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Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!

My dude Mike Knoxxxx at B.D.S.I.R. Network has done cartwheels all weekend! Half of facebook changed their profile picture, the other half b!tching and inadvertedly provoking race wars. Next thing I know, a 45 year old Infamous Informer comes from the future, comes to me and says this: “Genysis Is Skynet. The future is not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.”

Well the 35 year old (Present) Infamous Informer says: Can I at least watch the Undertaker 25 year special on WWE Network? At least if the world blows up I won’t need to see him retire. I’m not sure if I can take that sh!t!!!

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE! RAW #1173! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoIt’s the go home show before the Survival Series… I sincerely hope RAW is off the hook this week… don’t let me throw up a babestation pic like I did last week! Word on the street is Paige Turnah and Clare Richards was on this week… I see you Ed mond Mulhall about to change the channel – FOCUS! This week, Roman Reigns fights Cesaro, a heartbreak match if I ever saw one, who Kalisto got? Oh he got Del Rio… uh-oh… Owens got Neville… argh man… Ziggler got Ambrose… well Ambrose is going through because Ziggler got beef with Tyler Sneeze… are all these matches jumping off on RAW? Only one way to find out! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

AAAAAH SH!T this is how we gonna start this sh!t??? Druids coming to the ring??? Yo Wyatt YOU F**KED UP! When the Druids have to come out – YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

The Wyatts will never Rest In Peace? This ain’t no normal tag match stupid crap….

Oh HELLLLL NAAAAAWWWW!!! You mean to tell me that Wyatt turned the druids against the brothers and they folowing the buzzards too? Ok Wyatt boy you gone too far now! Damnit where Paul Bearer at? Can’t his everlasting HOF spirit do something here?

Neville & Owens, both former NXT adversaries… fight for a higher prize! This match should be off the hook!

Well we knew Owens was gonna advance… Neville needs another move besides the Red Arrow… once he gets that, it’s like JBL said when Owens hit the Pop-up Powerbomb: BALL GAME!

Damn they acting like this match between Charlotte & Paige goes back to April 2014 when Paige beat AJ Lee for the Divas title??? I wished they stopped with this Divas Revolution sh!t when they wake up and realise it was I, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P! started it, (what did you do???) I had faith and never went to the toilet like you guys did – I supported the divas from day 1! You all followed after me so SHUDDUP!

Now I think about it… All Roman Reigns had to do was ‘be Triple H’s Man???’ HAVE YOU SEEN RmMAN’S WIFE TRIPLE TEEF??? She’s prettier than yours! and that’s saying something!

If your name is Nicola Hardwick – LOOK AWAY NOW…

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(Nicola might delete me off her facebook now…)

GRANT BODY – P!!!

R-Truth you gonna lose to this Tyler Sneeze…. you should Breeze through this fool! Oh hell naw – where my refreshments at…

I admit though – nice touch when he takes a selfie – his phone is connected to the titantron so that’s really good when ‘Summer Breeze’ takes a selfie after a victory…

I find it amusing how JBL & Mike Cole are promoting ‘Undertaker Week’ on the network straight after RAW… er, what if I told you, that Undertaker week has been available a few hours before RAW jumped off?! (Well this is pointless because by the time this blog goes out y’all already watching…)

Next match: Ziggler Vs Ambrose… Backing Ambrose here, lets be real – it’s leading up to the heartbreaking match – Ambrose Vs Reigns at the Survival Series…

YO! Ziggler with that mad ‘X-Factor’ on Ambrose from the top ropes… should have been curtains but Ambrose rolled out the ring!

I knew Ambrose was gonna win, but I thought Selfie Breeze was gonna f**k it up for Ziggler… Ambrose advances, he faces Kevin Owens at the Survival Series…that should be interesting…

AAAAH SH!T – If Ambrose wins the World Wrestling Federation Championship, he’s gonna turn WWE into the Ambrose Asylum!!! Do you see what I’m saying? Do The Knowledge people – it’s Ambrose Vs Reigns for the title! One of em turning evil for sure!

IT’S A NEW DAY YES IT IS!!!!

New Day got skullies now? NICE!!! Oh for real? I’d rock that skullie! Like how the time is cold! My near bald head cannot withstand the cold! It’s the One Year Anniversary of The New Day’s debut!!! It’s a celebration b!tch! Take a kick to the neck! F**k your film biatch!

GRANT BODY – P!!

Only joking – I got love for Ronda, and if she’s anything like he who celebrates 25 years with WWE, she will remember when Undertaker once said: “I will not let that be the last image of me that is remembered through the ages…” So with that said, let’s get a pic of Miss Rousey how WE would like to see her!

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You know who else I got love for? Melissa Joan Hart. But why would she f**k with Kevin Owens??? Lazy wrestler??? THE MAN BEAT JOHN CENA!!!! Sorry Sabrina, or Clarissa or whatever you call yourself these days…

Uh-Oh, what does that Triple Teef want from Cesaro??? This is the guy the fans voted for on WWE.Com, and it ain’t no IWC sh!t – this is the WWE Universe sh!t!

cesaro-to-winBut I still don’t get it – why isn’t the capacity crowd holding up Cesaro Section signs??!!! Cesaro connects with the fans right?

But check it – The Roman Empire is in the house! They love he who Reigns!

Here we go! Somebody’s heart gonna get broken! Is it gonna be the IWC? or is it gonna be Nicola Hardwick? Just in case you are curious who Nicola is, the links are at the bottom of the blog – REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A WEIRDO!

One thing is for sure: #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Check it – Cesaro now wears knee pads… maybe that’s what Triple meant when he said – ‘Maybe you need that extra something Cesaro’!!

GRANT BODY-P!!

Did you see that spectacular cartwheel off the top ropes by Cesaro? I’d give him the title just for that! That was some Strider sh!t!!!

Cesaro, springboard off the top ropes, and a flying uppercut to Reigns chin bone – BLAOW! DAYUUUM!!!

Man… Cesaro is killing it! Caught up in the giant swing, into a sharpshooter, into a crossface and Roman Reigns STILL got out of it! ooooh the IWC will be mad about that one…

This is crazy because Roman is using counter technique against Cesaro! He’s playing defensive-offensive!

Reigns went for the Superman Punch, but Cesaro clocked it – Uppercut while Reigns was mid-air! SH!T!

What a crazy sequence of moves! But unfortuantely, Cesaro lose again… Ok IWC fans change your profile pic to the Swiss Flag… PrayForCesaro..

GRANT BODY-P!!

…and a show of respect… what did I tell you earlier? Whoever Loses – I WIN. I always WIN. You can never defeat, The Grant! IMPOSSIBLE!

The Wasteland ain’t sh!t compared to DudleyVille! Truth be told I don’t want the Ascension to be future endeavoured or sent back to NXT – all they need is good storyline to back em. You can’t just throw them in the ring and get brukk up every week? But I do support Boots to Illuminati!

Aaaah dayuuum! Lillian going full Spanish to announce Kalisto and Bertie? Do I have to fix my trousers like The Rock again???!!!

Suddenly I think Bertie gonna lose this match, I have a feeling Swagger gonna f**k it up for Bertie… the feud is lit again this time for the US Title…

NOPE!!! Kalisto was denied!!! Bertie faces Roman Reigns! That should be an interesting contest…

Note: Sheamus is nowhere to be seen… I’m just saying…

But now… Charlotte and Paige must sign the contract for the Divas championship…

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Look how Paige cocks her foot up on the table… I hope she falls off the chair and lands on her backside!

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Is it me or is Charlotte making herself more attractive ever since she won the championship? Hey it works for me – can’t believe she said she wanted to be like Paige…

One thing about the Infamous Informer, he is not an emotional man… I can’t stand to see all this crying and bullsh!t… X-Factor is THAT WAY CHARLOTTE!

How the f**k is Paige gonna run down Ric Flair??? #WrestlingIsStoryline but I can’t stand her, I lost respect for her, she come from a wrestling family herself… F**K PAIGE. She ain’t SH!T.

Well at least Paige is doing her job really well.. I can’t think of another woman I really hated in the WWE… But Charlotte, she run down your family… you know what that means? If you have to get disqualified just to f**k up Paige, you know what? I don’t blame you! About time this little b!tch learnt manners and got knocked the f**k out like Holly did to Ronda!

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Monday Night Raw #1171, November 2, 2015!!!

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I wanna give a BIG SHOUT OUT to Jerry the King Lawler. That man is officially indestructible. He was calling a match, then he had heart attack, and Lawler defeated death. Most recently he was in a car accident. The man emerged with not one scratch pon him. Defeated death again! You think he’s somehow related to that Hayden Panettierre cheerleader girl in Heroes? I’m sure he has had dirty thoughts about her… she’s young after all…

GRANT BODY – P!

We are celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons! Shout out to WWE.Com who got the divas all dressed up in sexy Undertaker like wear! Throughout this week’s blog you will see the divas in their ‘Undertaker’ gear… GOD DAYUUUUM!!!

RAW #1171! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoYo I got that new WWE2K16! On PS3 though. Because PS4 costs too much!!! People – I put it like this – it’s an eyelash BETTER than WWE2K14 on last gen, which means WWE2K15 is straight garbage! Take that sh!t back to the store and trade the sh!t in! I have it on good authority that the PS4/XBoxOne versions are brilliant. COP YOURS NOW!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! Uh-Oh… Roman Reigns! Please Roman, don’t talk longer than 5 minutes! Just be straight up, tell Seth Rollins you’re gonna beat out his blodclart, then go back up the stairs!!!

He actually took my advice!!! Well done Reigns! That’s all you need!

Forget what Rollins said, he was actually gonna go down and test Reigns! But the Authority just had to show up… but that’s ok..that Stephanie… sexy f**ka!!!!

AAAAAH SH!T! We gonna have a Survivor Series jump off on RAW? Team Rollins Vs Team Reigns! WHAAAT! But why have I got this feeling Team Rollins gonna teef and brukk up Roman’s team before the match even happens? Then Reigns gotta run the gauntlet? Will we see Triple Teef sing Another One Bites The Dust again?

Talking of the video above, Dolph Ziggler is set for action… now he got this beef going with Tyler Breeze, the new battyman of the WWE. Yes, Ziggler has passed the baton on! Tyler Breeze, a man of phenomenal skill, is wearing frilly boots, loves himself, and wears pink wrestling tights. Sorry guys… that’s GAY!

Ziggler fighting Owens… oh dear… it will be a great contest, but Ziggler cannot withstand Owens pop-up powerbomb super move!

Ziggler leg mash-up though… Come on Owens – Charlie Horse that muthaf***a! KILL HIM!!! And KILL TYLER BREEZE while you’re at it!

And another thing – Tyler Breeze taking selfies – that’s GAY as well – yeah I said it! Now in the Smack talk Centre we have a dude who takes selfies – We call him #MrSelfie, but he doesn’t act like he loves himself and sh!t! He takes selfies with his fans!

