why I can NEVER boo Roman Reigns and why I keep it 100… doing that Undertaker like move over the top ropes crashing on Sheamus, Zayn and Jericho, it just tells me that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. All Y’all are sheep, gotta catch Pokémon zombies!

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Y2J Hoping to give Reigns the gift of Jericho and drink it in, dashes for him – Reigns jumps over him showing great agility, comes off the ropes – spear – BLAOW!!!! Reigns advances! Haters shut the f**k up!

Thank god those stupid outcasts are no more… they were my bathroom break word up! Enter Mr irrelevant – Curtis Axel… yep that sounds about right – mash him up Neville!

He calls himself that because he was the last pick in the draft… if it is any consolation Curtis your friend Heath Slater is still sitting there in the draft room waiting to be picked!

Heath Slater unpicked

Look at the state of his eye god dayuuuuuum! That must have been a mean uppercut from DEEBO!

“NEGATIVITY WON’T AFFECT US, CLAP ‘CAUSE IT’S INFECTIOUS…” – The New Day

Well THE GRANT SAYS Xavier you did look kinda shook from the Wyatts! But hey, I’ll play along… New Day longest reigning tag team champions! it’s a celebration! B!TCHES – Show the New Day your t!tt!£$!

OH MY DAYS they added the clip with Triple & Stephanie twerking! DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

WHO WANTS TO BE AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE NEW DAY? As much as I love them, it’s not gonna be The Infamous Informer you know why? The Infamous Informer is a man of pride, and the Infamous Informer does not TWERK!

(he will whine up against a kriss gyal and make the wallpaper strip though….)

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OH NO!!!! The Bullet Club have come for the New Day or more so, their W….W….E… WORLD…. TAG…. TEAM… CHAMPIONSHIPS!

They hit the Magic Killer on BIG E – BLAOW!!!!

Now it’s just hit me what could possibly happen… but I gotta see how SmackDown plays out first…

NO NOT THE HONORARY NEW DAY MEMBER!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU! See this is the part where Jim Ross would normally go off on one! Because that man has a family who loves him!

They spat in the New Day shirts And threw them at the dude! DISRESPECT! If that was me I would have jumped over the barricade and throwing lefts and rights! I KNOW WING CHUN IP MAN KUNG FU!

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What has Braun Strowman done to his headtop? And when did local competitors from WWE LIVEWIRE get drafted on RAW? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me at @MZATheInfamous!

Yo WWE – I heard Enzo & Cass quoted my boys (Wu-Tang) in their promo again this week! So why you showing me highlights of their match with the Shining Stars? Their highlights are the promos they drop! FIX UP!!!!!!

Charlotte must defend her title against Sasha Banks! A lot sooner than I imagined! I was hoping for a Summerslam jump off!

With the Universal Championship about to jump off, are we gonna have the same for the tag titles and women’s championship on Smackdown?

OH SNAP! Charlotte with the women’s title in Sasha’s face like ‘ you will never have this!’ Sasha kicked it out her hand and rushed her.. LIKE A BOSS!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Sasha using the Eddie Guererro LIE CHEAT & STEAL TECHNIQUE! She threw the belt at Dana, Sasha throws herself on the floor like she got clocked in the head with the belt, the referee throws Dana out the building!!!! Sasha killin the full set of teet!!!

UNBELIVABLE! Charlotte jumps off top ropes, reverse moonsault and takes Sasha down!

Wait a minute, Charlotte goes for the cover… on the outside? This isn’t falls count anywhere is it? If not – why you IWC fools not clowning her like you did Cameron when she pinned Naomi’s t!tt!£$ on the mat????

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OH SNAP! SASHA GOT THE BANK STATEMENT SUPER MOVE ON CHARLOTTE! It’s curtains for her now!!!!

SASHA BANKS – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!

Roman Reigns Vs Finn Balor! Winner faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam!

Roman starts the match off aggressively here, throws Balor around the ring like a rag doll! Clubbing him in the corner! What a vicious, violent side to Roman Reigns here!

Finn Balor is playing counter technique! He has to out manuever the big man!

Reigns going for the Razor’s Edge Powerbomb but gets countered into a pinning predicament!

GOOD LORD! Reigns counters into one powerbomb, still holding on into a sit-down powerbomb! THIS IS THE MAN YOU BOO??? I PITY YOU… SERIOUSLY!

Balor kicks out and Reigns is smiling about it!!! There’s plenty of fight left in the kid!

Balor gaining momentum! Jumps off top ropes – hits the coup de grace – BLAOW!!!

1,2 AND….. BUMBACLART!!!! FINN BALOR IS GOING TO SUMMERSLAM! Where’s the Summerslam logo so he can point to it?!!!!!! And it was his birthday too! Imagine all that on his debut in the main roster!

SPREAD YOUR ARMS PEOPLE! THIS IS HUGE! Just when the IWC were jerking off from the Shield orgy from Battleground, they must have blasted their semen with this one! ONE MUTHAF***A DON’T LIKE IT – VINCE RUSSO… Just wait til STC FROM THE UK on BDSIR NETWORK THIS WEEKEND… I’m gonna BURN HIS SOUL LIKE ETHER!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1200, May 23, 2016!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ROMAN REIGNS HATERS: Put your hand in your pocket. Pull out your wallet and open it up. See your wrestling card next to your bank card? Take it out and give it to me. YOU ARE A F**K!N FOOL – OK! Roman Reigns and AJ Styles put on a war. The Miz steps up his game against Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens & Cesaro. Dana Brooke combines her force with Charlotte. The Bullet Club brukk up the Usos. Jericho calls you fans ‘stupid idiots’ after finds himself in a bed of thumb tacks, Rusev near broke Kalisto in half. Seth Rollins has come back for his championship belt. And there you are STILL COMPLAINING. F**k out my face like Man Utd said to Van Gaal!

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In other news, I shed no tears. Since both Cody and Adam Rose asked for their releases, I wish them well, as I won’t miss them, I might miss Eden though… just a little bit…

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RAW #1200! As we enter the forbidden battle that is finally about to unfold after 3 years on the making… Roman Reigns Vs Seth Rollins!

LET’S START THIS SH!T BALTIMORE! SETH ROLLINS IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!

Uh-oh he has a point! You muthaf***az were cussing out Rollins while he was champion… called him wWWF PROPA TINGZeak, a coward, hiding behind the authority… but you missed him right? If Seth switches on you… OH SH!T HE HAS!!!! All your fan mail got set on fire! See that’s what happens when you don’t keep it real jabronies! The Infamous Informer is the realest ninja alive, THAT’S OFFICIAL!

Here’s my dude  Roman Reigns!!! he didn’t say a rarse and now Shane is here! At least let me eat my peanuts yo!

THE HOT MONEY IN THE BANK JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns the champion! Seth Rollins the challenger, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Sami Zayn vs Sheamus… one of them gonna be in the match… I love Sheamus but Sami Zayn – your time now!

The Brogue kick is NO MATCH for the Helluva kick!!! Sami advances!!! Sheamus is in the dustbin this year!

For real Sheamus? You just gonna beat on my dude Apollo Uhaa  for no reason? you have an iron clad respect from me but you don’t beat on my dude! But wait – didn’t I say that Crews & Sheamus would clash a few weeks ago??? I suggest you check out my past blogs on Cage Amateurs UK or on Fox Sports 1340am!

Er New Day…. it’s not RAW’s birthday… I mean, we celebrating 1200 episodes I understand that… but RAW’s birthday is the same as the Infamous Informer’s birthday – January 11!!!! I turned 13 that day RAW started! Do your googles wrestling fans!

I AM THE REALEST NINJA ALIVE THAT’S OFFICIAL!

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…and then there were three!!! I predicted at least one of those Social Outcast muthaf***az would be fired!!!

OH NO! They got Heath Slater’s b!tch @$$ with the birthday cake!!! That’s what he gets for trying to ruin sh!t for the New Day!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! The Miz with his annoying @$$, vs Cesaro!!! Maryse stop your noise and get this d!ck in your mouth!!

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The Miz getting uppercutted in his jaw bone from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST!!! That’s it Cesaro – KILL HIM!!!!

Cesaro is killing Miz with so much uppercuts, that Maryse may have to sing that tune by  Obie Trice – you gotta have some teeth!

Ceasro qualifies! I should bloody think so after all those uppercuts! Hey – anybody seen Obie Trice? Real name no gimmicks??? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE!!! TWEET ME @MZATheInfamous!

Seth – I don’t blame you for wanting to hug Stephanie!!! The girl was in my dreams last week though did I tell you? She was all up on me, feeling on The Grant’s Strudel… she and Eva Marie??? I still haven’t figured out what that dream meant… it will manifest soon I’m sure of it!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! You mean to tell me Apollo Crews is still out here smiling and sh!t after he got ambushed by Sheamus for no reason?? Come on WWE come better than this! Anyway I would like to see Crews win but I’d rather Jericho get through so that Crews can mash-up Sheamus… in other words…

WHOEVER LOSES… I WIN!!!

Excellent – Jericho hit the Codebreaker super move on Crews… now Crews can deal with Sheamus!

Ketch Sheamus watching the match! He likes that sh!t!

AAAAH SHEEEEEEEET!!! Now THAT’S A RETURN!!! F**K ROLLINS – It’s all about Enzo Amore!!! HOW YOU DOIN MY G???!!!

While Big Cass puts the beats on Bubba Ray Dudley… here’s a pic of Eden… FOR NO REASON!

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Dana Brooke got t!tt!£$, Charlotte got legs… and there is that dastardly Ric Flair! This is what I’ve come to see! Where’s my ice cream???!!!

Sorry Dana, you can’t walk down the ramp in those heels! I figured it out what is so sexually

appealing about Charlotte! I have a thing about tall women.. I always have… and I’m 6 ft 3!

How is the crowd gonna chant ‘boring’ to Ric Flair??? So disrespectful!GRANT BODY PHENOM

WHOA!!!! Charlotte turned on her father???? I get it – it was
YOU who said Charlotte is too much like her father and they should split up… unbelievable! Ric Flair is crying and sh!t! She just said – “you are dead to me” to Ric Flair! I’m not sure I can continue this blog! Even Charlotte has joined the Flair Files! THIS IS ALL SHAD’S FAULT!!!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Deano vs Ziggler! Deano all the way here!

So the storyline goes that Corbin is all about ruckus, and he’s not down with the technical wrestling matches… Ziggler wants to show him the beauty of a technical wrestling match… sounds like jabs and right hooks at the IWC if you ask me!

Ambrose advances to the MITB! Talking of the IWC… their dream could be realised as all three former Shield members could all collide… personally I think it’s corny but hey, whatever makes you happy right?

THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! I think Kevin Owens wants some! MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF!

AJ Styles gives Roman props!!! I bet you don’t like that right? Well you haven’t been in the ring with him – so SHUT THE F**K UP!

Sheeeet…. The Bullet Club is done too??? Styles is gonna do him and Gallows & Anderson gonna do them? Ok this has changed everything!!! Hey Wardle – we need to chat!

Oh my days that was brilliant! Mike Cole doing his job and Kevin Owens is like “Shut up Cole I can hear you!!!!”

The first powerbomb onto the steel steps may have sealed Styles fate… because the second pop up powerbomb got Owens into the MITB match! 5 guys in! 2 slots to fill! Who is going in! best tune into Smackdown!

Well you guys can… I got better things to do than watching wrestling all blodclart day!

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Monday Night Raw #1197, May 2, 2016

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you’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own!!!!

I stand before you a man with a headache. You know those headache’s you actually enjoy, because you just celebrated history been made. Leicester’s premiership victory was like the Karate Kid fairytale. It was like the Redman & Method Man concert in Birmingham O2 Institute last week. It was like The Undertaker when he hit 21-0 against CM Princess Peach B!tch… (the sweetest streak victory in my opinion!) You know the women of Leicester are getting the most sex this week!