I will say that is OUTTA ORDA & Bright what Breeze did, Ziggler all f**ked up on the canvas and Breeze taking selfie right by him! HE CAN’T DO THAT!

You know what I don’t understand, if you wrestling fans love Cesaro so much, why is it that there is a small Cesaro section in every arena and not the capacity crowd? Doesn’t sound logical to me…

Now Stardust & The Ascension are running around with ‘Stardust Section’ banners over their head too… these Ascension guys have lost direction, they are supposed to be official bad men who strike fear into every tag team! Now no-one is scared of these guys!

I knew that WACK Swagger would get involved in this Del Rio/Colter sh!t… didn’t I tell you that last week? At least the ignited feud has given Swagger something to do…

Now Zeb – don’t talk about my Canadian people like that (“I’d ask the Canadian people to join us if they were not so simple-minded”) Just because you now supporting Bertie… does not mean I like you – I DON’T! I keeps it real – if the Infamous Informer don’t like you – then damnit – HE DON’T LIKE YOU! Whether you turn face or heel!

Check it – WWE are promoting Batista and his new James Bond movie! We have not seen the last of he who despite the fact he’s a Wu-Tang Fan, insists on wearing skinny jeans and funny looking Bluetista attire!

FOR REAL!!! NOW INDIA have the WWE Network???!!! I gotta say WWE how could you disrespect Cena’s most loyal fans like that? By acquiring India, revenue is gonna go through the roof with John Cena (or should I say Jhon Chyena) as the most watched superstar on the network! UK fans – APOLOGISE to WWE – we acted like spoilt brats when we wanted our network!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH HELL 2 THE NO!!! That blubbering potato stick in his beard Wyatt has teefed Undertaker and Kane’s powers??!! He can summon Thunder, Lightning & Fire??? He’s DONE IT NOW!!!!

But since Undertaker is due on Smackdown next week in the UK, I love to see how this plays out! But The GRANT SAYS THIS: NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER…

OH NO!!!! Looks like Team Rollins is complete! joining Rollins: Kevin Owens, and The New Day! Once again – the New Day killed me! They used the Power of Positivity on Seth Rollins and guess what – IT WORKED! Rollins is there, dancing to the New Day Trombone! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Roman Reigns team is yet to be completed… but we don’t need to worry about that – it’s time for the laydeez!!!

Winner faces Charlotte at the Survivor Series joint! It is painfully obvious who is gonna win, so I’m gonna back Sasha, because she is Team B.A.D. and that’s how it goes!

YES! LOVE IT! Sasha kicked Paige out the ring and said “That’s right! This is MY HOUSE now!” TELL HER SASHA!!!

I love Sasha as much as the next man, but I’m gonna keep it real. Why does Sasha look like she bleached her skin? Answers on a postcard – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Sasha is fine but Naomi is still the sexiest woman on the roster – YEAH I SAID IT!

Meanwhile Becky Lynch is getting it in and beating out Paige’s blodclart!

Did Becky just… did she just drop a triple super plex on Paige, Sasha and Brie from the top? I think she did! That was off the hook!

Brie dropping the Yes kicks, Sasha issuing everybody Bank Statements, but that b!tch Paige hit Becky with the Ram-Paige super move… damnit!!! But was it surprising? Of course it wasn’t! Time for Charlotte to KILL the Anti-Diva once and for all!!

REPRESENTING TEAM REIGNS! Roman, Deano, The Ryback, and THE USOS! They’re BACK!! Roman called to his family!!! Now this Survivor Series match can jump off!

Look at Xavier running off his mouth like ‘I GOT THIS!’ – BLAOW! A ‘super kick’ in Xavier’s jawbone! Oh dear, the suoer kick is not sacred anymore… but let’s be real, there was a unique way how HBK did it.. he personalised that move. You were all jerking off when Ziggler did it and you named him the next HBK! So to that I say – SHUDDUP!

Oh dear the Power of Positivity is not working for The New Day! Kingston has been eliminated! Big E kicked in the door and hit the Big Ending Super Move on Jey Uso – BLAOW! He’s eliminated!

Jimmy Uso, with ANOTHER super kick to Big E, The remaining table saving member finds himself on the outside, Jimmy goes Uso Crazy, but runs right into a pop-up powerbomb from Owens – BLAOW!! Back Brukk!!

Ryback responds… Shell shock to Big E!!!

Rollins jumps in. Pedigree! The PEDIGREE to The Ryback!

Owens & Rollins teaming up and ,mashing up Ambrose, but they failed to realise that Lunatics have the strength of 10 men! Dirty Deeds to Owens – BLAOW!!! Now the tables are turned! Only Rollins left! He can’t take the pressure, so he thought f**k it – Steel chair to the gut of Ambrose – a shot to the back of Roman Reigns – I’m out this b!tch!

You may not like that but it masks who could possibly win in the title match… and that’s the science behind that! But Deano – talk to your girl – she took it upon herself to let us drool over her!

 

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1168, October 12, 2015!!!

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Last week, we celebrated t!tt!£$. It actually goes on all month… save the t!tt!£$ people! So I might throw up more T!tty pics for you guys the likes of which will make Dean Ambrose proud… Shout out to Rusev! He made sure he engaged Lana’s t!tt!£$! Shout out to Travis Browne! He committed the ultimate crime! But I can’t see you jabronies tryna fight a heavyweight UFC fighter because he’s getting in Ronda Rousey’s panties! You best cry in the car!

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Global Force Wrestling coming on the telly! While the Million Man March was NOT on the telly! DISRESPECT! Then BET expect us to watch their bullsh!t @$$ awards where Machine Gun Wellie is likely to win best Hip Hop Award…

THIS WEEK WE DON’T CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY! HE DIDN’T DISCOVER SH!T! SHOUT OUT TO MY CANADIANS CELEBRATING THEIR THANKSGIVING! RAW #1168! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoOn saying that, I’d rather the Chicago crowd chant Christopher Columbus… than chant that CM Princess Peach B!tch… If I hear that chant… I WILL go off on one.. Y’all Been Warned like the Wu-Tang Clan!

Glenn is in charge people!!! Triple & Steph are late maybe because they are engaging in maybe the mile high club… but Glenn has put himself up against Seth Rollins in a lumberjack match??? He can’t do that??!!! He said he will be professional!

Oh for real? Dean Ambrose is gonna open RAW? He’s looking for a fight? Hold up… Randy likes to kick people in their head… they could work something out here!

Hell In A Cell match announced!!! Randall and Dean Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem! Enough talk guys! OH NO THE NEW DAY IS HERE!!! Chicago Crowd chanting NEW DAY ROCKS!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

Don’t argue with me – I had my hearing tested recently at the hospital – tests come back normal!

The New Day throwing lyrics at Randy Orton & Deano and even Randall had to laugh!

Glenn appears on the titantron like – “If you play with fire, you get burned…. it’s a safety hazard in my office!” HAHAHAHA! If The New Day ain’t killing me, Glenn Kane is!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! The New Day Vs Randall & Deano!

I hope Xavier plays Deano or Randall’s theme while they getting brukk up!

HAHAHA!!! Deano & Randall on a one-ups man ship on how to systematically brukk up their opponent! Sorry Big E, this is jokes! So these two are talking strategy, then Kofi Kingston tries to intervene and gets clapped down!!! HAHAHA!!!

I love The New Day but I have a question… why doesn’t the referee acknowledge Xavier’s Trombone?

I have another question: Are WWE thinking about putting together a New Day DVD? I hope so! That would be an instant purchase!

AAAAAH SH!T!!! The New Day defeated Deano & Randall! Oh my goodness! Don’t be sour ladies because your boy Randall got pinned!!!

The Hell In A Cell theme is wack!!! Don’t worry… The Infamous Informer, Grant Body – P! will have an alternative for you…

Stay tuned…

I guess Nikki is going to defeat my beautiful and brilliant Naomi isn’t she to make her look like she ready for the war at the Hell In A Cell joint…. I understand – wrestling is storyline, but remember this – Sasha’s feud with Bayley is done… So hold tight Sasha, your time soon come!

See? Even Raw had to show the highlights of the Takeover Respect main event last week…

Capacity crowd in the All State Arena chanting for Sasha… Yeah I want Sasha too, I want Tamina as well, and as for Naomi…. GUESS WHO LOVES HER MORE!!! I’ll give you a clue… NOT YOU!
Stop with this – who started the Divas Revolution sh!t… I told you – I STARTED IT! Because when you jabronies were going toilet, I stood there and supported the women…

GWARN NAOMI! KICK NIKKI UP!!!!

Damnit! That medalling Brie took the mic and started chanting – WE WANT SASHA! I see what you tryna do b!tch… you tryna drive a wedge between Team BAD so that you BellaDashians remain the most dominant team in the long war! NO! We just had the Million Man March! If there was a time that Team BAD stick together it would be NOW!

Paige voted most unconventional WWE superstar! Well Paige, meet the most unconventional blogger in sports entertainment! I keeps it real up in this b!tch! They say opposites attract… NOT IN THIS CASE!

GRANT BODY-P!

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Kinda catchy don’t you agree! but it is now time for the US Title Open Challenge! The symbol of opportunity and excellence!

No use sucking up to the fans Cena – Oh yeah – that’s what you do! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Hey – don’t mistake me for a hater… I LIKE JOHN CENA! I hate Cena haters – there’s a difference! Who gonna step up this week?

Will Ziggler turn up this time?? YES! Well… I don’t like the guy but if anyone can beat Cena, it’s this man right here! You might as well win that muthaf***a because Lana turned her back pon yuh!!! you ‘stupid American’!

LANA – P!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!!! Cena stops a match because someone proposed and the lady said YES…. That’s f**ked up! Shots fired!!! Ziggler must be thinking – ‘You F**ker!!!’

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AAAH NO WAY! After another awesome contest, Cena retained the symbol of opportunity and excellence… tell me, is this US open Challenge on WWE2K16? Mind you – it’s the same as what it was on WWE2K15…

What the hell is going on back there on Triple and Stephanie’s side of the phone? All I hear is Stephanie cussing… answers on a postcard please! Tweet the Infamous Informer @MZATheInfamous!

Dudley Boys Vs The Ascension…. This won’t last long – I take a leak – come back and then this match will be over…

Told you didn’t I? I came back and I saw the 3D and that’s all I wrote!

GRANT BODY – P!

Now this match should be entertaining… Cesaro & Neville Vs Sheamus & Barrett… slightly different to what I usually see these days…

In a way it would be f**ked up if they put Cesaro and Neville as a tag team… these guys should be elevating, and considering how Tyson Kidd is out the game…

Anyway Barrett & Sheamus won the match… 3 minutes later…

NEXT MATCH – Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman… I can’t see a decisive winner in this one… you know Wyatt gonna intervene and start his sh!t…

Meanwhile this will be STC’s theme tune for Hell In A Cell…

Seems like the crowd love Roman Reigns… Haha ‘So you can’t hear me or something?’ I like that! The fans dropping the WHAT chant on Reigns and he hits back!