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In other news, Roman Reigns is STILL your World Wrestling Federation Champion! And oh yeah – SHUDDUP!

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RAW #1197! By the way did I mention The Ryback is my favourite wrestler now??? HAHAHAHAHA GRANT BODY-P!

WWF PROPA TINGZStephanie you sexy as f**k but what’s in the bag? You bought the Infamous Informer something? a PS4 with Street Fighter V? You’re too kind!

Oh it’s for Shane… oh snap it’s that picture frame that Vincent Kennedy broke! Sheeeet – hang it up Shane (the picture that is!)

I don’t exactly understand why Kevin Owens wants to re-focus on the Intercontinental Championship… at the same time, I understand that Money Innah Bank soon come.

Where are the Gucci shoes Mr Cesaro??? Aaah sh!t he makes a case about been screwed out the Intercontinental Championship! LET’S DO THIS SH!T! Winner becomes #1 contender!

Don’t start the match yet – let me grab my pizzas from out the oven!

Oh dear – if The Miz & Maryse are gonna be so annoying at ringside, then no wonder Kevin Owens and Cesaro had to uppercut the glasses off Miz’s Money Maker! Sami Zany gets involved, then holds the Intercontinental Title in the air, and the spirit of Danny Bryan is felt in St Louis!

Meanwhile…Stephanie McMahon is seen flirting with Deano… and in the Ambrose Asylum… she says Deano can ask her anything… ANYTHING??? Deano rustling his hands like ‘now you’re talking’! GOD DAYUUUUUM! The first question I’d ask her.. is ‘can I get some pu$$y???’

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Oh hell naw they gonna team R-Truth with Tyler Battybwoy? I’m surprised Goldust doesn’t fancy him… Oh no he found a tag team partner… what a downgrade… Fandango went from Summer Rae… to an upgrade in Layla (which I might add – got Fandango on my bad side eternally) to Rosa Mendes, to Goldust???? This is the part where I take a long sheeeeet!

You can watch this video while I’m gone…

Yeah I know… random…

Due to Enzo being shut down temporarily, Big Cass becomes a New Day member for the week! That is cool! Now beat down these Vaudevillian fools! (the Dudley Boyz are not fools though…) It is a real shame that the tournament sponsored by Booty-Os got shut down like that.

This match is cool but where’s my favourite wrestler – The Ryback????!!!!

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You know it would have been a mark out moment if Roman Reigns said ‘The question is, can the three of you take on the three of us?’ And instead of the Usos, Rollins and Ambrose appeared… but that can wait!

Oh snap! I wasn’t gonna write about this but Emma defeated Becky Lynch! WHOA! They are really changing sh!t up aren’t they!GRANT BODY PHENOM

HERE WE GO!!!!! This is what I came to see! Nope – not Ric Flair – not the Ryback – but the Ambrose Asylum! Do us proud Deano! Ask Steph the dirtiest questions!!!

Maybe he won’t… I mean… Renee Young though… and she wears a B.I.G. t-shirt…

Hmmm why is Stephanie acting so nice all of a sudden???? And is Deano playing mind games here?

Oh snap! Stephanie can’t cancel the Ambrose Asylum???? And she brought back the Highlight reel? But Steph – Jericho cusses you on a regular basis! Er… I don’t understand this!

FOR REAL! Titus O’Neill is back! He won’t touch Vincent Kennedy again! And there’s no League of Nations! and Baron Corbin enters the arena! There’s my champion! It would have been Titus but…

Battle Royal US title jump off! Winner fights Kalisto!

Hold up – Apollo Crews is in there! Er… I change my pick!

Wait a minute – Corbin is eliminated by Ziggler, and Apollo Crews eliminated by Sheamus… that makes things interesting!

Oh dear! Zack Ryder getting stamped out by the… can I call em League of Nations??? I could for about 20 seconds!

Ryder & Rusev – last guys in the battle royal! COME ON RUSEV! Don’t let this fool win! Rusev has DONE IT! Here comes Lana with her sexy @$$! Get back the title and start the second reign of terror!

Calling it now – Rusev defeats Kalisto… then John Cena comes back on Memorial Day because Lana & Rusev start calling the crowd ‘Stupid Americans!’ Just like that – Cena drops the AA on Rusev again and then the John Cena invitational starts again! Remember I told ya!

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OH NO! Turns out that Charles Robinson is apart of the Flair family! Lil’ Naitch! TEEEEEEEEF!!! It all comes together now! There’s something about that leggy Charlotte… ah that’s right – it IS her legs! You know I have a weakness for women with long legs! I gotta a song for you Charlotte and your long legs… it goes a lil something like this… bring your sexy legs here…

She keeps looking at me
So now she gon’ get it
She want it
And by the wonderful moaning
That makes a beautiful night, baby
What a beautiful life, baby!

GRANT BODY-P!

Uh oh – somebody is bex! I don’t think Nattie has come out to ch… or maybe she has… oh no she’s out to cuss Ric! Take it easy Nattie!

Why has Ric Flair took off his jacket???!!!! NO! Nattie put Ric in the sharpshooter! Watch his ticker! Because when the clock goes tick…

I smell an I Quit match between Nattie & Charlotte at the Extreme Rules joint! Don’t you!

Ok – I can ryde to a submission match… but Ric Flair banned from ringside? No Stephanie that’s preposterous! You need to re-think this!

Ok main event jump off! The Roman Empire Vs The Bullet Club! AAHHH SH!T It’s about to go down!

Bullet Club wins the ruckus! But Styles ain’t tryna use the steel chair! But he used it on the Usos! Roman saw it! Oh dear Styles you gonna get f**ked up!

OH SNAP!!! Roman sets Styles up, powerbomb through the table! BLAOW!!!! GOOD LORD! You don’t f**k with Roman’s fam!

Roman haters I put this to you… If you saw somebody beating on your family, would you or would you not snap and beat out that person’s blodclart? If you still boo Roman – YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM!

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Monday Night Raw #1196, April 25, 2016!!!

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What the f**k is going on I can’t go to sleep,

Eddie’s mamacita is gone I couldn’t go to sleep,

First the king, then the queen, now the prince it’s hard to go to sleep,

Me and ‘Mrs Jones’ don’t have a thing going on I can’t go to sleep…

Shout out to ‘Mrs Jones’… she knows who she is… hell, she’s not even a wrestling fan so she won’t be reading this… but STC’s Susan Brunton might have an idea who she is, hell – she was in her class back in school days… I’m just thinking back 20 years ago how things might have been in an alternate world… the way we were?? Me & ‘Mrs Jones’ would have at least 6 kids by now!

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In other news, fans are anticipating how RAW is gonna start this week… will we see a video package dedicated to Chyna? Will the bell toll 10 times? Or will it just be one screen saying Joanie Laurer 1969 – 2016… whatever WWE does, it’s bound to be met with scrutiny…

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RAW #1196! It’s a Great Day In the Mourning! TIME TO GET PAYBACK!

WWF PROPA TINGZWhoa… no 10 bell salute… yo my hands are clean, maybe it’s a good idea to turn off every notification in wrestling groups… yep… I have assignments to complete! And I will have seen Method Man & Redman live…

So much for ‘not sticking around’… see that’s what happens when you believe the dirty dirt sheets! Shane gonna jump off the show!

UH-OH!!!! Look who is here! Stephanie!!!! Oh no… don’t tell me she gonna be like ‘get the hell out of my ring!!!!’

Oh no! Stephanie is a Hartford baby!!! Put some respeck on her name!!!!

Vincent Kennedy is gonna decide if Shane or the Authority gonna run RAW! Oh no… that Triple TEEF is gonna come back with his hammer at the Payback joint!

SWITCH! Shane sent security after Stephanie and dashed her out the building! yes he can so that – he’s still in charge at least til Payback!

So good to hear Sheamus music entrance again… unless they can turn this League of Nations rubbish around then I say shut it down…

Catch the outfits of Gallows & Anderson! They mean business!!!! Someone getting f**ked up on RAW I can assure you!

OH NO! The New Day quoted Birdman and Prince! Leave it to the hottest faces in the company! Wait a minute – the Vaudevillians say they gonna party like it’s 1899???? They can’t do that! I bet Enzo & Cass gonna party like it’s 2099! And you can’t teach that muthaf***a!

Look at The New Day loving this!!!! Doesn’t matter who wins…. the fans win here!!!

Ok Usos… you guys are great and always are… but the Bullet club mans are gonna destroy you! My advice…Just stick and move… wear them down… use the distraction roll up and get the f**k outta there!

What do I know? I’m just a fan who has never laced a pair of boots and always got food by my side watching this wrestling sh!t on a computer! The difference between me & you? I make this look good!

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“They (Gallows, Anderson, AJ Styles) were part of a ‘club’ down there (Japan)”… that’s it go ahead and complain that Mike Cole is told not to address them as the ‘bullet club’! Knock yourself out! I should be watching this match examining their fighting style, and there is ‘bullet club’ chants from the Hartford Connecticut crowd!

The Bullet Club, ready to finish the Uso brudda… and Roman Reigns came through and rushed the ring! He’s still about that injustice!

***the remainder of this blog will be caught up on WWE.Com, since the stream decided to f**k up… and that’s not good… I got such a busy week! Yes it’s assignment week, and you know how that is!***

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Check it out! Lana is back with Rusev at ringside! But now I’m playing catch up, so answers on a postcard please – did Lana tell the fans to SHUT-TUP??? Did she signal for the Rusev Crush? And did she do this pictured below?

Lana stretch

Because if she didn’t… that’s why Rusev lost to Sami Zayn!!!! Sorry Melina, you have been dethroned as the most flexible woman in WWE history!

I’m sorry, I just can’t help but think that Stardust Vs Apollo Crews is this generation’s Goldust Vs Ahmed Johnson…

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…and if you remember that feud… you would be glad that the product today is now PG!

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“What do I do? I win matches, I make history, I demand respect…”  Sounds like Jericho is on that delusional birdbwoy sh!t too!

Dean Ambrose should kneel down and kiss Jericho’s $1500 boots? One, the boots look bruk down, my trainers are in better condition! And I’ve had them for two years! And two, this ain’t 1995 fool!!!

Well Jericho demanded an apology right? Well in true WWE Attitude style (gasp!! he said it!! -) Get over yourself jabroni – Deano apologized for whuppin Jericho’s @$$!

THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!  THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Ooooooh that’s gotta be extra painful I mean… it’s on the ANNOUNCE TABLE! Quick! Call the ambulance to come and pick up the people!

HAHAHAHAHA That dutty Ric Flair! He likes what he sees! And I’m not talking about the wrestling contest! I’m talking about Emma! He looks like he wants some of that flamin’ gallar!GRANT BODY PHENOM

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Natalya makes Emma tap out to the sharpshooter! Charlotte doesn’t look impressed! I’ll tell who does look impressed – RIC FLAIR! Not only does he want the flamin gallar, he wants some Canadian Maple Syrup!!!!

I’m calling it now – The Miz & Rusev will feud somwhere down the road. The fact of the matter is this – we all love Lana. Lana & Rusev gonna turn face at some point remember I told ya… if Maryse is looking to get physical I can definitely see it coming…

“I am used to being criticized by the faceless, nameless, anonymous internet trolls and tough guys…” WHOA!!!!! Mike Mizanin I’m gonna put some RESPECK ON YOUR NAME!

So Cesaro thinks he’s some James Bond figure? The women love the Swiss Superman! I think it’s cheesy (oh wait – get it!!!) but hey… it works so run with it!

These guys using cheesy movie quotes and sh!t! They would have fit well at WrestleMania 21… All those classic movie sketches they did? That was cool… even Undertaker did one!

AAAAAH SH!T I was hoping Cesaro would havbe took the challenge! Could he giant swing The Miz with Maryse laid on top of him sideways??? Best save that for WrestleMania 33 right??!!!