Aaaah the fans are getting him now! BOOOORRRINNNG!!! Yo Roman you the man but Braun Strowman gotta get out here NOW!

Now that’s nice… that’s all you had to say Roman! No need for a dissertation – just say ‘Wyatt, once the door locks in that cell, you gonna wish you were in there with anyone but me!’

Er, again Roman, you da man, but I can think of THREE people who I would NOT be in that cell with… one is a BEAST… the other is THE GAME… and the other…………the undisputed MASTER of the Cell!

Even if Brock defeats Taker a second time in the cell, Undertaker remains the Undisputed Master of The Cell – because Brock won’t be doing the sh!t that Undertaker has done!

Come on Reigns! You can take Strowman! You nearly had Brock Lesnar beat for goodness sake!

You mean to tell me Strowman couldn’t manage Reigns??? Harper had to try and teef? HA! Superman punch to Strowman – BLAOW! Right over the announce table… Reigns jumps back into the ring for a count out victory! I didn’t think I’d see a victory but I knew the Wyatts would try to teef…

Wyatt tryna bait Roman in to fight… then he spreads his arms like – Follow the Buzzards! Reigns approaches him and box him right inna him face!!!! AAAH SH!T!!!

AAAAAH SH!T the star himself is here! RUSEV THE SUPER ATHLETE! You know Chicago are on that smark sh!t… watch them chant Lana…aaaah sh!t!!! Mike Cole has announced the real engagement on TMZ! They are integrating it in the storyline! Summer Rae you are really a dumb b!tch ain’t you!

OH NO!!! Summer Rae putting Rusev on BLAST!!! This is how WWE have switched up the storyline??? I give WWE props for that… this could result in a face turn for Rusev along with Lana or Summer Rae turns face (unlikely) Lana turns back heel and calls Summer Rae a ‘Stupid American’! Either way WWE have fixed it! That’s what the creative team are paid to do! Vince – give em a raise!

GRANT BODY – P!

For real? Kalisto and Kevin Owens get more ring time? Not saying they don’t deserve it – they DO but it’s knowing that Neville Cesaro Barrett & Sheamus basically said YES SIR on the register!

Word is that Team PCB is now Team NBC (with Natalya in effect…) I know Paige did not say that she can treat Becky and Charlotte ANY WAY SHE WANTS??? I see it as an age thing – Paige sees it as a tenure thing… I’m sorry, but if a little brat 10 years my junior tries to boss me around on some bullsh!t – you’ll soon see how quick they get a slap in the mouth… Robin wouldn’t treat Batman like that???

OH NO!!!! Triple & Steph found out who Seth Rollins was fighting! They said under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is Glenn going out there!!! But Glenn is still smiling about the authority’s decision!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

You know why? Because Triple said ‘I don’t care who you put in your place – as long as it’s NOT YOU… understand?’

Glenn is like – I understand… Glenn can’t fight… but KANE CAN!

The Lumberjacks are out… including the New Day! OH NO!!!! This cannot be good!!!

I think the Trombone is out there too!

The Lumberjacks are doing their job here! Seth gets thrown out, The Lumberjacks work hard!

Kane gets thrown out, the Lumberjacks don’t do sh!t!!!

Apart from Big Show – Sean Price punch to Kane – PPPPPPP!!!!

Seth Rollins is now at an advantage… if he stays on him, he could defeat the Big Red Machine!

SWITCH!!!! Why did the lumberjacks rush Kane like that??? What were they tryna accomplish doing that? Kane dropping chokeslams everywhere… and then the Tombstone to Rollins – BLAOW!!!!

You see me? I was never gonna watch BET anyway… I don’t know why Hip Hop Heads tune in hoping that their favourite rapper will win award… then they get angry when Mackelmore wins or something… That’s one thing I gotta say about my people… STOP FOOLING YOURSELF!

NO BET AWARDS

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Monday Night Raw #1167, October 5, 2015!!!

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It’s that time of the month people! and I don’t mean wrestling fans on their period!

GRANT BODY – P!

Not only have we gotta save the tables, but we gotta save the t!tt!£$ as well! Those things are good to us! And we are gonna celebrate t!TT!£$ this week on this week’s blog, because breast cancer is a serious thing. So if you’re a feminist, or a 40-year-old virgin who cums at the sight of nipples, or a battyman in love with CM Princess Peach B!tch, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU!!!

RAW #1167! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZMike Cole says we are in for a hell of a show… I hope he means no ‘repeat’ matches! Big Show seems to be alright as well, after the beating he took at MSG by BRRROOCCCK LESSSNARR who has kicked off RAW!

Oh no not the WrestleMania XXX nightmare…. I can’t relive that again and again! That’s like Bruce Lee when he had to fight that demon in his life!

Then the Summerslam ‘screwjob’… I mean, I’m Undertaker through and through and I will support him 100%… Heyman says it’s not a prediction, it’s a spoiler, One will walk out of the cell the victor, and the other will not walk out at all.. Oh well Brock… you are a beast… but Undertaker becomes a DEMON in that cell!

Oh what is the Big Slow doing out here? WORD? He’s gonna put his hand out and say Brock is the DON?!!!

What an idiot… Big Show – you are a Big Fool! Another suplex and an F-5 – BLAOW!!!! Now go to your room!

OFFICIAL – Roman Reigns fights Bray Wyatt in the Cell! YES! Finally WWE have got it right. two extremely personal rivalries that has gone too far that they have to send for the cell. That’s how it should be!

LADIES! Roman Reigns is in the ring! 6 man tag team action! Come on girls rub on your t!TT!£$!

467e0753-349a-4b1a-bddb-394b222c5d35That’s what’s up – Be Proud of your t!TT!£$!!! Roman Reigns is sure to win!

YES!!! Because you women rubbed yout t!TT!£$… nipples hard and all… The combined might of Reigns, Ambrose and Orton mash-up the Wyatt bwoy dem!

Don’t tell me Neville is gonna fight Stardust… oh thank goodness it’s Sheamus!

Sheamus talking too much sh!t, bad man move in silence… Neville starts kicking Sheamus all over the ring…and… the match dun already? You know what that was? that was Neville, Sheamus and Barrett (who was at commentary) basically saying ‘Yes sir’ to Mr McMahon’s register just to say they were present…

Oh no!!! It’s my hero! Bi-Polar Kane!!! Look at him! his leg is ‘mash up’!!! Seth is fed up of the mind games!!! The joke is that Seth shows so much hatred against Corporate Kane… and Kane acting like he’s the good Samaritan!

Ooh Stephanie is out here – if anyone supports breast cancer more than anybody, even me, it’s Stephanie! But check it – if the Demon Kane does not defeat Seth Rollins for the title at the PPV, then Corporate Kane is out of a job…. hmmmm…. logic says I support Seth Rollins here! As I was saying… let’s honor Stephanie’s t!TT!£$… even though they are a bit on the false side…

Stephanie tittiesNatalya back on di telly! Her opponent… the UNGRATEFUL BRAT – Paige! Hopefully she will lose again… come on Natalya, show Paige how to do it! You come from the Hart Dungeon – you cannot let this little b!tch win!

Look at Natalya throwing those bows! Come on girl! mash her up!!!

It’s NEVER your house b!tch! Do you pay the rent – NO – Shut the f**k up!

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THAT’S IT NATALYA! Twist the b!tch up in that submission Razor Ramon used to do!

I swear down I hate when Paige even speaks now… so unattractive… I don’t get it guys – how is this woman so appealing? seriously guys, you got 30 seconds to convince me…WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

Natalya applies the sharpshooter! But Paige made it to the ropes… SH!T!

Natalya got her again!! YES!!! THE B!TCH TAPPED OUT! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE PAIGE!

The rest of Raw could be wack… Naomi may not appear… I don’t care – NATALYA BEAT PAIGE! Justice is finally restored!

Ever wondered why I didn’t write about the Lucha/Ryback/Kevin Owens match/segment? Because it wasn’t worth talking about…

Damn who p!$$£d Stephanie off? Maybe she found the pic of her ‘t!TT!£$’ exposed on the internet… IT WASN’T ME! I put up a nice picture of her! Even The New Day are confused… they thought she liked em! Maybe she does! I dunno…she mentioned nothing about tables so I suppose she supports the cause… #SaveTheTables

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URRRRGHHHH This is tiresome… can’t this be on a segment after RAW live? I mean, It’s all good for Cena to be the spokesperson of this breast cancer sh!t and bigging up the breast cancer survivors… I have an idea, while Cena is doing that, let’s throw up another good ol’ t!TTy picture…

Torrie-Wilson-bikiniAAAH SH!T – they got Roman Reigns being a spokesperson too? THERE YOU GO GUYS! You can hate him now… but he won’t stop now!

For real – we just gonna have this match now? Corporate Kane & Seth Rollins vs The Dudley Boys?

HOLD UP – Someone is tuning into RAW this week…

If you’re going to give money to a company that claims to raise money for finding a cure for cancer, please do someresearch.Komen is a scam

I tend to believe him… but it’s like yo… why is he so concerned?

Anyway back to this – Uh-oh  – the Dudleys sent for the tables…. what must The New Day be thinking???

IT’S KAAAANE!!!! AAAAH SH!T! But the Dudleys stand their ground! They remember what Kane did to them at SmackDown… 3D!!! – BLAOW!!! Kane laid out! So before Seth took foot and run… the fool taunts Kane doesn’t he? Now I’ve watched this wrestling sh!t a long time, and I know that if Kane or Undertaker are laid out on the canvas… you NEVER stand over them… they WILL crab you by your neck from a floored position, then CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!! right through the table!

The New Day must be crying in the car at this time… guys – you may not have saved that table.. but you can save the t!TT!£$… I know you wanna save Team BAD’s t!TT!£$… SO DO I!!! You guys save Tamina and Sasha… but Naomi – she’s ALL MINE!

TEAM BAD 2These three… you don’t want to know what’s going through the mind of the Infamous Informer… GRANT BODY – P!

Imagine if Team BAD defeats the Bellas as well… I’d love to hail RAW as the best ever! But obviously I cannot do that…

WHOA!!!! Now when Brie drops the Danny Bryan kicks, the Boston crowd chant NO! NO! NO!

YES!!!! TEAM BAD show the Bellas how to do it! I can now go to bed happy… but there is still half an hour at best of this sh!t…

A wha de raaaaar??? Summer Rae with a tribute to the Super Athlete Rusev??? Where is this going?

BACKSIDE??!!!! NO! Summer going on her crusty knees? What is she gonna ask him – will you let me suck your c-

GRANT BODY-P!!!!

I guessed wrong! But marriage??? She calls him Ru-Ru! She says he can walk out of WrestleMania 32 as the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? WHOA!!!!

HE SAID YES!!!! BACKSIDE!!! Mr & Mrs Bulgarian Brute???

But not yet???? He says he gotta be the champion FIRST! Good thinking there Rusev! Sounds a reasonable deal to me… because if he wins, he can pay for the wedding! Rusev has his head screwed on!

To take your mind off that storyline… lets celebrate some more t!TT!£$… Lana where you at girl?

The crowd is like “John Cena SUUUUUUCKS!” Oh dear!

Who’s the opponent this week? They making a big deal of it this week, like there’s a surprise lurking…

Dolph Ziggler? Yes the match will be good but quite frankly, I’m not interested…

OH SNAP!!! THE NEW DAY GOT HIM!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BIG E is gonna take him!!!! COME ON BIG E!!!!!

BIG E is straight dominating this match!!! Byron Saxton is right – underneath all that comedy, all that ‘obnoxious’ behavior, BIG E was a former NXT Champion, Former Intercontinental Champion… so BIG E can do this!

Imagine that – New Day with Tag Team and the US Title? similar to The Shield? Anyhow they win… Team BAD are in trouble… you know The New Day love to mess around with Team BAD… I WOULD!

OH NO! The New Day got caught trying to teef! Damnit…. Cena won, but The New Day continuing the assault, that fool Ziggler comes out – BUT YO – Ziggler super kicks Cena accidentally! It’s becoming obvious from here, considering certain rumors… Ziggler gonna be that dude to defeat Cena… ain’t that a b!tch… Damn The New Day mashed up Cena, Ziggler and the Dudley Boys???!!!! Xavier mashed up the trombone effect! But it doesn’t matter! THEY KILLED IT!!!

Now guys, let’s go out and nurture and caress and appreciate those t!TT!£$! Let’s make Dean Ambrose proud!

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Monday Night Raw #1159, August 10, 2015!!!

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I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar, doo-dar, I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar-doo-dey!!!

BlondtourageI CAN RIDE TO THAT! Hell – I CAN RIDE ALL THAT!!!!

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I’m mourning the loss of rapper Sean Price, but he would want the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P to continue talking trash on Raw for you guys! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1159! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWelcome to Monday Night Rollins!! Is Seth Rollins still in a good mood? Is he still gonna do his open WWE title challenge? I wonder what the criteria is this week?

OHHH SH!T!!! Seth is killing Cena with the Straight Outta Compton references!!! Cena too busy listening to Dr.Dre’s new album!!! Watch all the memes come out with ‘Straight Outta Action’ with Seth dropping the Sagat Tiger Knee into Cena’s nose corner!

Rollins is KILLIN CENA! Showing a pic of Cena with his nose all buss up! Seth is saying Cena is applying for Tough Enough! Yo Rollins! Don’t make my eye water!!!!

When you hear the siren, that means Rollins – you shut the f**k up and Cesaro will speak on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!!!

Oh dear Kevin Owens f**ked up his lines!!!! Something Roman Reigns has NEVER done… wrestling fans – I like Owens but – YOU LOSE!

Randall comes out, he feels he deserves a shot… Everybody running their mouth, Seth just had to run his mouth too much didn’t he? ‘I don’t care what the Authority thinks…’ So this his how it goes down according to Triple TEEF… Randall, Cesaro, and Kevin Owens fight in a Triple Threat match. Winner fights Rollins for the WWE Title… Cena might not even make it to Summerslams!!!  Or so they will have you believe…

Beautiful lady… Go Ladies… Lovely Lady… GO LADIES!!! Lovely lady! GO LADIES!!!!

Team B.A.D. Vs  The BellaDashians!!!! You already know who I’m backing… if only I had 3 d!cks like the demon in Urotsukidoji 2 for all three of Team B.A.D….

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Haha Y’all had to change your name! what happened to Submission Sorority? Did Stephanie McMahon whip you like a slave and say your name is TEAM PCB???

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Team PCB talking sh!t at commentary… Just remember what you saw at the top of the blog…

MUTHAF***A!!! See – F**K PAIGE. How the f*k can she say Tamina & Naomi don’t matter? BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER YOU DUMB B!TCH!

I respected her on Austin’s show last week but I’ve just lost that respect. F**K PAIGE. YOU DON’T MATTER B!TCH!

I completely forgot about that Stephen Amell fool… I hope Stardust buss up his blodclart!

WHADDUP NEW DAY!!!

What the f**k? I thought Los Matadores were the #1 contenders??? Yo WWE you’re f**k!n around right now! I understand it’s Summerslam and sh!t… just get it over with and draw for the Tables Ladders and Chairs and the stairs! These teams need to get that Summerslam money damnit!

I do like that sh!t by Los Matadores – Kofi running at him, and dude stops Kofi in his tracks, and OLE!!!! That didn’t stop New Day getting the win though…catch Big E wine up him waist!!! Is he dating Gabi Castrovinci or something?????

For real! Fatal 4 way Tag team match at Summerslams?! Los Matadores & Lucha Dragons jumping in the game! New Day are cool with that… they got Renée doing the New Day Clap… and she doing it in rhythm!!! Yo Ambrose – TALK TO YO GIRL!

Wyatt’s Vs The Shield 2 confirmed!! OHHHH SH!T!!!!! Everyone is bringing the ruckus at Summerslams!!!

Ay-yo, to that stupid muthaf***a throwing the Munny Inna bank Briefcase at Roman Reigns head top at a house show: I hope you are proud of yourself, was you going to WrestleMania 32??? Well you ain’t going now you dumb muthaf***a…the security should have boxed you down and broke your nose before throwing your b!tch @$$ out!

WORD? NXT Takeover, Summerslams and RAW sold out??? Vincent Kennedy getting that birthday money!!!!

Note: Vince McMahon’s Birthday is Aug 24, the day after Summerslam…

“…and that’s Vintage Orton… the BACKBREAKER to Owens…” – Mike Cole

Yes wrestling fools, what was that about Vince telling commentators what to say and what not to say??? YOU DYAM ARSE!

(apparently the word ‘backbreaker’ among other words are banned by Vince McMahon, according to the ‘experts’ who are known as FANS…)

This Triple Threat match is off the hook! Whoever loses out of Cesaro, Randall, and Kevin Owens… I WIN! And I’m sure YOU WIN TOO!

Well I lied… Randall wins by dropping the RKO on both muthaf***as… STC’s Ian Whitfield won’t be happy about that! He wants Cesaro pushed… #WrestlingIsStoryline – you gotta stick with the program! You can’t just give Cesaro the belt like that and throw off everything???

Hmmm… I wonder why they got Daniel Bryan in a Pepsi advert doing weight lifting??? That dude looks well and clear to wrestle… don’t you??? Whoa… I wonder… if Cena can’t make it back in time…

WHAAAAAAT!!! I will most definitely check that Undertaker Vs Brock Lesnar special pon di BUUFTA AWARD WINNING WWE Network! How this match is still ‘sanctioned’ is beyond me… both dons gonna be at RAW next week… in Minneapolis Minnesota no less… Brock’s home town???? Might as well shut down every wrestling match from now – (except the divas…) Every wrestler must get their bouncer game right!!!

Byron Saxton – I am ashamed – you’re afraid of a man who wears a straw hat and walks round with an electric lantern? And all these idiots got their stupid iPhones lighting up for him? Foolish humans… I’m the daywalker. I wear a purple suit… I slay fools like Bray Wyatt with the Wu-Tang Sword!

Haha! The crowd chanting – SIT DOWN BYRON! Yeah Byron! Siddung and Shuddup!!!

I know it’s Miz TV… but Miz – Shut the f**k up – I wanna hear Danny Bryan speak!!!!

The YES movement is powerful!!! Yes Danny!!! You are the F**K!N MAN OK!

I think Danny Bryan should kick down the Miz! F**k all this I.C. title sh!t – no one is interested in that sh!t!!! Danny Vs the Miz at Summerslams – make it happen!

I do wanna read that book of Danny’s… Might make a purchase… problem is that too many hot hip hop albums coming out!

UH-OH!!!!! It’s the man whose super move reminds me of Sean Price!!!! One more time Big Show… punch The Miz thru schoolbuses again!

OH DAYUUUM! Ryback is here!!! Er maybe the I.C title is running! Could this be a fatal 4 way thing? Because Danny nah seh nutun about his health yet! After all….

…or maybe not… take as long as you need Danny… I still wanna read that book…

Divas three team elimination match at Summerslams???? OHHH SH!T!!! Well so much for what I saw on twitter earlier… there’s still next week though!!!

Let’s keep on the Diva ting… she says Dolph Ziggler is back after Summerslams??? What a shame.. I wanted to see him get buss arse again… why can’t Summer Rae & Lana go at it themselves and dun? The wrestling saddos like to cum in their y-fronts because they saw Lana’s panties…

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That is some sexy sh!t – Rusev said – Summer – CRUSH! And Summer hit Lana with the accolade super move! FO’REAL THO??? I forgot how sexy Summer’s legs were!

Haha Stardust box down Stephen Amell! Amell now, jumps over the barricade, rushes the ring and throws lefts and rights at Stardust! Let me guess, by the knowledge I saw with Barrett & Neville, are Barrett & Stardust gonna team up against Neville & Amell???

Get the paperwork signed and sorted by 9am the next morning! Not 9.03, not 9.36! Red Arrow & Green Arrow jumping in the ring against Stardust & Barrett! at Summerslams!!! Remember the unwritten rule of celebrities and wrestling…

Now we know that Randall is in a lose-lose situation, because Sheamus will bait up Randall’s opportunity to main event Summerslams… however, Randall could miraculously win, then Sheamus cashes his cheque and f**ks Randall over… after all, Sheamus did hint at it!

More likely the latter… personally, I think Sheamus will attempt at a cash in at Randall shuts that down… enough talk! Let’s watch the match…

“there’s a lot of trolls on social media – Rollins does everything a champion should do…” AMEN JBL!!!! and AMEN!!!

Now wrestling fools… remember #wrestlingisstoryline… so don’t get mad when Sheamus f**ked up the wrestling contest… Randall stopped Sheamus cashing his cheque…

But I have a question: Why the f**k does the referee f**k about when someone cashes the cheque? All this long argument, just give the blasted thing to Lillian and make it happen!!! I know really wrestling fools… I don’t get angry like you!

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Monday Night Raw #1151, June 15, 2015!!!

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It’s only right that I start the blog off like this. Even if you’re not a fan (which I’m not), you gotta pay respects to one of the foundations of wrestling. Take a bow Dusty Rhodes, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

Sheamus is LOADED! Nikki going for 295! Cena CAN wrestle.. how many fans had heart failure? This is the aftermath! RAW #1151! HOL’DAT-BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell… somebody’s happy isn’t he? He retained his title, and he did it all on his own… somebody stick a gold star on this muthaf***a! Anyone would think Seth Rollins finished reading his first link-up book!