Haha Cesaro held the IC belt high, gave it back to Maryse, left the rng and fixed his jacket! SUPERB!

Before we head into Roman Reigns Vs Bertie, let’s take a look at Chyna’s career…

Big respect to Chyna, she set off a lot of sh!t broke down walls… I mean, first Royal Rumble entrant as a female, first female intercontinental champion… and she re-invented the kick in the d!ck (Shout out to STC’s Nicola Hardwick!) If only Chyna kicked death in the d!ck…

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Roman Reigns shows that distraction roll ups don’t work on him! Sorry Bertie, the Bullet Club’s appearance is not enough! Use all your skills!

Where the Uso’s at???? Get out here and help your cuzo! Yo Jimmy! Send Naomi to me I GOT THIS!

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This is so interesting! AJ Styles is like – nah nah I got this!  But Roman is keeping his wits about him! Superman Punch to Styles – BLAOW! Bullet Club back in… putting the beatdown to Reigns, then Styles comes through with the phenomenal forearm – BLAOW!

OH SNAP! I think Finn Balor trolled you jabronies! Lost his title and told you ‘see you Monday…’ so there you were jerking off and look what happen! He could have meant another NXT signing! He could have meant see you down at the coffee shop! He could have meant – see you at O2 Academy Birmingham for the Redman & Method Man show!

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Monday Night Raw #1191, March 21, 2016!!!

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I stand before you an ashamed wrestling fan. Yeah I said it. I am disgusted to be apart of this community. I put it to you. I’m not a father but I am a proud uncle. Suppose one day I decided to take my niece and nephew to a local indie wrestling show, and the performers act like they gonna drop the people’s elbow but instead takes down his draws and reveals his sexual reproductive system for everyone to see, knowing that it’s filmed? Doesn’t look good does it? SORT YOUR SH!T OUT JABRONIES!

In other news, Sting denies any form of retirement… at least for now… looks like my STC From The UK co-host’s celebrations were premature…

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RAW #1191! Have you heard of Fifth Harmony? Nah, me neither, but I googled em… they can come to WrestleMania ANYTIME!

WWF PROPA TINGZI wonder why Stephanie looks so happy? Oh yeah I forgot – I GOT IN THAT PU$$Y And turned into the chojin!!!!

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Oh dear Triple is not at RAW! We got 60 seconds to get refund! I didn’t put my hand in my pocket – did you???

Sheeeet! Roman Reigns doesn’t come down the stairs anymore! You jabronies hope he turns heel… I told you last week – ABANDON HOPE! What you think he’s gonna do – I already beat up Stephanie’s pum-pum!

How did Roman Reigns manage to silence Stephanie??? I mean I was gonna use a pillow but…

Stephanie tried to slap him! Roman used his kung fu and blocked it! “Now I’m the authority!”

You are still deluded… aren’t you? How is a ‘Double Turn’ (between Reigns & Triple) gonna work? Please wrestling fans… USE YOUR BENEFIT OF INTELLECT!

Crack open the Jaffa Cakes and the Supermalt – AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens! Y’all ready for some wrestling??? Sure you are… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

How did Styles kick out of Kevin Owens frog splash? Er it’s very simple really… he used his chi and wrestling instincts and combined his mental and physical prowess and kicked out at 2! YES AJ Styles can do it too muthaf***a!

How does chanting for AJ Styles make you LOSE the match? If you are not the fans and you are Chris Jericho! You guys need to sort a stipulation for this sh!t!

Where is Ziggler going? In fact where is The Miz going? All of a sudden these muthaf***az wanna test Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Title? I thought Sami Zayn had beef with Owens?

Here he is! Mr Zayn! Ok just throw all these muthaf***az in a ladder match for big BIG WrestleMania!

Well KO is hoping that those three jabronies can battle it out for the chance… Well, Ziggler, Zayn and Miz could make for a fantastic contest!

Talking of jabronies… are you STILL negative about WrestleMania??? Are you still throwing ignorant memes? Well meme no more… first Mick Foley gives Deano a bat with barbed wire, now Terry Funk gives Deano a chainsaw???? Er Brock… I never thought I’d say this but… YUH GOOSE COOK!

Is it me or Kevin Owens sound intimidated when he was speaking to Stephanie? HAHAAHAHA!

New Day Rocks so much that even the League of Nations have to laugh at their promos! New Day Killing em! They just said to Sheamus – they could have named him ‘Stephen’! Er… that IS HIS NAME RIGHT??!!!

Oh no! As Rusev is getting beat down by Big E, Xavier sends for Francesca II! I think it’s safe to say that the New Day have turned face under our noses folks!

Wait a minute… Vincent Kennedy has an announcement regarding Hell In Ah Cell? Ok this is the part where I get nervous… not around the Wyatt fools though… they talking sh!t as usual…sounds like at least for the moment, Braun Strowman wants to test Deano… if Deano is bringing his new gifts with him, Braun Strowman will become Doodoo Brown Strowman!

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By calling yourselves ‘Voltron’ Social Outcasts… you have insulted the Wu-Tang Clan. That is something you just don’t do!

NOW Look what you done! FYYYYRE!!! IT’S KANE!!!! Dashed those Social idiots out! Then chokeslammed The Big show from the top ropes – BLAOW! There’s my dude for the Andre the Giant Battle Royal jump off this year!

WHAAAART? Fandango still works here? I suppose he gotta get that WrestleMania money… that’s it Jericho…. KILL HIM… wouldn’t it be crazy if AJ Styles came out chanting ‘Y2J’ and throw him off his game and have Fandango win? It would be HUGE!

WHOA!!! What the rarse did I just say! AJ Styles chants ‘Y2JACK@$$!’ but Jericho was still able to win… come on now stipulation!!!!

“I’d love to see that at WrestleMania…” NO YOU DON’T MIKE COLE! You saw it already how many blodclart times!