(A Bus.)

(A Big Bus.)

(A Big Red Bus.)

(A Big Red Bus In Hill Street.)

GRANT BODY – P! GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!!!

Oh for real? Welcome to Monday Night RAWLINS???!!!! He’s thanking us for being here! Well thank you Seth! You and Ambrose put on a classic match word up!

Damn Seth got a shout out list? Shall we play the 9th Wonder instrumental???

Hang on – he’s bigging up himself???? What about Triple & Steph? I thought Triple was proud of him? Not even they get props? Wait a minute – he should punch his ticket to the Hall Of Fame???? This man OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

OH SNAP! Is that how Dean Ambrose gonna congratulate his adversary? Give him some more beatings??? HAHAHA! He ain’t going anywhere until Rollins comes back so he can get some more beatings!

Last week Joey Mercury pinned Rollins… you best give him his well deserved title shot RAWLINGS!

I thought this rivalry was over… I thought not!

I think Rawlings is in a little bit of trouble…. running his mouth disrespecting the whole authority…who’s the next opponent? I think we know don’t you sexy ladies and b!tch @$$ muthaf***az!

Big up Sheamus! The new Mr Munny Innah Bank! What’s wrong fat @$$ IWC jabronies? you didn’t like that sh!t? Do The Knowledge you big dummies!

Dean and Sheamus love a fight… and we love a fight too!!!! GET HIM DEAN! Mess up that Rocksteady Headtop!

Damn son! Sheamus just f**k!n up Ambrose legs!!!! Ambrose would rather pass out than tap to Rocksteady! So who’s Bebop? Mark Henry???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

UH-OH!!! Randall!!!! Caused Shadfather’s favourite move! Ambrose got the Distraction Roll Up pin to Sheamus! Forget all that – Randall was out to finish Sheamus! RKO – BL…..no Sheamus blocked it!

Oh dear Joey Mercury heard me!!!! He wants to test RAWlings for the World Wrestling Federation Championship! Make it happen RAWlings!!!! #GiveJandJAChance! Make it trend! Put it on your twitter! Matter of fact – I’ll do that my damn self!

For real? They just did a Fatherhood advert featuring Roman Reigns? They’re not turning him heel now! IWC Make it Burn! Throw the rumours out the window!

Is it me or does Wade Barrett’s theme sound racist???? And you wonder why I can’t stand that muthaf***a!

OOOOHHHHH SH!!!T! It’s Kevin Owens!!! Looks like he’s gonna run the NXT open challenge! I believe I have found the right opponent for him… Could it be this b!tch?

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What the hell was she doing there? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

So that’s why you f**ked up Cena? Because Cena told you ‘You belong here’? Ok now we know not to compliment Owens!

Now this muthaf***a wants the US Title! I thought it was beneath you Owens? Anyway who’s gonna take the challenge? Dolph Ziggler? Is he bringing his new gyal?

Backing Kevin Owens here – COME ON OWENS!!!! Powerbomb Ziggler’s clart like you did Cena at the Munny Innah Bank!

I am disappointed! I was hoping for Chyna to come out! (Yo Mike she and Steph have beef) I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! Vincent Kennedy squashed the beef with Bret, Bruno, Warrior, and whoever else. Look at Warrior. He’s no longer with us in the physical… Steph – you gotta make it burn – same goes for you Chyna, sort your sh!t out!

See with Chyna all she gotta do his punch Owens in his d!ck and take his sh!t!!! She invented the low blow!

Well since the NXT championship isn’t on the line, what happens if Ziggler beats him? I’m saying hmmmmm….

Pop-up Powerbomb – BLAOW!!!! Ziggler finish!!!! I just love the look on jabronies faces when Ziggler loses.. can’t kiss Lana right… all sorts of sh!t…

Where does Paige think she’s going? Rallying the rest of the divas to stop the Bella Twins? The women must take Paige for joke? Little 22-year-old milk of magnesia trying to lead the likes of my beautiful Naomi? My sexy Layla? Tamina? Alicia Fox??? Rosa Mendes? Are you smoking that tical Paige????

Undertaker Tombstone a B!tch

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My thoughts exactly Undertaker…. Paige outta order and bright!

Speaking of Undertaker, considering that he’s a few years older than Kane… Kane’s conditioning is better than that of his ‘brother’…

…and speaking of his ‘brother’… Ok Seth Rollins you’re pushing it now! Why do you love provoking Kane so much??? Mentioning Paul Bearer and the don of dons… er Seth… look at the meme above these sentences….

Damn come on RAW hurry up and get to the handicap divas match! I wanna see the Bellas knock Paige the f**k out! I wanna see what Wyatt gotta say about dropping Reigns with the Sister Abigail for no reason!

YES! Roman Reigns coming down the stairs! The women grabbing his d!ck!!!

It was injustice what Wyatt done! Oh no not this crazy cryptic sh!t!!! Or maybe not!!!! It all stems from when he defeated Wyatt last week! Stole his moment! Why did we not clock this before!

OH MY GOD!!! (I have to put on my JR Voice) BRAY’S GOING AFTER ROMAN’S DAUGHTER! HE COULD NOT BE THAT HEINOUS! WHAT A SICK & TWISTED HUMAN BEING! Yo that is f**ked up yo! No Roman – you have to F**k up Wyatt now…. this is some Cradle To the Grave sh!t now… some DMX & Vanessa sh!t!

Here we go… Bellas on Paige handicap match! Come on Bellas, beat out her blodclart!

Superb wrestling skill by Nikki! Caught Paige in the head scissors, turning her on her stomach and doing press ups! Can your favourite wrestler do that??? NO – SHUT THE F**K UP!

Shout out to Xzibit! Choke her Spank her Pull her hair!

Shout out to Xzibit! Choke her Spank her Pull her hair!

Nikki hit the elbow on Paige! FINISH HER! Nikki hits the rack attack on Paige – BLAOW!!! FATALITY!

Oh hell to the no – that Machine Gun scrawny idiot is gonna perform??? Ok this is the part where I watch babestation…

In fact f**k that – Let me play one of the latest tunes I’m feeling…

YES KEVIN OWENS! MY HERO! MY MAN!!! He just powerbombed Machine Gun pu$$yclart skinny leggings wearing b!tch through the stage!!! That was the best thing I’ve ever seen! F**k that fake sh!t! We don’t do that over here! Kevin Owens supports REAL HIP HOP!!!! HE IS BRILLIANT!!!

Why are the commentators bex for? I didn’t wanna hear that noise! The fans sure as hell didn’t! I wonder what Mike Knoxxx of the BDSIR Network/Fox Sports gotta think about that???

Big up the Primetime Players! New World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! But can the New Day take back their titles?

Well this is a 6-man jump off, My dude Neville joins the PTP, against the team that uses the POP: the Power Of Positivity!

I know Dean Ambrose ain’t playing ‘Bullseye’  using Seth Rollins as the dartboard!

And people ain’t gonna stop until they get Kane to come to his senses and send for his mask and tombstone people and set them on fire! Come on Kane!!!!! This is why the fans loved you back in the day! Stop fooling yourself man!

Finally! We gonna find out who RAWlins next opponent is…. surely it can’t be the man that’s rumoured??? The man who defeated the don of dons and shocked the world??!!!

Triple’s dress sense is becoming more like Vincent Kennedy isn’t it???

Grant - still got it!

Seth seems to have a smile on his face…. I dunno Seth! Do you need the toilet? My instincts tell me you may need it!

Once again Steph your black dress – OHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Triple – get her for the lads!!!!!

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!! BRRRRROCCCCK LESSSSSSSNAR!!!!! He gotta Suplex City shirt!!!! That’s it now! What happened to your smile Seth? You’re the architect… right??? You are the future…..huh???!!! The Shield…. all that boasting? All that bravado? You can take him surely??? Your comrade Roman Reigns did!!! You are the best WWE champion of all time??? THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID! Now get in there and SHUDDUP!!!!

On a real though people… this week’s Raw… if you DVR’d it… you’re gonna fast forward a lot of sh!t… but don’t fast forward too much past Machine Gun b!tch @$$… Anyway guys, I think Seth Rollins will be needing the men’s room, nobody go in there for about 35-45 minutes… somebody open the window…

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Seth Rollins...

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Seth Rollins…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1150, June 8, 2015!!!

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WAIT A MINUTE!!! How dare Ambrose pose with the belt outside the building where my heart was broken!!! Seth Rollins you can’t let him do that! He will pay for this I will assure you!!!

In other news, Goldberg find himself in a wrestling ring lately, dropped the spear on Scott Steiner, hit the Jackhammer – BLAOW!!! Suddenly wrestling nerds are experts and have a pHd in medical examination! GETDAF**KOUTTAHERE!

(Shout Out to my don Jazz Kumar at Iron Skull Productions!)

Ok, let’s see who got that munny innah bank!!!! Who’s loaded? Who’s brukk? Let’s find out! RAW #1150! HOL’DAT-BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: Those Tortilla Pringles are the lick! I got that galaxy chocolate,  I got samosas… That Strawberry KA drink hits the spot (oh you didn’t know? I don’t drink fool!)

Is that how we gonna kick RAW off? US Open Challenge? I say Serena Williams should step up.. she got the Grand Slam title and all that, I think Serena Babygirl can beat him! Where she at?

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She looks so fine don’t you agree??!!!

Oh snap – is Cena on that bla-bla-bla???? Sorry I wasn’t paying attention…

I hear the IWC on that I hope Kevin Owens beats him at Munny Inna Bank… Well THE GRANT SAYS just to p!$$ you nerds off I’m backing Cena this time! But I gotta say yeah – send for the NXT challenge! Hang on – Cena accepts? No no no no don’t let him challenge!

WICKED! That’s a good idea! The superstar can choose which belt they wanna fight for!!!

Neville stepped up! What if he chooses the NXT title? He’s been there before of all people!

OH SH!T – He’s gonna test Kevin Owens!!! Oh man! Who do I back??? No brainer – NEVILLE! Imagine if he wins??? It would be HUGE!

Time to get my Samosas – this is gonna be great!

What I hate about these streams is that I gotta put up with the imbeciles that is the IWC hating on Cena… I’m Big Man to them, and that’s saying something!!!! I can’t even hide the chat window… it’s p!$$!ng me the f**k off to be honest! The Grant’s wrestling intellect is far greater than these fools! they are beneath me, The Infamous Informer, The Daywalker, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P!!!

Oh man! After two failed Red Arrows, Owens uses counter technique and pop up powerbomb – BLAOW!!!!

Er.. why is Owens inviting Cena back in the ring??? I think it’s mind games…. Because Owens left the ring? Well upward on onward to Owens Vs Cena II! Straight up and down, the GRANT SAYS – Cena gonna win… which means rubber match at the next PPV (Battleground). Remember I told ya!