Yo they are hyping up this Hell In A Cell match with all these promos and what both Shane and Undertaker can do… aaaah sh!t the hype is real people! Whoever Loses – I WIN! Shane wins… he takes control of the company. Undertaker wins, I TAKE CONTROL of theGrant Body Pcompany! Whatever the outcome… I WIN!!!!

Hold up – How come Kevin Owens is switching this up! How come he’s announcing Stardust, Sin Cara & Zack Ryder???

Uh-Oh! Sami Zayn gonna deal with the case! Miz & Ziggler are on their way too! Yes – throw the lot of em in the ladder match! DO IT STEPHANIE!

Everybody needs a WrestleMania pay check right???

Calling it now – Either Owens will retain, or Sami Zayn becomes the next Intercontinental champion…. the feud will continue into a personal one on one situation between the two at the Backlash joint. (Extreme Rules Grant) – yeah yeah I know! For those jabronies who think Zack Ryder gonna win… ABANDON HOPE!

Check it out, Stephanie calls Triple to pick her up, they about to leave the building. Just as the car pulls off, look who’s waiting… Roman Reigns! He wants to beat down Triple’s Blodclart! Roman is so lucky it wasn’t 15 years ago when Triple had 10 men behind him! But makes his escape! He gonna get his hammer for sure!

So while Natalya and Charlotte compete in the ring, and Sasha and Becky are squabbling on commentary, lets throw up a pic of my wife who got away… look at her soul glow!

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While R-Truth fights Bubba Ray Dudley, we got breaking news from the bossman of the BDSIR NETWORK – MIKE KNOXXX! He has a special interview with the man called Kevin Owens! The World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion! It is a CANNOT MISS episode! Tuesday 5pmEST 9pmUK – DROP THE BOMB ON EM! (Download links available after the show!)

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UH-OH!!! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE!!! This is it… this is where I get nervous with the announcement…

WHOA! Shane could be Undertaker’s most formidable WrestleMania opponent??? More than Brock? Triple? MICHAELS???? Are you sure Vince?

Now Vincent Kennedy has said it now! Vince’s b!tch? If Undertaker doesn’t win, it will be his ‘last’ WrestleMania??? What does that mean? Undertaker retires? Or Undertaker just cannot compete at WrestleMania? Oh F**k… I knew this was gonna happen!

Suddenly I cannot write anymore… give me a moment… or a week for that matter…

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Monday Night Raw #1183, January 25, 2016!!!

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Can I be the first to say…. TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! Right there are still a number of you who still don’t understand what the word ‘TEEF’ means… it’s Jamaican slang, and I will break it down here and now.

According to the Urban Dictionary… Literally means ‘damn thief’ but is more used in a situation where someone is trying to rip you off. 

1) Jamaican slang for “to steal”

2) When you feel you’ve been cheated or conned and is unfair. Used a lot when playing video games, especially fighting ones.

And that’s what ‘TEEF ‘ means people… Triple H is one of the best heels to ever do it, and that’s what Triple did at the Royal Rumble. He ‘ripped you off’. He ‘stole’ the championship because he’s a corporate employee, the WWE superstars were conned, cheated, the opportunity was unfair…GET IT?! Unfortantely there are a number of jabronies who failed to do the knowledge and grasp the fundamental rule of professional wrestling: WRESTLING IS STORYLINE. So when I hear some you complain, and then even come up with ‘what they should have done’ or ‘what they must do next’ BELIEVE ME… YOU DO NOT MAKE SENSE.

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RAW #1182! I am the Infamous Informer, you ain’t got to agree with me, you ain’t got to like me, but YOU WILL RESPECT MY CONGLOMERATE!!!

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I expect RAW to open up with Triple saying something like: ‘I AM THE GAME-ERRRR, I AM THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION -ERRRR, AND I GOT A 2 DOLLAR HOE OF A WIFE-ERRRRRR!!!!’

Really? Are people actually asking why Triple needs to be champion?? Obviously a lot more people have not done the knowledge! Really WWE Universe are you THAT retarded?

Simple – he doesn’t need to be champion!!! DYAM ARSE! Y’all act like you forgot what happened at the TLC joint! When Roman mash up Triple! It’s all revenge – FOOL!

We can’t do anything about Triple as the champion it seems! Complaining on the internet is useless! It feels like late 1999/2000 all over again!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Crowd chanting for Roman…. then Vincent Kennedy interjects – “That’s not the respect we’re talking about – SHUDDUP!!!”

Wait a minute what about the 30 day defense clause??? (he’s the C.O.O. of the company he can do what he wants!) Oh BLAST! Turns out he’s not defending at Fast Lane, instead will be a #1 contender’s match… winner goes to WrestleMania…

You see what I mean??? TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

It also means the ‘dream’ is dead as far as a match with Triple Vs The Rock this year….

Too many Roman Reigns quotes by The Authority!!! This #1 contenders match is pointless – we know it’s Triple Vs Reigns at WrestleMania… and dude is gonna win… I dunno man 100,000+ fans at the AT&T Stadium in Dallas, Texas and millions watching around the world know this is a no-brainer… saying that most of you are retarded…

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Great contest between Dolph Ziggler & Kevin Owens yet again… I know some of you think I’m starting to like Ziggler – Well yeah…. ON TOTAL DIVAS! Because that’s what he is quite frankly…

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As a hip hop fan I’m not even gonna attempt to watch the ‘rap battle’ between Flo Rida and Bo Dallas… this blog is brought to you courtesy of RePPiN4U: Represent The Real Hip Hop – key word – REAL – The Cage Amateurs UK, who don’t play that phony rubbish when fighters make their way to the octagon and Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell, where their esteemed journalists are REAL Hip Hop fans! We don’t do that nonsense over here!

Welcome to the big league AJ STYLES! Yes I know the IWC don’t necessarily see WWE that way… a lot of em think the NJPW is the sheeeet…and hey – I’m not arguing with them! But I’m a WWE guy, I’m not gonna get jokes watching the New Japan joint so… welcome to the big league AJ STYLES! Your opponent – Chris Jericho!

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This is the second time I am actually seeing AJ Styles fight (first time was at WrestleKingdom 10) and I can see why the fans are getting their jerk on! Hopefully this will totally kill the CM Princess Peach B!tch chants…

AJ Styles out wrestled Jericho! For those who don’t know like me… this guy is serious! To think… Austin Aries and Samoa Joe are here too! And big BIG WrestleMania 32 soon come!

Aaaah yes… Becky Lynch Vs Sasha Banks… brings back memories hey NXT fans???!!!

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Hey by the way who said Sasha was injured??? And where’s Sasha’s Team BAD sistrins? I thought it was all about UNITY??? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Wait a minute Becky & Sasha were having a good old competitive wrestling contest! Why Charlotte interfering for??? Yo shout out to Charlotte daddy – RIC FLAIR! He got in Becky’s tongue at the Royal Rumble… and did a strut after that! HE IS DA MAN!!!

 

Becky would get it – no doubt! GRANT BODY-P!

Everytime I miss an episode of RAW due to circumstances beyond my control The Rock appears!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! This time… The New Day??? I love The New Day & Francesca II (The trombone) but I don’t want The Rock to cuss these lot??? OH NO!!!!

YES NEW DAY! NOW THAT IS A SHIRT!!! I need that in my life! WWEShop.Com HERE I COME! Right after… I pay these bills!

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Even The Rock loves the promo material The New Day is coming with! They cannot be denied!

I’M DEDDIN! The Rock hasn’t spoke yet and New Day asking Rock – I am himWhere your Championship Gold at? Where dat tho? Hahahahahahahaha! THIS IS GREAT!

OH SNAP! they doing the thing what The Rock does with his tongue!!! That lalalalallalalalalalalallalalallala-loaaaaaaaw!!!!

But now… The Rock is gonna roast em…. HERE WE GO!!!!

OH LAWWWWD! ‘Lama Penises strapped to their head’!!!! And Xavier is like – ‘WHAAAAAAAAAAAT’???!!!! The Rock just killed it in one line!

Big E is has his eyes bulging, looking like that dude who saw Brock break the streak at WrestleMania XXX!

NO!!! Three Unib!tches in a circle!!!! Rock STOP IT!!!

Three men cannot manage The Rock! They turning their back and walking out! They can’t do that!

That’s why The Rock…much like Triple Teef… always has a Plan B….

The Usos come out to beat on The New Day! Rock Bottom to Big E – BLAOW!!!!

Uso brudda hit the Samoan drop to Kofi Kingston – BLAOW!!!!

Get in there Xavier!!!! Your turn to get BUSS ARSE!

He got kicked down by the Usos! Spinebuster by The Rock! And now, the most electrifying move in all of entertainment toady – THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!!

And to think…. Paige was asking where Natalya was at and if she works here anymore… look here now! They are pairing up against Brie Bella and Alicia Fox!

I have a question for all my WWE2K16 cats: Have you assigned Daniel Bryan’s move set to Brie Bella??? Yes I know you already created/downloaded AJ Styles! All I know is – WWE2K17 gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

Hang on – WHAT??? Did you hear what Mike Cole said on the Kalisto Vs The Miz contest? “Here’s the cover again, and a kick out at #25…??!!!!” WHOA!!!! I’ve heard King Kong Bundy say ‘I WANT FIVE!’ I’ve heard Big E Langston say ‘I WANT FIVE!’ But The Miz wants ‘TWENTY-FIVE???!!!’ He must be out of his mind!

I know what Mike Cole meant – get your thong out your arse fool!

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OHHH SNAP! The Shield (minus Rollins)! Beat down the boy Rusev! Powerbomb through the table – BLAOW!!! Oh dear Rusev ain’t crushing Lana for a week now! I hear Lana crying out there… to that The Grant says – SHUT-TUP!!! Payback for Rusev taking reigns out the game at the Royal Rumble!

Well Stephanie made the news – Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & Brock Lesnar will fight at the Fast Lane! Winner faces Triple TEEF at WrestleMania! Er… YAWN!!!! Roman wins, Wyatt will cost Brock, and Ambrose is in a ladder match defending his title – how about that! That’s the Infamous Informer’s call! Come on WWE come better than that! RESPECT MY CONGLOMERATE!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1182, January 18, 2016!!!

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Aaaaaah sh!t! It’s about that time where Facebook’s #1 wrestling group leaves their keyboards, their HiPhones, their gidgets gadgets behind, come together and gather for the rumble… the ROYYYYAL RUMBLLLLLLLE!!! 30 men, The World Wrestling Federation Championship, somebody will be the champion and headline WrestleMania! Somebody in the Smack Talk Centre will be at least £30 richer, and the prestigious Smack Talk Centre Championship is on the line! Who gonna look good in their outfit?

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WWF PROPA TINGZI HAVE A DREAM! That one day, Internet Wrestling Know It Alls would stop reading dirt shets, buying into everything they read, then throw wobblys because Cesaro isn’t pushed to the main event….

I HAVE A DREAM! That one day, Jimmy Uso will give Naomi a free pass, and she will travel here to the UK, find the Infamous Informer, and throw on some Raphael Saadiq, Backs Dat @$$ Up and allows him to give her one piece of sweet loving!

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Roman Reigns has come down the stairs! Brock Lesnar caused an injustice! He calls out Brock, but gets Jericho!

Jericho is inviting Reigns to come on the Highlight Reel with Brock! Well Jericho, prepare to have your Jeritron 65000 destroyed!!! That thing is going over somebody’s headtop surely!

Look at these League of Nation fools… they want in to the highlight reel… they all claim they gonna win the Rumble… as usual – we ALL wanna win the Rumble! Sh!t I wanna win the Rumble! But if those lights go out and the bell tolls… f**k that – over the top rope I go – ME GONE! (What about Brock Grant?) Oh I’ll hide underneath the ring until he’s gone!

After all that chatting… Roman Reigns Fights Rusev! Jericho is now the guest referee! Just like HBK… I don’t trust that Jericho! It’s one Vs all right? Roman Reigns watch your back rude boy!