OH NO! Seth is BEXXXXX! Triple and Steph actually found this funny! I hope Rollins sees this blog!

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Oh dear Rollins you DID say that you could do this sh!t on your own, that you don’t need the authority! YES YOU DID!!! Now shuddup and find an opponent to get your punching bag on!

Wait a minute – my time now! DIVAS!!! This ain’t your house b!tch – THIS IS MY YARD! AH MY BLOG DIS! Backing Nikki ALL THE WAY!

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Ok Summer Rae – get your @$$ kicked… but I was told in confidence that you can wrestle! I ain’t seen sh!t yet! Same goes for you Paige – you gonna get yo’ @$$ kicked too… and kicked OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!

Come on Nikki girl! Almost 200 days as champion! There’s only 95 days left! I believe you can win!

NO! Ambrose playing saxophone with the WWE title in New Orleans??? He’s a better champion than you Seth! He’s representing!!! Hinstagram has blown up!!! And it’s no selfies!

I’m not sure about the biggest jack@$$ in WWE history in Seth…. Roman Reigns you’re my dude but do your googles, do your youtubes… Triple TEEF was the biggest jack@$$!

So Glenn finds himself in the ladder match? Hang on – his job is to win???? Uh-Oh…. If he turned back into Kane and cashed his cheque against me it would be curtains… I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!

What the???? R-Truth thought he was in the Munny Innah Bank match??? Glenn was like – You’re not in the match fool!!!!

Kofi RePPiN 4 The New Day! Yeah go ahead and say it, ‘Kofi’s just there for the spots…’ well explain this – How come Kofi is fighting Brock Lesnar in Japan later this month??? Yeah answer me that?

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Are you not entertained Randall? Sheamus is whuppin yo’ @$$!!! I hope Russell Crowe realises he’s made that line into hot merchandising! And as for Liam Neeson… did he ever think that his particular set of skills would blow up like that?

I don’t think Randall cares about the disqualification… Sheamus was gonna f**k him up.. you see what Randall’s titan tron says? It says STRIKE FIRST. Therefore…. RKO to Sheamus – BLAOW!!!

NO! Ambrose on the bull with the title!!! Ambrose broke Instagram!!!! He is the true face of the WWE! Not even Cena did this sh!t in 10 years!

Where’s Jamie Noble going? He and Mercury are Shield 2.0.????? Shocking!!! he just said that to Rollins? Now look what you’ve done Noble, now Rollins has chosen to fight both you & Mercury! But hear the joke! They gonna stand up to him! Mercury has spoken for the first time since…. the ladder clapped him in his head!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Glenn & Ziggler, having a row on RAW! The crowd want Lana’s sexy @$$…  you lot can’t want her as much as STC’s Edd Mulhall! He wants Lana more than all of you put together! Everyday Edd posts a pic of her fine @$$… to the point where even STC’s ladies fancy her in her tight up skirt!

Talking of Lana… here she is in pink…. OHHHH! Notice – she has never wore a brown blouse and skirt… so for you jabronies who like that doodoo brown sh!t… you are NARSTY – OK!

So is that it? If Rusev in crutches, Lana gotta be in crutches too?  Look at her with a mash-up ankle… look at my black referee… he’s tempted to feel her up!!!! Can you blame him???

All night they’re showing more pics of Ambrose partying with the title!!!! F**k that – let’s throw up another pic! Rub it in Rollins grill!

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Time for Miz TV with Ryback and Big Show, how’s your chin bone Miz? You think this may turn into some Triple Threat jump off? Not sure if Miz wants to do that!

Miz talking about his muthaf***k!n money maker… I hope Big Show punches Miz again through school buses! Knock his teeth right into his throat! Then he will be brukk teet and Munny Innah Bank!

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Maybe Big Show ain’t f**k!n with the Authority no more! Crowd chanting ‘WHAT?’ after Big Show’s lines! IWC shut the f**k up – if you was in the arena you would chant the same thing!

Oh snap! The Miz gets boxed out of his on TV show! And Ryback picked up The Big Show and shell-shocked him out – BLAOW!!!

The Wyatt man dem claim that we should be afraid of them…..

Rollins, you better hope and pray that Glenn doesn’t win that briefcase on Sunday, because if he does, your goose cook! Same goes for Ambrose! Title or no title – I foresee a Seth Vs Kane match for Battleground! Yes I predicted it for this PPV… but bwoy… WWE must have known of my plans!

It amuses me that the women who have made it to the finalists of Tough Enough look like models as opposed to wrestlers…. The IWC nerds ain’t gonna like that… it’s all good to me though!!!

Two bad bull meet up! Titus O’Neill Vs Big E!!!! Use the hashtag – #MinisterOfMass to support Big E! Well I would but he’s fighting Titus…. this ‘black on black’ violence makes me sick!!!! I bet the Babylon are sitting in the station eating popcorn and donuts as two black guys batter each other in the ring!

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Positivity wins the race! Minor distraction cost Titus the match… hol’ on.. Roman Reigns coming down the

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stairs??? But there’s no injustice committed???

Oh I get it… he’s fighting Kofi Kingston… again… I can’t watch… I like both men!

Munny Inna Bank kick off – R-Truth Vs King Barrett… y’all gotta problem with the pre-show? Then go and f**k off! Nothing is good to you!

Haha! I see you in the crowd! with the sign saying ‘Texas Death Match’! Don’t get yourself gassed now! We ain’t got to Summerslam yet!

This is actually a good match between these two! Damn Kofi why did they choose you to go to suplex city of all people? But hey, stranger things have happened… after all, who knew that Eddie Guerrero would defeat the mighty Brock Lesnar???

OH NO!!!! Ambrose is here! Complete with popcorn and a Pepsi…. that must mean return imminent for CM Princess Peach B!tch!!! SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

Ok all parties are here, J&J are ready to take Rollins, Ambrose got his popcorn reading the comments, Glenn is out there too! HERE WE GO!!! 2 on 1 handicap match!

Can you imagine if J&J defeat Rollins??? It would be a bigger upset than Owens defeating Cena!!!

OH SNAP!!!!! Just as Rollins was gonna finish Noble with the pedigree, Ambrose ran in and gave the title to Rollins! Mercury, saw the distraction, roll up pin (Shadfather won’t like that) and pinned the champion! That technically means Mercury is next in line for the WWE Title!!!! The shame and disgrace! Then Ambrose enters the ring, Dirty Deeds to Rollins – BLAOW!!! Then Ambrose take off with the title!!! OH LAWWWWD There will be hell to pay!! Has Ambrose got enough hell in the bank???? GEDDIT???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1149, June 1, 2015!!!

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On this day… I see clearly…. actually I learned a few things:

1: No matter how many jobs and interviews you apply for, if you don’t apply for the ones the DWP give you, they take away your benefits.

2: WrestleMania 31 was released on this day. I copped it, and watched it with family. The way they enjoyed it reminded me THAT is how to enjoy wrestling. Not that sh!t you IWC B!tches do – watch it, look out for botches, anything negative, hoping for 5* matches…. F**K all that sh!t!

3: The hospital took a blood test from me, and revealed that your Infamous Daywalker needs more serum. In other words: I need another blood transfusion.

4: Despite the success of WWE Elimination Chamber, there are still muthaf***az posting up CM Princess Peach B!tch memes…’Vince, do you miss me?’ All sorts of sh!t… LET IT BURN Jabronies… you really are worse than actual b!tches who love their men who abuse them.

GRANT BODY – P!

Let’s get into this sh!t! RAW #1149! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAustin podcast with Paul Heyman tonight! Ok survival kit… I’ll be up til 5am writing and finalising this sh!t..

Chilli Dog pizza (with Frankfurter stuffed crust)

Tortilla Chip Sour Cream Pringles,

Happy shopper Jaffa Cakes (Highly recommended)

Italian Gelato from Iceland for £2 (that is the moooove!) almost as tasty as the real thing in Italy! Yep – I’m ready for this RAW sh!t!

Oh dear! Ambrose run gone with the title and now the whole Authority is coming out… let’s be real though, the ref made the RIGHT call. Rollins put the ref in harm’s way on purpose, thus making him disqualified… but let’s have some fun… Ambrose won that match damnit! Rollins shoulders were down for the three!

It’s all INJUSTICE! How dare Triple Teef demand Ambrose to come down to the ring! Roman Reigns must come down the stairs!

Yo  – who’s f**k!n around with the mic back there? Oh dear DWP get ready for more applicants!

Roman just called Rollins the worst champion ever??? Er what about Great Khali? Bob Backlund? John C- nah I ain’t one of them haters!

Oh dear… Rollins is bexxxxxxx!!!! He agreed to the match at the PPV! Rollins! Ambrose! Ladder match for the WWE Title! Now there’s no excuses as to who wins that sh!t!

Check it – Roman Reigns is in the Money Inna Bank match.. but Triple says, if he doesn’t win, he’s OUT of the match… Well THE GRANT SAYS – If I was Reigns, I’d LOSE… you know why? Check it out – F**k the title… how about f**k!n up Triple himself???!!! That’s what I’d pick! Kick him down in his 3ft nose!

GRANT BODY – P!

Triple has chosen Barrett to deny Roman… in a way I’m backing Barrett, it makes things more interesting!

Reigns ducks the bullhammer, hits the spear – BLAOW!!! Roman Reigns still in the match! Try again Triple!

Wait a minute…. Reigns gotta beat Mark Henry too? TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! Hear him singing – ‘Somebody gonna get their wig split’!!!! HA! HA! HA!

Salute – the NEW World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion – RYBACK!!!! Big respect to this man!

Oh for real? The Miz fights Ryback for the title? Miz ain’t gonna get very far!!!

See? I told you – PPPPPPPPP!!!! Miz punched through school buses by the Big Show! He wants to test Ryback for the I.C. Title! Oh no!!!! Ryback you can’t pick him up for the Shell Shock super move – he’s too damn big!!!

Lawwd have mercy – Kevin Owens! The Superstar! The Champ is Here!!!! You know they’re having a rematch at Munny Inna Bank right??? Hmmm…. half the STC don’t like that… what’s wrong – afraid Cena will win this time?

Oh my days! Owens putting Cena on blast! His son became a Cena fan! Owens travelled the world honing his craft! Now he’s gonna expose the ‘lie’ that is Cena! Didn’t he do that already???

You know Cena had to come out here and deliver some real talk!

I know Cena did not say Owens doesn’t deserve the NXT championship!!! GASP!!!! He’s asking for a pop-up powerbomb surely!

This ain’t one of those BLA-BLA-BLA promos… Cena shut Owens DOWN! One kid dressed up in Cena attire holding a sign saying ‘I Beat Cancer’ – Cena pointed her out! Owens had no bars after that!!!!

Ok Cena – you got Owens good and proper lyrically, but you better learn 15 more moves… because Owens, despite his appearance, got SKILLZ!!!! You only got two weeks! TO THE PERFORMANCE CENTER MUTHAF***A!

GRANT BODY – P!!

WHAAAAAT!! It’s the New Day! Love these ninjas!!!!

Shall we just post a pic of Lillian Garcia for no reason? That woman – you can’t just f**k her… you gotta love and caress her!

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I gotta fix my trousers like The Rock!

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The appearance of the Primetime Players coming to support Ziggler has now become a 6-man tag with The New Day. With Young an official homosexual and Ziggler a homosexual in denial I back the New Day ALL DAY!

Big ups to the PTP though, they got the win over New Day…. UH OH!!! Guys???? What happened to the positivity???

Here we go! Is Mark Henry gonna send for the Hall Of Pain on Reigns???

Nope – Roman Reigns hit the superman punch on Mark Henry – wins by count out!!!! But Henry don’t like that sh!t!!! He sent Reigns for the Hall of Pain!!!! If I was Reigns, I’d get myself out of that arena big time! Because if I know that Triple Teef, Triple nah dun with him!

Now he’s gotta fight Wyatt??? That lantern wielding fool? THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!

Well the Milk of Magnesia Paige finally gets her title shot against Nikki…. come on Nikki… don’t let this b!atch beat yuh!SAM_3844

Nikki – you have held the divas title for 190 days…. come on girl! Only 105 days to go!

I can’t believe that after all these years, The Bella Twins still use the twin magic super move against Paige… I mean, I’m glad Nikki won but is the referee blind??? Golden rule in Bella matches – check the t!tt!£$!!! You think Dean Ambrose would fall for that twin magic sh!t???

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Oh man I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the Austin/Heyman podcast… I’m yawning like a muthaf***a here! I can hear Sheamus asking me – am I not entertained??? I mean I am but… maybe that ice cream can make all the difference…

Hold up – more participants are to be announced in the money inna bank ladder match??? OH SNAP!!!!

Oh man look at the state of Rusev! He’s on crutches and sh!t! He’s lost everything! the title, Lana, his wrestling spirit…. he reminds me of HBK when he was desperate to fight Undertaker and this epic tune was played…

Say what? Kevin Owens hosts the NXT open challenge on Smackdown??? Is it me, or does Owens want to be John Cena in his own way? Could be interesting to watch! But I dunno man, He nearly powerbombed Sami Zayn through the ring!

Look at Reigns! I don’t know if he’s gonna make it either… End this early Reigns…. you don’t wanna be fed to the buzzards???

OH NO – TEEEEEEEEEF!!! What’s the pu$$yclart Authority doing out here??? Reigns, I’m gonna pray for ya…. but the match was granted for Ambrose so maybe that t!++y mastering dude may leave the strip club and enter the arena!

And here they come… these guys – Glenn, J&J, Seth – they all pu$$y!!!!

Oh snap! Reigns mash-up all three guys in one night! What are you guys gonna do? Oh no… Where Ambrose deh??? See him here!!!! Outsmarting them and run gone with the title!!!! Hahahahah!!! The Authority have been teef since August 2013, and Ambrose can’t be teef for 5 minutes….

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1148, May 25, 2015!!!

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Since my computer decided to crash just before RAW, this week’s blog comes courtesy of WWE.Com.

Well now, what do I see? a Ronda Rousey interview??? Hmmm that seems to be an interesting read…

…and RAW takes place at Nassau Coliseum for the last time… Even Vincent Kennedy had to come out and give a shout out…

 

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OK enough of all that sh!t! On May 31, 2015, you will all bear witness, to the Elimination Chamber!!!! RAW #1147! Hold-Dat – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThey still on this ‘new face of WWE crap???’ I guess WWE is still in that transitional period then…

So all Ambrose has to do is come down to the ring, and sign the contract for the WWE Title at the Chamber, bear in mind there is Rollins, J&J, Glenn, Stephanie and Triple Teef in the ring???? F**k it – I’d do it! J&J are heediat, Glenn is SAWFT (shout out to NXT) Stephanie has a mean slap (more of a turn on than a turn off) that Triple Teef though… if I see that hammer ME GARNE! Gotta make ninja moves!

OH SNAP!!!! That is injustice still! Roman coming down the stairs!!!!

I was ready to see ruckus until Stephanie sent for a Taaaag Teeeeam Match!! Teddy still doing the one foot skank!

Oh yes, it is Roman Reigns birthday! Glenn and Seth hoping to give birthday beatings! I bet some of the STC ladies not mentioning any names (Nicola) would love to clean the Roman penis!!!!

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Amazing move by Rollins! Took the tag from Glenn, bounced off the top rope and dropped a flying knee Sagat style to Ambrose! TIGER!!!!

Rollins ran his mouth earlier about Ambrose ‘not in his league’…but Ambrose got Rollins with the backslide pin! Uh-Oh I have a feeling where this is going…

Oh dear Rusev still bex! What’s worse than losing at WrestleMania? Watching his woman kiss an American twice!!! THE GRANT SAYS – Rusev – you lucky it was Ziggler and not a ninja like me! Because once Lana goes Grant Body P, she will fall weak at the knees!

Luckily for Lana, The Grant has love for Naomi & Layla… Lana is temptation incarnate though!

Looks like Lana and Rusev are about to reconcile! She must have listened to the STC From The UK show when the Infamous Informer revealed that Ziggler is GAY!

Ok Lana, all you gotta do is tell Rusev those three words: I WAS WRONG! Yeah girl – you know you’re wrong! You turned traitor against Vladimir Putin and kissed an American! The ultimate betrayal!

Wait a minute…. Lana’s face change??? But Lana…. YOU’RE WRONG! Ziggler is not interested in you! He’s GAY!

Oh man! Rusev’s pimp game is tight! He owns Lana! He told her to get back in the ring! And so she does like a fool! WHOA! Where’s the baby powder at?

WHOA!!! Or maybe not! Lana just marched up to him and cussed down his clart!!! Lana used the Wu-Tang lyrical sword!!!! AND DROPPED THE MIC like her name was Chris Rock!

Maybe Rusev really did say ‘I Quit’ in Bulgarian… or he said something along those lines!

Look at Rusev’s face! She put the baby powder on him!!!! She told him! YOU DON’T OWN ME!!! Well The Grant Says – Lana, Vince McMahon has a contract that says otherwise!!!

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Haha I can hear the IWC b!tching about this match… Ryback defeated King Barrett… they be like ‘Barrett should win every match now he’s the king… nah they ruining his charac-” OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH PUNK!

Er… who is Stephen Armel??? This Stardust kid just unleashed his dragon breath on him! Ooooh Stephen didn’t like that sh!t!!! I think Stephen wants to beat out his blodclart!

Now Bo Dallas wants to start trouble… reigniting the NXT rivalry…. and now they gotta match at the Chamber… you know what…. that match gonna be off the hook if the match is NXT standards!

I think Dallas is cheering on Neville! All he has to do is BO-Lieve!

…and he did! Red Arrow – BLAOW!!! Well that’s what happens when you spazz out at a fan with a ticket! Ask the PWL crew who start on the Infamous Informer! They end up losing their matches!

Another muthaf***!n match with Ziggler and Sheamus???? When will Ziggler ever learn…

Look at Lana.. she is so proud of her ‘new man’… I suppose love is blind! The Man is Ga…. oh forget it Lana… you’ll soon learn… uh-oh why has Rusev got a smile on his face???

Rusev ready to bait it up… Ziggler kicks him down, turns round – BLAOW!!!! Brogue kick to the face!!! IN YO FACE!!!! Sheamus win again!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

RUSEV – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!! Beats up Ziggler, puts the Accolade on him, and tells Lana – KISS HIM NOW!!!! SUPERB!!!! Rusev – the SUPER ATHLETE!!!

Ok it’s about that time people! Cena’s US Title open challenge! You get the Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla… then Here Comes A New Challenger! Get Ready For The Next Battle…. Wack Ryder???? SERIOUSLY BRO? He must be still mad that Eve kissed up John Cena!!!! I mean GOD DAMN she was fine!!!

THAT’S HOW TO DO IT ZIGGLER! Cena is getting in that tongue!!!! Yo Gracie – you are a lucky muthaf***a! I used to have it bad for Eve… ahh the memories…

Hang on – ZACK RYDER – TEEEEEEEEF! He’s using the Entourage crew distract Cena so he can get the distraction roll up! Shadfather are you watching this????!!!

HAHAHA!!! Wack Ryder went for the 450 splash and missed!!!! Attitude Adjustment – BLAOW!! F**K YOU RYDER!!! (see what I did there???) I have no sympathy… Well done Cena! Eve should have come out and kicked Ryder in his d!ck again!!! That would have been great! I don’t care if it was Ryder’s home town of Long Island! F**k him and his stupid internet show!

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Now you got those stupid internet muthaf***az at ‘PG Kills WWE’ FB group who want Cena to LOSE the US Title… they might be the most immature group I have come across. Some of their memes are funny, some are just plain IGNORANT. If you are a member of that group – LEAVE THAT BLODCLART. Bunch of kids! Don’t know their wrestling history and sh!t!

OH BLAST! Somebody clap Mike Cole across his head-side! The muthaf***!n Battle Royal was meaningless. Naomi was the TRUE #1 contender… NOT Paige… I hate when he says that sh!t! No wonder STC’s twitter handler Billal da VIPAH wants him fired… DO YOUR GOOGLES MUTHAF***A!

This RAW gets better!! And I mean that in a good way! Ziggler loses, then Ryder loses, now Paige loses to Tamina! YES! Everything’s going my way!!!!

Is it me or has Nikki Bella put hair extensions in her head top? Nikki, you gon lose that title and your hair! Naomi, you are looking sexier than ever… that yellow top you got on, those boots, tights… OOHHHHHHHH!

Wait a minute… 10 guys against 3 men??? Glenn that’s TEEEEEEEF! Saying that… didn’t a similar thing happen with The Shield??? Come on New Day! Use your positivity! You can beat them!

Oh no!!! Xavier Woods running his mouth and everyone rushed the ring!!!! That’s called positivity! Because New Day won the match by disqualification! Xcellent Xavier! You used your pHd skills!!!

The question remains: Why isn’t Vincent Kennedy concerned about the well-being of these 12 superstars inside a structure like the Elimination Chamber? What about protecting his investment??? Maybe he learned from last time…

So how come WWE.Com manage not to show why Ambrose got ‘arrested’? What the f**k did he do?? I never saw this live neither do I have time to catch up so tweet me @MZATheInfamous… I would prefer a stamped address envelope with your answer on it though…

When Triple Teef is in the ring saying sh!t like ‘I Am The Game-errrr…’ That’s INJUSTICE!!!! Roman Reigns is back!!!! beat down the Authority!