Wait a minute – League of Nations at ringside??? TEEEEEEEF!!!! The ref should run them out the arena! But it’s Jericho, he wouldn’t do that… he’d rather beat out their blodclart himself!

High risk maneuver coming up – Rusev tries a Samoan Drop off the top ropes, Reigns counters – sit out power bomb to Rusev – BLAOW!!!!

Sheamus tried to teef – Jericho caught him! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! Barrett tries to reason with his big nose – COME OUT! Jericho is law & order! Bertie tries to reason… he’s out as well! Jericho doing the cartwheel while he’s doing it! Roman hits the superman punch and the spear to Rusev… BLAOW! 1….2…and….3!!!! League of WHAT? F**KOUTTAHERE!

Look at the chemistry between Jericho and Stephanie… god damnit Jericho wants to f**k her bad! You can see it in his face! I mean… one of these days… I will interview Jericho, and I want the TRUTH!

Look who’s back! Natalya! look at her suit – she got no draws on underneath that! So is Paige! Urgh… I still hate that b!tch! Natalya fighting Brie – you know it’s all about the Total Divas – THEY’RE BACK BABY!

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6 of the 8 women would get the D from me… one of em is obvious but can you guess the other one? Answers on a postcard – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

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While the Dudleys and Ryback are fighting each other in six man tag competition… just to confirm – Natalya had NO DRAWS ON! Something has happened to that woman…it’s

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almost as if Nikki passed the freaky baton on to Natalya! A Lie Me Ah Tell?

Not these blasted Social Outcasts… Big Show just punch all four of these jabronies through school buses!

Curtis Axel still on that Royal Rumble 2015 sh!t… can this fool enter the Rumble at #1 so that the #2 entrant can eliminate his blodclart?

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Aaaaaah sh!t – Stephanie injecting a lethal dose of TEEEEEF into the League of Nations! Come on guys??? a a King of the Ring Winner, a 40 man Royal Rumble winner and a former World Wrestling Federation Champion running scared of Jericho??? Stephanie just told them to f**k him up!

It’s kinda funny how Stephanie tells Jericho how it’s not 1999 anymore… I remember what happened in 1999, don’t you wrestling fans???!!!

For real Vincent Kennedy? 30 balls in that muthaf***a? And Roman Reigns gotta go first??? In the interest of fairness, they did try it 3 times… and it was… ROMAN REIGNS!!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEF! Come on Roman – it can be done!!!! Gotta look strong right??!!!

Side note – Stephanie teasing the WWE Universe on some ‘somebody we haven’t seen before’ to win the Rumble or become #1 entrant… referring to AJ Styles & The Bullet Club or Nakumara? You should be so lucky… SHUT THE F**K UP!

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I am himBecky Lynch faces off against my girl Tamina…changed her music too… argh man you mean they couldn’t use the Busta Rhymes tune – I Love My B!tch????!

It’s official – 2 of the three members of Team BAD are out here… Sasha Banks is out the game… god damnit… just when Team BAD’s creative vaginal juices were about to flow…

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Meanwhile Kevin Owens is trying to show Mike Cole how to do it on commentary… don’t do it too well Owens! F**k around and Vincent Kennedy will have you there pernamently like he tried with Randy Savage!

I know the New Day did not just hold a service for Franchesca the Trombone! All three guys dressed in black! Look what you have done Jericho! YOU MURDERER! I mean, what you did makes Chris Benoit look like an angel! How can WWE allow this man (Jericho) to be on TV??? They should erase him from history! HE KILLED A TROMBONE PEOPLE! While you jabronies pay to see him and his Fozzy jabronies singing nonsense and making unnecessary noise with the guitar??? WAKE UP PEOPLE! Cut off the funding towards his podcasts!

The New Day will exact their revenge, starting with The Uso brudda… they will fight for the Tag Titles… but they don’t have Franchesca… it cannot simply be replaced???

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Hold up – Mark Henry, Titus & R-Truth  – is that another team about to brew??? They have a dream.. and so does Neville! They will one day become World Wrestling Federation Champion! Sometimes guys, I like all of you but… dreams are just that – A DREAM!

They are up against The Ascension, Tyler Breeze and Stardust – with all these 4 man teams going on, can’t we have the Survivor Series as the next PPV? Do that traditional 4 vs 4 sh!t???

I’m gonna call this team – TEAM MLK… they all mashed up Tyler Breeze with their super moves! BALL GAME! Yo Tyler… NXT is THAT WAY! I don’t care how good you are as a wrestler – you wear that frilly sh!t – I ain’t taking your b!tch @$$ seriously!

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Aaaah sh!t – Where’s the Jeritron 650000 at? Holy crap – Jericho just told Heyman to Shut The Hell Up??? Ok – dude is going to Suplex City!

Say what? Did Jericho just ask Heyman if he has no faith in Brock winning the Rumble? Good counter by Heyman – Lesnar never got pinned or submitted when he lost the title… Heyman promises Brock will turn the Rumble into Suplex City! But who gonna eliminate Brock? That’s what I wanna know!

Jericho is sure of himself isn’t he? He really thinks he can throw Lesnar out the Rumble! It’s almost as if Jericho heard me ask the question! So did Brock by the sounds of things!

I think Roman heard me too! He’s coming down the stairs! The man who laughed in Suplex City!!!! I hope that tatical vest plays well Roman!

Reigns hit the spear to Lesnar – BLAOW! But the League of nations rushed the ring! I don’t know why… as Lesnar mashed them all up! But Reigns comes with another spear – BLAOW! Next minute the Wyatt man come! Check this out – they f**ked up Lesnar! You think they gonna take him away and harvest his powers too?

SH!T! The Wyatt Family killed muthaf***az like BOOM BYE YEAH!!!

SEE YOU AT RILEY’S SPORTS BAR WOLVERHAMPTON THIS SUNDAY MUTHAF***AZ!

SEE YOU AT RILEY’S SPORTS BAR WOLVERHAMPTON THIS SUNDAY MUTHAF***AZ!

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