Look at Seth Rollins putting the boots on Reigns!!!! Stamping him out like he’s in a Mobb Deep video!

But wait…. the PO-PO???!!! Who called the PO-PO???!!! Is Triple gonna get arrested for being teef all these years??? TAKE HIM AWAY! He’s too TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

Roman’s smiling!!! Maybe he called the cops!!! Little snitch!!!!

HOLY SH!T! Dean Ambrose!!! He got two night sticks on him! Big Boss Man would be so proud! The Authority gonna do time! HARD TIME!!!!

Ambrose beating them down! But the numbers game catch up with his blodclart! The nightstick on the canvas! Seth picks it up! OH SNAP – Roman takes it from him! Seth goose cook! And the ruckus continues! J&J back in it! Glenn back in it! But Roman – double spear to J&J – BLAOW!!!

Superman punch to Glenn! Ambrose hits the Dirty Deeds super move on Glenn – BLAOW!!!

It’s ON NOW!!!! Talk about a surprise PPV – it’s gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

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Monday Night Raw #1146, May 11, 2015!!!

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I wanna take this time to big up the man call The Juice! Juventud Guerrera! Great interview he gave us at KicFM. But this is the clean version… the uncut, unedited version will be broadcast on STC From The UK on BDSIR Network. The Juice has music coming, gives a surprising praise to wrestling villain Vince Russo, and reveals an interesting story involving Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit. All this and more – just hit play on the link below!

KIC Interview with former WWE and WCW star “The Juice” Juventud Guerrera! by Kic Fm on Mixcloud

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…it’s the RAW before PAYBACK! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThis week’s survival kit: I got Doritos, an Aero mint bar you can get for £1, a supermalt, and an ice cream for when I see Sophia Lares on Babestation if RAW gets wack in places… it will be a hard act to follow last week though…considering it’s the go-home show… RAW was OFF THE HOOK! And some muthaf***a named Vince Russo wanted negative spotlight. Well he got it alright… sorry Juice, but Russo – you’s a B!TCH!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH NO!!!! HE’S BAAAACCCCCCCK!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEF!!!! Oh boy, lets see what the hammer wielding wretch has to…. what – Danny Bryan’s here too? Wherever you see Triple, Danny is not far behind…

Uh oh! Daddy’s Home! Is he gonna draw for the belt on Seth Rollins and Ka- I mean Glenn? Look at Seth on that bullsh!t… why doesn’t Triple just get it over it and have Seth join the Triple Teef Kiss my @$$ club! The Cincinnati Ohio Crowd want Ambrose!

Yes Rollins you’re right… it is a glorified 3 on 1 Handicap Match…. against Randall Keith Orton!!!! Fans are dreaming of a Shield Reunion like they singing the Bing Crosby Christmas classic!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hang on…. so if Seth loses the title at Payback… Glenn loses his role as Director Of Operations???? Suddenly I want Rollins to LOSE!!!!!

Hold up Jamie Noble – you can’t talk to Triple like that???!!! Are you asking for a Pedigree boy????? Now look what you’ve done! You two security jabronies gotta fight Dean Ambrose! Just step away from the ladders Mercury! You and ladders don’t mix!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Question – you think J&J security will be in WWE2K16???!!!! They gotta be surely!

Ha! They love Deano! He brukk up the security! The security supposed to be some big tough muthaf***az huh? You know, they supposed to refuse jabronies from the club? Bloody useless!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Question – you think J&J security will be in WWE2K16???!!!! They gotta be surely!

Ha! They love Deano! He brukk up the security! The security supposed to be some big tough muthaf***az huh? You know, they supposed to refuse jabronies from the club? Bloody useless!

Back in my day, if your shirt had no collars on, and you’re not wearing shoes… your @$$ ain’t getting in the club. I look around today, I see muthaf***az wearing shirt that look like they’ve fixed their car with it, Tight jeans and those funny looking converse trainers… sh!t is disgusting!

Dolph Ziggler is out to fight, Sheamus is on commentary… hang on – that’s it – just a single match at Payback??? GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!! Urgh…

We got Neville Vs Barrett at Payback too? Yeah boyee!!!! COME ON NEVILLE!!!!!

YES! When Barrett turns his elbow pad red, THAT’S IT!!! CURTAINS FOR DOLPH B!TCH @$$!!! That’s what’s up!

…and then Sheamus continues the beatings!!!! Brogue Kick to Ziggler – BLAOW!!!! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? You DAMN RIGHT I’m entertained Sheamus! Any day when Dolph B!tch @$$ gets brukk up I am entertained!

OOOHHHH SH!T! So Booker-T is joing the Tough Enough team as a coach? Brilliant!

Enough of that sh!t… Rowan & Harper are reunited, Wyatt Family Buzzards excited! Fandango turn back! You can’t test these guys!

Rowan brukk up Fandango in what – 37 seconds???? I told you to turn back fool!!!! What I can say about the Wyatt man dem – They can’t test Undertaker & Kane! The TRUE Brothers of Destruction! Bray Wyatt can’t beat the don of dons… so you work that out!

Ok – can we just have this bwoy Cena just get on with the open challenge and not be on that bla-bla-bla…. bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-blaaaaaah!!! Who gonna fight him this week? Why don’t these Internet Cena haters step up??? Oh yeah I forgot – they out of shape, overweight, tryna audition for Tough Enough and can’t climb over the barricade!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I could barely hear NXT chants… very disappointing.

NEVILLE!!!!! Come on NEVILLE!!!! I used you on WWE2K15 to whupp Cena’s @$$ in that special mode! Mi get trophy for it!!!!

Oh man…. if Cena kicks out of that high risk manuever from Neville, chances are Cena will escape the red arrow super move… drops the AA and Cena wins…. I can say this – every week Cena fights somebody different…. so that’s cool.

Neville kicked out of 2 AA’s!!!!! You think tonight’s the night??? This could change everything!!!! COME ON NEVILLE!!! BEAT HIM!!!

OH BLAST!!!!! Neville hit the Red Arrow! But that blasted Rusev come and TEEEEEEEEF!!!! Rusev knew, that if Neville won, there would be no belt to fight for at Payback… so I see the science… Cincinnati want Lana!!! DON’T WE ALL!!! Don’t we all wanna ramm it in her Putin? The dildo strap ons have increased in sales… purchased by WOMEN!!!! They wanna ramm it in her Putin too!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Roman Reigns comes down the stairs, the women feel his cocky, and then Glenn is destroying him already!

Damn Glenn is fighting like Kane!!!! Uh Oh… I bet Stephanie is looking at the mask that Kane gave her…. oh sh!t Roman fighting back! Spear to Glenn over the announce table – BLAOW!!!

Ah yes…. those Bellas…. I love them but they still gonna lose!!! OH SNAP!! She fighting Tamina???? Oh lawwd Brie DEAD NOW!

Payback is a b!tch…. and Tamina is THE BADDEST B!TCH!!!!GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

Mike Cole pointing out that Nikki won the divas title since November… so why aren’t you counting the days Cole? Do your journalism, do your googles!!!! God damnit!!!

Yes Tamina!!! Show these Bella b!tches how to kick somebody down – BLAOW!!!! Even Shawn Michaels had to turn his head on that one! Brie’s ti++!£$ cave in!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

That theme tune for Payback is WACK!!!!! Give me some time to come up with the STC version!

Macho Mandow…. I’ve heard it all now!!! Well The Grant Says, if he’s such a good impressionist, maybe he should get in Stephanie’s little panties as well!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Wait a minute – The Ascension??? Not the Illuminati puppets??? Oh I get it, Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel are gonna combine their force and form the Mega Powers and brukk up these fools!

How did the Mega Powers implode again???? Was it something to do with that Miss Elizabeth lady??? That’s all they need now, who could fit that role???? Answers on a postcard please! Or if you one of those hip youngsters, tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

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Lita & Billy Gunn join the cast of Tough Enough as well??? WHOA!!!! Now I have found the STC theme for Payback… but I won’t play it until the end of this blog…

Uh-Oh… Danny Bryan is out here… almost a similar situation to last year…. I’d better brace myself…

Well ain’t that a b!tch…. Danny’s out the game for god knows when…. he had to give up his title… again… I feel as though when it comes to titles, the boy Bryan is cursed. That blasted Triple Teef put a curse on him! Maybe he should do what Shawn did…. lay low for 4 years, come back and beat Triple Teef again!

Do not embrace the negativity… rejoice in the positivity!!!! Time for A New Day up in here!!!

Say word? 2 out of 3 falls match for The New Day Vs Cesaro & Kidd at Payback? I can ryde to that!!! NEW…DAY ROCKS!!!! I got the chant right! Don’t know why you can’t!!!

How dare Cesaro stomp out The New Day in rhythm!!!! Him outta orda & bright!!!!

Oh for real???? Cesaro has joined the Suplex city game??? I can hear an IWC member crying out – ‘why isn’t he pushed to the moon????’ Well Vincent Kennedy says – ‘maybe because he’s Swiss’…. The GRANT SAYS – if Cesaro was in the main event, would YOU put your hand in your pocket? or would YOU stream that sh!t as usual???

I know I did not just hear the ‘Elimination Chamber’ announced for May 31???!!!! Exclusive on the BUUUFTA Award Winning WWE Network??? And that sh!t is free for New subscribers NOW!!!! That changes everything as far as the Fatal 4 Way Championship match at Payback… time to re-assess my thoughts and science….

Chamber Music, f**k!n the party up!

Chamber Music, f**k!n the party up!

F**K it – Bray Wyatt on that bla-bla-bla-bla! Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla!!!!! Come on Ryback… say your prayers before you feast on Wyatt… this Wyatt is outta orda & bright! He don’t watch the news!

Obviously Ryback ain’t afraid of this fool! Straight B-Line to kick his f**k!n @$$!!!! Spinebuster to Wyatt – BLAOW!!! Look Wyatt – NO ONE is afraid of your @$$, after Undertaker dealt with you at WrestleMania!

Question – is this like a ‘rubber’ match? Seth & Randall fight at WrestleMania, then they fight again at Extreme Rules, and now they fight again here???

I just wanna see a curb stomp by Rollins…. can I see it…. please??? Even though as a black man, I’m not really supposed to support that move?

For a minute I thought Seth was gonna send for the pile driver…. Oh hell naw! These J&J security mans just can’t help themselves can they? Uh oh!!!! IT’S KA- er Glenn!!!! What’s he gonna do???

NOTHING!!!! He grabbed a chair… but he didn’t do a rarse! Seth got f**ked up!!!! First the Dirty Deeds super move – BLAOW! Then the spear – BLAOW! Then the RKO – BLAOW! But a spear to Randall and Dirty Deeds to Reigns made Ambrose THE MAN!!!

It’s Payback, and they want it right now – Give them their f**k!n sh!t – Chicka- BLAOW!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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